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Lysander, 8 CHA Bard
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Lysander, 8 CHA Bard
@8chabard
music, language learning (日本語/中文/한국어), nerd shit. not even legible to myself. assigned wordcel at birth. dms open.
Palo Alto, CA
Joined June 2009
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    Lysander, 8 CHA Bard
    @8chabard
    Aug 9, 2024
    hi i noticed you from across the boundless gulf that separates two people from ever truly knowing one another's innermost selves and i really like your vibe
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    Lysander, 8 CHA Bard
    @8chabard
    Jul 15, 2024
    thinking about my 27th bday party when i when out for a cig and when i got back my friend was like "oh everybody was looking for you" and i was like "lol why"
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    Respectful Memes
    @RespectfulMemes
    Jul 15, 2024
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    Lysander, 8 CHA Bard
    @8chabard
    May 15, 2024
    why do brutalism haters always pick the coolest brutalist buildings to complain about rather than the actual boring ones
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    Lysander, 8 CHA Bard
    @8chabard
    Apr 19, 2024
    strong evidence for my childhood "low verbal intelligence people can't perceive the important differences between similar words and so believe that high verbal intelligence people are being pretentious when they're being precise" theory
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    Chris Anderson (in London)
    @chr1sa
    Apr 18, 2024
    My "Nerd Urban Dictionary" list of fancy words nerds use to prove how smart they are now has more than 200 entries! I'll bet you're guilty of a few of them (I know I am) andersonchris.medium.com/the-nerd-urban…
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    Lysander, 8 CHA Bard
    @8chabard
    Dec 11, 2023
    you ever see an image and be like, yeah, i could see myself not regretting that as a tattoo
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    Vivid Void
    @vividvoid
    Dec 11, 2023
    gm
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    Lysander, 8 CHA Bard
    @8chabard
    Feb 14, 2024
    my gf: would you still love me if i was a worm? me: it's "were." if you *were* a worm. my gf: me: it's a subjunctive clause. my ex-gf:
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    Lysander, 8 CHA Bard
    @8chabard
    Nov 18, 2023
    has this guy published anything else yet
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    Lysander, 8 CHA Bard
    @8chabard
    Jan 1, 2024
    this post is actually the definitive nail in the coffin for "AI art isn't art" people. it is transgressive, absolutely pregnant with meaning, and fundamentally could not accomplish what it does without being created by AI
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    Donnel
    @DonnelVillager
    Dec 31, 2023
    The story behind this painting is so sad! 😢 Now using AI we can complete what he couldn't finish! ❤️
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    Lysander, 8 CHA Bard
    @8chabard
    Jul 15, 2024
    Replying to @stefaesthesia
    lung cancer i hardly
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    Lysander, 8 CHA Bard
    @8chabard
    Apr 19, 2024
    Replying to @8chabard
    like i really try to avoid feeding the wolf inside me that whispers "people who claim you're pretentious or condescending are just dumb and intimidated by your intelligence" but it'd help if y'all would stop sneaking him your table scraps behind my back
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    Lysander, 8 CHA Bard
    @8chabard
    Apr 23, 2024
    goycels really cant comprehend the idea that loopholes in rules designed by an omniscient, omnipotent god would only exist if they were intended to be exploited
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    Anthony Westgate
    @a_westgate
    Apr 22, 2024
    there's really a whole market of Jewish products designed to trick God
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    Lysander, 8 CHA Bard
    @8chabard
    Jul 13, 2024
    the "do men even yearn?" posting is the first thing in years that's really made me consider whether popular music may have actually become objectively worse than it used to be
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    Lysander, 8 CHA Bard
    @8chabard
    Aug 11, 2024
    the entire concept of "being insecure" as deployed in modern culture is a fucking gaslight
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    Lysander, 8 CHA Bard
    @8chabard
    Feb 4, 2024
    remembering when my brother was like "where is many such cases from, anyway?" and the look on his face when i told him it was from a trump tweet about vaccines causing autism
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    Paul Hundred, GED
    @paul_hundred
    Feb 4, 2024
    Replying to @paul_hundred
    Also a bit of a stretch perhaps, but shades of Trump’s “I am the least racist person in this room” line?
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