GeekGorilla FREE Clothing Guide
Thank you for purchasing this guide! Now you're thinking, what does this guy know that I don't? Although probably not
much, but enough to get you all your money back for all the overpriced clothes the stores put onto you.
Let's start simple, for most sites: (Max prices you should refund):
• Asos: $700
• Dicks Sporting Goods: $500
• Neiman Marcus: $500
• Goodman: $500
• Macy's: $800
• JD Sports: $500
• Hollister: $400
• Urban Industry: Anything Urban Outfitters: Anything Topman: $600
• River Island: $500 H&M: $500
• Pacsun: $500
I only did sites that I have personally done. Rule of thumb is this: decide how big the company is, could they afford a big
loss? If no, don’t try that shit. They'd be the ones to start an investigation. If yes, molest their bank account and get your
money back. What's Macy's gonna do about $800? Nothing. That billion dollar parade proves that. Once you have that
judged, you need to figure out how MANY times you can refund to one address?
I generally do 3 refunds to each address only, then change. This is because most clothing store sites keep detailed logs of
each transaction, and who knows when some dude might go through it and see multiple refunds on EVERY order to the
house.
Once you have 2 things judged, move on to the actual refund. Go to the site, and:
1. Check for a live chat. This is always your top priority. If the site has a live chat, you're in luck. You'll save yourself
a few days of emailing the site.
2. If they have a live chat, instantly skip to step 4 with the excuse.
3. If they don't have a live chat, locate their "Contact Us" page or anything equivalent. Fill in all the necessary info,
and in the details box (or the equivalent), channel your inner feelings. Play the victim.
4. This is the excuse I use for all the above sites, successfully. In the details box, be VERY angry and upset. Say your
package was supposed to arrive yesterday (or whenever it was supposed to arrive) and that you never got it.
This was supposed to be a gift for your son (or daughter) for Christmas (Lucky you, it's Christmas time and this is
a GREAT excuse) and you're very angry. Say you live in a very busy neighborhood so you're unsure if it was stolen
or not, but you've been expecting it and it never arrived. (This will halt them from any investigation as they don't
know which route to take). Tips for step 4: Any bullshit excuse will work.
Be creative. That's the excuse I have used for ALL those sites and it worked successfully. I've also tried "blood on my
clothes when they arrived so I threw them away" and it worked successfully. 5. They should email back within a day, and
just stick to your angry parent role who's package never arrived. About the second email you should have a refund your
way.
Tips: On sites other than the ones I mentioned, don't be afraid. You're the consumer. You have the power. All online
retail stores are obliged to the customer. Nothing will happen to you. Stay true to your role as the victim and you'll have
your refund.
Those sites I mentioned, the prices are NOT the only prices you can do. You can do more, but be hesitant. These refund
methods work for almost any store. If they have a live chat, they're guaranteed to give refunds.
Enjoy,:)
