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Sophia Benoit
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Sophia Benoit
@1followernodad
author of WELL, THIS IS EXHAUSTING (2021) & THE VERY DEFINITION OF LOVE (2026)
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    Sophia Benoit
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    Dec 17, 2025
    My bf is outside (my dog’s favorite) but he is smoking a cigar (my dog’s least favorite) so now she just has to yearn
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    Sophia Benoit
    @1followernodad
    Oct 4, 2020
    this is supposed to be an 18 year old
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    Sophia Benoit
    @1followernodad
    Dec 22, 2020
    ok hear me out... smaller bags of spinach
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    Sophia Benoit
    @1followernodad
    Nov 21, 2024
    My two year old nephew just absolutely roasted my ass. Got on a FaceTime with him and he showed me his trains and then he asked “where are yours?” and I had to admit that I own zero trains. Fucking humiliating.
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    Sophia Benoit
    @1followernodad
    Mar 9, 2021
    when a job listing says the words "fast-paced environment" that means toxic
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    Sophia Benoit
    @1followernodad
    Apr 13, 2025
    did no one read things before chatGPT? Because every writer I know loooooves the em dash
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    doxie
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    Apr 13, 2025
    an easy tell if someone uses chatgpt is if they use the long dash (—) nobody uses that
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    Sophia Benoit
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    Sep 17, 2024
    The girl I’m babysitting doesn’t know that for tonight I’m allowed to let her watch as many Bluey episodes as she wants so she keeps asking for “one more.” And I get to be a benevolent god who gives her another. It’s a real thrill for both of us.
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    Sophia Benoit
    @1followernodad
    Feb 10, 2025
    when my friend finally breaks up with her shitty bf and I get to say what I really think
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    Sophia Benoit
    @1followernodad
    Nov 29, 2024
    why cause I might stay hot and get even bigger bazongas
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    Sophia Benoit
    @1followernodad
    Jan 4, 2021
    me, after I send one email
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    Sophia Benoit
    @1followernodad
    Oct 9, 2023
    my favorite part of this is that the first woman didn’t even offer to be with him she just exists
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    Sophia Benoit
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    Jul 22, 2023
    my only critique of Barbie is that none of the Barbies scissored which is such a huge part of a Barbie’s life as to be unimaginable to miss in a film like this
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    Sophia Benoit
    @1followernodad
    Nov 28, 2023
    my boyfriend got the big Costco ham and it’s the best thing that’s ever happened to him
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    Sophia Benoit
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    Jun 6, 2025
    Going off of memory out of laziness here but there was a researcher who used bird tracking technology to show that teens in the 70s/80s had almost 2 miles of autonomous space and teens today have less than 2 meters.
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