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alaska
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    alaska
    @145k4
    Jun 16
    it's here! introducing @portaltext, a free browser extension for contextualizing the web hover anything and follow your curiosity wherever it takes you. portaltext knows what page you're on, where you're going, and fills in the gap every link is a portal portaltext.com
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    alaska
    @145k4
    Jun 19, 2024
    "women are allowed to respond when there is danger in ways other than crying" is iconic
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    Liam Gareau
    @liamgareau
    Jun 19, 2024
    New gay icon just dropped
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    alaska
    @145k4
    Apr 23, 2025
    coming out to ur childhood friends is rly funny bc like 😭😭
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    alaska
    @145k4
    Jan 25, 2025
    i have no words
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    alaska
    @145k4
    Oct 14, 2025
    i know this is like insane but i started taking fish oil pills the day after i tweeted this and it literally cured my mood disorder
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    alaska
    @145k4
    Sep 5, 2025
    ive been craving fish so badly lately i just fantasize about eating an entire unskinned fish whole, like i was a big pelican with a giant gullet for eating whole fish
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    alaska
    @145k4
    Oct 27, 2024
    this theatre kid shit is so lame man just punch him
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    The Serfs (youtube.com/theserftimes)
    @theserfstv
    Oct 25, 2024
    I've never seen Ben Shapiro this speechless before
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    alaska
    @145k4
    Aug 20, 2024
    my boyfriend is in the bathroom so im playing w the ram stick he said not to touch, it feels really good to bend!! new stim toy unlock?
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    alaska
    @145k4
    Mar 27, 2025
    chat is this rizz (shes 41)
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    alaska
    @145k4
    Aug 3, 2025
    local szechuan place calls this "crazy peanuts " and its just peanuts doused in chili oil and sugar and theyre the most addictive thing ive evwr had in my life
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    alaska
    @145k4
    Sep 4, 2025
    a weird take i've kind of been tumbling over the gravel in my head is that, to an extent, progressivism has made the world less diverse and less interesting. it feels like we used to celebrate other cultures and civilizations more, but this got labelled as exoticism and now-
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    alaska
    @145k4
    Jul 2, 2025
    is it normal in het relationships for men to just sit at the table like little children and wait for their plate??
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    Dr. CZ
    @AngelMD1103
    Jul 1, 2025
    Is your partner getting a bit too intense when serving food? 🤣 Let our bot help you share the hilarious moments! foodantics!
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    alaska
    @145k4
    Jul 4, 2025
    this is a really really good example of spending a ton of money and not knowing how to put that shit on
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    ana mol crossing
    @pitayaq
    Jul 3, 2025
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    alaska
    @145k4
    Sep 11, 2024
    Replying to @oncIoud_e and @oncloud_e
    *guy being normal and smiling* wow look how uncomfortable he is
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    alaska
    @145k4
    Jan 25, 2025
    Replying to @145k4
    the duality of dm requests following this post 😭 "you look like a beautiful schizophrenic incestuous math prodigy" "do you sell nsfw"
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