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# Walking On Water Prank
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00:00:00.000 walking on water falling off a six-story

00:00:02.700 building using the forest to punish
00:00:04.259 those who've wronged me these are all
00:00:05.640 real illusions that I'm going to be
00:00:06.779 creating today to blow the minds of
00:00:08.400 unsuspecting strangers because I've
00:00:09.960 decided my new brand is the David Blaine
00:00:11.940 in YouTube well David Blaine has YouTube
00:00:13.679 channel so isn't David Blaine shut up
00:00:16.100 shut up I just want you to be yourself I
00:00:19.320 don't want to be myself I want to be
00:00:20.400 David Blaine so that's not real anyway I
00:00:22.920 was scrolling on YouTube a couple weeks
00:00:24.240 ago I found some of my favorite old
00:00:25.800 videos I decided to recreate these
00:00:27.480 videos over a decade later and see if
00:00:29.039 they still hold up and I'm gonna take
00:00:30.359 them up like 10 notches okay where are
00:00:32.820 we going first we're gonna go to the
00:00:34.260 building in Malibu where I'm gonna fall
00:00:35.760 off the side of it as an illusion so as
00:00:38.399 you guys can see inside Mac and Tyler
00:00:40.680 are set up as fake cameraman and they're
00:00:42.540 going to be interviewing Real people
00:00:43.980 that I've brought in from Craigslist to
00:00:45.480 give taste testings and film a
00:00:46.800 commercial for pizza five which is a
00:00:48.239 real product that I made anyway I'm
00:00:49.739 gonna go in there and shake their hand
00:00:50.700 and hopefully trick them into thinking
00:00:52.020 that I fell off a three-story building
00:00:53.399 and live to tell the tale hey good to
00:00:55.199 see you hey how's it going good how are
00:00:56.820 you what's your name Erica well there
00:00:58.559 hey I'm Johnny good to meet you great to
00:01:00.059 meet you too thanks for doing this give
00:01:01.440 us your honest real reaction if you guys
00:01:03.120 have any questions I'm gonna be shooting
00:01:04.019 upstairs contrary to what I just told
00:01:05.459 that man I'm not going upstairs I'm
00:01:07.380 going downstairs I lied to his face I'm
00:01:10.140 about to prank his ass so hard I mean I
00:01:12.240 could do ads for myself I just I feel
00:01:14.040 like it's kind of cringe when YouTubers
00:01:15.240 push their own product so I just hired
00:01:16.740 these people to do it for me we'll start
00:01:18.000 off this one hey really with your chest
00:01:20.820 like hey oh do you want me waiting to do
00:01:23.340 it I think yeah maybe hey are you tired
00:01:25.920 of the same old meal the solution to
00:01:28.200 your meal time blues is here and it's
00:01:30.659 called pizza pie oh my God crucify is a
00:01:34.439 magic wand for your meal you can
00:01:36.360 literally turn any anything into pizza
00:01:39.180 and then trade the pineapple with the
00:01:40.920 cheesecake how's your singing voice uh
00:01:43.979 it's so delicious you wanna use it on
00:01:47.159 everything
00:01:49.380 we're taking a long time I'm hoping it's
00:01:51.240 because they're taking this extremely
00:01:52.740 seriously yeah with the pizza pie bite
00:01:54.780 scream
00:01:55.200 [Music]
00:01:58.320 craving an order now .com
00:02:01.220 that was beautiful cut all right perfect
00:02:03.840 that's a wrap it's good right yep it's
00:02:05.700 actually pretty good what are they doing
00:02:07.259 upstairs
00:02:08.038 I don't know I'm jumping jacks we told
00:02:09.959 them to quiet down maybe really quick oh
00:02:12.120 my God here we go here we go so dude
00:02:15.660 my beautiful view oh my God
00:02:19.140 what was that I've been oh
00:02:22.200 holy what was that
00:02:25.260 oh Jesus what was that what was that
00:02:27.660 that was a person what
00:02:32.060 grab it
00:02:36.599 oh there we go okay I'm gonna go down
00:02:38.940 there just make sure he doesn't like
00:02:40.020 moving yeah don't move don't move don't
00:02:41.700 move don't move what were you doing
00:02:43.860 I was doing the Gangnam Style up there
00:02:46.020 [Music]
00:02:47.959 are you okay be careful dude don't move
00:02:50.819 man I thought it was gonna be a little
00:02:52.800 deeper yeah you know what it happened
00:02:54.660 just be careful just stand right there
00:02:57.000 we're gonna get 9-1-1 to get you help
00:02:58.920 buddy oh don't move man it's called the
00:03:00.900 ambulance dog you don't gotta move
00:03:03.239 Ashton Kutcher has a prank show called
00:03:04.680 pumped and when he reveals the prank he
00:03:06.420 has them say I'm Kim Kardashian and I
00:03:08.580 just got punk I've been thinking of a
00:03:10.500 name for my prank show and I'm thinking
00:03:11.879 I'm gonna name it get got still trying
00:03:13.920 to figure out what our catchphrase is
00:03:14.940 going to be though look at all the
00:03:15.840 pillows off that couch you got him yeah
00:03:18.420 how'd you fall I didn't fall bro I
00:03:20.040 jumped I thought it was deeper you
00:03:21.659 jumped on purpose jumped on purpose it
00:03:23.760 looks deep out there right not that deep
00:03:27.980 yeah sorry there's something loose in
00:03:30.360 here bro can you try to put pressure on
00:03:31.620 this part right here pressure
00:03:35.220 I was getting sturdius I was just doing
00:03:37.019 the gritty like crazy you slipped and
00:03:39.720 fell
00:03:41.040 and funny bro you're hilarious are you a
00:03:43.739 comedian you fell three stars no I just
00:03:45.540 need to sit up real quick okay
00:03:49.340 just got carried away we're really into
00:03:51.780 it I feel like the other thing I got
00:03:53.099 carried away was this YouTube video
00:03:54.360 which is I just faked that and this is
00:03:56.099 not real at all I'm like completely fine
00:04:04.700 I'm totally fine I wasn't sure like how
00:04:07.440 you did that I don't know if that was
00:04:08.760 I'm like the David Blaine of YouTube
00:04:10.140 yeah okay well my Show's called get God
00:04:12.120 so you can just hit a camera I just got
00:04:14.280 God on get God got him I got God on get
00:04:16.978 God right got him got him I just got it
00:04:19.760 got God I just got got it I'm good God
00:04:22.800 got him got him baby I'm gonna add this
00:04:25.919 to him and I like all types of sauce you
00:04:28.080 know he said it I mean all right beans
00:04:30.120 you handsome freak actually yeah thank
00:04:32.520 you you're watching a clip back there
00:04:34.320 yeah this dude's rocking a Motorola
00:04:36.300 Razor and walks out onto water so I've
00:04:38.580 rigged up my own Park pond with an
00:04:40.199 invisible floor and I am going to walk
00:04:42.060 out onto it but with a little twist
00:04:44.660 oh no I'm gonna hit the high score I'm
00:04:47.580 gonna hit the high score
00:04:48.900 I'm playing Minecraft
00:04:50.940 yo guys I think I might have found
00:04:52.740 diamond I'm gonna make the sickest sword
00:04:54.479 how's it going guys I'm talking about my
00:04:57.000 VR friends Diamond what's out here watch
00:04:58.979 out buddy watch out hey watch out watch
00:05:00.780 out
00:05:02.220 oh that's out here
00:05:04.380 yes oh my God
00:05:06.960 yes there's diamond right here bro I
00:05:09.720 love Minecraft honey what are you doing
00:05:11.220 there's diamond right here I have to
00:05:13.020 mine them this is Miracles
00:05:16.100 take your headset off I'm mining
00:05:18.479 diamonds
00:05:20.780 Jay this guy's yelling at me give me one
00:05:23.039 sec what'd you say you just
00:05:26.039 what do you mean you walked out into the
00:05:27.660 middle of the lake I don't know what
00:05:28.800 you're talking about I gotta beat an
00:05:30.240 ender dragon out here I thought it was
00:05:32.699 too that was crazy what a day to throw
00:05:34.560 the old pig skin huh that's a little
00:05:36.600 piggy
00:05:39.900 all right
00:05:41.180 oh my God how are you doing that help me
00:05:45.720 somebody help me lady with the dog come
00:05:47.880 here I need help
00:05:49.979 anybody
00:05:51.620 yeah Ty's gonna try to come out right
00:05:55.139 here please help me
00:05:57.139 help it Mac help him how are you doing
00:06:00.000 that this is from the Bible this is like
00:06:02.699 John and Jesus you got it you got it you
00:06:05.160 got it okay oh he's got poop on his
00:06:07.080 shoes
00:06:07.880 bro stop I'll just put the super
00:06:11.220 realistic old man mask on Mac and he's
00:06:13.860 gonna try to feed the birds but then
00:06:15.240 he's gonna fall in
00:06:21.680 all right whatever just keep feeding the
00:06:23.880 Ducks man Grant you get a little close
00:06:25.380 to the edge there yeah you're getting a
00:06:26.699 little it's kind of uncomfortable
00:06:29.060 people you can't be that close to the
00:06:31.440 edge
00:06:34.080 what Papa's here get out of the water
00:06:36.660 I'm gonna tell Grandma if you don't come
00:06:38.460 back I'm gonna tell her what you're
00:06:39.479 doing out here you hear this you
00:06:41.100 remember Vietnam yeah the helicopters
00:06:43.020 are coming back
00:06:44.720 Grandpa stop stop stop Grandpa you're
00:06:48.720 embarrassing me seriously all right make
00:06:51.240 your way back come on Grandpa
00:06:54.720 Grandpa enough program
00:06:57.800 stop moonwalking Grandpa stop this is so
00:07:01.620 embarrassing people we've had enough of
00:07:03.479 this please just come back get over here
00:07:05.520 grandpa grandpa grandma's gonna whoop
00:07:07.500 your ass you need to come back to land
00:07:08.940 before I freak out oh what are you doing
00:07:12.620 stop he's worming on water some lovely
00:07:15.960 people would like to meet you Grandpa
00:07:17.460 you want to meet you there we go
00:07:19.919 we go all right do not embarrass me like
00:07:22.860 that again I don't know what I'm capable
00:07:24.300 of what you don't know what I'm capable
00:07:26.520 of so are you guys you guys are taken
00:07:28.440 you're not single
00:07:30.020 all right I wasn't talking about Grandpa
00:07:33.000 I was asking for myself all right this
00:07:35.400 next illusion is one of my favorites
00:07:36.960 using the force in real life now the
00:07:39.419 solution has been done by YouTubers in
00:07:40.740 the past by attaching a hidden wire to a
00:07:42.720 stuntman when activated the wire
00:07:44.340 brutally pulls them into a wall so I've
00:07:46.500 set up this exact scenario at this real
00:07:48.539 restaurant with real unsuspecting guests
00:07:50.580 my friend Mack is here with his actual
00:07:52.440 date hopefully I can help him impress
00:07:54.240 her with this I also have a bug in Max
00:07:56.280 ear Mac just give a nice little ear
00:07:58.620 scratch if you can hear me
00:08:00.919 talk about how like you've been
00:08:02.819 practicing Mayan rituals apparently
00:08:04.740 there's some dark art where you can like
00:08:07.259 controls people with your mind
00:08:10.639 the girl seems concerned he's in danger
00:08:13.560 should I try it on you really
00:08:22.099 you have to go pee you know what I feel
00:08:24.120 I have to pee all right so the sub man
00:08:26.039 is gonna start hitting on her right now
00:08:27.360 what's your name do you mind if I grab
00:08:29.879 your number before he gets back that's
00:08:32.339 when Mac is gonna come back and choke
00:08:33.779 him out using the force what's going on
00:08:35.399 here having a conversation dude I'm back
00:08:37.440 why don't we stop the conversation right
00:08:38.700 what are you gonna do about it virgin I
00:08:40.260 mean you just say sorry to that all
00:08:41.339 right say sorry
00:08:43.080 let me just say sorry right now I should
00:08:44.940 say sorry
00:08:50.820 we did it bro it didn't work
00:08:53.040 [Laughter]
00:08:58.160 well oh God he was trying it on her
00:09:01.260 earlier it wasn't working and then he
00:09:02.700 tries this
00:09:04.320 he's like a crazy anime kid she's even
00:09:07.080 watching too much anime
00:09:12.839 I've been watching too much anime to be
00:09:14.519 honest with you I thought I could throw
00:09:15.480 that guy up against the wall didn't work
00:09:16.560 I would probably have to come back and
00:09:17.760 reshoot this whole thing so
00:09:20.700 for this guy he keeps looking at me he's
00:09:22.140 looking at me right now
00:09:24.060 I was not the time for a staring contest
00:09:25.860 buddy if it's not a staring contest then
00:09:27.600 stop looking at me please take a seat
00:09:29.760 enjoy the meal we're all the time are
00:09:31.680 you serious right now
00:09:32.940 it's all trying to have a good time here
00:09:35.720 oh my God
00:09:42.899 who else what's up
00:09:49.880 [Music]
00:09:54.860 sorry ladies all right beans is gonna
00:09:58.140 run it as the janitor hello there
00:10:01.080 they're trying to kick us out here I'm
00:10:03.000 just doing my job dude are these people
00:10:04.920 bothering you two are they breathing is
00:10:06.839 there breathing bothering you I'm doing
00:10:08.519 my job he's
00:10:09.779 going into
00:10:10.920 it
00:10:20.060 okay I'm setting Tyler in as a waiter
00:10:22.980 let's see what happens honestly the
00:10:24.360 soup's just kind of garbage can you like
00:10:25.740 go grab your manager or something
00:10:28.920 oh my God
00:10:45.380 Hey guys you're actually on my hidden
00:10:48.060 camera show right now called get God
00:10:50.040 thank you guys
00:10:51.540 you guys are looking at any camera and
00:10:53.459 say I just got got on get God I just got
00:10:56.940 God yeah
00:10:58.940 all right I feel like that was a wild
00:11:00.899 success I do have one more bit to show
00:11:03.420 you guys all right now my friends have
00:11:05.820 been a part of all of my Illusions so
00:11:07.200 far but for my final ultimate illusion
00:11:09.180 they won't even see it coming from a
00:11:10.980 mile away
00:11:12.140 making my own death
00:11:16.220 so here's the plan after arriving at the
00:11:18.480 new shoot location I casually tell the
00:11:19.920 boys that I'm gonna go up here real
00:11:21.180 quick I walk over to the porta potty
00:11:22.560 what the boys don't know is that this is
00:11:24.000 not your regular old porta potty because
00:11:25.920 this one has multiple military-grade
00:11:28.200 bombs in it
00:11:30.260 so to make sure I don't get blown to
00:11:33.540 pieces I sneak out of this custom-made
00:11:35.519 back door jump into a truck that quickly
00:11:38.880 drives me to safety I'm James Bond right
00:11:41.399 now lastly my friend Carly will casually
00:11:43.260 ask the boys to take a photo to distract
00:11:45.000 them dude the lighting's fire yeah take
00:11:46.740 a picture of the boys and then where's
00:11:48.480 Eric he's pooping
00:11:54.720 oh
00:11:56.959 my God
00:12:07.579 holy that just got me so far
00:12:11.300 well done yeah boys I hope after faking
00:12:14.279 my own death you guys appreciate me more
00:12:15.779 now I thought you died
00:12:19.079 the part where you guys say I just got
00:12:20.820 God on get got
00:12:23.579 yeah
00:12:26.040 foreign
00:12:27.700 [Music]

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# What Happens If You Hire 100 Bodyguards?
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00:00:00.000 tom holland has one bodyguard billy

00:00:01.680 eilish has two the kardashians have ten
00:00:04.080 the president of the united states has
00:00:05.680 20 bodyguards and i a youtuber have 100
00:00:08.400 bodyguards this is literally what it's
00:00:09.920 gonna look like later today
00:00:15.200 [Music]
00:00:16.560 internet stars loved by the world some
00:00:18.640 see youtubers as role models as idols
00:00:20.640 but i think they need to be humble over
00:00:22.240 the last few years things have gotten
00:00:23.359 out of hand with youtubers showing off
00:00:24.880 lavish lifestyles seeming infinite
00:00:27.119 wealth and exploiting their fame and
00:00:28.960 where do all these people come together
00:00:30.880 to prove how popular they are vidcon a
00:00:33.440 place where fans and creators come
00:00:34.800 together to meet at least that was the
00:00:36.160 plan over and over youtubers have caused
00:00:38.160 some of the internet's biggest scenes at
00:00:40.160 this event but my job as the best
00:00:41.760 youtuber and the most handsome is to
00:00:44.000 humble my peers in just this once flexed
00:00:46.719 harder than any youtuber has ever flexed
00:00:49.120 before starting with one bodyguard
00:00:51.920 hey man what's up
00:00:53.600 big dad of us you guys probably
00:00:55.280 recognize asani he's been our bodyguard
00:00:56.960 in literally every video that we've done
00:00:58.399 leading up to this
00:01:00.000 don't take names
00:01:01.359 what what does that mean and the first
00:01:02.960 step in conquering our mission today
00:01:04.319 will be to look as famous as possible so
00:01:06.159 i grabbed my two friends first bodyguard
00:01:08.000 and we got dressed to the nines
00:01:16.000 that looks expensive it feels expensive
00:01:18.400 all right come on out
00:01:23.920 look great i can tell you're lying about
00:01:26.000 that one no i need to feel like you're
00:01:27.920 telling the truth you look great
00:01:30.880 that's that's it that's it i also let
00:01:32.400 hasani pick out whatever he wanted so
00:01:33.759 we're going to see what he got
00:01:36.079 wait wait it's just the exact same
00:01:37.759 outfit you were already wearing you
00:01:38.799 could have gotten anything you wanted
00:01:40.620 [Music]
00:01:42.079 i wanted black all right i feel pretty
00:01:43.600 good about the fit sonic you kept us
00:01:45.040 nice and safe in here i appreciate that
00:01:46.560 however the next place we're going we're
00:01:47.840 going to need at least two bodyguards i
00:01:49.200 think so where are we going okay we are
00:01:51.119 on muscle beach here in venice i've got
00:01:53.040 bodyguard number two right here bonnie
00:01:55.040 bonnie what's up baby how you doing how
00:01:56.719 are we doing on muscle beach we
00:01:57.759 obviously have a gym we've got the
00:01:59.119 famous basketball courts and tennis
00:02:00.719 courts over here now we're starting with
00:02:02.000 just two bodyguards but by the end of
00:02:03.439 the video we're going to have 100
00:02:04.960 bodyguards i mean i can only imagine
00:02:06.399 bringing 100 body guards into vidcon is
00:02:08.000 going to cause a little bit of a
00:02:09.038 disturbance
00:02:13.200 so i figured the best way to warm up for
00:02:14.560 that would be to kick some bodybuilders
00:02:15.920 off of gym equipment that sounds pretty
00:02:17.120 confrontational to me oh god here we go
00:02:19.200 again dude this is it you guys mind
00:02:21.120 getting the bench for us hey my man how
00:02:23.120 you doing man we would really love this
00:02:25.280 bench very important person yeah man it
00:02:27.520 would be lovely if you can just finish
00:02:29.120 this [ __ ] and then uh can he finish his
00:02:31.120 set boss i don't think so man i got to
00:02:32.640 work out oh man this conversation always
00:02:34.560 hurts i think we just don't even look
00:02:35.840 like we're not even here thank you man
00:02:37.519 sure man yeah
00:02:42.560 nice
00:02:44.000 okay
00:02:44.800 oh man the old bench press
00:02:48.319 okay i didn't ask to be spotted like
00:02:50.000 that but it's kind of my preference
00:02:51.680 people are recording us right now no
00:02:53.120 looking please no eye contact no visual
00:02:59.440 they're doing all the work i'm actually
00:03:00.959 i'm helping them a lot hey this guy over
00:03:02.400 here is like working out and i kind of
00:03:03.840 want to know what he's doing that's the
00:03:04.879 same guy we took the bench press from
00:03:06.239 there's no way he lets us on did we meet
00:03:08.080 you earlier just move to another one
00:03:11.040 i need it for what to get bigger he's
00:03:13.360 trying to look like you let me see come
00:03:15.280 on dude you're gonna be happy you did
00:03:16.720 this
00:03:19.200 please ma'am no no cameras no cameras
00:03:21.280 please i guess we were only in there for
00:03:22.720 five minutes i feel like we can do a
00:03:23.920 little bit more yeah maybe we go play
00:03:25.280 some basketball we didn't bring a
00:03:26.480 basketball so we are gonna have to steal
00:03:27.920 one from somebody you guys just grab the
00:03:29.599 basketball from these guys over here i'm
00:03:31.200 sorry to bother y'all but we have
00:03:32.640 somebody important over there and they
00:03:34.159 want your basketball oh my god
00:03:36.159 they do not look happy about this
00:03:38.000 definitely
00:03:38.959 3v3 done let's just do a team huddle
00:03:41.040 real quick we can't be looking like
00:03:42.480 we're losers out here on this court you
00:03:43.840 know what i mean so make sure that they
00:03:45.360 don't get anywhere near us and we'll
00:03:46.400 just win the game throw it punch them i
00:03:47.680 don't care i got you all right keep the
00:03:49.680 ball away from me get that guy out of
00:03:51.120 here oh get him get him
00:03:53.280 bodyguard
00:03:57.519 yeah yeah i'm gonna need that yeah thank
00:03:59.360 you
00:04:00.799 hi it's nice here this is funny
00:04:05.080 [Music]
00:04:05.320 [Applause]
00:04:07.519 yeah that was us that's our achievement
00:04:09.680 nice that wasn't all by ourselves me and
00:04:11.200 you and you did that you better look
00:04:12.799 next time just keep practicing one day
00:04:14.239 you'll be as good as us
00:04:15.599 one day i kind of want to lay down right
00:04:17.358 there specifically there specifically in
00:04:19.120 that exact spot that guy's laying down
00:04:20.720 roses are red violets are blue
00:04:24.400 out of here oh this is this is crazy
00:04:28.240 yeah this bus wants to use this spot i'm
00:04:30.960 eric what's your name scott scott good
00:04:32.800 to meet you you're lying down and
00:04:33.919 relaxing i'm gonna get back home again
00:04:35.199 you don't want to relax with us oh we
00:04:36.639 can all right no where are you from
00:04:38.639 because i hear an accident australia
00:04:40.479 scott are you i happen to be a direct
00:04:42.160 relative of chris hemsworth i know
00:04:44.400 you know him you know him personally
00:04:45.840 yeah oh yeah well then what's his name
00:04:48.479 maybe we get one more workout do some
00:04:49.919 tennis oh i love tennis nice to meet you
00:04:52.160 friends of mine very important people
00:04:53.759 very famous we see you playing tennis
00:04:55.919 they would like to play tennis as well
00:04:57.440 we just have to use your tennis rackets
00:04:59.199 get the [ __ ] off the court don't curse
00:05:01.120 at me you
00:05:02.639 put yourself in this situation we're
00:05:04.320 about to die here you understand how do
00:05:06.639 you understand i think we pull the eject
00:05:08.639 cable i think we just let it keep going
00:05:11.199 i think it'll eventually work over there
00:05:13.280 there's three courts that's what i
00:05:14.800 suggest you do can you tell them that i
00:05:16.240 want to do that he doesn't want to do
00:05:17.680 that
00:05:19.440 right now two bodyguards does not beat
00:05:20.960 the cops right right right we should
00:05:22.240 probably upgrade a little bit i think we
00:05:23.440 found our limit of having two bodyguards
00:05:25.199 so what's up baby oh my god
00:05:28.400 no way do you guys do anything else in
00:05:30.639 life besides youtube i'll just take it
00:05:32.080 as a conference
00:05:33.919 i've scheduled a tee time to go golfing
00:05:36.000 next where we have five bodyguards let's
00:05:37.919 go baby
00:05:39.120 yeah
00:05:40.160 yeah
00:05:42.560 yeah i think i want to golf at this hole
00:05:44.320 right here they just look like they're
00:05:45.759 having more fun than us right now you
00:05:47.199 know we can't have no we can't have that
00:05:48.960 this is about to be bad boys oh man i
00:05:50.800 mean this is just maximum confrontation
00:05:53.039 sorry y'all got to take over i'm like
00:05:54.639 you guys are hired for like what like
00:05:56.160 come on can we have one of these guys
00:05:57.520 show us how to golf here any of you have
00:05:59.520 like exceptional skills to show him a
00:06:01.759 better swing yeah i really don't know
00:06:03.039 what i'm doing
00:06:04.400 in front of him yeah what's your name
00:06:06.880 judy and then
00:06:08.319 straight through rudy all right judy
00:06:11.759 oh
00:06:14.800 what the heck
00:06:17.039 come on come y'all yeah yeah
00:06:23.840 yeah i'm thinking this one next
00:06:25.600 unfortunately we just came to like take
00:06:27.520 your hole
00:06:28.800 can you tell them that i wanted a golf
00:06:30.080 here he wanted to golf here so he told
00:06:31.919 us to take it from you not speak for
00:06:32.479 yourself
00:06:34.080 he does not hey santa cruz can we use
00:06:35.919 your club if he has that much money you
00:06:37.199 can buy his own clips i'll rock paper
00:06:38.720 scissors for it no there's no chance
00:06:40.560 tell him that if he wins the rock paper
00:06:42.000 scissors he can take a picture with me
00:06:43.440 you can take a picture with him i have
00:06:44.400 no clue who he is i frankly really don't
00:06:46.160 care have you ever seen monsters inc you
00:06:48.160 know the blue guy you look like the dude
00:06:49.759 from sunny with a chance
00:06:52.800 we can't laugh at that your eyes cannot
00:06:54.319 laugh at that i think i want to golf at
00:06:56.000 this hole right here what hole is this
00:06:58.479 and what is that
00:06:59.680 butter putter can you show us how to put
00:07:02.000 just uh hit the ball
00:07:05.120 wow
00:07:06.000 can somebody just grab that and put it
00:07:07.039 in the hole so i feel better about
00:07:08.080 myself yep yep thank you that was nice i
00:07:10.080 got it in hey good job
00:07:11.680 maybe it's time we go to the driving
00:07:12.960 range yeah please everybody just go back
00:07:15.199 to what y'all doing don't focus on us
00:07:17.360 eric wolf 2007 champion are you eric
00:07:20.880 wolf yeah we can learn some stuff from
00:07:23.120 you well i don't know
00:07:24.800 right now i'm teaching could you ask him
00:07:26.560 if he could give me a lesson can we get
00:07:28.080 a lesson too no we don't take no for an
00:07:30.960 answer maybe i'll just get that one with
00:07:32.960 the white do you mind if we use this one
00:07:34.720 no he doesn't matter
00:07:36.800 yeah eric you have any suggestions here
00:07:38.720 eric wolf mr wolf your pga champion
00:07:41.919 i get a good job right there right yeah
00:07:43.520 of course
00:07:44.560 you want to try that though yeah yeah it
00:07:46.000 seems a little sticky eric what are you
00:07:47.039 doing with this thing
00:07:48.720 ha ha come on
00:07:50.720 all right tyler you want to try eric
00:07:51.759 wolf's handle out oh wow that is
00:07:53.440 extraordinarily sticky
00:07:55.599 this is harassment mind your business
00:07:57.440 sir go back to golf
00:07:59.840 business i'm a police officer none of
00:08:01.520 y'all can tell me what to do my dad owns
00:08:03.440 this place his dad owns it man his dad
00:08:05.840 don't own him
00:08:09.440 we're doing a thing where we're trying
00:08:10.560 to test if people can push people around
00:08:12.240 by having power like this and i hope you
00:08:13.919 have a great day and i'm sorry for
00:08:15.039 bothering you somebody finally stood up
00:08:16.720 to us
00:08:18.720 we have found what the upper limit of
00:08:20.479 five bodyguards will do for us however i
00:08:22.800 do have 10 body guards waiting for us
00:08:24.720 five miles away and we have like 30
00:08:26.479 minutes to get there we will not stop
00:08:28.319 until we own everything
00:08:30.479 let's go and if we're gonna own
00:08:32.000 everything more specifically the title
00:08:33.519 of the greatest flexer on all of youtube
00:08:35.599 we're gonna need all 100 of our
00:08:37.360 bodyguards but first we're here at angel
00:08:39.760 stadium to watch a good old baseball
00:08:41.760 game only with 10 bodyguards come on
00:08:43.679 guys come on over here let's go baby
00:08:45.680 let's go let's go let's go i've got some
00:08:48.320 big demands to make here at angel
00:08:49.760 stadium where they're gonna get what we
00:08:51.040 want or we're gonna probably get kicked
00:08:52.480 out is my assumption here
00:08:54.880 oh my god
00:08:56.560 people are so scared this is absolute
00:08:58.959 failure
00:09:00.800 this is great
00:09:02.160 this is a bloodbath
00:09:04.720 what's up it wasn't long after entering
00:09:06.480 the stadium that you guys my fans my
00:09:08.320 army my mafia took notice there's just a
00:09:10.800 giant group of people following us back
00:09:12.959 there what's up guys what's up guys that
00:09:15.519 was quite the scene the bodyguards were
00:09:17.600 half of it i think half of them actually
00:09:19.040 knew you one of them let me eat a slice
00:09:20.720 of speaking of pizza we're trying to hit
00:09:22.640 10 million subscribers before the end of
00:09:23.920 the year and if we do we're gonna make
00:09:25.279 the world's largest pizza i am not
00:09:27.279 joking the schematics are in works
00:09:29.519 here's what they look like this stadium
00:09:31.120 cannot fit the pizza that's actually
00:09:32.880 probably true it's about 150 feet across
00:09:34.959 all you have to do to reserve your slice
00:09:36.320 of the world's largest pizza party just
00:09:37.600 press the subscribe button help us get
00:09:38.720 to 10 million subscribers it's not that
00:09:40.080 hard it's really not i've got a lot of
00:09:41.600 messages like these saying that people
00:09:42.959 are going to have a hard time making it
00:09:44.160 all the way out to the world's largest
00:09:45.360 pizza party so i want you guys to text
00:09:47.040 me
00:09:47.839 pizza i'm going to reply with this and
00:09:49.440 then i want you to tell me what cities
00:09:51.040 we should come to the top five cities
00:09:52.560 that get the most votes are the cities
00:09:53.680 that we're gonna actually go to and
00:09:54.880 deliver pizza to your mouth it's like a
00:09:56.560 pizza tour it's a pizza tour like five
00:09:58.399 pizza parties that's right that's right
00:09:59.760 look at us just admiring the old games
00:10:01.600 the classic game of baseball seeing this
00:10:03.360 scene we were able to cause with only 10
00:10:04.720 bodyguards oh my gosh
00:10:13.120 this is actually real you can only guess
00:10:15.200 what's going to happen when we literally
00:10:16.640 10x them with all 100 bodyguards i've
00:10:19.200 got a little surprise for you guys can
00:10:20.399 you guess at all what i'd be surprising
00:10:22.000 you with probably more bodyguards yeah
00:10:23.760 why would you say that because we're
00:10:24.800 standing in front of a bus right okay
00:10:26.399 yeah i've got 40 more bodyguards right
00:10:28.399 here
00:10:30.399 oh my god we are not that important and
00:10:32.959 after we gathered all 50 of our new
00:10:34.399 friends to go wreak havoc at our next
00:10:36.240 target the boys began interviewing them
00:10:37.760 to ensure that they were capable of
00:10:39.279 protecting us what's your name hector
00:10:41.279 patrick my name is brazier man so brazen
00:10:43.279 where did we find it i'm in the dark web
00:10:45.440 on tour man
00:10:49.040 now that we had confirmed our new
00:10:50.160 bodyguards were as ferocious as the
00:10:52.079 other guys yeah
00:10:53.519 i decided that i wanted to go to disney
00:10:55.040 world and i had the backup to keep me
00:10:56.640 safe why are they protecting us at
00:10:58.000 disney isn't that like super safe i mean
00:10:59.440 just imagine we're like you know ryan's
00:11:00.880 toy reviews so the kids are gonna be
00:11:02.399 clawing at you right right right you
00:11:03.760 should get the bodyguards to actually
00:11:04.880 say that out loud yeah that's a good
00:11:06.240 idea so disguised as ryan's toys reviews
00:11:08.640 we carefully walk through the entrance
00:11:10.000 to disneyland but as soon as we got
00:11:11.839 through
00:11:18.800 oh there are so many people staring at
00:11:20.480 us right now let's keep it moving bring
00:11:22.320 it in keep it moving
00:11:24.560 dude this is pure chaos
00:11:34.310 [Music]
00:11:34.950 [Applause]
00:11:37.279 they're just screaming at people to not
00:11:38.880 take
00:11:40.839 pictures my god we ended up attracting
00:11:43.680 quite the crowd and we started taking
00:11:45.360 pictures with some of our fans to find
00:11:47.200 out if they truly recognized us for who
00:11:48.800 we were or if they would blindly accept
00:11:50.800 us as famous because of our new friends
00:11:53.360 you recognize us in the galaxy
00:12:09.440 mvp in the comments this man is
00:12:11.360 protecting us at literally all costs
00:12:13.839 we're going through the exit we're out
00:12:15.279 of here we got kicked out you guys
00:12:17.279 absolutely killed it let's go
00:12:21.920 come on we got one more stop today with
00:12:24.560 all 100 bodyguards i do have our next
00:12:27.440 ride sitting right there that's actually
00:12:28.959 ours that is just an unreasonably long
00:12:31.360 car for four people i saw this clip of a
00:12:33.440 president being followed with like a
00:12:34.880 bunch of security guards around it
00:12:36.320 thought that'd be cool for us i also
00:12:37.760 visited vidcon the day before in
00:12:39.279 disguise and made replicas of their
00:12:41.200 shirts to give us the highest chance of
00:12:42.560 successfully getting in so you guys are
00:12:44.639 actual event staff and you guys with
00:12:46.320 these shirts are going to be the ones to
00:12:47.440 like part the red sea can i use my
00:12:49.279 outdoor voice you want to give an
00:12:50.560 example of what you mean mr beast get
00:12:52.320 out the way oh yeah that's right since
00:12:53.760 my disguise is ryan's toys reviews work
00:12:55.600 so well at disney
00:12:59.040 i thought for the next 100 bodyguards
00:13:00.560 who better to disguise myself as than
00:13:02.160 the man himself mr beast
00:13:06.079 up baby i do have a plan though i need
00:13:07.680 to ask your permission for okay so your
00:13:09.440 face is plastered all over that whole
00:13:11.440 convention you know what i mean okay so
00:13:13.200 my plan is kind of just to say that i'm
00:13:14.720 you and we're like a face visor and just
00:13:16.959 smear your name in the dirt over there i
00:13:18.880 don't consent
00:13:20.560 well so i'm gonna do it anyway okay i'll
00:13:22.560 just sue you
00:13:24.160 you realistically think they're just
00:13:25.440 gonna let 100 people in with you bro i
00:13:27.200 can barely get some of my friends
00:13:30.399 i just don't believe it have you ever
00:13:31.760 seen my videos before jimmy yeah that's
00:13:33.680 well it's like my magic trick it's like
00:13:34.880 what i'm best at all the bodyguards
00:13:39.839 we're gonna storm and we're gonna win
00:13:42.560 right yeah i don't know what else that
00:13:44.560 was the worst speech ever oh okay now
00:13:46.399 with the green light from mr beast i
00:13:47.920 rallied all my bodyguards and prepared
00:13:49.360 to be the most famous youtuber in vidcon
00:13:51.519 history we're gonna pull up to vidcon
00:13:53.440 but we're gonna show the moose boss
00:13:56.160 let's go
00:13:57.440 so there's 50 bodyguards around us right
00:13:58.959 now and there's another 50 waiting for
00:14:00.720 us up here at the end i'm like so
00:14:02.880 nervous right now i'm like kind of
00:14:04.720 freaking out right now this is like
00:14:06.000 really freaking crazy
00:14:07.600 all the other bodyguards are joining us
00:14:09.279 we now have 100 bodyguards look at all
00:14:11.839 these people bro
00:14:13.839 security got
00:14:16.160 endless seas of people out the windows
00:14:18.240 right now this is so funny this is
00:14:21.120 stupid this is ridiculous but when you
00:14:23.519 do something this stupid it now becomes
00:14:25.920 funny
00:14:27.920 right here bro we just get out okay we
00:14:29.440 can get out right there yeah i think
00:14:30.800 we're good right here we're good right
00:14:32.160 here all right you guys ready for show
00:14:33.839 time let's get it
00:14:35.199 open it let's go
00:14:38.000 all right let me everyone to get out of
00:14:39.279 the way right now get out of the way go
00:14:41.440 go go go go go got mr beast coming
00:14:43.040 through everyone out of the way go go go
00:14:45.120 go go go go go go i need everyone out of
00:14:47.760 the way right now
00:14:49.839 let's go
00:14:53.760 we're going in no photos no photos
00:14:58.399 they're just clearing it nobody has
00:15:00.560 questioned anything
00:15:06.000 everyone out of the way right now bro
00:15:08.480 this is crazy going straight through
00:15:10.720 that door more photos please we're going
00:15:12.880 inside we're going inside we're going
00:15:14.000 inside we're going inside near the area
00:15:15.680 please step back step back here we go
00:15:19.519 we're in we're in we're in oh my god
00:15:22.880 here we go
00:15:38.639 oh my
00:15:46.959 the bodyguards were working perfectly to
00:15:48.639 plan almost everyone in the building
00:15:50.320 including the legitimate security
00:15:52.000 thought i was mr beast but pretty
00:15:53.440 quickly things started going a little
00:15:54.560 bit different than planned no ah you two
00:15:57.120 i need you too
00:15:59.680 i need you guys we're with him
00:16:01.360 for what because you've got csc shirts
00:16:03.120 on you don't work for seriously i am
00:16:04.560 personally mr d foot massager you don't
00:16:06.560 want to mess with me let's go let's go
00:16:08.880 let's go come here all right come here
00:16:10.720 come inside what's up
00:16:13.360 i actually have an idea i don't either
00:16:14.880 man i'm sorry we're gonna wait till
00:16:16.000 peter gets here that sounds good to me
00:16:17.839 sounds good we were both being
00:16:19.199 questioned by the police and it was
00:16:20.399 looking like we might actually get
00:16:21.600 arrested okay so i need the badges there
00:16:23.120 you go yep
00:16:24.240 so i'm taking your badges because you're
00:16:25.600 no longer going to be allowed at vidcon
00:16:27.040 if you come back on property today
00:16:28.160 you're subject to arrest for trespass
00:16:29.440 that was until we realized some of the
00:16:30.959 police were actually mafia members
00:16:35.040 do you watch the videos at all do you
00:16:36.240 know us okay so he knows who we are
00:16:38.240 what's your favorite video
00:16:41.360 and
00:16:42.240 we were set free oh my god dude oh my
00:16:45.759 god
00:16:46.800 after successfully sneaking 100
00:16:48.240 bodyguards and myself into vidcon our
00:16:50.160 original job of becoming the biggest
00:16:51.440 flexer in youtube history was complete
00:16:53.199 hopefully now we can just all stop
00:16:54.480 flexing seriously youtubers it's over
00:16:58.560 okay i'm glad we closed that chapter
00:17:00.639 that's pretty much it
00:17:02.079 i'm leaving

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# I Made The World's Largest Pizza (132 Feet)
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00:00:00.000 you're looking at what will be the

00:00:01.620 world's largest pizza
00:00:06.120 or the world's largest failure
00:00:08.940 me
00:00:10.139 mess this up
00:00:12.799 okay now the current world record for
00:00:15.179 the world's largest pizzas held by the
00:00:16.740 folks over in Rome Italy home of pasta
00:00:18.900 passion and pizza they walked so that I
00:00:21.539 could run and run away I will with the
00:00:24.000 record for the world's largest pizza I'm
00:00:25.920 sorry Italy it's something I would never
00:00:27.660 say because this record is mine to do
00:00:29.939 this it's going to take hundreds of
00:00:31.260 people ten thousand pounds of dough five
00:00:33.300 thousand pounds of sauce and nine
00:00:35.040 thousand pounds of cheese I'm speaking
00:00:37.320 really confidently like this because I'm
00:00:38.700 trying to mask the fact that I have no
00:00:40.500 idea if we're actually going to
00:00:41.520 successfully break this record now if
00:00:43.379 you've been with me for the past year
00:00:44.520 then you know that on my eighth birthday
00:00:45.840 I threw a pizza party for all my friends
00:00:47.460 and not one person showed up last year I
00:00:50.039 promised you guys that if we hit 10
00:00:51.360 million subscribers before the end of
00:00:52.620 the year and I would throw a new pizza
00:00:53.700 party with you guys my new friends and
00:00:55.620 you guys came through shooting the
00:00:57.300 channel to 11 million subscribers and
00:00:59.699 now we finally have a shot at bringing
00:01:01.800 this project to life the world's largest
00:01:04.379 pizza starting with the dough so this is
00:01:07.020 probably the whole pizza worth of dough
00:01:08.640 right are you kidding
00:01:10.280 this is like a solid 20th
00:01:13.860 the pizza okay let's let's start moving
00:01:15.840 boys so this pizza is gonna be 132 feet
00:01:18.479 across and we're gonna have to build
00:01:19.979 cook and deliver this pizza in under 48
00:01:22.259 hours in order to comply with health
00:01:23.700 code rules I'm not gonna lie prepping
00:01:25.619 all of this dough for a 132 Foot Pizza
00:01:28.380 is no easy task luckily Pizza Hut came
00:01:30.659 through for the boys and supplied
00:01:31.920 literally everything we needed so it's
00:01:33.960 10 p.m right now currently we're
00:01:35.340 supposed to be halfway done with the
00:01:36.600 pizza and we are 16 done with this pizza
00:01:38.700 so you could say things are looking
00:01:40.200 pretty good I personally think we're
00:01:42.060 probably not gonna make it
00:01:48.320 no no I give you the pizza Zamboni
00:01:53.100 that's right I took 10 ovens and mounted
00:01:55.320 them to Wheels guys that's too much
00:01:57.720 cheese oh why don't you come over here
00:01:59.520 and get off your lazy butt and show me
00:02:01.500 what good tomato cheese is why don't you
00:02:03.299 come over here and stick your feet under
00:02:04.680 my pizza cheese in your butt
00:02:08.399 you want to do a bit over here no no
00:02:10.759 never I don't ever want to do that all
00:02:13.680 right so we've been in this building for
00:02:15.060 14 hours making this pizza I'm about to
00:02:17.280 collapse luckily we have all these
00:02:18.660 amazing people working overnight to make
00:02:20.280 this beautiful Vision come to fruition
00:02:22.080 we're six hours behind on making this
00:02:24.480 pizza but me and the boys are literally
00:02:26.819 about to collapse
00:02:28.739 tomorrow we set a world record while the
00:02:31.200 boys and I had our first bit of sleep
00:02:32.640 the night shift crew continued working
00:02:34.020 hard to make the pizza especially
00:02:35.700 juanisha I used to come to this stuff as
00:02:37.680 a kid and watch
00:02:39.300 stuff so to participate awesome however
00:02:41.640 the next morning we would run into our
00:02:43.440 first major problem all right I just
00:02:45.180 woke up with the boys we're about to see
00:02:47.040 the pizza progress for the first time
00:02:48.840 this morning
00:02:49.370 [Music]
00:02:50.840 Todd did you know
00:02:53.040 so what are the consequences of it not
00:02:55.440 being done yet I mean we might have to
00:02:56.879 get our hands dirty boys
00:02:59.300 all right boys I found the most
00:03:01.260 reasonable way to apply sauce real quick
00:03:03.180 I gotta put my Crocs in four wheel
00:03:04.379 drives three two one
00:03:11.099 oh it's so powerful I need some backup I
00:03:14.099 need some backup two one
00:03:17.599 oh my gosh
00:03:20.720 that was everything that I wanted it to
00:03:22.860 be now this pizza is not just any
00:03:24.300 Ordinary Pizza this is a Pizza Hut pizza
00:03:26.640 about a year ago I DM Pizza Hut and
00:03:28.560 asked if they would help me make the
00:03:29.459 world's largest pizza and for some
00:03:30.780 reason they agreed to help a stupid
00:03:32.700 YouTuber make the world's largest pizza
00:03:34.319 and now we're actually here so this is
00:03:36.180 not just the world's largest pizza this
00:03:37.500 is the world's largest Pizza Hut pizza
00:03:39.300 it's actually their new big New Yorker
00:03:41.159 hey Aaron I'm gonna miss you man what
00:03:43.500 looks extremely dangerous there's a
00:03:45.420 whole point Mafia spam Pizza Hut W and
00:03:47.580 fat here we go three two one go
00:03:53.400 foreign
00:04:00.920 that was exactly how I envisioned it
00:04:03.480 it's popping time toppings say a lot
00:04:05.459 about a person some people like
00:04:06.780 pepperoni
00:04:08.659 oh I was starting to think that we're
00:04:11.220 doing this the fun way not the fast way
00:04:12.720 and for the one percent of you that like
00:04:14.340 pineapple on your pizza
00:04:16.500 you disturb me and this is for you
00:04:24.600 bro all right so my pizza making methods
00:04:27.720 were not so effective but luckily about
00:04:29.639 a month ago on Instagram I asked you
00:04:31.259 guys to help me make some tools that
00:04:32.820 would be useful for the world's largest
00:04:34.380 pizza oh my gosh
00:04:39.320 oh my God what in the world the world's
00:04:43.680 biggest pizza cutter this is what like
00:04:45.479 seven feet tall the world's largest
00:04:47.220 pizza topper human to topper scale
00:04:57.259 oh my gosh bro this is all the mafia
00:05:02.880 signatures up here yeah every single one
00:05:04.560 of them I'll sign right here what would
00:05:06.240 you say if I were to hand the keys of
00:05:08.100 this to a mafia member are you down for
00:05:09.780 that yeah since we're making this video
00:05:11.040 because we had 10 million subscribers
00:05:12.300 and you guys are the ones that made that
00:05:13.320 happen for any of you guys at home who
00:05:15.300 weren't able to make it to the world's
00:05:16.560 largest pizza party I would like to
00:05:17.940 deliver this golf cart to one of you
00:05:19.740 guys as a thank you all you have to do
00:05:21.240 is go like the picture of me next to it
00:05:22.860 drop a follow and one of you is going to
00:05:24.660 win it that's it it's that simple it
00:05:26.160 actually makes me sad because this thing
00:05:27.600 is sick I haven't won yet I don't know
00:05:29.460 what's going on yeah I've been following
00:05:31.139 you guys can't win you guys keep asking
00:05:33.060 to win this golf cart wasn't the only
00:05:34.680 present I was gonna give you guys since
00:05:36.300 the beginning of the year I've also been
00:05:37.680 planning a party to celebrate hitting 10
00:05:39.360 million subscribers and every single one
00:05:41.220 of you guys will get a slice so the boys
00:05:43.199 and I headed to YouTube theater to
00:05:44.759 finally have the pizza party
00:05:45.840 eight-year-old Eric always wanted here
00:05:47.820 we go
00:05:49.699 let's go
00:05:54.360 pizza party
00:05:55.860 let's go
00:05:58.560 let's go pizza party yeah
00:06:01.880 I love you guys so much thank you for
00:06:04.199 being here thank you guys I love y'all
00:06:06.960 all right so clearly you can see how
00:06:09.060 Overjoyed I was since the only thing I
00:06:10.620 could say was let's go let's go let's go
00:06:13.680 let's go let's go let's go baby but
00:06:17.220 really what I wanted to say and I'm
00:06:19.139 gonna be real with you guys here for a
00:06:21.000 second was that getting to share this
00:06:23.039 experience with all of you was
00:06:24.780 incredibly moving I'm seeing all of you
00:06:26.699 here with me eating pizza made all of
00:06:29.100 the sadness that eight-year-old Eric
00:06:30.600 felt that day just completely
00:06:32.400 disappeared and it was really something
00:06:34.199 special
00:06:35.699 however I actually ended up having so
00:06:37.860 much fun with you guys that I didn't
00:06:39.180 realize the pizza was only 80 done and
00:06:42.120 that Britney an official Guinness World
00:06:43.860 Record adjudicator was already on her
00:06:46.080 way so the boys and I said our final
00:06:47.460 goodbyes and made our way back to try to
00:06:49.020 finish this pizza all right everybody
00:06:50.460 let's break a world record guys I
00:06:52.259 promise is the last stretch okay watch
00:06:54.000 out watch out hot dog coming through hey
00:06:56.400 guys you want to do a bit with me over
00:06:57.780 here no I don't I do not want to do a
00:06:59.819 bit with you it's me being shut up it's
00:07:02.220 probably an hour I don't know what 38
00:07:04.259 since we've slept we've been working
00:07:05.639 straight to the night on this Pizza
00:07:06.720 Pizza Hut's team has been Relentless
00:07:09.180 this would be completely impossible
00:07:11.039 without Pizza Hut every person in this
00:07:12.960 room is committed to making this pizza
00:07:14.520 happen and total this pizza is 68
00:07:17.400 000 slices and every single one of them
00:07:19.860 is going to be Frozen and delivered to a
00:07:21.300 charity here in Los Angeles immediately
00:07:22.919 after we finish so it is crazy to think
00:07:25.020 about the amount of people that are
00:07:26.460 going to be fed by this pizza these
00:07:28.139 people are doing right here is truly an
00:07:29.460 active service for the people of Los
00:07:30.840 Angeles it's very beautiful I think
00:07:32.160 we're literally going to do this in the
00:07:33.419 next 30 minutes it's happening it
00:07:35.280 actually have happening right now I'm
00:07:36.780 excited Monisha has been talking for
00:07:38.580 three days about putting the last piece
00:07:40.800 of the pizza do you feel fulfilled oh
00:07:42.960 yeah
00:07:46.139 sauce I love it here we go the final
00:07:48.660 pepperoni three two one
00:07:54.800 this is the world's largest pizza
00:08:00.680 I hope Guinness World Records is going
00:08:02.940 to be here in like 20 minutes we're
00:08:03.900 gonna tell us if we actually broke the
00:08:05.340 record the pizza could be too small we
00:08:07.020 could have broken another Rule and all
00:08:08.639 of this basically was wooden count
00:08:12.180 foreign
00:08:17.900 I guess I have one question for you
00:08:19.919 Brittany did we get the record well
00:08:23.580 I can confirm
00:08:27.960 that you were a brand new Guinness World
00:08:29.819 Record
00:08:40.020 thank you so much my pleasure on behalf
00:08:42.659 of Guinness World Records you are now
00:08:44.039 officially amazing
00:08:49.519 did it
00:08:53.360 yeah oh my gosh this guy crying
00:09:01.399 I love you guys thank you
00:09:05.000 after three days of building this pizza
00:09:07.620 we have finally done it thank you guys
00:09:09.720 for the support thank you for 10 million
00:09:11.040 subscribers I get a Pizza Hut for
00:09:12.480 helping us build the world's largest
00:09:14.160 pizza thank you guys for being my
00:09:16.320 friends
00:09:17.600 love you that's pretty much it
00:09:20.459 I love you
00:09:22.490 [Music]
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00:00:00.080 I promise I didn't steal anything stop

00:00:02.200 lying to me I promise have you ever
00:00:04.960 caught someone lying to you well today
00:00:06.359 we're going to be putting strangers to
00:00:07.480 the test to see they'll either lie to
00:00:09.160 protect themselves or do the right thing
00:00:10.880 and tell the truth and if they do the
00:00:12.400 right thing they might even get a little
00:00:13.679 reward CH Ching it's a money sign you
00:00:16.400 know what I mean it's like a money
00:00:18.320 sign stup and we're going to start with
00:00:20.519 those scumbags who put soda in their
00:00:22.240 water cups You're not that guy are you
00:00:24.119 please tell me you're not that guy
00:00:26.320 please okay so for this first one I've
00:00:28.279 decided to prosecute Liars the most
00:00:30.240 petty crime you can commit so we've
00:00:31.519 bugged Jonas Kabab an entire restaurant
00:00:33.440 with microphones and cameras all to find
00:00:35.559 people who put soda in water
00:00:38.200 cups you guys ever done that I do that
00:00:40.640 every time I go to eat food you're a
00:00:42.440 thief and a liar dude oh
00:00:45.480 who so this is my buddy staros this guy
00:00:48.120 right here is going to be the one
00:00:49.000 actually Prosecuting the people you can
00:00:50.320 tell by his cop uniform right here so
00:00:52.239 say someone steals what's your game plan
00:00:54.039 I go in there I publicly humiliate them
00:00:56.280 and if that doesn't work ow we've
00:00:58.760 already got our first customer here we
00:01:00.120 go here we go here we go and behind the
00:01:01.160 counter serving everyone is Jonah of
00:01:02.960 Jonah's kebbab so everyone's going to
00:01:04.199 get a free water cup and we're going to
00:01:05.438 see if they steal or not can I uh head
00:01:07.439 these WIS absolutely better you want a
00:01:08.960 water cup yes pleas I'm going to write
00:01:10.439 water cup on it let's use it water I've
00:01:12.479 also rigged up the entire restaurant
00:01:13.880 with Sirens that I can control just by
00:01:15.640 hitting this button right
00:01:17.520 here oh
00:01:26.240 no all right he got water good for him
00:01:29.640 oh
00:01:31.360 he did it the water wait wait wait
00:01:39.119 wait Mak me Si you
00:01:42.880 animal what is that pal huh in here this
00:01:47.280 is Sprite that's literally water wait
00:01:49.520 that guy was innocent yeah wait wait
00:01:51.399 he's getting the wrong guy there some
00:01:53.040 Sprite wrong guy is the wrong bro this
00:01:55.640 is what happens when you hire a cop off
00:01:57.560 a Craigslist man you don't get cops off
00:01:59.479 Craigslist it's called the police
00:02:00.680 department Eric never break the law
00:02:04.200 again we paid for a circus clown in a
00:02:06.439 cop uniform all right stop you brought
00:02:08.560 you to the wrong guy it just felt right
00:02:10.800 it wasn't right you can't just abuse
00:02:12.879 innocent civilians you don't know what
00:02:14.400 it's like in there I think it's time for
00:02:15.720 you to put your money where your mouth
00:02:16.800 is pal you don't think I can be a better
00:02:18.120 cop than WalMart cop over here oh
00:02:19.720 Walmart all right here we go put on the
00:02:21.280 shirt pal try a day in shoes here go
00:02:23.640 think this watch
00:02:24.840 out did he put fan in his cup what's in
00:02:27.440 your cup everyone saw you get up and put
00:02:30.040 F in your really in your cup I didn't do
00:02:32.319 that everyone saw bro that guy looks
00:02:34.800 pissed let's catch him 3 2 1 get him get
00:02:37.680 him do you think he'll do a better job
00:02:39.000 than you no chance look swaggering in I
00:02:41.120 respect it that guy right there for
00:02:42.680 fantin sat back down oh no actually I
00:02:45.239 didn't where's the drink pal it's over
00:02:46.640 there is that guy to actually put it on
00:02:48.080 my table
00:02:51.239 bro Max's doing good he's doing a pretty
00:02:53.959 good job dude Max's killing it Max
00:02:58.840 Mac turn around for me me you turn
00:03:01.360 around for me turn around Mac might
00:03:03.040 catch a fist give me those
00:03:05.159 hands oh wa I don't want to do this all
00:03:08.920 right you're making me do it come on get
00:03:10.400 out of here buddy oh my gosh oh just
00:03:12.959 really bro you're good sorry about that
00:03:14.640 bro you're
00:03:17.040 good I'm not going to lie I went in
00:03:19.080 there pretty confident that guy looked
00:03:20.879 pissed I started getting really scared
00:03:23.239 clearly I Was Your Role Model since you
00:03:25.200 guys can't agree who's the better cop
00:03:26.680 maybe you guys both put on cop uniforms
00:03:28.280 and see what happens we could do that
00:03:30.319 all right I like that oh here we go
00:03:32.680 couple of Thieves on our hands huh steal
00:03:35.239 some soda steal some soda here we go
00:03:38.159 here we go let's see what he
00:03:39.170 [Music]
00:03:40.400 does oh oh he water water water good
00:03:47.640 job all right let's get it get
00:03:51.400 him yeah what is going on over here oh
00:03:54.799 my God what do you think you're doing
00:03:57.079 son you're stealing money from these
00:03:58.640 good people it was just get out get the
00:04:02.000 out of here is wrong with
00:04:07.040 you no all right we're done I we can't
00:04:09.760 do this bit anymore it's just gone too
00:04:11.319 far so after round one there's
00:04:12.640 officially more Liars than there are
00:04:14.200 truthers but I still have faith in
00:04:16.238 humanity there are lots of interesting
00:04:17.720 rounds left to come and for round two
00:04:19.120 we're going to be trying something a
00:04:20.320 little different so I rented out this
00:04:21.600 entire Motel set up hidden cameras here
00:04:23.639 here right here and right there one of
00:04:25.440 the biggest concerns that people have
00:04:26.560 when they're traveling is leaving
00:04:27.720 valuables in a hotel room and having a
00:04:29.400 cleaning staff steal it from you so I've
00:04:31.199 rigged up three rooms with $500 sitting
00:04:33.120 on a desk and we're going to have a
00:04:34.120 cleaning staff come through and we're
00:04:35.280 going to see if they steal the money or
00:04:36.479 not who wouldn't steal $500 just laying
00:04:38.639 out there I would steal that I'm
00:04:40.120 thinking about taking it when you're not
00:04:41.440 don't as you can see all the hidden
00:04:42.560 cameras are set up right here if they do
00:04:44.560 not steal it I will leave this van and
00:04:46.240 give them all the money oh wow wow okay
00:04:49.639 that's nice that's actually really nice
00:04:50.919 you that's super
00:04:54.280 cool oh here we go here we go it's
00:04:56.919 happening she's so sweet looking look at
00:04:59.039 her bro she's literally not even looking
00:05:00.919 at the money the test will be when she
00:05:02.240 goes to the table to like move those
00:05:03.639 drinks her hand will be like right next
00:05:05.600 to
00:05:07.600 it B she she's so close to it and she's
00:05:10.360 not even looking at it she's grinding up
00:05:12.199 on that money right
00:05:14.120 now oh she got the cups she left the
00:05:17.080 money I'm so glad oh oh she just sh Wait
00:05:21.080 wait wait wait did she just do that on
00:05:22.520 purpose she might have oh I couldn't
00:05:25.039 tell if she's taking the money or
00:05:27.479 not dude I do not know if she took the
00:05:29.840 money or
00:05:30.880 not okay I'm going to go run
00:05:35.680 inside all the money's
00:05:39.120 gone would you take anything the money's
00:05:41.440 gone you're kidding at this video told
00:05:44.600 you we do have two more the last one's
00:05:46.639 going to be fun all right so this time I
00:05:48.240 hid $30,000 in the bed that's such a big
00:05:51.199 jump from 500 hold on this is fake money
00:05:54.120 it's real the video has to be realistic
00:05:57.120 that's going to do to your business if
00:05:58.360 they steal that oh here they come
00:06:01.600 oh oh oh here we go here we go here we
00:06:04.960 go here we
00:06:06.280 go oh they can feel it they can feel
00:06:09.520 it look at her face look at her face oh
00:06:12.520 man that's really bad I don't have a
00:06:13.840 good feeling about this oh here we go oh
00:06:17.199 no no no dude the money's gone this is
00:06:19.360 the two times that they close the door
00:06:21.160 then take the money it could still be in
00:06:22.759 the room I can go check it nothing in
00:06:24.880 the
00:06:27.319 drawer oh they left the money wow I'm
00:06:31.199 going to go tip them I have to hurry hey
00:06:32.919 I just wanted to say thank you for uh
00:06:34.319 leaving our money in there and I just
00:06:35.319 want to tip you you guys are awesome
00:06:36.919 have a good one faith in humanity faith
00:06:39.280 in humanity we love you I love those
00:06:41.520 guys all right boys I have so much faith
00:06:43.000 in humanity at this point I'm going to
00:06:44.400 cover every surface of this hotel room
00:06:46.400 with dollar bills nobody will take one
00:06:48.120 of these all right let's see what
00:06:49.199 happens here boys oh she's
00:06:52.440 coming
00:06:54.280 oh oh I'm not touching that
00:07:01.639 did she just walk back out lady really
00:07:05.120 just dipped well now the room's dirty
00:07:07.440 yeah who's going to clean the room that
00:07:09.319 is so
00:07:13.520 funny all right next bit so far the
00:07:15.919 majority of people we've tested are
00:07:17.520 liars but it isn't over yet next in the
00:07:19.639 middle of the shoot day we decided to
00:07:21.240 spontaneously test our own producer
00:07:23.280 Blake for honesty so in the middle of
00:07:25.000 our lunch
00:07:25.640 [Music]
00:07:26.840 break Mac and I would stage a fake
00:07:29.160 argument ending with Mac angrily
00:07:30.720 spitting in my food behind my back in
00:07:32.680 front of Blake the only question is
00:07:34.120 would Blake tell me this happened before
00:07:36.120 I ate the
00:07:37.599 food um when do you want to look over
00:07:39.440 the videos later 20 minutes or something
00:07:41.560 okay I have uh I have to leave at 5:30
00:07:44.639 for what it's a game at uh Sofi but I'm
00:07:47.440 going to take hope to that and we're
00:07:48.479 going to leave at like 5:30 so anytime
00:07:50.000 before that should work okay so why is
00:07:51.840 Hope going to that I CU I don't spend
00:07:53.520 any time with her first of all it makes
00:07:54.800 no sense that I'm not going to that
00:07:56.520 we're just bringing your girlfriend
00:07:57.720 randomly because you're not spending
00:07:58.960 enough time with her you want to go to
00:08:00.080 the game why would I not go to the game
00:08:01.280 I started this thing with you right you
00:08:02.560 and I spend Infinity time together all
00:08:04.520 day long no we don't yes we do we we're
00:08:06.800 do we're together all day every day
00:08:08.360 making bro I constantly editing we do
00:08:10.240 not spend time together okay all right
00:08:12.199 well I don't know what to tell you bro
00:08:13.599 cancel it who cares how about just go uh
00:08:15.919 do that and just cool down and I'll be
00:08:19.159 back God everything all right dude just
00:08:22.159 pissed me off so much what I don't want
00:08:24.440 to talk about it bro which one of these
00:08:25.720 is his the pizza ofi one obviously
00:08:28.240 bro dude
00:08:30.759 dude I don't dude it yeah I got
00:08:37.000 you oh yeah baby I got you a little
00:08:40.440 smiley face Pizza five steak do I have
00:08:42.559 any utensils over here can I use these
00:08:45.839 like this looks phenomenal
00:08:48.320 man Eric I've only had steak like once
00:08:50.800 or Twi in my life are you actually
00:08:52.360 serious yes you have only had why I'm a
00:08:54.680 really picky eater I've never had a lot
00:08:56.600 really oh we get to what about sushi
00:08:58.959 never that's fun we got to try that I've
00:09:01.240 never had sushi I've never had any kind
00:09:03.079 of fish really I'm going to bring this
00:09:05.279 inside Thank You
00:09:11.079 Blake like there anything weird happened
00:09:13.079 to the
00:09:14.680 steak anything weird happen to this this
00:09:16.680 is a bit this is a bit y'all all suck
00:09:19.680 this
00:09:21.880 sucks no love you it was a joke it's
00:09:25.760 just a joke there's a cameraman up there
00:09:27.720 oh man
00:09:29.839 mom and dad was fighting I didn't know
00:09:31.720 what to do like I have two questions for
00:09:33.519 you number one any other food that
00:09:34.920 you've let me eat that somebody spit in
00:09:36.680 no a question number two would you cheat
00:09:39.120 on a test we actually don't even need
00:09:40.480 Blake's answer to that question because
00:09:41.760 in the next round we're going to find
00:09:42.760 that answer for ourselves okay so for
00:09:44.640 this next one I've hired a fake teacher
00:09:46.800 with a fake exam that he's going to give
00:09:48.360 to real people beans Tyler and Mac are
00:09:50.360 all in the room and I'm going to have
00:09:51.279 the teacher accidentally leave a cheat
00:09:53.000 sheet and we're going to find out
00:09:54.200 exactly how many of these people are
00:09:55.440 willing to cheat on a test I'm going to
00:09:56.920 be honest I cheated on many tests
00:09:58.839 they'll end up with with the 2.6 GPA
00:10:01.640 so by the way my surveillance system
00:10:04.079 here has gotten completely out of hand I
00:10:05.600 literally feel like I'm a spy here we go
00:10:09.040 thank you for being here we are
00:10:11.240 gathering research for the Los Angeles
00:10:14.399 Unified School District if you get 50%
00:10:17.079 correct they're going to give you guys
00:10:20.160 $11,000 is this
00:10:22.760 taped is this taped that happened to my
00:10:25.760 girlfriend she went to a focus group and
00:10:27.240 it was I think $1,000 was put out there
00:10:30.279 to see if who will compromise her
00:10:33.120 eics all right this whole Squad knows
00:10:35.680 this is a show somehow I think I'm just
00:10:37.480 going to send you back up there and just
00:10:39.320 send them on their way like nothing's
00:10:40.600 wrong at all oh thank you yeah yes thank
00:10:42.880 you thank you bro they're so confused
00:10:45.240 that it's not a
00:10:47.160 prank got him they thought they were
00:10:49.320 going to get me I'm going to get them
00:10:50.880 bro after dropping a mental nuclear bomb
00:10:53.279 on the brains of the first round testers
00:10:55.000 I had the room reset with a group of
00:10:56.320 completely new testers to try again I'll
00:10:58.519 be surprised if any body gets one answer
00:11:00.320 correct it is made to be impossible so
00:11:02.279 if there's anyone who's on the verge of
00:11:03.639 cheating it might push them over all
00:11:05.399 right the teacher's walking out of the
00:11:06.399 room everyone is left by themselves now
00:11:08.560 let's see what they
00:11:12.750 [Music]
00:11:14.639 do who will take this answer key I'm bro
00:11:17.760 I am
00:11:21.040 nervous G took
00:11:23.840 [Music]
00:11:25.959 it oh here we go
00:11:31.160 oh cheater
00:11:34.240 cheater you're passing
00:11:38.920 around he's not taking it he's not
00:11:41.360 taking it
00:11:42.630 [Music]
00:11:43.720 want oh he's got it he's got it he's got
00:11:47.800 it we got another guy cheat oh this
00:11:51.839 makes me so
00:11:53.440 sad all right the teacher is going to
00:11:55.600 give them a chance right now to admit if
00:11:57.639 they cheated playing around did anybody
00:12:00.399 see his sheet around might have had the
00:12:03.040 daners something did anybody admit no
00:12:05.839 one even admitted all right I'm going to
00:12:07.560 go confront these guys how's it going
00:12:09.360 guys my name is Eric this is not a real
00:12:11.279 test you're on a hidden camera TV
00:12:14.360 show these guys are actually my
00:12:19.240 friends the good news that I have is
00:12:21.519 that we have a room full of very honest
00:12:22.920 people there were a couple of uh loose
00:12:24.760 cannons in here though is there anybody
00:12:26.120 that wants to fess up oh my God I'm
00:12:28.240 sorry
00:12:29.880 oh okay okay okay and after four rounds
00:12:32.120 of testing Humanity we have resulted in
00:12:34.199 a perfect tie what are the odds of this
00:12:36.880 I don't know what the odds are of that
00:12:38.360 happening it's bad I don't know how we
00:12:40.160 ended up here so it's all going to come
00:12:41.600 down to this final round who will take
00:12:43.639 the cake the Liars or the truthers for
00:12:46.120 our last stop this restaurant right here
00:12:48.199 you guys may be wondering where Tyler is
00:12:49.920 yeah where is he Tyler is busy driving
00:12:51.320 over here with his girlfriend because
00:12:53.040 Tyler and his girlfriend are going to
00:12:54.079 sit at this table where we have secret
00:12:55.880 cameras filming from every direction so
00:12:58.040 same as Tyler's girlfriend is one of the
00:12:59.519 sweetest people that I know except for
00:13:00.800 this one thing that she does I think I
00:13:02.720 know you're going with this Sam loves
00:13:05.079 stealing plates and silverware and
00:13:07.680 things from restaurants Tyler actually
00:13:09.279 has been kind enough to supply us with
00:13:10.800 videos over the past few weeks of Sam
00:13:12.680 actively stealing things you stole this
00:13:15.440 yeah it was an interesting
00:13:18.440 steal this and I stole the earrings
00:13:22.240 plate my college you want to steal that
00:13:24.959 plate yes so anyway you guys see what
00:13:27.279 we're dealing with here so to help my
00:13:28.480 friend Sam kick this nasty habit I
00:13:30.240 decided to rent out an entire real
00:13:32.120 restaurant with real people and expose
00:13:33.920 her in 4k right here in front of
00:13:35.760 everybody there are better ways to do
00:13:37.399 this man like what one-on-one
00:13:39.240 confrontation maybe like a group therapy
00:13:43.279 no so they just pulled up I think
00:13:45.480 they're going to be sitting down any
00:13:46.639 second oh there they are oh my gosh I'm
00:13:49.199 so excited bro she already looks like
00:13:50.639 she's about to steal something and after
00:13:52.040 only having sat down for literally 5
00:13:54.320 minutes these are so nice
00:13:58.040 cool what's that face
00:14:01.000 mean look at her face she's so s she's
00:14:04.519 so excited to steal stuff what's the
00:14:06.639 most you've ever taken from like one
00:14:08.519 place cover $400 in groceries oh my gosh
00:14:12.680 this is actually a problem do you do it
00:14:14.320 just cuz like to save money I feel like
00:14:16.000 it's like kind of a thrill it's a thrill
00:14:18.079 yeah like that stuff like excites me I
00:14:20.079 don't know if there's ever been a human
00:14:21.800 caught more in 4k that she is about to
00:14:24.000 be caught so walk me through your tag
00:14:26.320 here okay here we go here we go here we
00:14:28.320 go there t oh no oh she put it inside
00:14:33.279 she put it inside this is what I'm
00:14:35.079 saying that was so fast she's smiling
00:14:37.279 about it I'm going to use the bathroom
00:14:38.440 really quick okay Tyler's going to come
00:14:39.759 out the back and talk to us real quick
00:14:41.240 God come on in here I'm so nervous okay
00:14:43.160 so how's it going in there it's not
00:14:44.360 looking good we've only been here for
00:14:45.560 about a minute and she stolen a fork
00:14:48.240 [Music]
00:14:52.360 already you told me earlier that she has
00:14:54.440 a specific outfit that she likes to
00:14:55.959 steal in oh absolutely she always steals
00:14:57.880 everything and overalls cuz tell you
00:14:59.880 have like this big kangaroo pouch you
00:15:01.399 can just shovel stuff into you have
00:15:02.920 anything to say to Sam Sam I love you so
00:15:04.880 much but this has gotten out of
00:15:10.360 hand I also have this microphone and you
00:15:12.600 have an earpiece in so we can control
00:15:14.199 Tyler throughout the entire conversation
00:15:15.720 and hear everything all right get in
00:15:17.120 there champ have a fun time all right
00:15:18.480 wish me luck good luck boy okay this
00:15:20.639 what we just brought out are the perfect
00:15:22.240 stealing plates thank you so very much
00:15:24.680 they are so small and perfect she's into
00:15:27.399 it you should try to challenge her to
00:15:28.680 see how much she can steal at this
00:15:30.399 dinner how many of these do you think
00:15:31.639 you can take take forks and plates the
00:15:40.079 plates oh she's putting it in she's
00:15:42.680 putting it
00:15:44.079 in Sam all right so this waiter that's
00:15:46.519 about to walk up is about to confront
00:15:47.720 her right now here we go oh thank you so
00:15:50.880 very much here we go here we go here we
00:15:52.759 go you guys happen to take any
00:15:54.839 silverware or plates by any chance oh
00:16:01.120 no no no we didn't watching these guys
00:16:02.519 eat reminds me that we are throwing the
00:16:03.759 world's largest pizza party at the end
00:16:05.279 of the year we've been talking about
00:16:06.240 that for so long now it's actually
00:16:07.720 happening yeah because you guys got us
00:16:09.120 to like 9 million something subscribers
00:16:11.759 so to thank you guys for that in January
00:16:13.880 we're going to actually make the world's
00:16:16.199 largest pizza and not only is it the
00:16:17.639 world's largest pizza it's a Pizza Hut
00:16:19.720 pizza my favorite pizza brand in
00:16:21.120 addition from now all the way until the
00:16:22.800 pizza party we're throwing micro pizza
00:16:24.319 parties in four different cities here's
00:16:25.880 the cities I don't know why I'm holding
00:16:27.279 this microphone I'm just saying all this
00:16:28.480 in D ear right now we're trying to get
00:16:30.319 an idea of how many slices we should
00:16:31.800 prepare for you guys so if you're
00:16:32.759 interested in coming to any of the pizza
00:16:34.079 parties please make sure to click the
00:16:35.560 link in the top of my description box to
00:16:37.000 fill out your information so that I know
00:16:38.399 how many slices of pizza to prepare for
00:16:40.279 you guys there are limited slots in each
00:16:41.959 City so if you do this now you'll be the
00:16:43.680 very first person to find out the exact
00:16:45.279 time date and location of all these
00:16:46.839 parties anyway I love you guys very much
00:16:48.519 we're going to get back to the date here
00:16:50.000 I do like have you on camera oh my gosh
00:16:55.440 I 100% take a fork you took a fork
00:17:02.000 how did she grab that much silverware oh
00:17:04.079 he's ask going me to go with you have to
00:17:05.319 come to the back with me to speak to the
00:17:07.160 manager yeah okay I'll talk oh she's
00:17:10.280 coming she's coming she's
00:17:15.039 coming we got
00:17:17.640 you this place
00:17:21.799 suck so unfortunately after an entire
00:17:24.480 day of testing Humanity for honesty we
00:17:26.520 ended with the final tiebreaker aivee
00:17:28.359 from Sam only gave up one of her stolen
00:17:30.720 items guess what I'm not stopping here I
00:17:33.799 still have faith in humanity and I'm
00:17:35.360 optimistic that the next time we do this
00:17:36.720 video people will be more honest so get
00:17:38.640 this video to like 11 likes if you want
00:17:40.240 to see a sequel I don't care I'm just
00:17:41.880 going to make it anyway so
00:17:46.510 [Music]

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# I Hired 100 FAKE Paparazzi!
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00:00:00.120 I hired 100 paparazzi soI can get anything I want.

00:00:03.970 Let me explain.
00:00:04.803 Fancy restaurants are magnets for people
00:00:06.330 like Kanye West, Elon Musk, Drake
00:00:09.400 But simple shmucks like youand me can't get inside.
00:00:11.950 For example, I was recentlykicked out of a fancy restaurant
00:00:14.290 for wearing shorts!
00:00:15.430 They would not let me inside at all.
00:00:16.667 But today - I get my revenge.
00:00:18.270 I'm going to hire 100paparazzi to make myself
00:00:20.620 look way more famous than I actually am,
00:00:22.330 convincing the public and allthe top restaurants here in LA
00:00:24.720 that I'm a billionaire ormovie star or from Shrek
00:00:27.250 the animated film.
00:00:28.195 Donkey!
00:00:29.028 I don't know.
00:00:29.861 Anything to get inside but first
00:00:30.900 we're gonna start with one paparazzi.
00:00:33.330 Exactly like this.
00:00:34.600 This is what I'm talking.
00:00:35.433 Yep. So that's one paparazzi right there.
00:00:36.980 The boys are here as well.
00:00:38.080 Hey.
00:00:38.913 We're famous today. We're famous.
00:00:40.109 Couple of questions when'syour next single coming out?
00:00:41.624 I think it's tomorrow.
00:00:42.457 Is it true at the age of 31that you still cannot read?
00:00:45.387 When's your next single coming out?
00:00:47.272 I don't think peoplethink that we're famous.
00:00:48.250 They just are scared.
00:00:50.040 No cameras in the store.
00:00:51.070 I'm not allowed to shoot photos?
00:00:52.250 Not in our store.
00:00:53.083 Can you just take one more?
00:00:53.970 Just one more please.
00:00:54.803 So that was one,
00:00:55.660 there's literally gonnabe a hundred of those
00:00:56.960 by the end of this video.
00:00:57.970 You guys is my friend Jake, by the way.
00:00:59.540 Jake, today you're in chargeof all the paparazzi, okay?
00:01:02.770 I'm the head honcho.
00:01:03.603 You're like the king paparazzi.
00:01:04.650 Okay.
00:01:05.483 We definitely need more.
00:01:06.316 So the next step up fromhere is five paparazzi.
00:01:07.770 Before we do that, obviously like Drake
00:01:09.460 isn't gonna be wearingNikes and booty shorts.
00:01:11.830 I am shorts!
00:01:12.910 I have no other option!
00:01:14.660 I think the first thingwe do, we go to the store.
00:01:16.400 We spend some money on some new clothes.
00:01:17.750 If we look famous, we will be famous.
00:01:20.110 I am gonna get themost exotic booty shorts
00:01:21.860 any man's ever seen.
00:01:22.740 1, 2, 3,
00:01:23.718 (together) exotic booty shorts!
00:01:24.551 I think this is literally the jacket
00:01:26.900 from that one Drake music video.
00:01:28.320 What would Drake wear with this?
00:01:29.650 Do you even have underwear on right now?
00:01:31.350 No dude.
00:01:32.270 I'm free-balling this episode.
00:01:33.830 Do I have to walk around in this all day?
00:01:35.267 I'm (beep).
00:01:36.100 (laughs)
00:01:36.933 This is like the Queen's hat.
00:01:38.160 It's like a Squirrel Yamaka.
00:01:39.740 Yeah exactly.
00:01:40.635 Oh boys!
00:01:41.869 (together) Sheesh!
00:01:43.620 I look like a celebrity guy.
00:01:44.663 Oh
00:01:45.996 my
00:01:46.829 God.
00:01:47.662 My confidence is dropping.
00:01:48.697 I look way better than you.
00:01:49.970 I mean you look kind oflook like a Ghostbuster.
00:01:53.631 (together) Oh!
00:01:54.464 (laughing and clapping)
00:01:57.210 Major rockstar vibes.
00:01:58.360 I'm on an important call right now.
00:01:59.730 Oh, oh. I'm sorry. Yeah yeah.
00:02:00.915 Hotline Bling?
00:02:01.748 (cash register ringing)
00:02:02.864 $847.12
00:02:05.110 Daddy Rack, thank you!
00:02:06.537 Thank you to Current.
00:02:08.110 Actually the future of banking
00:02:10.009 they made this entire video possible.
00:02:11.310 So thank you Current.
00:02:12.143 You could go download daddy -
00:02:13.300 I mean Current using thelink in the description.
00:02:15.220 Now that we were dripped out of our minds
00:02:16.770 we rushed the next location to try out
00:02:18.660 five paparazzis.
00:02:19.550 The mall is upstairs.
00:02:20.383 I think we have ourpaparazzi waiting for us.
00:02:21.237 I have a very special guest for you guys.
00:02:23.510 You might recognize Vince Thomson Music.
00:02:25.126 Yeah!
00:02:26.210 You guys don't knowVince was from the DJ video
00:02:28.100 that we did.
00:02:28.933 Brought you on stage.
00:02:29.766 You played some fart beats.
00:02:30.599 Oh yeah. They were fun.
00:02:31.432 Now you have an actualsingle coming out.
00:02:32.630 I do.
00:02:33.463 You are a legitimate musician now.
00:02:34.620 I'm making more than fart beats now.
00:02:36.420 I'm gonna put the link
00:02:37.253 to his new song in the description.
00:02:38.660 Wanna keep supporting him with the Mafia.
00:02:40.340 let's go, baby.
00:02:41.580 All right. So we got fivepaparazzi hired for this one.
00:02:43.700 They're about to run up on us.
00:02:46.774 If you punched a dog
00:02:47.758 What breed would it be?
00:02:48.591 This is literally five people
00:02:49.630 and people are filming us.
00:02:50.820 It's definitely working.
00:02:51.890 Do you wipe with your left or right hand?
00:02:53.451 Excuse me, excuse me.
00:02:54.570 Give me any privacy?
00:02:56.020 I'm gonna throat kick you
00:02:56.853 if you get close to me like that, okay?
00:02:58.796 Do you hate Conor McGregor?
00:03:00.210 The man punched my wife.
00:03:01.390 Are you related to Floyd Mayweather?
00:03:02.690 No!
00:03:03.660 Sorry guys. Sorry guys.
00:03:06.430 This actually getting intense.
00:03:07.263 Excuse us, excuse us.
00:03:09.500 I'm not admitting toany of the allegations.
00:03:11.680 It's not coming out today.
00:03:12.890 So during this video, Ithink it would be funny to
00:03:14.410 send the paparazzi after random people.
00:03:15.871 Right here we go. Here we go.
00:03:16.724 Here we go.
00:03:17.557 No, no.
00:03:18.480 Is it true that your momand your grandma got divorced?
00:03:21.119 Oh
00:03:21.952 Oh my God.
00:03:22.785 Was dropping out in fourthgrade the right decision?
00:03:24.632 That's messed up!
00:03:25.760 Look at all thesepeople stopping for her.
00:03:27.200 People think she's a celebrity.
00:03:28.390 What, what is he doing?
00:03:29.580 It's an oscillating motion.
00:03:31.079 (laughs)
00:03:32.580 They're going so fast.
00:03:33.580 Bro they're running. They're running.
00:03:34.690 Ma'am is it true that you left
00:03:35.950 your newborn child at Chili's?
00:03:37.723 (laughs)
00:03:38.556 We got her to laugh!
00:03:39.389 We got her to laugh!
00:03:40.222 Is she liking it?
00:03:41.055 Oh they're on the next guy.
00:03:42.060 Barack Obama recently namedyou sexiest billionaire.
00:03:44.536 What are your thoughts?
00:03:45.469 Oh no.
00:03:46.470 He's not a fan.
00:03:47.303 Are you dating Airrack?
00:03:48.400 There's literally goingto be 20 times more people.
00:03:51.180 I think it's time we move to 10.
00:03:52.810 Already?
00:03:53.643 Yeah. We're going to 10.
00:03:54.476 I'm getting like, anxiety already dude.
00:03:55.550 And anxiety is exactly whatwe want from the restaurant.
00:03:58.360 You know, when I take revenge.
00:04:00.230 This is Runyon Canyon.
00:04:01.290 You see celebritieshiking here all the time.
00:04:02.860 I think these are ourpaparazzi right here.
00:04:04.600 Let's do it! (all cheering)
00:04:07.330 That's so funny.
00:04:08.163 How do we start this? Are we just like -
00:04:09.940 Paparazzi is like (dinging)
00:04:10.927 Yeah yeah! (cheering)
00:04:11.760 (cameras clicking)
00:04:13.018 Are you really 6 foot 3?
00:04:14.005 Or are you two midgets in a trench coat?
00:04:15.963 (laughs)
00:04:16.796 How do you feel about Huskies?
00:04:17.810 They suck.
00:04:18.642 Are you a cat or a dog person?
00:04:20.089 Big big cat person.
00:04:21.220 Are you opening a new shoe store?
00:04:22.333 Dad! Dad help!
00:04:23.735 Are you opening a new shoe store?
00:04:24.840 Help! Help!
00:04:25.673 Is this your father?
00:04:26.506 Are you a part of this family?
00:04:27.500 Please help me!
00:04:28.360 Is this your lover?
00:04:29.562 Is it true that you're married?
00:04:30.533 Yes, you see?
00:04:31.540 Whoa!
00:04:32.940 What about your second wife?
00:04:34.307 Don't need to talk about her right now.
00:04:35.140 Is there an Airrack Junior?
00:04:36.275 On the way!
00:04:37.108 Oh!
00:04:38.373 Those were some targeted questions.
00:04:40.260 I don't appreciate that guys.
00:04:41.510 Do you want the bestvideo for your viewers?
00:04:43.220 Yes.
00:04:44.053 Then we're going to askyou the tough questions!
00:04:44.887 Listen guys, you guysdid your damage on me.
00:04:46.890 I want you guys to aggressively paparazzi.
00:04:49.210 Every stranger on the way down.
00:04:50.440 We're flipping the table.
00:04:51.730 What is it's not how you say that?
00:04:53.068 What?
00:04:53.901 Flip.
00:04:54.734 Flip the people.
00:04:55.567 We're turning the table.
00:04:56.520 That was good.
00:04:57.353 We're doing the oppositeof what we just did.
00:04:58.570 Yeah! (clapping)
00:05:00.060 All right, so they're all hiding behind
00:05:01.230 this bush right here andthe next person to come by.
00:05:03.350 They're just gonna get destroyed.
00:05:04.840 There's a victim coming in this way.
00:05:06.300 No one's referred to as people anymore.
00:05:08.000 They're just victims, brother.
00:05:08.833 Brother you look super familiar, man.
00:05:10.695 I don't think so.
00:05:11.528 You been on a show or something?
00:05:13.111 No.
00:05:13.944 (laughs)
00:05:14.777 Not even God can help him now.
00:05:16.123 Give us a signal when you want us to go.
00:05:17.570 I'll say potato.
00:05:19.270 He's going to say potato.
00:05:21.069 Potato.
00:05:22.402 (clamoring)
00:05:26.360 Oh my God.
00:05:27.935 Sir are you wearing Nikes? Are you not
00:05:29.286 an Adidas fan?
00:05:30.252 Why are you wearing Nikes?
00:05:31.710 What happened to your deal with Adidas?
00:05:33.201 Oh no.
00:05:34.034 Oh no.
00:05:35.110 Potato.
00:05:35.943 Let's go.
00:05:37.002 (clamoring)
00:05:39.120 Are you both half evil?
00:05:40.290 Do you have flowers?
00:05:41.123 Why don't you have flowers on your hat?
00:05:42.948 (laughs)
00:05:43.781 Do you only date womenwho are shorter than you?
00:05:45.873 Does he have any tattoos?
00:05:47.435 Does he know that youa tattoo on your butt?
00:05:49.112 Oh my gosh. This is thefunniest thing I've ever done.
00:05:52.031 (clamoring)
00:05:54.419 Are you concerned that's he's getting
00:05:55.620 more attention than you?
00:05:56.468 Are you guys fitness influencers?
00:05:58.301 Do you guys come here often?
00:05:59.134 (shouts excitedly)
00:06:03.617 (clamoring)
00:06:06.081 I'm literally not tellingthem to do this anymore.
00:06:08.630 Pay them for an hour andthey've been here for four.
00:06:10.640 Why can't you read?
00:06:12.402 Why have you never learned how to read?
00:06:14.700 Ma'am is it true thatyou and your grandma
00:06:16.051 got a divorce?
00:06:17.259 What?
00:06:18.092 Oh my God. Bro look at this.
00:06:20.130 It true that you hate the dodgers?
00:06:21.656 Tell me when are you boxing Oprah?
00:06:22.773 What's your strategy?
00:06:23.606 What are your thoughts on Doctor Phil?
00:06:24.850 Is being bald the right answer?
00:06:26.719 Do you wipe with your left or right hand?
00:06:30.177 Is your dad disappointed in you?
00:06:31.988 Yes.
00:06:32.821 Oh!
00:06:34.254 (heavy panting)
00:06:35.943 Oh my God.
00:06:37.401 Oh my God.
00:06:38.234 Wait, did they just tackle him?
00:06:39.450 That's not a paparazzi.
00:06:40.670 This is one tenth ofwhat's gonna happen.
00:06:43.543 (laughs)
00:06:44.682 And even though 10 wasdangerous, we were about to
00:06:46.410 go meet another 15 at Hollywood Boulevard,
00:06:48.860 which conveniently is onlyone mile from the steakhouse.
00:06:51.580 Yes, that was on purpose.
00:06:53.020 I need my revenge.
00:06:54.780 This group right here has the best energy.
00:06:56.945 I need you to inspirethese other people to be
00:06:58.340 blood thirsty savages like you guys.
00:07:00.450 Blood thirsty savages onthree. One, two, three
00:07:02.927 (together) blood thirsty savages!
00:07:04.810 We're on Hollywood Boulevard.
00:07:05.970 I think there's 25 paparazzi waiting
00:07:07.790 for us right over there.
00:07:08.780 We're about to find out.
00:07:09.680 Oh no, no, no, no,
00:07:10.705 Mr Airrack, we have a question for you.
00:07:12.061 Oh my God. Whoa.
00:07:14.117 (shouting)
00:07:15.998 My God.
00:07:17.381 Oh my God.
00:07:18.594 Oh my God.
00:07:19.577 Hey, we need to ask youa couple of questions.
00:07:20.950 Are you giving ten thousanddollars away to people today?
00:07:23.637 You wanted to grab a picture?
00:07:24.878 Yeah.
00:07:25.711 Okay.
00:07:26.544 Hey! Did you guyslike him in Shrek Three?
00:07:28.256 Yeah!
00:07:29.089 As you might have guessed,I'm not in Shrek Three.
00:07:30.500 The 25 paparazzi had theentire street thinking
00:07:33.160 I was a movie star.
00:07:34.320 I'm married to these ladies now.
00:07:35.500 It's me, Lil' Dicky.
00:07:36.610 I'm his biggest fan.
00:07:37.443 It's Lil' Dicky!
00:07:38.545 Do you know who he is?
00:07:39.470 He's the Spider-Man.
00:07:40.303 You saw him in Shrek Four, right?
00:07:41.470 I did, I did.
00:07:42.303 I'm like, I gotta geta photo with this man.
00:07:43.540 Listen, I just wannamake sure you saw him
00:07:45.150 in Shrek Four.
00:07:45.983 I did.
00:07:47.082 (screaming and shouting)
00:07:47.915 And obviously I wantedto share my 25 paparazzi
00:07:49.940 with a few unsuspecting victims.
00:07:52.073 Go go go go go!
00:07:54.228 Oh my gosh.
00:07:55.061 Oh my God.
00:07:56.400 Why do you hate yourself so much?
00:07:57.620 Is your mom friendly?Why do you hate yourself?
00:07:58.800 This is a blood bath.
00:08:00.170 Do you regret droppingout in the fourth grade?
00:08:01.909 Are you gonna go back to the fourth grade?
00:08:03.518 SpongeBob! SpongeBob!
00:08:05.454 Hey! Are you going out with Sandy?
00:08:07.560 It's like a horror movie
00:08:08.393 but you know exactlywhat's about to happen.
00:08:10.172 Are you in a romanticrelationship with Sandy?
00:08:12.630 Why do you have a yellow body?
00:08:13.900 Wait, what's after this?
00:08:14.733 One hundred.
00:08:15.566 We're going fromtwenty five to a hundred?
00:08:17.063 Yeah.
00:08:17.896 You're blood thirsty savagesand you are ruthless.
00:08:20.110 I want to continue that kind of energy
00:08:21.740 and inspire the rest of the seventy five
00:08:23.530 people over there to do theexact same thing. Right?
00:08:26.170 (all cheering) Yeah!
00:08:27.280 Blood thirsty savages onthree. One, two, three -
00:08:29.928 (all together) Blood thirsty savages!
00:08:31.400 To the van!
00:08:33.116 (screaming and shouting)
00:08:35.799 Five, four, three, two, one, go.
00:08:37.010 Is it true this is your firsttime walking since December?
00:08:39.000 Finally, it was time tofinish what we started.
00:08:41.750 All right. This is now 100 paparazzi.
00:08:44.470 (cheering)
00:08:47.280 This is terrifying.
00:08:48.320 Guys!
00:08:49.153 Boa steakhouse according toGoogle is LA's best steakhouse.
00:08:51.720 And I have a vendetta against them.
00:08:53.330 They wouldn't let me inbecause I was wearing shorts!
00:08:56.690 (booing)
00:08:58.172 How could they?
00:08:59.005 So today, you guys aregonna be so ferocious
00:09:01.910 that they have nochoice, but to let me in.
00:09:04.144 (cheering)
00:09:06.040 With no reservations.
00:09:07.981 (cheering)
00:09:09.623 let's go!
00:09:10.831 Why are you still wearing that outfit?
00:09:12.289 Why are you still wearing that outfit?
00:09:13.747 Oh my God.
00:09:14.955 Oh my God.
00:09:15.788 Are you - (shouting)
00:09:16.871 Are you walking through -
00:09:17.829 I literally cannot hearany of the questions.
00:09:20.696 What is happening? Bro this is a mob!
00:09:23.285 This is a mob!
00:09:24.730 Why are your lips puffy?
00:09:25.915 I got injections.
00:09:26.984 You have injections, what?
00:09:27.826 Why are you asking me about this?
00:09:29.752 (shouting)
00:09:31.453 Please answer our questions.
00:09:32.721 Here we go. Here we go. Here we go.
00:09:34.555 (shouting)
00:09:35.490 Please answer the question.
00:09:36.877 Why are you going in there?
00:09:37.795 Hey, hey.
00:09:39.253 Sorry, thank you, thankyou, thank you, thank you.
00:09:41.836 Hey!
00:09:43.381 Crowd the windows.
00:09:44.214 Crowd the windows!
00:09:45.541 Are you okay?
00:09:46.374 Yeah, I'm good.
00:09:47.250 Oh my God. I'm so sorry about that.
00:09:49.400 No it's okay.
00:09:50.345 It's ridiculous.
00:09:51.178 Yeah. It's ridiculous.
00:09:52.449 I can see him!
00:09:53.282 He's walking back this way!
00:09:55.110 Oh my God!
00:09:56.022 Is that okay?
00:09:56.855 Yeah. This is great.
00:09:57.688 Thank you so much. I appreciate you.
00:09:58.780 Oh my gosh, bro.
00:09:59.613 They literally put me in the back.
00:10:01.200 There's nobody here.
00:10:02.300 Oh my gosh.
00:10:03.300 Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh.
00:10:04.670 It works.
00:10:05.503 It's just me. I'm in myown private courtyard.
00:10:07.310 And what I realized whilesitting in that private courtyard
00:10:09.680 is that even though my famehad gotten me inside the belly
00:10:12.690 of the beast, what's the use
00:10:14.280 if your friends aren't there with you?
00:10:16.000 Um, do you mind getting me a check?
00:10:18.090 And so I left that anti-shorts restaurant
00:10:20.320 with my chin up high,regrouped my paparazzi,
00:10:22.600 and headed for Nobu,
00:10:23.620 but this time, we are all getting in.
00:10:25.613 We're about to go inside of Nobu.
00:10:26.870 Only the likes of Beyonce
00:10:28.140 and Elon Musk can get inside of there.
00:10:29.270 But tonight, I'm Elon Musk.
00:10:30.692 (cheering)
00:10:31.525 And I'm Beyonce!
00:10:32.361 (booing)
00:10:33.980 Here we go. Here we go.Here we go. Here we go.
00:10:35.832 Where's the entrance?
00:10:36.665 Right here!
00:10:37.498 Is this us?
00:10:38.331 We just want to ask two questions.
00:10:39.664 We want to just ask two questions.
00:10:41.372 Sorry. Stop. Sorry.
00:10:43.580 (shouting)
00:10:44.538 Thank you. Thank you.Thank you. Thank you.
00:10:47.871 (shouting)
00:10:50.329 Holy (beep).
00:10:52.537 Oh my God dude.
00:10:54.823 I'm sorry. Sorry, sorry, I'm sorry.
00:10:57.281 Are you guys okay?
00:10:58.114 Yeah we're fine, we're fine.
00:10:59.902 That was crazy!
00:11:01.321 You guys can sit here,I'll figure this all out.
00:11:03.660 Okay, thank you so much.
00:11:05.324 It worked, it worked, itworked, it worked, it worked.
00:11:07.588 Literally Elon Musk eats here.
00:11:09.200 I did not think this-
00:11:10.129 Jesus.
00:11:10.962 And even though we were successful,
00:11:12.360 what I learned today wasthat it's lonely at the top.
00:11:14.450 So make sure you bringyour friends with you.
00:11:16.186 Did anyone think I was Beyonce in there?
00:11:17.460 No, no one said anything about that.
00:11:19.270 All right, well,let's get out here, huh?
00:11:21.040 Well, we fooled theentire city of Los Angeles
00:11:22.960 with fake paparazzi.
00:11:23.970 I'm giving away a brand new iPhone
00:11:25.430 to an Instagram followerevery single week.
00:11:27.560 Use the link of mydescription to go follow.
00:11:29.230 You'll see behind thescenes for videos like this.
00:11:31.140 And I would love togive you a free iPhone.
00:11:32.900 That's pretty much it
00:11:34.510 I'm leaving.
00:11:39.202 (outro music)

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# Would You Rather: IRL
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00:00:00.040 would you rather break the heart of an

00:00:01.120 innocent little kid my best day of my
00:00:02.919 life I graduated second grade or a
00:00:05.680 helpless old lady this has been the
00:00:07.319 worst day of my life I choose
00:00:10.480 both my friends however don't have the
00:00:12.639 same luxury this week I decided to play
00:00:14.240 would you rather except I secretly
00:00:15.759 filmed the entire thing do you guys want
00:00:17.240 to play would you rather I'm down yeah
00:00:18.640 sure and lucky for them everything they
00:00:19.840 decided in the game is about to happen
00:00:21.560 in real life would you rather go to a
00:00:23.439 drag race or get a haircut from a blind
00:00:27.240 person oh my gosh
00:00:32.279 starting right now right now let's get
00:00:35.160 out of the road probably right yeah it's
00:00:37.079 6:45 in the morning I told the boys we
00:00:39.200 were shooting today I told them it was
00:00:40.520 at 10:00 a.m. so they're sleeping right
00:00:42.239 now let's go wake them up last time I
00:00:43.840 tried to wake Mac up I got a little
00:00:45.160 violent wake up baby wake up
00:00:48.960 baby so this time I'm
00:00:56.600 prepared please don't hurt me I'm not
00:00:59.039 going to punch this time so we got to
00:01:00.320 get beans and Tyler out of this house
00:01:01.680 the most efficient way to do that I
00:01:02.719 think is I just set off all the fire
00:01:04.239 alarms in the
00:01:05.720 house oh my God noise I'm sorry demon
00:01:11.320 it's me your friend
00:01:12.840 Eric
00:01:16.560 ready nightmare nightmare nightmare
00:01:19.200 nightmare nightmare
00:01:20.840 nightmare
00:01:22.720 oh I saw you yesterday you're in the
00:01:25.040 same clothes I fell sleep on the couch
00:01:26.960 bro you guys have any idea what's
00:01:28.799 happening right now isn't the second
00:01:30.159 time I've done this so I'm assuming you
00:01:31.720 recorded us and we didn't know well okay
00:01:34.079 you stole the words right out of my
00:01:35.280 mouth does this scene look
00:01:38.799 familiar so we played a little game here
00:01:41.079 you guys remember that we played would
00:01:42.360 you rather we did so we're going to play
00:01:44.280 would you rather but we're going to play
00:01:45.600 the entire game back again in real life
00:01:47.880 this is going downhill really fast so
00:01:50.119 for example the first question would you
00:01:52.000 rather go to breakfast with the actual
00:01:53.560 livering raw meat or eat like a
00:01:56.280 professional eater I heard the liver
00:01:57.840 King eats a lot of raw ball I'm just
00:01:59.399 trying to eat some balls to be honest
00:02:00.719 with you I don't think it' be that bad I
00:02:02.039 would 100% rather eat as much as
00:02:03.960 possible as fast as I saying give me a
00:02:05.640 slab of liver I said I want to eat balls
00:02:09.399 don't make me do it alone you guys are
00:02:10.878 the ones who said in 4k I want to eat
00:02:13.680 balls you and I are going to Speedy
00:02:15.640 while Josh and I went off to stuff our
00:02:16.840 faces Mac Tyler and beans went to meet
00:02:18.920 the liver King who Chuck Spears and
00:02:20.720 literally only eats raw meat all right
00:02:23.280 point me in the direction of the closest
00:02:24.879 testicles jumbo jumbo come wow that is
00:02:28.440 meat good to me meet let's get some
00:02:30.920 names my name is Matt I'm Tyler beans
00:02:32.959 King you eat beans don't even say
00:02:35.480 anything you know they used to call me
00:02:36.519 the balls King okay why cuz I eat a lot
00:02:38.440 of balls my brother how's it going
00:02:41.080 what's your name pabl good to meet you
00:02:42.599 man this is my friend Josh those boys
00:02:44.440 are eating liver we're eating McDonald's
00:02:46.440 what we do today is going to change the
00:02:47.840 trajectory of your life no it might just
00:02:49.080 be the spear but I believe you it's
00:02:50.560 going to be the spear it's going to be
00:02:51.640 the body odor it's going to be getting
00:02:53.120 down in the testicle and having the
00:02:54.239 juice all over your face what's the game
00:02:56.519 plan right now I was going to think do 5
00:02:57.959 minutes as many gitt I can eat you share
00:03:00.080 any of those with us I'm not a big
00:03:02.599 sharer fine by me I'll just be chilling
00:03:05.000 here's a piece of liver grab any piece
00:03:06.599 you want you're like a fork or sure
00:03:07.799 she's my a
00:03:10.640 fork is a fork for let's put some liver
00:03:13.080 down the [ __ ] hatch because liver is
00:03:15.239 me
00:03:17.560 Che how you swallow it that fast
00:03:19.519 something's changed inside of me how do
00:03:21.000 you feel I feel like I'm forged into a
00:03:22.640 new man all right let going I'm actually
00:03:24.000 not going to eat that fast because I
00:03:25.080 have something really important to tell
00:03:26.080 you guys you guys have fun oh my gosh
00:03:29.000 over the past year and a half I have
00:03:30.360 been able to work on something very
00:03:31.799 exciting which is launching today this
00:03:34.360 is pizza fi Pizza is a sauce that turns
00:03:36.640 literally anything into Pizza I know
00:03:38.519 you're really busy maybe just give me a
00:03:39.920 thumbs up if you like it thumbs down if
00:03:41.360 you hate it you like you can put pizza
00:03:43.560 pie literally on anything and it will
00:03:45.200 taste like pizza that is a guarantee you
00:03:47.400 guys are still working a little bit yeah
00:03:48.519 it's so good and stuff I just pretended
00:03:50.120 it was Sushi good but don't hey what the
00:03:53.760 where are you going is he kidding me
00:03:56.079 there ain't no way that I'm put my money
00:03:57.760 on this guy he fell off a bowl last time
00:03:59.760 dislocated his shoulder like a weenie
00:04:01.519 I'm not
00:04:02.400 surprised we got a cake right here pizy
00:04:05.000 that I've never tried this
00:04:06.519 before not my favorite thing to Pizza FY
00:04:08.599 I'll be honest with you but it does
00:04:10.000 taste like pizza I honestly haven't
00:04:11.280 found the limits of what you can pizza
00:04:12.840 so I'm very interested to see what you
00:04:13.840 guys make with this how many you got
00:04:15.040 right there 10 how many you got this's
00:04:16.478 like my fourth you feeling good or no we
00:04:18.399 also have pizza dippable so you can put
00:04:20.440 these in your lunch box eat it at lunch
00:04:22.199 full fire bro and you do not have to
00:04:23.720 take it from me that this stuff is
00:04:24.800 delicious I actually had some of my
00:04:25.840 friends try it we got a special delivery
00:04:27.600 for Mike MAA special delivery for a
00:04:29.639 David do is that King is that you
00:04:32.920 [Music]
00:04:34.039 car Pizza it's literally pizza that's
00:04:37.000 actually impressive oh my God that is
00:04:38.440 pizza that's incredible that's
00:04:40.160 incredible oh my God bro you can eat
00:04:42.880 more come on those guys are eating liver
00:04:44.360 up there I can't do it I'd rather eat
00:04:45.840 the liver at this point what's your
00:04:47.320 favorite part the heart the whole heart
00:04:49.280 the whole heart huh into it like an
00:04:50.800 apple not like an apple like a heart
00:04:52.440 that's right I'm a lion all right you're
00:04:54.600 l oh my finally that's kind of good why
00:04:58.759 couldn't you do that with Li it actually
00:05:00.240 tastes
00:05:03.400 better
00:05:06.560 okay all right I'm going to let you in a
00:05:09.199 little secret hin ketchup mayonnaise
00:05:10.800 mustard all of that stuff that you guys
00:05:12.280 are eating is terrible for you so we've
00:05:13.880 been super conscious of the ingredients
00:05:15.360 inside of pizza to make sure that it is
00:05:17.000 actually healthy for you even the
00:05:18.319 ingredients are good you can even eat
00:05:19.479 this on a diet today Pizza is finally
00:05:21.319 available at pizza.com I'm actually
00:05:23.199 going to sign a bottle of this stuff put
00:05:24.800 it back in the circulation whoever gets
00:05:26.800 this bottle is going to get free pizza
00:05:28.840 for life could be you I feel like I
00:05:31.280 didn't emphasize it enough in the video
00:05:32.560 I am dead serious that I'm getting one
00:05:34.160 of you guys who orders pizza 5 free
00:05:35.639 pizza for life this is an infinite Pizza
00:05:37.919 card the pizza Hub gave me and I'm going
00:05:39.360 to give you guys one of you the exact
00:05:41.400 same privileges all you have to do is
00:05:42.919 order a bottle of pizza V if you get the
00:05:44.360 one that I've signed congratulations
00:05:45.919 you'll just have basically infinite food
00:05:47.360 for the rest of your life all right
00:05:48.319 timer's up how'd you do I had like four
00:05:49.919 or five I've never felt worse in my life
00:05:51.919 oh my gosh bro I'm so full are you ate
00:05:53.800 literally nothing how do you have stuff
00:05:55.120 on your face you didn't touch any of the
00:05:56.440 food how many did you eat like 13 14 oh
00:05:58.840 my God after saying my goodbyes to Pablo
00:06:00.759 I figured it' probably be a good idea to
00:06:02.160 check on the other boys to make sure
00:06:03.400 eating raw liver wasn't having any weird
00:06:05.400 side
00:06:08.880 effects you came in here as the bean
00:06:11.280 King give me a new name Primal King Look
00:06:14.280 at me now dad oh hey you want to have a
00:06:17.120 ball catch at least take a big bite of
00:06:20.360 it Primal Primal Primal Prim Prim you
00:06:25.960 dominate it or it dominates you little
00:06:27.759 ball beater yeah
00:06:31.240 somebody likes this picture on Instagram
00:06:32.560 liver King and I will give you a liver
00:06:33.880 maybe we'll give you a liver because
00:06:35.360 liver is King and if you're wondering
00:06:37.560 why all four of us adult men are so
00:06:39.199 bought into playing this game it's
00:06:40.520 because of a little thing called The
00:06:42.039 Glory belt this past year we've been
00:06:43.840 constantly participating in all sorts of
00:06:45.479 strange competitions to win this belt
00:06:47.280 and Reign Superior in our friend group
00:06:49.080 so if any of us opt out of a challenge
00:06:50.599 in this video we're disqualified from
00:06:52.199 winning the glory belt the next would
00:06:54.440 you rather is would you rather go to a
00:06:56.919 drag race or a drag race I don't get it
00:07:00.240 what's the difference like a drag car
00:07:01.759 race or a drag queen race I'm going to
00:07:04.199 the drag race I'd much rather go 500 M
00:07:07.280 hour I don't really know what the other
00:07:08.319 thing is yeah same get me in the car
00:07:09.800 whichever one that is dude I'm so bumped
00:07:13.039 thank
00:07:14.120 God I can't wait for this we are going
00:07:16.680 to be so hot you two are going to go to
00:07:18.560 the other car and they're going to take
00:07:19.800 you to a drag queen show and they're
00:07:21.440 going to put you guys up in Drag and we
00:07:22.960 are going to celebrate drag today we're
00:07:25.000 going to go actually race drag race cars
00:07:27.120 though let's go we just went from liver
00:07:29.599 to drag queen it takes courage to eat
00:07:31.759 balls but it takes balls to do drag so
00:07:35.240 what are we looking at right here so
00:07:36.560 what you're looking at is what's called
00:07:37.960 an NH super comp dragster in a/ quar
00:07:40.160 mile it goes 8 seconds at 185 mph oh my
00:07:43.720 God we may have chosen the wrong drag
00:07:46.080 race who wants to go first I'll go first
00:07:48.360 so while Tyler suited up for the most
00:07:49.759 insane ride of his life Mac and beans
00:07:51.680 were about to be suited up in drag at a
00:07:53.680 real drag bar and first wanted to get
00:07:55.560 some tips from some strangers in the
00:07:57.000 audience guys listen I just want to make
00:07:58.759 you proud and that's that's what I I
00:08:00.599 want to do tough crowd if you don't
00:08:03.360 shave the beard really don't see the
00:08:05.039 point also you need to talk no
00:08:07.759 that your
00:08:09.639 ass hey don't let them get in your head
00:08:11.879 all right no know you cannot go if you
00:08:13.680 want to I'm not scared oh seriously I'm
00:08:15.639 like not
00:08:17.319 either there's no chance he does not
00:08:20.080 wreck that car I'm nauseous right now do
00:08:28.240 br
00:08:42.399 that was just probably the coolest thing
00:08:43.880 I've ever done in my life Tyler dude
00:08:45.839 that was so freaking sick I thought I
00:08:47.839 was ready until I just watched that all
00:08:49.720 right time to meet the real drag queen
00:08:51.800 hello oh my goodness you are beautiful
00:08:55.200 thank you for being here baby you guys
00:08:56.320 ready to be made over today yes we need
00:08:58.120 help the crowd is not not for us out
00:09:00.079 there in fact they saw us and they
00:09:01.560 already hate us all I want to do today
00:09:03.200 is make you proud oh you're going to
00:09:04.560 make me proud trust me you're going to
00:09:05.760 be our
00:09:06.760 beard feel that oh I feel it do you feel
00:09:09.519 that I'm feeling it oh my goodness oh my
00:09:12.360 God I think I have the perfect wigs for
00:09:16.440 the dress me up boys Eric be careful I
00:09:20.440 will I will not I can still hear you
00:09:24.360 okay oh man bro I'm nervous oh my God
00:09:27.720 don't do anything D buddy go here we go
00:09:29.720 here we
00:09:36.240 go oh bro I got so scared that is so
00:09:39.880 scary halfway down the track I thought I
00:09:42.279 was about to die at least I beat Tyler
00:09:44.519 right you did go faster than me Josh I'm
00:09:47.200 so nervous yes
00:09:50.590 [Music]
00:09:53.279 yes I was I was bad no you look great I
00:09:56.839 love this you ready to do this thing
00:09:58.600 beans queen I am let's
00:10:02.080 [Music]
00:10:06.360 go
00:10:08.079 oh what oh
00:10:12.440 wow I'm not going to lie I went
00:10:14.519 relatively slow I think he's going to go
00:10:16.160 even slower really yeah he looks more
00:10:18.079 nervous than both of us let's go
00:10:21.760 Josh here we go here we
00:10:23.420 [Music]
00:10:28.040 go
00:10:30.920 way past
00:10:32.320 266 no what let's go bro you crushed Us
00:10:37.600 in speed man I can't even control my
00:10:40.000 dude that was beautiful let's go well
00:10:42.519 guys thanks for being an awesome
00:10:44.079 audience thanks everybody why aren't you
00:10:46.120 tucked why aren't I tucked you're vult
00:10:48.920 because this is about acceptance of all
00:10:50.519 body types
00:10:53.839 okay it's time to uh rejoin our brothers
00:10:56.880 oh man I can't wait to hear about their
00:10:58.279 story oh oh oh there they are how was it
00:11:01.279 is it awesome is this answer your
00:11:04.279 question how was your drag race it was
00:11:06.880 horrible no honestly I don't believe I
00:11:10.120 went into it wishing I was racing with
00:11:11.839 you guys and came out of it glad I did
00:11:13.800 it why are you saying that dead pan cuz
00:11:15.760 I'm lying I wanted to go on the race
00:11:18.360 car it wasn't that cool I shut up I know
00:11:21.519 it was cool anyway you guys know about
00:11:23.279 the next one no no do you guys remember
00:11:26.040 this one every time you touch water
00:11:28.079 would you rather become a mermaid or
00:11:29.760 instantly become completely naked I'd go
00:11:31.800 mermaid all day I'm doing the mermaid
00:11:33.519 man I would be a mermaid mermaid I would
00:11:35.880 rather skinny if I'm pretty comfortable
00:11:37.200 with my naked body me too I don't want
00:11:38.560 to lose my every time I touch the
00:11:40.760 water so there's a bar in the city where
00:11:43.639 basically there's mermaids swimming
00:11:45.279 around in a tank you guys are going to
00:11:47.160 be those
00:11:48.959 mermaids we're also going to be those
00:11:51.240 people in the tank we're just going to
00:11:52.320 be completely
00:11:53.680 naked all right here we go oh oh my
00:11:57.360 goodness hi hi nice to meet you nice to
00:12:00.440 meet you too today you're all going to
00:12:02.079 transform into mury friend some of us
00:12:03.680 are just going to be naked is that cool
00:12:06.920 sure I can't wait for this I'm going to
00:12:09.480 start an only fins not biased or
00:12:12.240 anything I think you all made the better
00:12:13.600 decision yeah I think so too we're all
00:12:15.199 going hands in all right let's go 1 2 3
00:12:17.880 go oh my God the least graceful mermaids
00:12:21.360 I've ever seen in my you think the
00:12:22.760 people will look at us the same way scar
00:12:26.680 to what are they doing I I don't know it
00:12:29.880 looks like they're all twerking right
00:12:31.360 now and synchrony oh we got a dead one
00:12:33.399 over there this guy might have died it's
00:12:35.160 not looking good all right is it time to
00:12:36.680 see these guys no no no no no no no I
00:12:40.199 don't know if I'm actually going to do
00:12:41.800 this one all right
00:12:44.320 everybody are you guys excited to see us
00:12:46.760 naked I am all right here we go 3 two
00:12:53.480 1 here we go oh wow oh jeez oh the
00:12:59.360 water's going like a foot be crowd may
00:13:01.199 not have been feeling us but Mac and I
00:13:03.040 didn't care we embraced our naked bodies
00:13:05.800 and just started going with the flow
00:13:07.120 nothing like two buds swimming
00:13:08.440 completely naked together right one
00:13:10.120 final send off let's all go together
00:13:11.880 come on in boys we may have scarred the
00:13:13.839 audience forever but we came out of that
00:13:15.560 fish tank United as brothers but there
00:13:17.320 was still a competition on the line all
00:13:19.760 right next one boo Ricky why would you
00:13:23.560 rather try to sing in front of a giant
00:13:25.079 crowd of people or completely expose
00:13:27.399 yourself naked to a room full of
00:13:29.240 strangers I'm definitely not getting
00:13:30.760 naked it's going to be the singing for
00:13:32.040 me yeah honestly singing sounds way
00:13:34.000 better I don't want to be naked bro
00:13:36.440 literally anything but singing
00:13:39.120 interesting not how I thought that was
00:13:41.240 going to
00:13:42.760 go honestly this is the best one yet I
00:13:45.199 mean this is a whole another level of
00:13:47.360 bonding come on in come on in come on in
00:13:50.680 uh what's about to happen hey how's it
00:13:53.199 going you're not ready G I give you some
00:13:55.160 detail on what you're talking of course
00:13:56.639 yeah I need you to be fully naked
00:13:59.720 you can please get ready you need to be
00:14:01.279 completely naked you totally don't have
00:14:02.839 to do this like you will lose the glory
00:14:04.560 belt come on J do it do it do it you
00:14:07.120 don't want
00:14:07.900 [Music]
00:14:12.040 it what really what what you found my
00:14:16.759 limit this man wants his model what what
00:14:18.279 are we going to do here maybe a one
00:14:19.560 final send off with the glory BT even
00:14:21.240 though Josh didn't want to get
00:14:22.199 completely naked and still lost his
00:14:23.880 chance at the glory belt he did for some
00:14:25.639 reason want a nude painting of himself
00:14:27.519 with the glory belt covered his family
00:14:29.399 jewels I am not going to ask what he's
00:14:31.320 going to do with this painting so while
00:14:32.680 Josh got painted by Picasso himself boys
00:14:34.920 and I had an additional W you rather to
00:14:36.600 get done oh while we're driving we're
00:14:38.160 actually going to go buy one of our
00:14:39.720 other would you rather is right now if
00:14:41.079 you guys wanted to knock one out do we
00:14:42.399 have to do it I mean yeah you already
00:14:43.839 decided you did would you rather get a
00:14:45.600 tattoo or a haircut from a blind person
00:14:47.959 I'm getting a haircut tattoos are
00:14:49.399 forever I think I'd rather do the
00:14:50.480 haircut H I would have to get a tattoo
00:14:52.480 10,000% going with the
00:14:54.399 haircut I'm not excited about this one
00:14:56.440 either if you don't want to do it you
00:14:58.279 also cannot do it but then what happens
00:15:00.440 if we don't I don't want to do it okay
00:15:03.519 what this guy is Pete Gustin who is
00:15:05.399 actually blind I was born with a
00:15:07.720 degenerative eyesight disorder despite
00:15:09.360 his inability to see he's been able to
00:15:10.759 become a successful YouTuber Surfer and
00:15:12.560 skateboarder but a barber this was going
00:15:14.440 to be his first attempt guys it's a free
00:15:17.320 haircut you look really down for this I
00:15:20.040 don't have to worry about that though
00:15:20.880 because I have a tattoo artist with a
00:15:22.639 blindfold on I don't know if I'm feeling
00:15:24.639 this one I might be with you guys blind
00:15:26.279 people have higher senses than we do
00:15:29.680 other than sight welcome home Mr Pete
00:15:32.160 Eric professional Surfer not so
00:15:34.000 Professional Barber no no this is a
00:15:36.720 beard trimmer and I have trimmed my
00:15:39.240 beard okay dude Tyler has actual fear in
00:15:42.880 his eyes I don't think I can do this I I
00:15:44.920 don't understand why you guys are
00:15:46.279 willing to give this up right now so
00:15:48.040 easily you ate testicles today you rode
00:15:50.600 in an F1 car and now you're just going
00:15:51.959 to give it up for a haircut let's get
00:15:53.399 this thing going nice I'm going to get
00:15:55.199 my tattoo I'm going to get my haircut
00:15:56.639 let's do this baby this is way sketchier
00:15:59.120 than I thought it was going to be let's
00:16:01.000 go yeah it is oh my gosh the tattoo I
00:16:04.639 decided to permanently engrav in my leg
00:16:06.199 is none other than a slice of pizza to
00:16:07.959 commemorate the launch of pizza fi
00:16:10.079 please for the love of God go to the
00:16:11.480 link in the description and grab a
00:16:12.880 bottle of pizza fi for yourself and
00:16:14.440 remember if you're lucky you have a
00:16:16.040 chance to win free pizza for life I
00:16:19.000 trust you in fact I've never trusted
00:16:20.920 anyone more oh wow let's go Rick come on
00:16:25.000 Ricky that uh is not going great that is
00:16:28.079 not going going great oh you're a little
00:16:29.880 y yep yep yep all right keep going keep
00:16:31.759 going keep going yeah all right you're
00:16:33.600 good you're good you're good you're good
00:16:34.519 you're good you're good oh you went a
00:16:35.560 little over that's okay there you go
00:16:37.040 that's
00:16:37.959 it yep all right you're done you did a
00:16:40.160 really good job all right what do you
00:16:43.319 think yeah I think it's cool oh yeah
00:16:45.079 that's pretty
00:16:48.040 cool oh that looks fire you guys look
00:16:50.880 great what I have here is an abstract
00:16:53.000 piece of cheese pizza 3 two
00:16:55.680 one you're actually don't look that bad
00:16:58.680 oh no he's hot now only one question
00:17:01.279 remains would Mac and Tyler put their
00:17:02.839 hair on the line for Glory or sacrifice
00:17:05.000 their egos and drop out of the
00:17:06.160 competition he you're not going to do it
00:17:07.559 I don't think I'm going to do it bro I'm
00:17:08.799 s come on bro Mac you dressed up in drag
00:17:12.520 with me and we danced and we got heckled
00:17:14.799 and we were strong powerful women now
00:17:16.640 you're just going to back out because
00:17:17.880 you don't want to cut your
00:17:19.359 hair yes for the first time in AR
00:17:22.640 history two of the boys dropped out at
00:17:24.400 the same time leaving the glory belt up
00:17:26.319 for grabs between I your Fearless Mafia
00:17:28.760 leader and beans all right boys last
00:17:32.120 stuff of the day is the concert me and
00:17:34.360 not going to be the only people cheering
00:17:35.440 you on I'm so glad I backed out of that
00:17:37.000 bro you're not going to be the only
00:17:38.720 people cheering us on there's actually
00:17:39.760 going to be like 3,000 people in the
00:17:43.160 crowd and I thought what better song to
00:17:45.360 sing after something like that than Rick
00:17:49.000 Ashley there's no strangers to love oh
00:17:53.520 God you know the rules and so do I
00:17:58.919 all right we're here boys boys welcome
00:18:02.280 to emo
00:18:04.240 night my God I'm actually very nervous
00:18:07.200 right now hey dude if they start booing
00:18:08.760 at you just start cussing them out what
00:18:11.080 we got some friends here tonight they
00:18:13.039 asked us to help sever EV they're each
00:18:15.640 going to sing the same song and then you
00:18:19.240 guys are going to vote who does it
00:18:20.799 better all right well beans and I got
00:18:22.960 ready to give the performance of a
00:18:24.400 lifetime Josh prepared to get the
00:18:26.000 painting of a lifetime paint me like one
00:18:27.960 of your C what's up
00:18:31.840 people going to give you up that we
00:18:34.880 going to let you
00:18:47.580 [Music]
00:18:49.120 down you wouldn't get this many other gu
00:18:54.440 I just want to tell you
00:18:57.320 how got to make you understand Never
00:19:01.520 Going To Give You Up never going to let
00:19:04.240 you down going
00:19:08.159 to it had all come down to this moment
00:19:10.799 just as Josh got his Picasso level
00:19:12.480 paintings done beans and I awaited
00:19:13.919 judgment after giving the show of a
00:19:15.520 lifetime all right now it's time for you
00:19:17.600 guys to vote who did it better if you
00:19:19.640 vote for ax stre three 1
00:19:27.240 2
00:19:35.320 be oh God oh God get him no no no no he
00:19:42.600 just won he just won should we get
00:19:44.080 somebody bring up the glory BT for you
00:19:45.940 [Music]
00:19:56.480 absolutely my

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00:00:01.160 Some things in this world are reserve

00:00:02.260 for the filthy rich.
00:00:03.093 Massive mansions, cars, fine dining.
00:00:05.479 For example, this is Saddle Ranch,
00:00:06.770 it's an exclusive restaurant
00:00:07.920 where the top internetcelebrities come to mingle.
00:00:10.230 That probably has like, Idon't know, Addison Rae in it.
00:00:12.560 I however, have never beenable to get a reservation here.
00:00:15.247 (phone ringing)Can't guarantee their number.
00:00:16.490 Saddle Ranch, dine in or carry out?
00:00:18.050 Hey, how's it going?
00:00:18.883 Do you guys have anyreservation open for tonight?
00:00:21.910 Not tonight.
00:00:22.743 What about tomorrow?
00:00:23.720 Yeah, tomorrow's booked as well.
00:00:25.080 I'm so sorry.
00:00:25.913 [Guy With Blonde Hair]Talk about your subscribers.
00:00:27.050 I actually am a mafia leader
00:00:29.040 and I have one million plus subscribers,
00:00:31.391 (phone hangs up)(Eric laughing)
00:00:33.080 So I wondered if I hiredbodyguards and a fake paparazzi,
00:00:36.260 will they finally letme into Saddle Ranch.
00:00:38.460 And with that amount of power,
00:00:40.060 what else would I be capable of?
00:00:42.780 Now you guys know ifwe're gonna do something,
00:00:44.370 we're gonna do it big.
00:00:47.181 (Eric chuckles)
00:00:48.014 So how many bodyguards do I actually need?
00:00:49.460 Let's find out, KimKardashian has one bodyguard.
00:00:52.290 Dude, this is the same guy over and over.
00:00:54.830 He looks like he's from WWE SmackDown.
00:00:57.280 Mark Zuckerberg has been seenrunning with three bodyguards.
00:01:00.850 Dude, they all look so happy.
00:01:02.370 Money does buy happiness I guess,
00:01:04.099 but it does not buy youa good running form.
00:01:06.090 Yeah, why does he look like this?
00:01:07.430 Why does he have sweat
00:01:08.410 just coming out of thecenter of his chest?
00:01:10.200 He's a robot.
00:01:11.033 That's where the Iron Man thing goes.
00:01:12.080 Yeah, that's wherehis Iron Man thing goes.
00:01:13.360 President of the United States himself,
00:01:15.040 looks like he has about seven bodyguards.
00:01:16.860 Realistically speaking,
00:01:18.180 I think that we probably need,
00:01:19.700 Seven or something.
00:01:20.590 Fifty, yeah.
00:01:22.302 That's like illegal.
00:01:23.399 That's like a organized mob,(Eric laughing)
00:01:25.930 How are you gonna payfor fifty bodyguards?
00:01:28.220 Let's not jump to conclusions.
00:01:29.760 Just, I'll get a quote andwe'll see what happens.
00:01:32.530 So I asked Hayden to get aquote for fifty bodyguards.
00:01:35.203 Hayden, do we have any quotes back yet?
00:01:38.330 We got forty seven.
00:01:40.657 Are you serious?
00:01:42.140 Forty seven thousand dollars.
00:01:44.130 Oh, (laughing)
00:01:45.570 are we gonna negotiator or?
00:01:47.900 I'll try to get 'em down.
00:01:48.955 Eric, we cannot spend thatmuch money. (Eric laughing)
00:01:51.163 We are going to go into debt
00:01:52.578 if we spend that muchmoney. (Eric laughing)
00:01:54.277 We have to be able toget this down a little bit.
00:01:55.867 Shout out to Current,the future of banking.
00:01:57.210 Thanks for sponsoring.
00:01:58.210 You need to get it down to half.
00:01:59.642 Just gimme the card.- Get it down to half.
00:02:00.776 Just gimme the card man.
00:02:01.609 I'm trusting you.
00:02:02.920 That was a terribleidea. (Eric laughing)
00:02:05.460 Alright, so we're meetingour first security guard
00:02:07.440 in one hour.
00:02:08.380 One problem, look at me.
00:02:09.652 [Guy With BlondeHair] You're disgusting.
00:02:10.485 I don't look famous.
00:02:11.373 We're gonna stop byAmerican Vintage real quick.
00:02:13.130 So you could go with like a flashy look
00:02:14.900 or you could go with like the low key,
00:02:16.270 like Justin Bieber look.
00:02:17.410 Alright, what are we doing with those?
00:02:18.750 Firefighters.
00:02:19.980 Let's go and put those back.
00:02:20.980 What the f bro.
00:02:22.680 Am I bold enough towear crop top all day?
00:02:24.860 Are you rich enough,
00:02:25.730 is the real question.
00:02:26.670 Yow, you actually lookkind of fresh in that bro.
00:02:28.330 You're gonna be very hot in that,
00:02:29.550 in the California heat.
00:02:30.390 You mean like good looking hot.
00:02:31.860 I feel like I'm Macklemore
00:02:32.740 from the Thrift Shop video,
00:02:33.610 Right Now dude.
00:02:34.443 Mack-el-more?
00:02:37.254 [All] Yow.- It's not bad, bro.
00:02:39.774 That is not bad.
00:02:40.607 Are you,- I mean,
00:02:42.220 Do you like my outfit?- No.
00:02:43.680 As Airrack, you spend onehour buying all this stuff.
00:02:46.800 I have no control over the situation.
00:02:48.420 You see how manybeautiful girls are waiting
00:02:53.200 Alright, so your total'sgonna be $453 with inclusive.
00:02:56.439 [All] Oh.
00:02:58.642 (swipe machine beeps)- Thank you.
00:02:59.987 Bye girls.
00:03:01.368 I think they like me.
00:03:02.607 Fideas in literallyany social situation.
00:03:04.720 It makes me just wanna leave immediately.
00:03:09.695 People are staring at us.
00:03:10.989 You just look goofy.- What?
00:03:12.491 Taking those sunglasses off,
00:03:14.153 walking down this street.
00:03:14.986 We look awesome.
00:03:15.880 What's up boss?
00:03:16.713 Alright guys, we're gonnastart small on this thing
00:03:18.140 with just one bodyguard.
00:03:19.350 I'm Eric.- Hasani.
00:03:20.900 Hasani, good to meet you man.
00:03:22.181 You are a bodyguard?
00:03:23.637 For you, yeah.
00:03:26.490 I can knock you out in three seconds.
00:03:29.745 Hi.- Hey.
00:03:30.997 What are you guys doing?
00:03:31.830 We're famous.
00:03:32.803 Oh for real, that's so sad.
00:03:34.299 Have fun.
00:03:35.132 Oh, I'm having fun.
00:03:35.965 I'm extremely famous.
00:03:37.528 Okay, what's your name?
00:03:39.020 It's Elton John.
00:03:40.600 Do you want a picture with me, huh, no?
00:03:43.590 One bodyguard,
00:03:44.423 not doing the trick.
00:03:45.480 Yep, so what do you know?
00:03:46.800 Two bodyguards.
00:03:47.933 So we have two securityguards right now.
00:03:49.060 We're gonna go all theway up to fifty today.
00:03:50.720 I'm interested to see howpeople react with just two.
00:03:56.028 We look so bad.
00:03:57.800 Listen guys, if you wantpeople to stare at you,
00:03:59.290 hire two bodyguards,cause it freaking worked.
00:04:01.550 This girl trying to alignherself with the mafia.
00:04:03.940 We look so stupid dude.
00:04:05.200 I had become too powerful,
00:04:06.550 and I did some things I'm not proud of.
00:04:07.800 I'm gonna be honest.
00:04:08.633 [Bodyguard One] Excuse me ma'am, aye.
00:04:09.890 We're gonna have toremove you from the swing.
00:04:11.870 My client is a very important person,
00:04:14.010 and he wants this swing.
00:04:15.841 Are you serious?
00:04:16.673 Yes, you're gonna have tobe removed from this swing,
00:04:18.890 I apologize.
00:04:20.055 Thank you.
00:04:20.889 What's the (suspense music).
00:04:22.003 [Fideas] Bye girls.
00:04:22.886 Best day of my life.
00:04:23.872 [Guy With Blonde Hair] This is so fun.
00:04:25.266 Whoohoo.
00:04:26.310 Hey guys, we're just filming a video,
00:04:28.320 I'm so sorry.
00:04:29.700 This guy's actually really, really nice.
00:04:31.842 [Stranger One] Oh, okay.
00:04:32.740 [Fideas] Don't be afraid.
00:04:33.630 He's very weak.
00:04:34.740 [Eric] Okay, have agood one guys (chuckles)
00:04:36.290 I am sorry for this awkward experience.
00:04:38.400 [Bodyguard One] Hey I apologize.
00:04:40.475 I'ma need you believe the bars for me.
00:04:42.530 [Stranger Two] Okay,yeah, yeah, yeah, sorry.
00:04:46.249 [Guy With Blonde Hair]I'ma have the biggest butt
00:04:47.160 in Hollywood after this.
00:04:49.240 [Eric] Hey, I'm gonna takethis bike for havies okay.
00:04:51.220 [Stranger Three] Nah man.
00:04:52.550 [Eric] Okay, you didn't fall for it.
00:04:54.010 [Hasani] Sup fellas see,
00:04:55.500 we're gonna need you to move.
00:04:57.386 You see my clients hereare very important people
00:04:59.960 and,- No.
00:05:01.430 No way dude.
00:05:02.320 [Fideas] Can I lay on your back?
00:05:04.770 [Eric] Boys, I'm gonna need you guys
00:05:05.700 to scoochie you your toochie, okay?
00:05:08.473 [Guy With Blonde Hair] Watch out boys!
00:05:10.550 That went pretty okay.
00:05:11.850 People listened to us.
00:05:12.900 The look in their eyes was judgment.
00:05:15.120 I want a deep sense of fear in their eyes.
00:05:16.910 You want strike fear into their hearts?
00:05:18.530 Yeah, Fideas, what's up buddy.
00:05:20.150 You sleeping?
00:05:21.230 So at the next stop, we'regonna have five security guards.
00:05:23.950 What's after five?- Ten.
00:05:25.434 And then after ten?- fifty.
00:05:27.410 Oh my God.
00:05:28.500 So this next stop is called The Grove.
00:05:29.890 It's a big mall in Los Angeles.
00:05:31.140 Yeah, I think we try touse the security guards
00:05:32.850 to tell other people what to do as well.
00:05:35.070 Guys, I can tell you from experience,
00:05:36.400 two bodyguards is great,
00:05:37.610 but you know what's betterthan two bodyguards?
00:05:38.950 Five bodyguards, five is better than two.
00:05:43.040 [Hasani] Stop looking sir.
00:05:44.704 [Eric] This is a lot already.
00:05:45.537 And it was working, I hadall kinds of new fans.
00:05:47.100 I think they thought I wasDwayne, the rock Johnson,
00:05:48.850 because of how handsome and muscular I am,
00:05:51.200 just a theory, anyway.
00:05:54.098 [Hasani] Aye, aye, aye, aye!
00:05:55.266 I'ma need you to stop takinga picture of my client.
00:05:57.168 [Stranger Four] We'rein a public area and,
00:05:58.001 [Guy With Blonde Hair] If this goes out,
00:05:59.120 my wife is gonna findout I'm cheating on her,
00:06:00.960 and it's not gonna be good.
00:06:01.890 [Eric] And then this dudewent and snitched on us.
00:06:03.157 [Stranger Five] Can I talkto like your detail leader?
00:06:05.208 [Hasani] What's up man?
00:06:06.902 I don't know what's happening right now.
00:06:07.735 We're going security to security.
00:06:08.750 Head-to-heads.
00:06:09.583 The police are now getting involved.
00:06:10.980 I don't want to get deported please.
00:06:14.234 Is somebody here like a celebrity or?
00:06:16.520 [Hasani] Yeah, they are all celebrities.
00:06:18.385 [Stranger Two] Can weall pull out our phones
00:06:19.540 and record him?
00:06:20.373 Sure.- See, now I feel threatened.
00:06:22.210 Maybe we can do a little phone cast.
00:06:23.570 then we walk separate ways.
00:06:25.110 Alright, we good now?- I think so.
00:06:26.470 Alright.- Alright.
00:06:27.303 Everyone have a good day.
00:06:28.460 Mother's day, right?
00:06:29.390 My mom's just a clout chaser.
00:06:30.640 She pretends to be my mom,
00:06:31.610 but she really just wants my clout.
00:06:34.540 Alright, so they want us out here ASAP.
00:06:36.380 They do not like us here,
00:06:37.720 you guys already know yourboy's not gonna stop there.
00:06:39.530 Ten bodyguards,
00:06:40.510 bro, this is so much money.
00:06:41.650 Thank you Current.
00:06:42.600 Alright, so we are now at aplace called Runyon canyon.
00:06:45.280 This is like the classic place in LA.
00:06:46.610 It's where tourists go to tryto find celebrities on hikes.
00:06:48.640 So we're here now with tenbodyguards to see how this goes.
00:06:51.457 (suspense music)(group chatter)
00:06:59.539 Ten people is like a whole other ballgame.
00:07:02.651 If we have fifty, thisis just gonna be ridiculous
00:07:05.280 Alright, alright.
00:07:06.523 [Hasani] To the right.
00:07:08.343 (group chattering)- Move to the right.
00:07:12.257 Best day of my life.
00:07:13.470 [Bodyguard Three] Keep your eyes on 'em.
00:07:14.541 [Eric] Who are you talking about?
00:07:16.110 How do you guys feel right now?
00:07:17.300 I feel like if reallyimportant, but I'm not.
00:07:19.491 (group chatter)(Eric laughing)
00:07:22.110 [Eric] Dude, this is so uncomfortable.
00:07:24.470 This is so funny.
00:07:25.303 We have so many security guards.
00:07:26.690 The whale is dry.
00:07:27.640 What does that mean?
00:07:28.680 They're taking it so seriously. (laughing)
00:07:31.600 They're being so aggressive
00:07:33.793 [Hasani] There is an infant!
00:07:34.821 This ones really dangerous.
00:07:35.840 Watch out!
00:07:37.230 [Eric] Alright.
00:07:38.772 Dude, that was the funniest thing
00:07:39.920 I've ever done in my life.
00:07:40.800 Or like the 10X army.
00:07:42.630 Let's go.
00:07:44.841 (group cheering)
00:07:47.330 That is Hollywood Boulevard.
00:07:48.800 Apparently we have anotherforty bodyguards waiting on us.
00:07:52.820 Listen guys, this is the original crew.
00:07:54.800 I love the energy that we have here.
00:07:55.897 And we need to inspire the bigger group,
00:07:58.173 to have the same level ofenergy that we have right now.
00:08:00.903 You know what I mean.
00:08:01.736 Team on three baby.
00:08:02.690 One, two, three, team.
00:08:03.990 [All] Turns out guys.
00:08:04.823 Since we got Hayden to cutour price down in a half,
00:08:07.200 we got the world's weirdestgroup of bodyguards.
00:08:10.900 I swear it was so strange,but it was fifty people.
00:08:13.760 We even hired big paparazzi.
00:08:15.486 [Bodyguard Five] Keep moving.
00:08:16.676 [Bodyguard Six] Please, please, please,
00:08:18.539 keep the distance please.(group chatter)
00:08:22.040 So much screaming.
00:08:23.524 What is happening.
00:08:25.068 [Bodyguard Six] Keepthe distance please.
00:08:26.779 Basically, what we havehere is an organized mob
00:08:29.260 at this point,
00:08:30.140 they're stopping a literal car.
00:08:32.445 (group chatter)
00:08:39.309 [Bodyguard Seven] Sir,right this way, alright?
00:08:42.033 This is very dangerous.
00:08:44.140 [Hasani] Turn around.
00:08:44.974 (Eric laughing)
00:08:46.268 You can't tell people to do that.
00:08:47.850 Oh my gosh, they're pushingeverybody to the side.
00:08:51.258 [Bodyguard Nine] Stop taking pictures.
00:08:54.872 The whale is wet.
00:08:56.196 We gonna get across
00:08:57.317 but we gonna stop track, y'all with me.
00:08:59.950 [Bodyguard Nine] Let's go.
00:09:01.460 [Hasani] Two, one.
00:09:03.457 [Eric] When you have an organized mob,
00:09:04.400 there is no traffic.
00:09:05.603 [Hasani] No stopping at the lights!
00:09:06.668 No stopping at the lights.
00:09:08.037 [Bodyguard Seven] Sir no walkie talkies.
00:09:09.810 [Eric] You guys wanna grab a picture?
00:09:11.272 Yeah.- Okay, let's do it.
00:09:12.105 Hollywood Boulevard becamea meet up for a celebrity
00:09:14.580 that didn't even exist.
00:09:16.050 It was me, but it waslike fake celebrity guy.
00:09:18.760 You know, anyway,
00:09:20.020 I wanted to know where allthese people recognized me from.
00:09:22.985 (bright music)
00:09:23.818 Do you like his movies?- Yeah.
00:09:25.636 [Stranger Six] He looks familiar.
00:09:26.469 [Guy With Blonde Hair]He was in that new movie.
00:09:27.398 [Stranger Seven] Who is this?
00:09:28.231 [Guy With Blonde Hair] He'sfrom the Spider Man movie.
00:09:29.141 Oh, okay.
00:09:29.974 [Guy With Blonde Hair]Yeah, it was like Titanic.
00:09:30.900 [Stranger Eight] Thoughthe was in that one movie,
00:09:31.820 the Transformers.
00:09:33.010 That's who it is?
00:09:34.060 [Eric] Spider Man two and three.
00:09:35.130 Remember now?- Yes.
00:09:36.204 (bright music)
00:09:41.645 [Hasani] Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:09:44.238 [Eric] No, this is crazy.
00:09:45.071 This is crazy.
00:09:48.570 Alright, so we're now at Saddle Ranch.
00:09:50.150 Saddle ranch, Saddle Ranch, Saddle Ranch.
00:09:52.030 You guys are gonna wish
00:09:52.870 that you hadn't turneddown all those reservations
00:09:54.620 all those times.
00:09:55.453 It's a real shame that we have to do this.
00:09:58.510 Hey, how's it going?
00:09:59.343 Can I make a reservation?
00:10:00.884 [Saddle Waitress] Sorry, we don't have
00:10:01.717 anything open tonight.
00:10:02.560 Okay, hey boys, boys?
00:10:06.810 Yeah, yeah, I know, it's just my security.
00:10:08.257 What?
00:10:09.174 [Hasani] Please, pleasekeep your distance,
00:10:13.627 please, please, thank you, thank you.
00:10:17.766 [Saddle Manager] Sir,you cannot do this.
00:10:19.220 [Eric] Yeah, they're my bodyguards.
00:10:20.053 They're just keeping me safe.
00:10:21.020 [Saddle Manager] Not this many sir,
00:10:22.360 sir I'm afraid I can't sityou with you gentlemen.
00:10:24.761 [Hasani] Oh no, no, no no.
00:10:25.594 We not eating.
00:10:26.932 We not eating.
00:10:27.765 We just stand around the table.
00:10:28.598 [Saddle Manager] I can sityou with seven and that's it.
00:10:30.287 And you're gonna have to sit in the back.
00:10:31.310 [Eric] Yeah, boys.
00:10:32.143 I think we'll take the table in the back.
00:10:33.140 And even though I couldonly bring seven guards,
00:10:34.870 and people were going crazy.
00:10:35.980 I told them well I waseither from Shrek Three,
00:10:37.880 or the Titanic and theysomehow believed me.
00:10:40.740 But sitting there withseven security guards
00:10:42.760 standing around me eating was that,
00:10:44.720 it is true what they say.
00:10:45.840 It's lonely at the top,
00:10:47.210 being king of the hill,
00:10:48.700 and so great
00:10:51.930 Well, we got in the Saddle Ranch,
00:10:53.610 but I gotta tell you something.
00:10:54.500 It's lonely at the top.
00:10:55.550 Shout out to Garrett Harper, 24
00:10:56.770 for following on Instagram,
00:10:57.603 and following back oneperson every single week.
00:10:59.610 That's pretty much it,
00:11:02.080 I'm leaving.
00:11:03.404 (upbeat music)

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00:00:00.080 I've invited 25 strangers into my house but what they don't know is for the next
2 days they'll be competing in a ruthless series of challenges for a
00:00:06.799 prize that could change their life forever there's also an even bigger prize for a
few of you but more on that later and this is me sitting in my evil
00:00:14.200 air I'm scared in here I'll be controlling the entire game with this little doad here
can you guys hear
00:00:21.439 me okay you can take your blindfolds off right now what do you think of my
mustache I shaved it to look extra evil
00:00:27.320 and fancy okay so these people strangers to each other but they're not
strangers to you or me all of these people are
00:00:33.200 friends from previous Air Act videos so if you watch the videos you probably
know who a few of these people are and we're about to start challenge number
00:00:38.360 one right now okay guys you ready if you guys notice to your right there's a set
of chairs there are 25 red
00:00:45.680 golf balls hidden throughout the house downstairs the first 15 people to make it
back to those chairs move on the
00:00:51.879 other 10 are eliminated immediately starting right now oh my
00:00:57.640 God bro there everything
00:01:05.040 apart two M there's one of the pool in the back I'm excited to see if anybody
jumps for that one oh my God there's one
00:01:12.280 more seat left there's one more seat left oh my gosh for those of you who did
not find a seat you're limited I'm
00:01:18.759 terribly sorry about that Vince flew all the way in from Ohio to be in 5 Seconds
of the video Vince what happened they
00:01:24.640 were actually hitting very well I didn't see a single golf ball I didn't see a single I
thought I was being pranked Mama I'm not going to lie you were my
00:01:30.400 favorite I was really hoping you make it all the way you know me too me too
but there could be an opportunity for them to get voted back in to the 15 of you
00:01:36.880 that made it congratulations the person who wins this competition will win
$10,000 along with a wish from yours
00:01:44.360 truly a wish DN that means they could vote for I don't know private jet
00:01:49.840 vacation anywhere in the world to be my friend but it doesn't stop there
because
00:01:55.000 they'll also be giving away $50,000 to a few of you guys if you guys had a wish
for me what would you wish
00:02:00.320 for I wish you would shave you don't like the mustache the mustache is gone
boo mustache boo guys the next challenge
00:02:07.200 we're going to be doing is going to be none other than talent show talent show
you guys have 10 minutes to go work on
00:02:12.319 your talents and then you're going to be performing in front of everyone on that
stage right there in front of you timer starts right now Matt is there a guitar
00:02:17.440 in this house she found one Skyler found a guitar somewhere in the house and
looks like she's working with Jack to write a song do a song with like a like
00:02:24.760 crazy energy I was actually going to make it a diss track about you really
should I no no no please don't listen
00:02:29.879 inode is based off of Big Brother where it would literally take 3 months to get to
the end my goal is to replace an entire season in just 24 hours and we're
00:02:36.800 going to look good doing it with this mustache right here you think my
mustache is cool right you just have to say that you're
00:02:42.680 fine when you're not really fine can you salsa no yes you're going to learn
going back boom boom da da Sam and Jared are
00:02:49.319 practicing dancing together Arthur is sitting by himself
00:02:55.000 talking to himself oh he was want to speak plain and to the purpose we got
losers freaking picking around the corner Vince go back to your room little
00:03:02.519 boy 5 4 3 2 1 time's up you have to get
00:03:07.640 on the couch there's no way that was 10 minutes guys you know what we
could do because Skyler is obviously got the best talent we could just vote her off she's
00:03:13.680 the most threatening let's go with beans why does beans look so concerned
beans where'd
00:03:20.239 you get that shirt that's not yours oh my God beans looks like he has no plan
he's just
00:03:25.599 squatting what is this what is this movement what are they clapping for I don't
even
00:03:31.439 know macaroni so smooth so silky half the audience is confused and half the
audience is impressed I think all right
00:03:37.920 all right all right all right all wow so Avery is actually a professional
00:03:44.840 dancer it went from elegant to just the most degenerate dance move possible
00:03:50.720 wa oh we got Skyler up next brother
00:03:56.360 you this is like a music festival amazing my confidence is gone they
00:04:04.079 actually was dropped when I was younger I dislocated my left and my right
00:04:18.160 arm that was still better than mac and Tyler's I'm discontented where life s
00:04:23.800 Chase is unknown he actually has a beautiful Voice's about to cry oh my God
00:04:29.880 oh April Andor teamed up for a talent I see ma looking at me who's that girl is
00:04:35.120 that his sister her name's Avery God I think people are just confused with this
one look at Preston's face We Are Family
00:04:45.080 Eric Eric he's our man if he can't do it no one can love your beard the
mustache
00:04:52.759 is weird oh my gosh great talents everyone
00:04:59.120 one team or one person will be eliminated this round we're going to move you
into a room or you get to vote anonymously the only way is for us to
00:05:05.120 combine our votes against someone else a people oh we got Frankie first he's
00:05:12.600 going straight for it flirtiness can't get you everywhere Iman yo oh here comes
00:05:18.039 Iman oh Iman
00:05:24.039 Iman sorry buddy I voted for Ean I'm sorry everyone is after iman's neck man
00:05:31.400 iman's just sitting there smiling doesn't even know what's happening behind his
back I think we've uh pretty much gotten everyone to vote for this
00:05:36.960 person at this point my answer like hopefully everyone else is Iman oh my God
that's why everyone's voting for
00:05:42.479 Iman I did a pinky swear with mac and Tyler to take Eman out made a deal
with
00:05:47.600 the devil to do somebody else but I only wanted to take one not two what does
that mean this man's
00:05:54.000 speaking in Crips oh here comes April oh I voted for Skyler because in the
00:06:01.800 last video I was in with her she also Sayang April and Skylar fought for Jack's
love in a previous video Skyler
00:06:07.280 won and now April is using this as an opportunity to get back at her all right
henchman can you guys bring the vote box up to me I've got a box right here that
00:06:14.080 has the results of the voting that just happened before I reveal anything do you
guys want to take anything back about my
00:06:19.440 mustache no I actually don't even need to open this box because the loser was
a
00:06:24.880 unanimous vote no no way the loser of the talent show was April and
00:06:33.680 Iman okay we tried we tried detention in the room is so crazy they know that
everyone in that room voted for them bye
00:06:40.400 guys love you all wow that was crazy I'm not going to
00:06:45.840 lie I didn't plan for two people to get out right here so you have the opportunity
to vote one person back that got out on the first round come to me
00:06:52.120 with an answer in 60 seconds we should vote back oia we like Josh Josh I'll
vote Megan back in you guys have 30
00:06:57.879 seconds left to decide this is for over here Olia Josh over here okay time's up
Josh has been voted back in it
00:07:05.120 looks like Josh was a contestant in the dating video got eliminated first round
but he
00:07:11.520 was a crowd favorite and now he's back in the game you see these podiums in
front of you yeah you have five minutes
00:07:17.599 to choose two team captains I say Preston and hope Preston and hope
Preston and hope does that make you a
00:07:23.919 Target I'm going to be P they did that pretty easily first role of a team captain
would be to choose your team you
00:07:29.360 guys just start picking you each get seven people I need Mac first wa I was not
expecting that Tyler split him up
00:07:37.479 split the boys up Sam yes sorry guys I'm sorry they are
00:07:44.000 just brutally splitting up couples let's go only Arthur and Skyler
00:07:49.960 left this is heartbreaking Arthur welcome to the team's Skyler was the last
person Pig
00:07:58.120 all right everybody make your way to the backyard we're going to be playing a
good old game of dodgeball the rules are
00:08:04.039 simple if you get hit you lose if you catch a ball the person who threw it is out
we don't think about anything except
00:08:09.240 for winning feel highly unconfident all right you're a meat Shield 1 2 3ed 3 2 1
00:08:15.639 red reverse psychology all right here we go 3 2 1
00:08:22.080 [Music] go back is immediately out yo D is in a
00:08:28.560 split come on Sam oh my God take one take one blue
00:08:34.640 team is getting slaughtered right now pressing press pressing cat something
guys
00:08:43.320 oh that was like a 30 second game wow Preston can you hear me what's up
buddy
00:08:48.680 you and your team can step up to the side of the pool here Preston because
you lost you have to make the hard
00:08:54.120 decision now who you're going to eliminate and you also have to say why uh
00:08:59.720 all right I am going to eliminate Avery oh no I chose this
00:09:06.920 because if Mac wins Avery can still benefit with splitting the money a it's
00:09:12.279 so wholesome so it feels like our best case scenario I'm so sorry it's okay is
she crying it's okay guys try to div
00:09:21.440 us us and just like that there were 13 left gosh this is crazier than I thought
00:09:26.640 it was going to be Mac has to say goodbye to his girlfriend Let's uh avenge
Avery press the next one out of here okay all right contestants do you
00:09:33.600 guys all know my favorite food is pizza right yes pretty unique
00:09:39.399 right okay I've got a slice of pizza over on that uh pole over there that slice of
pizza over there is very
00:09:45.000 important because the first person to get to that pizza pizza will get this
immunity card oh not so fast henchman
00:09:51.200 can you bring my boys in real quick oh oh oh
00:09:57.839 oh my each of you is going to have an independent chance to get that slice of
00:10:04.399 pizza this is terrifying want to go ahead me I don't like this you're going to go
for I know we have to all right
00:10:10.040 you have 5 Seconds to get the piece of pizza am I going first starting right
00:10:19.040 now what what what
00:10:30.240 no he just embarrassed those boys I'm going to be honest with you guys that
was absolutely not supposed to happen if
00:10:36.880 somebody else wants to go and can get to the other side you get the power to
eliminate somebody else in the group
00:10:42.880 nobody do it nobody do it just know if you do it you're the new enemy to
everybody I like the way you talk all
00:10:48.839 right I'm not thinking about this too hard guys Preston eliminated my girlfriend
a it's over oh my god let's go back all
00:10:57.959 right here we go 5 4 4 3 2 1
00:11:03.250 [Applause] go they're just throwing him around like a ball while this is
happening I also wanted to let you guys know that you are
00:11:09.440 invited to eat pizza with me at the world's largest pizza party which I'm throwing
at the end of the year when we hit 10 million
00:11:21.839 subscribers oh my God I'm literally renting out a stadium to throw this pizza
party for you guys if you guys
00:11:27.120 want to attend it's free this is legitimately one subscribe equals one slice of
pizza at the world's largest pizza party this could be me and
00:11:46.760 you oh my
00:11:54.480 God oh my God oh
00:12:03.920 okay everybody can have a seat except for Mac Mac fair and square you have
earned the opportunity to eliminate one of these guys on the couch here without
00:12:10.240 further Ado let's hear who you're going to eliminate and why ladies and
gentlemen I stood against 1,000 lb of
00:12:16.720 ground human beef for one reason and one reason only here we go and that is
00:12:22.320 because Preston eliminated my girlfriend oh that was brutal I would like to play
my immunity idol for Preston
00:12:37.160 oh well I mean I don't know what to tell you Mac looks like you impress him
might have some talking to do so now we're
00:12:42.360 going to set up our next thing you guys can hang out and chill enjoy and after
letting these guys soak in their drama
00:12:47.760 for a few hours up next we play a game of red versus blue trivia are you guys
00:12:53.519 ready I'm going to have you guys guess at what my current subscriber count is
what closest way
00:12:59.450 [Music] the current subscriber count is 7,142
00:13:06.560 n85 that is a lot I love each of you and I hope that one of them gets it
00:13:12.279 wrong the real number is 7 million
00:13:17.440 142,00 red team ended up losing which means they'll have to eliminate one of
their own the question is who are they
00:13:22.600 going to pick do you guys think J just kind to like tell the rest of the
00:13:29.760 team without I'm noticing I feel bad because you can tell red team is like
genuinely upset it's crazy how real this
00:13:37.800 tension is downstairs for Jared yeah for like he would beat us in challenge us
later on right let's go talk for one sec
00:13:44.760 we're just going to go for Jared I just don't really think there's any other
00:13:49.880 option oh my gosh this work it's exciting don't hate the player hate the game oh
00:13:55.800 no a I think he might be a threat later on so let's take care of that now I went
00:14:03.480 with my alliance the real thing I wonder is who the f is Jared going
00:14:08.800 to I'm sorry Jimmy Jimmy I didn't mean to but this episode just pulls the evil
00:14:16.440 out of people red team how you feeling I'm not convinced I do have a
00:14:21.759 red box right here with a whole bunch of votes in it and I'm going to be honest
again I don't even have to open it because it was a unanimous vote the
00:14:27.959 person to be eliminated
00:14:33.320 is Jared you can feel it's just so
00:14:42.600 uncomfortable I'm not really sad that I got voted off but I'm I'm a little sad
00:14:48.040 that it was unanimous that feels kind of targeted that was great is what it is but
still stings a
00:14:57.040 little and if you're still here congratul rations I have some good news for
everyone here for the next 2 hours you
00:15:03.720 guys get a little party that we've thrown for you
00:15:08.759 guys what they don't know is that at the end of the night there's going to be a
double elimination meaning not one but
00:15:14.399 two people will have to leave and then I let our contestants enjoy party mode
for approximately 5 minutes while they were
00:15:20.079 at the pool gossiping I had one of my henchmen activate the next challenge
guys guys hey look at the sign which
00:15:26.000 almost immediately caught everyone's attention especially Jack I'm not going
to push it what if it's like push it and
00:15:31.600 you get to eliminate somebody what if you push it and you just and you get
eliminated I don't no I don't know I think if you push someone you have to
00:15:37.639 eliminate something worth it to do that it literally says please please please
00:15:43.079 don't press this button okay does anyone else want to press this thing or am I
the only guy I feel like it's not going to be
00:15:50.800 good oh Jack on it oh D just pressed it I asked you
00:15:58.399 specific not to press the button I was going to press the button Tyler got fomo
and tried to press it before me and then
00:16:04.759 Jack saw Tyler and said f that Jack unfortunately you uh do have to stay and
00:16:12.440 eliminate somebody else around you right
00:16:21.079 now everyone else in that room's life is in Jeopardy right now oh okay I'm
going
00:16:28.079 to choose between Tyler Preston oh my gosh oh my gosh you guys want a
00:16:35.079 stand Jack's taking control of this competition I love both of you guys and
00:16:40.639 I don't know who I feel sorry for more so just going to get on your knees and
beg to me oh my god oh my god wow PR we
00:16:49.600 can just both not do it get on your knes go let's go this is crazy come on beg
My
00:16:55.519 Savior Jack please give me money I want like the $10,000 would go so far uh
so if you
00:17:04.160 chose me it wouldn't just be benefiting me it would be benefitting my family and
I eliminate myself that would mean I
00:17:10.760 want you to have the money I have no good reason the thing I have no good
reason dude do you hear this guy
00:17:17.000 Preston you're eliminated oh my gosh Prest Preston
00:17:24.839 Preston hear me out Jack I'm going to win this stre I'm going to try to win holy
00:17:31.160 Jack you know I'm I'm I'm more Bumm than I thought I'd be the begging
00:17:40.039 thing didn't love that great day though happy to be here what are you to
00:17:46.440 know I'm calling it right now Jack is going to get stabbed in the back for that
that was a show of No Mercy right
00:17:53.760 there going to press that button man yeah press that button with the B guy huh
my trust is not effective I know I
00:17:59.640 feel like youi and hope are good dude hey we have to all be on the same page
like hits the fan we got to pick another person we'll go Arthur Le elited first
00:18:06.000 and then we'll go Jimmy and I think the biggest thing is that we need to make
sure we're always with other people and
00:18:12.000 make sure they're not talking about us than you Jack and Sam the most
secure but yeah no
00:18:18.360 Mac we're being seen right now so we probably wrap it up but we have our
order now huh okay the part is coming to
00:18:24.280 an end I'm about to reveal the final plot TST all right guys can you hear me
yeah
00:18:31.000 beans if you ever touch that again you're going to be in big trouble from this
moment on you are not allowed to
00:18:36.520 talk I need you guys to go across the house over to where you see a Podium
and get in a perfectly straight line if you
00:18:43.080 talk you will be eliminated before we send you off to bed we will be doing a
double elimination at this time I need
00:18:50.120 you to each vote somebody off your own team I feel like a dictator running this
00:18:57.120 thing oh my gosh
00:19:09.320 o my trusted you is not affecting I know we good dude I knew it they going to
eat Jack
00:19:15.679 alive oh he voted for Arthur and he's right behind
00:19:22.000 him oh wait wait wait is Hope a tiebreaker right now Hope's about to break the
tie
00:19:30.720 [Applause] oh guys no one else understands what's
00:19:39.159 happening right now except you and me well well well I'm going to be honest
00:19:44.799 with you guys I feel dirty touching these submissions right now they're just
covered in blood first vote is for
00:19:52.430 [Music] Josh Tyler guys who's who's handwriting that
00:19:58.919 was me Tyler
00:20:04.039 Tyler Tyler can tell this one is beans because
00:20:09.760 of the way it was spelled thinky problem sometimes in life
00:20:15.000 you have to do hard things Tyler's teammates you guys voted this man off the
show why did you do
00:20:20.600 that to be honest Sam your girlfriend came to us and told us she wants money
for herself are you serious
00:20:32.360 wow wow Sam is this true this is so
00:20:38.130 [Applause] wrong me back
00:20:47.400 be red team I'm going to be honest with you guys these ones are especially
blood
00:20:53.039 soaked we are not selfless people there's a reason our shirts are red we had a
borderline tie between two two
00:20:58.799 people but one person got one more vote than the other for Arthur I knew it for
00:21:04.360 Jack for Arthur for Jack I'm going to throw up I'm going to
00:21:10.559 throw up the next [Music] vote is for Arthur spelled it wrong to
00:21:20.039 wait which means that Arthur is out we're going to take the night and resume
00:21:25.480 in the morning one of you four vot is for me and I want no I can show you I can
show you the Arthur I saw Arthur WR
00:21:32.279 Jack is going crazy right now oh Jack is pissed going into the night
00:21:37.840 henchman can we bring Tyler in real quick I feel like this video is showing such
a different side to Jack this is
00:21:43.799 not the jack that we saw in the dating video no Mac is trying to console Jack
but the truth is Mac literally voted
00:21:50.720 Jack out 10 minutes ago it is just like backstabbing everywhere good night
every
00:21:58.679 a brutal first day we were down to only nine remaining contestants I thought it
was only fair they got some rest because the next morning would be as hard as
00:22:04.799 finding a needle in a hay stack literally exactly that
00:22:10.039 hard over there to your right you guys might notice there's a giant hay pile you
guys see that wo baby inside that
00:22:16.360 hay pile I've hidden eight needles you joking one of the needles was given to
00:22:22.120 us by sofa it's actually a debit card which counts as a needle and you find that
one you also get $1,000
00:22:28.880 the first eight people in line move on to the next round the last person gets
eliminated 3 2 1
00:22:36.630 [Music] go we went head first wow they're going
00:22:42.200 for it is hard what is beans doing he's looking inside the grill oh I got I got
00:22:49.039 something I got the card yeah she want ,000 let's go wow Sam just won
$1,000
00:22:57.200 which is a good time to remind you that you guys are actually going to win
$50,000 that's a lot of money that is a lot of money maybe what I'm telling them
00:23:03.440 about so how you download it and we'll see how long it takes y let's do it as a
full-time YouTuber having a One-Stop
00:23:08.840 shop where I can do everything with my finances is super important to me it
saves time and just overall makes life easier done that was literally 45
00:23:17.240 seconds are we getting played are they actually in here you know what I'm just
going to wait for one of y'all to find it and steal it from you oh Frank you
00:23:24.919 got one yeah Skyler she into the pile and found a needle how did she do that I
00:23:30.960 have no idea I'm like all my friends you have to do this to earn their $10,000
you can get paid up to 2 days in advance
00:23:36.919 wow hope got one hope got one we need to use the power of friendship I'm
shocked
00:23:42.480 that beans has made it this far in the competition because you can tell doesn't
care about anything craziest thing is just by having your money in a Sofi
00:23:48.120 account you earn 1.5 apy or 50 times the national average you are going to be
so financially stable facts so not only is
00:23:55.000 Sofi making this entire video possible but when I pitched them this idea they
wanted to do something really big for you guys Sofi and I are teaming up to
00:24:01.840 give five of you $110,000 entering is so easy all you have to do is use the link
in my
00:24:07.400 description or the QR code on screen Mafia if you've never clicked a link this is
the link to click that's it 50
00:24:12.440 banss going out to you guys congratulations oh no no here we go they're
fighting over each other I think
00:24:17.679 they found something oh my gosh oh my gosh dude Jack and Jimmy are after
each
00:24:22.760 other there's something over there Jimmy safe it's just Mac and Jack
00:24:32.080 left you can tell Jack wanted it the most so mad he's like not even walking over
there right now that is so sad oh
00:24:39.880 man Jack bye Jack see you guys good luck we're getting to the point now if
00:24:46.840 you lose it's like brutal I gave that everything I had this entire game I was
00:24:52.600 the ring leader I never for a second I stood in the back I pressed the button I
took risks I did everything and I wanted
00:24:57.679 to win this game more than anyone else here for sure and I just lost a
challenge it is what it is you have to
00:25:04.039 give that man credit man he was playing a strong game he was how are you
guys feeling after that elimination Eric it's
00:25:10.080 starting to hurt a little bit when people get eliminated well for this next one I
hope you guys have made some alliances because we're about to cut the
00:25:16.279 competition in half that's brutal didn't see that coming we're doing a Team
Challenge and
00:25:21.880 you have 60 seconds to pick a partner it's going to be like a freaking squid
games thing where one of us has to go in your teams you have to make a decision
00:25:27.880 and the next 60 seconds one of you has to go home what the heck we gave
you a second
00:25:34.120 chance for a reason you have to use that second chance I live 20 minutes
away I can walk home cuz I can't have you walk
00:25:39.320 out of my life you guys have 30 seconds left oh my God it can be me it can be
me
00:25:45.320 what are we going to do if anyone ever had a chance it was you 5 4 3 2 1 okay
00:25:53.080 it's done Sam and Skyler who do you choose Skyler's going to stay Sam's out
she's out she's taking her $1,000 in
00:25:59.600 running Mac and hope I think if anyone's got a shot it's her I'm going to let her
go for it wow Mac you can make your way
00:26:06.080 upstairs we're going to play rock paper scissor love that go for it Rock Paper
Scissors
00:26:12.480 Shoot Jimmy s lastly Sam and Josh Second Chances only come once in a
lifetime
00:26:19.440 Josh is going to stay here and win this game thank you for everything big bro
stop calling me big bro this is Big
00:26:26.279 Brother spin-off I'm not actually your big brother well well well oh he's got the
00:26:31.880 mustache come sit on Pea's left you have fun so much fun Skyler hope Jimmy
and
00:26:37.720 Josh congratulations for this next challenge you guys are going to be playing a
little game of hide-and seek what Frick
00:26:46.240 however the last person to be found gets to eliminate one other person out
there right now there's GoPros in front of you
00:26:51.600 grab one of those and I'm going to start counting to 100 starting right now 1 2 3
00:26:57.000 4 okay okay I think I saw the spot last night okay I'm getting in 11 12
00:27:04.120 13 what is happening 33 34 35 36 37 38
00:27:10.159 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 99 100 I'm going
00:27:18.480 well well well I'm breaking the third wall I have not been down here yet it's
00:27:24.279 like I've been watching a movie and now I'm in the set it's really weird no
humans oh my God how does he not see him
00:27:31.120 Jimmy do not move where' everybody go you guys were having a lot of fun
down here a minute ago I feel like there could be some people in this giant pile
00:27:37.120 of hay over here there's got to be a human in here somewhere there's
definitely a human being right there is that Josh
00:27:45.320 no that was a horrible hiding spot I can't lie oh who dares hide in the movie
00:27:51.000 room oh he's opening the cabinets there is a human being in here oh my God
00:27:56.679 there's got to be a human still can't see him he missed him he missed him
again oh my God bro how am I missing
00:28:03.760 this person there's something going on I don't know you checked the couch yet
wait no thought that was
00:28:14.120 oh how did you all right Skyler come out where are you what good to see you
for the first
00:28:20.720 time good to see you all right Skyler step forward you're supposed to be happy
I'm happy that I'm getting farther in
00:28:27.080 the competition for sure sure but the fact that I'm having to eliminate somebody
so tragic cuz I love everybody
00:28:32.760 here so you can turn around and eliminate somebody right now in that case
just going to choose
00:28:38.000 hope yeah Jimmy purely off the fact I think you're an amazing competitor it
00:28:43.200 makes the most sense to vote you off I'm so sorry oh Jimmy darts has made it
this close to
00:28:50.000 winning once again guys are incredible hi Jimmy thank you bye Jim bye it was
a
00:28:56.960 wonderful competition I didn't even really want to win the money I just thought
it'd be fun to win I'm glad I was eliminated so my friend Josh could
00:29:04.320 win and I really hope he wins CL it up for gim guys good guy J he's a good guy
okay boys this is the final bit this
00:29:11.880 decides everything you lost you lost you lost it hurt somebody else is about to
00:29:17.240 take home the money get the wish and their dreams are all going to come true
so for the last competition we've put a square in the middle of the living room
00:29:23.919 here the rules are simple the last person in the Box wins so she made a death
arena in the living room it's for $10,000 will literally commit homicide
00:29:30.840 they'll be nice right no who do we think is going to win Josh Morris he's a big
boy I'm a man of physics think that guy
00:29:36.480 could throw him out like bowling pin I sacrificed myself for Josh and it can't be
in vain he has to win so you guys
00:29:42.320 think that he should push two girls out of the box I just think you will yeah gotta
00:29:47.480 oh hopefully scared look at our hands oh Josh knows he I to commit a
00:29:53.440 sin hey guys hey the last 2 days of your life have been committed to this
moment
00:29:58.559 right now are you nervous yes you've been through quite the journey W how's
it been it's been a really good run it's
00:30:04.919 been an honor shout out to my boy beans let's go beans Mac this one's for you
bring it home for me me guys remember
00:30:11.240 Josh when I voted you back in remember when you voted me out I'm going to
need you to step into
00:30:16.559 the square the last person in the Box wins good
00:30:22.320 luck yo what is she doing what is happening oh my gosh are you all oh my
00:30:31.600 gosh out are you serious what do you mean I'm not leaving babe you have to
00:30:36.640 leave you are definitely out dang I'm so sorry all right keep
00:30:50.519 going oh God Josh you won you won you
00:30:56.279 won woo so heavy I did give you your entire $10,000 in pennies so you've got
00:31:01.679 a just a briefcase full of pennies there luck with that you guys thank you so
much and you do get a wish what's your
00:31:07.320 wish is like a one time thing or it could be over a period of time you could wish
for anything free pizza for the
00:31:13.039 next 3 years that's probably significantly more than $10,000 I'm thinking about
doing this video again with all YouTubers if you
00:31:19.000 want to see that get this video at half a million likes that's pretty much it I'm
leaving [Music]
00:31:28.840 oh [Music]

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# How I Actually Lost $500,000 From MrBeast
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00:00:00.080 this is me 99.7 percent of the way to

00:00:02.560 winning 500 000 and this is me stuck in
00:00:05.359 a lamborghini where i might just lose
00:00:06.960 all of it here's how i got here three
00:00:08.400 months ago i got a call from the biggest
00:00:09.840 youtuber on the platform inviting me to
00:00:11.519 come compete in one of his videos you
00:00:13.120 think you're gonna win i mean i'm
00:00:14.320 walking away with the money so it is
00:00:15.759 what it is
00:00:17.039 okay now most people may never have the
00:00:18.960 opportunity to compete in a mysterious
00:00:20.880 challenge so i talked to mr beast and
00:00:22.560 agreed to do the challenge on the
00:00:23.920 condition that i could record everything
00:00:25.920 myself and show the inside of a mystery
00:00:27.920 beast video for the first time ever and
00:00:30.320 he said yes which brings us to mr
00:00:31.840 beast's warehouse where i had no idea
00:00:33.760 what was about to happen crazy dude
00:00:35.600 that's real money half a million dollars
00:00:37.440 is the hope that this goes on for three
00:00:39.280 days four days i kind of want a long
00:00:41.920 challenge i hope it goes on for at least
00:00:43.280 a week or two
00:00:44.399 good luck oh no this is a different
00:00:47.280 level of youtube out here dude this name
00:00:49.120 right here boys and girls that's gonna
00:00:50.640 be the last name on this board i mean do
00:00:52.480 you think you're gonna beat me i'm
00:00:53.680 definitely winning against you question
00:00:54.960 is can i win against all that we have
00:00:56.239 about 10 minutes until this thing starts
00:00:57.840 i feel wildly unprepared didn't really
00:00:59.920 think about what would be required of me
00:01:01.199 until right now and almost immediately
00:01:02.960 the contestants started flooding into
00:01:04.640 the circle all right the circle is
00:01:05.840 starting this is the final moment oh man
00:01:08.240 the outside world i'll miss you we're
00:01:09.920 gonna get started in three two one
00:01:13.040 oh it's over i can't leave the circle
00:01:15.280 until i'm the last man here look at all
00:01:17.759 of these people out here dude oh
00:01:20.080 my god how long we stand in the circle
00:01:21.920 for um i guess as long as i need to if i
00:01:24.000 don't cry or anything okay do we make
00:01:25.840 you nervous jimmy
00:01:28.240 i put 100 people in this circle i don't
00:01:30.880 care how long this takes whichever one
00:01:32.720 of you leaves last wins half a million
00:01:34.799 dollars
00:01:35.610 [Applause]
00:01:38.960 starting now
00:01:40.960 i'm just going to go around and try to
00:01:41.920 get at least 10 people out in the first
00:01:43.680 five minutes how are you going to do
00:01:44.720 that the art of convincing how's it
00:01:46.399 going ian b dude proud to be here happy
00:01:48.799 to be here you wouldn't want to leave
00:01:49.840 would you i gave you like 100 bucks who
00:01:51.759 knows like i just met you you look like
00:01:53.280 a trustworthy guy i mean i lie all the
00:01:54.880 time no i'm still staying sorry zero
00:01:56.399 shot no i can't i'm warm here how long
00:01:58.399 you gonna stay here for january i don't
00:02:00.240 even care about the money i just wanna
00:02:01.600 win
00:02:03.119 carl interviewing our guy that's gonna
00:02:04.719 be out first how's it going carl if you
00:02:06.560 keep betting against me i swear i lost
00:02:09.360 faith the second i saw everybody else
00:02:11.599 what
00:02:12.640 why are you saying this remember when i
00:02:14.400 said earlier that i wanted to stay in
00:02:15.599 here for the long run and beat you this
00:02:17.040 challenge like five minutes ago yeah i
00:02:19.280 no longer want to do that at
00:02:20.840 all what look at these people
00:02:24.319 i'm just kidding i'm sure they're great
00:02:25.920 i don't want to be friends with any of
00:02:27.120 them oh my god imagine being here for
00:02:29.520 two weeks you're gonna have to stay here
00:02:31.040 as long as i stay here yeah in the same
00:02:32.800 state not the circle you're gonna be the
00:02:34.879 first one up yeah hey everybody gather
00:02:37.760 up why is he doing this i've been here
00:02:39.680 for two hours i've met some of you guys
00:02:41.599 this is miserable i don't want to do
00:02:42.720 anything
00:02:46.640 don't do this
00:02:48.480 stop
00:02:51.440 between me and you are you sad he left
00:02:53.040 yeah dude are you actually gonna win no
00:02:54.720 choice i spent all my money on my last
00:02:56.480 video i have no choice but to take your
00:02:58.080 money now and make more videos even
00:02:59.599 though you were the first one to leave
00:03:00.720 the circle i still have a prize for you
00:03:02.480 what
00:03:10.480 this is making me so mad someone come
00:03:13.360 with me
00:03:23.360 all right i think it's probably around
00:03:25.680 11. so far four people have left mac
00:03:28.400 haven't seen the guy in hours i got my
00:03:30.159 sleeping bag here this right here what i
00:03:32.480 have on my body is all i have inside
00:03:34.400 this circle tonight
00:03:35.840 what a day it's been i'm going to sleep
00:03:37.920 that's pretty much it i'll see you in
00:03:39.280 the morning
00:03:43.280 well it is officially day two in the
00:03:45.040 circle five people have left 95 still
00:03:47.760 here it's interesting because people are
00:03:49.599 splitting up into clicks and the clicks
00:03:51.360 are getting stronger it's like high
00:03:52.720 school all over again i formed my own
00:03:54.319 group of eight people which we planned
00:03:55.680 to take to the final eight and naturally
00:03:57.200 we called this group the hateful eight
00:03:59.280 why aren't you sleeping in the money
00:04:00.480 with these guys it's so dirty dude
00:04:02.640 look at this guy judging people just
00:04:04.480 have fun oh my god jimmy give it to me
00:04:06.879 straight do you think this guy has a
00:04:08.080 shot i'd say there's probably a one
00:04:09.200 percent chance he wins you're doing that
00:04:10.640 to fire me up yeah it should be like 50
00:04:12.720 chance 50 chance so you're just gonna
00:04:14.560 stop filming videos and just sit in here
00:04:16.160 for a month
00:04:17.358 congratulations
00:04:18.880 93 of you that survived the first night
00:04:23.360 and now it's time to introduce the twist
00:04:25.440 at the end of each day we're gonna
00:04:26.880 shrink the circle a little bit oh no
00:04:29.440 they are literally packing us in here
00:04:31.280 like sardines but in a month how much
00:04:33.199 smaller is this circle gonna be i don't
00:04:35.199 know the answer that and i'm terrified
00:04:36.800 to find out
00:04:38.240 it's the start of the third day which
00:04:39.919 means we need to shrink the circle again
00:04:47.199 i mean that's where i slept last night
00:04:50.000 okay
00:04:51.680 yeah okay and it turned out that as the
00:04:53.680 circle shrank so did our social circles
00:04:56.000 we're about to strategize so you might
00:04:57.199 want to turn it off
00:04:58.479 nobody's going to see this
00:05:00.479 eight yep we got the og now it's somehow
00:05:02.720 11 or 12. what's going on over here we
00:05:04.320 got to cut the twins they were sleeping
00:05:05.919 where they should have been sleeping
00:05:07.600 yesterday everyone here wants more money
00:05:09.600 we have to start out they're going to
00:05:10.720 get this all eric's
00:05:12.240 it's not my
00:05:13.680 sh
00:05:14.720 where where where where where
00:05:32.720 then i don't care about this eight it's
00:05:34.240 on me oh my god when we get to a we all
00:05:36.800 turn against each other i guess as time
00:05:38.479 went on jimmy introduced soccer to
00:05:40.320 distract and eliminate us and it was
00:05:42.000 actually working pretty well bro
00:05:44.080 oh my god dangerous game these boys keep
00:05:47.600 pulling these maneuvers right here bro
00:05:49.680 what are we this is
00:05:51.600 what
00:05:52.800 unfortunately what brandon failed to
00:05:54.320 realize was that if you keep touching
00:05:55.759 the fire you'll eventually get burned
00:06:00.160 i might have an issue here guys one of
00:06:01.759 the hateful eight may have just touched
00:06:03.280 the line after extensively reviewing the
00:06:05.600 footage frame by frame i have a vertical
00:06:08.400 bar yeah yeah yeah let's see what a
00:06:10.319 wreck says yeah
00:06:13.039 no no
00:06:15.360 you can definitely tell you stepped on
00:06:17.360 it right
00:06:18.840 there cannot believe that brandon is
00:06:21.360 gone 72 people left third of all people
00:06:24.319 who've gone out of the circles because
00:06:25.360 of soccer and they keep playing
00:06:30.560 but it's not time for is sleeping back
00:06:32.960 yeah
00:06:34.880 no sleeping bags is real to us
00:06:39.039 more people they're gone
00:06:41.360 that was four at once that's our only
00:06:43.440 form of dopamine rush anymore other
00:06:45.440 people leaving we should go ahead and
00:06:46.800 get our spots in the money over here i
00:06:48.319 think it's my mattress this is a one
00:06:50.080 dollar bill all right here we go yep yep
00:06:52.720 yep
00:06:53.660 [Music]
00:06:55.919 they didn't give our sleeping bags to us
00:06:57.680 until like 6 a.m or something i have no
00:07:00.160 sense of time or reality so many people
00:07:02.639 oh my gosh we're down to 57 people right
00:07:06.000 now look at this
00:07:08.720 what happened people were just getting
00:07:10.560 cold and tired a guy with a
00:07:15.280 from hat apart you saw that happen no
00:07:18.000 yeah he was talking crazy
00:07:19.759 morning sunshine we're in there for
00:07:21.039 another day
00:07:22.880 how did you sleep last night didn't
00:07:24.479 sleep great jimmy i'm gonna be honest
00:07:25.759 with you interesting you took away our
00:07:27.120 sleeping bags well we gave it to you
00:07:28.479 towards the end right right i just had
00:07:30.080 to give you a glimpse of the future
00:07:31.440 attention i wanted to give you guys
00:07:33.919 music to listen to
00:07:36.450 [Applause]
00:07:40.479 carl's decided to turn on an alarm for
00:07:42.400 an undecided amount of time we didn't
00:07:44.080 know it yet but this alarm was one of
00:07:45.759 jimmy's secret weapons he used to get
00:07:47.680 people out another of these weapons was
00:07:49.199 freezing temperatures with no sleeping
00:07:51.280 bags so now they take away the plastic
00:07:53.440 from the water bottles because people
00:07:55.120 have been using them as blankets to
00:07:56.800 sleep with
00:08:00.160 buddies growing up beard
00:08:03.840 the alarm is a nightmare you would have
00:08:05.840 been here last night you wouldn't think
00:08:07.520 so
00:08:08.960 jimmy you like the baby crying
00:08:11.039 somebody did not kick that baby
00:08:13.360 oh this is kind of scary yeah this is a
00:08:16.080 prison simulation people are actually
00:08:17.840 losing their mind diesel you look a
00:08:19.199 little tired it's because i don't know
00:08:20.479 what day it is
00:08:22.960 i'm not still in this competition
00:08:25.039 because i want the money i like to push
00:08:26.960 the boundaries i like to challenge
00:08:28.000 myself and i like to show you guys
00:08:29.599 what's actually possible this is a great
00:08:31.199 opportunity to do that so if i'm able to
00:08:32.958 win the money give it to you guys prove
00:08:34.479 how far you can push yourself i mean
00:08:35.839 it's a freaking three birds with one
00:08:36.958 stone huge win it's a huge one for the
00:08:38.640 chance over the next few days both the
00:08:40.000 temptations to leave and the challenges
00:08:42.080 to stay increased the next challenge is
00:08:44.640 you all have to stand for 48 hours
00:08:46.640 straight they started by dividing the
00:08:47.920 circle into four and when we were once
00:08:49.920 eating steak pizza and bees burgers we
00:08:52.800 were now eating oatmeal and protein
00:08:54.640 shakes
00:08:55.760 jimmy was dangling tens of thousands of
00:08:57.519 dollars a wheel of fortune even an
00:08:59.519 actual tesla over our heads to try to
00:09:01.839 thin the herd and even though i wasn't
00:09:03.920 budging lots of others were
00:09:06.110 [Applause]
00:09:14.800 yo can i get in your vlog if i spin it
00:09:16.560 again i'll do one better and i will put
00:09:18.240 you in the description and tell people
00:09:19.440 to go subscribe oh hey did you got
00:09:21.279 yourself okay let's do it dave is doing
00:09:23.200 this all for our video david
00:09:27.920 how does he keep doing it hey well thank
00:09:29.760 you man appreciate it at first these
00:09:31.519 games were fun and light-hearted but by
00:09:33.519 day eight we were genuinely getting sick
00:09:35.519 of it and things took a serious turn we
00:09:37.360 all are eating this oatmeal because this
00:09:39.040 is just out of reach it was just out of
00:09:41.200 reach until nolan got distracted
00:09:44.080 come on come on come on come on come on
00:09:45.440 yes yes yes don't look down
00:09:48.000 yes
00:09:54.080 guys
00:09:55.730 [Music]
00:10:00.000 too bad it was just mulch
00:10:05.600 and just like that the lucky charms had
00:10:07.760 started a circle revolution
00:10:12.000 we throw them in our porter giant until
00:10:13.440 we get lucky charms
00:10:15.120 [ __ ] charms lucky charms
00:10:18.880 we want lucky charms for every quadrant
00:10:21.040 of the circle or he's staying in the
00:10:22.320 portal
00:10:23.200 appreciation shut up i dropped my phone
00:10:25.920 can somebody hand it to this phone right
00:10:27.680 here drop the whole software down here
00:10:30.000 looks like it's 403 guys and after being
00:10:32.480 cut off from the world for over a week
00:10:34.480 we finally knew what time it was 403
00:10:37.600 403
00:10:39.200 403.
00:10:41.360 what's up i need help you want me to get
00:10:43.440 the lucky charms no
00:10:52.480 so the lucky charms revolution ended in
00:10:54.640 our favor but in our defense none of
00:10:56.399 this ever had to happen we wouldn't have
00:10:58.000 wanted those lucky charms so bad if we
00:11:00.000 hadn't been eating oatmeal for two weeks
00:11:02.000 straight and in that moment for just a
00:11:03.680 second everyone in the circle was happy
00:11:06.079 together even if our hateful eight had
00:11:08.000 turned into the one two three trifling
00:11:10.079 three and even though our revolution was
00:11:11.680 successful jimmy's team would get
00:11:13.360 revenge the following morning
00:11:15.760 i'm gonna make it harder
00:11:18.160 oh wow
00:11:20.240 for the rest of the day you could also
00:11:21.760 no longer sit down oh my gosh this
00:11:24.800 challenge was so hard that within
00:11:26.560 minutes two of our closest friends were
00:11:28.399 eliminated
00:11:29.680 and it could put a knee down bro
00:11:33.519 literally the trifling too so we have to
00:11:35.600 go there to go to the back
00:11:37.279 we're not gonna go to the bathroom we're
00:11:38.160 not going with that okay great
00:11:41.760 do not make that noise and if you
00:11:43.279 thought this was a bizarre bathroom
00:11:44.560 experience i promise it gets much worse
00:11:46.959 that's foreshadowing i'm not kidding for
00:11:49.680 the next two days we did whatever master
00:11:51.440 jimmy said including running around in
00:11:53.200 circles late night dance parties the
00:11:55.120 occasional 3am game of poker and a game
00:11:58.079 of mystery darts
00:12:00.240 that was a good throw you get your own
00:12:01.839 quadrant
00:12:04.079 and i decided to choose the only
00:12:05.680 quadrant with the bathroom which
00:12:07.360 basically made me royalty sir eric man
00:12:09.680 please use that of course come on over
00:12:11.120 here buddy
00:12:12.480 i have passes through that land come on
00:12:14.240 in buddy my lady of course excuse me mr
00:12:16.880 president
00:12:17.839 my lady eric my lord okay he's a
00:12:19.760 multiple quadrant okay you're too big
00:12:22.079 i'm just gonna let you come on come on
00:12:23.760 in i didn't know it yet but our final
00:12:25.600 day was upon us all right boys what
00:12:27.680 could we possibly be doing right now
00:12:30.240 that's not a lot of room jimmy too many
00:12:31.920 people still in there are now 20 grass
00:12:34.320 circles all around the big circle and
00:12:36.399 all the remaining contestants have 10
00:12:38.240 seconds to get on one of them
00:12:44.240 i mean this is the end game it's over
00:12:46.399 from here this is straight up hunger
00:12:48.160 games right now i'm not leaving without
00:12:50.000 the half a mil and i'm going to give it
00:12:51.440 to you guys they're going to drag me out
00:12:53.040 in a body bag where i'm going to drag
00:12:54.480 the money out in a body bag i have your
00:12:56.160 attention yes jimmy realistically how
00:12:58.720 long do you think you could stand it
00:13:00.399 five years everyone that gets out in the
00:13:02.320 next few minutes i'll give you ten
00:13:04.079 thousand dollars in cash you taking it
00:13:06.320 no dude i know i decided only one person
00:13:09.519 took the money and the rest of us began
00:13:11.279 what would soon be known as the hardest
00:13:13.279 part of the challenge this is the
00:13:15.200 bathroom setup portable bathroom on a
00:13:17.519 stool with a privacy thing around it
00:13:19.680 that's how we're going to the bathroom
00:13:21.519 to stay awake we were forced to watch mr
00:13:23.360 beast videos dance play friendship ball
00:13:26.519 friendship ball
00:13:29.160 friendship ball brushing my teeth has
00:13:31.519 become my favorite part of the day
00:13:32.639 because it's the only time i have any
00:13:34.000 flavor in my mouth it's usually just
00:13:35.519 oatmeal and after 17 hours of standing i
00:13:38.959 was beginning to literally go insane we
00:13:40.959 are 17 hours in right now i have reached
00:13:43.600 pretty high level of delusion not really
00:13:46.000 sure what's real and what's not my brain
00:13:48.079 is trying to shut down
00:13:49.680 and i'm not letting it you guys can see
00:13:51.279 my eyes
00:13:53.120 just want to permanently shut
00:13:55.519 and never reopen
00:13:59.040 i'm so confused
00:14:01.600 yawn says i need to drown myself in
00:14:03.360 order to keep myself awake so i guess
00:14:05.360 that's what we're doing here
00:14:09.680 this one literally feels like a bad room
00:14:13.040 how about you do you like it um i don't
00:14:16.160 like how small it is perfect it's time
00:14:18.800 to shrink them even more you got
00:14:20.079 outlines of your feet it can get smaller
00:14:22.480 you got about a two pinkies between you
00:14:24.560 and losing half a million dollars that's
00:14:26.240 not a lot jimmy if anyone gets out in
00:14:29.120 the next few minutes i'll give you 10
00:14:31.360 000 and one dollar oh
00:14:34.480 left and right contestants were stepping
00:14:36.320 out and it was time for the plot twist
00:14:38.720 of the century contestants it is time i
00:14:42.079 introduced the plot twist of the century
00:14:45.279 i didn't tell you this but this video is
00:14:47.279 actually two parts and this was just
00:14:49.199 part number one tomorrow we're going to
00:14:51.120 be playing tag to see which one of you
00:14:53.279 actually wins the half million dollars
00:14:55.040 what
00:14:56.000 no way dude oh he's out am i good you're
00:15:00.800 good
00:15:01.150 [Music]
00:15:05.040 let's go baby
00:15:10.320 i'm literally gonna cry right now in the
00:15:11.839 next video you can see which one of
00:15:13.360 these people wins this half a million
00:15:15.360 dollars i'll see you then speaking of
00:15:17.279 500 thousand dollars that's right it's
00:15:18.959 me narrator erak hey if i were to give
00:15:21.519 you 500 000 where would you keep it
00:15:25.680 nobody can't go in there okay that's a
00:15:27.839 stupid idea i would use the future of
00:15:29.920 banking current
00:15:32.639 current is the future of banking it's
00:15:33.839 entirely on your phone and they even say
00:15:35.120 one your phone is a bank on your phone
00:15:37.440 yeah there's a bank in there
00:15:39.360 and they even send you your very own
00:15:40.800 debit card but it doesn't stop at just
00:15:42.320 being a nice looking card when i think
00:15:43.680 of current i think of like a bank but
00:15:45.279 without all the bad things like there's
00:15:46.720 no overdraft fees no hidden fees faster
00:15:49.040 direct pauses so that you can get paid
00:15:51.040 current lets me spend less time worrying
00:15:52.480 about my banking and more time in a
00:15:54.480 circle for 12 days that's what i did
00:15:56.399 with all my time that i saved with
00:15:57.759 current genuinely i have met the people
00:15:59.440 at current they are the coolest and they
00:16:01.120 have supported the iraq mafia since the
00:16:02.720 very beginning so cool in fact that you
00:16:04.560 can go download current right now
00:16:05.680 request 500 for me and i'm going to be
00:16:07.440 paying out 10 random people if i was you
00:16:09.839 i was going to already be downloading
00:16:12.320 mafia i want to keep partnering with
00:16:14.000 current and keep making amazing videos
00:16:15.440 like this so use the link in the
00:16:16.480 description download current request 500
00:16:18.480 for me and i will be paying out 10
00:16:19.759 people that's pretty much it back to
00:16:21.199 past way hairier eric luckily guys i did
00:16:24.320 shave and get a haircut between these
00:16:25.839 videos and we found ourselves at a giant
00:16:27.839 racetrack today's the day yeah i mean i
00:16:29.680 spent 12 days in a warehouse we've all
00:16:31.360 suffered for this moment
00:16:33.040 for this month uh yeah i suffered for
00:16:34.959 this moment i suffered for like two
00:16:36.399 hours literally got out in one hour and
00:16:38.560 got a car for free it makes me so mad
00:16:40.399 boys i'm trying to take over 500k for
00:16:42.240 the mafia that's all i care about
00:16:43.680 tonight 500k on three one two three five
00:16:46.079 okay
00:16:47.360 oh this is so cute now get out of here
00:16:49.519 oh my gosh i'm nervous i i mean
00:16:51.279 literally it's been probably three weeks
00:16:53.040 of my life i've been devoted and all
00:16:54.480 boiled down to this game of tag that i'm
00:16:56.639 about to play i am an adult playing tag
00:16:58.959 for five hundred thousand dollars i
00:17:00.240 don't know where my life got off on the
00:17:02.240 on this track one out of nine of us here
00:17:05.039 we'll leave with 500 thousand dollars i
00:17:07.439 love you all they're warming up here we
00:17:08.959 go i don't see you guys again love you
00:17:11.199 all awesome it's been a pleasure been a
00:17:13.119 gift and a pleasure this is half a
00:17:14.959 million dollars in cash in whichever one
00:17:16.720 of them i tagged last keeps it 10
00:17:19.679 oh my gosh
00:17:21.359 holy crap okay
00:17:23.439 it's over
00:17:24.400 it's over
00:17:25.839 she's going this way i think we need to
00:17:27.359 go
00:17:28.160 as far as we can in the opposite
00:17:29.600 direction i'm so tired careful get your
00:17:32.480 golf cart
00:17:38.240 we're currently on the first of three
00:17:39.679 floors and if i was trying to hide from
00:17:41.120 you i would go as far away as possible
00:17:42.640 which would take me to the third floor
00:17:44.000 can you guess where we're going tariq so
00:17:45.440 we're camping right now at the top of
00:17:47.360 the bleachers i don't think they can
00:17:48.799 really see us up here who is that over
00:17:50.400 there is that
00:17:51.440 is that jimmy over there on the block
00:17:53.200 jimmy how are you gonna find them in
00:17:54.160 this big stadium bro
00:17:56.080 i don't know i think it has to be jimmy
00:17:58.080 right there how are we going to get to
00:17:59.440 the suites we're going to find a set of
00:18:01.120 elevators to get out to the suites i
00:18:02.880 think we should stay here this is this
00:18:04.160 is such a good setup because you could
00:18:05.360 see everything only one hallway he could
00:18:07.280 come from straight up we're going to
00:18:08.400 camp the bleachers down there if he
00:18:10.240 comes up that way we're going to run
00:18:11.440 through this hallway bust it to the next
00:18:13.120 set of stairs and escape
00:18:14.799 i can't find anybody chris get your butt
00:18:17.280 in here maybe now we'll find someone hey
00:18:20.240 there's someone down there
00:18:21.840 i don't think it's jenny apparently
00:18:23.440 chris is now on the move it's not just
00:18:24.960 jimmy things um should be getting
00:18:27.200 interesting and things did get
00:18:28.640 interesting quickly
00:18:32.240 jamie's literally driving right
00:18:34.240 underneath us and does not have any idea
00:18:36.240 hold on this is the perfect spot
00:18:44.400 right now and we've been going for five
00:18:46.160 hours and only one person has gotten out
00:18:49.840 interested to see what they're going to
00:18:50.960 do
00:18:52.000 you know
00:18:53.440 the circle
00:19:08.960 and that close call brings us to the
00:19:10.720 next morning so it has been hours nobody
00:19:12.880 has even gotten close to coming up here
00:19:14.720 and tagging us i literally can't believe
00:19:16.559 that it's time for the plot test of the
00:19:18.160 plot twist of the century contestants we
00:19:20.400 put gps's in all your bags and i'm
00:19:23.120 turning on my tracks
00:19:27.280 she's gonna be here like in the next 60
00:19:29.280 seconds probably it looks like there's a
00:19:31.039 group of four people on the northeast
00:19:32.880 side of the stadium i can hear them i
00:19:34.559 can hear them here ready or not here i
00:19:36.880 come
00:19:40.080 according to the tracker we're either
00:19:41.840 below above or on the same floor all of
00:19:44.320 a sudden it got so quiet
00:19:57.440 whoa we should flip it or something
00:19:59.440 don't be too loud don't be too loud
00:20:03.360 if we can't drive the golf carts nobody
00:20:05.440 can drive the golf carts why exactly did
00:20:08.080 you flip a golf cart we can't drive it
00:20:10.000 neither can you and i don't think jimmy
00:20:11.760 appreciated us destroying his golf cart
00:20:13.440 because immediately he decided to make
00:20:15.280 things a whole lot harder contestants
00:20:17.600 it's been 20 hours i've literally only
00:20:20.000 found three of you it's time i do
00:20:21.919 something drastic i'm gonna shrink the
00:20:23.760 entire stadium down to just the
00:20:25.840 racetrack you have 10 minutes oh my gosh
00:20:29.200 this feels pretty familiar honestly i
00:20:30.880 remember being in another circle that
00:20:32.720 was shrinking constantly uh looks like
00:20:34.799 they did not like what we did to the
00:20:36.480 golf cart oopsie
00:20:38.720 what are we doing bro it's down pouring
00:20:41.360 out here jimmy says we have 10 minutes
00:20:43.360 what's up what's up what's up
00:20:45.360 jimmy started counting down from five
00:20:47.120 minutes we can no longer go outside that
00:20:48.960 gate right there yeah i mean it's it's
00:20:50.720 every man for himself at this point we
00:20:52.320 looked at these spots earlier i think
00:20:53.600 this is the move we're hiding inside of
00:20:55.520 these
00:20:56.799 okay are we gonna stay low boys
00:20:59.200 four minutes 59 seconds five minutes
00:21:03.919 just stay low boys stay low stay low we
00:21:05.600 secretly started scanning the other
00:21:07.120 radio stations and we heard them say
00:21:10.159 are you serious
00:21:12.080 oh [ __ ] i'm dipping in three two one
00:21:18.000 we had been running this racetrack for
00:21:19.600 over an hour and people were getting out
00:21:21.360 left and right but i wasn't gonna give
00:21:23.200 up 500 000 dollars so easily stay low
00:21:29.520 out of 100 people we are literally the
00:21:31.440 last five people left
00:21:33.120 that's nuts they're coming after us yeah
00:21:35.120 they're coming okay we got to run
00:21:55.919 because we're
00:21:57.120 because uh
00:21:58.559 jimmy save your energy he's gone i just
00:22:00.559 started
00:22:01.840 oh my gosh
00:22:09.520 hey guys talk about your plan i got a
00:22:10.880 good shot of you oh there you go
00:22:13.200 oh he's just sawing me again
00:22:19.840 oh no
00:22:21.280 oh no
00:22:22.720 i look too bad it's just my elbow
00:22:25.990 [Music]
00:22:32.640 i can't run these guys i gotta steal a
00:22:34.640 rainbow
00:22:35.840 wait
00:22:43.039 hey buddy
00:22:44.159 you don't want to attack me trust me
00:22:45.760 this is really really bad
00:22:47.600 no no
00:22:49.039 you don't want to cry unless he tries to
00:22:50.640 go up this
00:22:52.840 side how would we go hunt someone else
00:22:56.000 leave him here i like that idea
00:22:58.159 i really like that idea jimmy [ __ ] you
00:23:00.159 you're gonna lose a half million dollars
00:23:01.520 oh can you bring me the lamborghini oh
00:23:03.760 no no no no uh the orange one is
00:23:07.120 specific no no no
00:23:08.960 i could not believe it after three weeks
00:23:11.360 of sacrificing everything destroying my
00:23:13.840 body staying awake for 30 hours straight
00:23:16.000 eating only oatmeal saying no to tens of
00:23:18.480 thousands of dollars it looked like
00:23:20.159 everything was about to be ripped away
00:23:21.760 from me i have not tagged anyone yet
00:23:23.280 give me the keys you
00:23:24.799 are officially going to be my first time
00:23:28.240 i thought i was going to make a [ __ ]
00:23:29.360 game yes i actually got someone out yeah
00:23:32.159 you just lost half a million dollars
00:23:34.960 why did i do this to myself
00:23:36.960 why did i i came so far that means your
00:23:39.760 friend that got out first made more
00:23:42.720 money than you
00:23:44.240 yeah
00:23:45.840 this is uh the worst day of my life and
00:23:48.480 not to get too sappy guys but even after
00:23:50.640 watching lincoln bathe in his money
00:23:52.400 after winning only moments later i
00:23:54.159 remember that the reason i did this
00:23:55.600 entire challenge was to show what's
00:23:57.520 possible and i remember the way that you
00:23:58.960 guys have supported me through all these
00:24:00.559 challenges over the craziest past year
00:24:02.559 and a half of my life and i know i told
00:24:04.159 you guys i was gonna win five hundred
00:24:05.760 thousand dollars for you but i hope this
00:24:07.520 prank makes up for it all right i'm
00:24:08.880 gonna call the boys and tell them that i
00:24:10.320 won boys what happened dude the infinity
00:24:13.120 have been biting her nails all day
00:24:14.559 waiting for this call really we're
00:24:16.000 discussing all day every possible
00:24:18.240 outcome your thinking works because i
00:24:20.320 just want a half a million dollars
00:24:37.790 [Music]
00:24:42.960 well i was forced to hang out with mr
00:24:44.480 beast for three weeks lost five hundred
00:24:46.320 thousand dollars well technically you
00:24:47.679 never had five hundred thousand dollars
00:24:48.960 i lost five okay that's pretty much it
00:24:51.600 i'm leaving okay goodbye
00:24:56.400 [Music]
00:25:02.240 you

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00:00:00.080 today i'm going to be going on 50 dates

00:00:01.360 at the exact same time hey how's it
00:00:02.879 going hi i'm megan it's nice to meet you
00:00:04.480 okay i can't do this this um i'm going
00:00:06.160 to bring my buddy jack in here
00:00:08.400 okay
00:00:09.519 hello hi i've actually got a little
00:00:11.040 surprise for you just hang out right
00:00:12.559 there okay
00:00:22.320 i'm trying to find jack love today
00:00:23.680 because he was a crowd favorite in our
00:00:25.439 previous dating video and after making
00:00:27.039 it to the top five he was viciously
00:00:28.720 rejected by my own sister
00:00:30.640 rejected
00:00:32.479 i need to like understand romance but i
00:00:34.239 don't get it so not only am i helping
00:00:35.520 him find true love but i'm also helping
00:00:37.040 him get over his painful awkwardness
00:00:38.879 around women hey ladies you guys can get
00:00:40.320 in a straight line jack you guys can
00:00:42.160 choose 25 people right now
00:00:45.039 wow
00:00:47.680 oh
00:00:49.039 it's so hard because this around he only
00:00:50.879 gets to judge just based on looking at
00:00:52.879 him
00:01:06.720 why would you do that i don't know okay
00:01:08.400 um
00:01:15.759 hello
00:01:17.920 hello
00:01:18.880 oh jack
00:01:20.220 [Music]
00:01:24.640 um
00:01:30.590 [Music]
00:01:37.750 [Music]
00:01:39.280 sorry
00:01:40.799 wow
00:01:42.320 does jack have a type are we picking up
00:01:43.680 on anything here like
00:01:44.799 he does like blonde
00:01:45.630 [Music]
00:01:47.360 is that a dog that's a cheetah i don't
00:01:49.360 like small dogs i don't like what
00:01:53.119 nice sorry
00:01:56.070 [Music]
00:01:58.880 all right
00:02:02.479 all right it's over jack that hurts so
00:02:04.479 much like me like i don't know how i
00:02:06.399 even got through 25 girls you can say
00:02:08.479 yes to 10 of them so over half of these
00:02:10.318 girls you're just gonna ruthlessly say
00:02:11.840 no too it should be easy no i'm just
00:02:13.280 kidding it's gonna be really nice so in
00:02:15.040 the last dating video iman won i do
00:02:17.120 choose iman
00:02:21.280 don't talk about iman man
00:02:23.360 he's here right now and i have to be
00:02:25.040 nice to him it's crazy to watch you
00:02:27.120 interact with girls compared to monsters
00:02:29.040 yeah it's tell me i have only done it a
00:02:30.959 couple times but since then jack and
00:02:32.959 myself and the boys have all become
00:02:34.480 really actually pretty good friends so
00:02:35.760 we decided to bring you back and do this
00:02:37.680 what's your name hannah i am also hannah
00:02:40.160 i'm april hello i'm haley jack look at
00:02:42.959 that camera and say you're not nervous
00:02:44.319 i'm not nervous
00:02:46.319 are you a trained professional i am a
00:02:47.519 trained professional don't try this at
00:02:49.040 home kid
00:02:51.190 [Music]
00:02:54.959 why are you looking up there look here
00:03:03.280 oh
00:03:05.200 she's a russian model a russian model
00:03:07.040 don't cry don't cry no no i remember
00:03:09.440 that she just threatened you on the way
00:03:11.200 out i'm a lifter so today i'll be
00:03:13.360 squatting jack
00:03:16.840 [Music]
00:03:24.630 [Music]
00:03:31.120 jack you seem a little nervous
00:03:33.040 megan's presence this is a pretty easy
00:03:34.879 yes
00:03:37.280 let's go
00:03:38.480 congrats
00:03:39.519 my bet is that megan makes it to the end
00:03:41.280 he's so nervous around her
00:03:45.840 i prepared to picks that is awesome
00:03:48.799 oh my god oh my goodness you together
00:03:53.580 [Music]
00:03:57.120 oh my god
00:03:58.480 oh
00:04:06.879 but you stopped her in the middle of her
00:04:08.400 performance i'm glad he did
00:04:11.200 oh my gosh yo
00:04:13.680 she is just abundantly flexible give it
00:04:16.160 a shot yeah it could be too hard
00:04:21.279 hey jack
00:04:22.880 let's hang my clothes on a rack i
00:04:25.600 brought knitting i'm sorry hi my name's
00:04:29.120 brooke i'm going to make them all flip
00:04:30.639 the cameras
00:04:31.510 [Music]
00:04:36.639 yes
00:04:41.120 okay yes
00:04:43.520 jack she did nothing and you said yes
00:04:45.520 she's cute okay crush it girl
00:04:50.230 [Applause]
00:04:52.240 nice to meet you nice
00:04:53.700 [Music]
00:04:55.600 i tyler a fight for you a hundred girls
00:04:59.199 in the world they want you and i was so
00:05:02.560 nervous i couldn't sleep last night
00:05:06.560 wait
00:05:07.759 awesome no i miss
00:05:22.400 but now that i'm here i think you and i
00:05:25.520 should go on a date
00:05:29.520 oh my god that was the easiest of my
00:05:31.440 life
00:05:32.800 oh my gosh okay thanks
00:05:34.479 your voice is actually amazing okay okay
00:05:36.479 well i'll see you around jack
00:05:38.720 yo yeah yeah that's great okay
00:05:42.080 let's see later okay
00:05:43.680 where did you find her
00:05:49.039 there was something there i saw it in
00:05:50.639 your eyes i could feel it in here oh
00:05:53.199 what you sound like an angel dude that
00:05:55.280 was beautiful i'm gonna cry you're also
00:05:57.600 a musician yeah okay you just eliminated
00:05:59.600 all those girls you have 10 left it's
00:06:01.520 getting easier to eliminate girls but
00:06:03.120 it's getting harder because i'm also
00:06:04.400 getting to know them more you know what
00:06:05.680 i'm saying dude i feel like on this next
00:06:06.880 one it's going to be so really yeah what
00:06:08.479 would that next one be you might ask
00:06:09.840 let's just say it's big wet and rhymes
00:06:12.240 with squat yeah it's uh yeah so iman in
00:06:14.960 this bus is a bus full of single windows
00:06:16.880 what do you say we go talk to them a
00:06:17.840 little bit huh ladies
00:06:21.039 i feel like we've weeded it down to like
00:06:22.720 a really solid pick i think there's
00:06:24.080 still some more reading to be done
00:06:25.280 though really yeah i have to connect off
00:06:27.600 the bat you know that's a very high
00:06:29.120 standard i don't think so they're all on
00:06:30.720 the bus right now talking about you i
00:06:32.560 think he got a little shy when he saw me
00:06:34.240 i'm not gonna lie he's adorable i'm big
00:06:36.319 on smiles he's got a great smile like
00:06:38.160 this
00:06:38.960 no they gotta be like really cute you
00:06:40.880 know what i'm saying yeah shorter than
00:06:42.240 me i would say that's a big one you're
00:06:44.080 pretty short so that's hard to do oh my
00:06:46.000 god i'm not even that short so you
00:06:48.160 showed off your skill of squatting how
00:06:49.919 did he feel on your back as you were
00:06:51.199 squatting amazing
00:06:53.520 did he whisper anything in your ear i
00:06:55.520 wish he did it's okay he can whisper
00:06:57.440 later when i'm on top okay there's a
00:07:00.080 fear that they're here for for me for
00:07:02.479 the youtube channel
00:07:03.919 and i think that was a fear for chloe
00:07:05.919 and her video are you here for eric are
00:07:07.440 you here for me oh
00:07:09.520 why the [ __ ] didn't she choose me yeah
00:07:11.520 he's still salty iman was horrible for
00:07:13.599 her yeah he's also here today and i saw
00:07:16.080 him in the hallway flirting with the
00:07:17.599 other girls what yeah if he takes megan
00:07:20.639 i swear to god dude i think megan's the
00:07:22.960 cutest so he has a freckle right here
00:07:25.360 really cute
00:07:27.520 okay i hope he's really smart he's not
00:07:29.919 very smart intelligence is sexy i
00:07:32.080 couldn't agree more what do you think
00:07:35.280 you had that exchange he said skyler and
00:07:37.520 then you were like jack kind of crushing
00:07:39.199 on him i don't know it's kind of weird
00:07:40.240 for me
00:07:41.039 oh do you see that it's not a yacht dude
00:07:44.400 so you're captain of that what do you
00:07:45.599 mean i'm captain the 10 most attractive
00:07:47.280 girls you found today yeah partying on
00:07:49.120 that yacht for the next three hours oh
00:07:51.360 my
00:07:57.440 now this goodness looks really cool but
00:07:59.039 it does have a capacity of 12 people and
00:08:01.599 mac and iman and i are getting on jack i
00:08:03.440 think based on the numbers you're gonna
00:08:04.639 have to eliminate two people oh
00:08:06.800 holy crap
00:08:08.960 what's up guys wow that's actually
00:08:10.879 really messed up who's it going to be
00:08:12.400 jack you can go up
00:08:15.360 oh my god you can go up here
00:08:20.000 you can go on the boat
00:08:21.759 you can go on the boat
00:08:23.360 thank you you can go on the boat you can
00:08:26.160 go on the boat
00:08:27.919 oh my gosh it just has one more person
00:08:30.000 to pick you did the ukulele you did the
00:08:32.240 crazy fire thing and you did the poem oh
00:08:35.279 i'm just gonna choose somebody
00:08:38.240 molly
00:08:42.958 brother how was that i should have taken
00:08:44.480 more time because i honestly regret
00:08:46.080 eliminating the girl so you're gonna
00:08:47.440 have an opportunity to have a one-on-one
00:08:48.640 with all of these girls on this yacht at
00:08:50.480 sea and this is your opportunity to get
00:08:52.320 to know these girls
00:08:55.760 [Music]
00:09:08.640 so jack and everybody are partying
00:09:10.080 downstairs we're getting prepared to
00:09:11.440 listen in on him have one-on-ones with
00:09:13.120 each of these girls does he know that
00:09:14.480 we're watching no we're so we're
00:09:15.600 watching and listening to everything
00:09:16.959 that he does it's so funny being on the
00:09:18.240 other side now yeah
00:09:19.920 oh this is the hand whistle girl
00:09:21.760 i have a question for you yeah why are
00:09:23.360 you here yeah i want a lot of instagram
00:09:25.920 what'd she say she said she's here for
00:09:27.279 instagram no
00:09:28.560 you're on the way yeah okay wait wait
00:09:29.839 wait what's happening right now they're
00:09:31.040 having a titanic moment
00:09:33.680 where are you living now i live in a
00:09:35.040 garage
00:09:38.720 i should probably go back and find
00:09:39.839 someone else but that was the least
00:09:41.680 connected i feel like he is a girl jack
00:09:44.000 loves this girl you sung that song that
00:09:46.800 was actually insane and like we all
00:09:48.560 thought that too that was like the voice
00:09:50.480 of an angel you know
00:09:52.399 second they saw each other there was an
00:09:53.760 energy i've never dated someone before
00:09:55.279 me neither really
00:09:56.720 oh that's cool i'm here to find a
00:09:58.880 girlfriend i'm down a date oh
00:10:06.370 [Music]
00:10:12.560 after a few of these dates i started to
00:10:13.839 realize jack's not too smooth with the
00:10:15.920 ladies so how old are you 23. but i like
00:10:19.760 younger men okay how much do you weigh
00:10:24.800 so what are you looking for in a guy a
00:10:26.800 quieter present
00:10:29.440 okay um
00:10:34.720 okay i want to try to base you in some
00:10:36.160 acro yoga have you ever tried yoga
00:10:37.839 before no i haven't this is what i want
00:10:40.480 okay and you're going to give me your
00:10:41.440 hands like this
00:10:47.760 that's pretty cool high five okay megan
00:10:50.240 megan megan she's cute she was the first
00:10:52.640 pick
00:10:53.519 fun bro dude this thing is crazy i mean
00:10:55.680 you already know i talked a little bit
00:10:56.880 about it like i'm kind of just like did
00:10:58.800 you expect it not the yacht you can tell
00:11:00.800 she really likes him too
00:11:02.640 jack and her look great together i like
00:11:04.480 the way she's looking at him um
00:11:06.640 yeah um
00:11:08.079 yeah
00:11:09.600 what are you saying they're both shy
00:11:11.519 with each other
00:11:14.240 let's head back that was fun dude i
00:11:15.839 think he wants to move i just he's never
00:11:17.760 dated anyone i don't even think he knows
00:11:19.360 how to make a move luckily our buddy
00:11:20.800 jack would have another opportunity to
00:11:22.320 learn to do literally anything with a
00:11:24.160 girl at our next location his childhood
00:11:26.079 home what was that like that was crazy
00:11:28.959 because there's some of them i'm like oh
00:11:30.160 yeah no they're not for me yeah and it's
00:11:31.519 an easy illumination yeah and it's not
00:11:33.040 based off of their looks because all of
00:11:34.320 them are pretty cute you like actually
00:11:35.839 learn about them as a person you realize
00:11:37.440 that everyone is a [ __ ] person you're
00:11:39.440 actually looking for a girlfriend here
00:11:40.880 all i did the moment i saw those cameras
00:11:42.640 is block every camera out and just get
00:11:44.800 to know him i love it dude i asked him
00:11:46.399 what he was grateful for and he talked
00:11:48.079 about his friends i think that's really
00:11:49.279 sweet to have somebody that has a good
00:11:51.200 community i feel like i'm crushing a
00:11:52.880 little bit so megan your face is
00:11:59.120 were shocked that you didn't make any
00:12:00.800 move on anybody dude here's the deal i'm
00:12:02.800 not gonna make these girls feel
00:12:04.320 uncomfortable and like start kissing
00:12:06.160 them yeah why didn't you kiss him it's
00:12:07.600 too early for me i felt like he felt the
00:12:09.200 same way where you're playing spin the
00:12:10.480 bottle kissing all these girls on the
00:12:12.160 lips yeah he's weird that's not my thing
00:12:14.320 i agree with you i'm gonna try to kiss
00:12:16.000 him
00:12:16.959 one day go kiss the cameraman again
00:12:22.560 what do you think iman's doing right now
00:12:23.920 in that bus he's flirting with them this
00:12:25.920 newest boy
00:12:29.440 just kisses everyone he's like
00:12:31.200 i'm not into that it would have been
00:12:32.720 easy i feel like to make this dating
00:12:34.240 episode about iman can i get here of
00:12:36.800 course dude i care about like their
00:12:38.720 personality i can tell i can tell you
00:12:40.800 recognize this place this is your
00:12:41.920 childhood home so obviously it's
00:12:43.200 important the girl that you pick gets
00:12:44.560 along with your family so i brought your
00:12:46.480 actual family here we're gonna eliminate
00:12:48.399 half of these people right now oh my god
00:12:58.160 you guys
00:12:59.920 are out
00:13:01.360 sorry
00:13:03.040 i'm sorry i'm sorry megan stepford
00:13:07.040 you're in
00:13:08.160 wow
00:13:12.320 all right april step forward
00:13:14.320 you are
00:13:16.240 in
00:13:19.279 skyler step forward
00:13:20.880 unfortunately
00:13:22.480 you're going to have to stay longer
00:13:26.959 bro you have a tight you absolutely have
00:13:29.120 a type all right boys we got the secret
00:13:31.040 setup right here we have a live view of
00:13:32.720 jack here we're gonna watch so with each
00:13:34.240 girl jack's gonna go through an
00:13:35.360 uncomfortable situation that we've set
00:13:36.560 up for him and he's just gonna have to
00:13:37.440 deal with it the goal of these tests are
00:13:38.560 to assist jack in making his decision by
00:13:40.399 seeing how each girl interacts with his
00:13:42.000 family only jack has no idea that any of
00:13:44.240 this is happening this one is going to
00:13:46.240 be jack's ex-girlfriend with his kids
00:13:48.639 which are paid actors will she accept
00:13:50.560 the kids and love him for who he is or
00:13:52.079 will she reject him oh here we go here
00:13:53.920 we go here we go
00:13:55.920 this is my mom hi i also forgot to
00:13:57.760 mention that i bugged jack's ear so we
00:13:59.120 can make him say whatever we want jack
00:14:00.560 nod your head if you can hear me
00:14:03.680 i'm gonna grab a cup of tea i'll be
00:14:05.120 right back i'm great i'm not sweating
00:14:07.120 i'm sweating a little bit to be honest
00:14:09.360 oh my gosh
00:14:10.959 hi
00:14:11.839 daddy daddy
00:14:13.360 who are you oh my gosh introduce her as
00:14:16.079 your ex-girlfriend okay this is my
00:14:17.760 ex-girlfriend i don't know what she's
00:14:19.920 doing here
00:14:22.399 this is one of the girls i might be
00:14:24.079 dating
00:14:25.760 i live here oh my goodness
00:14:27.680 wait did you live with her
00:14:30.560 oh my god
00:14:32.720 ask her if the kids are a deal breaker
00:14:34.240 are the kids a deal breaker
00:14:36.720 this is a little bit of a deal breaker
00:14:38.000 for me what
00:14:40.880 i think it's time for everyone to go
00:14:42.240 home oh my god
00:14:45.279 oh my gosh thanks for having me over
00:14:47.279 jack see you uh
00:14:51.680 now as you can see in this moment i have
00:14:53.279 no idea what just happened i'm literally
00:14:55.440 done april literally eliminated herself
00:14:58.079 but just because we're down to the final
00:14:59.440 two that doesn't mean megan or skylar
00:15:01.199 are out of the woods yet we're gonna be
00:15:02.639 bringing in your grandma for this next
00:15:04.639 one okay
00:15:06.639 grandma
00:15:07.920 oh my god what are you doing here oh my
00:15:10.240 god
00:15:24.560 dude megan is so scared
00:15:26.639 it's okay i have a big feeling she's so
00:15:28.560 sweet
00:15:29.519 you're really sweet you're really sweet
00:15:31.040 thank you say thanks for being so
00:15:32.399 accepting and kiss her on the cheek
00:15:33.759 thanks thanks for being so accepting
00:15:35.120 thank you on the cheek yeah
00:15:37.390 [Music]
00:15:43.360 do you dare
00:15:46.830 [Music]
00:15:48.079 she tripped over a stool and then you
00:15:49.680 made me kiss her on the cheeks
00:15:51.759 hey but you kissed your date on the
00:15:53.199 cheek too how was that it was good
00:15:56.639 all right this is the last date so this
00:15:58.560 is his fake older brother who i've hired
00:16:00.160 to beat him up and hit on the girl
00:16:01.680 you're a sick man
00:16:03.199 speaking of big brother i'm making the
00:16:04.639 world's largest
00:16:06.839 pizza sometimes i feel like i don't get
00:16:08.959 to spend enough time with you guys so
00:16:10.079 i'm throwing the world's largest pizza
00:16:11.680 party now the only thing stopping us
00:16:12.800 from doing this is pizza hut who said
00:16:14.160 they would help us make the world's
00:16:15.199 largest pizza if we hit 10 million
00:16:16.800 subscribers before the end of the year i
00:16:18.240 can tell you guys are already very
00:16:19.360 committed to the cost we went up a
00:16:20.480 million subscribers last month so to
00:16:22.240 help us get to 10 million subscribers
00:16:23.600 and attend the pizza party one subscribe
00:16:25.519 equals one slice of pizza reserved for
00:16:27.279 you so make sure that you're subscribed
00:16:28.880 all right jack's about to choke his big
00:16:30.320 brother out what's up
00:16:32.079 yo
00:16:34.000 oh
00:16:41.199 try to sneak attack choke him out i
00:16:43.199 seriously miss you just kidding oh my
00:16:45.440 god
00:16:45.700 [Music]
00:16:47.759 let's go
00:16:56.800 one more date to go and this one is
00:16:58.959 extra romantic with just two of our 50
00:17:01.360 girls left i loaded jack's cute little
00:17:03.040 booty into a limo and prepared him for
00:17:04.720 his final date and his final decision
00:17:07.280 one rose oh my gosh you have two girls
00:17:10.000 i'm gonna have them all come out here
00:17:11.199 and you're gonna have to get rid of one
00:17:12.319 right now that's so romantic okay here
00:17:15.119 they go here they go here they go i'm
00:17:16.720 not messing with him at all i'm just
00:17:18.319 going to let him connect and make his
00:17:19.839 decision you guys nervous right now yeah
00:17:21.839 a little bit crap we're all nervous
00:17:25.280 you're sweating oh yeah i'm sweating
00:17:28.720 from the beginning i feel like we just
00:17:30.400 kind of vibed together on the boat and
00:17:32.240 then at your house i think we just
00:17:33.440 connected like off the bat yeah she was
00:17:35.919 literally the first pick skye the moment
00:17:38.240 you played that song i was like that was
00:17:39.919 crazy you know like not a lot of people
00:17:41.600 can do that jack ask them what makes
00:17:44.160 each of them better than the others what
00:17:45.760 makes you better than skye oh no that
00:17:48.559 makes you better than me
00:17:51.440 you guys are obviously both singers i
00:17:53.120 think having someone who does something
00:17:55.360 else like i'm a videographer so yeah i
00:17:57.919 could produce your music videos
00:18:00.720 that was nice okay skyler you're
00:18:03.120 majoring in like film right okay so i
00:18:05.919 feel like that's very similar to i
00:18:08.559 definitely i feel like
00:18:09.840 yeah
00:18:11.039 i feel like we all are very similar i
00:18:13.200 don't know i love writing music with
00:18:14.559 friends so i think that would be a
00:18:15.360 really fun thing to do too yeah that
00:18:16.640 would be fun tell them how you feel
00:18:17.760 about them you guys have made it this
00:18:19.520 far for a variety of reasons but i think
00:18:21.919 the main thing is how you guys are
00:18:23.120 genuine and that's what's going to be
00:18:24.240 hard about this oh my gosh this is it
00:18:26.799 this is the moment two girls
00:18:28.880 one rose ah go with your guys yeah go
00:18:31.440 with your girl i think you guys are so
00:18:32.960 nice i feel like anything that's
00:18:34.480 supposed to happen is gonna happen you
00:18:35.760 know
00:18:36.880 jack is about to perish
00:18:39.679 so scared the final rose goes to
00:18:46.260 [Music]
00:18:50.400 skye
00:18:57.120 okay
00:18:59.420 [Music]

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00:00:00.160 levitation using the force so I never

00:00:02.080 have to wait in the line again and a
00:00:03.840 Tesla with a mind of its own these are
00:00:05.720 all illusions that I'm going to be
00:00:06.680 creating today because I'm trying to
00:00:08.240 become YouTube's greatest magician and
00:00:10.080 every single one of these Illusions was
00:00:11.240 inspired by my favorite old YouTube
00:00:13.040 videos my goal is to see if these
00:00:14.480 Illusions still hold up the first
00:00:16.359 illusion is going to be using the force
00:00:18.320 where this guy gets an entire flash mob
00:00:20.080 pretends that he uses the force on them
00:00:21.880 all to cause public pandemonium and for
00:00:23.680 this illusion I've hired over 100 actors
00:00:25.599 standing in fake lines we're all going
00:00:27.279 to fall to the ground on my command all
00:00:29.439 to make the public think that I have
00:00:30.920 mastered the force I actually have a
00:00:32.880 pink suit for you to change into I think
00:00:35.280 I know where this is going I'm pretty
00:00:36.840 bump for this Barbie movie I can't wait
00:00:38.120 to watch this movie I'm trying to
00:00:39.360 replace Ken if you know what I
00:00:41.600 mean wait is this the line yeah that's
00:00:44.039 the line well there like 100 people yeah
00:00:46.039 I'm not waiting for this right yeah I
00:00:47.680 mean I don't want to wait I mean this is
00:00:48.760 pretty stupid yeah do some [ __ ] about
00:00:50.160 this horrible thank you so much Barbie
00:00:53.120 is a fashion icon that's why I'm going
00:00:55.440 to rush to see this movie can I show you
00:00:57.440 something everybody move G be with
00:01:04.000 you that's right just kind of step over
00:01:07.159 him just kind of Y we don't wait in
00:01:09.479 lines yeah y all right that works every
00:01:12.280 time I'm so excited I love Barbie this
00:01:15.040 is the one I'm most excited about I
00:01:16.600 think beans has a real girl that he's
00:01:18.680 actually on a date with and he's going
00:01:20.360 to take her to go get ice cream except
00:01:21.840 there's a really long line and they're
00:01:23.360 all going to get [ __ ] obliterated you
00:01:26.040 guys know how this works do you like ice
00:01:27.840 cream yeah what's your favorite ice
00:01:29.520 cream cookies and cream I like
00:01:32.840 strawberry that's cool yeah thanks she
00:01:35.680 looks really into him I don't like
00:01:37.320 waiting in lines do you want to skip the
00:01:39.000 line
00:01:40.479 sure
00:01:42.600 [Applause]
00:01:48.320 everybody come on no come on so where
00:01:51.280 you from this is where oh that's awesome
00:01:53.920 she just walking over the people here
00:01:56.079 come on we'll just get some ice cream
00:02:00.039 a we can just edit and we're stuck it's
00:02:02.960 some ice cream he's just going to go in
00:02:04.640 and have a casual date now I guess can
00:02:06.719 we get one cookies in cream ice cream so
00:02:09.520 many people out here man so many uh
00:02:12.120 trying to cross the street can't get
00:02:13.840 around them how about this try this try
00:02:15.920 this
00:02:27.319 stop it's a little trick I learned back
00:02:29.480 in high
00:02:30.360 wow that's crazy yeah now I know my
00:02:32.440 first illusion was pretty great but I
00:02:34.200 warn you if you're not prepared for the
00:02:35.680 best magic you've ever seen you might
00:02:37.560 want to stop watching this video like
00:02:39.120 I've been practicing and my magic has
00:02:40.599 gotten pretty good like you might not be
00:02:42.680 able to handle my power on this next
00:02:45.360 illusion anyway for my next illusion I'm
00:02:47.640 going to trick people into believing
00:02:48.760 that they are in a falling
00:02:50.400 elevator so I mounted the world's most
00:02:52.560 photorealistic TV to the wall of a local
00:02:54.800 hotel elevator put on disguises to blend
00:02:57.040 in and got strangers to join us from the
00:02:58.959 top floor completely unaware they were
00:03:01.000 about to plummet to their deaths as an
00:03:03.879 illusion hi hey you guys going to the
00:03:06.239 main lobby yeah this guy has no idea
00:03:08.840 what's
00:03:21.750 [Music]
00:03:23.760 coming a good one I think it worked it
00:03:27.239 did not work so I ran this like 15 times
00:03:29.799 literally nobody fell for
00:03:32.040 it is that really [ __ ] necessary
00:03:35.720 sorry so I guess all those videos we saw
00:03:38.799 online were fake there you go I'm so
00:03:41.120 sorry about that have a wonderful day I
00:03:42.599 hope that made your day better not worse
00:03:45.040 that was a tough situation uh next bit
00:03:48.480 guys I'm trying to be YouTube's greatest
00:03:50.239 magician what's your magician name I was
00:03:52.200 thinking Joey sesb Jo sball Joey sball
00:03:55.879 sball I'm Joey sball and this is the
00:03:58.840 Tesla prank
00:04:00.319 oh my God bro we've all seen the videos
00:04:01.879 on YouTube where people hide inside of a
00:04:03.200 car seat and go through a drivethru but
00:04:04.760 I wanted to take it up a notch or 10 so
00:04:07.120 outside of this van I have a Tesla plaid
00:04:09.159 the fastest car on Earth my friend Jared
00:04:11.400 who was a professional Stunt Driver who
00:04:12.760 was behind the wheel dressed as a car
00:04:14.519 seat and these are real security guards
00:04:16.040 that I've hired for a fake event but
00:04:17.959 really they're my audience my best
00:04:19.759 illusion yet a Tesla with a mind of its
00:04:22.199 own kids don't try this at home there's
00:04:24.120 like a 50% chance he crashes it into a
00:04:26.040 telephone pole for sure holy oh why are
00:04:28.919 we doing this terrifying this isn't
00:04:31.000 worth it all right let's go talk to
00:04:32.080 these guys have you guys seen this Tesla
00:04:33.600 feature I'm about to summon my car the
00:04:35.240 what the thing where it like pulls up to
00:04:36.479 you auto drive you can in that would be
00:04:38.600 cool we just got this so we're trying to
00:04:39.960 see if it'll like drive around with them
00:04:41.360 in the back look at this it's crazy
00:04:43.039 right it's going to pull up to me like
00:04:44.560 right here this is really
00:04:51.880 cool what the do we do what the hell bro
00:04:56.000 is somebody in there no nobody's in
00:04:57.440 there bro some eye robot type of thing
00:04:59.520 man
00:05:01.240 I don't know what to do but I do know
00:05:02.520 how to bank borrow and invest with Sofi
00:05:04.320 these Illusions can get pretty expensive
00:05:05.759 that's why my next trick is sponsored by
00:05:07.720 Sofi I'm The sneakiest Man on Earth I
00:05:09.560 don't know how I'm getting these lines
00:05:10.600 done doing YouTube is crazy so I use
00:05:12.000 Sofi as a One-Stop shop to find out what
00:05:13.800 I'm spending and how to hit my finance
00:05:15.360 goal Where's My Car watch out watch out
00:05:17.560 watch out watch out watch out watch out
00:05:19.360 watch out I'm trying I'm trying to turn
00:05:21.759 it off I'm trying oh I'm here though I
00:05:23.400 can show you guys my page where you can
00:05:25.120 get a bird's eyee view of your cash
00:05:26.560 Investments what categories I'm spending
00:05:28.120 money on monthly savings up coming and
00:05:30.039 recurring spens is my credit score all
00:05:31.759 on one mobile dashboard what do I do
00:05:33.960 stop how do I stop it you have to check
00:05:35.600 on sness everything you have the prr to
00:05:37.520 go there three I think I put it in sicko
00:05:39.240 mode thanks to the Sofi insights page
00:05:40.720 you can connect all of your accounts
00:05:42.160 even your non Sofi accounts all in one
00:05:44.160 platform tell they're not get near it yo
00:05:46.039 guys stay away from the car did it leave
00:05:47.639 the parking lot oh my gosh they also
00:05:49.520 have credit score monitoring which will
00:05:50.800 not hurt your credit score and you earn
00:05:52.720 cash rewards every time your credit
00:05:54.240 score goes up with no added cost is that
00:05:56.280 your friend there's nobody in the car yo
00:05:57.880 bring the phone over here so we can turn
00:05:58.919 off what the heck dude they're running
00:06:00.240 down the parking lot right now new users
00:06:02.120 get $10 in rewards points just for
00:06:03.880 signing up and activating credits Court
00:06:05.560 monitoring and that happens all inside
00:06:06.759 of soofi oh my
00:06:08.720 gosh oh my gosh all careful careful
00:06:11.680 careful careful waa oh watch out watch
00:06:16.440 out so if I's giv away like 200,000 to
00:06:19.039 you guys so far and all you have to do
00:06:20.440 for a chance to win $20,000 is scan the
00:06:22.479 QR code on screen or make sure to use
00:06:24.160 the link in my description to sign up
00:06:26.039 for Sofi insights Sofi thank you for
00:06:27.800 blessing the mafia I love you we love
00:06:29.599 love you congratulations to whoever wins
00:06:31.160 that
00:06:31.840 $20,000 where's the car you got to turn
00:06:34.440 it off bro I'm pressing I'm pressing I'm
00:06:36.160 pressing it stop bro you got to stop it
00:06:40.000 get out we can't get out bro it's like
00:06:42.039 not safe the car move the car out of the
00:06:44.720 way bro almost hit your car it's in
00:06:47.680 sickle mode you
00:06:50.560 got holy we hit a
00:06:56.160 car uhoh I would try I would call PD at
00:06:58.639 the moment PD
00:07:00.120 if I were you guys I'd call P and fight
00:07:02.080 oh my god dude they just crashed the
00:07:03.840 Tesla they just crashed the
00:07:06.280 Tesla you
00:07:08.120 guys I understand that but I get to the
00:07:11.120 car I right now I think the problem is
00:07:13.199 that you guys just got got on get got
00:07:14.960 got him looking into that camera cuz
00:07:16.759 you're on a hidden prank show I knew it
00:07:18.360 had to be I'm like bro what is going on
00:07:20.560 somebody in the car yeah somebody's in
00:07:21.840 the car no D no what
00:07:27.840 the hey you better triple my pay dude my
00:07:31.400 uh prank show is called get got I just
00:07:33.479 got on get gotam it's a good show name
00:07:36.039 right it's a terrible show name just
00:07:37.560 look at this camera and say I got got
00:07:40.879 got him let's go got him baby you
00:07:42.840 literally don't have to say this if you
00:07:44.360 don't want to it's a good show name gu
00:07:46.280 got on G got him you're protesting
00:07:48.599 against the name I'm just trusting him
00:07:50.120 thank you very much he's a part of the
00:07:51.759 Revolution oh the police are here oh the
00:07:53.360 police are here I spent a lot of money
00:07:55.280 on this video and this is really bad I
00:07:57.319 am in trouble next bit I'm so over
00:08:00.080 budgeted on this video this last
00:08:01.520 illusion is going to be my greatest
00:08:03.120 illusion yet let's go baby can I get a
00:08:05.879 drum
00:08:07.240 roll levitating in public w wow that's
00:08:12.479 that's cool Tyler back there I'm right
00:08:14.199 over here in the corner I made him
00:08:15.080 disappear I'm right here no he's not I'm
00:08:17.520 here he just asked me to sit in the
00:08:18.560 corner over there didn't even tell me
00:08:19.800 why illusion now this illusion has been
00:08:21.680 done by other YouTubers but to take it
00:08:23.120 to the next level I'm on the Vegas trip
00:08:26.159 yeah yes where thousands of real people
00:08:28.479 are just going about Third Day begging
00:08:30.479 for an illusion yes give him the
00:08:32.760 illusion I swear I'm gone for one video
00:08:34.760 this guy's like attack dog I'm scared
00:08:37.039 anyway who wants to go first all right
00:08:38.440 I'll do it that was so easy zero effort
00:08:40.559 yeah I'll do it we didn't even have to
00:08:41.399 do nose goes or no yeah I'm in okay all
00:08:43.919 right do I need to change or anything I
00:08:45.600 actually do have a costume in mind
00:08:47.080 anybody want a mixtape oh here he is
00:08:49.000 mixtape mixtape so I've set beans up on
00:08:51.040 an invisible harness dress is an
00:08:52.680 aspiring artist trying to sell his
00:08:54.360 mixtapes what your name man little corn
00:08:57.160 cob a corn on the cob why my women leave
00:09:00.640 me my best friend Danny he always
00:09:03.200 deceives me this is good that's just a
00:09:06.160 taste I'm selling my mixtape would you
00:09:08.079 guys like a sample mixtape thank you I'm
00:09:10.440 selling mixtape mixtape mixtape I'm an
00:09:12.920 aspiring artist I need this I need this
00:09:16.040 nobody wants my mixtape nobody nobody
00:09:19.120 wants it I'll take let's go Wow Let's Go
00:09:23.160 he actually got one that's crazy they
00:09:24.640 took my mixtape it's all I've ever
00:09:27.560 wanted I'm an in firing arst oh my God I
00:09:32.800 cry every night but it's not because I'm
00:09:35.399 sad it's because I love my
00:09:38.240 dad that is like enough to really get a
00:09:40.640 hurt if you fall kill yeah you can kill
00:09:42.120 you for sure why do you have to throw
00:09:43.320 that in there I'm just saying like you
00:09:44.399 could die what the [ __ ] yeah if you
00:09:46.680 don't know Tyler is terrified of heights
00:09:49.399 you I can't hold it together I can't I I
00:09:51.839 have it in me I'm powerful my bet is you
00:09:53.720 get 3 ft off the ground and break the
00:09:55.600 bit and start screaming what happen
00:09:57.720 literally couldn't happen I'm such an
00:09:58.839 alpha what the [ __ ] is up Vegas little
00:10:01.839 dumpy here oh no spank it I give you for
00:10:04.920 free Mi please I Begg of you little
00:10:07.519 dumpy spit Flames I got a real good
00:10:09.640 dumpy you actually do have a really nice
00:10:11.000 dumpy I got a huge one and I sell music
00:10:13.240 here you go
00:10:14.640 please oh no I don't need y'all little
00:10:17.560 dumpy to the Moon all right yeah oh oh
00:10:21.880 put me down oh
00:10:24.640 sh he's scared of his own trick gather
00:10:28.200 around for the world world's greatest
00:10:30.079 card show I'll need one person from this
00:10:32.720 crowd to come grab a card young lady
00:10:35.839 yeah come on up here what's your name
00:10:37.600 Sarah great to meet you Joey SES ball
00:10:40.000 pick a card any card not that one not
00:10:43.360 that one either this is not me show it
00:10:46.120 to the guy behind you and let him see
00:10:47.279 the card number throw that back in the
00:10:49.399 deck I won't
00:10:51.920 look is this your
00:10:54.160 card it's not your card
00:11:09.360 yeah Joey sles ball we love you Joey
00:11:13.079 Eric is about to run it as an old man
00:11:14.800 who is going to get called to the
00:11:16.720 heavens my knees
00:11:20.240 hurt no one's helping him could you help
00:11:22.880 me young man oh my knes help that old
00:11:26.959 man could you help me up please the G
00:11:30.120 Awakening I'm passing on to the next
00:11:32.440 life
00:11:34.320 no it's so beautiful everything is so
00:11:39.839 vivid take me Lord never mind I'm not
00:11:44.040 ready for my final and ultimate illusion
00:11:46.600 it was time to switch things up instead
00:11:48.200 of tricking the public I'm now going to
00:11:50.079 create an illusion for one of my closest
00:11:51.760 friends by making my own death illusion
00:11:56.480 again so here's the plan first I have to
00:11:58.519 convince Tyler I'm shooting an intro for
00:12:00.200 a completely fake video these are all
00:12:01.959 real death defying stunts and I will put
00:12:03.760 my life on the line to recreate them but
00:12:06.120 in reality this is all a ploy to make
00:12:07.800 him think that I got run over by this
00:12:10.040 tank so first I tell beans and Tyler to
00:12:12.040 get inside the tank you guys get into
00:12:14.199 the tank while I put a GoPro in this car
00:12:16.959 thanks I'm going to throw this in the
00:12:17.920 car okay hey don't roll until we get
00:12:20.160 this in there now that Tyler knows that
00:12:21.639 I'm inside the car I'm going to quickly
00:12:23.279 switch myself out with my dummy
00:12:25.399 lookalike bye all right my stunt doubles
00:12:27.800 in the car please buy this and the rest
00:12:30.399 is a masterpiece oh God it's actually
00:12:32.680 started holy
00:12:36.360 sh stop stop stop
00:12:42.800 stop stop stop stop what the hell
00:12:47.399 bro stop stop yo get the get the
00:12:50.320 ambulance get the ambulance I'm calling
00:12:52.160 I'm calling is he
00:12:54.920 okay [ __ ] you guys suck my fing
00:13:03.240 dude God it's me it's not you I thought
00:13:06.920 you he died for a second wait AE I
00:13:09.079 actually was freaking out for like half
00:13:10.480 a second why is he filming on an iPhone
00:13:12.920 I have absolutely no idea what this
00:13:14.240 guy's filming for why is he filming on
00:13:16.000 an iPhone 2 this is my camera team what
00:13:17.800 do you mean you can't possibly use all
00:13:19.880 these camera angles you guys are doing
00:13:21.399 such a phenomenal job I really
00:13:22.760 appreciate it I hate this I want to go
00:13:25.079 home there's one more thing that you
00:13:26.120 have to say that's pretty much it I'm
00:13:27.680 leaving no no no no the other thing
00:13:29.160 about the show name that's really
00:13:30.519 awesome that we all like I just got got
00:13:32.880 on dick got got him this next time
00:13:35.519 everyone's like oh Eric died I'm just
00:13:37.199 not going to give a Fu I'm going to walk
00:13:39.199 away shout out to Faith l waren for
00:13:40.800 following on Instagram I'm following
00:13:41.800 back one person every single week that's
00:13:43.600 pretty much it I'm leaving
00:13:46.490 [Music]

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00:00:00.620 [Music]
00:00:04.400 did you just scream because if you did
00:00:06.080 you would have lost today's challenge
00:00:07.440 that's because today we're going to be
00:00:08.480 playing try not to scream in real life
00:00:10.240 with my girlfriend hey
00:00:12.240 my friend's girlfriend
00:00:14.400 all right how you guys feeling terrified
00:00:16.800 we're gonna start this bit off really
00:00:18.000 strong cause i've got a professional
00:00:19.199 archer coming out right here so he's
00:00:20.640 gonna shoot an apple off my head right
00:00:22.320 now we're gonna see how this goes three
00:00:25.760 two
00:00:26.640 one
00:00:29.599 help help help help help help help help
00:00:32.960 nice guys please just just breathe slow
00:00:35.840 right now or you can use my jacket yeah
00:00:37.520 yeah yeah yeah
00:00:39.440 it's a joke i'm fine get it what the
00:00:41.920 heck you're a psychopath it's just a
00:00:44.399 magnet
00:00:45.360 i thought i just got shot with error you
00:00:46.559 didn't scream nobody dude i'm in shock
00:00:48.640 well boys we're going to do better than
00:00:49.920 that i think yeah okay blindfolds back
00:00:52.000 on let's get them out of here now each
00:00:52.960 of our girlfriends have three strikes
00:00:54.480 meaning if they scream three times
00:00:55.760 throughout the rest of the day they're
00:00:56.879 eliminated it's also worth mentioning
00:00:58.239 that whoever wins this competition will
00:00:59.760 be allowed to go on a free vacation to
00:01:01.280 anywhere in the world so on the way to
00:01:02.960 level two i had the boys find out where
00:01:04.319 they'd want to go ladies how are we
00:01:06.080 doing little scarred i'm unwell oh why
00:01:08.960 didn't you scream your boyfriend was
00:01:10.479 shot by an arrow i was in shock i would
00:01:12.799 be surprised if all of them didn't
00:01:14.000 scream on the next level avery yeah if
00:01:16.080 you were to win this competition where
00:01:17.600 are we going to go on vacation there's
00:01:18.960 nothing going to be stopping me from
00:01:20.159 going to paris let's go
00:01:22.400 i want to go to greece where are you
00:01:24.560 going to take us on our dream vacation
00:01:26.479 we're going to italy the pizza maybe
00:01:28.240 some honey a little bunch
00:01:31.360 that's enough of that all right hope it
00:01:32.799 doesn't have to be anywhere crazy just
00:01:34.400 like a cozy cabin i think it's more
00:01:36.560 about the quality time together with
00:01:38.640 eric he's done youtube two out of the
00:01:40.880 almost four years we've been together i
00:01:42.640 think it'd just be nice to spend more
00:01:43.920 time together you know that made me like
00:01:45.280 you a percentage more oh that made me
00:01:46.960 like you about two or three percent less
00:01:48.640 you're gonna really hate it when i win
00:01:50.320 maybe me and you fight and see who wins
00:01:51.920 how about that it's on ladies i wish you
00:01:54.000 the best of luck except you hope i don't
00:01:55.759 care sick
00:01:57.040 level two includes an art exhibit a
00:01:58.640 mannequin gallery and a mystery box and
00:02:00.479 as you could expect there's something
00:02:01.759 off about this art and while i walk
00:02:03.439 these girls through this exhibit we've
00:02:04.719 named art attack the boys will be
00:02:06.159 watching in the other room i never have
00:02:07.600 faith in myself with challenges like
00:02:08.878 this because i've brutally failed every
00:02:10.318 single one you guys have put me in i
00:02:11.520 think sam can redeem me iman how do you
00:02:13.200 feel about caden i barely know her so
00:02:17.120 you know all of us have been with our
00:02:18.239 girlfriends for two plus years at least
00:02:19.920 yeah but you've been here with your
00:02:20.959 girlfriend about two and a half minutes
00:02:22.319 oh here they come here
00:02:23.440 oh here come the girls welcome to art
00:02:25.440 attack
00:02:27.280 it's a good thing this isn't a try not
00:02:28.480 to laugh challenge miss avery
00:02:30.640 did she just scream
00:02:32.480 yeah that counts
00:02:34.800 god dude you guys can go ahead and take
00:02:36.560 your blindfolds off this right here is
00:02:38.239 what i call fruits of labor
00:02:40.160 all of these are painted with scented
00:02:41.920 paint so i want you guys to really get
00:02:43.280 close to these one of the paintings in
00:02:45.120 this room someone's gonna bust their
00:02:46.879 face through the painting and they're
00:02:48.480 gonna have an earth-shattering scream
00:02:50.640 this is the fruit of power it's all bow
00:02:52.800 to the fruit of power bow
00:02:55.040 through the power fruit of power what is
00:02:57.599 happening i feel like eric can be a cult
00:02:59.680 leader
00:03:01.120 this is the fruit of despair it's a
00:03:02.480 great representation of me yeah you kind
00:03:04.560 of kind of have an oval shape well it's
00:03:06.400 more like the despair part
00:03:08.080 come on in here guys
00:03:09.599 and if you guys look really close
00:03:12.000 look really close dude i'm freaking out
00:03:14.319 a little bit
00:03:15.760 guys there's nothing there this is uh
00:03:18.959 the being of rage
00:03:21.360 looks like mac that does look like max i
00:03:23.360 don't want you guys to feel any rage
00:03:24.560 take a deep breath in
00:03:27.120 and out
00:03:34.560 i do have one more exhibit to show you
00:03:36.159 i've got the cremated ashes of somebody
00:03:38.080 very very special very important i'm
00:03:40.080 going to bring you this way alakazam
00:03:42.159 oh my god these ashes at the end of the
00:03:44.080 hallway here
00:03:49.599 these are the ashes of alexander the
00:03:51.680 great
00:03:53.120 you just peed
00:03:55.280 alexander the great was actually poison
00:03:58.879 that
00:04:03.200 that's the end of level two let's go
00:04:04.879 baby that's three screams only one level
00:04:07.599 we're just scratching the surface it's
00:04:09.280 fear it's true the levels only get more
00:04:11.040 intense from here hey but you know how
00:04:12.560 bad we need this trip to paris
00:04:14.640 you signed me up for the one challenge
00:04:16.399 that i you know is gonna be the hardest
00:04:18.399 for me to do
00:04:19.519 how did you feel about that level i
00:04:20.560 thought i made it through the jump scare
00:04:21.918 into the last one and then when that uh
00:04:24.320 ash has exploded all over here there's
00:04:26.000 nothing you can do sam you're doing
00:04:27.280 great keep it up we're gonna go anywhere
00:04:28.880 you want to go are you scared for level
00:04:30.320 three no i'm very confident these girls
00:04:32.320 are birds
00:04:34.400 last and least we have hope over here
00:04:36.880 what scares you the things that scare me
00:04:39.120 are
00:04:40.000 sharks and snakes you're afraid of
00:04:42.240 sharks and snakes yeah that's what you
00:04:44.560 said just write that down there no
00:04:46.400 reason writing that down is there any
00:04:48.000 like particular reason why you think you
00:04:49.759 and eric deserve this because he works
00:04:52.000 so hard as you guys see
00:04:54.320 i
00:04:55.120 literally hope that you lose magic all
00:04:56.960 right girls you got to put your
00:04:57.600 blindfolds back on we're pulling up to
00:04:58.880 the next challenge my heart rate right
00:05:00.400 now i can feel it
00:05:02.160 sam you got this you need a vacation
00:05:04.000 girls welcome to level three you've made
00:05:06.320 it so far i'm joking you've not made it
00:05:09.039 very far at all blindfolds off
00:05:11.360 looks like a pretty plain room
00:05:13.280 good thing i have my friend jay jay come
00:05:14.639 on in here jay
00:05:16.479 i asked jay to bring the most aggressive
00:05:17.919 snakes you could find this right here is
00:05:19.520 a bite from a snake i'm gonna set these
00:05:21.440 ones on the floor we're gonna be kind of
00:05:22.960 careful okay
00:05:27.680 where'd they go oh my god don't move
00:05:29.680 don't move so mac has night vision
00:05:31.680 goggles on
00:05:33.039 there's a bunch of props to mess with
00:05:34.240 the girls and try to get them to scream
00:05:35.600 so i was in this room earlier i'm
00:05:36.560 telling you guys it is pitch black they
00:05:38.320 legitimately can't see anything this is
00:05:40.080 a frame of what the room looks like oh
00:05:42.639 he's going in really cute
00:05:45.600 i am going to kill eric oh my god
00:05:50.160 oh
00:05:50.960 oh i think they got her i think he got
00:05:52.880 her oh is that a water gun
00:05:59.440 my god
00:06:04.430 [Music]
00:06:14.960 [Music]
00:06:16.639 i'm gonna kill you oh no
00:06:22.000 i mean she just knew this is coming
00:06:23.759 for fun at this point
00:06:25.280 oh here we go here we go what is this
00:06:27.360 gonna do
00:06:28.720 oh
00:06:30.240 he's scaring his own girlfriend he's
00:06:31.840 flirting look at home frozen she's about
00:06:33.840 to cry oh no
00:06:38.400 oh it's a snake it's a snake
00:06:40.400 oh
00:06:41.199 what the
00:06:42.400 hell
00:06:45.199 oh
00:06:46.880 she's she's swinging
00:06:49.759 hey this is unfair i saw this on the
00:06:51.759 internet so we brought the actual guy in
00:06:54.720 oh yeah this is the thing what the heck
00:06:57.360 is that that's a live b they're so
00:06:59.599 scared i would be too
00:07:10.720 all right let's turn the lights on
00:07:12.560 welcome level three congratulations you
00:07:15.599 guys were so good at this like i don't
00:07:17.440 think you understand how much this just
00:07:19.039 infuriated him that was not enough
00:07:20.479 screaming okay listen buddy that was not
00:07:22.160 fair you just shook your girlfriend's
00:07:23.599 hand and scored everybody else's water
00:07:24.960 guns i'm slightly biased hope you lost
00:07:28.240 big time really yeah you're done you
00:07:30.160 screamed like four times
00:07:32.880 congratulations girls
00:07:34.800 bye
00:07:36.000 so they're celebrating over there but
00:07:37.199 i'm gonna bring them into this break
00:07:38.400 room which is actually not a break room
00:07:39.919 at all this break room is actually part
00:07:41.680 of the challenge and there's hidden
00:07:42.880 cameras everywhere even in the fridge
00:07:45.199 let's ride baby let's ride okay they're
00:07:47.840 in the other room so we're gonna stay
00:07:48.960 really quiet the girls are walking in
00:07:50.560 now like they think they're on break
00:07:52.160 right now so oh my god so on my text i
00:07:54.560 can make that table explode you guys
00:07:56.319 just tell me when you want to do it
00:07:57.199 let's give sam her first strike i think
00:07:58.479 we don't do that the same i think maybe
00:07:59.840 we'll do that to like shut up i don't
00:08:01.280 think this is a relaxed room
00:08:03.919 i think i think oh no not kaden come on
00:08:06.720 come on come on go go go go stay away
00:08:12.319 my gosh
00:08:13.919 well none of them sound familiar you
00:08:15.199 know i'm just gonna take something now
00:08:16.879 bro these girls are so strong avery is
00:08:19.520 one strike away from losing it all right
00:08:21.120 now i still have confidence what's her
00:08:22.720 motivation right now why is she fighting
00:08:24.560 to win this because we see each other
00:08:26.160 four times a year we have a long
00:08:27.360 distance relationship it's real yeah
00:08:28.879 it's very real where do you guys think
00:08:30.080 you're going to go if you win we want to
00:08:31.199 go to paris why do you want to go to
00:08:32.719 greece with caden it's the most
00:08:34.159 expensive ah that's what i was looking
00:08:36.399 for you guys are always all trying to
00:08:37.919 drain my all of us are only here for
00:08:39.519 money we're on payroll to be your friend
00:08:41.440 so i've got a little surprise hidden in
00:08:43.039 the fridge i'm hoping somebody goes
00:08:44.480 forward
00:08:54.640 your girl screamed your nose hey she
00:08:57.040 tried her best you seem so calm all day
00:08:58.959 are you actually calm no i'm shaking
00:09:00.959 ladies welcome to the final two
00:09:03.600 oh
00:09:06.320 all right whatever tyler our least two
00:09:07.920 favorite people are gone now now my
00:09:09.600 least favorite version of the
00:09:10.480 competition is your girlfriend i have to
00:09:12.240 say the same about sam do you both have
00:09:14.399 like a hatred towards each other right
00:09:15.680 now no why
00:09:19.040 i just can't wait for the pictures that
00:09:20.720 i send you when we're in paris together
00:09:22.640 oh
00:09:24.000 he could photoshop that up real easy for
00:09:25.760 sure because you're not actually going
00:09:26.880 there we're going to be eating
00:09:27.839 croissants on the eiffel tower on a real
00:09:30.560 note are you nervous about losing what
00:09:33.040 could potentially be the best vacation
00:09:34.880 of all time for absolutely free i'm more
00:09:36.959 worried about disappointing you than
00:09:38.320 losing the vacation
00:09:40.880 babe you could never disappoint me uh
00:09:43.920 as long as you don't scream
00:09:46.160 the final level is sudden death either
00:09:48.720 of you fail this next challenge you're
00:09:50.240 out how do they switch up the rules like
00:09:52.640 this
00:09:53.519 because you guys are too good at this
00:09:54.959 stupid game or at the final level that's
00:09:56.880 how are we feeling i'm ready to go to
00:09:58.959 where italy
00:10:00.959 i hope that you have some trick up your
00:10:02.560 sleeve plan i always have a trick up my
00:10:04.640 sleeve welcome to the petting zoo to
00:10:06.560 maximize screen potential i decided to
00:10:08.079 calm the girls down with now let's open
00:10:09.440 the curtains
00:10:11.120 puppies
00:10:11.710 [Music]
00:10:13.839 then three two one open the curtains
00:10:17.200 a pony you guys keep thinking i'm gonna
00:10:18.800 do something horrible but what would
00:10:20.160 come next wouldn't be so cute as you
00:10:21.839 guys can see here mac and tyler are duct
00:10:23.920 taping their girlfriends to the ground
00:10:25.920 looks like she's in prison
00:10:27.839 you might notice a little hole down here
00:10:29.519 kind of looks like a mouse hole like a
00:10:31.279 rat hole
00:10:32.640 might end up looking like a new york
00:10:34.000 subway station in there oh my god i
00:10:36.000 can't stop shaking oh look at that sam's
00:10:38.000 scared tyler this is the first time i've
00:10:40.000 seen her scared all day while we're
00:10:41.279 waiting for mac and tyler i wanted to
00:10:42.800 share this with you i am throwing the
00:10:44.320 world's largest pizza party at the end
00:10:45.920 of the year wait how you see when i was
00:10:47.680 five i had a pizza party no one showed
00:10:49.279 up so i decided when i hit 10 million
00:10:50.640 subscribers i'm gonna invite 10 million
00:10:52.000 of my closest friends you guys one
00:10:53.760 subscribe equals one slice of pizza at
00:10:55.120 the world's largest pizza party i'm not
00:10:56.560 joking you're gonna be there tyler's
00:10:57.920 gonna be there mac's gonna be there
00:10:59.200 there they are now actually all right
00:11:00.560 well
00:11:01.920 we love you
00:11:03.279 well we love you
00:11:05.279 avery are you okay yeah if at any point
00:11:07.839 you wanna quit you can just say beans so
00:11:09.839 each of these bits has been crafted for
00:11:11.120 each of the girls my girlfriend
00:11:12.399 horrified of snakes avery is extremely
00:11:15.120 claustrophobic and sam is deathly afraid
00:11:17.279 of rats which brings me to our final
00:11:19.120 level
00:11:19.790 [Music]
00:11:26.800 there's so many of them
00:11:30.160 this is crazy
00:11:37.680 oh they're on average
00:11:40.560 sam has transcended to a different
00:11:42.079 dimension
00:11:45.360 get out there miss trainer yes would you
00:11:47.839 mind helping uh push these rats and
00:11:50.240 maybe set them on top of these young
00:11:51.760 ladies their faces yeah maybe their
00:11:53.360 faces
00:11:54.639 this is not ending until somebody
00:11:56.399 screams loudly oh sam is like on the
00:11:58.800 verge of crying
00:12:14.560 and tyler and sam decided not to go to
00:12:16.480 italy they just went to the beach and
00:12:17.680 sent me these videos they said they were
00:12:19.279 too busy so i want every single one of
00:12:20.880 you guys to comment tyler you silly
00:12:22.800 buffoon yeah just comment that below and
00:12:24.160 let me know where you guys want to go on
00:12:25.279 vacation maybe i'll bring one of you
00:12:26.480 guys on the next try not to challenge
00:12:28.000 all right that's it video's
00:12:29.180 [Music]
00:12:36.839 over i

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00:00:00.000 never have I ever is a game that pushes

00:00:01.740 people to admit their deepest darkest
00:00:03.419 secrets for example never have I ever
00:00:05.339 peed my pants in Walmart and then
00:00:07.080 screamed it wasn't me it wasn't me
00:00:08.760 please believe me
00:00:10.340 I actually played this game with my
00:00:12.480 friends about a week ago you want to
00:00:13.679 play Never Have I Ever real quick I'd
00:00:15.000 love to only I was secretly recording
00:00:16.980 the entire thing and everything they
00:00:18.420 told me they've never done they were
00:00:19.920 going to have to do in real life never
00:00:22.080 have I ever gone bull riding I've never
00:00:24.420 gone
00:00:32.820 supposed to come out I'm lucky for you
00:00:34.320 it is coming out right now okay
00:00:38.219 o'clock in the morning I'm gonna wake
00:00:39.540 the boys up there absolutely no idea
00:00:41.460 what's gonna happen wake up baby welcome
00:00:44.820 baby
00:00:45.810 [Music]
00:00:53.899 that's fake okay we're gonna jump in
00:00:56.280 here get inside get inside peace
00:01:01.940 you to get out of bed right now
00:01:05.319 [Music]
00:01:09.540 oh birthday celebrating something you
00:01:12.540 guys actually have no idea how would we
00:01:14.280 have any idea yeah the reason I'm
00:01:16.979 celebrating here is because I've been
00:01:18.360 keeping this whole thing a secret for
00:01:19.860 almost two weeks you see I hosted a fake
00:01:22.080 team photo shoot to get everyone
00:01:23.340 together took photos of them immediately
00:01:25.200 deleted them and in the middle of
00:01:26.640 everything paid the cameraman to
00:01:28.259 casually bring up a game of never have I
00:01:29.939 ever y'all I ever heard and never have I
00:01:32.040 ever just to get to the moment that
00:01:33.420 we're at right now undetected you wanna
00:01:35.400 play Never Have I Ever real quick I'd
00:01:36.840 love to does this see look familiar to
00:01:39.840 you guys
00:01:42.659 we played never have I ever
00:01:44.840 you didn't realize is that we're now
00:01:46.979 going to be playing the entire game of
00:01:48.299 never have I ever in real life
00:01:51.540 I'm trying to remember everything I said
00:01:53.159 I said I'm sure you're gonna remind us
00:01:54.180 clip number one you wanna play Never
00:01:55.619 Have I Ever real quick I'd love to never
00:01:57.360 have I ever stolen something from a
00:01:59.040 convenience store I'm I've definitely
00:02:01.020 I'm definitely done that wait no what
00:02:02.820 we're gonna post robbing a convenience
00:02:05.040 store you've both stole something from a
00:02:06.600 convenience store you don't have to do
00:02:08.038 it let's go
00:02:09.840 beans and I we have never robbed a
00:02:11.459 convenience store which means that we
00:02:12.540 have to go do that right now oh God now
00:02:15.239 breaking the law isn't exactly my vibe
00:02:17.660 okay put your camera's awake get the
00:02:19.920 [ __ ] off the property so I had a real
00:02:21.300 store stage with actors cameras and even
00:02:23.220 cops to arrest beans and I the cash was
00:02:25.080 that none of the boys actually knew
00:02:26.220 about this plan except for me beans what
00:02:28.080 are you gonna do if someone starts
00:02:28.980 screaming I'm gonna say sorry and I'm
00:02:30.720 gonna start crying here's what you want
00:02:32.459 to do you want to walk in you want to
00:02:33.840 put your fingers in like this and say
00:02:35.280 give me everything okay these are
00:02:37.140 horrible ideas I think we have to go for
00:02:38.879 it
00:02:39.959 oh man I think you grab a wine bottle oh
00:02:42.599 God
00:02:43.379 what's up guys boys just walking to the
00:02:45.000 gas station hoodies on imagine if the
00:02:46.860 guy like behind the counter has like a
00:02:48.360 freaking double barrel
00:02:52.879 you got it you got it
00:02:55.739 unless you want me to do it
00:03:01.200 oh my God
00:03:04.379 little diversion for me go up really
00:03:06.360 closer to the register this is weighing
00:03:08.819 heavy on my soul bro you're gonna be
00:03:11.159 fine don't worry don't worry Sam's gonna
00:03:12.840 be so scared of what's next I know what
00:03:15.120 you guys are doing I know you're
00:03:17.040 shoplifting in here we've had a bunch of
00:03:19.200 people shopping I need you to stay in
00:03:21.180 the store and tell the police arrives
00:03:22.620 and just call them you just called the
00:03:24.360 police I know what you guys are doing
00:03:25.799 they've been in there for a minute yeah
00:03:28.260 oh there's a police officer oh what the
00:03:30.780 [ __ ]
00:03:31.650 [Music]
00:03:34.519 what is happening wait should we text
00:03:36.959 him yeah text him text him text him I
00:03:38.640 mean they're gonna know in a second
00:03:39.540 they're screwed oh wow I don't know
00:03:43.260 about this one but this one was shopping
00:03:45.060 you need to go over there are you guys
00:03:47.040 is this like an arrest or you guys
00:03:48.180 attaining them dude what part of back
00:03:49.860 the [ __ ] up don't you understand let's
00:03:51.659 go
00:03:54.599 oh no oh Jesus Christ is this real yeah
00:03:57.900 I can't tell let's go get him
00:04:05.280 severe in his eyes what's going on I
00:04:07.500 can't I can't I'm still about holding it
00:04:09.360 together all right this is all a bit to
00:04:11.220 show you guys that shot the thing is bad
00:04:13.680 it's a [ __ ] let's go baby you look
00:04:17.579 shook up this is just a lesson everybody
00:04:19.560 out there shoplifting is bad why did I
00:04:22.079 have to be the one to learn that lesson
00:04:23.820 I actually wait why did you arrest him
00:04:25.560 instead of me he's the easiest
00:04:28.460 at any point during the day any of us
00:04:30.600 can opt out of one of the challenges but
00:04:31.979 if they do they'll be forfeiting the
00:04:33.419 glory belt that's right I had this belt
00:04:35.639 made with Glory printed across the front
00:04:37.560 from now on when the boys and I do
00:04:38.880 videos together we'll be competing
00:04:40.320 purely for Glory so at the end of today
00:04:42.360 whoever opts out of the least amount of
00:04:44.040 challenges will win the glory belt the
00:04:46.680 next one is never in my life have I ever
00:04:49.500 played football I never played football
00:04:51.240 that sounds like fun yeah that sounds
00:04:52.979 fun right who are we playing against
00:04:54.360 though oh yeah that's right I forgot to
00:04:55.919 mention to these boys that we would be
00:04:57.120 playing the baddest most ruthless
00:04:59.040 football team to ever walk the earth I
00:05:02.039 hate when you do that you lock eyes to
00:05:03.660 the camera and just go empty inside so
00:05:05.759 ruthless in fact that I made a stop by
00:05:07.320 my friends and Super Bowl champions the
00:05:09.479 LA Rams who agreed to train us and get
00:05:11.460 us ready for this game so we're with
00:05:12.840 Jacob Harris and Ellie Rams and Jake
00:05:14.820 Funk running back for the LA Rams let's
00:05:16.740 just say the training process was
00:05:18.120 interesting
00:05:19.500 foreign
00:05:23.810 [Music]
00:05:40.980 [Applause]
00:05:52.100 42 chicken salad
00:05:58.919 oh no no
00:06:01.160 hey boys there's a whole lot of them but
00:06:03.600 we got the heart and we them boys second
00:06:05.940 height oh God okay here we go
00:06:15.319 oh my God this was supposed to be easy
00:06:18.360 boys so much for that
00:06:40.340 three two one go
00:06:51.380 even though us three adult men only
00:06:53.819 scored one point against the swarm of
00:06:55.860 eight-year-olds I wasn't trying we
00:06:57.960 walked away from this experience better
00:06:59.460 stronger men having learned One Singular
00:07:01.740 lesson the one thing you could depend on
00:07:03.000 with the Swarm is they will always win
00:07:04.680 you can't beat the Swarm all right boys
00:07:06.060 I feel like we're good here we're done
00:07:16.280 oh my gosh
00:07:19.319 I told you guys they were gonna be scary
00:07:20.759 now the bit's gonna get less scary after
00:07:22.440 this well it depends if you think sharks
00:07:24.539 Bulls boxers and streaking a live sports
00:07:27.120 game are scary never have I ever gone in
00:07:31.319 a fight I've gotten who hasn't gotten in
00:07:34.139 a fight I've never gotten enough these
00:07:35.699 two have never gotten a fight yet I have
00:07:37.020 the reach of a T-Rex I don't know how to
00:07:39.840 fight no you do know how to fight you
00:07:41.340 remember the part where you fought me
00:07:42.479 this morning
00:07:43.940 you're not a boxer no no I boxed Jake
00:07:46.440 Paul one time no no he boxed you
00:07:49.340 so we got a professional boxer that's
00:07:51.900 your way in a professional boxer that's
00:07:53.400 your way and they're inside that gym
00:07:54.720 right now they're about to fight you
00:07:55.800 guys wait he's 80 pounds
00:07:58.520 I don't know how to fight because let's
00:08:02.400 go let's go let's go the boys were
00:08:03.720 fearing for their lives which is
00:08:04.800 understandable except for Tyler who
00:08:06.240 decided that he wanted to fight just for
00:08:07.620 fun if I do this one can I opt out of
00:08:09.300 one of mine later no I only do it anyway
00:08:12.300 I thought we were gonna be fine because
00:08:14.039 we were at a gym owned by the world's
00:08:15.780 greatest boxing coach a man responsible
00:08:17.759 for all the greatest fighters to ever
00:08:19.560 live Freddie Roach and under his
00:08:21.419 supervision we can all get punched in
00:08:22.919 the face safely I'm actually scared you
00:08:25.080 guys know these guys are normally super
00:08:26.639 loud and rambunctious being in this gym
00:08:28.440 has humbled them they're completely
00:08:30.240 silent I was talking all that smack out
00:08:32.159 there yeah and you see a professional
00:08:33.479 fighter and then you're like I've never
00:08:35.219 boxed before in my life ever no God
00:08:37.559 bless you okay here we go judeo just
00:08:40.559 called me do you have anything to say to
00:08:41.519 Mac he's about to box somebody if you
00:08:43.019 have any advice
00:08:59.010 [Music]
00:09:41.959 oh no
00:09:44.060 oh no
00:09:56.600 that was really cool you want to go
00:09:58.560 another rounder no I don't like watching
00:10:01.380 all of you guys fight me not fighting so
00:10:03.120 you're gonna hop in right now I mean I'm
00:10:04.140 not gonna hop in right now but if
00:10:05.519 there's any YouTubers out there who'd
00:10:06.839 want to jump in the ring maybe comment
00:10:08.459 if you guys want to see me get in the
00:10:09.480 ring with
00:10:11.579 despite the world that would be pretty
00:10:13.260 funny all right boys you guys look tired
00:10:16.079 for some reason honestly that was
00:10:17.459 awesome I had fun then I got hit in the
00:10:19.260 face and then I just like I don't really
00:10:20.339 remember what the rest of it was I feel
00:10:22.140 like you guys got your first fight out
00:10:23.279 of the way and it can never get worse
00:10:24.420 than that I mean the rest of the day
00:10:25.620 could definitely get worse Tyler's right
00:10:27.120 the rest of the day we'll definitely get
00:10:28.620 more interesting the next challenge is
00:10:31.440 never have I ever swim with sharks that
00:10:35.700 sounds like so scary because it's
00:10:36.839 unpredictable
00:10:38.340 [Music]
00:10:39.860 we have a boat waiting 10 miles away
00:10:42.720 that's going to take us into Open Water
00:10:44.160 to go swim with sharks I obviously
00:10:45.660 coordinated doesn't have time to prepare
00:10:47.040 I'm still very scared well how am I
00:10:49.200 gonna make sure they don't like eat us I
00:10:50.399 think we're just gonna put meat in the
00:10:51.839 water and just hope the Sharks show up
00:10:53.600 the waters yeah can I trump it while you
00:10:56.160 guys are in there no yeah you can
00:10:57.180 definitely jump the water yeah yeah no
00:10:58.620 no no no no yeah no that idea the time
00:11:01.680 had arrived and we were on the water
00:11:02.880 searching for sharks
00:11:05.760 it feels like I'm flying Jack we even
00:11:08.220 saw like 20 dolphins
00:11:11.220 oh my God
00:11:15.240 but not a single shark showed up so we
00:11:17.700 decided to leave and end the video just
00:11:20.220 kidding you think I'm not gonna go get
00:11:21.540 you shark content the next morning the
00:11:23.700 boys and I immediately flew across the
00:11:25.560 country to warmer Waters in Florida
00:11:27.060 chartered another boat I even paid a guy
00:11:29.100 to constantly dump gallons of blood and
00:11:30.899 just hurl chunks of meat into the ocean
00:11:32.579 and almost immediately we were
00:11:34.260 surrounded by sharks we're about to jump
00:11:36.060 in the water with these sharks because
00:11:37.500 we love you guys I love you so much
00:11:39.360 speaking of our wonderful subscribers
00:11:40.800 last video you guys voted on where you
00:11:42.300 want us to come for the world's largest
00:11:43.920 pizza party when we had 10 million
00:11:45.420 subscribers the five cities that you
00:11:47.220 guys chose drum roll please
00:11:55.040 Chicago let's go my hometown Atlanta
00:11:58.560 Georgia
00:12:00.060 you want to be throwing a pizza party in
00:12:02.100 every one of these cities along with
00:12:03.480 making the world's largest pizza in Los
00:12:05.639 Angeles I'm not joking this is footage
00:12:07.260 of me on a call with Pizza Hut who's
00:12:08.700 actually helping us make the world's
00:12:09.959 largest pizza reserve a slice of pizza
00:12:11.459 at the world's largest pizza party at
00:12:12.959 any of these five cities all you have to
00:12:14.519 do is press the Subscribe button we're
00:12:15.839 gonna go swim the Sharks now you guys
00:12:16.920 ready Eric look shark oh my God I
00:12:19.680 thought I was excited until right now
00:12:21.240 you guys excited or scared
00:12:23.390 [Music]
00:12:26.899 because I don't want them to know but it
00:12:29.760 didn't matter the Sharks knew we were
00:12:31.079 here and it was time to face Our Fate
00:12:36.959 oh
00:12:38.360 yeah that's a big boy
00:12:50.779 oh beans is freaking out
00:12:54.440 are you having fun I think he's crying
00:12:57.839 I'll be honest if you're a fan of the
00:12:59.040 channel you know that I have a fear of
00:13:00.480 the ocean something that is always
00:13:02.240 scared me is this and even if you
00:13:04.740 couldn't tell I was actually horrified
00:13:06.600 to get in the water with these sharks
00:13:07.980 but after a few minutes of swimming
00:13:09.180 around with them the boys and I actually
00:13:10.620 had a newfound appreciation for how
00:13:12.540 beautiful they are my favorite shark guy
00:13:14.339 named Gerald even gave me a little high
00:13:16.139 five on the way out such a legend
00:13:18.660 what do you think I mean that's like
00:13:20.220 that's the craziest thing that was
00:13:22.500 beautiful I was 100 worth it I sort of
00:13:24.360 just looked like majestic creatures and
00:13:25.980 then I started to get a little bit too
00:13:27.060 comfortable she got comfortable
00:13:29.540 you boys ready for the next never have I
00:13:31.800 ever probably not but we're gonna do it
00:13:33.899 anyway lucky for the boys we only had
00:13:35.519 two stops remaining but both of them are
00:13:37.680 more intense than anything we face so
00:13:39.899 far may have just gone shark diving the
00:13:41.399 Sharks will not be the only animal that
00:13:42.779 we're interacting with today do you
00:13:44.040 remember anything about an animal I
00:13:45.240 never had a cat I've never had puppies
00:13:46.860 let's see what we got here never have I
00:13:48.959 ever gone bull riding no never done that
00:13:52.139 oh legitimate like a live bowl
00:13:55.519 there's no way we're gonna do that you
00:13:57.600 guys boxed and I feel bad that I didn't
00:13:59.459 box with you so I will happily go first
00:14:01.620 in the bowl let's make a deal if you
00:14:03.180 break any bones bull riding none of us
00:14:05.399 have to do it fair fair I'm like waiting
00:14:07.860 for you to say this is like a joke it is
00:14:09.480 not a joke but I do have a trained
00:14:10.920 professional there named Cowboy Mike
00:14:12.899 which one of you failures is Cowboy Mike
00:14:15.120 nice to meet you Cowboy Mike this is
00:14:17.220 Cowboy Mike we may not look it but he's
00:14:19.139 actually one of the most prestiged bull
00:14:20.760 riders in the world and today he's going
00:14:22.800 to show us how to safely perform the
00:14:24.480 scariest sport on Earth Cowboy Mike I
00:14:26.940 have a question for you how dangerous is
00:14:28.260 what we're about to do it's pretty
00:14:29.279 dangerous you're his son yeah you ride
00:14:30.839 bowls yeah so you don't have any broken
00:14:33.240 arms or anything you're good I got
00:14:34.800 braces from when I moved on my teeth
00:14:36.240 around and I got hit in the mouth by a
00:14:37.860 bull's horn
00:14:39.240 [ __ ] you know we could still just not do
00:14:41.279 this well that's true but then you
00:14:42.600 wouldn't win the glory belt so after
00:14:44.220 some intense bull riding training with
00:14:45.839 the boys we felt prepared to move to the
00:14:47.639 real thing I'm gonna be honest with you
00:14:48.899 that training made me no more confidence
00:14:50.399 oh my gosh oh those are huge you're
00:14:53.820 gonna show us how it's done yep good
00:14:55.320 luck out there we go here we go here we
00:14:57.240 go here we go here we go
00:15:04.680 oh man good luck out there pal break a
00:15:06.600 leg as they say am I actually scared for
00:15:08.279 you oh my gosh
00:15:10.680 yeah four-wheel drive though if you
00:15:12.720 backed out I would 100 back out I mean
00:15:15.180 dude honestly I might just not do it
00:15:16.800 have you ever been skydiving yeah yeah
00:15:18.120 first time you ever went out that this
00:15:19.920 one through your mind like I don't know
00:15:20.940 but you did it right yeah very few ways
00:15:24.000 this goes good you'll be completely I
00:15:25.500 trust you guys actually I don't get hurt
00:15:26.940 please oh he's getting on the bull bro
00:15:28.800 he's getting there's literally no going
00:15:30.060 back oh my gosh bro it's like crazy this
00:15:33.480 is like really scary dude hey buddy hey
00:15:35.279 buddy there you go oh my gosh bro come
00:15:37.920 on Eric you're gonna be fine bro okay
00:15:46.459 oh my God
00:15:48.899 I'm out of here I'm done I'm done the
00:15:53.040 scary part was I was actually trying I
00:15:54.899 don't think I have any broken bones so I
00:15:56.459 feel like we maybe draw shorts draw and
00:15:57.959 decide who goes next I like this idea
00:15:59.399 all right whatever
00:16:03.240 done oh it's Tyler the only other time
00:16:06.600 I've seen this look in your face is when
00:16:07.980 I threw you out of a hot air balloon
00:16:12.120 we're out here to protect you and this
00:16:13.500 is what we do for a living okay you're
00:16:14.820 gonna be all right going to it positive
00:16:16.320 attitude you're gonna be totally fine
00:16:17.579 guys I am freaking terrified I promise
00:16:20.759 you you'll have fun he's not gonna hurt
00:16:21.959 you if he ain't gonna hurt you here we
00:16:23.040 go here we go here we go
00:16:26.040 all right
00:16:33.420 I didn't experience what's next oh my
00:16:36.180 God before I take this off and do some
00:16:37.980 jumping jacks okay all right
00:16:39.660 Unfortunately today we would no longer
00:16:41.160 be dealing with animals but people
00:16:43.500 whoa what we're about to do is the last
00:16:45.540 one
00:16:46.800 oh
00:16:47.820 I'm down for that I never streaked that
00:16:50.339 in a minute I've never street so we're
00:16:51.899 on our way to a baseball game right now
00:16:53.399 and we're gonna be streaking directly
00:16:55.620 across the uh the field right now that's
00:16:57.540 scary bro huh
00:17:00.060 this is a baseball game you weren't
00:17:03.180 lying well I actually have some shirts
00:17:04.740 for you guys I have never done this
00:17:06.240 before whoever gets tackled last wins
00:17:08.579 The Glory build oh my God
00:17:10.980 you better put your Crocs in sport mode
00:17:12.720 my Crocs armed in sport mode the boys
00:17:14.640 and I geared up for the last and most
00:17:16.319 intense never have I ever who would go
00:17:18.359 home with the glory belt and who would
00:17:20.039 get their cheeks spanked by the cops
00:17:22.260 this is gonna be the most horrible idea
00:17:23.939 we've ever had I don't know if I should
00:17:25.500 do it I don't know we should do it I'm
00:17:27.179 getting nervous now you nervous yes wait
00:17:29.640 till you are you guys gonna do this or
00:17:30.960 not I don't even know if I'm this is
00:17:32.700 crazy I might not actually do it I'm
00:17:34.440 gonna be honest with you really I got
00:17:36.120 wrecked already I think the glory belt's
00:17:38.039 mine next time Mac you should join nope
00:17:39.900 I want the glory belt I think are you
00:17:42.480 staying here with me it's gonna be a
00:17:43.559 game time decision now boys you might be
00:17:45.179 wondering how we got these phenomenal
00:17:46.559 seats at this baseball game I didn't
00:17:48.059 think about that for a second I'm
00:17:49.200 petrified with fear I could purchase
00:17:50.700 these tickets because I'm in control of
00:17:52.140 my finances using sofa and let me just
00:17:53.940 let you in a little secret by the end of
00:17:55.260 this brand deal I'm gonna give one of
00:17:56.400 you guys a whole lot of money to invest
00:17:58.080 so if I is a mobile first banking app
00:18:00.059 that lets you borrow invest and save
00:18:01.860 your money all inside of one app can
00:18:03.780 they bail you out of prison I mean if
00:18:05.280 you invest your money correctly you
00:18:06.360 probably have enough money to get out of
00:18:07.620 prison yeah that sounds pretty good you
00:18:08.880 guys know that over the past years
00:18:09.780 starting a YouTube channel the growth
00:18:10.799 has been pretty crazy and I really do
00:18:12.179 attribute that to managing money well
00:18:13.799 which is why I use Sofi boys I'll use
00:18:15.480 Sofi but as you probably know it's not
00:18:16.740 good to have money just sitting around
00:18:18.000 I'm whispering because I don't want to
00:18:19.860 get caught here filming inside of a
00:18:21.539 baseball game that we're about to streak
00:18:23.100 Eric what about what we're about to do
00:18:24.539 right after this which is why I love the
00:18:26.280 sofa checking and savings account so
00:18:27.900 much because they pay two percent apy
00:18:29.880 that is 66 times the national average
00:18:32.100 I'm just concentrating on not dropping
00:18:33.840 the soap when I go to jail
00:18:40.100 so if I made this entire video happen
00:18:42.360 for us and they also want to make
00:18:43.620 something very special happen for you
00:18:45.299 guys one person from the mafia is going
00:18:46.980 to win 25
00:18:48.179 000 by downloading sofa using the link
00:18:50.400 in my description that is the average
00:18:52.080 teacher's salary for an entire year in
00:18:54.179 America I'd rather just be a subscriber
00:18:55.799 right now if there's any Eric video that
00:18:57.480 I would click the link on the
00:18:58.380 description it is this one are you guys
00:19:00.059 ready yeah can we just talk about sofa
00:19:01.679 all night and not do this with the final
00:19:03.120 ending of the baseball game creeping up
00:19:04.740 we would have to make our move soon
00:19:06.059 roses are red violets are blue hope we
00:19:07.860 don't go to jail roses are red violets
00:19:09.480 are blue I can't wait to win the glory
00:19:11.160 Bill remember me as always the time had
00:19:14.160 finally come to find out who would win
00:19:15.900 the glory belt no no no no no no now
00:19:26.670 [Applause]
00:19:31.700 you're fast
00:19:34.140 oh God
00:19:35.900 now this was a Twist I could have never
00:19:38.460 imagined seeing that we were all out
00:19:39.600 running security he's was so mad about
00:19:41.580 boxing earlier that he would rather
00:19:43.080 tackle me and get us both out and have
00:19:45.120 me win oh my God
00:19:57.670 [Applause]
00:20:01.220 Mac had done it after days of Ruthless
00:20:04.080 challenges beans and I were sent to the
00:20:05.580 station and Mac righteously claimed the
00:20:07.620 glory belt but there was one last thing
00:20:09.240 I had to do can you hold this for one
00:20:10.799 sec let's get one clip of me
00:20:16.159 okay okay
00:20:17.690 [Music]

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00:00:05.040 get in the car get in the car get in the

00:00:06.240 car get in the car
00:00:07.040 our forefathers created a thing called
00:00:08.639 laws now we all follow laws to keep
00:00:10.880 peace among humankind but there are dumb
00:00:13.280 laws for example guys did you know that
00:00:15.040 you can
00:00:15.360 step away from the truck please okay but
00:00:16.800 did you know that you can't eat fried
00:00:18.320 chicken with a
00:00:19.119 with a fork it's illegal it's crazy
00:00:21.039 right yeah why can't you do that now as
00:00:22.960 you guys know i like to involve the rest
00:00:24.480 of the mafia and let you guys have a
00:00:25.840 good bit of control over what we do here
00:00:27.279 on this channel so i had this idea of
00:00:28.720 asking you guys on community
00:00:30.560 what video you wanted to see us film
00:00:32.320 turns out that was a really bad idea
00:00:35.920 kyle wilson says break 100 laws in one
00:00:38.800 day
00:00:39.200 breaking 100 laws it says a bad example
00:00:40.960 for you guys it's not a good look i
00:00:42.399 don't
00:00:43.040 love the idea of going to jail so i
00:00:44.640 spent two days scouring the internet
00:00:46.160 looking through law books to find 100
00:00:48.399 dumb laws that we could actually break
00:00:50.239 in good conscience like for example did
00:00:51.920 you know that you cannot jump off of a
00:00:53.520 pier
00:00:55.680 that one's maybe not that dumb i just
00:00:57.120 wanted a foreshadow for you guys today
00:00:58.559 we have 12 hours to try to break 100
00:01:00.559 dumb laws
00:01:01.199 we've got mac max padillas they're going
00:01:02.800 to help me break as many laws as
00:01:03.920 possible and i've got hayden who's going
00:01:05.360 to be our human stop watch for today and
00:01:07.119 keep us on schedule i'm only going to do
00:01:08.720 this video to prove to you guys that you
00:01:10.000 literally have full control over the
00:01:11.200 channel if you want to suggest more bad
00:01:12.400 video ideas you can text idea to this
00:01:14.000 number i text with you guys every
00:01:15.360 morning and i want to use your ideas for
00:01:16.720 the rest of the year just don't
00:01:18.159 no more bad ideas no more
00:01:21.360 all right all right so we're here at the
00:01:22.479 hemekula boys house to start the day
00:01:24.240 they just got this really nice
00:01:25.360 van shane should be somewhere in here
00:01:29.840 long time no see baby this mail right
00:01:31.840 here
00:01:32.880 yeah yeah cool cool hear those van keys
00:01:37.759 wow this is sweet man perfect perfect
00:01:40.960 cool bye shane good guy there's a cop
00:01:44.000 over here how's it going
00:01:45.840 hey i got a new dog yeah his name is
00:01:47.759 doge okay
00:01:48.960 coin
00:01:52.880 is there any laws we can get him to
00:01:54.079 break you can get him to wear this mask
00:01:55.759 without a license
00:01:56.640 you don't have a mask license do you
00:01:59.759 hello good morning
00:02:02.960 why are you wearing that take that off
00:02:04.640 play on a baseball field with no permits
00:02:15.120 may not be flowing above 10 feet over
00:02:16.640 the ground i was a cross-country runner
00:02:18.239 i can run a mile in
00:02:19.520 about 39 seconds
00:02:26.010 [Music]
00:02:29.760 why did you give that to him they are
00:02:31.599 old people they are born
00:02:36.160 next one don't pick flowers in a park
00:02:37.840 sir yes sir
00:02:39.920 adam baby mug is so sweet it's illegal
00:02:43.920 to skip a rock in a california park how
00:02:46.000 many skips you've been on five
00:02:48.160 castle that was three three i'm gonna
00:02:50.560 say seven i got a pretty good ride here
00:02:53.760 two are you serious videos bring it home
00:02:56.239 baby
00:02:58.720 i think it's illegal to swim oh my god
00:03:15.720 [Music]
00:03:17.120 i love you rock love you too buddy
00:03:20.239 subscribe to the channel
00:03:27.040 yeah i mean that's a good point if
00:03:28.319 you're not subscribed we are trying to
00:03:29.840 get the 5 million subscribers
00:03:31.280 so uh hit the subscribe button below for
00:03:33.120 premium content in your subscription box
00:03:34.799 every single week
00:03:35.519 just do it
00:03:40.799 i'm doing something illegal again
00:03:46.000 he's 100 going back to cyprus by the end
00:03:48.000 of this video you're allowed to spit
00:03:49.360 outside your car no pouring salts on a
00:03:51.840 highway
00:03:52.879 there's no driving with a housecoat
00:03:56.400 rollerblading on a state highway who
00:03:58.159 wants to rollerblade boys
00:04:07.920 we're gonna go say fire in a movie
00:04:09.519 theater
00:04:12.720 fire slushy's fire that's all i'm gonna
00:04:14.959 say
00:04:16.000 i'm honestly thinking about just leaving
00:04:17.279 the boys in the van they're just
00:04:18.320 watching this
00:04:19.120 it might have just ended are you serious
00:04:22.720 that movie was fire dude cussing at a
00:04:25.520 mini golf course
00:04:26.560 all right guys i think it's only right
00:04:27.680 that i do this one cause i got a big
00:04:28.960 mouth
00:04:29.500 [Music]
00:04:34.639 you inspire me phineas are you doing
00:04:40.840 this
00:04:45.120 all right we're at a library apparently
00:04:46.800 you can't ride a skateboard inside a
00:04:48.479 public library that is not actually very
00:04:50.479 surprising max yes coach
00:04:52.080 you know what's happened
00:05:07.039 more skateboarding
00:05:14.720 yo we gotta get out of here bro he's
00:05:16.639 calling the cops yeah
00:05:17.759 all right we're out of here it's illegal
00:05:19.280 to plant a garden on a street so
00:05:24.479 sneezing on a city street throwing a
00:05:26.080 rock at a city street and sleeping
00:05:28.160 on a city street
00:05:32.000 very nice
00:05:39.360 there's no part of you that looks at
00:05:40.800 anything like a police officer sir
00:05:42.720 you are a pirate you are not allowed to
00:05:44.639 be here with the pirate flag yeah you
00:05:47.360 have to live immediately because these
00:05:49.120 pirate flags are not illegal here it is
00:05:51.360 illegal to walk in the sidewalk with ice
00:05:53.440 cream that's yours
00:05:56.240 putting ice cream in your back pocket
00:05:59.680 i just broke the law yeah you can't be
00:06:01.520 telling people to take stuff out of
00:06:02.800 their car i guess they thought you were
00:06:04.000 a police officer for real due to
00:06:05.440 copyright reasons it is illegal to sing
00:06:07.600 the macarena in public
00:06:17.039 they are doing something illegal go away
00:06:19.600 it is illegal to sell oranges in the
00:06:21.520 state of california
00:06:22.560 question for you guys is there any
00:06:23.840 chance in this absolute god forsaken
00:06:25.520 earth you would buy an
00:06:26.479 orange from us for even one penny that's
00:06:28.000 right here's a dog it is also illegal to
00:06:30.479 buy raw meat
00:06:31.520 is there any chance of this hellfire
00:06:32.800 that we call earth oh no i'm okay guys
00:06:34.639 is there any kiss miss miranda's playing
00:06:36.319 it you would buy this raw meat from me
00:06:38.080 is there any chance on this earth that
00:06:39.680 you would buy this raw meat from me
00:06:41.440 what are you gonna do with it i'm gonna
00:06:42.560 go cook it at home okay great thanks man
00:06:44.560 it is illegal to cover someone's
00:06:46.319 sunshine i got this
00:06:50.720 percussion on the beach
00:06:53.840 highly illegal swim while eating
00:06:57.840 done next law is illegal to do a public
00:07:00.840 performance just
00:07:02.160 follow my lead okay yes sir attention
00:07:04.800 santa monica all right we're playing one
00:07:06.560 song and one song only here we go baby
00:07:14.240 you'll never hear another song from us
00:07:15.919 again good night
00:07:18.800 dude we met someone randomly behind us
00:07:21.680 in line at starbucks and you will not
00:07:23.280 believe who this is going to be a call
00:07:24.720 back if you were watching the live
00:07:26.080 stream you actually snuck onto the
00:07:27.520 island
00:07:28.240 has anyone jumped off the pier yet no
00:07:30.960 are you trying to jump off the pier
00:07:32.400 i mean probably like from right out here
00:07:34.800 i'm guessing
00:07:35.520 yeah if i die right here dude uh that's
00:07:37.520 pretty much it i'm leaving permanently
00:07:39.120 you know what i mean everybody is
00:07:40.240 staring at us they know what's about to
00:07:41.440 happen let's just be low-key and just
00:07:42.960 get in yeah all right guys whenever
00:07:44.479 you're ready
00:07:46.000 three two got this baby let's do it
00:07:56.720 three
00:08:01.599 bro that's insane like can't they die
00:08:04.160 everyone is dead
00:08:06.080 let's go baby there's another loss bro
00:08:08.560 that was so
00:08:09.360 fun i do hear sirens in the distance
00:08:12.400 we should probably dip like asap get in
00:08:14.479 the car get in the car get in the car
00:08:15.599 get in the car
00:08:18.160 oh my gosh bro
00:08:22.479 i thought we were done it is illegal to
00:08:24.800 buy children okay sir
00:08:26.639 you seem like you have a lot of kids can
00:08:28.639 i buy you one
00:08:30.400 are you sure yes you seem like you don't
00:08:32.559 need them you want to come with me
00:08:35.039 that one seemed like a 40 bucks you have
00:08:37.599 to break
00:08:43.919 it's illegal to buy a mattress on
00:08:46.240 sundays you reserved a mattress for us
00:08:47.920 to buy
00:08:48.399 i did oh here for a mattress and
00:08:51.839 you guys have kids right yeah older now
00:08:54.399 how much you want for them
00:08:55.600 you want 50 bucks for them
00:09:01.040 i will pee where are you gonna go pee no
00:09:02.959 no no no no
00:09:04.959 he got so much urine my girlfriend lives
00:09:07.200 right over here oh she does
00:09:08.480 you you're my girl remember i'm your
00:09:11.519 girlfriend
00:09:12.720 all right so it's illegal to charge for
00:09:13.920 a house party and i heard they have a
00:09:15.120 house party so
00:09:17.440 you've been talking to my girlfriend nah
00:09:19.760 hey
00:09:20.720 what i heard you had a house party
00:09:22.800 there's literally balloons right here
00:09:24.160 you did this
00:09:24.800 you have money what is happening all
00:09:26.720 right come on okay
00:09:28.160 all right let's go boys party baby i'm
00:09:31.279 gonna
00:09:31.920 request him for a lot later it's against
00:09:34.480 the law for a balloon to fly more than
00:09:36.240 five feet above the ground
00:09:38.640 then you have another one do the exact
00:09:40.399 same thing
00:09:42.959 aidan what's the next law buddy it's
00:09:44.560 illegal to serenade your girlfriend
00:09:45.920 girlfriend how are we doing
00:09:47.120 i heard there was a secret chord
00:09:50.240 all right it is illegal to play bingo in
00:09:52.399 a private setting it is illegal
00:09:54.000 to gamble in a private setting i'm going
00:09:55.839 all in on padilla's i'm gonna bet on max
00:09:58.800 we have one more law and it's selling
00:10:00.720 alcohol at a bingo game
00:10:02.000 okay that'll be a thousand dollars
00:10:04.079 travis scott
00:10:06.240 you know what i've noticed guys the guy
00:10:07.440 that's telling us to break all the laws
00:10:08.720 hasn't broken a single law what's the
00:10:10.560 next law
00:10:11.200 you can't wear heels that are higher
00:10:13.760 than two inches without a permit
00:10:18.399 a nuclear device within the city limits
00:10:20.320 is a 500 fine
00:10:21.760 can we like vfx that or do you know who
00:10:23.760 i am
00:10:26.079 how's that is that good i think that's
00:10:27.440 pretty good yeah cool a man can't go
00:10:29.440 outside while wearing a jacket and pants
00:10:31.120 that don't match
00:10:32.000 buddy you're a felon at this point it's
00:10:34.480 illegal to strike a man on the front or
00:10:36.640 back
00:10:38.880 okay can you slap me on the back
00:10:41.920 slap it is illegal to set
00:10:45.279 mouse traps without a hunting license
00:10:47.279 that's a set mouse trap
00:10:50.720 in los angeles it is illegal to keep
00:10:52.240 anything in your garage other than a car
00:10:56.720 one may not leave sand in their own
00:10:58.839 driveway
00:11:00.720 you are not allowed to break more than
00:11:02.399 three dishes per day now keep in mind
00:11:04.720 we are going to clean this up
00:11:09.040 vadius is going to clean this up we are
00:11:10.560 going to keep breaking laws there are no
00:11:12.320 slippers allowed to be worn past 10 p.m
00:11:16.320 nice it is illegal to slurp someone
00:11:18.320 else's soup
00:11:21.519 all right i break the wall simmy is
00:11:23.200 technically my neighbor because she
00:11:24.480 lives in the room above me that's her
00:11:26.839 car
00:11:29.920 it is illegal to hunt moths under a
00:11:32.079 street land all right street lamp boys
00:11:34.240 where are you at
00:11:35.920 oh my gosh all right let's get out of
00:11:38.240 here yeah we gotta go
00:11:39.200 that was vfx it's fine i'm just a
00:11:41.519 talented editor nominate me for the
00:11:42.880 streamies i really want to win the
00:11:43.760 streaming videos you want to come right
00:11:45.040 in the truck with me
00:11:46.720 how does it feel to be an outlaw ah good
00:11:49.440 dude
00:11:52.000 it's illegal to stand outside of a
00:11:53.760 police station for any purpose after
00:11:55.600 dark
00:11:56.000 you want to go and tell them how many
00:11:57.680 laws you broke today
00:11:59.660 [Music]
00:12:01.200 cool this is why it's illegal to wear
00:12:03.600 slippers after 10
00:12:09.600 you p.m find these in the ground yeah
00:12:11.760 nice oh bro
00:12:12.959 no there's the billboard right there
00:12:17.200 that's our last law
00:12:24.000 guys we broke 66 laws we'll get them
00:12:25.920 next time mafia shout out to nuw for
00:12:28.000 following on instagram i'm falling back
00:12:29.279 one person every week
00:12:30.480 that's pretty much it i'm leaving
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00:00:00.000 this is what a hundred thousand dollar

00:00:01.680 vacation looks like
00:00:05.040 unfortunately i only have one dollar
00:00:06.960 yeah cause you're poor yeah
00:00:09.200 you're suitable all right all right so
00:00:10.800 for the next 24 hours while i attempt a
00:00:12.719 vacation using that singular dollar my
00:00:14.880 so-called friends will experience the
00:00:16.560 ultimate 100 thousand dollar vacation
00:00:18.960 you guys going to leave or you're going
00:00:19.920 to keep calling me poor we'll do both at
00:00:21.359 the same time four okay have a
00:00:23.600 phenomenal flight boys we definitely
00:00:25.279 will so where are we gonna go to have
00:00:26.880 the ultimate hundred thousand dollar
00:00:28.840 vacation the bahamas
00:00:30.880 what these boys don't realize for the
00:00:32.960 last year i've bought all their plane
00:00:34.320 tickets so i have a whopping 200 000
00:00:37.440 miles which i used to buy a plane to get
00:00:39.040 to the exact same destination so i
00:00:41.360 decided to disguise myself to get to the
00:00:43.120 airport without being spotted and
00:00:44.480 surprised them on the flight the boys
00:00:46.399 are literally right there literally
00:00:48.719 right behind me boarding my heart is
00:00:50.879 racing right now
00:00:52.860 [Music]
00:01:00.830 [Music]
00:01:09.119 this is my seat right
00:01:10.840 here this guy
00:01:12.479 how did you get here this plate was not
00:01:14.240 a dollar remember all those trips we
00:01:15.680 took literally all year long where i
00:01:17.280 paid for your tickets use the miles off
00:01:19.119 of those to get this flight for
00:01:20.479 completely free
00:01:21.759 once you get there i'm gonna have a
00:01:22.720 better time than you guys actually and
00:01:24.080 before we knew it we were there we are
00:01:26.080 in the bahamas oh
00:01:28.560 my god so we have challenge cards for
00:01:30.400 this video right first challenge
00:01:32.640 find a place to stay you will not be
00:01:34.479 able to do this
00:01:35.439 you guys didn't learn anything from the
00:01:36.560 last video huh for those of you who
00:01:37.920 don't know we tested if money can buy
00:01:39.680 happiness in a recent video with a one
00:01:41.600 dollar versus one hundred thousand
00:01:43.040 dollar hotel and after getting tested by
00:01:44.720 a lie detector both of us ended up happy
00:01:47.040 so today we finally answer the question
00:01:48.799 does money buy you happiness and in 24
00:01:50.880 hours we're going to use a lie detector
00:01:52.479 to prove it good luck on having a good
00:01:54.000 vacation have fun selling that camera
00:01:55.840 because that's all you can do
00:01:57.759 i'm talking a big game to these boys i'm
00:01:59.280 pretty nervous the car that they're
00:02:00.560 getting into has atlantis on the side of
00:02:02.399 it which is this insane resort i've seen
00:02:04.000 commercials of this place so i think i'm
00:02:05.280 just gonna ask around until i get a ride
00:02:06.960 there okay so we just arrived at this
00:02:08.560 crazy hotel apparently jason is going to
00:02:10.639 show us our crazy room are you ready for
00:02:12.480 the grand prize i am the all right
00:02:14.800 that's good oh my god bro this is crazy
00:02:19.440 look at the water view man the shower's
00:02:21.760 like three stories bro i'm five eight
00:02:24.319 you haven't real control of the thing
00:02:25.280 you poop in jason yeah you do jason what
00:02:27.599 the what is happening how much does this
00:02:29.360 cost a night it's about maybe ten
00:02:31.280 thousand dollars ten thousand dollars
00:02:32.720 for a single night that's only ten
00:02:34.160 percent we have to go harder well i've
00:02:36.239 been here for about 45 minutes now
00:02:37.760 asking strangers if they wanted to do a
00:02:40.239 deal with me where they give me a ride
00:02:42.000 in exchange for
00:02:43.440 nothing no free ride not sure why that
00:02:45.440 hasn't worked out they did say they
00:02:46.879 think there's a taxi service that comes
00:02:48.560 every 45 minutes or so that's completely
00:02:50.800 free that does take you to atlantis i'm
00:02:52.480 gonna kick back relax in paradise and
00:02:54.480 wait for this
00:02:55.840 shuttle to show up this is really the
00:02:57.840 best view you could possibly get now bro
00:02:59.680 where are we right now i have no idea we
00:03:01.599 get really lucky sometimes boss is this
00:03:03.599 for atlantis yes sir amazing what's your
00:03:05.760 name i'm david i've got a situation on
00:03:07.760 my hands i have to survive on this
00:03:09.920 island with one dollar for the next 48
00:03:12.239 hours oh man you're dead
00:03:15.200 what are you going to do is stay on the
00:03:16.239 beach
00:03:17.040 thanks for your confidence in me
00:03:18.879 and even though i couldn't get in the
00:03:19.920 boys luxury resort i took david's advice
00:03:22.319 and went to the free beach outside the
00:03:24.239 luxury resort so for now i'm just stuck
00:03:26.560 on the most beautiful beach in the world
00:03:28.319 look at this place this is not real this
00:03:30.640 is a picture how's it going what's good
00:03:32.560 do you have any suggestions for uh what
00:03:34.319 i could get around here for a dollar i
00:03:36.080 got an origin apple i mean i might take
00:03:38.080 an apple i'm not gonna lie to you really
00:03:40.640 oh
00:03:41.680 this is making my day right now thank
00:03:43.200 you so much i'm eric by the way
00:03:45.599 meet me by anthony's restaurant at 5 35
00:03:49.360 and we're gonna have a bear together a
00:03:51.040 bear with claws a drink oh a beer even
00:03:54.239 though i secured the date with i still
00:03:56.000 had to figure out where i was going to
00:03:57.360 sleep so worst case scenario this right
00:03:59.280 here is going to be my bed for the night
00:04:02.319 i mean like beachfront in the bahamas
00:04:04.640 not a bad hotel room and completely free
00:04:06.640 but i think we should go ahead and get
00:04:07.599 into challenge number two try on your
00:04:09.360 new outfit that's right okay i haven't
00:04:11.519 told you guys about this yet now back at
00:04:13.120 the airport we all picked random
00:04:14.640 suitcases that were put together by this
00:04:16.079 company called unclaimed baggage which
00:04:17.918 basically buys your unclaimed baggage
00:04:20.000 off of airlines and then sells it so we
00:04:21.918 bought four of these suitcases off of
00:04:23.360 them and some random person's luggage is
00:04:26.160 inside of this suitcase right here and
00:04:27.919 whatever is in there is all that i have
00:04:29.520 to survive what if it's a wedding dress
00:04:30.960 in here what if there's no clothes in
00:04:32.400 here you have to be naked
00:04:34.320 come on come on come on come on
00:04:37.520 oh there's another zipper
00:04:39.199 three two one
00:04:41.199 okay well the guy must have been going
00:04:43.759 skiing or something because everything
00:04:45.840 in the suitcase was in preparation for
00:04:47.360 the arctic tundra which if you haven't
00:04:49.440 realized is the exact opposite of where
00:04:52.160 i am this is a child's suitcase oh my
00:04:55.680 god
00:04:56.479 yoho i look like i'm straight out of the
00:04:58.320 70s dude what's up baby you guys your
00:05:00.400 jet skis what's the lowest you'll take
00:05:03.039 for one ideas yes give me 25. 25. yeah
00:05:06.400 okay i'm gonna earn 25 and i'm going to
00:05:08.320 come back to you and from that moment on
00:05:10.160 my only goal was to make 25 so i could
00:05:12.800 ride a jet ski and flex on my friends
00:05:14.320 but i was going to need some help from
00:05:15.440 an old friend
00:05:18.000 what up baby about a year ago basically
00:05:20.240 i almost died trying to steal mr beast's
00:05:22.240 island got stranded in the middle of the
00:05:23.840 ocean and this man right here called the
00:05:25.360 defense force and saved my fiji it was
00:05:27.919 good i am extremely hungry so how much
00:05:30.000 money you need at least ten dollars then
00:05:31.919 you get you something to eat basically i
00:05:33.840 just need a pitch to extract ten dollars
00:05:36.400 out of all these beach people the plan
00:05:38.000 was simple sell this pen until i have
00:05:39.840 enough money for food what's this flag
00:05:41.600 called i think it's called the leap of
00:05:42.800 faith it goes straight through the shark
00:05:44.800 tank what do you say we go on that right
00:05:46.320 now you bet you're out we're going on
00:05:47.680 that thing let's do it tyler i love you
00:05:49.199 buddy i hope you don't die down there
00:05:53.150 [Applause]
00:06:02.880 that was crazy would you give me
00:06:04.240 anything for this pen right here all
00:06:06.400 right fair enough just horribly
00:06:07.680 embarrassing for me pgj literally
00:06:09.600 doesn't believe in me at all we should
00:06:10.720 be some good serious you're the worst
00:06:11.840 cameraman i've ever seen is there
00:06:13.039 anything that you would trade me or give
00:06:14.400 me for this one pen
00:06:16.479 i was severely down bad but i caught a
00:06:18.960 lucky break from these bohemian people
00:06:20.560 on the beach who were nice enough to
00:06:22.000 give me free merchandise to go try to
00:06:23.680 sell to the tourist
00:06:29.360 who are you i have this t-shirt i've got
00:06:32.000 this bracelet and
00:06:33.759 i have this pen is there anything here
00:06:35.919 that you'd like to purchase from me no
00:06:37.520 you're just i'm nodding
00:06:40.319 people think i'm faking these videos
00:06:42.960 okay forty dollars
00:06:45.360 you get both the family jewels for this
00:06:47.440 both the family jewels thank you that's
00:06:49.440 the power of the pitch none of that
00:06:51.199 would happen without me what you did
00:06:53.360 nothing can we please god go get some
00:06:55.199 food i'm so hungry well i was struggling
00:06:56.960 to even make a dollar the boys were
00:06:58.479 literally burning thousands of dollars
00:07:00.639 scuba diving with sharks
00:07:09.759 lunch 16 i'm gonna leave one dollar tip
00:07:12.560 you don't understand how excited i am to
00:07:14.960 eat right now i'm so excited
00:07:19.440 look at this oh the fire behemone kung
00:07:22.240 snack i remember bro back when i was
00:07:23.759 poor i was down bad just like 10 minutes
00:07:25.520 ago bro that was 10 minutes ago speaking
00:07:27.120 of down bad actually you know who's not
00:07:28.800 down bad is those people that we're
00:07:30.160 gonna help for christmas thanks to
00:07:31.599 current
00:07:32.479 so i'm glad you asked current is the
00:07:34.080 future of banking current is helping us
00:07:35.759 surprise a bunch of strangers with
00:07:37.199 literally whatever they want for
00:07:38.720 christmas the boys should be doing that
00:07:40.240 what's your name
00:07:41.680 can i buy you a piece of jewelry are you
00:07:44.479 sure
00:07:45.360 thank you karen as you guys know current
00:07:47.440 responsible for a solid percentage of my
00:07:49.759 career like you guys they have been
00:07:51.199 there since the start to make some of
00:07:52.639 the most ridiculous videos actually
00:07:54.639 happen in real life
00:07:56.479 they're probably buying somebody at
00:07:57.520 gucci whatever they want current wants
00:07:59.120 to buy you something from any store you
00:08:00.479 want in here
00:08:02.000 wow
00:08:03.919 thank you clarence
00:08:05.410 [Music]
00:08:07.520 yeah okay yeah we could thank you so
00:08:09.520 much
00:08:10.560 you're about to make your girl's day go
00:08:12.000 because of the courage
00:08:14.080 i'm so freaking happy for you i got the
00:08:16.080 wrong friend
00:08:17.520 and we're not just going to be
00:08:18.240 surprising these random strangers we're
00:08:19.520 going to be surprising you guys i'm
00:08:20.560 going to be giving 500 away to 10 of you
00:08:22.479 guys all you have to do go download
00:08:23.919 current using the link in the
00:08:24.720 description and requesting me 500 bucks
00:08:26.240 at my current tag era that's literally
00:08:28.319 it awesome bohemian concrete there
00:08:30.160 that's a conch slot so up next we have a
00:08:32.958 yacht to get to the yacht you have this
00:08:34.958 thing the monstrosity of a golf cart
00:08:37.679 don't flip
00:08:38.839 it oh my god
00:08:42.479 this is our yeah that is a boat baby it
00:08:45.200 has a jet ski on the boat this is
00:08:47.680 craziness oh whoa this is like a whole
00:08:50.160 house that's right while i aimlessly
00:08:52.160 stood on the beach the boys had a three
00:08:54.000 million dollar yacht the world's fastest
00:08:56.320 jet skis and those underwater mermaid
00:08:58.480 things all to themselves
00:09:08.000 daytime is over in paradise the most
00:09:09.839 beautiful sunset i've ever seen with
00:09:11.839 this crystal blue water even if i had a
00:09:14.000 hundred thousand dollars money cannot
00:09:15.440 buy this this might look epic and
00:09:17.600 awesome but you know who's not doing
00:09:19.120 awesome it's my buddy frank gotta check
00:09:21.519 on frank guys frank is our house plant
00:09:23.200 we love him dearly frank pulled me aside
00:09:25.680 recently and told me that if we don't
00:09:27.760 reach 3 million subscribers before the
00:09:29.519 end of the year he's going to cut his
00:09:30.720 stem off why
00:09:32.320 just want to see him live 68 of these
00:09:34.560 people are not subscribed literally all
00:09:36.160 you have to do to save frank's life
00:09:37.440 press the subscribe button please god
00:09:39.360 we're surrounded by frank's family right
00:09:40.959 now what are you what do you guys think
00:09:42.959 i mean they're just screaming get the
00:09:44.320 channel three million subscribers
00:09:45.600 hashtag stay frank don't be asking me
00:09:47.440 tyler
00:09:49.360 oh yeah
00:09:53.360 i've had one of the best days today that
00:09:55.279 i've ever had in like my life and i
00:09:57.519 don't attribute it to the things that we
00:09:58.959 were doing i attributed it to that
00:10:00.240 person i was doing it with the things we
00:10:02.320 have right now and the memories like we
00:10:03.600 have right now we might forget someday
00:10:05.040 but it's all right here on the internet
00:10:07.519 and when we're 80 years old we can watch
00:10:10.079 this video and remember everything look
00:10:12.160 at your kids the banana boys they're
00:10:14.240 gonna be like why do you wear a banana
00:10:16.000 and i say because i want to
00:10:20.800 we're here for our scheduled date we buy
00:10:22.560 anthony's restaurant at 5 35. well not
00:10:26.079 it's not a dug a date
00:10:27.600 i have a girlfriend i just want free
00:10:28.800 food
00:10:29.760 i just want food i'm hungry i've been
00:10:31.440 waiting for uh about 20 minutes i
00:10:34.399 stood you up no i think you just got
00:10:36.320 your first bohemian stood up
00:10:38.640 okay she might have yeah that might have
00:10:40.320 happened all right i admit defeat can we
00:10:42.320 just leave well this is where the road
00:10:44.399 ends cgj but here's two dollars for gas
00:10:47.040 that's why you get sleeping on the beach
00:10:49.360 all right bye bud we are back to home
00:10:51.680 base so the boys
00:10:54.079 are staying in this floating room right
00:10:56.959 here and i
00:10:58.320 am out here walking around aimlessly on
00:11:01.279 the beach that seems like a fair trade
00:11:03.040 but something that you may not know
00:11:04.240 about me is that i grew up in a
00:11:06.240 situation where we could not afford to
00:11:08.560 do things like this and i always saw ads
00:11:10.640 for this place the slide that goes down
00:11:12.160 the temple into an underground water
00:11:14.079 slide filled with sharks i mean you guys
00:11:15.440 know me that's that's like everything
00:11:16.800 i've ever wanted and even though i'm out
00:11:19.120 here and not in there making the most of
00:11:21.440 today will make me just as happy if not
00:11:23.600 significantly happier i think that
00:11:25.279 mindset is what makes you happy and not
00:11:27.519 the money but i guess we'll see tomorrow
00:11:29.440 i'm gonna sleep on the beach
00:11:31.279 or try to i guess
00:11:33.310 [Music]
00:11:36.880 we're back home welcome back to the
00:11:38.560 unreasonably large room tyler i'm pooped
00:11:42.000 i've had so many mimosas the most fun
00:11:44.079 part of the day is going to be sleeping
00:11:49.839 hmm five o'clock in the morning
00:11:53.040 i am so glad that i got the bag with the
00:11:55.680 arctic winter gear because it got so
00:11:57.760 cold last night i'm using this sleeve
00:11:59.279 here as a sleeping bag
00:12:02.160 wake up buddy
00:12:03.600 ow breakfast is this coffee cake i found
00:12:06.240 in the garbage oh it's covered in ants
00:12:08.240 i'm still gonna eat it breakfast
00:12:10.800 oh my god for what an army or us
00:12:14.079 i don't deserve this man thank you very
00:12:16.000 much i think it's time we open the last
00:12:17.440 challenge spend the rest of your money
00:12:20.560 i can do that so i marched my way back
00:12:22.800 to the jet ski stand to fulfill my one
00:12:24.880 and only goal for this entire trip i'm
00:12:26.800 giving you 25 yeah you're gonna let me
00:12:28.800 take the jet ski out to flex on my
00:12:30.320 friends yes it's happening right now
00:12:32.320 here we go oh my gosh
00:12:34.880 this is insane i spent one dollar to get
00:12:37.519 here so finally after all my suffering
00:12:39.600 my hard work my only dream on this trip
00:12:42.480 had come true look at me i'm like tom
00:12:44.639 cruise
00:12:47.440 we just blew the rest of the money
00:12:48.959 ordering an absolute colossal amount of
00:12:50.880 food these 24 hours are about to be over
00:12:52.880 we're gonna have to fly back to los
00:12:54.160 angeles and receive a lie detector test
00:12:55.760 and really find out if money bought us
00:12:57.279 happiness that lie detector chest is
00:12:58.880 gonna have a hard time cracking me last
00:13:00.320 time the lie detector test said you
00:13:01.440 liked men are you attracted to anybody
00:13:03.360 else on the couch no
00:13:07.600 all right because the 24 hours are up i
00:13:09.360 did send eric our location and he's
00:13:10.800 going to be here in the next five
00:13:12.079 minutes i somehow got into the pool
00:13:13.440 complex and i'm walking over to them
00:13:15.120 right now what's up boys
00:13:17.519 listen i've got something to show you
00:13:18.959 guys that's just gonna i mean i spent
00:13:21.200 all my money to flex on you that's what
00:13:22.639 i'm saying what do you think about this
00:13:23.680 for a dollar boys look how fast i'm
00:13:25.279 going are you really trying to flex on
00:13:26.560 me right now with a jet ski i mean do
00:13:28.160 you understand that a jet ski was like
00:13:30.320 four percent of the fun that we had this
00:13:32.000 entire time spent more money on this
00:13:33.519 food than you spent on that jet ski all
00:13:34.959 right let's just go take the light
00:13:35.760 detector test so we flew all the way
00:13:37.200 back to los angeles to meet up with john
00:13:39.360 mr john there he is nice seeing you guys
00:13:41.839 again you traveled the seven seas to
00:13:43.760 find out who's happy i can tell you
00:13:47.360 you have to give us a 100 truth this is
00:13:49.360 your job this is going to decide
00:13:51.199 factually if money buys you happiness
00:13:53.760 were you truly happy with no money yes
00:13:59.040 japash let's go
00:14:04.320 are you attracted to anybody on this
00:14:06.240 couch you hit me with the door no i'm
00:14:07.920 not attracted to anyone on this couch
00:14:09.620 [Music]
00:14:12.480 this is this is we're not telling you to
00:14:14.160 say this just confirming correct did
00:14:16.800 money make you happy yes money made me
00:14:19.360 happy
00:14:20.030 [Music]
00:14:22.000 he's still failing
00:14:26.639 did money buy you happiness
00:14:28.720 yes
00:14:34.800 it's still a pail
00:14:41.360 listen boys i had a phenomenal time on
00:14:44.320 the vacation not because of the money or
00:14:46.720 lavish lifestyle was because of the
00:14:48.399 experiences i had and it was because of
00:14:50.079 the people that i met i think the reason
00:14:51.440 we actually was because we were doing it
00:14:52.720 together yeah dude i mean that's what it
00:14:54.160 was all about i feel like we finally
00:14:55.440 answered the question money does not buy
00:14:57.199 you happiness i think we should do a
00:14:58.480 rematch make sure that you guys
00:14:59.440 subscribe to save frank we love you
00:15:01.120 frank shout out to me miracle for
00:15:02.480 following on instagram you just want an
00:15:03.839 iphone i'm giving away a brand new
00:15:05.120 iphone to a new instagram follower every
00:15:06.720 single week until i get to 69 million
00:15:08.560 followers that's pretty much it i'm
00:15:10.079 leaving
00:15:11.990 [Music]

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00:00:00.000 this is one of my best friends trying

00:00:01.500 his hardest not to laugh that's because
00:00:03.179 today I'm recreating one of the most
00:00:04.440 popular types of videos on the internet
00:00:05.759 but because I'm not like a basic
00:00:07.440 YouTuber I'm doing it in real life I
00:00:09.179 have my best friends blindfolded here
00:00:10.500 and we're going to be seeing who can
00:00:11.400 keep their composure the longest the
00:00:12.780 rules are simple if you laugh you lose
00:00:15.000 you guys got that
00:00:16.640 three two one blindfolds off
00:00:21.859 all right so I got my live viewing area
00:00:24.240 right here and just so you guys know the
00:00:25.859 winner of this competition wins not only
00:00:27.300 the try not to laugh trophy but they
00:00:28.920 also get a paid vacation to anywhere in
00:00:31.080 the world thank you everyone for coming
00:00:33.480 here today to honor our beloved Judy
00:00:36.780 testerberger
00:00:47.360 Judy you sure gave me your money's worth
00:00:50.039 she wasn't the best I had but she was my
00:00:52.920 favorite
00:00:56.760 she really would just throw that ass
00:00:58.739 back she didn't really have a choice
00:01:00.239 that's kind of the way her wheelchair
00:01:01.620 sat
00:01:03.480 is there something funny
00:01:05.050 [Music]
00:01:06.659 you know I thought I would bring
00:01:08.640 something out it was the last g string
00:01:10.619 she left me
00:01:12.080 and if you smell it it still smells like
00:01:15.119 Long John Silver's
00:01:19.159 max out max out would you like to say a
00:01:22.140 few words about her
00:01:23.520 yeah you can come up here
00:01:28.920 oh God the cbd's wearing off where's my
00:01:31.860 phone
00:01:34.560 the two of my friends ruthlessly
00:01:35.939 eliminated it was time for the next
00:01:37.320 challenge boys unfortunately Mr Mac and
00:01:40.079 Mr Preston here did laugh in the last
00:01:41.939 round
00:01:43.159 but you guys get to hang out with me for
00:01:45.299 the rest of the day in the Next Room
00:01:46.140 each of our remaining contestants will
00:01:47.460 have a door with a surprise behind it
00:01:48.900 specifically tailored to make each of
00:01:50.520 them laugh door number one
00:01:55.460 this is our cameraman Max who agreed to
00:01:58.079 do this Dad I'm sorry
00:02:08.239 this is Malcolm he's 90 years old we
00:02:10.919 shot a couple of videos with him jack
00:02:12.300 loves him
00:02:14.400 the guy right here is actually Tyler's
00:02:16.980 best friend from Florida
00:02:18.920 that we flew in specifically for this
00:02:21.480 bit Tyler has no chance of winning I'm
00:02:24.060 so scared right now you specifically
00:02:25.800 should be scared oh no you shut me up
00:02:27.840 boys I've got the Toronto laugh trophy
00:02:29.640 it has the globe on the top which
00:02:30.959 reminds me if you are successful and not
00:02:32.760 laughing you're gonna win a vacation to
00:02:34.200 literally wherever you want in the world
00:02:35.340 Tyler what are you thinking Hawaii
00:02:37.580 Spain or something
00:02:39.379 Greece well me and Chloe were actually
00:02:41.940 talking about Bali
00:02:43.319 Chloe he's talking about here is my
00:02:44.879 sister who Iman has a huge crush on and
00:02:46.800 there's not a chance in this godforsaken
00:02:48.480 earth you're going to bother with my
00:02:49.379 sister you take your blindfolds off in
00:02:50.940 three two one off
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00:03:10.800 hurry look at charms I know you got my
00:03:13.319 lucky patch
00:03:22.920 [Music]
00:03:26.720 you have another bit Malcolm you said
00:03:28.739 you had something else for him
00:03:41.540 I need your help
00:04:06.140 I will pay any price to make you laugh
00:04:08.519 you guys should try harder the next spot
00:04:10.200 I think you guys are really gonna like
00:04:11.819 okay what is this why are all of our
00:04:14.519 dads here go ahead inside so inside here
00:04:17.160 we have five legitimate businessmen who
00:04:19.560 are gonna be doing their they would all
00:04:21.180 win to try not to laugh bro these guys
00:04:22.740 are going to be given a presentation
00:04:23.759 that they've never seen before the
00:04:24.960 presentation is literally built to make
00:04:26.280 them laugh they're gonna have to give
00:04:27.360 this presentation in front of this room
00:04:28.440 of actual businessmen right now I am
00:04:30.720 physically uncomfortable all right the
00:04:32.759 boys are in here there they are
00:04:35.639 I'm feeling really good right now I'm
00:04:37.080 not gonna lie you must be really need a
00:04:38.639 vacation I want a vacation that you're
00:04:40.139 gonna pay for oh dude I have a feeling
00:04:42.479 you don't want me to win oh I do want
00:04:43.800 you to win you do yes what's going on
00:04:45.240 with the boy how are you feeling mine
00:04:46.560 over matter I'm trying to focus on if
00:04:48.720 it's not fun it's certain confidence bro
00:04:50.580 just walk in there and be manly
00:04:54.900 Mind Over Matter This Guy's in here
00:04:56.880 legitimately believe that this is like a
00:04:58.560 real pitch they're actually investors
00:04:59.940 this is actually what they do for a
00:05:01.080 living there's a guy right here he's
00:05:01.979 going to show you into the room no
00:05:02.940 laughing starting three two one now it's
00:05:04.620 happening just looking at them right now
00:05:06.180 oh my God oh my God oh my God sorry
00:05:08.580 we're a little late Tyler very nice to
00:05:10.080 meet you I hate Tyler whatever
00:05:14.160 they look so unprepared uh I'll have you
00:05:16.740 go ahead and present the first slide for
00:05:17.820 everyone
00:05:19.680 uh yeah here I got you I'll set it up
00:05:21.360 for you you can go ahead
00:05:24.479 Daddy's milk hmm
00:05:27.740 so we're working with Daddy's milk
00:05:29.759 premium liqueur this is your product
00:05:31.500 right I really didn't know about keeping
00:05:33.539 that name or not the idea here is
00:05:35.580 straight from the nuts so you kind of
00:05:39.240 know what I mean right now why don't you
00:05:40.500 explain what tree nuts
00:05:44.039 you hear me out on the next slide you
00:05:45.419 know why should you and
00:05:49.440 you invine gravy
00:05:51.539 and beans
00:05:53.100 go ahead and tell them these are very
00:05:54.780 essential this time of day especially
00:05:56.160 with the economy and inflation it's good
00:05:58.259 to have beans lots of beans and lots of
00:06:00.720 gravy clearly
00:06:04.699 commercial example of this exactly
00:06:07.199 there's an entire commercial created
00:06:08.880 just for this yeah this is gonna lose
00:06:11.820 day
00:06:13.919 he's sweet
00:06:16.100 he's crazy he's orgasmic he makes me
00:06:20.880 finish if
00:06:22.639 glass drops
00:06:30.080 I don't think I've ever seen anything
00:06:32.639 more offensive in my life
00:06:37.020 let's get out of here
00:06:40.340 wow wow that was crazy we're gonna break
00:06:44.520 the news to him I think I had a couple
00:06:45.960 close calls I don't know if I did or not
00:06:47.340 I was so uncomfortable do you guys know
00:06:49.500 who lost I don't know remember like I
00:06:51.479 blacked out there it was so awkward from
00:06:53.280 our Viewpoint it was abundantly clear
00:06:54.780 that Iman is definitely out what
00:07:00.139 a grain of sand away from losing
00:07:02.460 everything but I did it you didn't you
00:07:04.560 didn't you're going down all right boys
00:07:06.120 so this is our next location so this is
00:07:07.919 a three-tiered system number one the
00:07:09.780 boys are gonna be interviewed by Chef
00:07:11.580 Rush yeah did you put oil on your arm no
00:07:14.639 that's the natural Blackness
00:07:16.639 so Chef Rush is obviously bad cop we got
00:07:19.680 good cop over here basically they're
00:07:21.180 going to be interrogated for a random
00:07:22.800 crime they absolutely did not commit and
00:07:24.599 if by some miracle they don't crack
00:07:25.860 right there tier number two is a
00:07:27.840 courtroom where they're gonna be tried
00:07:29.520 for those crimes and we've got our judge
00:07:31.139 up here what's your name Stacy great to
00:07:33.419 meet you listen I need you to be hard
00:07:34.919 line on these boys don't let them get
00:07:36.240 away with anything okay if by some means
00:07:38.940 they make it through this courtroom
00:07:40.020 phase three is that these guys are going
00:07:41.940 to be locked up in prison with their
00:07:43.919 cell mate who is that guy this is a
00:07:47.460 fail-proof plan for me to not pay for
00:07:49.560 anyone's vacation and we brought the
00:07:51.000 boys in for the final round to enjoy the
00:07:53.039 final bit I brought you guys some pizza
00:07:55.160 cheers boys speaking of pizza for my
00:07:58.020 sixth birthday party I actually threw a
00:07:59.400 pizza party and uh no one showed up oh
00:08:02.039 you weren't very popular huh so I DM
00:08:03.660 Pizza Hut and I said what would it take
00:08:05.039 to help me make the world's largest
00:08:06.780 pizza they said get 10 million
00:08:08.580 subscribers before the end of the year
00:08:09.900 it's a lot it's a lot three times as
00:08:11.759 many as we currently have I want you
00:08:13.020 guys to subscribe help us get to 10
00:08:14.460 million subscribers and at the end of
00:08:15.840 the year when we hit 10 million I am
00:08:17.580 going to make the world's largest pizza
00:08:19.199 and throw the world's largest pizza
00:08:21.360 party I want to share pizza with you
00:08:24.960 up and pray
00:08:26.819 two one
00:08:47.700 oh
00:08:51.920 my God
00:08:55.640 especially you spend on this whole
00:08:57.360 facility here I will spend whatever
00:08:59.220 amount of money it takes to not spend
00:09:01.440 small amount of money on vacation phase
00:09:04.920 three is random dude in a jail cell with
00:09:07.860 the burgers under his armpits if this
00:09:10.800 shirtless guy in jail doesn't stop manly
00:09:12.959 the guy deserves a vacation
00:09:18.080 two years ago I dropped out of college I
00:09:21.720 told my mom I'm gonna chase my dreams
00:09:23.339 Look at me now how's he doing Burgers
00:09:25.860 under the armpits yeah
00:09:27.980 I can't even try not to laugh with
00:09:30.720 shorts is killing me
00:09:32.959 baby nuts in my face okay okay okay he's
00:09:36.360 been in there for like 10 minutes I
00:09:37.560 think we should give him the W oh he's
00:09:39.120 my lady
00:09:47.540 where are we going
00:09:49.380 staying the whole day Greece baby
00:09:56.519 long story short we ended up sending
00:09:58.019 manly to Hawaii not Greece because he
00:10:00.060 doesn't have a passport all right thanks
00:10:01.980 that's the end of the video
00:10:06.050 [Music]

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00:00:00.080 this is the world's strongest man and
00:00:01.920 this is me an aggressively average man
00:00:04.480 today me and my three average friends
00:00:06.080 will be competing against nine of the
00:00:07.520 world's top professionals and athletes
00:00:09.360 to find out if there is truly strength
00:00:10.960 in numbers and teamwork the first
00:00:12.559 professional is this guy what's up guys
00:00:14.559 you're legally changing your name a
00:00:15.679 small man after this you owe me a
00:00:16.880 breakfast burrito if i beat you okay
00:00:18.560 it's fine and the first competition is
00:00:20.640 tug of war with this 20 000 pound bus
00:00:22.640 what's your why
00:00:25.119 you will lose all right listen boys
00:00:27.760 genuinely i think we can win this one we
00:00:29.840 have to there's no other option imagine
00:00:31.599 for the rest of our lives we can say we
00:00:33.040 beat the world's strongest man at
00:00:34.399 something not just a big meatball
00:00:38.480 boys
00:00:44.480 go go go go go go go come on come on
00:01:15.840 oh
00:01:29.200 i love you thank you for doing this with
00:01:30.960 us you just let us win nope
00:01:33.680 i think we actually have a chance at the
00:01:35.119 next one too what's that next to us the
00:01:36.880 next professional we're gonna be going
00:01:38.079 up against is a child prodigy his main
00:01:40.240 skill is that he's gonna try to
00:01:41.520 absolutely obliterate us at a spelling
00:01:43.439 bee so he's smarter than all of us i
00:01:45.200 think he's graduated college like five
00:01:46.720 times or
00:01:53.200 thank you something much i was the
00:01:55.280 youngest boy to ever compete in the
00:01:57.600 history of the scripps national spelling
00:01:59.360 bee i featured on jimmy kimmel live
00:02:01.520 steve harvey cnn ctv there was an hbo
00:02:04.240 documentary the youngest competitor on
00:02:06.320 dancing with the stars but i'm going to
00:02:07.920 absolutely defeat everyone here let's go
00:02:10.399 first we're going to do 1v1 versus akash
00:02:12.480 i feel like do i trust most to do this
00:02:16.000 not you you're not like the best english
00:02:18.480 speaker yeah but i'm good in spelling
00:02:21.200 all right let's let's let him do it
00:02:22.800 let's let him do it all right the word
00:02:23.920 for fidelius chihuahua c
00:02:26.720 h
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00:02:29.200 o wrong wrong wrong the next word for
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00:02:34.160 c z c-z-e-m-a
00:02:36.239 correct i don't know how you did that i
00:02:38.319 don't know what that word is we got all
00:02:39.760 the boys now precocious all right let's
00:02:41.840 think about this boys
00:02:43.560 p-e-r-c-o-u-t-e t-i-o-s focus
00:02:46.800 p-e-r that is absolutely incorrect we
00:02:48.879 are so close
00:02:53.060 [Applause]
00:02:54.440 p-r-e-c-o-c-i-o-u-s that is correct
00:02:57.760 what's your favorite word pneumonia
00:02:59.599 ultra microscopic silica volcano
00:03:01.760 coniosis
00:03:05.200 all right boys this next one might have
00:03:06.720 a little stomachache guy for this this
00:03:08.159 man right here is what i like to call
00:03:10.000 the glizzy god joel what's up baby joel
00:03:12.720 here is a competitive eater specializing
00:03:14.640 in glizzies so i've eaten about like 45
00:03:16.400 and 10 minutes before and that's why
00:03:17.599 he's called the glizzy god all right so
00:03:19.519 first i feel like we do a little 1v1 i
00:03:21.599 feel pretty confident i can actually
00:03:22.879 take you down on one i think he could
00:03:24.560 three
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00:03:26.319 one go
00:03:28.080 oh he's almost done he's almost done
00:03:34.159 how do you do that the best technique
00:03:35.760 for eating hot dogs grab your wiener
00:03:37.519 bite bite bite fight fight
00:03:39.760 no
00:03:40.959 no
00:03:41.760 it's just not it's not possible okay so
00:03:43.519 now all four of us are gonna try to go
00:03:45.040 against him so we're gonna steal this
00:03:46.159 technique here right three
00:03:48.239 two
00:03:49.040 one go go home
00:03:53.360 we'll destroy this man the bottom water
00:03:55.120 is disgusting i'm gonna choke put in the
00:03:57.280 water
00:03:58.879 my
00:04:08.799 keep it up
00:04:15.760 the official score 25
00:04:18.720 to 22. oh my gosh you guys are so close
00:04:22.479 you just feel fine i feel pretty good
00:04:23.000 No text
00:04:24.160 and if you thought that was intense just
00:04:25.759 know for the rest of the video these
00:04:27.120 competitions will only get crazier but
00:04:29.440 for now alright boys welcome to hockey
00:04:32.560 oh my god it's cold smoke
00:04:35.199 moak is a top scoring d1 hockey player
00:04:37.440 for the university of oklahoma known
00:04:39.120 best for doing this to people
00:04:42.560 all right yeah
00:04:44.160 he's like seven feet tall
00:04:46.000 it's all for show he's not that good
00:04:48.320 he might be actually pretty good but
00:04:49.919 there's four of us and one of him that's
00:04:51.360 exactly right who wants to go for the
00:04:52.560 1v1 before we do that
00:04:54.400 not it
00:05:00.560 is out there by himself right now i
00:05:02.080 actually feel bad i got this boy yeah
00:05:04.639 you got this he's done
00:05:20.720 oh
00:05:21.840 that hurts so much i need you okay
00:05:25.680 come on come on come on you're done
00:05:27.440 you're toast all right listen once we
00:05:29.039 get the puck we spread out evenly down
00:05:30.639 the ice and we just pass it to each
00:05:32.160 other let's do it okay we're really good
00:05:33.600 at hockey on three one two three we're
00:05:35.759 gonna get a hockey three two
00:05:39.360 one
00:05:40.320 go
00:05:44.000 get him
00:05:44.960 get him get him get him oh god
00:06:00.720 our score for the day is not looking
00:06:02.080 great yeah we didn't win anything the
00:06:04.720 next one i actually believe that we have
00:06:06.240 a chance yeah every time you say this
00:06:09.000 No text
00:06:09.199 this next one we're going to meet up
00:06:10.240 with my friend corey over here
00:06:12.160 you need to know about this guy he beat
00:06:13.680 lance armstrong at a race one time i'm
00:06:15.520 just the 20-time state champion over
00:06:17.440 here 300 meters me beating you right now
00:06:19.600 i doubt it okay three two one go
00:06:23.680 oh my god
00:06:26.240 he's doing good oh you're done for it
00:06:28.000 you're done for you're done no no no no
00:06:29.919 no no
00:06:30.800 he's so
00:06:33.520 that fast
00:06:34.000 is a whole car
00:06:40.479 what happened he's like a tesla 0-60
00:06:42.479 time we should do it together
00:06:44.160 boys come on why are there only three
00:06:46.000 seats i actually have something really
00:06:47.280 important i need to tell them so i'm
00:06:48.479 going to sit in the back and just talk
00:06:49.599 to the camera let's get it boys don't
00:06:51.199 let corey take us home you have zero
00:06:53.280 chance of winning oh you think so so
00:06:54.880 this race is one mile down the road that
00:06:56.720 way you're done for let's do this boys
00:06:59.440 listen buddy i'm not gonna be doing any
00:07:00.960 work with my boys right here i've got
00:07:02.560 this good luck to you guys okay here we
00:07:04.160 go here we go here we go you're done for
00:07:06.880 let's go boys oh no get him
00:07:10.560 out
00:07:11.199 we're gonna catch you buddy speaking of
00:07:12.800 traveling i wanted to tell you guys a
00:07:14.000 little bit about hopper hover is an app
00:07:15.599 that i use to save money on traveling
00:07:17.440 every time we book a plane ticket the
00:07:18.800 best prices for hotels rental car
00:07:20.400 bookings on average hopper saves us 60
00:07:22.960 on every single trip we take
00:07:27.759 whoa are you tired buddy yep hopper is
00:07:30.479 so easy to use i'm literally gonna book
00:07:32.160 a trip right now while we're doing this
00:07:33.759 next week i'm filming a video for you
00:07:35.120 guys in alaska so i'm gonna book out a
00:07:36.639 trip from los angeles to alaska and as
00:07:38.800 you can see right here the calendar is
00:07:40.080 color coordinated to show you what
00:07:41.680 flights are the cheapest right now so
00:07:43.039 i'm gonna pick this state to this date
00:07:44.800 and just like that i've already saved 10
00:07:46.560 but it doesn't stop there hopper does
00:07:48.080 all the hard work for you so for example
00:07:49.680 if they think these flights are not a
00:07:50.800 good deal i have the opportunity to
00:07:52.000 click watch trip and now based on
00:07:53.599 hopper's algorithm they're going to let
00:07:54.879 me know when the trip is the cheapest
00:07:56.560 you're slow buddy you're looking real
00:07:58.400 slow out there you ever go any faster
00:08:00.240 than this or you just i mean no no no no
00:08:02.479 no hopper also has flexible day plans
00:08:04.400 which means that you can plan your trips
00:08:05.680 within a few days of each other and if
00:08:07.199 you cancel within 24 hours you get a
00:08:09.120 full refund you're totally good and as
00:08:10.720 you can imagine traveling with these
00:08:11.919 boys there's a lot of chaos which means
00:08:13.520 a lot of rescheduling for traveling
00:08:14.960 isn't that right yeah
00:08:16.960 let's go baby i forgot this thing
00:08:19.280 actually doesn't have breaks she's so
00:08:21.280 bad happened we love
00:08:25.120 use the link hoppers
00:08:25.680 the description go download hopper so
00:08:27.039 that we can keep working with them and
00:08:28.639 if you use mylink to download hopper
00:08:30.479 you'll automatically get ten dollars
00:08:31.919 towards your first travel booking on the
00:08:33.679 app the finish line's right there the
00:08:36.159 boys let's go boys
00:08:38.559 i thought i came here for a race but
00:08:39.760 this was a massacre man congratulations
00:08:41.760 i guess i don't ever want to meet you
00:08:43.000 No text
00:08:43.360 again all right boys i have a very
00:08:44.640 special appointment set up with my
00:08:45.839 friend chef rush there he is boys this
00:08:48.080 is chef rush he's cooked for four of the
00:08:49.600 united states presidents and today he's
00:08:51.600 our competitor so we have no chance i
00:08:54.160 made one time a good salad
00:08:58.720 so what's the game plan for today so
00:09:00.240 we're going to be doing beef wellington
00:09:02.160 this is like an expensive thing it's an
00:09:03.920 expensive thing
00:09:05.279 like the microwave or something like
00:09:06.320 that
00:09:07.040 i would catch you so first things up
00:09:09.920 mushrooms i can take you down with knife
00:09:12.880 wait
00:09:14.399 mushrooms oh three
00:09:16.800 two i got these boys i got this
00:09:24.390 [Music]
00:09:26.480 you cut one mushroom you didn't even
00:09:28.320 finish that one guys he's good
00:09:31.600 all right we're putting an hour on the
00:09:32.720 clock boys timer starts right now here
00:09:34.560 we go i don't love touching this
00:09:36.000 somebody'll switch out somebody tap in
00:09:37.440 she's doing something with string over
00:09:38.720 here i'm springing it up hey can we
00:09:40.480 borrow some string all right put some
00:09:41.760 string on there
00:09:43.600 hey let me borrow that for a second so
00:09:45.040 we've hit it
00:09:46.480 is this pepper don't tell me that's
00:09:47.920 pepper
00:09:48.880 it's pepper all right put that sock on
00:09:50.320 there did you just put the beef
00:09:51.360 wellington in the microwave o
00:09:53.600 m
00:09:54.399 g put the pie crust in there yo this is
00:09:56.399 actually turning out really good all
00:09:57.680 right we gotta put that thing in the
00:09:58.560 oven tyler stick that sock in there i
00:10:00.240 don't know what he's doing oh there it
00:10:02.160 is doesn't look bad i'm gonna be honest
00:10:04.079 with you i think it looks perfect
00:10:05.279 honestly presentation time wow what do
00:10:07.600 we do with all this baloney baloney
00:10:09.279 smoothie baby
00:10:11.040 it's basically strawberry smoothie
00:10:15.120 i hate that we did this that was my
00:10:16.480 biggest regret in life our plate is
00:10:17.920 ready to go oh
00:10:19.440 it might look a little better it doesn't
00:10:21.040 taste better i think max the cameraman
00:10:22.640 decides i'm gonna go with this one first
00:10:25.440 it's like hard oh that looks good
00:10:32.480 is that bad do you want to try to wash
00:10:34.399 it down with a smoothie no this is going
00:10:36.000 to be bad too so it's not even a big
00:10:37.440 deal why are you so much keener on
00:10:38.640 digging into this one
00:10:45.530 [Applause]
00:10:46.959 that is a 10 out of 10. like i'm not
00:10:48.800 like that all right we lost boys score
00:10:51.040 what do you say we just get out of here
00:10:52.079 right boys the next one that we got is
00:10:53.000 No text
00:10:53.920 the world's greatest arm wrestler there
00:10:56.000 he is what's up brother what's up
00:10:58.240 basically all you need to know about
00:10:59.519 michael is he has really big biceps sort
00:11:02.079 of like me but um a little bit bigger
00:11:04.160 all right boys let me show you how this
00:11:05.279 is done you ever done this before once
00:11:06.959 or twice okay
00:11:09.040 i mean this is terrifying because your
00:11:10.320 arm rests like a mountain
00:11:12.000 oh my gosh that's tiny idea boys
00:11:30.959 that is so much force that is a shocking
00:11:33.519 amount of force right there i'm the
00:11:34.800 reigning wal super heavyweight world
00:11:36.320 champ i've won 23 world titles i beat
00:11:38.640 nathan haynes in high school
00:11:48.959 have you ever broken anyone's arms doing
00:11:51.200 this i've had a hold of a guy's hand
00:11:52.959 when he broke his arm i didn't break it
00:11:54.480 that's what the lawyer i told him to say
00:11:57.120 all right so how about we line all four
00:11:58.560 of you guys up and see if i can meet you
00:11:59.920 this is your last chance
00:12:01.680 to pull out
00:12:04.079 all right let's do it
00:12:05.680 i'm gonna try real hard though guys yeah
00:12:07.040 yeah yeah do it three
00:12:09.040 two one
00:12:27.680 oh my god
00:12:29.360 he has so much stamina oh
00:12:33.519 no no no no no no no no no
00:12:51.440 listen we may not have taken this guy
00:12:52.720 down we got a lot of other people to
00:12:53.920 take down okay we got a lot of
00:12:55.279 opportunity to prove ourselves regroup
00:12:57.360 re-strategize do better
00:13:00.560 thank you brother on to the next one
00:13:02.079 does this guy just like live in here or
00:13:03.360 something what's going on next up we
00:13:04.000 No text
00:13:05.120 have a speed painter you know what that
00:13:07.200 is at all a person who paints speedy
00:13:09.760 what's up boss what's up i'm brian
00:13:11.279 floats and i make my paintings between
00:13:12.959 eight and twelve feet in the air which
00:13:14.560 of you guys do you feel like is the most
00:13:15.600 artistic definitely not me
00:13:17.600 i mean i didn't go to film school
00:13:20.160 all right listen buddy is this a cute
00:13:22.079 little painter onesie you got going on
00:13:23.519 here i'm not intimidated you're a film
00:13:24.959 suit what do you do with paint brushes
00:13:28.480 it's good to have a theme when you're
00:13:29.680 making your paintings any ideas for
00:13:31.200 subjects the planting the ha
00:13:34.639 that's actually a great question you
00:13:36.480 guys don't know frank is our house plant
00:13:38.399 we love frank five minutes starts in
00:13:40.399 three two one go oh he's going for it
00:13:46.160 i think he's amazing that's okay it's
00:13:48.079 okay
00:13:49.199 because frank said that if we don't get
00:13:50.639 to three million subscribers before the
00:13:52.079 end of the year he's gonna cut his stem
00:13:53.920 off please guys
00:14:00.959 trying to say subscribe all we need you
00:14:02.880 to do is press the subscribe button
00:14:09.120 what is this
00:14:11.040 three
00:14:12.000 two one it's over put the prizes down mr
00:14:14.880 jim is right here you are a top-tier art
00:14:17.040 connoisseur so i trust you the most to
00:14:18.720 make the decision who has the better
00:14:19.760 painting all right this is my frank
00:14:24.240 that's pretty good i would probably go
00:14:26.079 with that one
00:14:29.519 it's all right this whole video is four
00:14:30.800 normal guys versus one pro we do need to
00:14:32.560 choose a new subject dwayne the rock
00:14:34.720 johnson yes
00:14:36.399 three two one go go go go go go go eric
00:14:40.800 what is that i'm shaping it what do you
00:14:42.560 guys think about this right here oh
00:14:44.959 it has a little bit of
00:14:46.560 a little diamond i didn't expect for us
00:14:49.199 to be that good come on cheers
00:14:51.680 this is good
00:14:53.360 how you doing over there bring you down
00:14:55.199 so far to the ground you're gonna come
00:14:56.480 through the other side of the planet
00:14:57.519 yeah you're gonna quit your painting and
00:14:58.639 go to film school after this
00:15:00.480 five hurry hurry four
00:15:03.120 three
00:15:04.079 two
00:15:04.880 one all right paintbrush is down this is
00:15:06.880 literally the rock i feel like i'm
00:15:08.160 standing in this present three
00:15:10.560 two
00:15:11.600 one reveal
00:15:14.560 oh
00:15:16.639 dwayne the rock johnson
00:15:18.639 i forgot the delay of the johnson who
00:15:20.480 won i mean i think we won art is kind of
00:15:23.199 up for interpretation please
00:15:31.680 all right boys the next one we're gonna
00:15:33.199 have to trigger our funny bones
00:15:35.519 can you just tell us instead of just
00:15:37.040 cutting to it
00:15:38.000 cut to the next scene welcome to the
00:15:39.000 No text
00:15:39.759 comedy club oh no this is real there's a
00:15:42.480 room full of like 50 people inside of
00:15:44.399 here waiting for us to tell jokes no
00:15:47.120 in this room is my buddy perry
00:15:49.279 perry so you're a competition for
00:15:51.040 tonight great why did you want to do
00:15:53.199 this i started youtube alone matt came
00:15:54.959 along and i'm doing with all of these
00:15:56.320 guys love you guys man i love you this
00:15:58.560 team right here is capable of literally
00:16:00.320 anything that includes stand-up comedy
00:16:02.320 and beating you bring it on first though
00:16:04.079 we're going to send only one person on
00:16:05.440 stage i feel like you should go
00:16:07.440 why should i go
00:16:09.040 yes he should go yeah he's funny he
00:16:10.560 looks funny he hasn't combed his hair oh
00:16:13.199 now you have to go this is going to go
00:16:15.040 real bad
00:16:20.720 all right here's a tragedy this guy was
00:16:22.320 actually really funny i mean listen to
00:16:23.920 these reactions
00:16:30.720 the only problem is if i uncensored
00:16:32.320 these jokes this video would literally
00:16:33.920 get taken off of youtube so you'll have
00:16:35.680 to enjoy some amateur comedy for now all
00:16:37.680 right uh uh mack is gonna come out right
00:16:40.160 now where are you at max
00:16:42.240 comedian
00:16:43.600 and uh
00:16:44.880 i'm just a guy
00:16:47.440 he's getting a little bit
00:16:51.580 [Music]
00:16:57.040 anyway i'm going to bring out three of
00:16:58.720 my pals eric vedius and
00:17:02.880 tyler
00:17:06.959 ladies and gentlemen
00:17:12.000 i heard when i was younger about the
00:17:14.480 american dream
00:17:17.199 what's green and has wheels everybody
00:17:20.079 it was grass i lied about the wheels
00:17:24.559 how are we doing tonight
00:17:27.039 what's up with the emergency room am i
00:17:28.720 right
00:17:33.280 i'm never gonna do this again
00:17:36.320 what happened out there
00:17:38.080 we got crazy my jokes were the best yeah
00:17:40.240 all comedians write their sets for years
00:17:42.000 we don't think with no experience and no
00:17:43.520 joke we do this for a job that we do
00:17:44.799 this every week on youtube right we're
00:17:46.240 not telling jokes our life's just a joke
00:17:58.720 this is horribly embarrassing well boys
00:18:00.720 we basically lost everything today at
00:18:02.640 least we're still friends right yes
00:18:05.120 shout out to hamza shuroff you just want
00:18:06.960 an iphone for following on instagram yes
00:18:09.280 i'm giving away a brand new iphone to a
00:18:10.799 new instagram follower every single week
00:18:12.640 could be you and try to get a 69 million
00:18:14.400 followers it's almost there that's
00:18:15.840 pretty much it
00:18:17.200 i'm leaving
00:18:19.010 [Music]

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# Escape Or Die: IRL
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00:00:00.000 This is my friend Tyler,and he's terrified of heights.

00:00:02.248 So today we're gonna take him
00:00:03.514 from one foot to 1000 feet off the ground.
00:00:05.937 That's the size of theEmpire State Building.
00:00:08.237 But first we're gonna start with this.
00:00:09.866 It's not the most intimidatingthing I've ever looked at.
00:00:11.841 Stand right here.
00:00:12.674 Okay. Now you're gonna put this on.
00:00:14.150 Oh! Ohh!
00:00:16.318 You have to walk across it now.
00:00:17.586 I was not expecting this.
00:00:18.937 All right, so we got Tyler
00:00:19.880 and a few of my other friends.
00:00:20.713 We're gonna be facingtheir biggest fears today.
00:00:22.051 Oh (censored). Oh my God.
00:00:23.531 To measure how scared they actually are
00:00:24.983 actually a Fitbits on all of their arms.
00:00:26.858 Oh!
00:00:28.017 Right now Tyler's a heart rate
00:00:29.299 is 120 beat a minute.
00:00:30.596 I'm on top of a building right now.
00:00:31.845 Oh! I'm falling!
00:00:33.660 Oh my God, dude.
00:00:34.841 Oh my God.
00:00:35.675 So that is an example
00:00:36.688 of what you're not gonna want to do today.
00:00:38.696 Fall to my death?
00:00:39.529 Yeah. You're gonna have acouple opportunities to do that.
00:00:41.468 What!
00:00:43.331 That was level one.
00:00:44.220 So you, along with my other friends,
00:00:45.558 are gonna be going fromone all the way to 1000
00:00:48.467 and their respective fears.
00:00:49.949 Manuel, pleased to meet you.
00:00:51.418 Manuel is up next on that list
00:00:52.396 with his horrible fear of drowning
00:00:53.958 with his US Navy instructor, Austin.
00:00:56.039 You ready to face your fears today?
00:00:57.667 What, what are we doing exactly?
00:00:58.996 You're gonna be treading in the water
00:01:00.048 for about 60 seconds.
00:01:01.296 I know you can't swim.
00:01:02.248 So the problem for you is tobe focusing on staying calm.
00:01:05.827 God.
00:01:06.660 I always wanted to be in an Airrack video.
00:01:07.813 This is now what I was talking about.
00:01:08.926 I'm actually terrified.
00:01:11.646 Right, man. Just getting mentally ready.
00:01:14.258 Jump in the water.
00:01:15.157 Oh man. Give me a second.
00:01:15.990 Gotta do it. You gotta just do it.
00:01:17.046 Oh God. All right. Oh God.
00:01:21.409 Why you so calm?
00:01:23.051 Listen to me. Don't breathe so fast.
00:01:25.200 Uh-huh!
00:01:26.033 You're at 25 seconds.
00:01:27.064 Holy (censored).
00:01:28.239 10 seconds left until one minute.
00:01:29.789 Don't breathe so fast.
00:01:31.108 It's calm, back and forth.
00:01:33.940 Breathe. Control your breathing.
00:01:36.945 Fifty-nine.
00:01:38.628 (censored) hate the water.
00:01:39.829 It gets a little worse.
00:01:41.219 I probably wouldn't even do the next one.
00:01:42.609 What?
00:01:43.828 (screaming)
00:01:45.512 Next on the fear chain of Eamon,
00:01:46.731 who is terrified of wildlife
00:01:48.055 and with the help of my friend, Jay,
00:01:49.340 an expert on the world'smost dangerous creatures,
00:01:51.551 we were gonna help him with that.
00:01:52.662 We'll start with something small, okay?
00:01:54.543 All right.
00:01:55.376 What do you think about tarantulas?
00:01:57.137 Oh no.
00:01:57.970 Holy (censored). Holy (censored).
00:01:59.430 Why are you so nervous?
00:02:00.461 It's a tarantula!
00:02:01.649 No. Dang it. Oh.
00:02:03.721 So this is where weclose it all and I leave.
00:02:06.750 It's just gonna cuddle up in your hair.
00:02:08.187 Just yell real loud. We'llknow you're in trouble.
00:02:11.077 And while Eamon was beingtortured on level one,
00:02:12.639 Tyler was about to literallyclimb straight to level 100.
00:02:15.728 We're actually meeting up with my buddy
00:02:16.718 who's gonna help us face this fear.
00:02:18.240 Should be right up here.
00:02:19.154 Welcome dude.
00:02:19.987 Oh, okay.
00:02:20.994 This is Michael, the tight rope expert
00:02:22.364 tasked with keeping Tyler alive.
00:02:24.309 Now Tyler might look likehe's suffering right now,
00:02:26.260 but what's important to know is
00:02:27.281 that we're doing this tohelp Tyler get over his fear.
00:02:29.952 Isn't that right, Tyler?
00:02:31.081 I hate you.
00:02:32.082 (laughing)
00:02:33.182 Tyler. It's time to go.
00:02:34.201 Michael. You're a tradeprofessional, right?
00:02:35.582 Yes.
00:02:36.415 Oh my God.
00:02:37.248 Oh, ah, (censored).
00:02:38.729 All right, he's up.
00:02:39.562 Oh my God.
00:02:40.395 Why is it so windy buddy?
00:02:41.886 We overcome the fear today.
00:02:44.034 Whatever you want, man.
00:02:44.945 There is one more twist.
00:02:46.214 This isn't the twist?
00:02:47.906 I prepared Michael with threeAirrack related questions.
00:02:50.957 If you get any of those questions wrong,
00:02:53.145 you have to fall off the line.
00:02:54.744 Buddy? Not gonna do that.
00:02:56.294 If you get them right,you get $500 per question.
00:02:59.194 Per question?
00:03:00.338 Okay. I like that.
00:03:01.604 What was the inspiration behind
00:03:03.176 Airrack's pizza restaurant, Sweet Pablos?
00:03:05.216 Random name generator.
00:03:06.813 That's correct.
00:03:07.698 Oh, whoa.
00:03:08.531 Oh, oh my God.
00:03:09.657 What was Eric's original plan of
00:03:11.375 using those 90,000Mercedes-Benz couches for?
00:03:14.028 To sleep at Logan Paul's house.
00:03:15.816 That's my boy. 500 bucks.
00:03:17.677 Oh bro. Bro, bro, bro. I'm shaking.
00:03:20.077 What color Lamborghinidid Airrack get trapped in
00:03:22.947 while attempting to win Mr.Beast's $500,000 game of tag?
00:03:25.809 Green.
00:03:26.642 Orange.
00:03:27.475 (laughing)
00:03:28.433 You answered it wrong.Jump off the line.
00:03:30.740 I hate you guys. What the-
00:03:32.247 You're safe, I promise
00:03:33.518 It's just freely scary.
00:03:34.638 Yeah. It's the issue.
00:03:35.471 Tyler, You got this. Come on.
00:03:36.969 Just take all day. Who knows?
00:03:38.310 Let go.
00:03:39.143 Okay. Oh my God.
00:03:40.260 I'm gonna soil myself.
00:03:41.381 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
00:03:44.562 Let go!
00:03:46.337 Oh my God.
00:03:47.314 Go.
00:03:49.206 (screaming)
00:03:51.017 (laughing)
00:03:53.925 Oh my God.
00:03:55.730 That was crazy.
00:03:57.137 I love seeing my friends face the fears.
00:03:58.528 Almost as much as I loveof the taste of pizza.
00:04:01.744 Are you really eating pizza
00:04:02.629 while I'm hanging off a freaking rope?
00:04:04.723 No
00:04:05.556 I can see you doing it. I'm not blind.
00:04:06.685 Then pay attention to your thing.
00:04:08.456 I hate you guys. What the (censored)?
00:04:10.055 I love pizza so much
00:04:11.303 that I'm actually throwing
00:04:12.136 the world's largest pizzaparty at the end of the year.
00:04:14.685 I recently had theworld's leading pizza chef
00:04:16.753 over to my house to discusshow we're gonna make
00:04:19.053 the world's largest pizza.
00:04:19.886 We're gonna make this happen, huh?
00:04:20.966 Well, of course, man.Nothing is impossible.
00:04:22.977 And you watching this areinvited to my pizza party.
00:04:25.354 Am I doing good?
00:04:28.287 Make sure that you are subscribed.
00:04:29.250 One subscribe to the YouTube channel
00:04:30.771 is all it takes to get one slice of pizza
00:04:32.239 at the world's largest pizza party.
00:04:33.777 Yeah.
00:04:34.610 Whoo!
00:04:36.889 That was actually one ofthe most terrifying things
00:04:39.076 I've ever done in my entire life.
00:04:40.425 And if you think this is crazy,
00:04:41.767 I promise it's only going up from here.
00:04:44.237 But before we go to level 1000,
00:04:45.546 Manuel and Eamon still have to face
00:04:46.626 their level 100 challenges.
00:04:48.327 What is that?
00:04:49.160 This is a glass box.
00:04:50.036 This is a torture device.
00:04:51.326 There are holes.
00:04:52.208 Every 12 feet, come up ateach hole, grab a breath,
00:04:54.946 and then continue swimmingthe entire distance.
00:04:56.968 There's no way I cansurvive any of this.
00:04:58.988 Let's go meet the safety team.
00:05:00.137 Yeah, I'm here in casehe needs second air.
00:05:02.186 So this is about much spaces you have.
00:05:04.439 All you gonna do is stay alive.
00:05:07.518 This are one of the scariestthings I've ever seen.
00:05:09.205 You ready?
00:05:10.421 Uh, I am ready.
00:05:11.766 Here we go.
00:05:12.599 Where are they going from here?
00:05:13.969 So I'm gonna startoff with a crazy snake.
00:05:15.948 I'm not scared. I'mactually not scared of it.
00:05:17.869 It's an eyeless snake.
00:05:18.848 Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:05:20.108 Okay. Okay.
00:05:20.941 He's so quiet now.
00:05:22.009 (muffled)
00:05:23.418 Whoa.
00:05:24.251 3, 2, 1, go.
00:05:28.139 Heart rate at 74. He'sgoing to the first hole.
00:05:32.559 Good.
00:05:35.389 Oh God. Eric, you areone sick (censored).
00:05:41.627 Going to the second hole.
00:05:43.144 (gasping)
00:05:43.977 Breathe.
00:05:45.911 This one's a little bit longer.
00:05:49.829 Oh my God.
00:05:50.662 Wait. How many snake are we dealing with?
00:05:52.456 We're just getting it started.
00:05:53.705 Oh my God!
00:05:55.147 Got a big one coming.
00:05:56.079 Oh.
00:05:58.556 Oh, there we go.
00:06:02.050 Don't get him nervous.
00:06:04.697 So there's the third hole.
00:06:15.390 Last hole.
00:06:16.395 Go baby.
00:06:18.747 Oh my god.
00:06:19.690 Man, you guys told me tostay calm, stay relaxed.
00:06:23.057 And it's all in your mind.
00:06:24.191 It's all in mindset.
00:06:25.257 Now with all threeboys passing level 100,
00:06:27.458 it's time for what we've allbeen waiting for: level 1000.
00:06:31.299 That's literally a thousandtimes more than level one.
00:06:33.471 Eamon's gonna have to confront1000 times more wildlife,
00:06:36.271 Manuel is gonna bepushed 1000 times further
00:06:38.959 than he was at the beginning,
00:06:40.071 And Tyler's gonna be facing his fear
00:06:41.438 1000 feet off the ground.
00:06:43.432 I have never actually seen a human
00:06:45.559 do what you're about to do.
00:06:46.842 Are you - this isn't okay.
00:06:49.170 So the plan for you today is
00:06:51.141 to bungee jump out of a hot air balloon.
00:06:55.524 Oh my God.
00:06:56.357 What's your heart rate right now.
00:06:57.683 120. I should call my mom.
00:06:59.983 Hey mom.
00:07:01.392 Why are you up so early?
00:07:02.533 You ever heard of a hot air balloon?
00:07:03.533 I've been on one.
00:07:04.453 Well, you ever jumped outta one, mom?
00:07:06.013 Are you out of your mind right now?
00:07:07.743 On a bungee cord?
00:07:08.785 What moron is going to let you do that?
00:07:11.002 This is actually the worst thing
00:07:13.681 I could possibly think of.
00:07:14.683 You actually look kind of mad right now.
00:07:16.294 You're gonna throw meoff a hot air balloon.
00:07:18.631 All right, it's timeto load up. Go in there.
00:07:20.293 Not yet. Not yet.
00:07:21.373 It's time.
00:07:22.244 Dude, no.
00:07:23.083 Go, go, go. There's no going back.
00:07:25.785 Well, actually Icould get out right now.
00:07:27.471 You could go.
00:07:28.304 Whoa, not anymore.
00:07:29.593 Oh, we're floating. We're floating.
00:07:32.535 I feel like we're already a thousand feet.
00:07:34.798 Why are you squatting like that?
00:07:36.625 There's just less chanceof anything happening.
00:07:38.679 But while Tyler's level1000 was in the sky,
00:07:40.496 Eamon's was still on the ground.
00:07:42.908 Knowing Eric, there's gonnabe a thousand of something.
00:07:44.666 Who's this guy?
00:07:45.508 Name's Jeremy. Bill's Bees.
00:07:46.341 Bees?
00:07:47.174 I'm gonna cover you withabout 10 to 15,000 bees.
00:07:49.545 10 to 15,000?
00:07:50.747 Yeah. About three pounds worth.
00:07:51.937 Are you a trained professional?
00:07:52.997 I am. I've been doingthis for about 10 years.
00:07:54.428 I've actually never gottenstung by bee in my life.
00:07:56.232 There's a first day for everything.
00:07:59.262 It's not great.
00:08:00.470 That bundle is all bees?
00:08:02.101 Oh yeah.
00:08:06.950 Oh my God. Oh my God.
00:08:09.534 Oh my God. Oh my God.
00:08:11.653 No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:08:13.314 Yo yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
00:08:17.196 Are they crawling up? They'recrawling up. Oh my God.
00:08:21.964 Oh God.
00:08:22.797 We're at this random building.
00:08:24.333 I feel like going through all these levels
00:08:26.063 and challenges has givenme a newfound confidence.
00:08:28.643 The more you try fighting the water
00:08:30.161 the more likely you areto lose against the water.
00:08:33.014 So here we are in changing.
00:08:34.241 We're changing for the final level,
00:08:35.544 a helicopter crash simulation.
00:08:36.924 Basically the interior of a helicopter
00:08:38.724 will be lowered into the water.
00:08:40.123 It will rotate as if it were a real crash
00:08:42.323 and our buddy Manuel will have to escape.
00:08:44.383 How do we prepare for this one?
00:08:45.443 This entire program is safety instructed.
00:08:47.966 We have divers in the water.
00:08:49.047 All safety is provided by FFTC.
00:08:51.111 Once we make impact
00:08:51.944 your next step shouldbe to grab that wall.
00:08:53.778 Grab your buckle.
00:08:54.611 All right, you ready?
00:08:56.618 Manuel was not ready at all.
00:08:59.433 Brace for impact.
00:09:01.474 (intense music)
00:09:43.690 That was really scary.
00:09:45.304 Just felt like I wasdrowning there for a second.
00:09:47.134 I just got out alive. That's all I know.
00:09:49.121 Manuel may have passed level 1000
00:09:50.484 but the other boys weren'tout of the woods yet.
00:09:54.515 This is insane.
00:09:56.102 Oh God. Oh God.
00:09:56.993 I can't believe I'm doing this.
00:09:58.572 I can't believe I'm doing this.
00:09:59.614 So right now we just brokea thousand feet, guys.
00:10:01.124 Oh.
00:10:02.352 If you want to go tolike 3000, you totally can.
00:10:04.143 Okay. Yeah. Let me, lemmego up a little bit higher.
00:10:06.442 Why would you tell them that?
00:10:07.974 I want you to look over the edge here.
00:10:09.794 Oh bro. This is, thisis, this is so bad.
00:10:14.521 This is so bad.
00:10:15.375 All right, Tyler.
00:10:16.208 This is so scary, bro.
00:10:17.996 We're doing this because we're boys.
00:10:19.444 I'm your friend and I'mhelping you get over this.
00:10:21.624 I love you.
00:10:22.457 I love you too.
00:10:23.290 I'll see you in five minutes.
00:10:24.189 See you in five minutes
00:10:25.069 Any bungee jump is scary,
00:10:26.459 but that's the beauty of it. You're solid.
00:10:28.119 That's not yourresponsibility. That's mine.
00:10:29.980 You got it. You got it. You got it.
00:10:31.890 Okay. Okay. Okay.
00:10:32.723 You got it. I believe in you, bro.
00:10:33.718 I'm (censored) beyondterrified right now!
00:10:37.351 You're good. You're good. You're good.
00:10:38.184 I think about it right now
00:10:39.194 but this is the hardest thingI've ever done in my life.
00:10:40.965 Brother. We're gonna do this.
00:10:42.252 You're gonna be fine. I promise.
00:10:43.365 Okay. Okay.
00:10:44.198 I promise.
00:10:45.031 Oh my God, bro.
00:10:45.864 Don't think about.
00:10:46.697 Oh my gosh. I'm gonna (censored) cry.
00:10:48.480 Counting him down.
00:10:49.313 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 go. Oh!
00:10:55.157 (screaming)
00:11:00.858 Yes.
00:11:06.296 I don't wanna look down
00:11:08.134 Tyler, you did it, bro.
00:11:09.596 Thank you.
00:11:10.578 Now that all my friendshave faced their fears
00:11:11.736 there was only one thing I had left to do.
00:11:13.876 I got your rope right here. - Save me.
00:11:16.095 I'm gonna cut it.
00:11:16.928 No! What the (censored), Eric?
00:11:18.717 Bye. - Oh, no, please.
00:11:20.209 It's a fake rope. I'mjoking. I wouldn't do that.
00:11:22.679 That was a sick (censored) joke.
00:11:24.368 (outro music)
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