Peom 2
Peom 2
Santa needs new reindeer. Through every nook and every cranny
The first bunch has grown old. The wind blew in on poor old Granny
Dasher has arthritis; Around her knees, into each ear
Comet hates the cold. (And up her nose as well, I fear)
Prancer’s sick of staring All through the night the wind grew worse
at Dancer’s big behind. It nearly made the vicar curse
Cupid married Blitzen The top had fallen off the steeple
and Donder lost his mind. Just missing him (and other people)
Everyone grumbled. The sky was grey. Our teacher gave detention
We had nothing to do and nothing to say. to the fountains in the hall.
We were nearing the end of a dismal day, She handed extra homework
And then there seemed to be nothing beyond, to the artwork on the wall.
Then Daddy fell into the pond!
We saw her point a finger
And everyone’s face grew merry and bright, at a banner and a sign.
And Timothy danced for sheer delight. She said their bad behavior
“Give me the camera, quick, oh quick! was completely out of line.
He’s crawling out of the duckweed!” Click!
The principal approached her
Then the gardener suddenly slapped his knee, and said, “What is all this fuss?
And doubled up, shaking silently, I heard you tried to punish
And the ducks all quacked as if they were daft, all the tires on a bus.
And it sounded as if the old drake laughed.
Oh, there wasn’t a thing that didn’t respond
When Daddy Fell into the pond! “You’ve made the teachers angry
by disrupting all their classes,
so if you want to keep this job,
you have to wear your glasses!”
Standing on a Chair Halfway Down
By Steve Hanson By A. A. Milne
I’ve never seen anything like it. If only the trees could grow lollipops
It’s such an unusual scene, With a sharp tangy taste of lemon drops.
as if they have springs in their sneakers, Lolly licky-lick
or bounce on a big trampoline. With a zingy twist.
Come along with a skip and a hop.
I think I know what may have happened
that caused this chaotic event: If chocolate heaven grew on tree leaf,
Last week they replaced our old sidewalk Bountiful, tempting, delicious to eat,
with one made of rubber cement! A smooth, silky, treat
In a chocy feast.
If only they weren't so out of reach.
Hear eye sit inn English class; the likelihood is When I got home from camp today,
that eye won't pass My parents almost died.
An F on my report card wood bee worse than They asked me how I got this way,
swallowing glass And here's what I replied:
It's knot that eye haven't studied, often till late
at knight This little cast from heel to hip
Butt the rules are sew confusing, eye simply Is nothing much at all.
can't get them write Some broken shingles made me slip
From off the dining hall.
Hour teacher says, "Heed my advice, ewe must
study and sacrifice" The poison ivy's not too bad.
Butt if mouses are mice and louses are lice, It missed my back and chest.
how come blouses aren't blice Of course, I guess I oughta add
The confusion really abounds when adding Mosquitoes got the rest.
esses two nouns
Gooses are geese, butt mooses aren't meese; I tried to eat some hick'ry nuts
somebody scent in the clowns And cracked a tooth or two.
And all these bruises, scabs, and cuts?
Two ultimatums are ultimata, and a couple of I haven't got a clue.
datum are data
Sew wouldn't ewe expect it wood bee correct I got the lump that's on my head
fore a bunch of plums to be plata? From diving in the lake.
And if more than won octopus are octopi, and I should've watched for rocks instead
the plural of ox is oxen Of grabbing for the snake.
Shouldn't a couple of busses bee bussi and a
pare of foxes bee foxen? That leaves this bandage on my chin
And these three finger sprains,
Let's talk about spelling a wile, specifically Along with lots of sunburned skin
letters witch are silent And sniffles from the rains.
Words like "psychologist" and "wreck" shirley
make awl of us violent I also got a muscle cramp
And another example quite plane witch is really And very nearly drowned.
hard two explain It's some terrific summer camp,
If it's eye before e except after sea, then what The coolest one around.
about feign and reign?
I'm sorry you missed the day I came home. I don't know what I've done wrong
I'm sorry you left my Mum all alone. They all keep telling me to be strong
I'm sorry you missed the first time I walked. But my heart will long
And I'm sorry you missed the first time I talked. So I wrote this song
I'm sorry you missed tucking me in at night. If I could go back and change the past
I'm sorry you missed turning off my light. Without you I don't know how I'll last
I'm sorry you missed me getting my first fright. I'm tired of going down the wrong path
And I'm sorry you weren't there to tell me it's Without you I feel like an outcast
alright.
We had a lot of good times
I'm sorry you never really cared, I thought that you'd always be mine
Never bothered to make a call. Life without you is not fine
In fact, I'm not sorry in the slightest bit. You always knew how to shine.
I'm not sorry at all.
If I could go back and change the past
You should be sorry, Without you I don't know how I'll last
Sorry to me, I'm tired of going down the wrong path
And sorry to all of us, Without you I feel like and outcast
For what you couldn't be.
I'm not ready to say goodbye
A Dad is supposed to love, They all tell me that I need to try
Protect, worship and care. But I would rather cry
A Dad is supposed to do all of this, My life just feels like a lie
But most importantly be there.
If I could go back and change the past
But you couldn't provide, Without you I don't know how I'll last
Protect or care. I'm tired of going down the wrong path
You couldn't worship. Without you I feel like an outcast
And you couldn't be there
I will always cry for you
Because you made the choice 'Cause I don't want to say goodbye to you
To never try with me.
Sure, you're on and off now,
But it's just too late, you see.
I just love how it makes me feel, It creates a story for everyone's life
But there's no way the feeling is real. as if it understands your struggles and strife
I can close my eyes and look up to the ceiling. it's impossible to stop, it's purpose will be served
It's the most pleasurable feeling. as if not to judge on whether or not you deserve
to feel absorbed in something bigger than yourself
The way it makes me move. where there is nobody to ever ring the bell
Just gracefully on my feet.
In the chords of my escape. Of complete reality and worry filled days
There are no expectations to meet. when life gets too real there's something that says
I'll be with you through the HAPPY and SAD
I'm free to be myself. the really GREAT days and even the BAD
I can dance, I can sing.
I can twirl around on the floor. It lingers as if ready at any possible time
That's how it's supposed to be. to lift you off your feet and begin to fly
away from all the grief, sorrow and pain
But of course, all happiness has to come to an end. to tell your mind that it's free again
I look at the ground
I sigh and frown. No judging or casting a nasty glare
It's time to let go of my only true friend. nope, just to let you know that it's always there
as the shoulder to cry on when no one else cares
I lift my hand to my ear and casts you alone to face all of your scares
And pull out the plastic.
I suddenly feel blank again. It will give you a feeling that no one else can
But soon again, I will feel ecstatic and open your eyes to the ever growing span
With the chords of my escape. of opportunity and dare and even the strength
to end it all or just shoot blanks
I will never again When you look in the mirror do you see what I can see?
see your smiling face. Your body and your spirit so unbreakable and free
I will never again When I look at every one of you, I hope you know I care.
feel your warm embrace. I hope you know you're beautiful and not a soul on Earth
compares.
I cry everyday
Wishing you'd come back. All around us in this world we are mocked by our reflections
Life just isn't the same That only show the things we hate and show our
With the Mother I lack. imperfections,
But when you look a little deeper there is so much that you
"I miss you mom, hide
Where have you gone?" That you don't need to be holding in and bottling up inside.
My days alone,
Just seem to long If you have a passion, let it out. It's been waiting so long to
shine.
I Scream and yell in anger If you love something, let it show. This is your chance. This
Wondering why your not here is your time.
I scream and yell in Sadness If you want to be an artist or you want to travel to Spain,
Wishing you were near.. Don't let anything stop you. There is no such thing as
shame.
Somedays I feel
I can't handle the Pain If you dream of being Buddhist or you want to play hockey
Somedays I cry knowing someday,
That I'll never see your face again. Forge ahead and carve a path. Don't let anything stand in
your way.
I looked up to the sky If you want to make world peace or be a therapist or play
and screamed ''Why Lord! Why!" clarinet
and as I fell to the ground Head right towards your future because you're not finished
all I could do is cry.. yet.
Maybe God put you there If you have something you're hiding, that you cover up in
for a reason. shame,
Maybe so I can see you If you're straight or bi or lesbian or transgender or gay,
In every Season There is nothing to be hiding! Show them what they've never
seen.
Maybe Life Isn't so bad You can do it! Boy or girl or not or somewhere in between.
with you gone.
Maybe you've been Because you're beautiful, yes you're beautiful. And that is
With Me all Along what I know.
You are unique and you are loved, and it is time to let it
I miss you mom, show.
Where have you gone? You are wonderful and beautiful and infinitely so much
My days alone, are still too long.. more.
Love is love! It doesn't matter what gender your heart is
beating for