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abby ¨̮
@Abbbn0rmal
I want to be a stay at home slime
Denver, CO
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    abby ¨̮
    @Abbbn0rmal
    Jul 23, 2017
    The couple checking out in front of me at target had a total of $892.90 and she turned to her husband smiled and said " oops"
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    abby ¨̮
    @Abbbn0rmal
    Sep 5, 2023
    How I flirt with boys in South Dakota
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    abby ¨̮
    @Abbbn0rmal
    Jan 11, 2025
    What if we were in love and we cooked for eachother and you filled up my water and l got you your favorite snacks and we kissed at red lights and you carry my stuff for me and I make sure you remember to grab your keys when we leave and we both care about eachother very much ??
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    abby ¨̮
    @Abbbn0rmal
    Feb 1, 2023
    Having sensory issues as an adult is so annoying because how do I, a 25 year old adult, tell you that I’m about to cry over you clicking your pen but I can go to a 4 day festival and listen to computer noises
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    abby ¨̮
    @Abbbn0rmal
    Mar 21, 2018
    Hey guys! I am the lottery winner of $451 Million. With this incredible opportunity I am giving back $5,000 to the first 50k followers that retweet and like this post. This is to much money and I love helping people!🙏🏻
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    abby ¨̮
    @Abbbn0rmal
    Feb 28, 2024
    My friend just started dating this guy that spoils the absolute hell out of her and I genuinely didn’t even know guys actually did that the way he does. It’s been like 3 months and he just paid off her car and for her birthday took her to Rome lmfao iconic !!
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    abby ¨̮
    @Abbbn0rmal
    Apr 8, 2024
    Fun fact when I lived at a frat house for a summer they made my face the coke plate and sent me pics using it lol
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    uncle ric
    @ihatethiskid
    Apr 6, 2024
    Oh thanks!
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    abby ¨̮
    @Abbbn0rmal
    Feb 11, 2025
    I had an ex do acid his freshman year of college and freak out bc he realized his parents were gonna die someday. Like ya? You’re 19 and never thought about your parents dying? That’s what kept me up at night from age 3-8 like you just never thought about that ? Wild to me idk
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    abby ¨̮
    @Abbbn0rmal
    Jun 7, 2024
    Cheating on someone then looking them in the eyes and saying you love them is WILD behavior. like genuinely concerned for people who can do that lol
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    abby ¨̮
    @Abbbn0rmal
    Jul 10, 2023
    Maybe I’ll start dating again or get really into drugs or knitting
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    abby ¨̮
    @Abbbn0rmal
    May 27, 2023
    Having so much fun at scamp 🥰🥰🥰
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    abby ¨̮
    @Abbbn0rmal
    Aug 10, 2024
    Omg I don’t want to party again tonight I want to be married and cuddle on the couch
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    abby ¨̮
    @Abbbn0rmal
    Mar 12, 2024
    A sexy makeout sesh would heal me
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    abby ¨̮
    @Abbbn0rmal
    May 8, 2023
    Love this
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