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David Simon
@AoDespair
Author, journalist and TV writer/producer. Angriest Man in Television is faint praise indeed.
Baltimore, MD
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    David Simon
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    Oct 31, 2023
    Time for bed and I've wasted a day arguing with seemingly every useless, part-of-the-problem, I-know-half-of-this-story shitmonger on this hellscape of a platform, and by that I mean every mook who thinks you can rationalize the barbarism of Hamas, or every scrote who thinks...
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    David Simon
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    Sep 7, 2017
    In the pantheon of visual metaphors for America today, this is the money shot.
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    David Simon
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    Jan 7, 2018
    BREAKING: The parents at my kid's Baltimore public school raised their own money to keep the school librarian.
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    The Associated Press
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    Jan 4, 2018
    BREAKING: The Dow Jones industrial average closed above 25,000 points for the first time.
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    David Simon
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    Aug 13, 2017
    I fucking hate when this happens. You show up at one Nazi rally and grab a sign and the next thing you know, you're being stereotyped.
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    David Simon
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    May 26, 2018
    Do you understand how much of a nazi you have to be to pull a frightened, crying child away from a mother, offering no reassurance or explanation of when the child will see that mother again? And then wake up, go to work, and do it again? Be ashamed. We are the shithole nation.
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    David Simon
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    David Simon
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    Jun 11, 2020
    Oh shit. Looting has broken out in Washington.
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    Public Citizen
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    Jun 11, 2020
    BREAKING: Steven Mnuchin is now flat-out REFUSING to disclose the businesses receiving $500,000,000,000 in bailout funds, claiming the info is "confidential" 4.5 MILLION businesses received government funds. Zero transparency. Unconscionable, jaw-dropping corruption.
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    David Simon
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    Dec 25, 2018
    There is the short con and the long con. Your aunt has run the long con magnificently.
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    Jenn Ellis | 🔜 #GenCon
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    Dec 23, 2018
    Every year our aunt in Maine sends us little handmade chocolate lobsters. This year they are soap. Guess how I found out? 🦞 🧼 👄
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    David Simon
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    Oct 7, 2024
    If you are in Florida right now with a Cat 5 hurricane bearing down and you walk into a voting booth next month and vote for any of the GOP Representatives who are at this moment claiming they can defund NOAA in the future, and that they don't need to return from vacation
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    David Simon
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    Apr 11, 2017
    RT this, please. Because it shouldn't be an abstraction when an 8-year-old goes to school and is shot to death in his classroom.
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    Jake Tapper 🦅
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    Apr 11, 2017
    Jonathan Martinez, 8-year old school shooting victim #sanbernardinoschoolshooting RIP