“Hey, I’m the ugliest fucking Hawaiian you’ve ever seen. I look like a shaved gorilla on HRT. Gene pool so filthy no amount of chlorine can save it. The ugly stick shattered upon contact with my face.
Now take a look at me next to this anime girl. Doesn’t really match up, huh?”
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hey people, let’s demand @Twitter to remove @Russia from here
no place for an aggressor like Russia on Western social media platforms
they should not be allowed to use these platforms to promote their image while brutally killing the Ukrainian people @TwitterSupport
>be me
>buy cute little game about delivering mail in the woods
>Play it for an hour and a half
>Every 20 minutes I get another reminder it was made by libtards
>Refund and review
I just wanted a cute little Mailman game, man :’(
“Heya, Mr. J. How did the Goon tryouts go?”
“Terrible, Harley. Just awful”
“What?! How come? You’ve been working on that gig for weeks”
“Not a single strong or capable man among them. Just a bunch of… chronic masturbators”