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Allen Kessler
@AllenKessler
Allen Kessler aka The Chainsaw. I travel the tournament circuit playing WPT, WSOP, HPT and MSPT events. 2013 @hptpoker player of the year.
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    Allen Kessler
    @AllenKessler
    Jul 30, 2024
    For those of you who said i was bluffing, here is the big check! Thanks @itsvegasmatt for the idea! Bison @VanessaKade !
    802K
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    Allen Kessler
    @AllenKessler
    Jul 30, 2024
    Nothing is bothering me today @RealKidPoker !
    282K
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    Allen Kessler
    @AllenKessler
    Oct 9, 2022
    I was watching forensic files one night and they caught the woman because she used the term "anti free" for anti freeze and then received a confession from a different person that also used that term. What are the odds 2 separate people would use the term "wouldn't not"?
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    Allen Kessler
    @AllenKessler
    Dec 15, 2022
    I won. If anyone @WynnPoker wants to be in the pic, head over to the poker room!
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    Allen Kessler
    @AllenKessler
    Jul 30, 2024
    Omg this just fuckin' happened! Covers my entire wsop debacle with $1m to spare!
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    336K
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    Allen Kessler
    @AllenKessler
    Dec 15, 2022
    In 2009 I think it was, I won the $1k Omaha 8 event @WynnPoker . The guy who came in 2nd offered me $2000 for the trophy to display in his car dealership, and I obliged. I've regretted that decision ever since, and vowed to win another one. Today I finally got it.
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    Allen Kessler
    @AllenKessler
    Apr 25, 2022
    Casinos. I beg of you just ban smoking. You can do it.
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    Allen Kessler
    @AllenKessler
    Jun 6, 2022
    Wow this made my day. New dealer super excited to be here at the @WSOP !
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    Allen Kessler
    @AllenKessler
    Sep 30, 2022
    Here's what should happen at this point. @GmanPoker should hand the funds that @RobbiJadeLew returned to him to @HUSTLERCASINOLA pending an investigation. If it can be proven that any cheating occurred, he keeps the money. If not, the money is given back to Robbi. So easy.
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    Allen Kessler
    @AllenKessler
    Jun 25, 2022
    I nitpick and complain alot, but when a long time friend passes away, its time to reevaluate and realize how lucky we all truly are to be able to play a game everyday and not have a care in the world. I am so thankful for my life every day even though I may not outwardly show it
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    Allen Kessler
    @AllenKessler
    Aug 20, 2023
    Uhoh reports of my death were premature. Ring #4 in the books after a 9 year drought. Gonna pass on the main and head straight to Tulsa tomorrow.
    91K
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    Allen Kessler
    @AllenKessler
    Nov 21, 2023
    Wow another win for the Godfather @ContendersUSA shirt! (See profile pic) I need more T-shirts @RealKidPoker! I just won the @shrpo Triple Stud event. My first Hard rock trophy. (Can someone photoshop the red marks on my forehead and post below)?
    125K
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    Allen Kessler
    @AllenKessler
    Jun 20, 2025
    It's so cold in the Paris tournament area, I just ordered a Hot Chocolate with a side of cold milk just in case it's too hot. @phil_hellmuth says "I'll have the same and I'm buying!" He tipped the waiter $25!
    79K
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    Allen Kessler
    @AllenKessler
    Sep 30, 2022
    I don't understand how Garrett can ask for a refund. If he swept this same pot, he'd never offer a refund because she made such a bad call.

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