John Coffee Hays (@26thAndGuad) / X

John Coffee Hays

13K posts

John Coffee Hays

@26thAndGuad

“Atlantid irredentist: he follows the way of Minos, the way of the bull.” | Genio!

Texas

Joined June 2022

Pinned
John Coffee Hays
@26thAndGuad
Sep 5, 2023
Replying to @carebearkieran
“He won the Sugar Bowl is what he did! He was a brave Longhorn quarterback. And in this house, Sam Ehlinger is an elite college QB— end of story.”
78K
John Coffee Hays
@26thAndGuad
Sep 13, 2025
Replying to @bonchieredstate
They’re building an alternate reality, it’s completely insane.
27K
John Coffee Hays
@26thAndGuad
Sep 10, 2025
Replying to @Duderichy
Buddy that’s the moderate response right now
23K
John Coffee Hays
@26thAndGuad
Aug 31, 2025
Replying to @crow2x
Yeah that Bama FSU game was more fun than the entirety of NFL week 1
53K
John Coffee Hays
@26thAndGuad
Aug 23, 2025
Replying to @plzbepatient
Virtually every regional metropolitan amusement has a ghetto reputation now and then people look at the “macroeconomics”
38K
John Coffee Hays
@26thAndGuad
Aug 9, 2025
Replying to @hradzka
I expect my president to always nuke FIRST
38K
John Coffee Hays
@26thAndGuad
Aug 24, 2025
Replying to @romanhelmetguy
I mean he killed himself because of his complicated, fucked up relationships and a lifestyle that could only be maintained by making a constant performance of what he enjoyed. Dog in the beach seems nice.
62K
John Coffee Hays
@26thAndGuad
Oct 15, 2025
Replying to @plzbepatient
You cannot have a movement where this chick has any power beyond making her own husband miserable.
12K
John Coffee Hays
@26thAndGuad
Sep 13, 2025
Replying to @JosephManero
“Oh Oregon will beat any spread” maybe you should be trying to get a woman to spread dweeb
37K
John Coffee Hays
@26thAndGuad
Sep 3, 2025
Replying to @MLFootball
Maybe she should shut up then lmfao
24K
John Coffee Hays
@26thAndGuad
Nov 5, 2025
Replying to @YIMBYLAND
Sorry bud
GIF
6.7K
John Coffee Hays
@26thAndGuad
Oct 12, 2025
Replying to @SoftlyAugust
Dude got carried off the field after PSU, the team might not even know.
70K
John Coffee Hays
@26thAndGuad
Sep 7, 2025
Replying to @plzbepatient
This retard’s posting his stubby shotgun rig over annihilating his ornery rooster doing his rooster job too well Way too much of the rw gunsphere is just “hysterical antisocials for Hitler”
23K
John Coffee Hays
@26thAndGuad
Oct 2, 2025
Replying to @TyisDOSD and @BarstoolNate
>says a bunch of stupid shit >pantomimes a bunch of stupid shit like a crazy person It’s almost like he’s been judged by his words and actions and not just arbitrary rules his meat riders think the world’s setting for him.
6.1K