24 hours officially left for #AskFujo preorders! 🎓

And with the final hours, comes our final stretch goal:

💦✨ an exclusive, preorder-only, one-of-a-kind holographic "pee your pants" card ✨💦

15 more boxes—just 5 full sets!—to make it real.

Sold? Buy AskFujo here 👈🛍️ Perplexed? Read down!👇👀🧵

Don't know what AskFujo is (or the cultural significance of "pee your pants")?

First, welcome to our ✨world✨!

You know that feeling when a question you're DYING to answer lights up your inbox? We put that in a real, physical (or digital) box—AskFujo, our card game!

It's a card-based party game for learning about your friends, their blorbos, and their fanworks. 40 cards in the base game. PLUS two expansion packs, each with 36 new questions:

Hottest takes...a.k.a. the "anon hate" set!

DON'T TAKE THE BAIT, fujin! …or DO, we're among friends 😈

Anyway, nothing says "Tumblr anon hate" quite like a single, well-placed "pee your pants" ask. A testament to the...colorful culture of the platform.

So we made it holo. Because we CAN.

Bonus: every box sold funds the indie fandom web. Humor > hate, etc.

15 boxes. 24 hours. Let's end this with a squi—

…no. SOME dignity left.

Sike! Squirt away, fujin! Let's make ✨holo "pee your pants"✨ real! GO GO GO!!

#i was pinged in the server directly for this#because apparently im now the fuckin pee your pants guy LMAO#it happened to be made as like a test i think while i was on call with my friends#and i had to show them bc i was dieing laughing#anyways i dont get any money from this so you can trust my word I just think its funny as fuck and also happened to be in chat

This is what building for and with your community really is all about ✊

Friends, fujo, cuntymen, I need ONE MORE REFERRAL to graduate from @fujocoded Fujo University and there is ONE HOUR LEFT until the pre-orders for their new game close! Help a fellow fujo out!

Last 2 hours 😱 AND last stretch goal 🏁

A super cool, old-school WEBSITE BADGE for your collection...or the one you'll soon start!

Want to prove you're a true Fujo of Culture™? Do it with an official badge, cryptographically certified by yours truly!

What's a "cryptographically certified" badge? Imagine that not only you have a badge on your site, but ANYONE ONLINE could go and verify that you—yes, YOU! 🫵—are the rightful owner?

No stealing someone else's badge!

Bonus: if you have an Atmosphere account* it'll be YOURS forever! On any site!

Get badge'd in! 🎓

*Never heard of Atmosphere accounts? Learn more here 👇

tl;dr: if you use bluesky, or leaflet, or blacksky, or pckt, or MANY MORE you already have one!

...and now it can feature an Official Fujo University Graduate™ badge!

But only if we get 5 more enrollees!!

Go go go 🎓 fujo badges are just a few clicks away!!! 🎓

2 to go!!! 2 to go!!!

Last 2 hours 😱 AND last stretch goal 🏁

A super cool, old-school WEBSITE BADGE for your collection...or the one you'll soon start!

Want to prove you're a true Fujo of Culture™? Do it with an official badge, cryptographically certified by yours truly!

What's a "cryptographically certified" badge? Imagine that not only you have a badge on your site, but ANYONE ONLINE could go and verify that you—yes, YOU! 🫵—are the rightful owner?

No stealing someone else's badge!

Bonus: if you have an Atmosphere account* it'll be YOURS forever! On any site!

Get badge'd in! 🎓

*Never heard of Atmosphere accounts? Learn more here 👇

tl;dr: if you use bluesky, or leaflet, or blacksky, or pckt, or MANY MORE you already have one!

...and now it can feature an Official Fujo University Graduate™ badge!

But only if we get 5 more enrollees!!

Go go go 🎓 fujo badges are just a few clicks away!!! 🎓

Having access to the dev environment I can see the actual linear graph of the clicks and not the P95 one that's world-visible (or the launch spike would have made all other activity invisible)

Anyway, look at that spike 👀 and go help! 4 to go!!

Cheat code: the easiest way to enroll is by far scrolling down the site and clicking every post. Takes 1 minute!

And remember: if you want the badge but have no friends to drag in, just call @fujocoded's aid, we'll boost your call!! Fujos stand together!!

Click the posts here 👇

24 hours officially left for #AskFujo preorders! 🎓

And with the final hours, comes our final stretch goal:

💦✨ an exclusive, preorder-only, one-of-a-kind holographic "pee your pants" card ✨💦

15 more boxes—just 5 full sets!—to make it real.

Sold? Buy AskFujo here 👈🛍️ Perplexed? Read down!👇👀🧵

Don't know what AskFujo is (or the cultural significance of "pee your pants")?

First, welcome to our ✨world✨!

You know that feeling when a question you're DYING to answer lights up your inbox? We put that in a real, physical (or digital) box—AskFujo, our card game!

It's a card-based party game for learning about your friends, their blorbos, and their fanworks. 40 cards in the base game. PLUS two expansion packs, each with 36 new questions:

Hottest takes...a.k.a. the "anon hate" set!

DON'T TAKE THE BAIT, fujin! …or DO, we're among friends 😈

Anyway, nothing says "Tumblr anon hate" quite like a single, well-placed "pee your pants" ask. A testament to the...colorful culture of the platform.

So we made it holo. Because we CAN.

Bonus: every box sold funds the indie fandom web. Humor > hate, etc.

15 boxes. 24 hours. Let's end this with a squi—

…no. SOME dignity left.

Sike! Squirt away, fujin! Let's make ✨holo "pee your pants"✨ real! GO GO GO!!

Friends, folks, fujin, bladder-havers (and assorted others of refined humor),

WE DID IT! The holographic "Pee Your Pants" Ask card is now REAL 💦✨

It goes free into every physical order—but YOU 🫵 can buy it (or, if you already ordered, grab more 50% off) here 👇

With this, we're just a few hours from the end of the event and ONE STRETCH GOAL away from catching 'em all.

Want to unlock an exclusive website badge for Fujo University graduates? OF COURSE YOU DO! Go click and enroll...and even graduate mayhap? 🎓👀

Fujo University is here

TFW you discover with 2 hours to go that the notes count here is using the same counter as the graph, which only shows the last 72 hours

DON'T WORRY FOLKS, NOTHING LOST! FIXING THIS! ...just will be even later with the last push :P

mentally adding time to the askfujo countdown as I go slower than planned and make the announcements later than they should be out

24 hours officially left for #AskFujo preorders! 🎓

And with the final hours, comes our final stretch goal:

💦✨ an exclusive, preorder-only, one-of-a-kind holographic "pee your pants" card ✨💦

15 more boxes—just 5 full sets!—to make it real.

Sold? Buy AskFujo here 👈🛍️ Perplexed? Read down!👇👀🧵

Don't know what AskFujo is (or the cultural significance of "pee your pants")?

First, welcome to our ✨world✨!

You know that feeling when a question you're DYING to answer lights up your inbox? We put that in a real, physical (or digital) box—AskFujo, our card game!

It's a card-based party game for learning about your friends, their blorbos, and their fanworks. 40 cards in the base game. PLUS two expansion packs, each with 36 new questions:

Hottest takes...a.k.a. the "anon hate" set!

DON'T TAKE THE BAIT, fujin! …or DO, we're among friends 😈

Anyway, nothing says "Tumblr anon hate" quite like a single, well-placed "pee your pants" ask. A testament to the...colorful culture of the platform.

So we made it holo. Because we CAN.

Bonus: every box sold funds the indie fandom web. Humor > hate, etc.

15 boxes. 24 hours. Let's end this with a squi—

…no. SOME dignity left.

Sike! Squirt away, fujin! Let's make ✨holo "pee your pants"✨ real! GO GO GO!!

Friends, folks, fujin, bladder-havers (and assorted others of refined humor),

WE DID IT! The holographic "Pee Your Pants" Ask card is now REAL 💦✨

It goes free into every physical order—but YOU 🫵 can buy it (or, if you already ordered, grab more 50% off) here 👇

With this, we're just a few hours from the end of the event and ONE STRETCH GOAL away from catching 'em all.

Want to unlock an exclusive website badge for Fujo University graduates? OF COURSE YOU DO! Go click and enroll...and even graduate mayhap? 🎓👀

Fujo University is here

Desperately trying to fit more "unlocked stuff" into these graphics and failing LMAO

24 hours officially left for #AskFujo preorders! 🎓

And with the final hours, comes our final stretch goal:

💦✨ an exclusive, preorder-only, one-of-a-kind holographic "pee your pants" card ✨💦

15 more boxes—just 5 full sets!—to make it real.

Sold? Buy AskFujo here 👈🛍️ Perplexed? Read down!👇👀🧵

Don't know what AskFujo is (or the cultural significance of "pee your pants")?

First, welcome to our ✨world✨!

You know that feeling when a question you're DYING to answer lights up your inbox? We put that in a real, physical (or digital) box—AskFujo, our card game!

It's a card-based party game for learning about your friends, their blorbos, and their fanworks. 40 cards in the base game. PLUS two expansion packs, each with 36 new questions:

Hottest takes...a.k.a. the "anon hate" set!

DON'T TAKE THE BAIT, fujin! …or DO, we're among friends 😈

Anyway, nothing says "Tumblr anon hate" quite like a single, well-placed "pee your pants" ask. A testament to the...colorful culture of the platform.

So we made it holo. Because we CAN.

Bonus: every box sold funds the indie fandom web. Humor > hate, etc.

15 boxes. 24 hours. Let's end this with a squi—

…no. SOME dignity left.

Sike! Squirt away, fujin! Let's make ✨holo "pee your pants"✨ real! GO GO GO!!

Friends, folks, fujin, bladder-havers (and assorted others of refined humor),

WE DID IT! The holographic "Pee Your Pants" Ask card is now REAL 💦✨

It goes free into every physical order—but YOU 🫵 can buy it (or, if you already ordered, grab more 50% off) here 👇

With this, we're just a few hours from the end of the event and ONE STRETCH GOAL away from catching 'em all.

Want to unlock an exclusive website badge for Fujo University graduates? OF COURSE YOU DO! Go click and enroll...and even graduate mayhap? 🎓👀

Fujo University is here

Graduating Fujo University like

24 hours officially left for #AskFujo preorders! 🎓

And with the final hours, comes our final stretch goal:

💦✨ an exclusive, preorder-only, one-of-a-kind holographic "pee your pants" card ✨💦

15 more boxes—just 5 full sets!—to make it real.

Sold? Buy AskFujo here 👈🛍️ Perplexed? Read down!👇👀🧵

Don't know what AskFujo is (or the cultural significance of "pee your pants")?

First, welcome to our ✨world✨!

You know that feeling when a question you're DYING to answer lights up your inbox? We put that in a real, physical (or digital) box—AskFujo, our card game!

It's a card-based party game for learning about your friends, their blorbos, and their fanworks. 40 cards in the base game. PLUS two expansion packs, each with 36 new questions:

Hottest takes...a.k.a. the "anon hate" set!

DON'T TAKE THE BAIT, fujin! …or DO, we're among friends 😈

Anyway, nothing says "Tumblr anon hate" quite like a single, well-placed "pee your pants" ask. A testament to the...colorful culture of the platform.

So we made it holo. Because we CAN.

Bonus: every box sold funds the indie fandom web. Humor > hate, etc.

15 boxes. 24 hours. Let's end this with a squi—

…no. SOME dignity left.

Sike! Squirt away, fujin! Let's make ✨holo "pee your pants"✨ real! GO GO GO!!

Friends, folks, fujin, bladder-havers (and assorted others of refined humor),

WE DID IT! The holographic "Pee Your Pants" Ask card is now REAL 💦✨

It goes free into every physical order—but YOU 🫵 can buy it (or, if you already ordered, grab more 50% off) here 👇

With this, we're just a few hours from the end of the event and ONE STRETCH GOAL away from catching 'em all.

Want to unlock an exclusive website badge for Fujo University graduates? OF COURSE YOU DO! Go click and enroll...and even graduate mayhap? 🎓👀

Fujo University is here

Folks, we're almost there!! With 6 hours left, we need to sell JUST ONE ASKBOX to unlock the famed, the prized, the ONE AND ONLY "pee your pants" card ✨💦

Go make it (and all the expansions) yours 👀🛍️👏

Need a reminder of all we unlocked? Check out our graphic 👇 or the "everything together" section of our store!

Go! Go! Go!

Quick, before someone buys the last AskFujo box we need and I don't get to use this beautiful meme I prepared!