The
Cookbook
By Maria Barnes
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Table of Contents
Meals
Desserts
Drinks
Sauces/Spices
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Meals
Dope Beef Soup
By systlin (on Tumblr)
Time: 4 to 5 hours
Serves: 4
Ingredients
● A couple pounds of beef
● 1½ cups water
● Onion soup packet
● Glass of red wine or beer (beef stock if non-alcoholic)
● Half an onion
● Whatever vegetables you have, ex.
○ Potatoes
○ Carrots
○ Parsnips
○ Thyme
○ Pickled walnuts
○ thyme
1. Take a couple pounds of beef and cube it. Then put the cubed beef in a
crock pot.
2. Add 1½ cups water
3. Add an onion soup packet
4. And a glass of wine/beer. If you want a non-alcoholic version add beef
stock
5. Add half an onion cubed and season with pepper, salt, chipotle pepper,
garlic, cinnamon, and cloves to taste.
6. Mix and put the crockpot on high for 3 hours.
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7. After 3 hours add veggies, whatever you have. Mushrooms, fresh
thyme and pickled walnuts are good as well.
8. Leave the crockpot for 1 hour
9. When finished will feed a family for a night or a single for a week.
Stew can be frozen and thawed in the microwave later.
Homophobic Mom’s Meatloaf
By gothaziraphale (on Tumblr)
Time: 2 ½ hours
Ingredients
● 4-6 lbs Hamburger/Turkey burger
● 1 pk onion soup mix or ranch mix
● 1Tbs ketchup
● 1Tbs spicy brown mustard
● 1Tbs bbq sauce
● 1Tbs steak sauce
● 1 egg
Mix the ingredients and shape into a loaf in a big pan and bake at 350
for 2 to 2hrs and 30 mins.
Homophobic Mom’s Mashed Potatoes
By comfynb (on Tumblr)
Serving: 6
Ingredients
● 2 lbs red potatoes
● 1 cup butter (2 sticks)
● 1 cup cream cheese
● Chives (Optional)
● Salt and pepper to taste
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1. (Optional step) Peel the potatoes
2. Put the potatoes in a big pot of water
3. Boil until potatoes are soft
4. Drain
5. Mash until it is the consistency you like
Ramen Noodle Peanut Butter Pasta
By Maria Barnes
Time: 4 to 5 minutes
Servings: 1
Ingredients:
● Ramen (any flavor)
● Peanut Butter
● Soy Sauce
● Water
1. Put your ramen in the microwave to cook for 4 minutes. Make sure
it is completely covered in water
2. On the stovetop, combine ,on medium heat, 2 tablespoons of
water with 2 tablespoons of peanut butter and 1 tablespoon of
soy sauce. (you can change the measurements to taste just make
sure they all combine)
3. Mix the sauce until it is all combined. If it is too thick, add more
water. If it is too thin, add more peanut butter
4. Once the ramen is done take it out and put it in a bowl Pour the
Peanut Butter sauce on top and mix it together.
Really Good Tomato Soup
By hiyappu (on Tumblr)
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Ingredients
● 1 can Campbell's tomato soup
● ½ tomato can half and half
● ½ tomato can milk
● 2 spoons of sour cream
● 1 slice/ 2 spoons of provolone
● Pepper
● Garlic powder
● Onion powder
1. Mix all ingredients in a pan on medium low heat
2. Chop up ½ a tomato and ¼ onion
3. Stir fry the tomato and onion with salt on high then medium
4. Put the stir fried onion and tomato into the soup
Potato Cheese Patty
Makes 4 patties
Ingredients
● Potatoes
● Cheese
● ⅔ cup flour
1. Peel two potatoes
2. Chop them into cubes and boil until soft
3. Mash the potatoes
4. Add ⅔ cup flour
5. Nead potatoes until it feel like dough
6. Flatten dough and add cheese in the middle and close the dough
around the cheese.
7. Fry until golden brown
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Instant Mug of Mac and Cheese
Serves: 1
Time: 4-5 minutes
Ingredients
● ⅓ cup pasta
● ½ cup water
● ¼ cup milk
● ½ cup shredded cheddar cheese
1. Combine pasta and water in large mug or bowl
2. Microwave on high for 2 minutes, then stir
3. Repeat step 2 until pasta is cooked (one or two more times)
4. Remove pasta from microwave and stir in milk and cheese
Remy’s Ratatouille Soup
Ingredients
● ¼ cup butter
● ½ cup olive oil
● 3 garlic cloves
● 1 chopped onion
● Any herbs you want
● 4 cups of mushrooms
● White wine (or white grape juice plus vinegar)
● 3-4 cups veggie stock
● 2⅛ cups chopped peeled potatoes
● 13½ tbsp double cream
1. Mix butter, olive oil, cloves, onion, and herbs together in a pot
until simmering
2. Add mushrooms, white wine, veggie stock, potatoes, and double
cream
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3. Let sit for twenty minutes on heat
4. Tastes good with garlic bread
Cajan Gumbo
Ingredients:
● ¾ lbs. Chicken
● Water
● 1 T Salt
● 1 T Pepper
● 2 tsp Onion Powder
● 2 tsp Garlic Powder
● 2 packs Gumbo Seasoning
● 1 T Olive Oil
● 3 packs Andouille Sausage
● 1 T Garlic
● 1 large onion
● 1 large green bell pepper
● Rice
1. Add chicken salt pepper onion powder garlic powder to large pot
and cover with water. Bring to boil and cook until done (around
30-35 min). Remove chicken and set aside. Once cooled debone
chicken
2. Slice sausage into rounds, dice onion and bell pepper. Get a large
pan and add oil. Saute garlic onion bell pepper and sausage for
about 15 min on medium heat.
3. Get gumbo seasoning ready. Instructions on back (basically mix
with cold water until combined)
4. Bring chicken broth back to a boil and add the seasoning mix.
Once it thickens add the chicken and sausage mix. Let simmer for
about 30 min.
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5. Cook the rice
Drinks
Hot Chocolate
By Maria Barnes
Serves: 1
Time: 4 minutes
Ingredients
● Unsweetened cocoa powder
● Sugar
● Vanilla extract
● Milk
1. Pour milk into a cup and heat it up in a microwave
2. Once it is finished, add one spoonful of unsweetened cocoa
powder and one and a half spoonfuls of sugar. This ratio is
flexible if you want you Hot Chocolate more or less sweet
3. Mix
4. Add vanilla extract; measure with your heart
5. You can add cinnamon and allspice. I usually do a dash of each.
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Chocolate peanut butter Protein Smoothie
● 1 cup Milk
● ½ cup Plain greek yogurt
● 1 Banana
● 1 T Coconut oil melted
● 1 TChia seeds
● 1 T Ground flax seeds
● 2 T Cocoa powder
● Peanut butter measure from the heart
● 1 tsp Vanilla extract
● 1 T sugar can also use honey
1. Place all ingredients into a blender and blend until smooth. Enjoy
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