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alexfivezero
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alexfivezero
@AlexFiveZero
Sliding tackle enjoyer. NUFC
United Kingdom
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    alexfivezero
    @AlexFiveZero
    Jan 29, 2022
    Anyone who plays a sport where the talent pool lies in like 2 countries max is off the table automatically
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    PFF
    @PFF
    Jan 29, 2022
    Is Tom Brady the greatest athlete of all time?
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    alexfivezero
    @AlexFiveZero
    Oct 27, 2021
    Argue about any other position as much as you want they’re all pretty close. But those two at pool are the Xavi and Iniesta of fullbacks. They’ve changed the game, nobody before them will be anything like those after them.
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    LDN
    @LDNFootbalI
    Oct 25, 2021
    Chilwell LWB 🤝 James RWB… The best full-back pairing in the Premier League 🔥
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    alexfivezero
    @AlexFiveZero
    Sep 11, 2021
    Mexico in American made movies:
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    breezeh
    @briscoepark
    Sep 11, 2021
    The sky turned orange
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    alexfivezero
    @AlexFiveZero
    Apr 3, 2024
    If you acquire 30k followers and pretend to be a city fan they’ll have you having breakfast and dinner with KDB by the end of the week
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    alexfivezero
    @AlexFiveZero
    Sep 2, 2022
    Replying to @MLeClercq12 @murphy__1985 and 3 others
    If you was just in a pub and a man walked up to your face called you a cunt and then filmed it would you be alright with it yeah
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    alexfivezero
    @AlexFiveZero
    May 19, 2023
    Replying to @umirf1
    full diamond and enchants for the ender dragon una you know he’s a control freak
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    alexfivezero
    @AlexFiveZero
    Apr 2, 2023
    Replying to @MFFooty
    everyone in the gallowgate was laughing when they still kept playing short in the 80th
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    alexfivezero
    @AlexFiveZero
    Oct 27, 2022
    When your dad finishes his shift late but promises a chippy tea
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    mubz
    @mubzhxndrix
    Oct 27, 2022
    so gassed for COD at midnight
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    alexfivezero
    @AlexFiveZero
    Feb 24, 2022
    Replying to @isoquince
    I thought people were joking but some people actually seem to think they’re going to war
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    alexfivezero
    @AlexFiveZero
    Feb 19, 2024
    Replying to @n0tjkm_
    welcome to the club
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    alexfivezero
    @AlexFiveZero
    Dec 9, 2022
    Replying to @316simsim
    they know what they’re doing
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    alexfivezero
    @AlexFiveZero
    Feb 8, 2023
    “The butcher” just physically assaults players and gets away with it
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    alexfivezero
    @AlexFiveZero
    Dec 17, 2022
    If Messi wins tomorrow Men on Instagram are going to be posting stories to the same level of a Beyoncé pregnancy announcement
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    alexfivezero
    @AlexFiveZero
    Oct 13, 2021
    Why’s the son fuming over it the little neek, free day off la
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