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@Asensii20

Fan account | Parody | UEFA C License

28 yo

Joined August 2016

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@Asensii20
Jun 13
Zlatan Ibrahimovic vs Portugal When ego meets real ego
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The CR7 Timeline.
@TimelineCR7
Jun 13
🚨🚨🚨 Zlatan Ibrahimović just KICKED Speed off FOX Sports after he said Portugal will win the World Cup. Look at Henry and Ibrahimovic's faces they can't stand anyone supporting Ronaldo.
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@Asensii20
Jun 9, 2025
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2026👑
@LiamKenned83872
Jun 9, 2025
Replying to @Asensii20
Fun fact: Cristiano Ronaldo is 6 years older than lamine Yamal's Dad. 😂
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@Asensii20
Oct 28, 2024
RODRI WASNT EVEN NOMINATED FOR THE PREMIER LEAGUE PLAYER OF THE SEASON 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 How can you be the best player in the world when you weren’t even top 8 in your own league?
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@Asensii20
Aug 27, 2024
1 year later
Managing Barça
@ManagingBarca
Sep 1, 2023
FC Barcelona this summer have managed to sign: • Manchester City’s captain. • Future top striker. • A low cost replacement for Busquets. • A world class right back. • An experienced defender. • A talent who once cost €130M. All this in a difficult financial situation.
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@Asensii20
May 2, 2025
He was a millionaire in both pics btw
AX ⚡
@barcaaxh
Apr 27, 2025
She's always been there for him ❤️
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@Asensii20
Jun 19, 2024
Imagine using the trophy card against a Real Madrid player
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@Asensii20
May 4, 2025
😭😭😭
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@Asensii20
Mar 24, 2025
😭😭😭😭😭
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@Asensii20
Oct 5, 2024
Replying to @KSI
Bro please stop tweeting
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@Asensii20
Mar 20, 2025
Imagine using the trophy card against TONI KROOS 😭😭😭
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@Asensii20
Aug 9, 2025
Replying to @MoSalah
He was trying to get humanitarian aid for his wife and kids and got shot by the IDF 👍 UEFA will see this and not ban Israel despite banning Russia
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@Asensii20
Aug 7, 2025
2 years later
Managing Barça
@ManagingBarca
Sep 1, 2023
FC Barcelona this summer have managed to sign: • Manchester City’s captain. • Future top striker. • A low cost replacement for Busquets. • A world class right back. • An experienced defender. • A talent who once cost €130M. All this in a difficult financial situation.
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@Asensii20
Jun 12, 2025
It took Bale 8 years to say gracias 😭😭😭😭
Madrid Xtra
@MadridXtra
Jun 12, 2025
🚨 Trent Alexander-Arnold is giving his speech in PERFECT SPANISH. 😮
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@Asensii20
May 15, 2025
Crying, Xabi left Madrid as a PLAYER when Modric was 30, he left, played 3 years for Bayern, retired, got his coaching badges, managed RSO youth for 3 years, managed Leverkusen for 3 years, then came back to manage Madrid and Modric is still here 😭😭😭😭😭
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