🎙️ANCHOR SCRIPT – Final Mic-Drop Hinglish Version
“Jab zindagi ki kitaab likhi jaati hai na...
toh sabse khoobsurat panne hamesha classrooms aur school ke hote hain"
But today’s classroom... is not just about chalk and duster.
Aaj ki class mein... script hogi thodi filmy,
aur teachers ka andaaz — pure Bollywood style!
This is not just a tribute...
yeh hai ek heartfelt performance for the real heroes of every story —
our teachers ✨
So get ready... kyunki ab shuru hota hai
“Silsila-e-Gyaan: Filmy Andaaz Mein Shaikshik Pranaam!”
Fasten your seatbelts doston…
because this class is about to begin —
with lights, camera… aur ek zabardast filmy action!”
{NASHE SI CHADH GYI AE...STARTING 15-20seconds(INSTRUMENTAL)[to be played just after anchor
completes her last line and meanwhile narrator enters the stage]..........}
narrator's PART-
“Lights… drama… aur thoda emotion,
Jab school ki bell bajti hai,
Kahaani shuru hoti hai… ek naye andaaz mein.
Yahan teachers hain blockbusters ke directors,
Aur students… unke shining lead actors.
And.....Quiet on the set…
Camera... rolling and ACTION.” 🎬
Narrator LEAVES...AND
🎬 CLASSROOM SCENE STARTS
(Students masti kar rahe hain, koi bench pe chadh kar dance kar raha hai, koi paper plane uda raha
hai. Background music — ek high-energy masti song, 5–6 sec.)
(Narrator stage se jaate hi song bajta hai, backstage team tez se benches/props arrange karti hai.)
🎵 Song Change: Don Theme (10–15 sec) — Lights thodi dim hoti hain, door se Amitabh Bachchan
entry lete hain — slow walk, dono haath peeche bandhe hue, signature style
Amitabh Bachchan –
P):
Arre, arre, arre… yeh kya ho raha hai yahan? Lagta hai main wrong movie set pe aa gaya
hoon… school ke stage pe ya “Dance Deewane” ke audition pe?
S1):
Sir, yeh toh Teachers’ Day ka special surprise tha! Hum soch rahe the aapko full on
Bollywood welcome de.
P):
Bollywood welcome? Beta, yeh school hai yahan action ki jagah education hota hai. Aur
climax hamesha result day pe aata hai. Aur main hoon is kahani ka hero, jo har student ko
apna hero banata hai.
S2):
Sir, hum toh bas thodi masti kar rahe the, kyunki aap hamesha kehte ho ki life me thoda
naach-gaana bhi zaroori hai.
P):
Bilkul, naach-gaana life ka namak hai… lekin yaad rakhna, namak zyada ho toh khana
kharab, padhai kam ho toh zindagi kharab
P):
Or ha — “Parampara, Pratishtha, Anushasan!”
Yes, school ke teen stambh hain.
Yeh voh aadarsh hain jinse hum aapka aane wala kal banate hain.
S3):
Toh sir, aaj ke din cap, hume ek Teachers’ Day ka special dialogue suna do.
P):
Toh suno — “Padhai voh chaabi hai jo tumhare sapnon ke taale kholti hai…
Aur teacher voh locksmith hai jo tumhe chaabi use karna sikhata hai.”
S (all):
“Wahh sir! Tussi great ho!!”
“Kya dialogue maara!”
P):
Toh chalo, karo padhai bhi, masti bhi,
Aur aaj ke din apne nai teachers ko ek bada shukriya zaroor kehna…
Kyunki yeh school ka asli blackboard unhi ke wajah se chal raha hai.
NARRATOR-
"Lights, camera... grammar!
First period mein aa rahi hain woh,
Jinki har entry hoti h ek global statement-
she’s here — the one and only, Karina Kapoor!”
Karina'S ENTRY SONG-
Teacher:
"Good morning, everyone! Today, we’ll focus on speaking English with confidence.
Remember, it’s not about being perfect; it’s about expressing yourself clearly and having
fun."
Student 1:
"Ma’am, English bolte waqt hum itna sochte hain ki kabhi kabhi words dimaag mein freeze
ho jaate hain."
Teacher:
"Ah, the famous ‘brain freeze’! Happens to everyone. Even I sometimes forget my own
dialogue on set!"
Student 2:
"Ma’am, hum sochte hain ki perfect English bolna zaroori hai, isliye bolte waqt ruk jaate
hain."
Teacher:
"Perfect English is like perfect hair—looks good in ads, but rarely happens in real life!"
Student 3:
"Ma’am, agar galti ho jaaye toh?"
Teacher:
"Don’t worry about mistakes. Think of them as bloopers in a film—sometimes the funniest
moments happen there!"
Student 4:
"Ma’am, best tarika kya hai English seekhne ka?"
Teacher:
"Practice daily. Talk to your friends, watch movies, and don’t be shy. Even Shah Rukh Khan
wasn’t born speaking English perfectly!"
Student 1:
"Ma’am, exam ke time nervous ho jaate hain."
Teacher:
"Calm down! Just pretend the examiner is your best friend. And if you mess up, just say,
‘Picture abhi baaki hai, mere dost!’"
Bell rings
Teacher:
"Alright, that’s all for today. For homework, translate your favourite Bollywood dialogue into
English, but remember — keep it simple and fun. See you next class!"
NARRATOR-
English ki class bana red carpet ka chance,
Karina ke words mein tha full-on classy dance.
Par ab board pe silence aur dimaag mein tension,
Kyunki aa rahe hain Maths ke Singham — Mr. Ajay Devgn...
AJAY DEVGAN'S PART-
🎬 [Background: “Singham Theme” bajti hai, spotlight Ajay Devgn par. Sunglasses, haath
mein chalk, ekdum slow swag entry.]
Ajay Devgn (serious tone):
"Hello baccho... chalo sab khade ho jao. Aaj ek SURPRISE TEST hai tumhara!
Jaldi sab notebooks nikalo...
Nahi toh… Aata Majhi Satakli!"
(Students panic. Chaos in the classroom.)
---
Student 1 (whispers):
"Yaarrr... test? Woh bhi Maths ka? Meri toh watt lag gayi!"
Student 2 (sweating):
"Bhai, mujhe toh maths ki equations dekh ke rona aajata hai i am very afraid of maths
---
Ajay (walking slowly between desks):
"Beta ji… Jab tak Maths tumhare andar ‘Darr’ ban ke rahega,
Tab tak tumhara result A Grade nahi banega."
Student 3 (nervously):
"But sir… agar fail ho gaye toh?"
Ajay (with swag):
"Toh kya hua...
Haar ke baad do raaste hote hain:
Ek – ‘RO’ lene ka (roll over and cry),
Doosra – ‘Redo’ karne ka (padhai dobara shuru karne ka).
Main hamesha doosra choose karta hoon."
---
Ajay (claps):
"Chalo! Ab baatein band, pen uthao, aur test shuru karo!"
---
Scene: During test. One student hiding a chhoti si chit under the desk.
Ajay (spots him):
"beta ! Maths mein cheating?
Tum life ke test mein bhi cheating karoge kya?"
Student (gulity):
"Sorry sir… woh formula yaad nahi aa raha tha."
Ajay (firm but wise):
"Zindagi ke exams mein koi guidebook nahi milti.
Wahan har sawal ka jawab tumhein khud dhundhna padta hai."
Student:
"Sir, dil se sorry. Agli baar full honestly."
Ajay (smiles):
"Good. Seekhna galti se hi hota hai."
---
Bell rings. Students relieved.
Ajay (walking out, turning back dramatically):
"Milte hain agli class mein, ek naye concept ke saath.
Tab tak ek baat yaad rakhna..."
“LIFE bhi Maths ki tarah hai – thodi complex, thodi confusing…
Par solve zaroor hoti hai… agar steps sahi follow karo.”
