AGNES OF GOD
by John Pielmeier
AGNES
Where do babies come from? Well, I think they come from when an angel lights on their mother's chest
and whispers into her ear.
That makes good babies start to grow. Bad babies come when a fallen angels squeezes in down there. I
don't know where good
babies come out. (Silence) And you can't tell the difference except that bad babies cry a lot and make
their fathers go away and their
mothers get very ill and die sometimes. Mummy wasn't very happy when she died and I think she went
to hell because every time I see
her she looks like she just stepped out of a hot shower. And I'm never sure if it's her or the Lady who tells
me things. They fight over me
all the time. The Lady I saw when I was ten. I was lying on the grass looking at the sun and the sun
became a cloud and the cloud
became the Lady, and she told me she would talk to me and then her feet began to bleed and I saw
there were holes in her hands and in
her side and I tried to catch the blood as it fell from the sky but I couldn't see any more because my eyes
hurt because there were big
black spots in from of them. And she tells me things like--right now she's crying, "Marie, Marie!" but I
don't know what she means. And
she uses me to sing. It's as if she's throwing a big hook under my ribs and tries to pull me up but I can't
move because Mummy is holding
my feet and all I can do is sing in her voice, it's the Lady's voice, God loves you! (silence) God loves you.
(silence) I don't eat because I
have been commanded by God. I'm getting fat, there's too much flesh on me. I have to be attractive to
God. He hates fat people. It's a sin
to be fat. Look at all the statues. They're thin. That's because they're suffering. Suffering is beautiful. I
want to be beautiful. Christ said it
in the Bible. He said, "Suffer the little children, for of such is the Kingdom of Heaven." I want to suffer like
a little child. I am a little child,
but my body keeps getting bigger. I don't want it to get bigger because then I won't be able to fit in. I
won't be able to squeeze into
Heaven. I'm too fat! Look at this--I'm a blimp! God blew up the Hindendburg. He'll blow up me. That's
what Mummy said. But if I stay little,
it won't happen. She says God presents us to our mothers in bundles of eight pounds six ounces. I have
to be eight pounds again. I'm
being punished. I don't know why. (she holds out her hand, bleeding) It started this morning, and I can't
get it to stop. Why me? Why me?