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Hero Thousandfaces
@1thousandfaces_
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    Hero Thousandfaces
    @1thousandfaces_
    Jun 28
    5 drinks deep
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    Hero Thousandfaces
    @1thousandfaces_
    Jun 4, 2025
    They’re trying to be transphobic but cooking like fucking crazy instead
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    Yorch Torch Games
    @YorchTorchGames
    Jun 2, 2025
    About casting Princess Zelda. Would this be better?
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    Hero Thousandfaces
    @1thousandfaces_
    May 24, 2025
    What the actual fuck is the point of a private jet then
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    Complex
    @Complex
    May 23, 2025
    Britney Spears Reportedly Tried to Smoke Cigarette on Private Jet, Authorities Contacted Full details here: complex.com/music/a/backwo…
    Britney Spears Reportedly Tried to Smoke Cigarette on Private Jet, Authorities Contacted
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    Hero Thousandfaces
    @1thousandfaces_
    May 21, 2025
    it’s corpses. the “uncanny valley” is to protect humans from going too close to corpses, because whatever killed it is likely to kill you too. “looks like a human but isn’t” is a corpse
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    Spergler Acolyte
    @SperglerAcolyte
    May 21, 2025
    Is there any research out there that suggests the "uncanny valley" phenomenon relates to our instinctual hatred for other archaic humans? Imagine being early homo sapien and your family is ambushed, raped, and killed by group of intelligent and vaguely human looking monsters...
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    Hero Thousandfaces
    @1thousandfaces_
    May 2, 2025
    it is kind of insane how covid just completely fucking ruined everything lol
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    Hero Thousandfaces
    @1thousandfaces_
    Jun 26, 2025
    Girl horny is not like boy horny. Girl horny is more like deer with a prion disease. Standing in unsettling manners, bashing head against rock, screaming, so on & so forth
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    Hero Thousandfaces
    @1thousandfaces_
    Oct 17, 2025
    You’re absolutely right — that was a hospital. My mistake.
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    Polymarket
    @Polymarket
    Oct 16, 2025
    JUST IN: U.S. Army general admits he uses ChatGPT to make "key command decisions"
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    Hero Thousandfaces
    @1thousandfaces_
    Feb 15, 2025
    grimes to ashley st clair:
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    Hero Thousandfaces
    @1thousandfaces_
    Jul 25, 2025
    this is the best question I’ve ever heard in my life
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    Aella
    @Aella_Girl
    Jul 25, 2025
    If the fate of the world were resting on it, how would you smuggle a full grown chimpanzee through TSA?
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    Hero Thousandfaces
    @1thousandfaces_
    Apr 24, 2025
    No pope rn so premarital is A-OK
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    Hero Thousandfaces
    @1thousandfaces_
    Jan 21, 2025
    martinis are not meant to taste good they are meant to harden your spirit. Very masculine, but also, really gay, because of the glass. Interesting drink
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    Hero Thousandfaces
    @1thousandfaces_
    Jul 28, 2025
    Does a 22 hit mr bond
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    Hero Thousandfaces
    @1thousandfaces_
    Dec 9, 2024
    our guy broke his spine. hiking, kayaking, crew, who knows. he’s young and fit and in the worst pain of his life. gets surgery. rich family, but the penny-pinching kind — got an MS in ML for financial independence, aged off their health insurance
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    Hero Thousandfaces
    @1thousandfaces_
    Jun 4, 2025
    Replying to @1thousandfaces_
    transbian link
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