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you are yearning and rotting because you are not building you idiot, you ape, you melancholic charlatan
FatCat
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FatCat
@1337fatcat
15+ years in technology | 30+ years of trying to be human
- Replying to @RothmusEveryone met this person in college and after an hour realized arguing with them is pointless
- Replying to @heart_Its an accounting term. Debiting cash reduces it. Crediting debt (a liability) increases it.
- Replying to @bust_bobTelling a naked woman “i like your outfit too” is a total banger
- Replying to @pantssoupSantas not coming for 11 months you're gonna have to pull through old friend
- Replying to @pegobry_enWise mom. I had a roommate try to borrow $500 first by appealing to our friendship, then by threatening to kick me off our lease. I told him “you can do emotional blackmail or regular blackmail but you cant do them at the same time” and he looked at me stunned and dropped it.
- Replying to @josephsboolThe women mostly scroll on their phones the men mostly play video games. They essentially do nothing but consume all day, kinda like boomers with TVs
