Parents’ Naughty World Quiz –
Classy Edition
(Anchors = kids; LED flashes options; parents shout
answers; anchors give witty comebacks. Timing ~7–8
minutes, pure laughter.)
1. Tea Cup vs Alarm Clock
Anchor:
“Parents, tell us honestly — what actually wakes you up? The
alarm clock… or the tea cup?”
• If Tea Cup wins → “Knew it! In our house, tea is
stronger than discipline.”
• If Alarm wins → “Really? Then why do you hit snooze
5 times before waking us?”
2. Netflix vs WhatsApp
Anchor:
“What eats up more of your time — Netflix binges or
WhatsApp groups?”
• If Netflix → “Ahh, so homework is boring, but 10
episodes in a row are easy!”
• If WhatsApp → “No wonder our school photos reach
relatives before we even reach home!”
3. Mumma vs Papa – Who’s the Boss?
Anchor:
“Parents, quick! Who’s the real boss of your home —
Mumma or Papa?”
• If Mumma wins → “Finally, the truth is out — Papa ji,
even the mic won’t save you today!”
• If Papa wins → “Papa also knows… boss toh Mumma
hi hain!”
4. Diet Salad vs Paneer Butter Masala
Anchor:
“Be honest… If it’s dinner time, will you actually choose diet
salad… or paneer butter masala?”
• If Salad wins →
“Wah wah! Instagram wali plate alag, asli plate alag!”
• If Paneer Butter Masala wins →
“Correct! Aur isi wajah se gym trainers bhi humare
ghar pe permanent guest hain!”
5. Amazon vs School Fees
Anchor:
“Where does more money disappear — Amazon sales… or
school fees?”
• If Amazon → “Exactly! Cart full, wallet empty!”
• If School fees → “Arre wah, at least admit we are your
most expensive subscription plan!”
6. Sunday Morning vs Monday Morning
Anchor:
“Which one is more dramatic at your home — Sunday
morning or Monday morning?”
• If Sunday → “Yes, because Papa ji and pillow have an
unbreakable bond!”
• If Monday → “Of course… running after us with ‘Bus
chhoot jaayegi!’ is Olympic sport now!”
7. Google Maps vs Mumma’s Shortcuts
Anchor:
“When you’re lost… whom do you trust more — Google
Maps or Mumma’s shortcut?”
• If Google Maps → “Aur phir bhi wrong turn le kar hum
late reach karte hain!”
• If Mumma → “Yes! Mumma GPS = No battery, no
data, only magic!”
8 Final Naughty Question – Jalebi vs Everything Else
Anchor:
“Parents, ab asli सवाल! If one dessert had to survive
forever… Jalebi OR ? Ice cream Choose wisely!”
If Ice Cream wins → “Haan haan, aur phir exam ke time
throat infection bhi free milega!”
If Jalebi wins → “Wahi toh! Thandi ice cream pighal jaati
hai, par garam Jalebi दिल में बस जाती है!”
“Parents, no matter what you chose… we declare the winner
is… Jalebi!
Because life बिना मिठास अधूरी है… और मिठास की
Queen सिर्फ Jalebi है!”
(LED flashes: LED shows jalebis forming like spiral galaxies
in space.
Text appears: “Mithaas jo duniya ko jode
Grand Finale :
Choose and make a meaningful medley????
• Mast Kalandar (Coke Studio)
• Zinda (Bhaag Milkha Bhaag)
• Jugni (Coke Studio)
• Allah Ke Bande (Kailash Kher – live/fast version)
• Patakha Guddi (Highway)
• Madari (Coke Studio)
• Afreen Afreen (Coke Studio)
• Jiya Re (Jab Tak Hai Jaan)
• Dil Dhadakne Do (Dil Dhadakne Do)
• Phir Se Ud Chala (Rockstar)