PinnedLuis Vercetti@97Vercetti7hme staying up all night for no reason even though I’m tired af20201671672.9K2.9K
Luis Vercetti@97VercettiOct 12, 2024the vegetables in my freezer watching me grab pizza rolls again71171143K43K511K511K13M13M
Luis Vercetti@97VercettiOct 30, 2022bro: hey bro the Halloween party is cancelled me already dressed:94794738K38K440K440K
Luis Vercetti@97VercettiApr 10, 2021“babe we have guests, go get the fancy cups”1.5K1.5K65K65K442K442K
Luis Vercetti@97VercettiNov 13, 2024This whole "no smoking with kids in the vehicle" thing is ridiculous.. look at him he's just cold...1.4K1.4K26K26K438K438K14M14M
Luis Vercetti@97VercettiSep 12, 2019i got pulled over & my vape was in my cup holder & the cop was like “u know the news saying those things are killing people” i laughed a lil bit & said “they say the same thing about yall lol” he ain’t laugh74974987K87K417K417K
Luis Vercetti@97VercettiJul 7, 2023"That motherfucker back there is not real!"46946964K64K405K405K13M13M
Luis Vercetti@97VercettiJan 14, 2020*police takes my mugshot* my insecure ass: let me see36236276K76K382K382K
Luis Vercetti@97VercettiDec 12, 2019no cop has ever told me “be safe” .. my weed man say it every time i leave his place .. says a lot about society26326358K58K329K329K
Luis Vercetti@97VercettiMar 26, 2025Buying this to take my small friend to concerts3.3K3.3K17K17K337K337K20M20M
Luis Vercetti@97VercettiJan 21, 2020white girls be smoking 4 packs of cigarettes a day talking bout some astrology this & astrology that .. bitch u worrying about the wrong cancer49649655K55K306K306K
Luis Vercetti@97VercettiDec 8, 2019i bought my friend 4 pregnancy tests .. they all came out positive & now she crying .. she gon ask me “how tf am i going to afford to feed 4 kids”1K1K52K52K301K301K
