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1. Narrator 1 (sarcastic)

2. Narrator 2 (straightforward)

3. Groom’s Father (greedy, show-off)

4. Groom’s Mother (over-emotional)

5. Groom (mummy’s boy, shy)

6. Bride’s Father (strict, middle-class)

7. Bride’s Mother (boastful)

8. Bride (bold, Insta-reel addict)

9. Rishta Aunty (nautanki matchmaker)

10. Relative 1 (foodie uncle)

11. Relative 2 (selfie aunty)

12. Caterer (frustrated)

13. Bandwala (greedy)

14. Pandit Ji (confused, funny)

15. Police Inspector (comic cameo)

 Scene 1: Rishta Meeting – Chai & Show-off
(Song Cue: Mehndi Laga Ke Rakhna – background entry)

Narrator 1 (sarcastic):
Shaadi ke har serial ka pehla episode hota hai — “Ladke waale chai peene aaye.”
Bas chai kam, demands zyada laye.

(Groom’s family enters with laddoo dabba make it comedy.)

Groom’s Father (bragging, loud):

Hamare beta IAS banne wala hai… bas result pending hai.

Narrator 1:
Pending matlab – abhi coaching ki monthly fees pending hai.

Groom’s Mother (emotional):

Aur beta itna sanskaari hai ki roz mujhe “Good Morning Mummy ji ke saath ek phool mandir
dil namaste orrrrrrrr…….. are bs bs itne hi ejomi ” bhejta hai.

Groom (awkward):
Maa! Wo emoji hoten h or ye to aajkl ka trend h!

Bride’s Mother (boastful):

Hamari beti MBA hai, rasoi bhi karti hai aur mandir bhi jaati hai.

Bride (sassy):
Mummy… rasoi matlab microwave, aur mandir matlab Insta reel location!

(Song Cue: Main Tera Boyfriend – bride swag entry, ladka wale shocked.)

Relative 2 (selfie aunty):

Wait wait, main live jaa rahi hoon – “#Shaadi Talks with selfie Aunty 2.0!”

Relative 1 (foodie uncle, staring at samosas):

Selfie baad mein… mujhe yeh samosa milega ki bas photo khinchoge?

Bride father:
Photo mein hi kha lijiye, calories kam lagenge.

(Rishta aunty enters likefull diva attitude.) gana add krna vibe match krta hua

Rishta Aunty:
Arre wah! IAS ladka, MBA ladki… perfect rishta! #shadi # kalesh
 Scene 2: Dowry Discussion
Bride’s Father (strict):
Dekhiye ji, mithai, kapde, ghee sab hoga. Hum middle-class hain, par izzat badi cheez hai.

Groom’s Father (greedy, fake polite):

Haanji, bas ek chhoti si demand hai… iPhone 17 Pro Max, macbook ipad imac headphone sb
4-4 krdijiyega.

Bride’s Father (explodes):

Humne socha ghee boora maangoge… aap toh Apple Store kholna chahte ho!

Narrator 2 (straightforward):
Yeh negotiation dekh kar lag raha hai jaise Flipkart Big Billion Day chal raha hai.

Bride’s Mother (boastful):

Dekho ji, hum mandap mein AC bhi lagwayenge

#AC #AMEERI

Relative 1 (foodie uncle, whispering):

Bas mujhe iPhone ka cover free de do… main khana cover kar loonga.

Caterer (snaps):
Uncle, shaadi ka catering main kar raha hoon, aap nahi!

Bride’s Father (strict):

Shaadi hogi – par ek shart pe. No dowry!

Groom (bold):
papa… mujhe sirf dulhan chahiye. iPhone main khud kharid loonga EMI pe.

Bride (proud):
Aur reels main sponsor kar dungi!

Groom (nervous):
shaadi discount milega kya?

Bride (teasing):
Milega… Insta collab se! Hashtag: #ShaadiOnEMI

Scene 3: Ladka–Ladki Private Talk (3 min)

(Both sit awkwardly, rishta aunty spying like CID.)

Bride:
Sach bolo… tum mummy ke bina kuch decide kar sakte ho?
Groom (softly):
Kar sakta hoon… par mummy se permission le kar.

(Audience laugh)

Bride (eye-roll):
Mujhe toh lag raha hai shaadi ke baad bhi mummy ke saath hi Good Night bologe.

Groom (shy):
Nahi… tumhe bhi bolunga. Bas ek request hai – Insta reel mein mujhe “Cry Baby filter” mat
lagana.

(Song Cue: Tera Hone Laga Hoon – 5 sec romantic, then DJ scratch)

Narrator 1 (sarcastic):
Kya chemistry hai! Lagta hai future mein dono apne bachchon ko bhi comment section mein
tag karke good morning bolenge.

(Rishta aunty claps .)#shadi pakki

Scene 4: Baarat Tamasha (4 min)

(Song Cue: Aaj Mere Yaar Ki Shaadi Hai)

(Bandwala dancing lazily, stopping mid-song.)

Bandwala (greedy):
Note do pehle, phir dhol bajega. EMI pe music nahi bajta!

Groom’s Father (angry):

Arre tum toh ladke se bhi zyada demanding nikle!

Relative 2 (selfie aunty):

Sab bolo – “Shaadi ka budget ud gaya!” Click!

Relative 1 (foodie uncle, hungry):

Arre bas dhol band karo… mujhe buffet khulne do!

Caterer (losing it):

Shaadi abhi shuru bhi nahi hui aur uncle buffet mein ghus gaye!

Scene 5: Mandap Madness + Police Cameo (4 min)

(Pandit ji enters with mantras ulta-pulta.)

Pandit Ji (confused):
Om Swaha… rukko, yeh kal ka calendar hai kya?
Narrator 2:
Pandit ji ko Google Calendar sync karna chahiye tha.

Relative 1 (foodie uncle, with gulab jamun in mouth):

Arre buffet band ho gaya kya?

Narrator 1 (sarcastic):
Lagta hai neighbours ne police bula li… shaadi hai ya IPL afterparty?

(Inspector enters with full swagger, twirling moustache, checking mandap like CID officer.)

Inspector (comic):
Kaun hai yahan Sharma ji? Shaadi kar rahe ho ya DJ night illegal chal raha hai?

Groom’s Father (nervous):

Nahi sahib… bas thoda band baja raha tha.

Inspector (mock serious):

Thoda? Mere thaanedar ka pet bhi dhol ban gaya! Aur upar se poora apple store khole hue
ho Dowry pe case karu kya?

Narrator 2 (straightforward):
Aur is tarah Inspector sahab ban gaye mandap ke chief guest!

Sb inspector ki khatedari me lag gye ek phone unhe bhi dediya

inspector (eating laddoo):

Shaadi illegal to nahi hai… catering zabardast hai! Main bhi rukta hoon.

Scene 6: Climax – EMI Wali Shaadi

Pandit Ji (serious tone):

Vivaah ka shubhaarambh… kanyadaanam prarambh,
Haddi-patti rahe salamat… na nikle dulha dumb!”

Bride’s Father (angry):

Pandit ji! Yeh kaisa mantra hai? Haddi-patti?
Pandit Ji (defending himself):
Arre bhai, aaj kal insurance mantra bhi bolna padta hai kya pata kosni ladki kb neele drum ka
use krle. Health coverage sabka ho jaye!

Relative 1 (foodie uncle, whispering):

Pandit ji, buffet ka mantra bhi padh do… samosa garam rahe.

Pandit Ji (flipping pages, confused):

“Om samosaya namah… chutney sahit praptirastu!”

Groom’s Mother (emotional):

Pandit ji, thoda properly kariye, yeh shaadi hai circus nahi.

Pandit Ji (nervous, chanting):

“Vivah sampannam… shubh mangalam…
Aur agar galti ho jaaye… Ctrl+Z hamara dharm!”

Narrator 1 (sarcastic):
Doston, Pandit ji ki mantrawali dekhkar lag raha hai jaise Google Translate se copy-paste ki
gayi ho!

Pandit Ji (closing book proudly):

“Shaadi ke mantra safal ho gaye… ab sabko prasad milega — ek ek samosa aur do gulab
jamun!”

Relative 1 (foodie uncle, jumping):

Bas isi mantra ka toh intezaar tha!

Relative 2 (selfie aunty, clicking photos):

Arre pandit ji, ek selfie lijiye samose ke saath… insta caption banega — ‘Blessings with extra
chutney!’

Caterer (frustrated, shouting from side):

Arre! Yeh prasad nahi, meri catering ka stock hai. Agar sab samosa prasad ban gaya toh main
bill kahan se banaunga?

Bandwala (greedy, playing dhol half-heartedly):

Pandit ji, mujhe bhi ek gulab jamun dedo… warna main shubh dhol ki jagah sad dhol
bajaunga!
Groom’s Mother (over-emotional):
Arey waah… mere babu ki shaadi aur samosa-prasad… kitna shubh lag raha hai! Mujhe toh
lagta hai har shaadi mein laddoo ki jagah samose hone chahiye!

Bride (sarcastic, rolling eyes):

Haan mummy ji… Insta reel bhi bana lenge… hashtag #ShaadiKeSamosay!

Pandit Ji (acting all holy, raising hand):

“Om samosaya namah… chutney sahit praptirastu… sab log shanti se line mein khade ho jao,
warna vivaah samaaroh ban jayega buffet sammelan!”

Narrator 1 (sarcastic):
Aur doston, jab pandit ji ne mantra ki jagah samosa baantna shuru kiya… tab shaadi mandap
kam, aur shaadi ka food festival zyada lag raha tha!

Narrator 2 (straightforward):
Aur isi hasi–mazaak ke beech ho gayi ek aur “Insta Shaadi”.

Narrator 1 (sarcastic):
Happy ending toh hai… par asli comedy tab shuru hogi jab inka pehla bijli ka bill aayega!

Kyuki #shadi #kalesh