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and articles received by the editors of DRAGON
Magazine. Except for minor editing, they appear
as they were written.

[Received from Nigeria] Dear Editor,

Application letter to obtain one parcel of some

of your (KING KONG) magazines and Ninjas mag¬
azines wrestling magazines with some American
war films magazines from your Role playing
Game's Association Network. I am very inter¬
ested to joined your (R.P.G.A.) Network, because I
enjoyed most of your subscriptions magazines
when I red through them from the office of the
commander in chief of the Naval Staff.

Further more, I am professor [name withheld

by editors], the Sports Auditor General, Sport
Complex from the University of Benin. Certainly
I will want you to please enrole me to joined
some of your Role playing Games Association
membership, and I am ready to corperate with
you sir. Certainly every pictures of all your mag¬
azines tells a story, and they are many things to
Write about the Role playing Game Association
Network.

Finally, I will kindly want you to please sends

me just one parcel of some of your (King Kong)
magazines, wrestling magazines and Ninjas'
magazines with an American war films
magazines.

I shall be very happy with you. May the

Almighty God crown all your efforts with good
and Everlasting Success and Wisdom for long
life and God's gards Amen.

The voyeur is a risque AD&D® character

class intended for non-player use only. The
voyeur (always male) more or less devotes his
life to spying upon women in states of undress.
Voyeurs can be human half-ore, elven, or half-
elven Dwarves are too "dour and taciturn,"
gnomes too easy-going and halflings too
goody-goody. [Manuscript continues for five
pages before concluding with:] The DM may
wish to create some magical items usable by
voyeurs only. Then again, the DM may just
decide to use this article for litter box liner.

When my June issue failed to arrive, I was

naturally concerned. I phoned Dragon [and]
was eventually connected with Roger Moore! I
may under a false impression, but I was sure
that Dragon Magazine was too large an organi¬
zation to have the dead editor respond to things
as trivial as subscription orders. ["Head" editor,
perhaps?]

[From a flyer advertising a 1/32-scale minia¬

ture of a camel with a Gatling gun mounted on
its back] A Unique Holiday Gift Idea!! Order
Yours Today!! New Steadfast Camel with Gatling
Gun!! In Stock Now Ready for Immediate
Shipment!!

Dear Dragon,

In our party we have a fighter/cleric who

wears boots that he lined the outside with rabbit
fur But he left the heads of the rabbits (ears still
intact) on the foot of his boots. I play a druid and
was wondering if I should be offended by this
Especially when he wiggles his toes to make the
heads move, this to get a goblin to come closer
to the bush so he can off the goblin.

[Received from England] While reading a

national paper, I found an interesting article
that basically says

VERSAILLES: A dwarf has won his fight to

be flung across rooms for a living. Manuel
Wackenheim appealed against the ban on
the "sport" of dwarf throwing, which the
government ruled degrading. Wackenheim,
25, who performs with a helmet and
padded clothing, will make a comeback at a
disco near Grenoble.

I don't remember ever having met a dwarf who

was willing to be thrown around. We did want
to throw a halfling over a pit at the European
GEN CON® games fair last year, but she
complained.

As there wasn't anything about dwarf throw¬

ing in the Dwarves Handbook, I think that
Dragon should print the rules sometime.

I'm writing because I've been working on an

idea for the DRAGON I had an idea for a
very practical NPC which has yet to show up;
and I wanted to see it all worked out right the
first time. A character that can be found in any
fantasy-adventure scenario a character of
great versatility; who can belong to any align¬
ment. . . Oh, who? The girls of "the worlds old¬
est profession." The Ladies of the Evening!
[Cover letter for 50+ page typed manuscript,
which included illustrations that caused the edi¬
tor to drop the manuscript in shock]

To whom it may concern:

I would like to outlaw forceful barbarians. At

one of my meetings I found a +1 pole arm that
looked like a glaive but the DM called it some¬
thing else. Well anyways I took it to a barbarian
trader and he asked to see it but I said no so he
pulled it away from me and attacked me with it
but luckily I casted a magical armor spell on
my mage/fighter and it left me with 2 hits left. I
ran out of the tent and tossed a greek fire can-
nister at it and it burned but he escaped and
was taken into prison for illegal possession of
weapons but my character couldn't get the
weapon because the constable took it. I went
back to the tent and found magic arrows with a
50% chance of breaking but for some reason it
just doesn't make up for my magical +1 pole
arm that I fought strong psychos for and dug
into ashes to get.

Dear Dragon,

Having been an AD&D player and dungeon

master for about a decade now. I've come to
the point where I would like to make a lasting
contribution to the game. Combining my
knowledge of AD&D game mechanics with my
education as a third-year law student, I am
proud to present to you the barrister player
character class. The barrister is essentially an
expert in trials and negotiations. I know the
length of the manuscript is a problem. [As a
solution] the barrister class could be published
in four DRAGON Magazine installments of less
than 20 pages each.

[From a female gamer] Dear Dragon,

I am writing because I would very much

liked to know if there is a Nymph character
class. If there is please tell me where I can
learn about it. If there isn't could you please
design one. I think it would be fun and quite
interesting to play.
[Opening lines from fiction submission] San-
dulax was not your typical elven farmer. No, far
from it. He was cruel; cruel beyond belief;
especially to his pigs. He would torture them
not only in body but in mind as well. Using his
magic, and powerful magic it was, he would
mentally degrade them simply for being pigs.

Dear Mr. Moore,

Enclosed is an article I'm sure your readers

would enjoy. It's about how to play songs on the
telephone. Though the topic doesn't have any¬
thing to do with RPGs, it is something that
everyone in my role-playing group enjoyed.

4 APRIL 1993

[Cover letter for a 48-page manuscript typed

on tom-out notebook paper] to whom it may
concern; this book is about led zeppelins fanta-
sys i would greatly apreciate if this book gets
published robert plant would have wanted me
to write a fantasy ab out them in homor of john
bonham. if this gets published i would like a
copy sent to robert plant and jimmy page, if you
deny this book i will understand

[From a monster description, with an illustra¬

tion showing the monster to have the upper
body of a nude woman with giant pincers for
hands and the tower body of a huge crab] With
the advantage of a Comeliness of +25, her great
beauty has a stunning effect on all males with a
Wisdom less than 16.

/Letter from reader whose submission was

rejected] Why did you idiots send the sheets
back, were they ever looked at and how come
you never wrote a reply to me also do have
enough monsters for your conpendium if so
what did think of the monsters I created, you
will getting a lot more sheets with many more
newly generated creatures or have had grown
tired of people sending them to you.

Dear Dragon,

When a human and a halfling “get to know

each other a little better,’ what do you come
out with?

a) a seventy-five percentling.
b) a three-quarterling

c| a dwarf.

d) a horrible ugly blob of pure evil that sucks

the souls of men into a vortex of sin and degre-
dation.

Thank you for listening.

[From a 10-page article—with illustrations]

The seducer is an unofficial class that has been
created for DMs and players alike who always
wished to have some sensual and pleasure-giv¬
ing girl to be a part of their campaign. A fair
warning, though: A seducer character is not
recommended to players who enjoy playing evil
characters, for a seducer’s goodness equals
even a paladin’s or ranger’s. . . . What is a
seducer? A typical seducer is an extremely
beautiful human female who’s constant goals
are to help humankind with current problems
such as poverty and starvation. . . . Only but six¬
teen seducers presently walk and seduce the
surface of Faerun. Fortunately for the men of
Toril, they’re spreading like a disease!

Dear Editor:

Are many of your readers parents or grand¬

parents? If the answer is yes, we’ve got a good
subject for you to publish. We’ve just proudly
released an unprecedented video series titled
The Magic of Paper Folding (vol. 1-4) which
teaches the ancient art, origami.. . .

I am writing in the hopes that other players of

the TOP SECRET/S.I.™ system will agree with me
in my dispute with the Administrator of my
group. My character is a Ninja. ... My Adminis¬
trator thought that he had killed my character

while he was making an assassination attempt

on two other player characters. [The Adminis¬
trator] refuses to accept the truth that Ninjas can
only be killed by other Ninjas. This was proved
to be true in the movie, Ninja M: The Domina¬
tion, when the Ninja continued to live when his
head was cut off. This was also proved in the G.I.
Joe comic book in which the Ninja Storm-
Shadow went into a Phenix trance, which only
made him look dead, when he was shot. . . . Why
don’t we make these games realistic?

I would like to know if you can give me

advice for somethings. For instance when me
and my friends play Advanced Dungeons &
Dragons I allways come up with stupid names
like Kor the barbarian or Sinadon the fighter.
And allso I make wierd decisions so I’m won¬
dering if you can help me out.

I am currently in the process of writing a

module, and I would like to know if it meets
your standards. ... I have to tell you one thing,
but I don’t think it will affect your judgment
much. The module is based loosely on an
episode of a (don’t laugh at me) cartoon. If it
matters any, it was the “Smurfs!” shown on Sep¬
tember 13th.

[From a 13-page artide-^with illustrations] The

Wench was written in response to a player asking
me to write the class for her character. The
Wench is a conglomerate of a thief and an illu¬
sionist, with a few tricks of her own thrown in. . . .

[Spells for Wench dass] Guido, The Magic

Pimp: Guido is for those customers who do not

pay up. He is a rather powerful illusion who

cannot be disbelieved by normal people. . . .
Othcar, The Magic Bouncer: Othcar is the most
powerful illusion Wenches have. . . .

Dear Dragon,

According to the “TSR Previews” department

in DRAGON issue #178, Wizard Spell Cards
have been released as a new product for Febru¬
ary (1991). However, I bought a set of official
AD&D 2nd Edition 1st level wizard spell cards
last summer (the copyright date is 1990) when i
was in Japan. Over there, they are sold by spell
level and, of course, they are in Japanese. The
fact that the Japanese had spell cards before we
did is of concern. Do the Japanese have any
other TSR products that we do not and, if so,
what? Do they own TSR?

Dear Dragon,

I realize that this probably won’t see print

until after Christmas, if it sees print at all. My
problem has been bugging me for years and I
want it cleared up. I’m tired of tales of the Jolly
Old “Elf Santa Claus. Santa is not an elf, he is a
dwarf!! Yes, a dwarf! [Two pages of evidence
supporting this viewpoint follow]

[Suggestion supplied by reader on a recent

survey form] You should start a singles’ column
for adult gamers!

Dear Dragon,
Tonight a Kobold will enter Roger Moore’s
bedroom and eat his socks.

An Ode to Bubba

Artwork by Jim Holloway

The first clue we had that our undead¬

hunting expedition was drawing to a close
came when what was left of our party was
overtaken by an army of skeletal conquis¬
tadors. This was a problem, because we
were on a boat in the middle of the
Caribbean, and running away was going
to be difficult. We were playing a modem-
horror role-playing game, and Dave, the
game master, had a silly grin on his face
the size of New Hampshire, so we knew
we were all going to die.

Actually, we knew we were all going to

die quite a bit earlier in the session, about
the time that the shotgun-proof zombies
ate two of our party in the Louisiana
swamps, which explained why we were
now on a boat in the middle of the
Caribbean getting as far from that swamp
as possible. It obviously was not far
enough, as the army of skeletal conquista¬
dors was preparing to demonstrate.

Everyone in the group drew his gun

and opened fire. Almost everyone.

"Ah, do not fire, do not fire!" called my

character, Juan Jesus "Bubba" Rodriguez.
Bubba was built like a half-ogre but was
basically a really relaxed and carefree guy,
even with undead swarming all over his
ship. He knew his shotgun was useless, so
there was no reason not to be a little laid
back. "Not to worry," he told the rest of the
group as they hysterically blazed away
with every weapon they had at the advanc¬
ing horde. "These are Spanish undead.
They will listen to me. Watch. Eh, mucha-
chos, como estdn?"

Talking to undead had worked for me

once before, when one of my fantasy-
game characters was able to buy off some
wraiths with a wine bottle. It wasn't work¬
ing now. The GM was obviously not
impressed with my grade-school com¬
mand of Spanish. He had been telling
everyone for days that everyone was going
to die in this, the first adventure he was
ever running as a GM, so he was proud of
how well he was doing. He wanted to see
that everyone was properly eaten alive,
and he rolled dice and we rolled dice and
the undead made
out like they
were at a buf¬
fet luncheon.

Real¬

izing there wasn't much left to do at this

point, Bubba resignedly fired a few last
rounds of buckshot at the undead, dent¬
ing their rusty conquistador helmets as
they chewed on the rest of the adventur¬
ers. He was the last to go, but before the
undead conquistadors got him, he threw
his shotgun away and leaped off the boat
into the water.

"Bubba's swimming to shore," I told the

GM flatly. I was kind of attached to Bubba,
and I didn't feel it was right for him to
turn into an hors d'oeuvre without some
sort of a struggle.

"No way! You can't!" Dave yelled, not to

be cheated of his rightful prey. He was
also a teenager and prone to yell at any¬
one for any reason. "It's too far!"

I picked up the dice and began rolling.

Bubba had a great Swimming score, and I
made three or four skill rolls in a row.
"He's still swimming," I told Dave.

"There are sharks in the water!" Dave

yelled. "There are alligators all around!
And there are undead, too!"

"Bubba's still swimming," I said

doggedly, making another half-dozen
rolls. "He's not gonna stop."

Dave went into a frenzy of die-rolling,

trying to have everything in the ocean
down to Amazonian piranha find Bubba
Rodriguez and eat him, but I kept making
his Swimming roll. Dave was trying hard
to follow the rules and was too new at the
game to simply say, "Too bad, you've been
eaten," so after a few hours of the Aus¬
tralian crawl, Bubba Rodriguez pulled
himself up on shore and collapsed. He
was back in the swamp, of course, but he
was alive. And that's where the game
stopped, because now that everyone else
in the party had been eaten, the rest of the
players were hungry and heading for the
kitchen.

I felt I'd achieved a sort of moral victor

even if no one else cared (after all, their

characters were eaten.) I realized the

importance of never letting the bad
guys get you down, even when
everything is
lost and the

GM is almost having a spasm trying to fig¬

ure out how to kill your hero.

Bubba did indeed go on to join future

adventures, though he was eventually
used as a test character in a new game
system and had the lower half of his body
changed into that of a giant lizard (a "tech¬
nical error"). Still, he managed to retain
his basic cheerful nature, and he attracted
some very unusual girlfriends, but we
won't discuss that here. He never became
Zombie Chow. He was a winner,

I had occasion to think of Bubba

recently when we were in the midst of
converting DRAGON® Magazine to a desk¬
top-publishing format, and the computer
system had managed to print out a book-
review column in which every page was
identical, the end of the fiction story was
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A dozen "don'ts" for comedy role-playing fun

©1993 by Spike Y. Jones

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Although most role-players have a

favorite game system or genre to play in,
many also make an occasional foray into
something different, just for a change.
When it comes to change-of-pace RPGs,
nothing beats the slapstick mayhem of
comedy RPGs such as Steve Jackson
Games's TOON*, West End Games's PARA¬
NOIA*, R. Talsorian's TEENAGERS FROM
OUTER SPACE*, or The Avalon Hill Game
Company's TA TES FROM THE FLOATING
VAGABOND* games.

Unfortunately, when a GM accustomed

to a serious gaming system like TSR's
AD&D®, FASA's BATTLETECH*, or
Steve Jackson Games's GURPS*
rules tries to shift gears and run a
game, he often brings along all the
baggage of serious game systems. While
the following list won't tell you everything
you need to do to run a good session of a
comedy RPG, it does point out some
major don'ts, standard practices of seri¬
ous gaming that should be avoided for the
sake of good comedy.

1. Bean counting: Games like Steve

Jackson Games's GURPS system and ICE's
CHAMPIONS* rules have complicated
character creation systems involving the
purchasing of attributes, advantages, and
skills using a pool of character points that
can number into the hundreds. Comedy
games like the TOON and TALES FROM
THE FLOATING VAGABOND systems have
character creation systems that seem sim¬
ilar, so the average GM might get the
impression that he should be as vigilant
about point-spending accuracy for these
games as he is for the "serious" RPGs.

In fact, as long as the comedy GM keeps

an eye out for blatantly gross point cheat¬
ing, such minor errors in accounting (or
"creative financing") should be ignored if
they lead to a funny result. For example, if
a FLOATING VAGABOND Patron is outfit¬
ted with an arsenal of high-power
weapons he obviously didn't have the
money to buy, the GM might have to make
some changes; if the same Patron used
that nonexistent money to buy potentially
funny gear, like rubber clown feet, a pet
rock, and a lifetime subscription to Sporks
Illustrated, the Men’s Magazine of Utensils,
he should be cut some slack.

More relaxed GMs might even want to

abandon the point-building systems of
comedy games entirely, simply telling the
players to come up with some sort of
funny character. As long as the characters
end up looking basically legal, and as long
as they're funny, then no one need care
that a carefully crafted set of rules has
been circumvented.

Artwork by John Stanko

2. Rules slavery: Just as with charac¬

ter creation, about half of the time spent
playing a serious RPG involves the GM and
players having to remember rules, throw
dice, and consult charts. While all comedy
RPGs use dice and have rules and charts
aplenty, it must be remembered that there
is an important difference between com¬
edy and serious RPGs when it comes to
this stuff. In serious games, these things
are used to control the flow of the game.

In comedy games, dice and rules can

actually impede the flow.

Most serious games include a statement

to the effect that you are encouraged to
modify the rules to suit your own tastes.
The equivalent rule for comedy RPGs is
that you should feel free to completely
ignore all of the trappings of rules, charts,
and dice if they get in the way of the action
and fun.

As an example, in the first TOON game I

ever ran, we started off playing things
exactly by the book. Whenever a player
wanted to do something, he'd ask me
what attribute or skill to roll against, he'd
make his roll, announce whether he'd
made it, then turn to me to hear what the
result of his successful or failed activity
was. As the game progressed, I got tired of
having to play such a major rules-role in
the session, so I just began telling the play¬
ers to roll against whatever skill they
wanted, then I told them to interpret their
own results. Finally, they really got into it,
rolling the dice with abandon, interpret¬
ing the rolls without even bothering to
look at their skill scores, and just
announcing what action happened using
the rule "whatever's funny is legal" to
adjudicate the results. We could even have
abandoned the rolling of the dice alto¬

gether, except that there's even some fun

just in the action of madly scrambling to
find a pair of dice and roll them on some
nearby flat surface.

Were we following the carved-in-stone

rules of the game? No. But did we have
one of the most hilarious free-form game
sessions we'd ever been in? You'd better
believe it.

3. High-brow role-playing: Some GMs'

RPG campaigns are more than simply
hack-&-slash affairs; they use the game as a
vehicle to investigate important themes
and social questions, like sexual equality in
a fantasy setting or the legal implications of
vigilantism in a super-hero game. While
there is nothing wrong with this (in fact,
some of my best gaming sessions have
been of this sort), comedy games are about
much simpler things, like how many times
does a mouse have to hit a cat with an anvil
before the latter falls down.

Even if you're playing in a setting that

parodies a serious game setting (such as
the "Dungeons & Toons" or "Supertoon"
settings of the TOON game's Tooniversal
Tour Guide), you have to remember to
leave behind all thoughts of "gaming with
a message." Heck, just leave behind all
thoughts whatsoever.

4. Plot-forcing: Whether you use an

adventure you designed yourself or one
you bought in a store, most GMs have so
much time, effort, or money invested in
an adventure that they will fight tooth and
nail to prevent the players from deviating
from the plot. Some of the professionally
designed adventures thoughtfully provide
the GM with methods of keeping the train
on the tracks, such as suggestions that all
side-branches of the road the party is sup¬
posed to travel be populated with hordes
of monsters so dangerous that the PCs
will be forced to take the correct path to
save their lives.

In a comedy RPG, the plot is just an

excuse to get the PCs to do something
funny. If the "something funny" happens
to be related to the plot, that's a bonus;
however, as the main goal is humor, not
problem-solving, a simple thing like the
plot should not be allowed to stand in the
way of the adventure.

This isn't to say that the GM should shun

plots altogether. In comedy games, the plot
serves a special purpose. Whenever
there's a lull in the comedy or one of the
player's jokes fails to lead anywhere, that's
the time to remember the plot. Whenever
the players stop generating their own
humor, it's a good time for the GM to
remind them of what the plot was when
they started. They probably won't get any

DRAGON 11

closer to solving it this time around, but a

good plot gives players lots of ideas from
which to draw wacky tangents.

5. Goal orientation: We've all heard the

phrase "Winning is everything," and most
RPGs play by this same spirit. Oh, certainly,
you can't simply win or lose a normal fan¬
tasy game, as each game session is merely
part of an ongoing campaign. Any particu¬
lar victory or setback is only the precursor
to the next set of obstacles in the PC's way.
Still, players want to successfully pass more
rolls than they fail, beat more monsters
than they are beaten by, and collect more
treasure than they can spend.

In good comedy, it's as fun to fail as to

succeed—in fact, sometimes it's more so.
Players in a comedy RPG shouldn't be
hung up on success at all costs. It's up to
the GM to ensure that the penalties of fail¬
ure are at least as funny as the rewards of
success at the level of both the individual
die roll and the overall goal of the adven¬
ture. Thus, the players won't be trained to
strive for success and avoid failure
because of the comedic rewards.

Of course, there will still be a sense of

satisfaction that will result from an adven¬
ture that was both funny and successful,
so the GM shouldn't force failure on the
players just for the fun of it. For example,
if the basic premise of an adventure is
supposed to be the rescue of a kidnapped
princess, he shouldn't let the princess be
killed in the end, even if it is done in a
funny manner. If the PCs fail to rescue her
by their own efforts (or if they entirely for¬
get their mission by the time the session
approaches a close), she should be freed
in the end by some improbably coinci¬
dence and berate the PCs for their inepti¬
tude (in a humorous manner, of course).
The scenario should still be one in which
winning is possible and, indeed, in which
the PCs usually win in the end. Still, you
shouldn't let the players get obsessively
one-minded about success to the exclu¬
sion of other comedic possibilities.

6. Conversational equality: In many

serious RPG campaigns, the GM sees his
relationship with the players as one of
equality. Thus, he thinks that he has the
right to talk as much as they do. All of
them. Put together. And, if he has lots of
interesting things to say, such as giving
detailed descriptions of the, lost city in the
jungle that the PCs have found, or of the
combat maneuvers of their enemies, the
players won't even complain about the
GM's long-windedness; they'll probably
praise him for his imagination and
descriptive capabilities.

In a comedy game, however, the rules

are different. Talk is cheap, but action is
where the real humor is. Instead of bog¬
ging down the game with long descrip¬
tions and carefully crafted monologs, the
GM's narratives should be short and to

the point, leaving more time for the play¬

ers to play instead of pretending to listen
to details that they fully intend to ignore
once the GM stops talking. You needn't
worry that a less-than-full description
might lead to mistaken impressions ("I
thought you said that the door opened
inward!"); if a mistake leads to a silly situa¬
tion, then your job (making funny things
happen) has been done for you.

If you ever do find yourself uncon¬

sciously monopolizing the conversation
for a standard GM monolog, quickly cut to
a fight, a chase, or an inexplicably strange
occurrence to cut yourself off. If any of the
players tries to take more than his fair
share of game time by endless talking, use
the same method on him.

7. Favoritism: In a lot of games, the

easiest way to organize the characters is
for one of them to act as leader, while the
rest are followers and supporters. In prac¬
tice, there are often multiple leaders for
different situations, such as a street samu¬
rai taking the lead during combat in
FASA's SHADOWRUN* game, while a
decker or other character does so in
other circumstances. This pattern is easy
to fall into because it provides the most
effective allocation of resources to prob¬
lems. The player of the fighter gets to do
most of the talking during combat, the
cleric during negotiations, the thief dur¬
ing the off-hours, etc.

In a comedy game, effectiveness should

take a back seat to a lot of other consider¬
ations, one of which is involvement. A lot
of times, comedy game sessions are domi¬
nated by the loudest, most animated, or
funniest players. But the concept of "effec¬
tive allocation of humor" just doesn't
carry the appeal that the same concept
does for firepower. For maximum enjoy¬
ment of the game to be had by everyone,
the GM must ensure that everyone partici¬
pates maximally.

Don't get caught up in the actions of a

few players, even if they are doing the
most interesting stuff. Having a leader and
a bunch of followers just doesn't work
here. And don't let anyone "pass" on his
turn; make him say something. Having the
strange occurrences occur to the quietest
player is one good way of getting him into
the spirit of the thing.

8. Stinginess: One of the last duties a

GM has to perform at the end of most
gaming sessions is to award experience
points (XPs) or their equivalent to deserv¬
ing PCs. Most serious games have a strict
set of guidelines on how this is to be done,
hoping to prevent the problem of XP
hyper-inflation rapidly producing charac¬
ters able to destroy the entire campaign
world. Thus, XP awards are usually small
and sometimes rare. As an extreme exam¬
ple, Phage Press's AMBER* game includes
a statement by Eric Wujcik to the effect

that there's no requirement that AMBER

players ever be rewarded with advance¬
ment points. In that author's campaign,
points were awarded on an annual basis,
not after every game session.

This is just fine for serious RPGs, but it

just doesn't cut it in comedy games. Gain¬
ing experience; plot points, promotions,
and the like are all fun, so you have to
make sure the players get lots of them. Of
course, you should also make sure that
they get only what they deserve, so a dis¬
ruptive player shouldn't get as many XP as
one who contributed a lot to the occasion.
Still, everyone should come away with
something at the end of the game.

In fact, why wait for the end of the

game? In the TOON game, the Animator is
expected to hand out Plot Points when¬
ever something cracks him up instead of
waiting for the end of the game. The same
should go for all comedy RPGs. If you're
playing the TALES FROM THE FLOATING
VAGABOND game and a player blows
away a Disgustingly Cute Furry Thing in a
particularly inventive way, give him 5
Experience Points right then and there. If
he was actually supposed to kill the Furry
Thing, make it 10!

This practice is not even likely to lead to

hyper-inflated super-characters! Oh, sure,
the PCs are going to become more power¬
ful, but in a comedy game that's not a big
problem, as the settings used in those
games are inherently more flexible than
those in serious RPGs; they can expand to
include mega-characters without becom¬
ing warped out of shape like normal cam¬
paign worlds. (If you're still afraid of the
spectre of overpowered PCs destroying a
campaign, take a look at the section on
"Fairness".)

9. Fairness: One of the hallmarks of a

good GM in most game systems is that he's
fair. Characters may be injured or killed in
his campaign, but only if the rules strictly
require it or, within the context of the
ongoing narrative, the character deserves
it. Thus, when a player's hero is harmed,
he knows that there was some reason
behind the injury, from something as sim¬
ple as the fact that he failed a parry roll, to
something as complex as the fact that he
had failed to live up to the heroic ideal
required of him on his quest.

In comedy RPGs, things are different.

Here, you shouldn't let something as triv¬
ial as good or bad dice rolls decide how
the story is going to progress, nor should
anything happen because of anything else.
The only reason for events to occur is
because they are fun or funny. If the best
thing the players can say about you after
the game is, "Well, at least he was fair,"
you've failed to create comedy.

Taking the example of combat, a seri¬

ous campaign GM will try to balance the
strength of the party and its opponents so
that there is always a risk of the PCs being

12 APRIL 1993

defeated. However, he will usually ensure

that the risk isn't so great as to make it
likely that the players' beloved characters
will be destroyed.

In a comedy game, killing a PC (or mak¬

ing him "fall down," in the TOON game's
terminology) can actually be fun. Since the
players don't usually take as much time to
create this sort of PC, a PC's death usually
isn't fraught with the same sort of
heartaches (besides, in the TOON game,
"fallen" characters get up again). While a
comedy game GM shouldn't go out of his
way to kill PCs, he also shouldn't take great
pains to ensure parity between heroes and
villains, as long as the eventual encounter
will be funny. As it says in the rules for the
PARANOIA game, desperate struggles
against ludicrously impossible odds make
for some of that game's funniest moments.

10. Overuse: After a few sessions of

any serious RPG, the players have usually
figured out some of the more effective tac¬
tics for combat, negotiations, bargaining,
or whatever, as defined by both the writ¬
ten rules and the style of the GM. In fact, a
GM might even give preference to PCs
who develop individual "trademark" styles
that differentiate them from all the other
characters of the same type in a campaign
(such as a fantasy-game warrior who uses
a weapon less effective than the long
sword that most fighters use). In other
RPGs, skills improve the more you use
them and degrade if you ignore them, so
that over time you'll find characters with a
few popular skills or spells with which
they are proficient, but with a number of
other skills that they tend to ignore.

While this may lead to more effective

PCs and more successful adventures, it
can get boring, and boredom is the bane
of comedy gaming. Sure, players who
have optimized their characters by
putting all their experience points into
building up a few key skills or abilities are
going to want to use those abilities as
much as possible, and if a particular tactic
is found to be especially effective in cer¬
tain situations, they'd be fools to use the
some other tactic or ability. And that's the
key to it all: They're supposed, to be fools
when they're playing comedy RPGs!

Encourage your players to experiment

with their characters' abilities. If the party
is faced with an overwhelming menace—
say, a 400'-tall killer robot-and one of the
"heroes" puts away his shoulder-mounted
robot-killer missile launcher and pulls out
a pair of brass knuckles, so that he can go
hand-to-hand with the robot, don't follow
your initial inclination to kill him outright,
even though that's what the rules say will
happen. The player has done something
silly, and you should reward him. Of
course, you don't have to let him win
because of his silly tactic; that would be
too easy. Let the PC survive for a few
rounds of the fight, even letting him score

some significant damage on the robot

before being trounced. If, by some strange
coincidence, all the other PCs pull out
brass knuckles and have at the robot,
throw logic to the wind and let them
defeat him, retroactively deciding that the
robot's only weaknesses were to brass and
fisticuffs (see "Consistency" below).

11. Consistency: A good, serious RPG

campaign world simulates the real world
in a number of ways, with the obvious dif¬
ferences that make the game worth play¬
ing, like the addition of working magic to a
medieval setting or of vampires to the mod¬
em world. Whatever changes are made,
the players can rest assured that some
things are constant, like the laws of gravity,
mathematics, and causality. Moreover, the
players can be confident that the rules of
the game are going to remain the same. If
the rules changed without warning or jus¬
tification, the GM knows what sort of a
ruckus that would cause with the players.

If the same held true for comedy RPGs,

things would become too predictable. The
robot killers in the "Overuse" example
above would find that repeated use of
brass knuckles against killer robots would
become progressively less effective, possi¬
bly even disastrously so. Whenever the
players in a comedy game start to think
that they've got the universe figured out,
it's the GM's job to prove them wrong.

The key to humor is that it is unex¬

pected. In a humor game, things don't
always go exactly as planned. The more
divorced the game is from reality, the less
the players should be able to count on
things like cause and effect. In the TOON
game, you can shock your players by end¬
ing a sequence of running breaches of the
laws of probability with something that is
completely normal; for example, if the
players have been having fun calling for a
taxi to see what strange thing other than a
cab will appear next, it might be fun to fol¬
low the 747's, turbo-charged bulldozers,
and flying frying pans with an actual New
York City taxi, complete with obnoxious
New York City cabbie.

12. Damage control: A lot of magazine

articles have been written on the subject
"What do you do when things start to go
wrong?" In a comedy game, the correct
answer is "Nothing." Or, better yet, "Make it
worse." If in the first 10 minutes of a serious
game the PCs defeat the villain who was
supposed to provide a full night's entertain¬
ment, or if they end up killing the NPC who
was supposed to lead them to the next stage
of the adventure, the GM would have to
scramble to come up with a replacement
villain or NPC in order to salvage the situa¬
tion and prevent the PCs from being stuck
in a no-win or no-fun situation.
If things start to go wrong in a comedy
RPG, however, let them. When the players
get their characters into an impossible sit¬

uation, don't help them out; just let them

muddle around in it for a while. If you're
lucky and good at improvising, they'll
never know that they screwed up your,
adventure in the first place. If it works,
don't let on that things weren't planned
that way. Accept praise for anything that
works, blame the players for anything that
doesn't, and remember that "Any funny
idea you can take credit for is a good one."

In the spirit of ignoring rules. I'll ignore

my restriction on a dozen points and offer
an extra "don't" to remember:

13. No-fun puns: So far I've been say¬

ing that humor is better than seriousness
when you're running a comedy RPG. Well,
that's not exactly true; humor of the right
sort is better than seriousness. If you
come to rely on the wrong type of humor,
you'll find the game being less fun than
the worst of serious RPGs.

A lot of comedy RPG players, GMs, and

even professional writers think that you
can get by on a pun or a joke, and that a
silly name will make a boring character
interesting. In fact, it just makes him a
boring character with a silly name. On the
other hand, some GMs make their jokes
too difficult, involving complex plays on
words (some in foreign languages), side
references to obscure television shows of
the '50s, and punch lines that are cata¬
strophically forgotten at the last second.

If you want the sort of belly-laughs that

make it all worthwhile, you have to go
slapstick. If a character fails at an attempt
to do something, don't just have him fail,
have him fail disastrously. If he succeeds,
have him succeed spectacularly (which
doesn't mean completely; a single spectac¬
ular success should never completely
solve the problem the PC is facing). No
matter what you do, don't let the pace of
the game get bogged down. When you've
forgotten what should come next in the
adventure, don't try to come up with
something intricate. Just pick a character
and have something drop on him from
out of the blue.
More importantly, if some joke or shtick
manages to get a laugh from your players,
reinforce the humor by having the joke
repeatedly come back to haunt the PCs
later in an adventure, or even in a com¬
pletely unrelated adventure. Running gags
are the sort of thing that become the folk¬
lore of a gaming group, causing players to
start giggling at the mention of it months
after the event. Si

* indicates a product produced by a company other

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owned by the companies publishing those products.
The use of the name of any product without mention
of its trademark status should not be construed as a
challenge to such status.

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1. Deck_, a.k.a. hadozee

4. Art_(short for "decoration")

8. _debt (repay the moneylender):

2 words

14. Greater baatezu

16. Druid's type of medicine

17. Least baatezu

18. Greater baatezu

19. Number of eyes on a cyclops

20. Gambler's refusal: 2 words

22. Root meaning "within," as before

"-terica"

23. Infiltrator's role

24. Wildebeest

25. King's messenger: abbr.

27. Misdirection lasts eight_: abbr.

29. Town officer

31. Oregon's time zone: abbr.

33. What hanburis cost in Kara-Tur:

2 words

35. Like a hanburi priced at one yuan:

2 words

37. Class of lemaean creatures, to a

biology sage

39. Least baatezu

41. Representative at a role-playing

convention

44. Swamp-traveling boot

48. "You_right!": 2 words

49. Greeks' fifth letter

51. Like Otik's spiced fried potatoes

52. Lit only with a small candle

53. Neither's companion

55. _-kien (oriental long sword)

57. Response to #5 down

58. Cave bear's child

60 . _ word, blind

62. Tavern favorite

63. Feature of a giant skunk

65. Lesser baatezu

68. _man (Oz creature): 2 words

Places alone

Begins video game anew

Portal guardians
Prince's title: abbr.

Down

1. Monsters' "target" stat

2. Burst: 2 words

3. Lesser baatezu

4. Two: prefix

5. "What do you expect,_your

beer?": 2 words

6. Send to the brig: 2 words

7. Yuki-_(evil Kara-Tur maiden)

8. Narrow abyss

9. NASA moonlander

10. Bird akin to giant eagles

11. Lesser baatezu

12. Like the teeth of 17 across

13. _-fiend (baatezu enemy)

15. Dir. from Qualinost to Solace: abbr.

21. Nymph's beloved

23. Filled, as a theater: abbr.

24. Greater baatezu

26. Lesser baatezu

28. Colloquial crossword abbreviations

30. Farmhouse features

32. Word with ghoul or phantom

34. Actor Peter O'_

36. "Wild" gov't, organization: abbr.

38. Spell that clay golems hate

40. Comb, form with "-dactyl"

41. Caramon, to Palin and Tanin

42. _Red (Viking explorer): 2 words

43. Lowest baatezu

45. Lesser baatezu

46. Pittsburgh player that sounds like a

rogue

47. Scientific theory (abbr.)

50. Military command: 2 words

54. What a knock spell does to a door

46. Brigandine, e.g.

59. "Help take a_out of crime."

61. Flogging weapon

62. _standstill (stalemated): 2 words

63. Fighter's prime req.

64. _fiend (greatest baatezu)

66. Singers Green and Yankovic

67. Quasi-elemental plane

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Fun, Fun, Fun

(Till Her Daddy Takes the Long Sword Away)

for the AD&D® game

(with apologies to the Beach Boys)

(chorus in parentheses and italics)

Well, she got her daddy's sword

and she asked if she could give us a hand now.

Seems she forgot all about

the mon'stery like she told her old man now.

Before her daddy could catch her,

she went lookin' for adventure so grand now.

And she'll have fun, fun, fun

till her daddy takes her long sword away.

(Fun, fun, fun, till her daddy takes the long sword away!)

Well, the ores can't touch her

'cause she swings that mighty sword like an ace

(She fights like an ace now, she fights like an ace.)

She makes a squadron of ogres

flee home with the look on her face now.

(A look on her face now, a look on her face.)

A lot of trolls try to catch her,

but she vanishes with nary a trace now.

And she'll have fun, fun, fun

till her daddy takes her long sword away.

(Fun, fun, fun, till her daddy takes the long sword away!)

Wa-ooo, wa-ooo-ooo-ooo-oo-oo

(She fights like an ace now, she fights like an ace.)

Wa-ooo, wa-ooo-ooo-ooo-oo-oo

(A look on her face now, a look on her face.)

And she'll have fun, fun, fun

till her daddy takes her long sword away.

Now, we knew all along

that her scheme was just too good to be true no\

(Too good to be true now, too good to be true.)

And since he took the sword away,

she's been feelin' bored and terribly blue now.

(Terribly blue now, terribly blue. )

But she can come along with me

'cause I got another sword +2 now,

And we'll have fun, fun, fun

now that daddy took her long sword away!

(Fun, fun, fun, till her daddy takes the long sword away!)

[slow fade]

18 APRIL 1993

Brown-Eyed Ghoul

for the RAVENLOFT® campaign

(with apologies to Van Morrison)

Hey, where did we go

Our last AD&D game?

Our DM—a real pro—

I give him the full blame.

We were hackin' and a-slashin', hey hey,

Leapin' and a-boundin'

In the misty graveyard dusk

With our pulses poundin'.

Saw you—my brown-eyed ghoul.

You're my brown-eyed ghoul.

Moment I saw you

(Your fangs had that dull glow),

I knew that you had me
Paralyzed, sweet and slow.

Lurking in the moonlight, cacklin'.

Rising from behind a grave.

Drippin' and a-droolin'.

You tell me it's me you crave

Oh you, my brown-eyed ghoul.

You're my brown-eyed ghoul.

As you dismember me,

I hear you sing:

[gross phlegmmy sounds]

Nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya di-dah

Pgne j>gne pgne pgne pgne pgne Pgne pgne pgne pgne pgne di-dah

So then you clawed your way

Right through my heart and bone.

I love your mind, it's in decay,

And my, how you can groan.

Sure, we got problems now and then

(Sometimes I'm overcome by your breath).
Though you like to munch on carrion.

With my dream-ghoul, love conquers death

Oh, my brown-eyed ghoul.

You're my brown-eyed ghoul.

DRAGON 19

Gnomish Space
Marines

for the SPELLJAMMER® campaign

(with apologies to the Beatles)

In the sphere where I was bom.

Lived the oldest gnome I've seen.

And he told us of his life

In the Gnomish Space Marines.

So we 'jammed up to the sun

In our fine well-built machine.

And we joined the stately ranks

Of the Gnomish Space Marines.

[chorus]

We're all part of the Gnomish Space Marines,

The Gnomish Space Marines, the Gnomish Space Marines.

Yes, we're all part of the Gnomish Space Marines,

The Gnomish Space Marines, the Gnomish Space Marines.

Got our tinkers all aboard.

All the ones we could afford.

Our kazoo band likes to play. . .

[musical interlude]

We're all part of the Gnomish Space Marines,

The Gnomish Space Marines, the Gnomish Space Marines.

Yes, we're all part of the Gnomish Space Marines,

The Gnomish Space Marines, the Gnomish Space Marines.

Giant hamsters move the wheels.

And they drive our great machine.

They give us spaham for all our meals.

And bite us only when they're mean.

We're all part of the Gnomish Space Marines,

The Gnomish Space Marines, the Gnomish Space Marines.

Yes, we're all part of the Gnomish Space Marines,

The Gnomish Space Marines, the Gnomish Space Marines.

[repeat chorus; note that in actual practice, gnomes constantly add new verses to
this song, extending its length ad infinitum]
20 APRIL 1993

TANIS:

RAISTLIN:

TAS:

STURM:

KITIARA:

LAURANA:

TANK:

FLINT:

CARAMON:

Chorus:

CARAMON:

Chorus:

CARAMON:

CARAMON:

Companions'

Rhapsody

for the DRAGONLANCE® campaign

(with apologies to Queen)

Is this my real life? RAISTLIN: To Takhisis, she's a black robe set aside for me

Is this just fantasy? Forme...

Where do the stars hide? For me!

Why does evil close in on me?

[musical interlude, headhanging, etc.]

Hourglass eyes

Look up to the skies and see. STURM: So you think evil dragons can beat the good
guys?

I'm not a weak mage. So you think you can stab me and leave me to die?

I know the truth, you see. Oh, Lady—you might do this to me. Lady

There will be Dragons Blue, Dragons White, But you'll never win out.

Dragons Good rise to fight. You'll never defeat Good and Right!

Doesn't really matter to me—to me.

Tanis, just look at me!

Found a purse all full of gold!

Oh, it's yours? Well, then I'll hold—

Tanis—please let go of me!

I swear I thought you'd thrown it all away!

Tanis ... hey, let him go.

He didn't mean to take your cash.

We must be off to find the Lance tomorrow.

Caramon, Caramon:

Where is Kitiara?

I'm late, to meet my friends.

Sent men to the front line

Greatest power will be mine.

Good-bye, everybody. I've got to go.

Gonna leave you all behind and lead my troops.

Tanis (ooo-ooo), you deserve to die.

Behind my back you've fallen for Laurana. . . .

I see a little Qualinesti in your soul,

Tanthalas, Tanthalas, can I be your companion?

The memories you're fighting—

That human woman's fright'ning me!

Kitiara (Kitiara), Kitiara (Kitiara)

Kitiara Uth Matar—

A Dragonlord!

I'm just an old dwarf, everybody bugs me.

He's just an old dwarf, but he's still family.

He'll give his life so that we can be free.

Easy go, easy come. Everybody thinks I'm dumb.

Car-a-mon, we do not think you're dumb.

I'm not dumb?

Car-a-mon, we do not think you're dumb.

I'm not dumb!

We do not think you're dumb.

I'm not dumb, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum.

Oh, brother Raistlin, brother Raistlin,

Brother Raistlin, where'd you go?

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On Sale Now!

A selection of devastating devices

for use with the SPELLJAMMER® universe

by Matthew

Artwork by Matthew Webber

"No!" Satin shouted in exasperation. “I've
told you ten times now. My ship is the best
in the sphere! It does not need any
improvements." The centaur stamped a
forehoof on the wooden deck with a
resounding boom.

Nimfaratillarmisarrendilon—Nimf for
short—skipped back nimbly and nervously
eyed the way the centaur captain's arms
had folded over the bandolier strapped
across her chest. Satin Truebolt had quite
a reputation with the pistol crossbows
mounted there.

“Captainpleasetfyou'donlylisten ..." he
began. Satin's fingers drifted toward the
pistol grips. Nimf raised his hands as his
plea slowed in tempo. ". . . to me. I don't
mean to criticize your ship. It’s merely that
it's .. . well, so woefully lacking in techno¬
logically advanced combat devices that—"

“That," snapped Satin, “is just the way I

like it." One hind leg irritably dug at the
deck with a polished hoof Her lustrous
black tail swept from side to side like a
cat’s.

“But think!" Nimf protested. “Your ship

has such huge areas of open deck! Three
armored turrets full of wasted potential!"
Satin was sure there were tears in the
earnest gnome's eyes. “That catapult, for
instance. It has an elegant simplicity, but
think how much better it would be con¬
verted into a launcher for Dorivartarami-
arlis's New Rotating Double Discs With
Serrated Edges And. ..."

Satin growled.

"Dori's Buzz Bombs," Nimf corrected

hastily. “And that prow! It would be ideal for
Neggicharsi . . . Neg's Wondrous Power
Flail!"

Satin looked at her ship, the Alicom Star,

whose graceful lines rose at the prow to
form a stylized unicorn's head. The spiral
horn stretched forward to form a lethal
piercing ram. She tried to imagine the
same ram with a gnomish power-flail

attached, looking for all the worlds like a

giant's bolas had snagged on the end. Had
she not been so angry she would have
laughed out loud.

"And don't forget the enormous potential

of my very own Phlogiston Fire Bombs,"
the gnome finished proudly.

Satin looked back at the gnome, not

quite sure she'd heard him correctly.
"Phlogiston what.?"

"Fire bombs. The best in the sphere!"

“The phlogiston is an ocean of explosive

gas, and you've invented a fire bomb for it?"

"Exactly! Think of it!" Nimf expounded

happily, digging a crumpled piece of
parchment out of his pocket and showing it
to her. The scrap was covered with compli¬
cated diagrams and Gnomish shorthand.
“You load the bomb into a catapult—even
yours would do it—and shoot it at the
enemy. When it hits, the automatic ignition
assembly comes into operation, which is
linked to the Greek-fire reservoir here,
then — "

"Off" roared Satin, her shout sending the

gnome reeling back. "Get of my ship!"

"But, Captain, think of-"

Satin whirled and kicked. Nimf tried to

flee first, but he was too slow in putting the
paper scrap away. He departed the main
deck in a high arc, with a dwindling wail
and a neat print of Satin's hind hooves
marking the seat of his pants.

“There's nothing wrong with my cata¬

pult," Satin muttered to herself patting the
Alicom's rail affectionately.

Many readers are no doubt aware of the

tinker gnomes of Krynn, the world of the
DRAGONLANCE® saga. Manic mechanics,
they see a world where nothing exists that
could not be improved upon by the addi¬
tion of a host of cog-wheels, little bells,
and rubber bands. Harmless enough, you
might think, but unfortunately the
gnomish philosophy dictates that a

machine that works perfectly is a failure;

how can subsequent generations of
gnomes improve on a perfectly working
device? As a result, a gnomish machine is
marked both by its outlandish complexity
and its lack of reliability.

The advent of the SPELLJAMMER® set¬

ting unleashed the engineering chaos of
the tinker gnomes on the unsuspecting
universe. In short order, a traveler in
wildspace could find gnomes all over the
place, busily "improving" a catapult or
steering vane and rendering it totally
unworkable. The universe soon learned to
give tinker gnomes a wide berth, leaving
them to their paddleboat-like craft and
politely (sometimes) declining numerous
offers of free "improvements." Encounters
like that between Satin and Nimf are com¬
mon at every space dock.

Here are a selection of beautifully engi¬

neered space weapons for any
SPELLJAMMER adventure, all designed,
built, and usually operated exclusively by
gnomes. They are not intended for serious
use—a gnomish weapon is as likely to
harm its operators as the intended tar¬
get—but they can be amusing (particu¬
larly on an opponent's ship), and they are
typical of the sort of weaponry one can
expect to encounter on a gnomish side¬
wheeler. Gnomish weapons often inflict
huge amounts of damage, but this poten¬
tial is dampened by the danger to the
weapon's own operators.

Each weapon description includes the

principle, a description of its operation,
and the typical problems associated with
it. Relevant statistics are also listed. Crew
numbers are in gnomes and may be
halved if human-sized creatures are fool¬
ish enough to help. Also listed is the liabil¬
ity per attack: For every individual attack
of each weapon, there is a chance of mal¬
function, often rolled on ld20.

DRAGON 23

Neggicharsiverativora ’s momentum-based
enemy demolition device

Principle: The power flail should ide¬

ally be built onto Are prow of a vessel, with
its shaft along the ship's gravity plane. The
apparatus consists of two huge metal
weights on long metal chains, spun
around a shaft. The device is powered by
a typical gnomish assembly of gear trains
and rubber bands worked by perspiring
gnomes with hand cranks. The idea is to
create a whirling propeller capable of
crunching through an enemy vessel. The
vessel shown is the prototype Flail Snail,
plans for which were submitted to the
mind-flayer embassy on the Rock of Bral.
The illithids politely sent them back.

Operation: The flail takes three rounds

to crank up to speed, which is usually a
sedate two revolutions per minute (any
faster and centrifugal force will destroy it).
With two "wrecking balls/' this means a
possible four attacks per round. Of
course, each attack also has a chance of
malfunction.

Problems: Starting the device is a devil

of a job: The chains tend to wind them¬
selves around the shaft and not accom¬
plish much. Solutions include (but are not
limited to) having 1-10 gnomes with long
bill hooks keeping the chain untangled,
and first winding the chains in the direc¬
tion opposite that of their operation so
that they unwind as speed is picked up. If
the ship is very light (less than 10 tons).

the flail's ^

operation is
likely to cause
the ship itself to
rotate rather than

the flail. In this case, Q q ®'k

the gravity plane will L 4, O J

vary unpredictably,
resulting in "Ship Shaken"
critical-hit conditions every
round until the mechanism
stops again (taking as many rounds as it
took to start it).

Cost: 1,500 gp

Range: Close (ships must be within

grappling range)

Crew: 6 cranker-gnomes plus 1-10 bill¬

hook gnomes

Damage/attack: 4dl0 hit points or ld4

hull points

Attacks/round: Up to 4 (DMs should

take into account relative ship positions,
etc.)

THACO: As per helmsman

Critical hit: On 18,19, and 20

Liability/attack: Roll ld20: 1-10, suc¬

cessful operation; 11-14, flail tangles in
opposing ship (ships are considered grap¬
pled together, and two chains must be cut,
each AC 4 and 30 hp); 15-17, impact can¬
cels inertia (flail simply stops; 18-20,
impact cancels inertia (mechanism
destroyed by shock). 70% chance of tan¬
gling on startup, reduced by 5% for every
gnome available with long bill-hook.

Nimrs Phlogiston Fire-Bombs

Nimfaratillamisarrendilon ’s incendiary
mechanisms for inflammable atmospheres
(especially the phlogiston) — auto-ignition
assembly included

Principle: As all spacefarers know, the

phlogiston is the rainbow ocean that sur¬
rounds and supports the crystal spheres
that contain each solar system. The gases
comprising it are extremely combustible,
and any source of fire instantly causes a
violent explosion. Naturally, the gnomes
couldn't abide this situation, and Nimf
designed his fire bombs to safely (we use
the term loosely) deliver a single charge of
Greek fire to an enemy vessel and thereby
ignite it. The bomb may be launched from
any standard catapult. It is intended to hit
a target plunger-first, to ignite the oil
therein.

Operation: None as such; the device is

simply filled with Greek fire and placed
upon the catapult arm. The device can, of
course, be used in wildspace, but the
effect is less spectacular.

Problems: The device does not always

hit plunger first. The bomb, being essen¬
tially a barrel, tends to spin in flight so
that it may not ignite, simply breaking up
and drenching the target with oil. To com¬
bat this, guidance chutes were added, but
these created drag and reduced the range,
so that the device is as likely to land on the
deck of a friend as a foe. Also, guidance
chutes do not function in the vacuum of
wildspace.

Care should be taken to load the device

horizontally on the catapult arm. If the
bomb is placed plunger-first, the act of
launching may detonate it; if placed tail-
end first, the plunger sometimes comes
out and flies away in a different direction.

24 APRIL 1993

Cost: 120 gp per bomb, including Greek

fire charge

Range: As per catapult

Crew: As per catapult (doubled for
gnomes)

Damage/attack: (In the phlogiston) 2d6

hull points in explosion, no fire; (in wild-
space) starts fire as normal Greek fire shot
Attacks/round: As per catapult
THACO: As per catapult
Critical hit: None

Liability/attack: Roll ld20:1-10, oper¬

ates as planned; 11-14, fails to detonate
(unlit Greek fire splashed over enemy);

15-18, fails to detonate (unlit Greek fire

splashed over launcher); 19-20, explodes
on launcher. DMs should take note of all
spilled pools of unused Greek fire, as a
spark from striking metal or the friction of
a footfall could set one off at any time.

Dalla’s Mechanical
Lightning Arc

Dallaforengisortiala ’s friction-generated
static electricity collection and focused
delivery apparatus

Principle: This was inspired by the

third-level wizard spell, lightning bolt.
Indeed, the apparatus is not much more
than a gigantic version of the spell's physi¬
cal components, namely a glass rod and a
large flywheel lined with sheep's wool.
Gnomes wind the flywheel up to speed,
placing it in contact with a tall glass col¬
umn, generating huge amounts of static
electricity that are channeled along an
insulated copper wire. The end of the
wire is maneuvered by a winch-operated
arm to brush the side of an enemy vessel,
hopefully discharging the collected elec¬
tricity. This is supposed to start a fire on
an enemy vessel, though much of its mili¬
tary value comes from the blinding spark
that may dazzle onlookers for 1-4 rounds
(save vs. spells for no effect). Metal ships
such as mindspiders can become electri¬
cally charged; the weapon causes no
immediate effect, but the energy dis¬
charges when that vessel comes into con¬
tact with anything else, causing damage to
both mindspider and secondary target.

Operation: This device is very simple,

though the gnomes like to complicate it
with ever-more complex chains of gears
and pulleys. Two to four gnomes crank
the flywheel up to speed, while additional
gnomes wind the winches that maneuver
the arm out to touch an enemy ship.
Whether or not there is a spark and how
much damage it does depends on how
long it has been since the last discharge.
The DM secretly rolls ld4; the resulting
figure is both the number of rounds it
takes to generate the next spark and the
multiplier for the damage (and the num¬

ber of hull points damaged). The effect of

the weapon is a single giant spark of light¬
ning, hot enough to cause a small explo¬
sion in most materials, with a 50% chance
of starting a fire on flammable surfaces. In
the phlogiston, damage is tripled, with no
chance of fire.

One particularly useful application is to

cause Spelljammer Shock on the opposing
vessel's helm, as per "Critical Hits'' in the
Concordance of Arcane Space booklet in
the SPELLJAMMER boxed set (pages 59-
60). This requires the application of a suc¬
cessful spark either to the helm or its
user. The helmsman takes full damage in
addition to suffering Spelljammer Shock.
Of course, the helm must be within reach
of the Lightning Arc. It is possible for a
boarding party to carry the copper wire to
this point, if sufficient wire is on hand.
Remember: Such wire must be somehow
insulated in order to be carried.

Problems: Although the weapon isn't a

bad idea in principle, the spark isn't guar¬
anteed to occur at the desired point; there
is a chance of it occurring on the generat¬
ing wheel. If the wire becomes severed for
any reason, this also affects the sparking
point. If the weapon is used in the phlogis¬
ton and a spark occurs at the wheel, all
the wool is burned away from it in a flash,
rendering the machine useless.

Cost: 1,000 gp

Range: Close (ships must be within

grappling range)

Crew: 2-4 generator-gnomes plus 2-4

winch-gnomes

Damage/attack: ld4 x ldlO hp (see

"Operation") or ld4 hull points; triple
damage in phlogiston

Attacks/round: See text

TRACO: 17

Critical hit: None, but Spelljammer

Shock results if helm can be hit

Liability/attack: Roll ld20: 1-12, func¬

tions normally; 13-15, discharge insuffi¬
cient to cause damage (may still blind);
16-17, flywheel sticks (takes ld4 rounds to
free); 18-19, spark on flywheel sets fire to
wool; 20, reverse arc hits own vessel

DRAGON 25

Buzz-Bomb

Dorivartaramiarlis 's
new rotating dual-discs
with serrated edges and integral
mutually opposing gear-sets

Principle: Though not a popular

weapon, Dori's invention is unique in that
there is a working version, albeit some¬
what streamlined from the original
gnomish version. The idea was to create a
pair of spinning metal discs with serrated
edges capable of sawing through masts or
hulls. This objective has not been met
with any degree of success yet. However,
some enterprising giff who were fed up
with the constant search for more smoke-
powder saw that with a minimal amount
of alteration, the weapon might be effec¬
tive. The launcher was suitable as it stood,
once 20 or so cog-wheels were removed
and the irritating little bells had been dis¬
posed of. Dori's buzz-bombs were
replaced by discs of ceramic material,
sharpened around the edges and cut with
four exaggerated teeth. The result is a
machine-propelled discus (like an Orien¬
tal throwing star) that rotates at high
speed, cutting a path through rigging,
cover nets, and opponents until it hits an
immovable object like a mast or the hull.
At this point, the disc shatters into four
sharp fragments that inflict further may¬
hem in the vicinity. The disc gets an attack
roll for all targets in a straight path 2'
wide. Upon fragmentation, the disc
becomes four sharp missiles that inflict
ld4 hp each if they encounter a target
within 10'. Targets may be selected using
the Player's Handbook (PH) rulings on fir¬
ing into melee (page 99).

Operation: The launcher works in

much the same way as ballistae and cata¬
pults, being basically a spring arm to
which tension is applied. The crew of
such conventional weapons would have
no difficulty operating this one. The disc is
best fired across any exposed decks on the

ku

enemy vessel, particu¬

larly near cover-nets and rigging.

Problems: As noted, the gnomish

version simply doesn't work yet; the
launcher is perfected, but Dori's buzz-
bombs are sadly lacking. The blades
spin well in the air but stick in the first
solid obstacle they meet rather than saw¬
ing on through. These missiles can be
used to the same effect as the giff ver¬
sion, but they do not explode on impact
(except sometimes on the launcher). The
giff version works well, but the weapon
has not gained widespread use because
ballistae and catapults deliver more harm
to an opponent.

Cost: 700 gp for launcher, 1 gp for

ceramic disc, 10 gp for Dori's buzz-bomb

Range: 3 hexes
Crew: 2 gnomes

Damage/attack: Disc delivers 1-8 hp to

each target; fragments deliver 1-4 hp each

Attacks/round: 2

THACO: 15 (-6 to attack rolls if trying for

specific targets)

Critical hit: None

Liability/attack: When using the buzz-

bomb only, there is a 50% chance it
explodes on the launcher, emitting 1-10
flying gear wheels inflicting 1-2 hp each,
again using the "firing into a melee'' rule
found in the PH. All characters within 20'
are possible targets.

Krith’s Crossbow Blizzard

Krithilantoreximorlisuvio ’s multi-direc¬
tional semi-sentient bolt-launching assem¬
bly utilizing other people’s crossbows

Principle: Fiendish in the extreme, this

assembly is merely a triggering mecha¬
nism into which standard light or heavy
crossbows may be slotted and primed.

The whole device is then dropped onto an

enemy deck from above. The crossbow
blizzard descends in an upright position,
thanks to its parachute, and the impact of
landing releases the trigger, firing 4-16
crossbows simultaneously outward in
radial directions.

Operation: To operate it, this device is

simply fitted with all the crossbows the
operators can get their hands on, loaded
one at a time, and carefully dropped over
a target. To work effectively, the device has
to be dropped from fairly high in the
enemy's air envelope to a deck. It can also
be dropped from a ship passing through
the upper envelope of a heavier ship, or
dropped from a vessel above a celestial
body (a ground assault, in other words). It
can also be left in another ship's path as a

Problems: The mechanism's key point

is the spring that separates the outer
cylinder from the central column. The
play in this spring makes all the difference
to the blizzard's operation and must be
just right. Too weak, and the device is
likely to go off during loading, releasing all
the crossbows primed so far. Too strong,
and the device will never trigger; if it lands
on an enemy deck, then your enemy has
just been gifted with up to 16 loaded
crossbows to be used against you.

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This weapon would normally be used

when it is fairly certain, to be retrieved later,
or as a last resort. Typical examples carry
9-16 bows at varying heights and angles.
The basic device has numerous cradles
into which individual crossbows fit.

Dungeon Masters who enjoy making

their players nervous wrecks might like to
have the loader make a Dexterity check
for each crossbow. If he fails, the device
goes off.

Naturally, there is a popular giff version

that features arquebuses instead of cross¬
bows. Only a giff would go near one.

Cost: 150 gp, but requires crossbows

Range: As per individual crossbows

Crew: Requires 4-7 gnomes to launch

"safely"

Damage/attack: As per individual

quarrels

Attacks/round: 9-16 (as per number of

crossbows); assume 1-2 attacks per victim
in vicinity

THACO: 20 (for each bolt aimed in

direction of target)

Reloading time: 1 crossbow per round

per gnome

Critical hit: None

Liability/attack: Roll ld20: 1-3, device

goes off during launch; 4-17, normal oper
ation; 18-20, device never goes off—eneny
reaps crossbows galore! In addition, each
bow has a 30% chance of jamming. To
judge hits, DM should gauge the local situ
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rules on page 99 of the PH. i

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process of draining the life force for their

own purposes. High Lord Jean Malraux's
Cyberpapacy has turned France into a
high-tech theocracy where miracles and
cybernetics coexist; England has become
the realm of Aysle, a place of swords, sor¬
cery, and dark fantasy; and Tharkold, with
its occultech demons, has warped Los
Angeles and the surrounding areas into a
place of futuristic horror.

Now, three years after the invasion, new

horrors are being unleashed upon the
Earth and its defenders. One of these is
the dread Draconis Cybemetica.

Draconis Cybernetica

The creatures now known as Draconis

Cybemetica are the ghastly result of a real¬
ity storm and a months-long project by
the servants of High Lord Jean Malraux I.
The outcome has been heavily-cybered
beasts, now being used against their for¬
mer masters in Aysle.

The saga of the Cybemetica begins

shortly after the Warrior of the Dark
seized power in Aysle. Coveting territory
held by the Cyberpapacy, the Warrior sent
forth three of the most powerful creatures
in the fantasy realm, Draconis Teutonica.
These massive beasts, with their fierce
arctic-air breath weapon, have long ter¬
rorized the Army of the Light in Aysle, and
the Warrior saw no reason they could not
do the same to CyberFrance.

But the vagaries of the Possibility Wars

are enough to send any plan astray. The
Teutonica flew into a particularly violent
reality storm near Brest. Buffeted by
waves of strange energy the dragons were
transformed to the Cyberpapal reality.
Although their new realm could sustain
their magical nature, they were stunned
by the change and plummeted to earth.

Found by a Church Police patrol, their

presence was reported back to Avignon.
Deducing what must have happened to
the beasts, Malraux ordered them bound
and brought back to his city for experi¬
mentation. Using their advanced technol¬
ogy cybertechs were able to keep the
creatures caged while they determined
the extent of their injuries. Their bodies, it
was learned, were undamaged, although
they had lost the use of their breath
weapons. But their minds had suffered in
the transformation, and they seemed no
longer certain of just what they were.

Gaining some semblance of the crea¬

tures' trust, Malraux's scientists began
installing cyberware while working to
convince the beasts that being a hybrid of
flesh and metal was their natural state.
When they were done, the monsters had
become cybered horrors, immune to
cyberpsychosis because they believe
themselves to be whole with the addition
of the NeuraCal and steel.

Malraux first tested them against Resis¬

tance members in Provins, allowing them
to decimate much of that town. Word

1 /

Knights misinterpreted the rumors

to mean the High Lord had obtained
control of some Tharkoldu skats. They
armed themselves to challenge the
technodemonic minions, only to run into
the enchantments of the Cybemetica. The
dragons presented the Knights' corpses to
Malraux as a gift.

Description

Vicious and deadly, the Draconis Cyber¬

netica combine the fearsome traits of the
Teutonica with cutting-edge technology
from the Cyberpapacy. They are long, ser¬
pent-like monsters with two powerful
clawed appendages and great wings.
Armor covers all their coils, and the three
specimens known to exist average 40
meters in length.

Their cybernetic enhancements make

them even more of a threat. Each is
equipped with sensory enhancers, includ¬
ing a BelleView 20-20, which adds +2 to
all Perception skills based on sight; an FFO
NightView, which adds +3 to Find and
Tracking skill checks at ranges up to 50
meters; a DATAS Snooper, which adds a
+2 bonus to hearing, normal frequency;
and a TSE Bloodhound, which adds +3 to
Tracking attempts using scent.

Their own formidable weapons have

also been modified using the products of
CyberFrench technology. They now sport
FN Jammer automatic cluster guns on the
tips of their wings. These fire flechette
clusters that explode into whirling clouds
meters from the barrel. The dragons
receive the standard +3 bonus for firing
on full automatic, in addition to a +3
bonus to their attack value.

Their wings, tails, and appendages are

lined with sheers, monofilament-tipped
blades of varying lengths. These were
added in the belief that the Cybemeticas
might well be entering into combat with
their Teutonica brethren. Deprived of
their breath weapon, the Cybemetica
would be well served by closing in rapidly
and slashing at their opponent's scales.

Finally, the cybertechs added a rela¬

tively small amount of Trigon body plat¬
ing, more for the visual effect it would
have than for any practical value.

Needless to say, the Cybemetica boasts

extremely high cyber values. Fortunately,
their immunity to cyberpsychosis protects
them from sudden seizures. They are,
however, vulnerable to disconnection
when operating in a realm with a Techno¬
logical axiom less than 26, just as their
enchanted nature makes them likewise
vulnerable in realms with Magic axioms
less than 10.

Adventure books

1. Malraux has long distrusted the rav-

agon servants given to him by the Gaunt
Man. Their only use to him has been for
propaganda—they make excellent
"demons" to be chased away in mock bat¬
tle by the Church Police.

Now, in defiance of the revived Gaunt

Man, Malraux has decided to use his Dra¬
conis Cybemetica to eliminate the rav-
agon spies in his court at Avignon. The
battle will take place over the skies of Paris
Liberte to serve as proof to the residents
of that embattled city that Malraux is all-
powerful.

The Storm Knight PCs somehow get

word of the High Lord's plan, as well as
something equally disturbing: Should the
Cybemetica be victorious, Parok, the war¬
lord of the ravagons, may well interpret it
as a rebellion against the Gaunt Man.
Should Parok unleash a horde of his war¬
riors against the Cyberpapacy, the loss of
innocent lives could be enormous. The
Knights must find a way to prevent the
battle between the ravagons and the
Cybemetica from taking place.

2. Chop-shop operators in Marseilles

have been found murdered, their places
of business looted. Investigation by Storm
Knight PCs reveals that a gang of
zipyankers are responsible, but they are
not working alone. They obey the orders
of another, one they seem to fear.

Trailing this gang is a dark and danger-

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874-4034, or Will at: (908) 463-2259.

ANIMEDAY FILE III, April 17-18 ©

This convention will be held at the Rutland

Hotel, in Sheffield, Yorkshire, England. Events
include lots and lots of anime. For more infor¬
mation, write to: ANIMEDAY III Committee, 14
Ashurst Road, Stannington, Sheffield, Yorkshire,
UNITED KINGDOM S6 5LP.

GAME FAIRE ‘93, April 23-25 WA

This convention will be held at the Student

Union Building #17, at Spokane Falls Commu¬
nity College, in Spokane, Wash. Events include
role-playing, historical, microarmor, and
miniatures games, with miniature-painting
contests. Registration: $12/weekend preregis¬
tered, $16/weekend at the door (single-day
passes available). Write to: GAME FAIRE ‘93, c/o
Merlyn’s, N.I. Browne, Spokane WA 99201; or
call: (509) 624-0957.

POINTCON XVI, April 23-25 NY

This convention will be held at the U.S. Mili¬

tary Academy in West Point, N.Y. Events include
role-playing, microarmor, miniatures, and his¬
torical games, with dealers, computer gaming,
a miniatures-painting contest, and open gam¬
ing. Registration: $12 at the door; $10 preregis¬
tered by mail; no event fees. Write to: USMA
Wargames Committee, ATTN: POINTCON XVI,
P.O. Box 62, West Point NY 10997.

SKIRMISHES ‘93, April 23-25 MO

This gaming convention will be held at the

Americana hotel in Kansas City, Mo. Events
include AD&D®, CAR WARS*, WARHAMMER*,
and STAR FLEET BATTLES™ games. Other activ¬
ities include a miniatures-painting contest and
a dealers’ area. Registration: $19. Write to:
SKIRMISHES, P.O. Box 46964, Gladstone MO
64118; or call: (816) 734-8548.

U.B. CON ‘93, April 23-25 NY

This convention will be held at the State Uni¬

versity of New York at Buffalo, N.Y. Events
include role-playing and strategy games, with
tournaments, SCA demos, and dealers. Guests
include Sam Chupp. Registration: $6 preregis¬
tered, or $9 at the door (student discounts avail¬
able). Write to: UB Strategists’ and Roleplayers’
Association, 363 Student Union, SUNY at Buf¬
falo, Box 602100, Buffalo NY 14260-2100; or call:
(716) 645-4128.

BOISE FANTASY ARTS CONVENTION

April 24-25 ID

This convention will be held at the Holiday

Inn in Boise, Idaho. Events include gaming,
dealers, costuming, an art show, and panels.
Registration: $22 at the door (one-day rates are
available). Write to: BOISE FANTASY ARTS CON¬
VENTION, P.O. Box 8602, Boise ID 83702; or
call: (208) 336-0568 or -3155.

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ROC-KON ‘93, April 30-May 2 AR

This convention will be held at the Excelsior

hotel in Little Rock, Ark. Guests include Suzette
Haden Elgin, Mary Hansen-Roberts, and Greg
and Angela Bridges. Activities include AD&D®
and STAR FLEET BATTLES* games, plus deal¬
ers, an art show and auction, a costume con¬
test, and 24-hour videos. Registration: $20.

Write to: ROC-KON, P.O. Box 24285, Little Rock

AR 72221; or call: (501) 370-0889.

KETTERING GAME CONVENTION VIII

May 15-16 OI

This convention will be held at the Charles I.

Lathrem Senior Center in Kettering, Ohio.
Events include fantasy role-playing, board,
miniatures, and computer games, plus a game
auction and an RPGA™ Network tournament.
Registration $2/day. Write to: Bob Von Grueni-
gen, 804 Willowdale Ave., Kettering OH 45429;
or call: (513) 298-2480.

GAME-A-THON ‘93, May 28-30 NY

This convention will be held at the Sheraton

Inn at the airport in Albany, N.Y. Events include
RPGA™ Network events, plus miniatures,
board, and role-playing games. Other activities
include a benefit for the Farano Center for Chil¬
dren. Registration: $18 before May 7. Write to:
Michael J. Rivet, Jr., GAME-A-THON, 602 Fox-
wood Dr., Clifton Park NY 12065; or call: (518)
371-8953.

WIZARD’S CHALLENGE XI

April 30-May 2 *

This convention will be held at the Delta

Regina in Regina, Sask. Events include GURPS*,
ROLEMASTER*, SHADOWRUN*, and WARHAM-
MER* games. Other activities include games,
auction, panels, a figure-painting competition,
and a medieval banquet. Guests include Robin
Curtis and Loyd Blankenship. Write to: Ken
McGovern, No-Prair-Con, 2101 Broad St., Regina
SK, CANADA, S4P 1Y6; or call: (306) 757-8544.

BRISCON ‘93, May 1-3 ★

This convention will be held at the QUT

Kelvin Grove campus in Brisbane, QLD. Events
include role-playing, board, and miniatures
games. Other activities include a used-game
sale and an end-of-con barbecue. Registration:
$25 (Australian). There will be discounts for
those under 15 years of age. Write to: Chris
Ryan, PO. Box 182, Indooroopilly, QLD AUS¬
TRALIA #4068; or call: +61-7-870-8156.

CONVOCATION '93, May 1-2 MA

This convention will be held at the University

of Mass.-Amherst Campus Center. Events
include role-playing, strategy, and miniatures
gaming. Other activities include a costume con¬
test, a figure-painting contest, open gaming,
and a dealers’ room. Registration: $5 preregis¬
tered; $7 at the door. Area students recieve a
discount. Event fees are $3. Write to: UMASS
Grenadiers, Box 178, SAO, Amherst MA 01003.

HIGHLAND VI, May 1 TN

This convention will be held at the University

Center on the campus of Tennessee Tech in
Cookeville, Term. Events include gaming, a
dealers’ room, an art show, and door prizes.
Registration: $2; $3/event. Write to: Thomas W.
Nelson, 1107 Sioux St., Athens TN 37303; or call:
(615) 745-0648.

MAGIC CARPET CON ‘93, May 7-9 GA

This convention will be held at the Holiday
Inn in Dalton, Ga. Guests include Andre Nor¬
ton, Susan Schwartz, and P. M. Griffin. Activities
include gaming, a con suite, an art show and
print shop, a dealers’ room, and a masquerade.
Registration: $20 until March 31; $25 thereafter.
Write to: MAGIC CARPET CON, P.O. Box 678,
Rocky Face GA 30740.

OASIS 6, May 14-16 FL

This convention will be held at the Altamonte

Springs Hilton in Altamonte Springs, Fla. Guests
include Connie Willis, Michael Whelan, and
Andre Norton. Activities include a dealers’
room, an art show and auction, a con suite,
panels, videos, and gaming. Registration: $24 at
the door. Write to: OASFiS, P.O. Box 940994,
Maitland FL 32792-0992; or call Ray at: (407)
725-2383.

MADISON GAMES CON ‘93, May 15-16 WI

This convention will be held at the Quality

Inn South in Madison, Wis. Events include role-
playing, war, miniatures, and board games,
Other activities include a games auction.

Judges and dealers are welcome. Registration:

$8/weekend or $5/day. Write to: Pegasus Games,
6640 Odana Rd., Madison WI 53719; or call:

(608) 833-4263.

ADVENTURE GAMEFEST ‘93, May 21-23 OR

This convention will be held at the Oregon

Convention Center in Portland, Ore. Events
include role-playing, board, and miniatures
games in all genres. Other activities include
door and event prizes, a game auction, and a
miniatures-painting contest. Registration:
$15/weekend or $7/day. Write to: Adventure
Games Northwest, Inc., 6517 NE Alberta, Port¬
land OR 97218; or call: (503) 282-6856.

ECLIPSE ‘93, May 21-23 MO

This gaming convention will be held at the

Ramada Inn in Columbia, Mo. Guests include
Jean Rabe, David “Zeb” Cook, Tim Beach, Rick
Harris, and Bruce Nesmith. Activities include
many RPGA™ sanctioned events and war gam¬
ing. Registration: $10 preregistered; $12 at the
door. Write to: Jim Herring, 3702 W. Truman
Blvd., Ste. 223, Jefferson City MO 65109; or call:
(314) 635-2441.
ATLANTA ART FESTIVAL, May 22-23 GA

This convention will be held at the Cobb

County Civic Center in Marietta, Ga. Activities
include SF, visionary, and fantasy art. Write to:
Imagine That, P.O. Box 1133, Cuyahoga Falls,

OH 44223; or call: (216) 923-8823 days.

NEWPORT MINI-CON ‘93, May 22 RI

This convention will be held at the Howard

Johnson in Middletown, R.I. Events include
AD&D®, RAVENLOFT®, SHADOWRUN*, and
BATTLETECH* games. Registration: $8 until
May 8; $9 thereafter; $10 at the door. Write to:
NEWPORT MINI-CON, c/o SMAGS, P.O. Box
6295, Fall River MA 02724.

ORGANIZED KAHN-FUSION, May 22-23 PA

This gaming convention will be held at the

Embers in Carlisle, Pa. Guests include Greg
Porter and Greg Costikyan. Activities include
open gaming, panels, dealers, a figure-painting
contest, and readings. Registration: up to $12.
Write to: M. Foner’s Games Only Emporium,

200 3rd St., New Cumberland PA 17070; or call:

(717) 774-6676.

GAMEX ‘93, May 28-31 CA

This convention will be held at the Airport

Hyatt hotel in Los Angeles, Cal. All types of strat¬
egy, family, and adventure board, role-playing,
miniatures, and computer gaming will be fea¬
tured. Other activities include flea markets, an
auction and a dealers’ area. Write to: STRATE-
GICON, PO. Box 3849, Torrance CA 90510-3849;
or call: (310) 326-9440.

GAMESCAUSUS II, May 28-31 CA

This convention will be held at the Airport

Hilton in Oakland, Calif. Events include
AD&D®, CALL OF CTHULHU*, CHAMPIONS*,
PARANOIA*, TRAVELLER*, AXIS &ALLIES*,

CAR WARS*, STAR WARS*, BATTLETECH*, and

CIVILIZATION* games. Other activities include
a dealers’ room, a painting contest, a flea mar¬
ket, and a 24-hour-a-day movie room. Registra¬
tion: $25 preregistered; $30 at the door. Judges
are welcome and will receive discounts. Write
(and checks payable) to: Trigaming Assoc., P.O.
Box 4867, Walnut Creek CA 94596-0867.
NORTHWEST GAMEFEST, May 28-30 OR

This gaming convention will be held at the

Monarch hotel in Clackamas, Oreg. Events
include role-playing and board games. Other
activities include a costume contest, a dealers’
room, and a video arcade. Registration: $15
preregistered, $18/weekend or $10/day at the
door. Write to: NRMR, PO. Box 6068, Salem OR
97304; or call: (503) 982-1232 evenings.

MIGSCON XIV, May 29-30 *

This historical gaming convention will be

held at the Holiday Inn in Hamilton, Ontario.
Events include WRG 7th-Edition ancients*,

DBA* and ASL* games. Other activities include

games set in the following periods: Ancient,
medieval, Renaissance, Seven-Year War,
Napoleonic, colonial, ACW, WWII, and modem.
Dealers are welcome. Write to: MIGSCON XIV
c/o P.O., Box 37013, Barton Postal Outiet,

Ontario, CANADA L8L 8E9; or call: (416) 351-

7207.

TWINCON‘93, May 29-31 MN

This convention will be held at the Thunder-

bird hotel in Minneapolis, Minn. Events include
dozens of role-playing, war, and miniatures
games, plus a con suite. Registration: $20 pre¬
registered by May 1; $30 at the door, and there
are no game fees. Write to: TWINCON, P.O. Box
8010, Minneapolis Mn 55408.

CONMAN ‘93, June 4-6 NH

This convention will be held at the Howard

Johnson’s in Manchester, N.H. Events include
AD&D®, CALL OF CTHULHU*, TORG*, TOON*,
and RPGA™ Network events. Other activities
include a miniatures-painting contest, an art
show, demos, a vendors’ area, and a benefit for
the New Hampshire AIDS Foundation. Registra¬
tion: $17/weekend, single-day rates are avail¬
able. Write to: CONMAN, P.O. Box 842,
Manchester NH 03101.

ILLINICON ‘93, June 4-6 IL

This gaming convention will be held at the

Hendrick House dorm on the campus of the
University of Illinois. Events include AD&D®,
SHADOWRUN*, CALL OF CTHULHU*, BAT¬
TLETECH*, and STAR FLEET BATTLES* games.
Other activities include a game auction, a
miniatures-painting contest, movies, dealers,
and open gaming. Registration: $5, plus a one-

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CONQUEST I, June 11-13 MD

This convention will be held at the Ramada

Inn in Hagerstown, Md. Guests include
Jonathan Frid, Eric Menyuk, John Anthony
Blake, and Sandy Petersen. Activities include an
art room, dealers, workshops, a charity auc¬
tion, and a video room. Registration: $30 pre¬
registered before May 15. Send an SASE to:
CONQUEST I, P.O. Box 1007, Hagerstown MD
21741-1007; or call: (301) 733-4649.

HEROES ‘93, June 11-13 NC

This convention will be held at the Charlotte
International Trade Center in Charlotte, N.C.
Guests include Mark Bagley, Dick Giordano,
George Perez, and Dave Sim. Activities include
contests, art seminars, workshops, and
exhibits. Registration: $25/weekend or $10/day.
Write to: HEROES ’93, PO. Box 9181, Charlotte
NC 28299; or call: (704) 394-8404.

CAPITALCON IX, June 12-13 IL

This convention will be held at the Prairie

Capital Convention Center in Springfield, Ill.
Events include role-playing, miniatures, war,
and board games. Other activities include an
auction, a flea market, and a figure-painting
contest. Registration: $10 at the door. Write to:
John Holtz, 400 E. Jefferson St. #508, Spring-
field IL 62701; or call: (217) 753-2656.

RECONN ‘93, June 12-13 CT

This convention will be held at the Holiday

Inn in Norwalk, Conn. Events include role-play¬
ing, miniatures, war, and board games. Other

area. Write to: Jim Wiley, Gaming Guild, 100

Hoyt St. #2C, Stamford CT 06905; or call: (203)
969-2396.

ATLANTICON ‘93, June 18-20 MD

This convention will be held at the Baltimore

Convention Center in Baltimore, Md. Guests
include numerous gaming personalities. Activi¬
ties include role-playing, miniatures, and board
games, plus a dealers’ area. Registration: $20
preregistered; $30 at the door. Write to: ADF
Inc., P.O. Box 91, BeltsviUe MD 20704; or call:
(301) 345-1858.

CONTINUUM ‘93, June 18-20 MO

This convention will be held at the Holiday Inn

Convention Center in Cape Girardeau, Mo.

Guests include Mark Lenard and Robin Curtis.

Activities include gaming a dealers’ room, an art
show and auction, a masquerade, a costume
contest, a video room, and a charity auction. Reg¬
istration: $35/weekend before May 18; $40 there¬
after. Single-day rates are available. Send an SASE
to: CONTINUUM “93, 1617 Lyndhurst, Cape
Girardeau MO 63701; or call: (314) 334-4386.

GLATHRICON ‘93, June 18-20 IN

This convention will be held at the Executive
Inn in Evansville, Ind. Events include AD&D®,
MARVEL SUPER HEROES™, SHADOWRUN*,

and CHILL* games. Other activities include an

art show and auction a masquerade, panels,
dealers, and a charity event for the American
Cancer Society. Registration: $15 before May 1;
$20 thereafter. Write to: GLATHRICON, c/o
Evansville Gaming Guild, P.O. Box 15414, Evans¬
ville IN 47716; or call: (812) 477-9508.

HEXACON III, June 18-20 AZ

This convention will be held at the

Camelview Resort in Scottsdale, Ariz. Events
include role-playing, board, and miniatures
gaming. Other activities include a miniatures-
painting contest, a game auction, dealers,
anime, panels, guests, and computer gaming.
Registration: $10 preregistered; $15 at the door.
Write to: HEXACON, P.O. Box 62613, Phoenix AZ
85082; or call: (602) 497-9554.

MICHICON ‘93, June 18-20 MI

This convention will be held at the Southfield

Civic Center in Southfield, Mich. Events include
board, role-playing, and miniatures games.
Other activities include a dealers’ room. Regis¬
tration: $16/weekend or $9/day preregistered;
$18/weekend or $10/day at the door. Write to:
Metro Detroit Gamers, M-93 Pre-reg., P.O. Box
656, Wyandotte MI 48192.

NEW ORLEANS SF & FANTASY FESTIVAL

June 18-20 LA

This convention will be held at the Clarion

hotel in New Orleans, La. Guests include
Robert Silverberg, Walter Jon Williams, George
Alec Effmger, and Aaron Allston. Activities
include 24-hour open gaming. Registration: $20
before May 15. Write to: NOSF3 1993, P.O. Box
791089, New Orleans LA 70179-1089; or call:

(504) 837-0125.

RIVERCON ‘93, June 18-20 OH

This convention will be held at the campus of

the University of Cincinnati, College of Applied
Science in Cincinnati, Ohio. Events include
role-playing, miniatures, computer, and board
games. Other activities include a dealers’ area,
open gaming, and door prizes. Registration: $10
before June 4; $15 thereafter. Write to: RPS
RIVERCON, Univ. of Cincinnati, College of
Applied Science, 2220 Victory Pkwy., Cincinnati
OH 45206; or call: (513) 232-6213.

WYVJZRCON ‘93, June 18-20 WA

This convention will be held at the Skagit Val¬

ley Fairgrounds in Mount Vernon, Wash. Events
include a wide variety of role-playing and board
games. Other activities include a miniatures-
painting contest, videos, door prizes and a deal¬
ers’ room. Registration: $15 preregistered
before May 1; $20 thereafter. Daily rates are
available. Write to: WYVERCON, P.O. Box 2325,
Mount Vernon WA 98273; or call Larianne or
Todd: (206) 428-5900. Q

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tion listing makes it into our files, enclose a
self-addressed stamped postcard with your
first convention notice; we will return the
card to show that your notice was received.
You might also send a second notice one
week after mailing the first. Mail your list¬
ing as early as possible, and always keep us
informed of any changes. Please avoid
sending convention notices by fax, as this
method has not proved to be reliable.

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This regular feature offers answers to questions on the D&D®

game, its worlds and its products, occasional articles, and "first
reviews of D&D game products. Readers are welcome to
send questions, suggestions, or criticisms on the game or on the
material published here. We can't promise all letters will be
answered in this column, but they all will get our attention.

This issue of the "Grimoire" deals with a

new nation located on the Savage Coast.
The exploration of this area goes on,
thanks to the amazing library of Raman
Nabonidus. From his vast collection of
ancient writings, we discover revealing
fragments of a struggle that took place
centuries ago. Today, only a dark realm
remains, sinister testimony that good does
not always win over evil at least until
ancient heroes return.

Found in the navigator’s journal of

Don Jorge de Vilaverde:

"It took no fewer than 15,000 nuggets of

depleted red ore and several years of
diplomacy, but at last, here it is: A small
promontory near Asur overlooking a pro¬
tected cove. I named our new acquisition
Porto Escorpiao for the glory of Vilaverde
and my father's wealth. Indeed, it is but a
small trading post, but nonetheless a
colony of Vilaverde. It will be weeks before

my message reaches Porto Preto, and per¬

haps months before troops arrive. The
treaty grants us full ownership for a cen¬
tury, but I trust a stronghold of good, solid
stone and a handful of experienced cross¬
bowmen to be a better warranty on this
land. By then, no one in this savage land
will dislodge us, for we are the strongest.

"I do not feel safe here, however. I

ordered the crew to stay together at all
times and avoid involvement with the
natives. The creepy carapace of the Nim-
murians and their odious stings are a con¬
stant reminder that man is not yet a
master here. It is clear in their attitude
that we aren't exactly welcome, but per¬
haps merely useful to some dark purpose
of theirs. Only time will tell. Fortunately,
the Nimmurians are just as greedy and
desirous of the red steel blades as we are.
In this, we have an advantage."

Diary of a Gargonan spy—Unsigned:

"Even today, I still loathe the sight of the

folks of Nimmur. Half-man and half-scor¬
pion, they instill fear and repulsion in my
very soul. It's been a few years since I
snuck deep into the great Ziggurat of Er.
From the shadows, I spied on one of their
priestesses. Her entire body was covered
with gross make-up. She approached a
fountain and washed the make-up off,
with obvious delight. Nausea almost over¬
came me when I realized her body was
translucent. With the brazier glowing
behind her, I could see a black heart
through her translucent chest, pumping
some evil ichor through her veins.

"I could hear dark incantations echoing

from the cavernous halls below. Soon,
others joined her, coming out of a great
stone gate leading underground. They all
showed the same ghastly translucence. I
suspected the make-up covering their
bodies was in fact intended to conceal this
strange feature rather than being a simple
cosmetic element. I was soon to confirm
my theory. I must have made some noise
then, for one of the manscorpions pulled
a sword and rushed in my direction. I fled
and, by luck, reached a concealed door in
the side of the temple. I kicked it open just
before the manscorpions lunged at me. As
the sun poured in, the creatures
screamed in pain and retreated suddenly.
A mere caress of the sun's rays had blis¬
tered and cracked their skins. I fled, never
to return."

Runic ideograms engraved and illumi¬

nated by Uhdu Momba, disciple of Yav,
found on a set of ivory tusks:

"Pity those who scorn the Immortals.

Pity those who suffer their wrath. Today's
Nimmurians are such a people. They
were once known as the Sohktars. These
are manscorpions who, many centuries
ago, greatly angered their patron, the
Great Lord Ixion. These denizens of the
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they wasted much of their time basking in
it. They stole from the meek when
needed, but else failed to establish any
great, lasting power.

"Alas, a foe came one day. They clashed

for decades, and many times did the
Sohktars lose. In their distress, these bru¬
tal and ruthless creatures implored their
patron for a final victory. Instead, their
foes conjured a great storm that masked
the sun. Horrendous numbers of dis¬
heartened Sohktars died that day. The
survivors fled, rejecting the Great Ixion as
their patron. Enraged at his subjects' fail¬
ure and gravely insulted at their rejection,
Ixion cursed them. They were never again
to enjoy the warmth of the sun. Mere
exposure to the sun or its reflection off the
moon inflicted horrible pain and death on
the Sohktars.

They fled the sun-drenched surface

world. Exiled in deep caverns, they wan¬
dered for centuries and grew bitter. Their
flesh turned translucent from lack of light
and the curse's effects. One day they
found an exit, far to the west. They
dwelled there for decades, hiding at the
edge of darkness. For them, it was like
dying of thirst before a lake of fresh but
poisonous water. O, perverse fate.

"During that time, the Sohktars lost

much of their original culture. New
priests rose among them. These creatures
of hate honored Atzanteotl, and their
quest was to bring shame to boon's name.
Their patron's whispers led them to Nim-
mur and taught them to manufacture a
special make-up. With proper incanta¬
tions, the make-up protected them from
the lethal rays of the sun. They could
return to the surface, yes, but in a very
perilous way. They couldn't help but hate
all surface dwellers."

Found on a scroll from Sir Archibald

Foulkes, Sage of Bellayne and Scholar
in Ancient History:
"There was a great civilization here,
centuries ago. Judging from runes and
sculptures found on the walls of the old
ruins near Ankesh, I now have good rea¬
son to believe this land was once home to
a difference race.

"After unearthing a vault, I couldn't fail

to notice the recurring motif on the bas-
reliefs, very tall humanoids with the heads
of bulls and powerful wings on their
backs. One scene showed a lion hunt
where the felines looked small in compar¬
ison with those mysterious winged mino-
taurs. These must have been the true,
ancient Nimmurians who once ruled
these lands. They were followers of Idu,
whom I later equated to a mythological
figure better known as Ixion.

"Their history was difficult to piece

together—the manscorpions get suspi¬
cious of outsiders lurking anywhere near
their ziggurats or ruins—but this is what I
gathered. The winged beings once ruled

this land in what could be interpreted as a

golden age. Alas, they were losing an
ancient war against the ores in the south.
At this time, newcomers appeared and
offered their assistance against the ores.
Judging from the descriptions, these
could be none other than the manscorpi¬
ons who rule here today. They called
themselves the Sohktars, a wandering
tribe of unknown origin.

"The ancient Nimmurians and the

Sohktars fought side by side until the ores
had been beaten back to the southern
jungles. There followed an obscure era;
many runes and bas-reliefs of this period
have been damaged or removed for some
unknown reason. I found some clues
leading me to believe Nimmurians were
mysteriously disappearing, and the Sohk¬
tars had been blamed for this.

"Soon afterward, Sohktars were brutally

expelled from the cities of Nimmur and a
bloody war followed. Sculptures revealed
that the manscorpions had armies of con¬
siderable size. Those sculptures strangely
show them rising from the earth. Nimmur
achieved spectacular victories, casting
mysterious rays of fire, such as those at
the Battle of Um-Nileser. The sculptures
displayed fields of twisted, fiery husks,
agonized manscorpions burning under
the sun. But it was too late for Nimmur.
There were too many manscorpions. One
after another, the besieged towns fell.
Sohktars probably massacred or enslaved
those who surrendered. Perhaps the sur¬
vivors fled. There is no way to tell to
where, since the bas-reliefs of that period
all end at this point.

"I must presume that the Sohktars

usurped the land of ancient Nimmur, its
history, culture, and even its language. The
winged-minotaur race probably died out.
Of course, I wouldn't bring any of this up
with the manscorpions. Simply admitting
that I can read these ancient scriptures
may be reason enough for these beings to
seek my death. One must beware of such a
ruthless and cruel people."

Etchings on a set of lacquered hatch¬

ling tortle shells, from Count Disbaal
of Enom:

"This is the most amazing discovery of

magical prowess in a very long time. To
think that it lay there, so close to us and
for so long, is simply mind boggling. What
else does Nimmur conceal?

"Herath always maintained excellent

relations with our Sohktari friends. We
find them suitable, almost likeable. Herath
was young when the Sohktars invaded
Nimmur. We offered our help in defeating
the winged ones. Ancient Nimmur was a
powerful, advanced culture then, a threat
to young Herath. Returning the favor,
Sohktars smuggled many winged ones
into Herath to be studied in our laborato¬
ries. This earned us great magical knowl¬
edge. And ever since the Sohktars' arrival

in Nimmur, the ores have become far less

active on our side of the border, too, and
that can only be praised.

"The secret began to unfold before me

during a visit to the city of Er, on a trading
mission to the palace of Anupalassar, King
of Nimmur. Left alone one evening, I
observed the sky from my window and
noticed an unusual alignment of stars.

Just then, I heard a low buzz in the street

below. Screams of terror immediately fol¬
lowed, as several manscorpions crackled
and literally burst into flames. Others,
looking down from their windows, quickly
pulled their blinds shut and barricaded
themselves in their houses.

"Hours later, priests picked up the

charred remains. No one at the palace
acknowledged the incident. They looked
embarrassed, though. It occurred to me
that two strange monuments stood at the
ends of the street. From my vantage point,
I determined a curious pattern formed by
a series of such monuments extending
from the great temple throughout the city.
Later in the morning, I also found more
scorched traces on several other streets
aligned with the monuments. There was a
definite link between these.

"I would not rest until that secret was

unveiled. Over years of quiet observation,
Nimmur finally revealed to me the exis¬
tence of perhaps the strangest magic yet
on Mystara. It appears ancient Nimmur
had developed a powerful device that
could augment spell effects to astounding
proportions. This device drew upon the
power of the stars, or perhaps the reflec¬
tion of distant suns.

"Judging from the position of the monu¬

ments in the city, the device functioned
only during certain stellar alignments.

The monuments collect the energy and

focus it on the temple. There, ancient
Nimmurians probably used the celestial
power to some unknown effect.

"It seems our manscorpion friends of

Er only acquired partial knowledge of the
monuments' use, and their lack of experi¬
ence with astronomy makes the passage
of the stars' energy through the city rather
unpredictable. By itself, the energy should
be no more harmful than moonlight, but
for some unknown reason, it bums Sohk¬
tars caught in its rays, popping them like
insects on embers. Perhaps this is some
sort of curse the ancient Nimmurians left
behind to torment the Sohktars.

"I traveled to the other cities of Nim¬

mur. All of them featured the same
devices, but the monuments showed
damage and recent restoration, possibly
by the manscorpions. The work didn't
seem quite right however, and I suspect
the only functioning device remains the
one in Er.

"The truth came forth some years later,

when clay tablets from ancient Nimmur
found their way to my tower. The winged
ones didn't all die under Sohktari stings.

DRAGON 43

The people in each of the besieged cities

managed to escape death in great num¬
bers using the magic of their temples, in
most cases mere moments before the
final assault of the Sohktars. Only priests
remained behind, to strip temples and
monuments of their rimes. The priests
knew they would be stranded and
doomed. They were resigned to die in
their temples. All except for one city, Er.

"Treachery prevented the priests from

destroying the Ziggurat of Er. Perhaps the
Sohktars arrived too quickly. They did not
realize what they had captured. Only cen¬
turies later did they discover the source of
the lethal rays. This explains why the
Sohktars chose Er as their new capital,
and why they so quickly adopted the
name, culture, and architecture of Nim-
mur. They even took the language of Nim-
mur as their own. Again and again, they
tried to recreate ancient Nimmur's great¬
ness and pierce its mysteries. I have no
doubt that the manscorpions used this
device at least once, against a great orcish
invasion several years ago.

"I now understand why the manscorpi¬

ons guard their temples and monuments
so jealously. This is one secret that must
not fall into the hands of outsiders. Fortu¬
nately, Herath stands as the ally of Nim-
mur. Perhaps Herath too, some day, will
acquire the secret of the stars."

Nimmur

Kingdom of Nimmur—Capital: Er

(Pop.: 19,700 manscorpions and out¬

siders); Army: 6 pincers; Ruler: Anupalas-
sar II "the Firebranded," oldest son of
Dargon I. Royal lands include the area
around Er and the "Southern Shield." The
family domain is Asur. Patron: Menlil.
Present-day Nimmurians are manscor¬
pions who usurped the land from its pre¬
vious occupants, a race of winged mino-
taurs. The current Nimmurians are
vicious, even worse than the Herathians.

At least the latter have a clinical, scientific

interest in magic. Herathian pragmatism
is their governing factor. In contrast, the
manscorpions of Nimmur are ruthless,
conniving creatures filled with hatred. Pity
and remorse are unknown to them. They
crave the sun, but at the same time fear it.

Nimmurians cover their bodies with a

thick make-up to protect themselves from
the lethal effect of the sun, the result of an
old Immortal's curse. The make-up
ranges from brown for the lower castes,
to red for warriors, and gold with embell¬
ishments for nobility. Clerics usually cover
their entire bodies with silver rimes over
black make-up, without which they
couldn't cast spells under the sun. When
outside, all manscorpions wear masks fea¬
turing monstrous grimaces. The masks
provide a visor and dark lenses to protect
the manscorpions' fragile eyes.

Idu’s Curse

Sunlight is excruciating to the manscor¬

pions of Nimmur. Normal clothing is
insufficient to stop the curse's effects.

Only protective make-up or armor can

shield them from the deadly rays and the
pain. Direct sunlight blinds these man¬
scorpions (as per a light spell) unless they
wear dark lenses to protect their eyes.'
Artificial light doesn't affect them.

If ever caught in direct sunlight without

make-up (less than 50% of the body cov¬
ered), they suffer 3d6+2 points of damage
per round until pulled underground or
total makeup is completed. Their Dexter¬
ity and Morale also drops to 3, they auto¬
matically lose initiative each round, and
they move at half speed (rounded down).
After one continuous turn of exposure,
they burst into flames and die (with no
saving throw). If a manscorpion with par¬
tial make-up (50% to 99% of the body cov¬
ered) is caught in direct sunlight, treat it
as if caught in reflected sunlight instead
(see below).
Any open wound (not covered by pro¬
tective make-up) exposed to direct sun¬
light causes the manscorpion's ichor to
boil and hiss in the wound, causing
incredible pain (double damage from the
attack).

When caught in reflected sunlight

(moonlight, starlight, or sunlight reflected
from a mirror, etc.) without make-up,
Nimmurians suffer only ld6 points of
damage (or an extra ld4 points of damage
for an exposed wound); their Dexterity
and Morale both drop to half (rounded
down). If caught in reflected light with
partial make-up, they suffer ld4-l points
of damage per round, with no other effect
on Morale or Dexterity.

Nimmur today

The arrival of traders from Vilaverde

sent a message to the manscorpions' lead¬
ers that it was better to tolerate visitors on
the surface, and even trade with them,
than to tight them forever. Vilaverdans
and most eastern traders were more
advanced than the Nimmurians. The out¬
siders' red-steel blades proved quite a
deterrent. The manscorpions want the
secret of that new metal.

Up to two-thirds of Nimmur's foreign

trade is overland, to and from western
Herath. Several tribes of jungle ores
secretly take bribes from unscrupulous
Vilaverdan traders to raid caravan trails
linking Herath to Nimmur.

Almost a quarter of Nimmur's foreign

business passes through Porto Escorpiao,
the Vilaverdan colonial enclave and best
port facility in the country. Vilaverde
arranged for rival traders to be virtually
locked out of Nimmur by slapping a 33%
tax on anything shipped by non-vilaver-
dans through Porto Escorpiao. What little
remains of maritime trade involves scores
of private traders between Bellayne and

Slagovich, through the shallower ports

along the coast of Nimmur. This far from
the Known World, Ierendian and Min-
rothad ships are rarities. The Nimmurians
have no ships of their own.

The manscorpions export spices, some

food (figs, dates, nuts), salt, sheep, wool,
carpets, tapestries, expensive resins, rare
woods, fine oils, perfume, and dyes. They
import foodstuffs (beef, rice, grain), wines,
obsidian, silk, leather, iron, foreign armor
(upper body only), and weapons.

Today, foreigners may come and go in

Nimmur, though the vicinity of ziggurats
and palaces remain strictly off-limits to
outsiders, under penalty of death. Visitors
are otherwise generally safe elsewhere, if
they don't travel alone. Behind these
appearances of neutrality, the Nimmuri¬
ans conceal their curse and their bur¬
geoning knowledge of the star device in
Er, as well as a vast underground king¬
dom beneath Nimmur.

Ever since the manscorpions assumed

the ancient Nimmurian cultural identity,
they dropped their old tribal structure,
and put in place a new dynasty of kings.
Today, King Anupalassar II rules over
smaller manscorpion provinces owing
fealty to the throne of Nimmur. Provincial
governors have the hereditary title of
prince. The present king earned his nick¬
name, "the Firebranded," on a journey to
Herath. During an ambush, an ogre
ripped open the king's great helm with a
battle axe, wounding him and scarring
his face from the sun's rays.

Nimmur is an ally of Herath, although

the Nimmurian clergy believes manscor¬
pions will rule the entire peninsula some
day. On the other hand, Herath hopes to
steal the secret of the ancient Nimmurian
star device. Right now, the Nimmurians
still have a problem with decidedly
unyielding ores in the south. These ores
are savage creatures that have adapted to
the thick jungle of the Ore's Head Penin¬
sula. Nimmur also faces a dilemma with
the encroachment of foreign settlers,
especially lately the affluent Herathians
moving into the City of Er. It is becoming
difficult for the clergy to keep unwanted
visitors out of the ziggurat quarters in
their cities. The manscorpions ignore the
northern coastal lands because of mos¬
quito and killer-fly infestations that have
decimated settlers and sheep flocks there
in the past.

Nimmur’s armies

Nimmur maintains permanent, profes¬

sional troops trained and paid according
to precepts laid down by ancient Nim¬
murian generals (inspired by the real
world's Assyria). Although nobles com¬
prise most of the upper ranks in the army,
effective authority is based on actual mili¬
tary rank, not social status.

Towns of a thousand people or more

are walled. Most structures are made of

44 APRIL 1993

dried mud bricks. Each town pays for its

own army. The troops are disciplined and
organized. Troops of the same types all
wear the same armor and tunics within
their respective armies. Conical helms
with bronze masks are predominant.
Manscorpion armor costs three times that
of its human counterpart because of its
complexity (larger abdomen and eight
leg pieces, tail and sting remaining
unarmored). Nimmurians do not use
mercenaries.

For 100 troops, 20 ride mule-driven

war-chariots (two mules, a driver, and a
warrior per chariot; short bow, spear, and
scale mail). Twenty more use longbows,
short swords, and scale mail; twenty are
heavy infantry with lamellar (banded)
armor and Nimmurian poleaxes; and
forty are light infantry with leather armor,
large shields, spears, and short swords.
The war-chariots of Er are scythe¬
wheeled and larger than those of other
cities. Twenty are long-bowmen with
short swords and scale mail. Another 20
are heavy infantry with lamellar (banded)
armor and Nimmurian poleaxes. The final
40 are light infantry with leather armor,
large shields, spears, and short swords.

Armies break down into battle pincers

of 100 troops, in turn splitting into tactical
stings of 20 troops. Officers, petty nobles
with simple warrior rank, and priests usu¬
ally ride the smaller war-chariots.

Dominions of Nimmur

Asur—Capital's population: 15,100;

Army: 4 pincers; Ruler: King Dargon I
"The Defender." Dargon was the previous
king of Nimmur. His army slaughtered a
great orcish war-horde of over 15,000 at
the battle of Anusardapal, named after a
hero who died there. Now a tired old war¬
rior, he abdicated in favor of his son but
retained the honorific title of king. Asur is
the dynastic domain. Dargon now over¬
sees spying activities on the Vilaverdans,
hoping to capture their fortified port.

Ankesh—Capital's population: 2,500;

Army: 2 pincers; Ruler: Prince Sheneser II
"Iron Sting." Ankesh regularly sees raids
from Jibaru phanatons. Hills and heavy
forest present a difficult environment for
Nimmurian troops, especially their war-
chariots. Phanatons are thought to be no
more than primitive forest barbarians that
present little danger to Nimmur.

Ekiddu —Capital's population: 3,100;

Army: 2 pincers; Ruler: Princess Ish-
mamna I "Black Heart." Ekiddu is trying to
become a trading town. Unfortunately, its
port is shallow and presents no contest to
the Vilaverdan colonial enclave just to the
south. The capital of Ekiddu is the town
where the most foreigners can be found.

Shubat-Nammu — Capital's population:

1,250; Army: 1 pincer; Ruler: Prince Nam-
rud XII "Seven Legs." Dubbed the armpit
of Nimmur, this impoverished state is all

but lost in the forest. Many of the man-

scorpions from this state join the armies
of other dominions or become bandits.

Suneveh (Northern Shield) —Capital's

population: 18,200; Army: 5 pincers;

Ruler: Prince Enshumasirpal III "The

Impaler." The ruler of Suneveh has
recently acquired medicine that should
negate the effects of killer flies on the
Wind Flats. Soon, settlers will be sent to
support a major northern territorial
expansion north of Nimmur.

Sur — Capital's population: 3,900; Army:

4 pincers; Ruler: Prince Nergil VII "Cotton
Head." All the caravans between Herath
and Nimmur stop in the capital of Sur, a
rich trading town. The treasures of Sur
make a tempting target for the ores of the
Dark Jungle.

Southern Shield—Army: 5 pincers;

Administrator: Lord Ishme-Hursag. This
dominion belongs to the throne of Nim¬
mur. The administrator's responsibility is
to patrol the caravan trail and keep it free
of marauding ores—a tough duty. No sane
warrior wants to be transferred to this
military outpost.

Low-Realm of Apsur— Total popula¬

tion: 80,000 manscorpions, no outsiders;
Army: 12 pincers. Ruler: Queen Tigurta I
"The Taciturn." This is the underground
kingdom of the old Sohktars. Its caves
spread as far as the center of the Forbid¬
den Highlands, with tunnels and cracks
connecting to the ziggurats of Er, Asur,
and Suneveh, and a few other secret spots
in the Forbidden Highlands. Although a
subject kingdom of Nimmur, Aspur is at
risk of breaking away. The queen is a High
Priestess of Nin-Hurabi (see "The man-
scorpion pantheon" below) who resents
the authority of the surface king.

The manscorpion pantheon

The early Sohktari clergy removed all

references to ancient Nimmurian patrons,
save perhaps in some forgotten ruins out¬
side die cities. They replaced them with
an adaptation of their own pantheon. It
should be noted here that Sohktars easily
penetrated ancient Nimmurian society
because the "scorpion-man" figure existed
in ancient Nimmurian mythology.

The beliefs of today's manscorpions of

Nimmur reflect the duality in their life:
the dark underworld from which they
come, and the world above that they crave
but which kills. Death under the sun rep¬
resents a mystical cycle that started with
the break from Idu-Ixion and a return
through his flames.

Beyond those listed below, many minor

Immortals have places in the Nimmurian
pantheon, representing various aspects of
Nimmurian life. According to ancient
beliefs, they are all thought to travel on
magical cloud chariots.

The spell effects noted below for Nim¬

murian clerics are special powers, not
actual spells (see Wrath of the Immortals,
Book 1, pages 17 and 29).

Menlil (Atzanteotl) is the Immortal who

whispered to chosen Sohktars during
their-aimless journey through the caves of
Mystara. He promised them Gilmun, a
land of sun and light where they could
dwell. Through his dreams, he taught his
followers how to make the protective
make-up. Menlil is now the patron of
Gilmun, the "land-above." Also called "The
Guide," he stands as the patron of war and
revenge, and the chief figure of today's
Nimmurian pantheon.

Manscorpion clerics of Menlil can cast

a cause light wounds spell three times per
day.

Nin-Hurabi (Nyx) is the patron of Apsur,

Manscorpion Poleaxe: Weapon Mastery Chart

Mastery Damage

[P=H] Basic 3d6

Skilled 3d6+3

Expert 3d6+6

Master P: 3d6+10

S: 3d6+8

Grand Master P: 3d6+16

S: 3d6+12

Defense Special

— Attacks every other round

H:+1AC/1 Attacks every round

H: +2AC/1 Deflect (1)

H: +2AC/2 Deflect (1)

H: +3AC/2 Deflect (2)

[P=H] Primary target is a foe attacking with either hand-held or hand-thrown

weapons

P: Primary target

S: Secondary target (monsters attacking with natural weapons)

H:AC/ #: AC bonus and number of times per round this AC bonus can be used
against attacks from primary targets

Abilities STR INT WIS DEX CON CHA

Race Max. 18 17 17 18 18 18*

Manscorpion +1 -1 -1 — +1 —

* Charisma applies only between manscorpions; penalize Charisma when deal¬

ing with humanoids, -5 when dealing with demihumans or humans.

DRAGON 45

the dark underworld beneath Gilmun.

She represents earth, fertility, birth, the

safety of the caverns, and ultimately, dark¬
ness. Nin-Hurabi bears no ill will toward
the manscorpions. She only seeks to pro¬
tect them and believes they should remain
in the caves of Mystara. Nin-Hurabi
opposes Idu, who is the embodiment of
light. She despises the way he dismissed
and cursed the early Sohktars. She also
frowns on the way Menlil cheated the
manscorpions with his shabby make-up
trick, and how he manipulated them into
taking over ancient Nirnmur.

Manscorpion clerics of Nin-Hurabi can

cast a darkness spell three times per day.

Idu was the name ancient Nimmurians

gave Ixion, their chief Immortal, who rep¬
resented the sun. For the manscorpions of
today's Nirnmur, Idu has become the
prince of perversity an "evil" figure that
no one should honor. His perversity lies in
the fact all manscorpions seek Idu's
mighty fire and his light, the attainment of
which brings only destruction. Idu is the
Immortal who betrayed and abandoned
the Sohktars, but also he whom the
manscorpions hoped they could honor
again. Dying by his flame is both a horri¬
ble fate and a highly spiritual act, for it
represents the end of the manscorpion's
quest and a return to Idu's mythical
realm.

Manscorpions honoring Idu are consid¬

ered evil heretics by the established
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clergy. A secret few exist who suspect

Menlil influenced their Sohktari ancestors
into mistrusting Idu. They also resent
Menlil's misleading promise of sun and
light.

Manscorpion clerics of Idu can cast a

druidic produce fire spell twice per day.
They also receive a +1 to their rolls when
trying to Turn Undead.

Manscorpions as NPCs

Manscorpions, especially the Nim-

murian sort, should remain NPCs under
the DM's control. Here are the details of
that NPC class, as it could be used in a
campaign. Considering the number of hit
dice of a normal manscorpion, it is easier
to assume there are lesser manscorpions
of 1-7 HD and greater manscorpions of 8
HD and up (spell-casting clerics).

Using the standard fighter experience

table, apply a 30% penalty to all earned
experience for a standard manscorpion;
the penalty should be only 20% for Nim-
murian manscorpions because of Idu's
curse. All manscorpions start with 1 HD,
equal to a lst-level human fighter, but
manscorpion warriors have none of the
human fighter's special abilities or Fighter
Combat Options. Manscorpions always
make their saving throws as fighters.

Even when manscorpions reach 8 HD

and become clerics, they continue to gain
ld8 hit points per hit die. They also retain
all fighter weapon skills previously
acquired (edged and piercing weapons
are permitted).

A saving throw negates a lesser man-

scorpion's poison. If the save fails, the poi¬
son causes illness (Movement, Dexterity,
and Strength are halved, rounded down;
initiative -3). The effects of the poison
begin ld4 rounds after the sting, and last
4d6 hours. The sting itself inflicts ld4
points of damage.

The poison of a greater manscorpion is

deadly. Its sting inflicts ldlO points of
damage, and the victim is paralysed for
ld8-l rounds. A failed saving throw vs.
poison means instant death. If the DM
allows a player to run this type of monster
as a PC, the poison should be of the para¬
lyzing type only (with a saving throw-vs.
paralysis) for the sake of fairness to other
players and game balance.

Manscorpions cannot rise beyond 13th

level. If the DM allows unlimited levels,
manscorpions should use ld6 for deter¬
mining hit points, from 8th level up. This
should be decided before bringing such a
character into play. Constitution bonuses
are added when the NPC is created and
every time it gains a new level, up to 9th
level. Racial ability modifiers are given
here:

Miscellaneous: A manscorpion can

hold its breath as long as a normal
human, but cannot swim at all. Water dis¬
solves Nummurian make-up in ld4
rounds. Manscorpions of Nirnmur have

infravision and a natural armor class of 7.

Addition of body armor of AC 7 or worse
only improves the manscorpion's natural
armor class by one point. For body armor
of AC 6 or better, use the rating of the
armor worn, plus an armor-class bonus
of one point. Shield and Dexterity modi¬
fiers to armor class work normally.
Assume the normal monster's AC 1, as
described in the Rules Cyclopedia, comes
from armor and high Dexterity. The huge
pole arm listed in the monster description
exists in Nirnmur, but it is so heavy that a
manscorpion warrior with basic mastery
can effectively swing it only once every
other round. Such a weapon costs 10 gp
and has an encumbrance of 200 (see
Weapon Mastery chart).

Note: Don't forget to apply the Hit Roll

bonuses from the table on page 76 of the
Rules Cyclopedia. Special deflection is
explained on page 80 of the same book.
The Nimmurian poleaxe can be neither
used with a shield nor thrown. It is a two-
handed weapon. Non-manscorpions have
a -5 attack penalty when using this
weapon because of its size and the way it
is balanced. Manscorpion masters and
grand masters of the Nimmurian poleaxe
are a myth. No manscorpion is skillful
enough to with the poleaxe to reach those
levels.
Q

Errata: DRAGON® Magazine #190,

page 45. Mining Effects in general do
wipe out farming and taxation in a hex,
but as a DM option, this effect could be
limited to borderland or wilderness
areas only. Farming and taxation in
rural or more populous areas could
remain unaffected.

Column 3, paragraph 2, ". . . as

shown in the Method entry earlier . .."
should be changed to "... as shown in
the Procedure entry earlier ..."

Column 3, last paragraph, "... at the

end of the month, better luck next
time!" should be changed to "... at the
end of the year, better luck next time!"

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urban population farmers can sup¬
port, divide the farming/fishing popu¬
lation by 5 (not 41. In the example
given, the 300 oasis farmers could sup¬
port 60 soldiers (not 75). The example
is still valid despite the error.

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comings and goings of certain pipe-smok¬
ing wizards, but some really weird stuff
keeps showing up around my cubicle
when I'm on deadlines. I'm working late
one night and I hear some high-pitched
"cinema villain" laugh (You know: "Mu-hu-
ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!") just outside. I need a
break, so I get up to see what's so funny
that has a co-worker regressing to such
depths. The last thing I saw, at the end of a
purple and red blur, was the head of a
large blue sledgehammer.

I woke up a few hours later, only to find

my computer screen filled with the infor¬
mation below. The writing was something
that would have failed my high-school
English classes, but the content was fun,
nonetheless. After much liberal clean-up
work (on the text and my office—whoever
put the grape jelly on my chair and the
glue on my keyboard will pay for the dam¬
ages!), the secrets of Slapstick", the hero
who laughs at danger, can now be told!

SLAPSTICK™

Steve Harmon
High-school class clown

F TY (6) Health: 92

A IN (40)

S TY (6) Karma: 34

E IN (40)

R PR (4) Resources: FB

I GD (10)

P Ex (20) Popularity: 2

[The above was all broad-mindedly

translated from such material as "Slap¬
stick’s the worst buttkicker around and
nobody can touch him and he's smarter
than the average bear and. ..." You get the
picture. Try to imagine the pain of this for¬
mer English teacher.]

KNOWN POWERS: [Well, this isn't

nearly as easy to translate. I think I'll leave
the original text in (though I'll add at least a
semblance of spelling and grammar), and
make my guesses afterwards.]

"OK, lemme see . . . I'm totally inde¬

structible, see? I've got a bod that's made

outta the same stuff that the rest of the

super-dudes use for costumes—unstable
molecules, 'cept I'm alive and they're not!
Anyway, like I said, nothing can hurt me
because I'm like a toon in that totally cool
movie—pretty righteous, eh? And if you
plug me in, I get pretty pumped up in a
Charles Atlas meets Reddy Kilowatt sort-
of-thing!

"My four-fingered gloves (aren't they

cool? It's a pain when you gotta dial the
phone, though) now have some

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48 FEBRUARY 1993

thingummy in 'em that helps me out. The

left one's got a button that lets me change
from my ever-studly he-man self to my
even-more-studly super-hero identity of
Slapstick quicker than the pep squad can
faint at the sight of a dissected frog in Biol¬
ogy! The right one is my very own handy,
dandy, 'bag o' tricks.' It stores stuff inside
it somehow or other, and when I want
stuff, I wiggle my fingers and presto!

Instant access! I keep my hammer in

there all the time, and a good supply of
sodas, chips, and my gym clothes (gotta
remember to let Mom wash those—it's
been six months). All this and more! My
bestest ability to confound all evil-doers
(or at least those that mess with me) is my
charm, my wit, my joie de vivre (that's
French for awesomacious life, dude)!
Remember, Slapstick's not in it for
revenge or glory—I'm in it for the yucks!"
Alter Ego: Slapsticks ego is high-school
class clown Steve Harmon. They change
identities (and the properties of Slappy's
body) by pressing the "biomagnetic pulse
activator stud" on his left four-fingered
glove.

Electroplasm Body: Slapsticks body is

composed of "living unstable molecules"
collectively called electroplasm. His gloves
contain molecular stabilizers that hold his
body at a minimum level of coherence.
This form mimics his human shape, but
exaggerates every action due to its
remarkable elasticity and pliability. The
special properties of this electroplasm
body grant Slapstick these powers:

-Invulnerability: Slapstick is composed

of Unearthly (100) material strength "elec¬
troplasm." This doesn't give him Body
Armor or perfect resistance to damage;
it's just next-to-impossible to destroy the
little guy! The effects of any attacks are
temporary on Slapstick: If he's shot, his
body is riddled with bullet holes; if he's
blasted with a flame-thrower, he's
charred and smoking, but he keeps on
smiling! Slappy ignores all Battle Effects
Table results except Slams and Stuns,
which occur as normal.

-Elongation, imitation, plasticity,

shape-shifting: Slapstick has all of these
powers due to his unstable body, but he
has no conscious control over them. The
player and Judge can work on strange
effects and uses of these powers for Slap¬
stick, but they only kick in for limited
amounts of time and only under extreme
stress (stretches an extra foot to reach a
bomb, swinging over the city with his
knees behind his head, bouncing upon
impacts, face changes to famous cartoon
characters when in pain, etc.). Slapstick
can attempt to use these Remarkable (30)

rank powers consciously, but he needs to

make a Yellow Psyche FEAT to do so for
one round.

Leaping: Slapsticks resilient muscula¬

ture and unstable body allows him
Remarkable rank Leaping (30' leaps).

Lightning speed: Slapstick can move at

Amazing (50) ground speeds (8 areas/
round) when running normally. If pan¬
icked (failed Psyche FEAT in the face of
danger), he can attain up to Unearthly
(100) ground speeds (10 areas/round) for
one round.

Energy conversion: Slapstick is affected

cosmetically only by Physical, Force, or
Energy attacks. However, if exposed to
high-voltage electricity, his body absorbs
up to Unearthly (100) amounts of electric¬
ity per round and expands to a 7' height
with exaggerated muscles ("Hero of the
Beach" model. Slapsticks Strength is
increased to the rank of the electrical
attack, but his Strength maximum is
Amazing (50) rank. This enhanced
Strength can be maintained for 1-5
rounds (ldlO/2) or for as long as Slapstick
remains exposed to electrical current.

TALENTS: Trivia: B-, C-, and D-grade

SF and horror movies; Smarmy jokes;
"Martial arts S" (Unique: +2CS to Fighting
when resorting to combat tactics of com¬
edy films—eye poking, nose-kissing, etc.);
Hammer (+1CS to Fighting rank when
using his special sledgehammer).

ROLE-PLAYING NOTES: If you were

the class-clown and were suddenly
endowed with the powers and indestruc¬
tible nature of a cartoon character, how
would you act?

HISTORY: How did Steve Harmon

become the most animated hero of the
MARVEL UNIVERSE™? What is the spec¬
tacular origin of the awesome vigilante
who plays cruel tricks on crime? How did
he get out of detention long enough to
earn his powers and battle his foes? You
be the Judge and pick one below:

A. Prolonged exposure to radiation

from years of sitting too close to the TV
took its toll. Steve Harmon made one of
"those weird faces for too long," and it
stayed that way. That should teach you to
listen to your mother.

B. Midget aliens who sit in judgment

over the universe (and take themselves
way too seriously) came down to Earth
and granted Steve his "Magic Four-Fin¬
gered Gloves of Power," to protect Earth
from evil-doers.

C. Granted powers beyond mortal com¬

prehension by some old homeless guy
who lived beneath Grand Central Station,

Steve Harmon needs only to speak the

words of power ("Klaatu Barada Nikto'') to
become Slapstick!

D. Accidentally falling through an alien

funhouse mirror, Steve's molecules were
nearly stretched across 3,741 dimensions
until an extra-dimensional scientist of
sparkling wit helped Steve master his awe¬
some powers. Steve then used his new¬
found powers to free lots of captive
Earthlings and fend off an extradimen-
sional invasion of Earth by the evil clowns
of Dimension X!

DR. DENTON™

Oliver Denton
Future mad scientist

FB (2)

Health: 12

PR (4)

FB (2)

Karma: 44

PR (4)

RM (30)

Resources:

(allowance)

GD (10)
P

PR (4)

Popularity:

KNOWN POWERS:

Oliver is a mutant with enhanced Intelli¬

gence (Remarkable (30) rank) for his age.
All this means is that he's able to avoid the
minor troubles that most eight-year-olds
indulge in, and move straight up to
indulging in the serious, property-damag¬
ing troubles that most parents associate
with teenagers, the X-Men, or Godzilla.

TALENTS: Electronics, Engineering,

Mechanics, Robotics, and Mad-Scientist
Rhetoric.

ROLE-PLAYING NOTES: Despite all

his grand designs, Oliver Denton is still an
eight-year-old boy with many attitudes,
needs, and wants of a typical child that
age. Of course, most children can't con¬
vert their fathers' cars into particle accel¬
erators and giant robots. What does this
kid act like? Get some old Universal SF
films, and watch the mad scientists. Now,
extract puberty, the wild hair, lab coats,
and the hunchbacked assistants (but keep
the maniacal laughter and the over¬
wrought, overdone, overbearing attitudes
and speeches). Dress him in some awful
outfit only mothers think their children
look good in, and you've got Oliver. His
parents thought he was a normal child
until he answered that ad by the Mad
Thinker—"We're looking for people who
like to build androids."

DRAGON 49

TEDDY™

Humongous, unstoppable, rampaging

killer android
F

GD (10) Health: 100

GD (10)

IN (40) Karma: 6

IN (40)

FB (2) Resources: NA

FB (2)

FB (2) Popularity: NA

servitude, and join our productive work

force. Could he have gotten a job with no
appreciable skills beyond a dazzling
smile? I guess we'll never know.

ROLE-PLAYING NOTES: The one

thing you need to understand about

Teddy is his sparkling dialogue ("Teddy go
on mindless rampage! Teddy win fight, get
babes!"). You just can't buy conversation
like that anymore.

KNOWN POWERS:

Robotic construction: Teddy has Class

1000 Resistance to disease, aging, mind
control, and powers that affect the human
mind and emotions (like "Leave it to
Beaver" re-runs). Of course, it is subject to
attacks that control machinery.

Body Armor: Teddy's metallic hide

granted it Remarkable (30) rank protec¬
tion from physical harm. This, of course,
does nothing to protect its poor, artificial
psyche from the damaging psychological
effects of the random acts of senseless vio¬
lence visited upon him by a cruel, manip¬
ulative, world.

Weakness: Read the signs, kids! "Don't

feed monkey wrenches to the androids!"

TALENTS: None, and isn't that sad?

Suppose Teddy had wanted to go out into
the real world, leaving behind a life of

HISTORY: [ Once again, we have Slap¬

stick’s words, loosely translated into Eng¬
lish.]

"What's this kid's problem? Darned if I

know! Geez, all I know is that I finally got
the nerve up to call that major babe. Barb
Halsey, and she wanted me to meet her at
the Dentons' place where she was baby¬
sitting, right? (Can you believe that? Barb
Halsey! No, I'm not kidding! I couldn't
believe it either!) Anyways, I took my bike
over (must have hit somewhere around
Mach three—my ears were ringing, but
hey, did my hair look good! So, I go to the
door, expecting Barb to answer the door,
when it opens to reveal Vinnie! Yeah, Vin-
nie 'the living wall' linebacker of the
school football team! Barb made some
excuse, but I wasn't quite listening at that
point. Her loss, right? Yeah, sure.

"Well, where the heck was I? Oh, yeah—

the secret life of the Terrible Techno-Tod¬

dler! (Be afraid! Be very afraid! NOT!) Since
I was leaving the place at a much more
depressed pace than I arrived, I barely
noticed when the street lights flickered
along the entire street, but I heard the
woman of my dreams scream! Changing
to Slapstick, I stormed the house, ready to
defend Barb from ... an eight-year-old kid
wearing red and yellow pajamas, a towel
for a cape, and a football helmet. (Sheesh!
Even I had better taste in costumes when I
was eight.) Just when I figure I've gotten
the lamest Rogues' Gallery this side of
Squirrel Girl, I got clocked good by a metal
fist the size of Toledo! I chose that time to
fake like I was knocked out so they
wouldn't bother Barb. Really. I had 'em
right where I wanted 'em. Really.

"Ok, so I come to and I'm trapped in

what looks like Victor Frankenstein Jr.'s
room. I goaded him into torturing me to
protect Barb, swiftly tricking him into
pumping me full of electricity. Before any¬
one could scream 'It's alive! Alive, I tell
you! Alive! Bwah-ha-ha-ha-ha!', I'm more
pumped up than the Hulk having a bad
hair day! Before the midget can blindside
me with his erector-set-of-doom, I figure
I'll take the controls away from him.

Guess I don't know my own strength, but I

smash the controls. Great—one walking,
talking, bucket-of-bolts giving new mean¬
ing to the words 'delinquency, violence,
and a general disregard for authority can
be traced to heavy metal.'

"Well, the hero wins the day, gets the girl,

and doesn't even get in trouble for the mess
he made! What? Oh, okay, so I had some
help from the kid! Hey, I had to show Barb
what a compassionate guy I am, forgiving
mine enemy and all that jazz. So the kid
plugs me in and feeds me maximum
wattage so's I can teach his robot a thing or
two about mindless rampaging (having
been a major fan of it since I was four). Any¬
way, a few rounds with the hyperthyroid
tinkertoy did nothing but move some furni¬
ture (and some walls), so I took a recipe
from Mother's Delicacies of Destruction:
Take one (1) robot/android/synthezoid/
artificial being; insert one (1) wrench in
mouth; and bango! Teddy's tummy got the
better of him. Dr. Denton won't be plaguing
anyone with killer androids or death rays
anytime soon. He won't even be sitting
down for a while without remembering
that you don't mess with Slapstick! But the
best part about it—Barb Halsey has the hot
and heavies for me! I mean Slapstick! I
mean Aarrgh! This secret identity stuff can
be a real drag sometimes." £3

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50 FEBRUARY 1993
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In Praise of

The one-shot adventure may be just what you need

by Lee Sheppard

Artwork by Jim Holloway

You know how it is. It's been a week

since your last role-playing session, one in
which your character reached new
heights of gaming greatness, and you've
been champing at the bit to continue the
campaign. You arrive with high hopes of
another long night of fruitful gaming, then
settle into your favorite position at the
gaming table, eager to get underway.

Then the bomb drops. Your game mas¬

ter fails to show up ("I know it's inconve¬
nient, but I really should be at the birth of
my baby") or shows up but is burnt out
from work stress (". . . then my office
caught fire and we missed deadline.").

Contrary to popular opinion, GMing is

not a paying profession (if it is, please let
me know where to send my resume).

Most GMs also have another life, one that

pays the bills, feeds the children, or pro¬
vides themselves with an education.
Sometimes, the last thing a GM wants to
face is a group of excited role-players. In
these situations, a stoic GM might adopt a
"the show must go on" attitude and push
on regardless, often with disastrous
results. There is nothing more depressing
to a group of players than spoiling what
has been, at until this point, a long and
enjoyable campaign.

A far more sensible solution is for the

GM to admit that tonight would not be a
good time to continue this particular cam¬
paign ("but watch out next week gang!");
he or she should take a break. What
should the group do in this situation?
Those players possessing chaotic tenden¬
cies will probably consume large quanti¬
ties of junk food while bemoaning their
fate. Sensible players might want to go for
the option preferred by my small gaming
group: the one-night stand.

My three friends and I would role-play

every weekend, taking turns as the GM.
Each GM would "umpire" for four to six
weeks at a time, swapping places when a
campaign objective was met, characters
were killed, or the current GM had had
enough. Although I willingly admit that
my fellow role-players were much more
accomplished at running long-term cam¬
paigns, my speciality was the one-night
stand. I was often called upon to come up
with a "filler," an adventure that usually
went for only one night (two consecutive
sessions occurred only rarely).

Although short, these sessions were

filled with fun and adventure—essential
elements of one-night stands. The "Side
Treks" included in many issues of
DUNGEON® Adventures are excellent
examples of adventures that can be played
in one session. "Side Treks," however, are
usually designed to be slotted into a
longer campaign, and they are assumed to
use the regular player characters who are
part of that campaign. One-night stands
are different in that it is suggested that
entirely new characters should be created

for the single adventure only and not car¬

ried forward into other adventures (per¬
haps this introduces the concept of
disposable characters).

Why a one-night stand?

1. A change is as good as a holiday:

One of the main advantages of a one-night

stand is the opportunity to try something
new. If your role-playing group plays only
the AD&D® game, try a completely differ¬
ent game. You can always come back to
the AD&D game if you don't like the new
game: Remember, it's for only one night.
Besides, you might discover a whole new
type of adventure game that everyone
enjoys. If your group isn't that adventur¬
ous, why not try a different AD&D world
(for example, leave Oerth and leap into
Realmspace!), or try playing a different
character type. If you've always played
fighters, now might be the perfect oppor¬
tunity to play a wizard, cleric, or rogue.

Many new games often come with sim¬

ple introductory adventures that make
things much simpler for the players and
the GM, as the less explanation of rules
required for playing, the better. Very few
GMs can afford to buy all of the new
games that come out, but usually some¬
one will have bought some new game and
will be eager to try it out on the rest of the
group. Let him.

Another option is to develop your own

simple rules, which can be used in a vari¬
ety of situations. My group developed a set
of generic rules for firearms that could be
used for anything between 1800 and 2000
A.D., with damage divided into simple cat¬
egories (two serious body wounds meant
you were dead, a light head wound meant
you were unconscious, and so on). By hav¬
ing such an adaptable set of combat rules,
we could play all sorts of adventures, from
the Wild West (based on the original
BOOT HILL® rules by TSR) to World War
II, to modem scenarios (playing a SWAT
team) and into outer space. With an imag¬
inative GM and willing players, any sce¬
nario is possible.

2. GM’s rest day: I have already

described typical situations that can lead to
a one-night stand. These also serve to
introduce another benefit of playing such
an adventure, which is to allow the regular
or current GM a break from umpiring.
Many GMs, especially those who umpire
constantly, really appreciate the opportu¬
nity to play once in a while, tossing aside
the rule books and donning the player's
mantle again. This is particularly true
when trying a new game. GMs are made,
not bom. We all usually start out as players.

3. Training new GMs. This brings up

the point that in addition to resting your
current GM, one-night stands are an ideal
training ground for new GMs. Successful
campaigning comes with experience and

confidence. Many beginning GMs lack the

self-confidence to undertake a long
adventure (it is a daunting task), and the
one-night stand is the perfect opportunity
to begin developing the skills required by
those wishing to be successful GMs.

Group members can even provide feed¬

back once the adventure has been com¬
pleted. A kind word can make all the
difference to a beginning GM, so be help¬
ful and constructive in your critiques.

The one-night stand’s anatomy

The beauty of one-night stands is that

they can be set up with a minimum of
effort, especially if easy-to-use combat and
character creation rules are available. A
quick start and a fast pace are the two
basic elements of one-night stand gaming.
In order to achieve these, GMs and players
often need to be a bit more flexible in their
attitudes on gaming. The key word when
designing one-night stand is therefore sim¬
plicity. The following are some factors
which, when considered, can make one-
night stand gaming much easier.

1. Stereotypes: As the name of the

game is pace, there is little or no time for
lengthy non-player character develop¬
ment. In a long-running campaign, NPCs
can be complex, realistic individuals,
developing real personalities throughout
the length of the game years. In the one-
night stand, stereotypical characters make
the job a lot simpler. For example, in a
game set in the Old West (my personal
favorite for one-night stands), the man
wearing the black hat is quickly identified
as the chief antagonist. In more modern
settings, the man with the grenades and
the pistol pointed at the airline pilot is
most probably a terrorist. You get the idea.
"Stereotyped" does not imply corny, but
NPCs should be kept as simple as possible
because time is of the essence. Chapter 12
of the AD&D 2nd Edition Dungeon Mas¬
ted s Guide (pages 114 to 117 in particular)
gives good suggestions on how to create
and use NPCs, and these simple guide¬
lines can also be translated to other
games with relative ease.

2. Quick plot: One golden rule of one-

night gaming is that if the players are
expected to complete an adventure in one
session, it should be designed that way. It
is pointless to design an adventure with a
plot so complex that it would take Sher¬
lock Holmes three weeks to solve.

Similarly, the plot should also be com¬

pletely self-contained. Try to avoid leaving
the adventure incomplete, in the sense
that the players are left with the feeling
that something more is about to happen.
A one-night stand should be designed
without loose plot threads or clues that
could carry the game on. Having a group
of players role-playing a SWAT team that
must rescue the hostages and kill or cap¬
ture all of the terrorists is an example of a

DRAGON 53

one-night stand. Leaving a clue that leads

the players to an international terrorist
ring that must be infiltrated and defeated
is not a one-night stand—it is the begin¬
ning of a campaign.

The plots for a one-night stand may

need to be simple, but this doesn't mean
they have to be boring. Once you get into
the swing of designing short, sharp adven¬
tures, it soon becomes second nature.
Until you do develop those skills, look for
great plot ideas from Hollywood. Although
I would not suggest using a movie plot as
the basis for a long adventure without
considerable modification, I often used
movies as my inspiration for my one-ses¬
sion adventures. If most of the players
have seen the movie from which you've
taken the plot, it makes starting play much
simpler, as it removes the need for lengthy
stage-setting.

To help you on your way. I'll name a

number of movies whose plots are great
to play as one-night stands: Die Hard and
Die Hard II, Night of the Living Dead,
Assault on Precinct 13, The Warriors (for
unarmed combat fans). The Magnificent
Seven, Rio Bravo, and The Running Man.
Getting your players motivated shouldn't
be a problem at all with movies like these
as their inspiration.

3. Character creation: I once spent an

hour creating a lst-level magic-user char¬

acter who, in his very first battle, had the

misfortune of having his head cut off. The
moral of this story is, don't spend a long
time creating something that may not live
long. For a quick start and ease of play, the
GM should encourage their players to
keep their character-creation system sim¬
ple, perhaps using a system used by GMs
when creating minor NPCs.

Especially in modem-era scenarios, only

basic characteristics need to be rolled for,
usually Strength, Constitution, Dexterity,
Intelligence, and possibly morale. If an
established plot is used from a movie,
players could either take the role of a
character in the film ("I want to play Rip¬
ley!'' "I want to play Hicks!" "I want to play
Newt") or create their own simple charac¬
ters for the evening ("This is how I would
have handled it."). Whatever system of
character creation you do use, make sure
it's compatible with your combat system
("Do you want to use a saving throw vs .44
magnums?")

4. Combat: Unlike the campaign adven¬

ture, where you may frequently have long
periods without combat, the one-night
stand should be action-packed. You are
out for a bit of fun and adventure, a real
"shoot 'em up," not long hours of plot
development. Consequently, combat plays
a very big role in the one-night stand.
While realistic combat systems with

dozens of dice throws and tables might be

appropriate when time is not a luxury, the
one-night stand requires a bit less consul¬
tation of charts and more confrontation of
enemies.

I have already mentioned that my group

developed it's own quick rules for
firearms; you can do the same. Remem¬
ber to keep the rules simple. For unarmed
or "swords and spears" combat. I'd still
stick to the rules provided in the D&D® or
AD&D manuals. Combat is nice and quick
with these systems, and it can be sped up
even more if few or none of the optional
rules are used.

5. Fun: This is the most important ele¬

ment of one-night stands. With an exciting
plot, eager players, and plenty of action,
the fun part comes easily. Remember to
keep the game flowing, take some risks,
exercise some leniency as the GM every
now and then, and—above all—enjoy
yourselves.

Watching a PC grow from a nervous,

vulnerable cave explorer to a brave, com¬
petent warlord is one of the real joys of
role-playing. Occasionally, though, it's
great to let your hair down and have a
night of pure, guiltless fun. So, enjoy your
next one-night gaming stand as much as
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KnightLine

We received a letter from a reader who

doesn't like the fact that we seem to
review only PC/MS-DOS games. He has an
Amiga and knows there are plenty of
games for that machine. True, there are!
However, most games are now initially
released in PC/MS-DOS format, with some
in Macintosh format, so when we review a
new game, you probably will see it
reviewed under one of those system for¬
mats. Our experience tells us that the
majority of games, when converted, play
similarly, so when you read a review of a
Macintosh or PC/MS-DOS game, the same
comments should apply to an Amiga ver¬
sion as well.

Who says game companies don't listen

to their customers? Impressions has sent
out an upgrade disk to those who pur¬
chased Air Bucks after listening to your
comments about how to improve the sim¬
ulation. A new toolbar contains many key

commands, and an easy setting has been

added to aid novice gamers. A new strat¬
egy guide has been included in the pack¬
aging, as well. And if you think this is
something, version 1.2 will be ship in just
a few months with 256-color artwork and
a zoom mode!

New World Computing has licensed the

original Empire! game and they've pro¬
grammed some fantastic improvements to
it including: Super VGA, as many as six
players in a game, network and modem
support, animation, advanced computer
artificial intelligence and more. Also, dur¬
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will release Might and Magic: Darkside of

Xeen. This stand-alone adventure can be
combined with Clouds of Xeen to form a
single huge game.

Strategic Simulations has a new 900

telephone number for hints or service
questions. If you are under 18 years of
age, check with your parents first before
calling! The number is (900) 737-4468.

If you're an Apple II computer gamer

and would like some information on a
new fantasy role-playing game (FRPG)
developed for that platform, we recom¬
mend that you contact Michael Mackay.
All we have from Michael is his phone
number, which is (715) 745-2810. The four
disks that comprise the adventure cost
$20. Mike states the game is a continuous
logic puzzle possessing "size and com¬
plexity with plots and subplots that should
entertain hard-core gamers for weeks, or
even months!'' Because we no longer run
Apple II games, we can't vouch for the
game itself, but if one of you plays the

DRAGON 57

game, let us know how you like it.

Erik Lashufka of Newhall, Calif., writes,

"I've heard about an on-line gaming net¬
work called America On-line. Do you have
a phone number or an address I can con¬
tact to get more information?" We sine do,
Erik. We are on this network often, espe¬
cially in the games forum run by Bob Mul¬
ligan. Call (800) 827-6364, extension 6394,
and America On-line will send you a trial
membership and some free connect time.

H.E.L.P.

Chris Savia, Springfield, N.J., writes, "I

have three questions regarding Wizardry
4: The Return ofWerdna, which I am play¬
ing on my Apple II c+ computer. First,
which door has the golden Path? Which
sword—red, blue, or green? And, what
am I forgetting? Thanks for any help."

Our next question is from Geoff Oxnerd

and is for all Beyond Zork experts: "How
do you escape from inside the idol after
the mother hungus eats the jewel and
then leaves? And how do you escape from
the wine cellar after you're locked in?"

Danny Pekofske of Stevens Point, Wis.,

has questions about Eye of the Beholder II.
"I am having trouble with a room where a
message on the wall reads 'You must leave
many things behind.' I have covered every
pressure plate with an item and still the
door won't open. Also, in that same area,
there's a door that leads to a room with
many items and a strange door with many
runes around it. What is that door and
how do I get it to open?"

Bill Bailey of Elyria, Ohio, writes, "I have

been playing Pools of Darkness - it's fun,
but I have a problem. I went to kill
Kalistes and I gave Elminster all of my
equipment. I killed Kalistes and returned
to Elminster, but he won't return my mag¬
ical items to me. How am I supposed to
get them back?"

Reviews

King’s Quest VI
Sierra, PC/MS-DOS

Yes, this graphic quest is the next

installment in one of the most popular
adventure game series ever created.
Roberta Williams has outdone herself—
again. In King's Quest VI (KQ6), you are
Prince Alexander. He is on a journey to
rejoin Cassima, the princess that Alexan¬
der first rescued in KQ5. Unfortunately,
upon finding the location of his heart-
throb, he becomes entwined in the largest
of the King's Quests.

The game requires about 15 megabytes

(MB) of hard-drive space, and almost half
of the game's puzzles are purely optional
paths. The game uses the standard Sierra
icon interface, and the animation and
sounds are spectacular, as Sierra contin¬
ues to produce software advances that
gamers are now considering to be the

King's Quest VI (Sierra On-Line)

baseline for other entries into this market.
The introduction takes around five MB on
your hard drive, but it is astounding. The
graphics are truly cinematic in approach,
offering pure speech and 3-D modeling.
The remainder of the game uses text win¬
dows to display information, a bit of a dis¬
appointment. If you think 15 MB of hard-
drive space is necessary for a game, imag¬
ine what a truly interactive, multimedia
game would require!

The KQ6 puzzles are quite difficult, and

we saw many similarities to other com¬
puter games. For example, the map used
to travel around the terrain, the pirate
characters in the game's introduction,
and even the way a certain inventory
object (dangling participle) gets into our
main character, all point to the Monkey
Island game from LucasArts Games. KQ6
also displays themes from Alice in Won¬
derland and uses mythological beings and
places such as the Isle of the Dead and the
minotaur. However, it is the way Sierra
uses these props to add to the game's
entertainment value that makes this game

Let's not mince words—KQ6 is, simply,

the best King's Quest game yet and it is
certainly one of the best adventure games
on the market. It has enormous replay
value, and it is challenging enough to keep
the most avid player hooked for many
days. The music and animation are excep¬
tional, as is the story. Hats off to Sierra for
another sparkling gem. This game was
reviewed using VGA graphics and Sound-
blaster sound board. (Check out the "Clue
comer" section for some gaming advice!)

with a 25-minute, fantastically animated

and speech-synthesized tutorial, it teaches
you to play chess by watching and absorb¬
ing the principles of the game as each
chess piece describes, in fluid animation
the role it plays in the game. For those
who already know how to play, this chess
game is a delightful enhancement to nor¬
mal play. When you move and capture an
opponent's piece, the chess pieces ani¬
mate and engage in battle on the chess¬
board. Though they fight using their
physical prowess, weapons mastery, or
magic, the outcome is determined by your
move. You'll watch and cheer your chess
piece on as it eliminates the opposition
with flair. With ten difficulty levels and an
outstanding stereo music score, Battle
Chess Enhanced is the perfect environ¬
ment for chess enthusiasts who have been
looking for a computer version with
exceptional chess logic and an element of
fun. This is certain to become a software
classic. This game requires 256 colors, a
CD-ROM drive, and System 6.0.7 or later.

Battle Chess Enhanced CD ROM *****

Interplay, Macintosh
If you've never played chess, this CD
ROM game is reason to learn. Complete

Cobra Mission JE

MegaTech Software, PC/MS-DOS

Rarely do we find a program without
some redeeming value. Cobra Mission is
58 APRIL 1993

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not only unsuitable, in our opinion, for

many DRAGON® Magazine readers due to
its explicit nudity, sexual connotations,
and foul language, but it doesn't even pass
as an interesting adventure. The cartoon¬
like animation is two-dimensional and left
us feeling cheated. The illustrations retain
the feel of the original Japanese program
and are quite good, as far as static artwork
is concerned. Some of the sentences read
as though they have been mangled by a
translator somewhere along the line. We
recommend you leave this one on the
shelf-don't waste your time! This game
was reviewed using VGA graphics and
AdLib sound board.

Kingdoms of England II:

Vikings, Fields of Conquest

Realism Entertainment, Amiga

Over the years, we've seen dozens of

medieval strategy games for various com¬
puters. One of the better offerings is King¬
doms of England II (KOEII) for the Amiga
computer. As many as six gamers may
play this strategy game in a quest to
become King of England. Since there can
only be one king, differences of opinion
are settled on the battlefield.

Becoming king is not easy—the com¬

puter-controlled opponents are just as

calculating as any human player. You can

set up any combination of human and
computer players.

The game is played in stages. In the first

stage, you check the harvest for your con¬
trolled areas. Surplus food is good-not
only can your surplus be sold to increase
your treasury, but it can be sent to areas
of your growing kingdom that run short.
Once this stage is completed, you create
armies, build shipyards and castles, and
conquer land. More land increases your
tax base, and thus your treasury. A larger
treasury, combined with accumulated
natural resources, allows you to expand
your armies, enhance your castles, search
for ore, and develop more farmland.

Each of your armies is comprised of any

combination of swordsmen, archers,
crossbowmen, pikemen, foot knights,
mounted knights, champions, or a baron.
Although the baron doesn't fight, he is
required when you wish to move armies
via ships (flotilla) from your port. But in
order to build anything, you need coin
and natural resources. For example, to
build a keep (the next step up from a
tower outpost), you must have 20 gold, 10
wood, 12 stone, and five iron units. It takes
two turns to build. Then you can start to
populate your keep with soldiers, maybe
even a catapult or two to really give it
defensive capabilities.

We do wish there was a way for you to

override viewing opposing, computer-
controlled kings' movement, as it slows
the pace of this game. Also, we could
rename only the first of the six kings—the
program would not allow us to change
any of the other kings' names.

The graphics are not overdone, and

some might even be called minimal.

There are no sound effects, but the game

plays well and holds your interest. If you

are an Amiga gamer who enjoys strategy

games, take a look at KOEII at your local
retailer to see if it meets your criteria for a
strategy game—it certainly met ours!

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was the platform for a new arcade game.

The game was exciting, it sold well, and it

introduced a new character to the gaming
community, miner Bounty Bob. To our sur¬
prise and delight, he's back in Miner 2049er
for the Game Boy video-game system.

Yes, Bounty Bob's stuck once again in

that blasted, contaminated uranium mine,
and not only does he have to escape, but
he's got to rescue Yukon Yohan who was
trapped in the explosion. But there's all
types of impediments, from nasty mutants
to slippery slides and suction tubes. With
10 levels of action (because that's what
level Yukon is on), this one will take you
some time to master. You must get
through every station before time runs
out and stake your claim. (We recommend
that you always check under the slides to
ensure you don't miss making your
claim.) Easy to learn, with smooth anima¬
tion and great sound effects, Miner 2049er
is a treat for any Game Boy enthusiast.

Quest for Glory III: Wages of War *****

Sierra, PC/MS-DOS

This is by far the finest of the Quest for

Glory adventures created by Lori and
Corey Cole. It also happens to be one of
the most detailed graphic adventures
released by any company, with a storyline
is replete with new and interesting char¬
acters. The animation is well-plotted and
planned—you'd swear at times you're
looking at a movie that you can interact
with. Quest for Glory III (QFG3) is a
delightful repast in a market filled with
junk food.
The Liontaurs are threatened by war¬
ring tribes. It's up to you to bring peace to
the land in a deadly but engaging adven¬
ture. All of the art is hand-painted and dig¬
itized, with many of the animated
sequences actually video-captured and
then digitized to your computer screen.

Although you needn't have played any of

the previous adventures to play QFG3, you
can import your character from those

DRAGON 59

shaped through the course of events you

select during the adventure. The more
you do, the more experience you gain,
and the stronger (physically and mentally)
your character becomes. With magic and
your weapon at hand, you'll find QFG3
one of the finest graphic adventures
you've played.

There are many paths you ran take

through the game, allowing you to replay
the game, trying new routes and making
new decisions. At the game's outset, you
must decide whether you wish your hero
to be a fighter a magic-user, or a thief.

(For your first time through QFG3, go with

the fighter!)

The interface for play is easy to use

Simply move your cursor to the top of the
screen to view the special action icon bar
and six icons appear: Run, Sneak, and
Sleep are obvious. The Character icon lets
you review the character sheet, while the
FTourglass icon offers you information on
game time as well as the current day. The
Question Mark defines the other icons
when you move its cursor over them.

To survive you have to eat, and that

means a couple of meals each day. If you
are packing rations, this process is auto¬
matic— otherwise, you'll have lo search
for food. Without rest, you'll consume
points for spells, stamina, and health very
quickly. If you must rest outdoors, start a
campfire to prevent an overabundance of
nasties from treating you like a delicacy.

We recommend that you speak with

everyone you meet. When you use the
Talk icon on another character, the game
offers you a list of conversational choices.
Write down what you're told! Many times,
a NPC answer can and will lead you into
deeper conversation for additional infor¬
mation. If combat becomes necessary
(and it will), a combat menu appears, a
different combat menu dependmg on
your character type (fighter, thief, or
magic-user). The actions you can select
from the menu to fighting opponents
range from parrying to swinging with
your weapon. Your character is a magic-
user, the selections covers your available
spells.

QFG3 is highly recommended for

gamers who enjoy graphic adventure
games. QFG3 is also a great way to start a
graphic adventuring experience, as it com¬
bines the best of technology and plot in a
unified and interesting package. We highly
recommend this adventure game to
PC/MS-DOS gamers. We reviewed this
game using VGA graphics Roland CM-32L.
LA sound module, AdLib sound board.

Shadowlands
Domark, PC/MS-DOS

Despite a frustrating interface that takes

some time to learn, this is quite an inter¬
esting FRPG. You have four game charac¬
ters, that you can operate either as a

'Waxworks '(Accolade "Software)

squad or as independents during the

course of the adventure. Unfortunately,
you have Lo access a character icon's
arms, legs, or head in order for them to
attack, pick up objects, read messages,
and so on. The time required to move
from the main screen to the specific icons
for combat can be quite costly to your
characters' health! If you have one char¬
acter in the lead, the other three charac¬
ters do as he does, unless you specify the
leader is an independent.

Using a technique called Photoscape,

light in the 3-D Shadowlands is related
directly to its source. Shadows and a true
sense of atmosphere arc relayed lo the
gamer—light plays a critical role in your
success in this adventure. The frustration
of this game's interface did detract from
an otherwise highly interesting game. You
probably should test this offering for your¬
self at your local dealer to see if it belongs
in your software library. We think the
adventure has definite merit and certainly
consider Shadowlands a keeper. We
played this game using VGA graphics and
Thunder Board sound card.

Waxworks

Accolade, PC/MS-DOS

Be warned: In this horror adventure,

death is not a pretty sight. The story back¬
ground is rather intriguing—your brother
Alex is long dead, yet you continue to feel
his presence. Your Uncle Boris' Waxworks
is filled with evil mementoes. And now
Uncle Boris is dead, with no one left to
mourn him, save you. A clap of thunder,
scared gravediggers, and your uncle's cof¬
fin falls into the freshly dug hole but
when you look in, there is no bottom to

the grave, only a black void. It seems both

your brother and your uncle have been
swallowed by the earth itself.

The funeral director knew that the

ground beneath the cemetery was rife
with shafts and mine tunnels, so he knew
a cave-in was possible. But you thought
differently and nightmares raced through
your sleep that night. You recall the con¬
versations with Boris about Ixaona, a dark
family secret. During the Middle Ages,
Ixaona had been caught stealing a chicken
by one of your ancestors. Her right hand
was removed with the chop of an ax, and
she cursed your family, one of whom was
none other than Vlad the Impaler.

Ixaona's curse has continued to work

through the ages—whenever twins were
bom, one became evil. Boris surrounded
himself with evil at his home to leam
everything he could about it, and he
recovered Ixoana's skeleton and a crystal
ball found within a box about her neck.

He worked for years trying to understand

the crystal ball, swearing he would lift the
curse.

A call from the funeral director the next

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was found. . . but the body was gone. You
search the mine shaft with a lantern and
find bat bones gnawed upon by human
teeth! You also found the tracks of cloven
hooves in the dust. Something was living
in this tunnel. You fled.

Your attorney volunteers to handle the

sale of the Waxworks and also gives you an
envelope from your uncle. The letter
reveals that your brother Alex is alive
beneath Vista Forge, but he only leaves his
lair at night. He does the bidding of
Beelzebub and he has been given domin¬
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defeat your brother and go to the Wax-
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through the supernatural . . . and into
blood-chilling adventure!

Waxworks truly is an unforgettable hor¬

ror adventure. With superb VGA graphics,
blood-curdling sound effects, and a
graphic interface that is easy to learn and
use, Waxworks leads you into quests you
have never experienced before. The
graphics are gruesome, and young chil¬
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grisly experience, especially when it's your
own. Horrorsoft, who designed the pro¬
gram, spared no detail in displaying gory
deaths. However, for adults, Waxworks is a
highly entertaining adventure. The sim-
ple-to-leam point-and-click interface
makes the quests no-effort delights that
will certainly thrill and excite adventurers.

There are four waxworks "scenes": an

Egyptian tomb, a graveyard complete with
wax zombies, Jack the Ripper scene, and a
mine complete with a rampaging plant
monster.

You must enter all of the scenes during

the adventure, but the specific order
really doesn't matter. We found that the
Mine scenario was the best one to start
with because you are given a good chance
to defeat the first "things" you encounter,
allowing you to explore and find needed
items throughout the mine. For some spe¬
cific hints regarding the mine scenario,
see "Clue comer," below.

Aside from the level of violence and

graphic horror in this adventure, Wax-
works is a very well written adventure.

The sound effects and music enhance

play greatly, and you'll have a scary time
trying to save the world from your
brother. You should check this one out at
your retailer to see if it's your cup of tea,
er, blood! We reviewed this game using
VGA graphics, a Thunder Board from
Media Vision, and a Roland CM-32L LA
Sound Module.

Wolfenstein 3-D

Apogee Software, PC/MS-DOS computers

A recent arcade-adventure game has

come to our attention. The game is
Wolfenstein 3-D (W3D) and it is definitely
one of the best arcade games ever created
for PC/MS-DOS gamers, created by a com¬

pany that makes shareware for PC/MS-

DOS machines. The graphics and sounds
are fantastic, but the best news is, the
entire game requires less than three
megabytes of media storage on your com¬
puter. It's World War II, and as B. J.
Blazkowicz, you face Hitler's most evil
troops and try to unravel a horrible
secret.
Six episodes are available ranging from
escaping a dungeon, and destroying a sci¬
entist's laboratory, to facing Hitler himself.
The unique approach that we enjoyed
most is that the adventure is completely
three dimensional, similar in effect to the
first-person perspective offered in Origin's
Ultima Underground. By using the joy
stick, mouse, or keyboard, you can walk,
run, turn, and hide behind walls, doors
and other objects, with extraordinary
effects on screen.

While running around the 7-9 levels per

episode, you meet Nazis with pistols, SS
troops with machine guns and bullet¬
proof vests, attack dogs, and other nas¬
ties—including an undead mutant. Most
of the enemies are intelligent: They hide
from your gunfire, use available cover, or
try to outflank you. You're not helpless,
however, as you can pick up machine
guns and chain guns to aid you in your
journey.

Game play is simple. You have an ammo

count and health percentage display at the
bottom of the screen. By entering rooms,
you can collect ammo, food to restore
your health, or keys that open specific
doors on certain levels of the game. Trea¬
sure scattered in the rooms adds points to
your score—if you have enough points,
you are granted another life. You'll also
find secret panels that can lead to addi¬
tional treasure, food, ammunition, or pos¬
sibly an encounter with Germany's bad

The game is fun and exciting. Be

warned though, the graphics are bloody.
Dead soldiers actually bleed and some¬
times scream when shot. If you're looking
for fast-paced action, look no further, for
W3D is a game that will keep you rooted to
your seat for weeks. It is well worth the
money invested in its purchase. A roaring
success, W3D proves that not all of the
best games have to come from mammoth
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Bard’s Tale II

This trick allows your characters to

advance more quickly and is especially
helpful in obtaining more hit points, spell
points, and spells. You need a Destiny
Knight, the character you wish to
advance, and a Jack of Spades monster
(found in the first level of the Destiny
Stone). Put the Jack of Spades in front of

your part, then the Destiny Knight, and

then your character. Go outside the inn
and do Party Attack. Keep attacking the
Jack of Spades until he drains a level from
both of your characters. Also cast Restora¬
tion in case the monster is losing too
many hit points. Once he drains both your
characters, cast Camaraderie on the mon¬
ster to stop the Party Attack. Release the
monster after the combat and take your
characters to the temple and get your life
force back. After that, go to the Review
Board and advance both characters.

David Dyne
Holliston, Mass.

Crusaders of the Dark Savant

1. We recommend saving your game

after every successful encounter or major
find!

2. Be certain one member of your party

possesses the Diplomacy skill. This is criti¬
cal. To obtain this skill, PER and KAR must
be above 14. A Lord, Bishop, or Priest
character can have this skill, so roll for
one of them.

3. To obtain the map, you've got to find

the lagoon. We agree with the tipsters
from Sir-Tech that darts are in order.

4. In order to defeat the code in the

prison, you might want to check out the
Black Wafer. . . if you have it.

5. The Black Wafer is usable in the For¬

bidden Zone.

6. The Curio Museum requires a coin-

now, where do you think such a coin
would normally be found?

7. "The Black Market" may allow you

8. Professor Wunderland has the key to

entering the Old City in the Condemned
Area. You should Archive this information.

9. The Witch Mountains are to the

northeast.

The Lessers

King’s Quest V

1. Journey to Serenia, enter a store, and

then exit. Take the fish from the barrel,
and pick up the coin. Now, walk to the bee
hive and throw the fish to the bear. Take
honeycomb from the hive. Also, pick up
the stick on the ground. Walk to the ant
hill and throw the stick for the dog. You
can then journey to the haystack next to
the Swarthy Hog Inn. Search it, and you'll
be aided by the ants you helped earlier—
they'll retrieve the golden needle for you.
Give the needle to the tailor in Serenia, in
exchange for a cloak. Also, visit the Bakery
and purchase the custard pie with your
silver coin.

2. Journey into the maze-like desert and

stop to drink at the oasis five screens to
the left of the beehive. Then, move on to
the skeleton and take the old shoe. Return
to the Bakery and throw the shoe at the
cat to earn the rat's gratitude. Return to
the desert and visit the temple. Hide
behind the rocks as the bandits arrive,

62 APRIL 1993

wait for them to leave, and then travel to

the Bandit's Camp. Steal the staff from the
smaller tent. Return to the temple, open
the door, and enter. Quickly take the brass
lamp and the gold coin, and then leave.
Visit the Gypsy Caravan, and pay your gold
coin. Madame Mushka will give you infor¬
mation and the magic amulet.

3. First, use the magic amulet on

Grahm. Then you can avoid the evil
witch's spell. Enter the dark forest and
find the witch. Give her the brass lamp
from the desert and she will become
imprisoned inside it. Go into the witch's
tower and, in the first room, get the spin¬
ning wheel from the closet, the key from
the incense burner, and the leather pouch
from the drawer. Use the key on the small
door in Dark Forest, and then get the
golden heart. Walk to the screen left from
the witch's tower and squeeze the honey¬
comb on the ground. Next, open the
leather pouch and take the three emer¬
alds. Use all three to lure an elf out from
the brush. He'll give you the Elfin shoes
and help you leave the Dark Forest.

4. Once you have left the Dark Forest, go

to visit the Willow Tree. Give her the
golden heart and then take her mahogany
harp. Journey to Serenia and give the Elfin
shoes to the shoemaker. In return, you'll
receive a cobbler's hammer. Go to the
Swarthy Hog Inn and allow yourself to be
knocked unconscious by the men inside.

In the cellar, you'll be aided by the rat you

saved. Now use the cobbler's hammer on
the lock of the cellar. Exit to the kitchen
where you get a leg of lamb from the cup¬
board. Leave the inn.

5. Journey to the gnomes and offer the

grandfather the spinning wheel from the
witch. In return, he gives you his grand¬
son's marionette. Enter Serenia and get
the sled from the toy maker in trade for
the marionette. Head to the Gypsy Camp,
but don't be surprised if the clearing is
empty. Take the tambourine from the
ground and to go the Crossroads. Use the
tambourine on the snake to scare it away.
Next, follow the icy path. Remember to
put on the cloak you got from the tailor.
When you come to the waterfall, use the
rope on the jutting rock, not the tree!

Climb the rope.

6. After climbing the rope, cross the

waterfall by jumping on the snowy ledges,
then walk across the log. In the next
screen, eat some of the meat from the inn
and use the sled to get down the hill.

You'll lose the sled at the bottom. When

you come to the eagle, give him the rest of
your food. When Icebella sends her
wolves at you, play the harp.

Don Isaak
Seattle, Wash.

King’s Quest VI
1. On the Isle of Wonder, you might con¬
sider "boring" to be the key to the pearl.

2. On the Isle of the Beast, use lettuce to

cool things off.

3. On the Isle of Wonder a Dangling Par¬

ticiple can help you obtain a rare book.

4. On the Isle of Wonder, distract the

spider to obtain the paper that says some¬
thing endearing.

5. On the Isle of the Crown, a playable

instrument and a royal ring can be found
at the Pawn Shop.

6. On the Isle of the Crown, perhaps the

ring can fly to Cassima.

7. On the Isle of Wonder, something

musical may show the way to the hole-in-
the-wall.

8. On the Isle of the Crown, you may

have to exchange something to obtain the
tinder box.

9. On the Isle of the Sacred Mountain,

get through the spikes by jumping onto
the correct tiles.

10. On the Isle of the Mists, look in the

fire pit to obtain something lumpy.

The Lessers

Quest for Glory III: Wages of War

1. When the robber steals in the north

bazaar, do something, no matter your
character class.

2. Ask Kreesha about Magic, Staff, and

Ritual.

3. A water skin is a vital purchase, as are

a tinderbox, a black bird, rope, and honey.

4. Acrobatics are worth the cost for

training.

5. You can't make any purchases until

you have Royals.

6. Whenever you see a monster, save

your game! If you defeat the critter, use
the Hand icon to find any treasure on it.

7. To get rewards in the Venomous Vine

Room, watch the Meerbats for a time.
Then, leave the room and return to watch
them again. When one of the Meerbats
gets caught in a vine, use your sword (if
you are a Paladin or a Fighter) on the vine
to allow the Meerbat to escape. Now,
select a Healing Pill and click it on the
Meerbat to heal it. When you leave, your
reward appears on the rocks. Use the
Hand icon to retrieve it and then use a
Cure Pill on yourself.

8. Playing Awari increases your intelli¬

gence—the more you play, the smarter
you become.

9. Stamina can be recovered by drink¬

ing from the Pool of Peace after you fill
your water skins.

10. The spear throwing room in the

Simbani village is a great place to practice
A thief might consider practicing with
dagger, though, instead of a spear.

11. Be sure to practice hand-over-hand

and walking across the Wrestling Bridge.

A thief might also consider balancing

practice here.

12. Beads, a superb dagger, and a leop¬

ard carving from the Katta make fine gifts
for your bride.

The Lessers

Warlords

1. The neutral cities are your key to suc¬

cess in the beginning of the game. Cap¬
ture as many as can, but avoid giving
others cause to fight you.

2. Frugality is worthwhile—only build

towers when you think it is critical to your
strategy.

3. You need strong, fast armies that can

be created as quickly as possible.

4. Always use two armies to capture a

city. Assault the city using your weakest
army first, to break down the opposition.
Then, bring in your better troops to finish
it off.

5. Neutral cities near temples should be

on your immediate capture list.

6. Counterattack immediately after los¬

ing a city.

7. Early in the game, it is far more

important to "acquire" magically-empow¬
ered friends than magical items.

8. At least one of your cities should

build flying armies. You should also have
one navy at your command.

9. Look for and hold areas that limit

passage by enemy troops, such as passes
and bridges. Once held, attack neutral
cities nearby.

10. Specify exactly what each of your

heroes should do. Keep them on track
throughout the game.

11. Wise commanders only alienate one

enemy at a time. This also makes it more
likely that your enemies will attack each
another first, weakening them for your
assaults later. Ravage enemy-held interior
cities first and then attack the frontier
cities.

The Lessers

Thanks for your cards and letters. Don

Isaak has been submitting hints and tips
for our readers for many months! His
dedication to the readers of this column is
impressive, and we'd like to thank him! To
help Don in providing important game
hints, mail your insights to: Que Corner,
c/o The Lessers, 521 Czerny Street, Tracy
CA 95376. Until next month, game on!

tl

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DRAGON 63

How I spent my summer vacation (in Hell)

When I began to write this article about

the 1993 RAVENLOFT® novels, I asked,

"Do you want me to write as an author or

as an editor?" "Both," came the reply. It's
an odd and, I must admit, somewhat
incestuous position I hold. As a matter of
course, I strive to make a clear distinction
between those roles, though occasionally I
cannot ignore the fact that I am a dual¬
class character. Now is one of those occa¬
sions. Here goes:

When novels first ventured into the

by Rob King
intrepid leadership, we discovered that
Gothic horror is a very different beast
than heroic fantasy. Indeed, it is a were-
beast. Recognizing this, editor Jim Low-
der plotted out a novel series that would
allow for individual stories whose charac¬
ters would (fortunately) not need to sur¬
vive from one book to the next. His plan of
action proved a good one for 1991 and
1992. But after stories about vampires,
death knights, zombies, and werewolves,
the line was looking to expand into new

That's where Tapestry of Dark Souls

originated. Seeking an experienced hor¬
ror writer, Jim contracted Elaine
Bergstrom, author of Shattered Glass,

Blood Alone, Blood Rites, and Daughter of

the Night. These books all deal with the
Austra clan of vampires, and critics who
have read them hail Bergstrom as one of
"modern-day architects of vampire lore"
(Mark Williams, Onyx magazine).

But the novel line wasn't looking for

another vampire story. Not yet. Elaine had

husband and wife become lost on a dusty

back road and encounter a little chapel
that guards a tapestry of unspeakable evil.
Great stuff, but in the wrong world. By
removing the action from the modern
American west to the dark domains and
by heightening the preternatural and fan¬
tastical elements of the story, Elaine cre¬
ated one hell of a good RAVENLOFT novel.

Leith and her husband Vhar become

lost along the road to a merchant festival
and happen into Markovia, land of the
beastmen. There, they discover a
monastery, the Guardians who tend it,
and the shimmering tapestry of dark souls
that they guard. But Leith soon learns that
the Guardians do not protect the tapestry
from the outside world, but the world
from the tapestry. The cloth was originally
devised to cleanse the land of evil by
drawing corrupt souls into its shimmer¬
ing web and trapping them there. Now,
though, the web is so full of evil creatures
that it's shifting surface seems like an
Hieronymus Bosch painting of hell. And
one of the dark souls has a plan for releas¬
ing them all.

Tapestry of Dark Souls is fast paced and

fascinating, with loads of interesting char¬
acters and a completely new approach to
Gothic horror. Elaine's lush narrative
deftly dances through a genre that all too
often lends itself to cliche. But Elaine's

book is anything but cliched. The closest

comparison I can make is to Umberto
Eco's The Name of the Rose, though that
comparison breaks down in the many
scenes that take place outside the
monastery.

Enough of my ramblings about

Tapestry. Read it for yourself and see what
I mean. It hit bookstores this March.

The second RAVENLOFT novel of 1993,

Carnival of Fear, also extends the line from
its purely Gothic roots. In fact, this is the
first RAVENLOFT novel set in an all-new
domain—the land of l'Morai. On a high,
lonely heath rests the sprawling Carnival
of l'Morai, peopled by performers of all
descriptions. In addition to sword swal¬
lowers, fire breathers, jugglers, harle¬
quins, tumblers, and other common
carnival workers, the Carnival of l'Morai is
home to freaks.

Arkoo is a leopard boy—his head is

human, his arms and legs are a fusion of
feline and human traits, and his hind legs
are fully those of a leopard. Oreaux is an
oracular madman who, from his impris¬
onment in a restraining chair, pro¬
nounces faultless prophecies. Karrick is a
knifeman: His bones create knives that
push outward toward the skin like the
emerging teeth of a baby. In the human
land of l'Morai, even elves and dwarfs
"the Feral Folk of Faerie"—are numbered

among the freaks.

A murder occurs along the sideshow

boardwalks, and the performers and
freaks band together to find the killer.
Before their task is done, though, they will
wish they never began the investigation.
When I devised Carnival of Tear, I
wanted to try a completely new approach
to Gothic horror. Despite all of its theolog¬
ical and philosophical underpinnings, my
first book. Heart of Midnight, is a werewolf
book, plain and simple. It is also centered
on a very internal, personal conflict. With
Carnival of Fear, I sought to write a story
that, like Elaine's, resisted simple classifi¬
cation. I also wanted the book to explore
external, social conflicts, expanding the
basis of horror beyond the individual to
the society.

As to the quality of Carnival, I am the

worst judge. Sure, I think it's great, and
Bob Dylan thinks he can sing. Those who
have read it have told me, though, that it is
twice the book Heart of Midnight was. Very
relative praise. Once again, the best way to
know is to read it yourself. Carnival of Fear
comes out in July of this year.

The third, and truly the ultimate,

RAVENLOFT novel of 1993 is P. N. Elrod's
hardcover I, Strahd. That's right, hard¬
cover. With this volume, the RAVENLOFT
novel line has come of age, and what bet¬
ter story for this format than the tragic

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tale of Strahd Von Zarovich, vampire lord

of Barovia and cynosure of evil through¬
out the dark domains?

Not just anybody could write a convinc¬

ing story from the point of view of a vam¬
pire. Especially not the vampire. P. N.

Elrod not only can do it, she did do it.

Impressed by Pat's Vampire Files series
for Ace (Bloodlist, Lifeblood, Bloodcircle,
Art in the Blood, Fire in the Blood, and
Blood on the Water), TSR Book depart¬
ment executive editor Brian Thomsen
contacted Elrod to write the story of
Strahd.

The protagonist of the Vampire Files,

Jack Fleming, is a vampire who narrates
the story of his own life, much like Strahd
in his memoirs. But that's where the com¬
parison of the two vampires ends. Jack is
a 1930s reporter. Strahd is a dictator in
medieval Barovia. Jack has a hard-boiled,
Bogart-like quality about him. Strahd has
a warlord's honor and an artist's passion.
According to Elrod, one of the other main
differences between them is that "Strahd
is a bad guy, but doesn't see himself as
being evil; the villains of the world do not
see themselves in that light. Hitler cer¬
tainly didn't. I'm really not interested
in vampires as monsters. If I want mon¬
sters, I can turn on the evening news."

With I, Strahd and her upcoming novels

Red Death and Death and the Maiden,

Elrod will have written nine novels that

center around vampires. When I asked
Pat about this apparent fascination with
the undead, her initial response was, "It
stems from watching a lot of old movies
during the summer and reading Famous
Monsters of Filmland magazine." After a
few moment's pause, Pat added, "They're
very sexual creatures for me, so it goes
straight to the hormones. Every time
Christopher Lee bites into a woman's
neck, I know she feels really great."

In writing these RAVENLOFT novels, Pat

and Elaine have shifted from writing inde¬
pendent fiction to writing shared-world
stuff. Pat puts it eloquently: "It was a lot of
fun. You have to adhere to someone
else's rules, so you are either forced into
cliche, or forced to become more creative
working within the parameters." Like
Elaine, Pat took the latter route and came
up with a damned good story.

When I, Strahd appeared on the sched¬

ule, I had my doubts as to whether anyone
could do justice to the story of Strahd
from his own point of view. Elrod did. I
must say that I am very impressed.

So, where does the RAVENLOFT novel

line go from here? As the line seems to
have reached a certain maturity, it's time
to reflect on the past and learn from it.
Titles like Vampire of the Mists, Knight of
the Black Rose, Dance of the Dead, and

Fleart of Midnight have shown the

strength of stories about traditional Gothic
horror monsters and situations. Tapestry
of Dark Souls and Carnival of Fear demon¬
strate the versatility of the genre. They
also show and the place and function of
social and cerebral horror. I, Strahd has
taught us that when you pair up a good
author with a bad vampire in a hardcover
format, you're likely to end up with a
product so hot that Waldenbooks will have
to use oven mitts just to keep the shelves
stocked.

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Thomsen, the RAVENLOFT novel line in
1994 will take the best of what has gone
before and balance it. Every year will fea¬
ture one or two traditional Gothic tales,
perhaps a few experimental stories, and
maybe another hardcover. We'll see.
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arik craned his neck, anxiously studying
the wooded hills ahead. He was a big
young man, brawny and solid and simple
looking like most men bom of the
mountainfolk of old. But unlike them,
his face was clean shaven and his eyes,
instead of the usual earthy brown, were
an uncommon green-blue, the color of
strange and distant seas. He wore a steel
helm and a sturdy coat of mail, and carried a long sword at
his side. Ahead rose the wild foothills that stood before the
Middle Mountains, part of the Great Elstains that stretched
across the north-kingdoms for hundreds of miles like the
spines along a dragon's back. On either side of the road
were fields of barley and wheat, tall grain-heavy stalks that
should have been harvested weeks ago—a sure sign of
trouble. He didn't like it one bit, and his hand rested ner¬
vously on his sword hilt.

"Well, I've got no one to blame but me," he muttered.

"What?" asked his companion, Yorman of Akuthar.

"I said, there's nothing here I can see," answered Carik.

"Maybe we missed the place!"

Yorman was shorter and thinner than Carik, but his dark
eyes looked fearlessly from a hawkish face framed by black
shoulder-length hair. He carried a scimitar at his side and
wore a steel-studded leather jerkin over his scarlet tunic,
but he was no swordsman. The House of Akuthar was
famous and feared for its sorcery. Now he shook his dark
head. "They said the place was six hills from the Brown-
water Bridge, past a stand of pig-oaks, and up a fork in the
road. We've passed a bridge, six hills, and an oak-thicket.
And what's that?" He pointed ahead to where the road
forked off up into the hills.

"A fork in the road," answered Carik, "like a hundred

other forks, hills, bridges and oaks!"

"Then let's ask him," suggested Yorman, pointing into a

wheat field. A peasant, almost obscured by the tall stalks,
was busily cutting down the grain with a sickle while a boy
behind him piled the fallen stalks onto a cart. Before Carik
could think of a reason not to, Yorman shouted, "Ho, fel¬
low! Come here!" The man tramped through a sickled-
down swath to the road, the boy at his heels.
"What's this?" asked the peasant, looking up scornfully
from under a shapeless cap of dirty grey wool at the two
riders. "Knights from Lord Thargum, by my eyes! Looky
here, Griffy! Right quick they came—after a hundred sum¬
mons and a day late! 'Tis a right good thing we work and
pay our tithes, so we can be ignored! Bah!" The peasant
put his finger on one nostril and emptied the other on the
ground in front of Yorman's horse. Yorman was too
appalled to respond.

"We're not—" began Carik, but the peasant snapped his

fingers at him.

"Ride on back to Thargum! We here took care of our

own problems, so you can tell 'im to just go back to fightin'
with t'other lords and trampin' and bumin' their poor
folks' fields while his own go to rot! You just tell 'im Widfut
of Weefield told 'im so!"

"Right!" said the boy with a wide grin, snapping his dirty
fingers at Yorman.

The Heroes
of Weefield

By Mitchell Diamond

Illustrations by Tom Baxa

DRAGON 69

"We're not from Thargum!" Carik managed to say

at last.

"Free-sworders, eh?" answered Widfut. "You've

heard of our troubles, have you, and figured on ply¬
ing your trade here? Well, that's a fine and good
thing, to profit by other folks' woe!"

"A fine an' good thing!" echoed-the boy, snapping

his fingers at Carik. Then he said "Ow!" as Widfut
slapped the back of his young head.

"No, it ain't no fine and good thing!" snapped

Widfut. "It's hardly somethin' to be proud of! Hardly
better than those useless knights!"

"Right!" echoed Griff. "Hardly better!"

"We're from no lord," said Yorman at last. "I am

Yorman of the House of Akuthar, son of Yizkor, son
of Zykor, son of Ankzem the Great, who fought the
dragon Gorgin the Horrendous and saved all the
north-kingdoms!" He shifted his cloak to display a
red-gold dragon medallion, the proud crest of
Akuthar, that hung over his chest on a silver chain.

"Never heard of any of 'em!" said Widfut. "An' we

got no dragons here abouts, thank Thull! But we got
an ogre, and he's tall as a tree, hungry as a wolf, and
mean as a bear with a belly-ache. Half a dozen good
folk he ate if he ate one, and I'd wager my last tooth
he'd have ate you up, too. Lucky for you we got our¬
selves a proper hero, Armguard."

"Armguard the Squire?" repeated Carik, sitting up

in his saddle. "As in Boldarius and Armguard?"

"T'same, though we just got Armguard. But he's a

proper lookin' hero, with a sword twice as big as
yours and armor all gleamin'. Even his horse had a
better lookin' coat than yours. Rode in last night and
out this mom', and by the time I get back this eve'
he'll have the ogre's head, I reckon. So just ride on
your way, or ride up the fork a bit, if you want to see a
right good and proper hero at his trade. Now I'm off.
I've three week's work to do today."

"Right!" said Griff, then "Ow!" as Widfut grabbed

his filthy head of tangles and hauled him back into
the field.

"What a wretched, ignorant fellow," said Yorman

haughtily, watching the pair trudge away. "But I told
you we were in the right place."

"So you did," agreed Carik, "and so we are! But it's

been a wasted ride. Armguard probably has the ogre
cut to pieces by now. Let's ride back to—"

"Let's go see!" interrupted Yorman. "Maybe you

can give him a hand. After all, didn't you kill the ogre
of Blackleaf Forest?"

"I suppose, well, I mean, sure I did," answered

Carik, and he secretly sighed. The night before, they
had been drinking in an alehouse in the village of
Stonebare, where Yorman had tried to profit from his
famous name by doing fire tricks and making candle-
flames run around the room. He had been too tired,
he had said, to do anything more impressive, though
Carik knew that such simple tricks were all Yorman
could do, and sometimes even they went amiss. But
the villagers had been too polite to insult him by

throwing coins. Although they had never heard of the

name of Akuthar before Yorman announced it, they
assumed it was famous and powerful somewhere, and
besides, they were a tight-fisted bunch at best. But the sim¬
ple sorceries had impressed a pretty young cupmaid, and
Carik (who had quaffed one ale too many) became jealous
and began boasting of how he slew the Ogre of Blackleaf
Forest. He made a good tale of it and was rewarded by the
maid's wide-eyed gaze. But the villagers followed his tale
with one about the Ogre of Weefield—and that beast was
still there! Yorman, who was jealous over losing the atten¬
tions of the maid, had proudly declared that they would
slay the brute, and Carik had been too ale-addled to get
himself out of it.

So here they were. Carik sighed again and hoped that

the ogre had already been dealt with, then heeled his
horse and followed Yorman up the fork and into the hills.

The fork soon turned into a winding track, little used

save by huntsmen and wild beasts. Yorman led the way,
pushing through tangled brairs and hanging branches
until they caught the gleam of mail through the trees. In a
shadowy glade they found an elderly man clad in mail and
plate. His helm was off, and his mail coif was pulled down
around his neck. He was sitting on a fallen log and whet¬
ting a sword. A mail-barded horse stood behind him, nos¬
ing at the clover.

"Ho, Armguard!" called Yorman.

"Have you killed the ogre?" added Carik hopefully. The

old man stood up, straightening his knees with a wince.

"Nay, not yet," he answered. "I was just off to do it! And
who are you to ask?"

"I am Yorman of the House of Akuthar, son of Yizkor—"

Yorman ran through his usual titles, and Armguard
shrugged.

"I've never heard of any of them," he said. "But I've

never had much cause to deal with sorcerers. Who's the
big one?"

"He's Carik," answered Yorman with a scowl, but honesty

made him add, "He slew the Ogre of Blackleaf Forest."
Armguard raised his grey eyebrows, and Carik fidgited
under the old man's appraising look.

"Well!" exclaimed the old warrior. "Of that brute I've

heard! Tell me lad, what manner of stroke did you use?"

Carik fidgited even more. "It was dark," he muttered by

way of answer, "and what with strokes flying about and
such, I don't really remember."

"That's the way it goes, oft times," agreed Armguard. "In

the heat of a fight, the best blow is forgot!" Then he
sighed. "But that's too bad. I'm not too old to learn some¬
thing new, and this is the first ogre I've ever faced!"

"Really?" said Carik. "Between you and your Master

Boldarius . . . Say, where is he, anyway?"

Armguard sighed. "A sad tale that. Brave Boldarius

ended his career in Ironhammer Valley."

"Giant?" guessed Carik, knowing something of that val¬

ley as his homeland of Uree Valley was just to the north.

But Armguard shook his head.

"Dragon," he said. "But that's the way of the world. Sure

as a hero picks up his sword, it shall one day fall. Poor luck
though, that no bard was about to see his last battle. T'was

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too good for my words. By the way, have you seen a green¬
ish dragon roaming about anywhere, as long as four horses
nose to tail, with a chipped fang on the left side?"

"You mean the dragon still lives?" asked Carik. "Boldar-

ius was never avenged?"

"Not as yet," sighed the old warrior. "Never before had I

failed him; they don't call me 'Armguard' for naught! But
by the time I piled a fitting cairn for Boldarius, the day was
late and the dragon was gone. I followed it for a goodly
long time though, long enough to get lost and rim into
Stonefist the Giant."

"Stonefist!" exclaimed Carik, having heard of the

biggest, meanest giant of Ironhammer Valley. "Did you kill
him? Gods, what a tale that would make!" But Armguard
shook his head again.

"Not really. The giant lived atop a mountain, and since I

hadn't a rope to save me I couldn't match my sword
against him, either. So I wandered my way south until I
came to the Hidden Lands."

"The Hidden Lands!" repeated Carik. Then he frowned.

"Just how long ago did Boldarius fall, anyway?"

Armguard scratched his grey head. "Hmm, let's see.

About twenty years, or thereabouts."

"Twenty years!" exclaimed Carik. 'What have you been

doing since?"

"Ah, but that's a long story—" began Armguard.

'We don't have . . . "interrupted Yorman, but Carik had

already slid off his horse to sit on the log next to the old
man.

Armguard had his share of stories, and Carik was a will¬

ing listener. After a while Yorman got off his horse and
wandered about the glade impatiently, lopping off the
feathery white heads of flowering bugbanes with his
scimitar.

"So there it is," finished Armguard a long while later.

"I've been riding about seeking a name for myself, trying
to free the oppressed, right wrongs, and maybe find a
princess or two that needs rescuing. But nary a fair chal-
lange have I found since Boldarius fell. Things that he and
I would have dared without a second thought twenty years
ago were too much for me alone! So I'm still no more than
a squire with the name Boldarius gave me: 'Armguard', the
guard at Boldarius's arm!"

Armguard gave the edge of his sword one final scrape

and stood up. "But by my sword, today I'll make a name for
myself or join Boldarius in the Hall of Heroes and drink
my first cup at Kylla's Table! Today or never it'll have to be.
I'm growing no younger! Wander!" The warhorse, a mas¬
sively muscled and battle-scarred beast whose muzzle was
so grey it was nearly white, picked up its ears at the sound
of its name and obediently trotted up to the old warrior.
"My helm!" said Armguard, and Carik gave the old man his
helm, after giving the dented thing a quick rub with the
hem of his cloak. "And now . . ." Armguard lifted his foot
and Carik helped him into his saddle. Armguard took his
time about it, grunting and groaning until he was in a
comfortable position. Yorman watched the whole scene
with growing unease.

"I'm off!" said Armguard at last. 'When next you see me.
I'll be Armguard the Ogreslayer! Nay, 'Armguard' no

more! I'll use my proper name!"

"What's that?" asked Carik.

"You'll find out when I get back!" answered Arm-

guard. "Wait for me here!"

"There goes a right good hero," said Carik proudly,

watching the old man ride off.

"Get on your horse!" snapped Yorman, jumping

onto his own.

"He told us to wait," began Carik, but Yorman was

already riding away. Carik mounted up and followed.

They followed Armguard at a respectful distance,

through the tangled woods and over the hills until
they found themselves above a deep cleft that led to a
cave. There Carik and Yorman stopped and watched
as Armguard gingerly picked his way down the
wooded slope. Carik blinked. Armguard was riding
away from the cave! The old man glanced behind
him—and then stopped. Perhaps he had seen the
two young adventurers waiting among the trees at the
top of the hollow, perhaps not. But he stopped all the
same, turned his horse around, and put a horn to his
lips. The blast began loud and clear but ended with
Armguard coughing and wheezing. But it was
enough. The ogre stumbled out of the cave, rubbing
sleep from its eyes.

It was a big, ugly brute, standing head and shoul¬

ders above Armguard even as he sat on his horse.

Bald as an egg the ogre was, with a receding chin,

tiny eyes, and a bulging swag belly. Its arms and legs
were deceptively thin—but everyone knew ogres were
as strong as stone. Its only garment was a shaggy
bearskin that hung over its slumped shoulders and
reached its knees, and its weapon was a great big tree
branch with a knobby end.

"I think he might need a hand," said Yorman

quietly.

"Armguard?" answered Carik with a huff. "I think

not!"

In the gully below, Armguard drew his sword. "Hoy,

brute!" he shouted, "I tell you to quit these lands and
never come back, or face the blade of Armguard!"

It was a properly spoken challenge, but the ogre

only went "Faa!" and swung its club around its head.

"Then perish!" cried Armguard, and he heeled his

horse. The old destrier reared and charged forward.

At the same instant, Carik and Yorman sent their

horses plunging down through the trees and brush
on the hillside.

Armguard's sword flashed over his helm. The ogre

swung its club. There was a crash, and Armguard
went flying. But before the ogre could finish off the
fallen hero, the veteran war-horse reared back and
lashed out with its steel-shod hooves. Unfortunately,
the kicks that had once dropped men dead had not
their old strength. The ogre took the kicks with only
a grunt and a wince, and then crushed the valiant old
destrier's head with another powerful swing of its
club. But Armguard, somehow, was on his feet again.

"You've slain a steed better than many a man!"

cried the old hero fiercely. "Now take this!" The

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sword whistled through the air, as fast and hard and
deadly as it might have twenty years ago, but it sank
deep into the ogre's club and not the ogre. The ogre
hauled on its club, and the old man's arms could not
be young twice. Armguard's sword was tom from his
grasp and went spinning into the trees.

There was only one more blow. The ogre, invigo¬

rated by the morning's exercise, had lumbered away
by the time Carik and Yorman arrived.

"We never even knew his true name," said Carik

with a grunt as he placed the last stone on a cairn
piled in the forest. It was a big cairn over a wide and
shallow grave, big enough for both the fallen hero
and his steed. Carik stood back and wiped the sweat
from his brow, leaving a dirty streak. "What a miser¬
able end!"

"Well, he needs to be avenged," said Yorman. "Go

to it, Carik!"

Carik glanced at the sun, which was already sinking

towards the western hills. "It's getting late," he
answered. "It will be dark soon."

"I'll bring a torch," offered Yorman. Carik sighed

heavily.

"You know when I told you I killed the Ogre of—"

"I knew it!" interrupted Yorman with a disgusted

snort. "I knew it all along)" But Carik shook his head.

"No, I met the ogre, and only I walked away," he

said. "But do you know how the ogre met its end?"

"Do tell."

"It was chasing me through the woods when it

tripped and fell and broke its neck."

"Ha! I might have known!"

"Well, now you do! And now let's get away from
these hills, that ogre, and all the wretched folk of
Weefield!"

"No," said Yorman, with a cunning gleam in his

eyes. "I've got a better idea!"

Sometime later that day; as the sun sank into the

trees in the west and deep shadows grew in the
woods, Carik drove a wagon pulled by a plodding ox
down the road between the hills. He wore his mail
beneath a peasant's dirty woolen cloak and his helm
under a broad-brimmed straw hat, but he felt naked
without his sword. A big cask rested in the back of the
wagon.
The cask was Yorman's idea. The villagers of
Weefield had been mightily surprised that afternoon
when the ogre appeared in their fields with its head
still on, and they had been terribly disappointed
when Carik and Yorman rode into their village to tell
them Armguard had fallen. Even Widfut had been
momentarily speechless. The villagers turned to
Carik and Yorman out of desperation, and Yorman
had them fill the biggest cask they had with ale and
top it off with a bit of strong cider, a precious bottle
or two of wine, and a pot of mead as well. It was a
wicked-smelling brew, and even Carik (who could
usually drink anything) drew away from the heady

72 APRIL 1993

fumes. As Carik drove the wagon away from the village, he

had heard a downcast Widfut say, "That's the last we'll see
of any o'em. I'll wager my teeth!"

And then a "Bight!" from Griff.

Now Yorman waited around a bend in the road with

Carik's horse, where he would be ready—so he had said—
to charge to Carik's rescue should he need it. But Carik
wondered if Yorman would be in time if the ogre—

Suddenly a stone —more like a boulder, actually, as it was

the size of a man's head—whistled through the air and hit
the ox squarely between its horns, dropping the beast
dead. The ogre lumbered down the road, roaring and wav¬
ing its club, and Carik leapt off the wagon and ran for his
life. Yorman, riding his horse and leading Carik's by the
reins, had to ride hard to catch up to him.

Later yet, as the moon was just peeking over the night-
blackened line of trees in the east, Carik and Yorman stood
outside the ogre's cave.

"Phew!" gasped Yorman, despite the fact that they were

trying to be silent. The sour stench from the cave was
ghastly.

"Shh!" whispered Carik nervously. "Listen!" Yorman

shushed, and as their ears became attuned to the chirp of
crickets, distant squeak of bats, and sway of the trees in the
breeze, they heard the rumbling snore of the ogre. Carik
pulled a candle from a pouch on his belt and handed it to
Yorman; he didn't want to dare the noisy tap of tinder-
stones to light it. Yorman held the candle high and whis-
pered a word of enchantment, and the candle sprang to As the starry Harp and Dragon
rose into the sky to

life. Such tricks were a far cry from the sorceries old follow the moon, Carik and
Yorman were on their

Ankzem must have wielded against the dragon, thought way back to Weefield. They
were walking now, leading
Carik, but they had their uses. Then they drew their swords the horses that they
had tethered to the wagon in the

and crept into the cave. place of the dead ox. And on the wagon was the snor-

The ogre lay snoring on a pile of untanned skins and ing ogre,

furs, and the ox, half butchered and half eaten raw, lay in a "If the villagers
want it dead," muttered Yorman,
pool of congealing blood and stinking offal. All about the "let them do it!"
cave were gnawed and broken bones and tom peasant's "Right!" answered Carik.

clothes. The empty cask lay on its side next to the ogre's The wagon creaked into
the collection of huts and

arm, and the brute's breath filled the air with a reek hovels that was the village
of Weefield. The only good

beyond description. stone-built structures were the smithy and the ale-

"Go to it!" whispered Yorman, pointing at the sleeping house. Most of the villager
menfolk were gathered

ogre with his scimitar and trying not to breathe. Carik went outside the alehouse
now, listening to Widfut foretell

to the brute's head and raised his sword. the worst and Griff agree. But their eyes
opened wide

Carik looked down. In the helplessness of sleep, the when they saw the wagon and
its contents. Word

ogre's face looked less brutish. Its cheeks were sunken, its spread quickly, and
sleepers were roused. In three

big teeth were yellow and rotted, and the candlelight blinks of an eye, every
inhabitant of the village was

gleamed from its bald dome. Carik was suddenly reminded gathered around the wagon,
from the oldest grey-

of his old grandfather Ragnor, who had taught him sword- bearded gaffer to the
youngest girl-child. Huffur the
craft in distant Uree Valley. Though he was hearty enough Smith, the strongest man
in Weefield, was called
when awake, the years had been easy to see on the old upon to finish the ogre off.
He lumbered out of his

man's face when he slept. smithy, a pure-blooded son of the old mountainfolk.

Carik lowered his sword. "I can't," he whispered. His head was a shaggy mass of
brown tangles and

"Remember Armguard!" hissed Yorman angrily. But bearish beard, his belly was huge,
his arms and legs

Carik shook his head. thick and hairy right down to the fingers. He carried

"You do it!" he whispered. Yorman rolled his eyes and a big forge-hammer in his
hand and, being a man of

pushed him aside, but in a moment he rammed his scimi- few words, he strode up to
the ogre's head and raised

tar back into its scabbard with a muttered curse. the hammer. Carik and Yorman shut
their eyes and

turned away.

"Wait!" said Widfut suddenly. "I've a better idea."

While the ogre slept on, the wagon was pulled to

the edge of the village beside the huge stump of a
hewn-down oak. Huffur came along with his hammer,
some enormous iron stakes, a big lock, and a length
of thick chain. The villagers worked together like
bees in a hive under the whispered directions of Wid¬
fut. The stakes were driven deep into the oak stump
(all the villagers were ready to run away as Huffur's
hammer struck iron, but the ogre never woke), and
the sleeping brute was chained to the stakes by one
of its scrawny ankles. And just in time. Even as the
lock was clicked through the chains, the ogre began
to stir at last. It sat up groggily, holding its head in its
hands. The villagers backed away and again made
ready to flee. After a moment the brute looked
around, saw the villagers, and roared. All the villagers
fled, with Widfut leading the way, but the ogre's
charge was brought up short by the thick chain. The
roar turned to a grunt and then an angry howl as its
fiercest tug, a tug hard enough to part stone, failed to
break Huffur's well-wrought iron. The villagers crept
back. Someone hurled a rotten apple, and in a
moment a hail of rotten fruit rained down on the
chained ogre, hurled by all the laughing, cheering
folk of Weefield.

Morning came, and Weefield was busy as an anthill.

Two quick-footed boys were sent to the nearby vil¬
lages of Weedhaven and Stonebare to fetch food and
drink (which were in short supply in Weefield) for a
feast to celebrate the capture of the ogre. The boys
returned with wagonloads of provisions and a trickle
of the curious. The trickle soon became a flood of
wagons, riders, and walkers, just as Widfut had sus¬
pected it would. People flocked to see the novel sight
of a captive ogre and pay a copper coin for the privi¬
lege of hurling rotten fruit at the monster. The day
wore on long and hot, the supply of rotten fruit ran
low, prices rose and tempers flared until Widfut, who
had taken charge of the operation with the deft hand
of the king's own Master Tither, agreed to substitute
clods of mud for rotten fruit.

Carik and Yorman stayed in Weefield all day. The

big common-room table was hauled outside the ale¬
house and a generous feast was held in their honor.
The two were hailed as Heroes of Weefield, and Wid¬
fut, on behalf of the village, gave them a sack full of
copper coins—bounty provided by the ogre. The vil¬
lagers, when they grew tired of pelting the chained
brute, came over and slapped them on the back.

Evening fell, and the two heroes were nearly for¬

gotten for more important matters. The menfolk of
Weefield were gathered outside the alehouse, hold¬
ing a council under torchlight.

"Listen to them!" said Yorman disgustedly, sitting

with Carik outside the circle of firelight. Carik, sitting
glumly with an alesack in his hand, only grunted.

"No one throws stones!" Widfut was saying as he stood

on the feast-table. "Not even if they offer gold!"

"Why not?" shouted someone in the crowd.

"Cause ain't no one gonna pay to throw stuff at a dead

ogre, y'daff fool!" answered Widfut. The villagers
murmered in agreement.

"What we need is a Chief in Charge of the Ogre!"

shouted someone. Yorman could have sworn it was Griff.

"Bight!" agreed Widfut. "But whoever shall it be?"

"How 'bout you?" shouted the voice. Now Yorman was

sure.

"Well, I don' know," drawled Widfut slyly. "Course, it was

my idea, and every one hereabout knows me for an honest
man."

"I don't!" shouted someone, and the villagers erupted in

argument over who would collect the money gathered
from people hurling things at the ogre, and how it would
be divided up among the villagers. And more important,
how were they going to hide the coin from Lord Thar-
gum's tithe-collectors? The argument grew loud and ugly,
until at last heavy drinking slowed them down. After a few
hours most of the villagers, with bellies full of ale and
heads full of schemes, lay about under the summer stars
and snored. Widfut used a sack of coins as a pillow. It was,
noticed Yorman, a much bigger sack than the one he had
given them.

Yorman woke Carik with a kick. "Grab our reward and

let's get going," he whispered. Carik took a bleary-eyed
glance at their sack.

"You take it," he said. Yorman opened his mouth to

argue, but Carik was already up and stumbling for their
horses. Yorman picked up the sack; it seemed very heavy,
though it wasn't very large. Nevertheless he handled it like
it was full of poisonous vipers. The sack jingled as he slung
it on his horse, and Widfut clutched his own pillow of
coins a little more tightly in his sleep.

Carik and Yorman led their horses away from the snor¬
ing villagers and past the ogre. Young Griff, as Second
Chief of the Ogre, sat snoring against a tree a good dis¬
tance from the chained brute. A big key hung from a nail
in the tree above his head. The ogre itself sat on the tree-
stump, its ugly head hanging down despondently. A
mound of squashed and reeking fruit was piled up to its
skinny ankles. The Heroes of Weefield, feeling very
unheroic, looked away and tugged their horses on.

Finally Yorman stopped. "This won't do," he whispered.

"This won't do at all," echoed Carik, and they crept

back.

Griff remained asleep as Yorman lifted the key from the

nail. Then, with Carik behind him with his hand on his
sword, he crept up to the ogre. The brute flinched, per¬
haps expecting more abuse, then looked at them with wide
eyes as Yorman put the key into the lock. The lock clicked,
the chain fell away, and quick as an old lumbering cat the
ogre got to its feet and hobbled off for the hills. Carik and
Yorman watched until it vanished in the darkness.

"We've just rescued an ogre!" said Yorman.

"Armguard would've done the same," said Carik. With

that they mounted up and rode away from the village of
Weefield, and they were both grinning from ear to ear. Q

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If you have any questions on the games

produced by TSR, Inc., "Sage Advice" will
answer them. In the United States and
Canada, write to: Sage Advice, DRAGON®
Magazine, P.O. Box 111, Lake Geneva WI
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longer able to make personal replies;
please send no SASEs with your questions
(SASEs are being returned with writer's
guidelines for the magazine).

This month, our sage pauses for his

annual look at questions that are just a tad
unusual. One hundred percent of the
questions presented here were submit¬
ted—in writing—by the readership of this
magazine (you know who you are). The
questions have been edited only to
improve readability.

What effect does a nilbog have on a

spelljamming helm and how many
Small-size humanoids can you stuff
into a hammership and still sail it?
While we’re on the subject, how much
damage does a spelljamming ship do
when it rams a planet-bound target?

Beyond the fact that healing magic

causes them damage, nilbogs have no par¬
ticular effect on the way magical items
and devices function. The chief conse¬
quence of having a nilbog in the vicinity is
that creatures tend to act in a contrary
fashion.

Based on the passenger and cargo

capacities for a hammership. I'd estimate
you could haul about 120 Small creatures
(four per ton of cargo capacity) in addition
to the crew of 24; however, this wouldn't
leave much space for a shipboard volley¬
ball league. If you stacked up the passen¬
gers like cordwood instead of letting them
sit or stand, you probably could double
the passenger load (another 120 crea¬
tures). In any case, once you put more
than 60 creatures on a hammership you'd
better be planning on a short trip because
the air is going to run out fast.

If a spelljamming ship rams a structure,

use the ramming rules from the
SPELLJAMMER® boxed set or the War
Captain's Companion and the fortifications
rules from the BATTLESYSTEM™ Minia¬
tures Rules. Unless the spelljamming ship
performs a violent maneuver just before

ramming the structure, assume that the

ram automatically hits. Assume the hit rat¬
ings on page 82 of the BATTLESYSTEM
rules equal hull points.

The basic formula for damage is ship

tonnage divided by 10, then multiplied by
the ship's SR (Ship's Rating). In an atmos¬
phere, one point of SR equals a movement
rate of 24. Treat all ramming attacks
against structures as head-on rams (see
War Captain's Companion: Book 3, page 8);
therefore the spelljamming ship itself suf¬
fers damage equal to half the damage
inflicted on the structure—using your
ship as a siege engine can work in a
pinch, but it's a losing proposition in the
long run. If the attacking ship is not
equipped with a ram, use the crash rules
instead.

If a spelljamming ship rams a creature,

the damage is ld6 for each hull point nor¬
mally inflicted by the ram. Therefore, a
50-ton ship moving at a speed of 48 (SR 2,
slow for a spelljamming vessel) would
inflict 10d6 points of damage. Generally,
however, creatures of less than Gargan¬
tuan size cannot be rammed by spelljam¬
ming ships as they can just step out of the
way. In any case, the helmsman must hit
the creature's armor class.

What is a ziggurat and why is Kalak

building one?

A ziggurat is a stepped or terraced pyra¬

mid; you probably can find a picture of
one in a book about the ancient Middle
East or pre-Colombian Central America or
in an encyclopedia. Kalak is an evil sor¬
cerer king from the DARK SUN™ world.
Exactly why he ordered his ziggurat built
is just one of many nifty little secrets
awaiting the fans of DARK SUN games and
novels, and I won't spoil it by revealing it
here.

Can a magical staff or quarterstaff be

made into a morning star and still
retain its enchantment? If my charac¬
ter (Intelligence 14) placed several
iron spikes into one end of the staff,
would this destroy the magic?

No, you can't make a staff into a morn¬

ing star, no matter what your character's
Intelligence score is. A staff just doesn't
have the necessary mass. Yes, driving
spikes through one end of a staff will ruin
it, no matter what your character's Intelli¬

gence score is. A staff is thin enough so

that it will split if somebody starts driving
spikes through it, and it is even more
prone to splitting near the ends.

If a character were to cast flesh to

stone on a kender, and then rock to
mud, then molded the mud into the
shape of say, a kobold, then cast mud
to rock followed by stone to flesh,
would the end result be a kobold or
just a lifeless mess of kender parts?

This is up to the DM, but I'm inclined to

favor the "lifeless mess of kender parts."
Petrified characters can survive a great
deal of damage to their stony forms, but
major damage results in injury or defor¬
mity (see s tone to flesh spell description
on page 181 of the PH). In other words,
what happens to the stone form happens
to the creature. At some point, abuse
inflicted on a petrified creature has to
spell death. Disintegration, for example,
obliterates a petrified creature. Reducing
the creature's body to a homogenous, liq¬
uid mass is just as fatal as grinding it into
tiny bits.

Can you please publish information

on which of the new spheres of priest
spells from the Tome of Magic are
granted by the deities from The book,
FORGOTTEN REALMS® Adventures? If
you publish the answer to this ques¬
tion, I’ll send you $20.00. I’m serious.
Gosh, my first bribe.

Okay, try these unofficial suggestions on

for size. I picked them mainly to match the
spheres with each deity's portfolio, per¬
sonality, and alignment. Generally, I gave
more new spheres to the greater powers
than to the lesser and demi powers.

Auril: Major: Time; Minor: Wards;

Azuth: Major: Thought; Minor: Law;
Beshaba: Major: Chaos; Minor: Time;
Chauntea: Major: Time, Wards; Minor:
Travelers; Cyric: Major: War, Time;

Minor: Numbers; Denier: Major:

Thought; Minor: Time; Eldath: Major:

Wards; Minor: Travelers; Gond: Major:
Numbers; Minor: Wards; Helm: Major:
Wards; Minor: War; Ilmater: Major: Law;
Minor: Wards; Lathander: Major:
Thought; Minor: Time; Leira: Major:
Time; Minor: Chaos; Lliira: Major: none;
Minor. Thought, Time, Travelers; Lovi-
atar: Major: Law; Minor: Time; Malar:
Major War; Minor: Travelers; Mask:

Major Time; Minor: Thought; Mielikki:

Major: none; Minor: Time, Travelers;
Milil: Major: Thought; Minor: Travelers;
Mystra: Major: Thought; Minor: Time;
Oghma: Major: Travelers; Minor:

Thought, Wards; Selune: Major: Travel¬

ers, Numbers; Minor: none; Shar: Major:
Time, Thought; Minor: none; Silvanus:
Major: Time, Wards; Minor: Travelers;
Talona: Major: Chaos; Minor: none;
Talos: Major: Chaos, War; Minor: Time;
Tempus: Major: Chaos, War; Minor:

76 APRIL 1993

Wards; Torm: Major: Law Minor: Travel¬

ers; Tymora: Major: Chaos; Minor:
Wards; Tyr: Major: as cleric; Minor: as
cleric; Umberlee: Major: Chaos; Minor:
none; Waukeen: Major: Travelers; Minor:
Wards; Elemental Cults: Major: none;
Minor: time; Bane: Major: Law, War;
Minor: Numbers; Bhaal: Major: Law;
Minor: Time; Myrkul: Major: Chaos,
Time; Minor: War; Clerics: Major: Law or
Chaos (depending on alignment, neutral
clerics choose one). Wards; Minor: Travel¬
ers, War.

Note that pages 14 and 15 of the ToM

provide detailed guidelines for assigning
new spheres. Also, there has been some
talk at TSR, Inc. about officially assigning
the ToM spheres to all previously pub¬
lished deities in a new deities book. The
final plans for this project have not yet
been made. As for your $20, keep it; or
better yet, donate it to your local chil¬
dren's hospital (your yellow pages should
have the address and phone number).

If a spell-casting vampire wielding a

staff of power or staff of the magi broke

it in a retributive strike and was not
sent to another plane, would the
explosion destroy the vampire, or just
force it into gaseous form?

According to the item descriptions in

the DMG (page 154), a retributive strike
either sends the staff's wielder to another

plane or "totally destroys'' the wielder.

After total destruction, there's nothing left

to regenerate—unless the wielder is a tar-
rasque (see next question).

Gee, I really like your column, and I

never would have begun to wonder
what would happen if you turned a
tarrasque into a bunny and tried to eat
him if it hadn’t been for you. So, if the
tarrasque were “killed” by a sphere of
annihilation, does it still require a wish
to keep it dead?

Yes, somebody really would have to use

a wish to keep the tarrasque dead after it
was destroyed by a sphere of annihilation.
The tarrasque cannot be utterly destroyed
by any means unless a wish is used to keep
it dead; otherwise, the critter just comes
right back. Note also that the tarrasque's
sheer size might allow it to survive contact
with a sphere of annihilation, as discussed
in "Sage Advice," in DRAGON issue #180.
Contact with a sphere might annihilate
only a two-foot chunk of the beast, which
might not do much more than make it
really mad.

How much alcohol does it take to

make an umber hulk drunk?

Umber hulks, and just about every other

type of creature, can drink an indefinite
amount of alcohol without getting
drunk—provided the drinking is spread

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out over a sufficient amount of time. The

real question is how much and how fast.
The rate at which a creature can imbibe
alcohol and still remain lucid depends on
a number of factors including general
state of health, contents of the digestive
tract, and many others. The prime factors,
however, are body mass and the strength
of the alcoholic beverage. A 150-pound
human can expect to be drunk after
drinking three ounces of hard liquor or 36
ounces of beer in one hour. An adult
umber hulk probably weighs in at about
450 pounds, and probably could put away
three times that much alcohol before
becoming drunk.

Can a spell-caster teleport or teleport

without error inside a dragon while
holding onto an arrow of dragon slay¬
ing and thus kill both the spell-caster
and the dragon? If you can’t teleport
into the dragon could you teleport
onto its back and then stick the arrow
of dragon slaying into the dragon?

Generally, an enchanted missile must be

fired or thrown for it to work. They can¬
not be used as melee weapons; however, I
have seen DMs allow PCs to stab with
arrows when they are desperate. The
arrow usually breaks after one attack—hit
or miss—and the wielder suffers the non¬
proficiency penalty for his class.

The various forms of teleporting r

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creatures from place to place. Although

"place" is a term that is not easily defined,
a creature generally is not a place. Obvi¬
ously, a planet-sized creature that houses
the whole campaign world is an excep¬
tion, but anything small enough to attack
in a hand-to-hand fight is not.

How far can a fighter who is 6’ tall

and weighs 200 pounds jump while
wearmg a girdle of giant strength? I
mean, a normal man with the strength
of an 18’ or 24’-giant should he able to
make flea-like jumps.

Jumping is a feat of strength, but it does

take a little agility and skill, too. Otherwise,
long-jumpers would look like weight
lifters, not runners. I'd suggest using the
rules for the jumping proficiency on page
61 of the PHB. If you like, you can increase
the maximum attainable jumping distance
by one or two feet per point of strength
beyond 18/00. The 6' fighter in your exam¬
ple could broad jump a maximum of 36'
using the rules as they are written—a
pretty impressive leap. Using the modified
maximums, the character could attain 38'
with a girdle of hill giant strength and 48'
with a girdle of storm giant strength.

The PHB lists the price of a trained

falcon as 1,000 gp. This is twice the
price of a war elephant! What is the
correct price for the falcon?

A trained falcon costs 1,000 gp. Not only

are these animals rare, they are greatly
prized for use in hunting and as status
symbols. Consequently, the bird's market
value is extremely high.

What, exactly, is a lair? The Mon¬

strous Compendium gives details such
as the number of creatures inside the
lair and the kinds treasure that can be
found there, but they don’t describe
what a lair is. Are they single rooms?
Entire dungeons? Single dungeon lev¬
els? If they are just single rooms, how
can 20-200 creatures (the common
number appearing for humanoids) fit
inside? Also, where in a lair would
treasure go?

A lair, simply put, is a place where a

creature lives. A lair's size, layout, and
location varies with the creature's needs.
As you point out, large numbers of crea¬
tures need more lair space than single
creatures do. The "Habitat/Society" and
"Ecology" sections in most creatures'
Monstrous Compendium entries should
help you decide what kind of lair a crea¬
ture will have. You might also want to
check out the various Book of Lairs prod¬
ucts for sample lairs.

Where in a lair will a creature put its

treasure? In the most secure place it can
think of. Unintelligent creatures, however,
probably won't realize their treasure is

valuable and won't take any pains to hide

it; instead, they'll drop the stuff wherever
it's convenient to do so. Very intelligent
creatures probably not only hide the gold
and gems in a secure and well-guarded
place, but also carry their magical trea¬
sures with them, so they can use their
magical items against invaders.

If an enlarge spell is cast on a crea¬

ture to increase its size, and then per¬
manency is used to make the increase
permanent, can enlarge be used again
to increase the creature size again? If
so, can this second enlargement be
made permanent? If so, how many
times could this process be repeated?

There's nothing in the rules to prevent

this sort of thing, so technically, a wizard
could keep this process going until he
runs out of Constitution points (the caster
lose one point of Constitution for each
permanency spell cast). A house rule that
limits enlarge or reduce effects to one per
creature might not be a bad idea. In any
case, note that a wizard can enlarge or
reduce only 10 cubic feet of material per
level. This is not as much as it sounds, 10
cubic feet is 1'xl'xlO' or I'x2'x5', etc.

Just before our group’s most recent

adventure one of our players sug¬
gested our characters should cast a
rope trick spell and a permanency so

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that we would have a safe place to hide

two pieces of an artifact we were car¬
rying. (This fellow also suggested that
we could disguise the rope trick as a
child’s swing.) At the time, our charac¬
ters didn’t have the resources neces¬
sary to cast these spells, but would it
have worked it we had tried it? Also,
does the extra-dimensional space cre¬
ated by a rope trick work like a bag of
holding? Can it be used as a stationary
bag of holding?

In either version of the AD&D® game,

rope trick is not a spell that can be made
permanent. The extra-dimensional space
created by a rope trick can hold up to
eight man-sized creatures, which gives it a
volume of about 1,000 cubic feet. There is
no weight limit given. Given these charac¬
teristics, yes a rope trick can be used for
storage, at least until its duration expires.

Mapping paper with a hexagonal grid

(as opposed to a square grid) seems to
be excellent for accurately showing
distances north to south (and vice
versa), and distances northeast to
southwest, or northwest to southeast
(or vice versa), but how do I measure
distances east to west (or vice versa)?
Just count the columns/rows of hexes
between the east-west points, as this pro¬
duces less distortion than you think.

When a character gains a level and

gets a new hit die, are all the charac¬
ter’s hit dice re-rolled to get a new hit-
point total? Or do you just roll one die
and add the result to the hit-point total?
Doing it the first way would tend to
introduce a significant risk of giving the
character a new hit-point total that’s
lower than the old one, wouldn’t it?

Okay, everybody out there who's snick¬

ering at this poor fellow can stop it. Heck,
when the Lake Geneva group was just
starting to learn the original D&D® game
rules back in 1974, we rolled new hit
points for each character every adventure:
"Wow, Noylund, you feel great today!" It
didn't even occur to us that a character
was supposed to have a permanent hit-
point total. Anyway, your suspicion is cor¬
rect. Just roll the new hit die, adjust for
Constitution, and add the result to the
character's hit-point total.

Why, with the advent of weapon spe¬

cialization for fighters, school special¬
ization for wizards, and granted
abilities for specialty priests, were the
THACO numbers for monsters of 1 + 1
hit dice through 6 hit dice increased in
the AD&D 2nd Edition game?

I wish you readers could have seen the

original version of this question. The letter
is written in black crayon (or maybe col¬
ored pencil). It begins "From all the hurt¬
ing hobgoblins." It goes on for a page and
a half, and is signed "Chairman of the

Humbled Hobgoblins."

The AD&D 2nd Edition design team

looked at the way the old "to hit" number
chart was put together and did a lot of
frowning and head scratching. The table
was arranged in columns of two hit dice,
except at the low end, where it essentially
was divided into half-hit die increments.
THACOs improved one point per column
except that they improved by two on every
second column. There also was the phe¬
nomenon of the "repeating 20" that I won't
even try to explain here. The team eventu¬
ally decided the old chart was illogical and
had to go. The new chart is easier to
remember and has the advantage of mak¬
ing things a little easier on PCs in cam¬
paigns that start out characters with zero
experience points and base starting cash.
Play balance in your game probably won't
suffer much if you go back to the old
chart, just remember to give out a little
extra experience to PCs who defeat mon¬
sters that have the improved THACOs.

If a character wished for an extra set

of fully functional arms, located imme¬
diately below the first set, would the
character be able to wear two sets of
bracers, gloves, or gauntlets? Would
the character be able to wear four
rings?

First, any DM worth his salt should be

able to think of all sorts of ways to make a
character regret wishing for an extra set
of "fully functional" arms. Your mom
might read this magazine, so I'll skip the
examples that spring immediately to
mind. Second, the short answer is no, the
character can't wear extra rings, bracers,
gloves, and the like. Only two rings, and
only one set of bracers, gloves, etc. will
work for a single character, no matter
how many appendages the character has.

A bastard sword is a size M weapon,

so halflings, gnomes, and small
dwarves can use it only with two
hands. If the sword is used in this way,
which speed factor and damage
should be used? How about size L and
larger creatures using it in one hand?
Should the speed factor be lower?

A small creature wielding a bastard

sword in two hands has to use the
weapon's one-handed damage and speed
factor. The character just can't manage
the sword's full length. It's up to the DM
to decide if a Large creature can get the
benefits of two-handed use with only one
hand. Since a 5' or 6' human can get the
two-handed benefit by shifting his grip on
sword's long hilt down toward the pom¬
mel, I suppose a nine-foot ogre could do
the same thing with only one hand. In this
case, the ogre has to use the two-handed
speed factor. Note that a giant cannot get
its extra damage dice unless it uses a
weapon of proportionate size in the
proper manner. That is, a hill giant might
be able to use a bastard sword with one
hand and inflict 2d4 points of damage
(plus a strength bonus of +7); however,
the giant has to use a giant-sized bastard
sword in two hands if he wants to inflict
4d4 + 7 points of damage.

How does poison work?

Poison "works" by destroying cells or

disrupting biochemical processes in a liv¬
ing being. Poisons have no effect until they
enter the body through injection, inges¬
tion, inhalation, or contact. The method
varies with the poison. For game effects
on such things as healing, resurrection,
and the like, see the "Character Death"
section in the PH, page 105.

Can a troll die from starvation? The

first Monstrous Compendium says a
troll can grow a new head in a week if
it’s decapitated. Where does the mater¬
ial for the new head come from if it
can’t eat?

Judging form the "Ecology" section of

the "Troll" entry in Monstrous Com¬
pendium, Volume One, it's pretty clear
that trolls do have to eat. Troll regenera¬
tion can replace body mass destroyed in
combat, but it can't maintain the troll's
system if it is deprived of food, water, or
air. As you point out, they can go at least a
week without food or water while regen¬
erating. The DM has to decide how long it
takes a troll to starve if completely
deprived of food. I'd suggest anywhere
from one to six months. In any case, troll
regeneration does not need food or a
source of matter, it simply replaces lost
mass. This could come from thin air,
reserves within the troll, another plane, or
anywhere else the DM decides—we're
talking about a fantasy creature here.

Suppose a player aims a wand of

wonder at a target less than 20’ away.

At that range, the player would auto¬

matically be within the area of effect if
the wand produces a fireball. Can the
user, in the instant the effect is pro¬
duced, sense what the effect is and re¬
target safely? I would think so, since
wands of wonder produce enough
trouble without frying the user with
every fireball.
Characters have to take their lumps
when they fool around with wands of won¬
der. This item is intended to keep players
guessing—one literally "wonders" what
will happen every time the wand is used.
Characters who don't want to be broiled
in their own fireballs should leave wands
of wonder alone or a least point them at
targets more than 20' away. Note that fire¬
balls reshape themselves so as to fill the
entire volume when cast in confined
spaces, so wand of wonder users have to
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Hair-raising games for the animal in you

It took me a wMe to warm up to these

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player characters? You sprout hair, you
growl, you claw up the scenery. What's
the big deal? My AD&D® game wizard
could accomplish the same thing with a
few illusions and a good dagger. For this
we need a whole book?

But, in retrospect, I realize that I

resisted werewolf PCs because I was
thinking of them solely in terms of their
physical characteristics. That's just half
the picture. Werewolves undergo interior
transformations, not just exterior ones.
And it's the interior changes that make
them interesting.

The challenge of playing a werewolf has

little to do with clawing and snarling, and
everything to do with juggling personali¬
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of not one but two (and sometimes more)
radically different characters. She must
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her responses to other characters accord¬
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human may be a meal for the wolf.

Playing a convincing werewolf requires

a willingness to dig deeply into the char¬
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White Wolf calls this approach "Gothic

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Characters: WEREWOLF envisions

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dently, enabling White Wolf to publish
supplements to fill in the blanks.

WEREWOLF casts its lycanthropic pro¬

tagonists as outsiders, neither fully
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instincts run rampant. And while the
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Character creation begins with each

player choosing his PC's breed, auspice,
and tribe. Breeds include Lupus (charac¬
ters raised by wolves). Metis (raised by
Garou), and Homid (raised by humans).
The PC's auspice relates to the phase of
the moon under which he was born; the
Regabash auspice, for instance, encom¬
passes Garou bom under a new moon,
while the Philodox auspice covers those of
the half moon. There are 14 different
tribes, ranging from the benign Stargaz¬
ers, a faction of scholarly truth-seekers, to
the radical Red Talons, zealots dedicated
to extinguishing the human race.

Aside from a few minor restrictions—

characters of the same pack usually
belong to the same tribe; the referee may
exclude certain breeds. Players can
choose whichever breeds, auspices, and
tribes they like. But these choices should
be made with care, as they have profound
effects on other aspects of the character.
The choice of breed, for example, limits
the PC's abilities, while the auspice helps

establish his special powers. The tribe

awards a varying number of Background
Points that can be spent on allies, con¬
tacts, and resources. New players will
want to study these options at length, and
rightly so. But unless the referee enforces
a time limit, selecting breeds, auspices,
and tribes can take a good half-hour. Add
another half-hour if the referee exercises
the Prelude option, where players are led
through a series of questions to help them
flesh out their characters' backgrounds.

Moving on, players determine their PCs'

core statistics by assigning ranks to Physi¬
cal, Mental, and Social attribute cate¬
gories. If a player wants his PC to be
exceptionally bright, of average strength,
and antisocial, he makes Mental the Pri¬
mary Attribute, Strength the Secondary,
and Social the Tertiary. Each category
comprises three Traits; Mental, for
instance, includes Perception, Intelli¬
gence, and Wits. Traits are rated by lines
of dots; the more dots, the better Ere Trait.
The Primary Attribute Traits receive the
most dots, the Tertiary Traits get the
fewest. I'm not convinced that players
should have so much control in ranking
their Attributes—I think a high IQ is more
an accident of birth than a personal
choice—but it's clever system all the
same. And I like the dots, a welcome
change from the usual numerical ratings.

The player also assigns Primary, Sec¬

ondary, and Tertiary ranks to three cate¬
gories of Abilities. These include Talents
(intuitive Abilities), Skills (practical Abili¬
ties), and Knowledges (learned Abilities).
The player spends a fixed number of dots
on Abilities in each category, with Primary
Abilities receiving the most. There are
options per category, among them Athlet¬
ics Talent, Firearms Skill, and Computer
Knowledge: High Ability ratings allow the
player to select a specialty; a PC with a lot
of Computer Knowledge dots may special¬
ize in Hacking or Virus Programs. A spe¬
cialty gives the PC a second chance at
success when attempting an action relat¬
ing to his area of expertise.

The designers go to great lengths to

provide players with a broad range of
choices to help customize their charac¬
ters. I wish they'd have taken as much
care to define those choices, as many of
the descriptions are annoyingly vague,
some of them downright sloppy. The Wits
Trait, for example, is defined as "your abil¬
ity to react quickly and correctly to new
situations . . . shrewdness, sagacity, and
capacity for understanding problems in
the most basic terms." So who's someone
with exceptional Wits? Inexplicably, the
text says, "Stand-Up Comic." I was thinking
more along the lines of Robin Hood than
David Letterman. In the Etiquette entry,
knowing "how to be liked" rates four dots;

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knowing "how to be admired" rates only
two. Isn't that backwards? Lars Ulrich
represents the top rank of the Perfor¬
mance Skill, but that's only meaningful if
you recognize the name (he's Metallica's
drummer). I don't share the designers'
assumption that all readers know Ulrich
any better than, say, Chad Wackerman
(Frank Zappa's old drummer, and a good
two dots better than Lars).

A PC also receives 500 Renown points

(to divide among Glory, Honor, and Wis¬
dom Traits), a variable number of Back¬
ground Trait points (for allies, contacts,
and kinfolk) and a set of Gifts, determined
by his breed, auspice, and tribe. Gifts are
WEREWOLF'S equivalent of magic spells,
a benefit of the PC's intimate relationship
with the spiritual world. Typical Gifts
include Eye of the Cat, which lets the user
see in the dark, and Kiss of Helios, which
grants immunity to fire. They're fun, and
there's a lot of them, but too many suffer
from inadequate explanations and fuzzy
rules. The Head Games Gift enables the
user to "steer the emotions" of a victim.

But what does that mean? Are there lim¬

its? How long does it last? The Assimila¬
tion Gift, which allows the PC to interact
with anyone from any culture, is only use¬
ful if the players and referee agree on
what an interaction entails. The designers
say, "Gifts are highly variable in effect, and
largely depend on tire whims of the spirits
who grant them." But that's a cop-out.
Effects this vague rely too much on guess¬
work and burden an already over-worked
referee.

Mechanics: The game mechanics are

refreshingly simple, reflecting the design¬
ers' intentions to accommodate story¬
tellers rather than rules lawyers. To
resolve most actions, players roll against
the applicable Attributes and Abilities; if a
character listens for a prowler, he rolls
against his Perception and Alertness, For
every dot in the relevant Attribute or Abil¬
ity, the player rolls one lo-sided die; if he
has a three-dot Perception and a three-dot
Alertness, he rolls six dice. The referee
determines the Difficulty Level of the
action; listening for a prowler might be
Challenging, which has a Difficulty Level
of 7. Every die-roll that equals or exceeds
the Difficulty Level results in a success.

The more successes, the better the result;

a single success might mean the PC barely
hears the burglar, while six successes
might mean he identifies him by the
sound of his footsteps. A similar system
resolves most Gift effects.

PCs shapeshift by rolling a number of

dice equal to their Stamina and Primal
Urge dots. Each success reduces the time
required to shapeshift by one second.
Forms include human, wolf, and an inter¬
mediate stage called the Glabro ("Near-
Man"), A Garou keeps his same statistics in
his human form, but boosts his Strength,
Stamina, and Dexterity as a wolf. The

Glabro also benefits from increased

Strength and Stamina, but suffers an
Appearance penalty.

As with any game using skill rolls,

WEREWOLF requires the referee to make
a lot of subjective judgments. But veterans
ought to get the hang of it without too
much trouble, particularly if they study
the examples in the text. One of my play¬
ers noticed that PCs seem to succeed a lot
more than they fail. He's got a point. How¬
ever, I don't think the success rate is out
of line, since WEREWOLF presumes that
exceptional skills are necessary to survive
in the game's hostile setting. Besides, the
referee can always beef up the Difficulty
Ratings if he thinks his PCs are getting off
too easy.

Remarkably, the basic combat rules

(called "Narrative Combat") fill less than a
single page. Players begin a combat round
by rolling dice to determine who strikes
first. In order, attacking characters make
skill rolls based on the type of assault; a
fist attack uses Dexterity and Brawl, a
shotgun might use Perception and
Firearms. The referee sets a Difficulty
Level just as he would for any other
action. The target may attempt to dodge,
making a roll based on his Dexterity and
Dodge scores. Each successful dodge is
subtracted from the attacker's number of
successes. The remaining number of suc¬
cesses is added to the weapon's damage
factor; the sum is subtracted from the tar¬
get's health level. Characters automati¬
cally heal one health level per turn from
normal damage. Aggravated wounds,
caused by special attacks such as silver
weapons or vampire claws, resist auto¬
matic healing. If a werewolf suffers an
aggravated wound when he's down to one
health level, he dies.

That's pretty much it. An Advanced

Combat chapter services players demand¬
ing more detail, but I never used it. The
basic system treats combat as just another
role-playing opportunity, and—with an
imaginative referee and cooperative play¬
ers—it resolves violent encounters as sat-
isfyingly as a book full of tables. Blood
junkies who demand to know the diame¬
ter of every entry wound won't like this.
But for those who've had their fill of initia¬
tive modifiers and range factors, WERE¬
WOLF combat provides a refreshing
alternative. My only gripe: Why do all PCs
have the same number of health levels?
Are all werewolves equally fit?

Campaigning: The designers delve into

the culture of werewolves with the fervor
of anthropologists. The Garou were once
a proud race with the run of the world,
but the present day finds them confused
and insecure. Human cities have
expanded into territory the Garou origi¬
nally had to themselves. Sacred sites have
fallen, casualties of human greed. The
influence of the Wyrm continues to grow.
Garou packs must compete for limited

resources while struggling to maintain

their dignity in an increasingly oppressive
environment. Rather than succumb to
despair, the Garou cling to virtuous ideals,
formalized in a code of ethics called The
Litany. Among its tenants: "Accept an hon¬
orable surrender," "Respect the territory
of another," and "The leader shall not be
challenged in time of war." Maybe I'm
reading too much into this, but I found
parallels between the plight of the Garou
and that of Native Americans, as both rep¬
resent spiritual cultures ground down by
the onslaught of capitalism. Intentional or
not, the real-life subtext makes WERE¬
WOLF unusually resonant.

Seeking refuge from humans, the Garou

have fanned across the world. The text
notes settlements in the jungles of South
America, where Garou align with were-
snakes and were-alligators to stave off the
destruction of the rain forest, and in the
Antarctic wilderness, the rumored home
of a lost Silver Fang tribe. A radical pack
known as the Green Knights engages in
guerilla warfare against corporate pol¬
luters throughout Europe and Asia. A
mystical group called the Wagnerians
seeks solace in the spirit world, attempt¬
ing risky excursions into alternate planes
of existence.

The rich background provides limitless

campaign opportunities. Though the book
has no formal scenarios, there's an abun¬
dance of staging tips, ranging from sug¬
gestions for structuring stories to advice
for maintaining an ominous atmosphere.
To set the scene, the referee might
describe "how the cities border on a
sullen, shadowy realm of gnarled pines,
brooding hills, and dark, muttering
brooks." Players are reminded that while
the Garou are not inherently cynical, "the
young scorn the old and the old revile the
young as a lost generation." A section on
advanced storytelling techniques tells the
referee how to use dream sequences and
flashbacks. An 11-page description of a
Garou-ridden Central Park, complete with
map and sample characters, provides an
enticing springboard for an introductory
campaign.

Evaluation: Most of WEREWOLF'S

problems arise from shaky editing and
slack development. We're often told to
"see pg. XX," but somebody forgot to
replace the XXs with numbers. On page
84, we're referred to the following page
for an example of a completed character
sheet, but it's not there. Much of the book
is haphazardly organized; the section on
storytelling precedes the chapter on char¬
acter creation, breed types are introduced
in Chapter Two but not detailed until
Chapter Six, and I had to search three
chapters to round up all the pertinent
material about Renown. Skills lack ade¬
quate descriptions; specialties are barely
described at all. And the writing could be
toned down a notch, as it sometimes bor-

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ders on the embarrassingly lurid. "Quiet!

Hear the wind? Does it laugh at you, lis¬
tening to its secrets? . . . Look at my eyes—
can you see their laughing faces?" That's
enough to make a romance novelist
flinch.

But these are minor objections, easily

corrected by a thorough revision and a
merciless editor. WEREWOLF boasts
memorable characters, an enticing back¬
ground, and innovative game systems.
With its emphasis on storytelling over
mechanics, WEREWOLF gets closer to the
heart of what role-playing's supposedly all
about than any new game I've seen in a
long time. This edition, which may have
escaped from the publisher prematurely,
hints at a breakthrough design. With a
second edition, we may get a masterpiece.

Night Howlers
Supplement for the DUNGEONS &
DRAGONS® game: One 32-page Were¬
wolves' Manual, one 64-page DM's Guide,
one 32"X21" color map sheet
TSR, Inc. $11

Design: Ann Dupuis

Editing: Jonatha Ariadne Caspian
Illustrations: James Crabtree
Cover: Fred Fields

After the cast-of-thousands, Dolby-

enhanced, wide-screen production of
WEREWOLF, Night Howlers seems like a
home movie. But it achieves its modest
goals quite successfully, providing slick,
straightforward guidelines for incorporat¬
ing lycanthropic PCs into DUNGEONS &
DRAGONS campaigns. A copy of the D&D
game Rules Cyclopedia is required, as is a
high tolerance for the system's eccentrici¬
ties. D&D lycanthropes, you may recall,
can't be harmed by ordinary weapons,
and include such oddball variants as
weresharks and devil swine.

Characters: The D&D game presents

lycanthropes as disease victims rather
than members of a unique race. In theory,
any human PC qualifies as a potential
werecreature, regardless of whether he's
a wizard or warrior. Players opting for
lycanthropic PCs must keep two sets of
statistics, one for the human form,
another for the beast. It sounds like a
chore, but the Werecreature Character
Record Sheet, a single-page form that
comes with the package, makes it snap.

The Werewolves' Manual provides

detailed descriptions of the D&D game's
ten standard were-types, outlining their
restrictions and special abilities. The
weretiger, for instance, can speak with
great cats and can magically roar to para¬
lyze its enemies with fear. Wererats are
protected from normal weapons when in
human form. Wereseals have access to the
clerical truesight spell. Most special abili¬
ties are received as level advancement
bonuses; weretigers can't roar until 7th

level, wereseals don't acquire truesight

until the 10th. It's a nice touch that
encourages players to stick with their
lycanthropic PCs though a campaign.
The D&D rules require lycanthropy vic¬
tims to assume the alignment of their
beast-form, which as often as not is
Chaotic, the most difficult alignment to
play effectively. Night Howlers, however,
allows a PC lycanthrope to make a saving
throw vs. spells when transforming. A suc¬
cessful throw enables a bestial PC to
retain the alignment of his human form.
It's a good rule, strongly recommended;

I'd go so far as to boost the throw by +1

or +2 to maximize the chances of
success.

Role-playing tips address only the most

obvious aspects of a werecreature's split
personality. The insights don't get much
more profound than "some of these indi¬
vidual traits stem from the character's
human personality, others from his lycan¬
thropic nature." Telling us that "a lycan¬
thrope should be role-played as two very
different characters" is sound advice, but
how do you pull it off? Designer Ann
Dupuis seems more interested in physiol¬
ogy than psychology, making the book less
useful than it could've been.

Mechanics: Aside from a few minor

nips and tucks, new rules are kept to a
minimum. Normally, an infected PC auto¬
matically transforms during the full
moon. But Night Howlers enables him to
resist the change with a successful saving
throw vs. spells. Conversely, he may trans¬
form voluntarily by making a Constitution
check, modified by the phase of the moon
(+2 the week of the full moon, -2 when
the moon isn't out). At 9th level, a lycan¬
thrope can change into an intermediate
"beast-man," combining the special abili¬
ties of both his animal and human forms.
The combat section clarifies the effects of
damage—an injury suffered by the active
form can affect the inactive form as well—
and suggests Strength reductions and
other penalties for lycanthropes who
don't get enough rest. "Lycanthropic Pro¬
cedures" tackles some of the more puz¬
zling aspects of shapeshifting. Can a
lycanthrope transform while wearing
armor? (Yes, but it can be painful.) Can a
lycanthrope ride a horse? (Not without a.
few lucky die-rolls.)

Campaigning: As in WEREWOLF, the

strongest material in Night Howlers deals
with staging adventures. The DM's Guide
covers the basics of converting existing
characters to werecreatures, setting the
tone of the game, and adapting published
scenarios. A handy table compares the
relative levels of human and werecreature
characters, useful for designing balanced
encounters (a 4th-level werefox is roughly
equivalent in power to a 5th-level wererat
and a lOth-level human). The "Valley of
Wolves" chapter presents an intriguing
setting that ties neatly into the Principali¬

ties of Glantri D&D Gazetteer. Best of all

are the scenario outlines, designed to take
optimum advantage of lycanthropic char¬
acters. "A-Hunting We Will Go" cleverly
illustrates the problems facing werecrea¬
tures on hunting expeditions, while "The
White Wolf of Morlay" challenges the PCs
to rescue a white wolf from Dame
Genevieve, a magic researcher who uses
lycanthropes for lab rats.

Evaluation: Night Howlers lacks the

atmosphere and spectacle of the WERE¬
WOLF game, but it delivers the goods to
D&D game players who want to shake up
their campaigns. Unlike WEREWOLF,

Night Howlers accommodates a wide

range of playing styles, from high fantasy
to low comedy (humor is about as wel¬
come in WEREWOLF as a whoopee cush¬
ion at a funeral). The clear, direct writing
and clutter-free presentation enables DMs
to incorporate lycanthropic characters
with a minimum of fuss. I suggest going
easy at first—the powerful shapeshifting
PCs tend to give their uninfected compan¬
ions inferiority complexes—but used judi¬
ciously, Night Howlers can produce some
of the wildest D&D sessions you've ever
experienced.

Short and sweet

How much for the death cheese?

Acquiring obscene amounts of equipment

ranks right up there with pounding mon¬
sters and saving the universe as one of
role-playing's greatest joys. But since RPG
rulebooks tend to skimp on equipment
descriptions, it's not always easy for refer¬
ees to generate a steady supply of gaudy
treasures and exotic gadgets. A good
equipment guide can be a frazzled ref¬
eree's best friend. It can also double as a
mouth-watering wish book for avaricious
players. Not all guides, however, are cre¬
ated equal. Here's a rundown.

For AD&D game players baffled by the

differences between chain mail and brig-
andine armor, and who don't know a
bardiche from a barbell, the Arms and
Equipment Guide (TSR, Inc., $15) has the
answers. Grant Boucher, Troy Chris¬
tensen, Jon Pickens, John Terra, and Scott
Davis probe the mysteries of the Player's
Handbook equipment lists in lavish detail.
Practical applications complement the
colorful descriptions, making this particu¬
larly useful for players who want to know
exactly how weaponblack or stirrups
affect the game (weaponblack boosts a
thief's chance to hide in shadows by 5%,
mounted fighters without stirrups must
save vs. paralyzation to avoid falling when
struck in combat). Too many unlabeled
illustrations—neither the flails on page 69
nor the maces on page 77 are individually
identified—and the absence of an index
mar this otherwise first-rate reference.

Where the Arms and Equipment Guide

concentrates on the AD&D game's reality-

86 APRIL 1993

THE TINE OF DARKNESS

is Over...

based wares, Aurora's Whole Realms Cata¬

logue (TSR, Inc., $7.95) focuses on the
whimsical stuff. Aurora, the fictional pro¬
prietress of a medieval Wal-Mart, offers an
eclectic inventory that includes bard's
instruments, (lyres, birdpipes, fanfare
horns), household items (dinner bells,
snuff boxes, water clocks), and 14 types of
cheese (Arabellan cheddar, Turmish
brick, and death cheese, which costs a
hefty 5 gp). Anne Brown and J. Robert
King modeled the book after an actual
tum-of-the-century mail-order catalog,
meaning that a dose of none-too-subtle
salesmanship accompanies each product
description. Death cheese, for instance, is
"a rich, delicate addition to the dining
table, exotic both in its taste and the
method by which it is acquired" (it's made
from catoblepas milk). Better suited for
browsers than hardcore gamers, Aurora's
Whole Realms Catalogue is among the
least essential of the equipment guides,
but it's one of the most entertaining.

Back in the "real" world, the Com¬

pendium of Modern Firearms (R. Talsorian
Games, $20) takes a comprehensive look
at 20th-century weaponry. Kevin Dockery,
a former armorer for the President's
guard in Washington D.C. and creator of
the MORROW PROJECT* game, examines
dozens of contemporary pistols, rifles,
and machine guns with expert precision.
Each entry features authoritative descrip¬
tions of the weapon's physical appear¬
ance, its intended use, and a lengthy list of
statistics. Probability charts give accuracy
ratings at various ranges, while damage
tables show the results of targeting living
creatures (referees who allow PCs to walk
away from machine-gun fire would do
well to study this book.) The appendix fea¬
tures a thorough index, metric-to-English
conversion formulas, and suggestions for
converting weapon statistics to the AD&D
game, Chaosium's CALL OF CTHULHU*
game, and other popular RPGs. The stag¬
gering amount of research makes this the
definitive resource on modem weapons
for serious players.

Also recommended for serious players,

and a nice companion volume to the Com¬
pendium of Modem Firearms, is GURPS
Fligli Tech (Steve Jackson Games, $17).
Crisply written by Michael Hurst, High
Tech traces the history of arms from the
late Middle Ages to the end of the 20th
century, with an emphasis on gunpowder
weapons and high explosives. Though
intended as a combat supplement for the
GURPS* game, most of the material is suf¬
ficiently generic to accommodate players
of other systems. Packed with lucid
descriptions, sharp illustrations, and fas¬
cinating trivia (early military engineers not
only designed weapons, they also distilled
brandy and taught chess). High Tech is a
dazzler.

Guns, Guns, Guns (Blacksburg Tactical

Research Center, $13) bridges the gap
between fact and fancy, covering weapons
from assault rifles and grenade launchers
to laser blasters and particle beams. How¬
ever, instead of a straight, encyclopedic
listing of various weapon types, Greg
Porter gives step-by-step instructions for
designing weapons from scratch (RPG
weapons, that is, not the genuine articles).
For example, he shows how to create a
pistol by computing damage values, pro¬
jectile velocities, range limits, and barrel
lengths, all with maximum realism in
mind. To translate the results into game
terms. Porter provides conversion notes
for the GURPS* game. West End Games'
TORG* game, and a half-dozen other
RPGs. It's fascinating but demanding, as
the approach has more in common with
physics texts than game books. Want to
calculate the energy of a projectile in
Joules? Here's the formula: Projectile
mass in grams x (velocity in meters/sec¬
ond x 3.28) squared, divided by 21,630.

That can be scary if you're still using your

fingers to keep track of hit points. But for
the mathematically inclined, Guns, Guns,
Guns is worth investigating.

Weapons are also the primary focus of

the Tom Dowd's Street Samurai Catalog
(FASA Corporation, $12), a collection of
futuristic gadgets for the SHADOWRUN*
game. Cyberguns and shock gloves are
among die better listings, but too many
mundane items (such as precision arrows
and—yawn-survival knives) result in a
less-than-memorable volume. Worse,
each entry fills an entire page, much of it
empty space, which hardly makes this a
bargain.

Cyberpunkers are advised instead to

stick with Karl Wu's Shadowtech (FASA
Corporation, $15), a more imaginative
SHADOWRUN equipment guide that for¬
goes traditional hardware in favor of
synaptic accelerators, tracheal filters, and
other biotechnic contraptions.

Kanawa Land Vehicles, (West End

Games, $13) uses the same one-entry-per-
page format as the Street Samurai Catalog
with equally disappointing results. A vehi¬
cle guide for the TORG* game, Kawana
doesn't manage anything more interesting
than an armored carriage or a Chevrolet
Sportvan. The dry text doesn't help, nor
do the Evaluator's Comments, which offer
stillborn observations along the lines of:

"It must be said that the Lennox is a very

fine automobile. I have driven automo¬
biles that use steering wheels, and I have
become familiar with this system of steer¬
ing." A curiously flat effort from the usu¬
ally dependable Nigel Findley.

Despite its lifeless illustrations, Phillip

McGregor's Rigger Black Book (FASA Cor¬
poration, $15), another SHADOWRUN sup¬
plement, makes a better vehicle
showroom than Kawana, thanks to a fan¬
ciful selection that includes rotodrones
and Luftschiffbau zeppelins. With its help¬

ful customizing tips and revised combat

rules, Rigger belongs in the glove com¬
partment of every SHADOWRUN motorist.

Drivers planning trips into the Twilight

Zone might want to take along a copy of
Uncle Albert's Catalog From Hell (Steve
Jackson Games, $20). Compiled by Craig
Sheeley, this is an exhaustive collection of
bizarre accessories for SJG's CAR WARS*
game taken from the Car Wars Com¬
pendium and back issues of Autoduel
Quarterly. Because the descriptions con¬
tain a lot of rule references, the devices
don't readily adapt to other game systems.
CAR WAR-riors, however, should find this
loony catalog indispensable. Where else
can you pick up an Existential Blue
Crayon Gun?

Rick Swan has had his hand in more than

40 role-playing products as designer or
editor, and has written game reviews for
the better part of a decade. You can reach
him at 2620 30th Street, Des Moines IA
50310. Q

* indicates a product produced by a company other

than TSR, Inc. Most product names are trademarks
owned by the companies publishing those products.
The use of the name of any product without mention
of its trademark status should not be construed as a
challenge to such status.

What are the latest releases in minia¬

ture figures and scenery? What rules
are best for tabletop war games? Turn
to “Through the Looking Glass” in this

88 APRIL 1993

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The Ecology

(Love-life)

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A story told after the kids were sent upstairs

by Spike Y. Jones

Artwork by Susan Van Camp

"Brendan," the innkeeper began, "you've

sent my children to bed with their faerie
story. Now earn your keep. Tell us a tale."

"And make it a good one," a patron said,

"with lots of adventure."

"Yeah, fightin'!" specified a more inebri¬

ated patron.

"And women," suggested a quiet young

"Big, lusty women!" clarified the less-

restrained drunk.

"Wantons and weaponry, the measures

of good entertainment as far as the out¬
spoken Kennan is concerned," sighed
Brendan. "Yes, I must know at least one
such tale. So, if Iain fulfills his obligations
as innkeeper" —he glanced at his empty
beer mug— "I shall fulfil mine as house-
bard.
"I'm sure that those of you beyond your
first beards have heard of the pyro-
mancer, Taircon Firesoul, who alternately
seduced the women and looted the vil¬
lages of Delitan for many a year some half
a century past. But, while you have heard
of the man, I was an intimate of his for a
time, and I was one of the few men privi¬
leged enough to see him die."

Brendan Farwanderer took a deep

draught from his refilled mug, then
leaned back to pull out a pipe, carefully fill
it, and light it from the candle on his table.
He looked up and noticed the circle of
anxiously waiting men, and seemed only
then to recall that he had been telling a
story.

"Actually," he continued, "I overstate the

case. Last I was to see him, but as for the
'man', I was only a lad the age of our
host's son Aidan. After being wrongly
accused of a number of improprieties" —
here he paused for the chuckles of his
audience— "exorbitant fines were set.
When I could not pay, I was declared the
bondsman of the first who would pay my
fines. This happened to be Firesoul.

"I was an imaginative boy, and I wove

wondrous tales to amuse my fellow ser¬
vants. Taircon heard of this and
demanded that I tell my tales to him, to
amuse him and distract him from worldly
concerns. I did this gladly, thankful for an
appreciative audience."

"To get yourself out of doing real work

is more like it," muttered the innkeeper.

"To improve my storytelling from Tair-

con's point of view, I was made to accom¬
pany the pyromancer on a number of his
adventures/ in which he and his cut¬
throats burst upon sleeping hamlets,
emptying them of valuables faster than a

purse dropped in Cassard. After each ride,

I was required to retell the events for my
master's entertainment, attempting to
make the litany of atrocities more palat¬
able and less boring in its repetitiveness.

"This continued for some months until

Firesoul's band happened to set upon an
inn much like this one in a village some
days travel from the cities of the western
coast. As usual, their attack was hardly
opposed, but Firesoul was incensed to dis¬
cover that one of his men was killed and
another two were severely injured in cap¬
turing a young man who had attempted to
flee the scene.

"An examination of the youth's armor,

weapons, and decorations revealed to his
captors that he was a paladin serving one
of the major temples of far-off Mardukan,
and his other accoutrements and the
quality of his steed suggested-that he was
a messenger of some sort. While religion
was not a subject of any importance to
Taircon Firesoul, he had had more than
one encounter with paladins set on cap¬
turing him before and had developed a
distaste for the whole breed. Moreover, he
was interested in discovering what impor¬
tant message had cost the life of one of his
henchmen. Firesoul inquired politely of
the young paladin the nature of his mis¬
sion, and when the boy refused to mouth
even a single word, the wizards temper
flared.

"At first the paladin resisted Firesoul's

attempts at interrogation, refusing to utter
a syllable while the pyromancer danced
finger-fires within inches of his captive's
eyes, then burned him lightly upon the
cheeks and hands. This torture grew
more intense until the young man was
clearly and gravely injured, but he still
refused to speak. Firesoul was frustrated
until he thought to use subterfuge to
break the paladin's resistance. After cast¬
ing fire charm spell, the wizard sug¬
gested to his captive that his spells not
only singed the flesh, but also subjected
the soul to the fires of damnation; if the
paladin were to die as a result of these
flames, his soul would similarly perish.

"Under this magical persuasion, the pal¬

adin finally broke his silence. He was a
courier, carrying a message from a small
temple in Varga to the north, describing
the story of a merchant from that place
who had recently attempted to navigate
the eastern deserts by a northerly course
through the Desolation of Ptarn, bypass¬
ing the taxation of the central Rama-Resh
oasis. This merchant had later been found

by some pilgrims on the outskirts of the

Desolation, ragged, near starvation, and
half-mad.

"Much of the merchant's story was

incomplete—for example, the fate of the
other members of his caravan. But the
central episode, concerning a desert
citadel festooned with gold, littered with
jewels, and graced by most intriguing
occupants—namely women of surpassing
beauty—was fully described.

"While it had obviously been the trea¬

sures of the citadel that had sparked the
temple's interest in the story, the refer¬
ences to the beautiful but isolated women
intrigued Firesoul. Abandoning the tor¬
tured and dying paladin to his fate, the
band made its way northward to the way-
city of Pa-Dedun, and thence to the wild.

"After seven uneventful days of travel

across the Desolation, we advanced over
one of an endless series of rolling hills
and saw in the distance a squat border-
fort, long in need of repair, with a small
group of what looked like wild goats graz¬
ing where they would on the surrounding
plain. This little outpost matched the fabu¬
lous citadel described in no respect but its
anticipated location, and Taircon Fire¬
soul's dour mood turned suddenly foul as
he made for it.

"The goat-creatures hardly took notice

of us as we advanced through their field,
but once we were in the approximate cen¬
ter of their foraging formation, their
nature changed. Of a sudden, they sprang
at our camels, with one camel and its
rider falling immediately under the
onslaught. 1

"In a similar change of demeanor, the

dust-coated riders of the surviving camels
burst into action, throwing aside desert
cloaks to reveal gleaming weapons and
armor. The goat-beasts had no more suc¬
cess in the end than the villagers these
same raiders had fought in the past. Little
could stand up to the savagery these thugs
had penned up during the crushing bore¬
dom of the journey. Without Firesoul hav¬
ing to cast a single spell, all the goatbeasts
soon lay dead or dying on the waste, with
no further loss to the reavers. The men
quickly stripped the valuables from their
fallen comrade and, leaving his body to
the wind, turned back to the fort."
"That's it? That's all the fighting? What
kinda story is it when the . . ." began the
drunken Kennan, before someone put
another mug in his hand to occupy his
mouth.

"Somehow," continued Brendan unper-

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turbed, "the caer looked different now

than it had before. The gates hung straight
on their hinges, the walls appeared taller
and firmer than they had from a distance,
and the whole seemed to have exchanged
its image of disuse for that of a strong,
competently cared-for citadel—the very
thing we had sought from the first.

"While this seemed to me very strange,

Taircon Firesoul appeared to take it easily
in stride as he hailed the fortress and was
answered by the opening of the gates.
Fearlessly, he led the band into the
grounds, dismounted, and strode imperi¬
ously towards the solid-looking keep, leav¬
ing his camel to wander the courtyard.

"Once through the keep's door, the a

powerful fortress gave way to private
apartments. We followed a corridor deco¬
rated with flamboyant frescoes, passing by
numerous side chambers furnished with
soft beds and couches strewn with cush¬
ions and partially curtained with hanging
sheets of cloth-of-gold. Shortly, we arrived
at the heart of the keep.

"The audience hall was of such dimen¬

sions that it seemed larger than the out¬
side walls could have held. Moreover, it
was decorated more sumptuously than
the alcoves had been. Every inch of the
walls was covered with gold and silver-
woven tapestries, with gem-laden orna¬
ments hanging from the rafters like
bundles of drying herbs. Jewels lay scat¬
tered like so much sawdust on the car¬
peted floors. As with the other rooms,
there were couches and cushions scat¬
tered about the hall; all was, soft, padded,
comfortable, and inviting."

"The women, bard, tell us about the

women!"
"Ah, thank you, Kennan, for reminding
me of the crux of this tale. At my age I
sometimes digress from my topic, then
have difficulty finding my way back with¬
out assistance.

"As I was saying, all was soft, padded,

comfortable, and inviting, and that
included the occupants of the hall.

Arrayed about the room were almost a

dozen young women. At that age, I was
only beginning to gain an appreciation of
the fair sex, but even I recognized that
these women could have commanded the
attention of princes, let alone any other
man they desired. 2

"One of the maids was so beautiful as to

make the others seem like the lowest har¬
lots of Plinth. She lounged across a throne
at the hall's far end, looking regal and
alluring at the same time. When the pyro-
mancer strode towards her, his mage's
robes fluttering behind him, she took
notice and properly took her seat to meet
him. There followed the niceties of intro¬
duction, during which we all were invited
to a grand banquet, but it was obvious
throughout that the mistress of the citadel
had her eyes set upon the pyromancer. 3

"Crusted with the grime of our week-

long journey, our party took gladly to the

bathing chamber. When all were
refreshed, we found our trail clothing
now as fresh as ourselves. We returned to
the audience hall and found platters of
exotic meats and fruits and fluted bottles
of strange liquors placed about the floor.
The women reclined next to the refresh¬
ments, while their mistress sat at a table
set with two chairs.

"Our party needed no urging, and all set

upon the food, drink, and women with
equal energy—excepting Firesoul, who
strode to the chair opposite the mistress's
to engage her in conversation. I was
ignored by all, including the guard
charged with keeping me from escaping,
although there was nowhere I was likely
to wander on my own in the middle of
that waste. I walked about, admiring
everything and partaking of the viands as I
wished.
"As the supper continued, some of the
men drifted out of the hall, accompanied
by the young ladies. I eventually ate,
drank, and admired my fill, but when I
looked for one of the ladies to talk to, I
found myself alone but for the pyro¬
mancer and our hostess. I wandered up
to their table and broke into their
conversation.

"Before I could complete even half a

sentence, Firesoul casually slapped me
across the face and, without even looking
my way, ordered me out of the hall. Tears
streaming down my face, I ran out into
the courtyard and cried myself dry.

"That done, I sulked as a hurt child will,

rehearsing complaints about how unfair
my life was and concocting various
schemes for revenge. I know not how long
I sat there, but as I did, a strange transfor¬
mation came gradually over the caer, and
I quickly forgot my own small troubles.

"Slowly at first, but then more rapidly,

pieces of the walls and buildings began to
disappear from sight. I do not mean that
the parapets crumbled to the ground, or
that something blocked the outbuildings
from my view. One moment the parapets
were full and strong, and the next they
were gone, the wall itself a tumbled pile
of ruins. Again, a few moments later, one
of the outbuildings vanished, to be
replaced by the remnants of its comer-
posts and a few wooden slats, enabling me
to see where some of our camels had
wandered.

"Of more dire concern, if that could be

possible, I saw through a newly vanished
wall a great cloud of dust in the distance.
While it might have been sign of a storm
or other natural phenomenon, seeing it
combined with the magical deterioration
of the caer caused me to fear for the
worst, and I ran back into the trans¬
formed keep to warn someone of the
army I felt sure was approaching. I first
attempted to alert my assigned guardian,
but as I looked into the sumptuous cham¬

ber the man had entered some hours

before, I saw only a shabby cell. As for the
raider, he and one of the . . . young
women were there, in some disarray.
Shocked anew by what I saw there, I ran
to the next chamber along the hall."

"A bit new you were to the ways of men

and women, eh bard?" Kennan quipped.

Brendan paused for a moment, as if try¬

ing to craft a proper reply to Kennan's
comment, but then continued. "Seeing a
variation on the same thing in the next
chamber, I was sure this scene was
repeated in the other niches. I abandoned
hope of alerting the men, and I stumbled
to the audience hall where last I had seen
my master.

"When finally I arrived, I was relieved to

see that this chamber at least had not lost
its opulent appearance, and Firesoul had
not succumbed to the temptations that
had claimed all of the others. He was sit¬
ting at a table while the citadel's queen
stroked his forehead and shoulders,
attempting to force him to relax.

"Rushing in, I attempted to warn Fire¬

soul of the strange occurrences piling one
upon the other. Before I could get more
than half of my words out of my mouth,
my speech was befuddled by some spell
cast by the caer's mistress.

" 'Taircon, darling,' she cooed in his ear,

attempting to turn his attention away from
me, 'why do we not go to the couch? It is
late, and all of your companions are
already abed.'

" 'Later,' the mage gasped. He seemed

half asleep and struggling for both air and
full consciousness. 'The boy said some¬
thing about attackers approaching the
fortress. While he isn't above lying to
interrupt my pleasures, I think he's telling
the truth this once. If the outpost is being
attacked, we'll have to quickly set up some
ambushes, and then—'

" 'That can wait/ she said, nuzzling the

back of his neck. 'I have been patient and
more than patient. Kiss me again.'

" 'Later, I say,' he barked, suddenly

shrugging away from her.

" 'Now, I say,' she almost screamed.

Showing a passion I have never seen
matched, she clasped him to her and
began to hungrily kiss."
"At first, the pyromancer struggled in
her supernatural embrace, but after a
time a change came over both of them. He
relaxed and finally seemed to be enjoying
her attentions. Silently I watched,
engrossed and repelled by what I saw, and
I knew then that Taircon was doomed.

"I stated earlier that the bandits and

women were in some disarray when I
came upon them, the women suffering
the most in this regard. When unclothed,
the upper half of the woman my guardian
had embraced was unchanged from that
of a beautiful woman, but below her waist
she resembled a lioness; the whole was
not unlike a grotesque centaur. In the sec-

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ond room had been a woman with a

goat's'body parts, and I had no stomach to
discover the horrors of the other side-
rooms. 7 Before me, however, I watched a
greater horror unfold.

"Once the woman had Firesoul securely

in her embrace, the illusion that had been
dissolving elsewhere about the fortress
disappeared from there as well. The ele¬
gant fixtures of the room vanished in an
instant, as did sections of the hall's roof
and walls. As the room changed to join
the rest of the fort in appearance, so too
did its mistress become as bestial as her
sisters. While her upper half retained
most of the beauty of her previous form,
this was now joined to the body of an
immense and horrible serpent whose tail
lashed like a living whip.

"Oblivious to this change and to the

urgency of the situation all around them,
Firesoul and she continued their activities
for a time. When that was finally done, she
spoke again.

" 'We've disposed of the essentials,' she

said, loosely uncurling her serpent's body
around his waist and pulling her long,
pointed nails from his throat. 'Now, slave,
defend me.'

"She must then have released him from

a part of the spell she'd held him under,
for I heard him gasp in horror. His eyes
cast desperately round the room, looking
for salvation, and he squirmed in her light
embrace. He saw me then, and for a
moment his eyes beseeched me, calling
for me to do something that he could not.
But then she caressed him casually on the
cheek, and a crazed smile spread across
his face and his struggles ceased. 8

"Firesoul leaped up and rushed from

the room, followed by his mistress-mon¬
ster, who had resumed her human form.
Drawn as much by despair as by fascina¬
tion, I too followed the rushing pyro-
mancer. From room to crumbled room
throughout the ruin he ran, commanding
his men to arms, an order that each fol¬
lowed only after the monster's queen
commanded her subjects to release their
prey for the moment.

"Soon Firesoul had his entire command

assembled in the debris-strewn courtyard
to see the approach of a company of men
sitting upright on their horses in gleaming
armor. At another time, I would have
laughed at how inappropriate horses and
heavy armor were in the desert, but this
was not that time. The knights carried a
number of banners proclaiming to all that
they served the same god as that paladin
the reavers had tortured and abandoned
weeks before, and they were but moments

"Being supremely confident of his

men's abilities, as much from his own ego
as from the compulsion to defend his
'lady,' Firesoul ordered those men who
could find their camels to charge head¬
long against the holy attackers, while

those who were stranded, including the

pyromancer, would lend their support
from what few of the battlements still
stood. The monster-women seemed con¬
tent to merely watch their 'lovers' fight,
while I thought it best to seek a sheltered
comer where I could watch and yet
remain protected from the brunt of what
was to come."

"This should be a laugh," chortled Ken-

nan, "ev'ryone knows that paladins fight
fair. That's why Firesoul lasted so long
before."

"The battle was a spectacular thing to

behold," Farwanderer continued, his eyes
bright, 'with Firesoul's cavalry harassing
the paladins from all sides as those other
raiders rained arrows on the knights from
above. When the pyromancer began to
lend his own arm to the struggle, throw¬
ing spears of flame and clouds of burning
gnats at the armored attackers, I thought
at first that the raiders had won again. But
to my surprise, for all their energy the
thugs seemed to have lost all the skill at
slaughter they had exhibited earlier in the
day against die goat-beasts. 9

"Within minutes the paladins had

fought their way into the courtyard and
were engaging the last of the human
defenders on foot. When finally Taircon
Firesoul was the sole reaver left in the
fight, engaging the leader of the paladins
in melee with a sword of solid fire, the
ladies of the fortress stepped forward to
end the battle.

"While I could see the monsters for

what they were, apparently they had
resumed their guises as human maidens
to the eyes of those others, for the pal¬
adins neither bolted nor attacked at the
sight of them. After their queen ordered
Firesoul to put up his arms, they all came
forward and attempted to beguile the pal¬
adins in much the same way as they had
the raiders in their turn. For a moment all
seemed to go as before. I was about to cry
out in despair when a look of instant
revulsion appeared on the face of one of
the gallants, and he slashed at the crea¬
ture nearest him with his sword. 10 Within
seconds, all of the holy fighters had freed
themselves from the grip of illusion. In
less time than they had spent on Fire-
soul's men, the paladins slew the beast-
women, cutting off their heads to ensure
that these apparent demons would not
return form the grave.

"The last of the group to be defeated

was their queen, for once it was obvious
that her plot had failed, she commanded
Firesoul to defend her anew. Again he
fought in the lacklustre manner of the
possessed, but this time there was no
armistice to save him, and he fell but
moments before the leader of the mon¬
sters was slain. But even in death her
bond was strong, for the last action of the
seducer of the most beautiful women of
Delitan was to crawl the few feet it took to
expire in the same bloody pool as his
'lady-love'."

Silence fell across the room. Brendan

Farwanderer looked around to see most
of his audience confused, not knowing
how to react to the strange tale. Taking
pity on them, he added a postscript.
"Finally, I stepped from my shadowed van¬
tage and strode toward the commander of
the paladin's company. It took some quick
thinking and smooth words on my part to
convince them that I was not another
trick of the ruins heaped around us; but
once I'd accomplished this they gladly
welcomed me to their troop, giving me a
horse and such equipment as I desired
from among that lying about. I rode away
with them to start my new career—as a
paladin-in-training."

Again, the audience was stunned, but

only for a moment. Once Kennan began to
roar with laughter at the thought of Bren¬
dan Farwanderer, paladin, the rest of the
taverners were not long to follow.

Footnotes

1. Lamias come in three varieties: lamia

nobles, common lamias, and sa'ir. Solely
because of the appearance of sa'ir and
common lamias, there is conjecture that
chimerae and wemics are also part of this
family.

While no one knows how lamia nobles

came to be (the curses of both demons
and gods have been cited in explanations
of the lamia's origins, but the truth could
be something different from either), they
are now produced only as the offspring of
matings between other lamia nobles and
humans. Common lamias are produced
either as a result of noble-noble pairings
or by human-common lamia matings.

The purely animal sa'ir are only produced

by the mating of common lamia pairs, as
they are unable to propagate their own
sub-race.

Lamias and sa'ir go into heat annually, a

week-long period when the urge to repro¬
duce outweighs almost all other desires
and at which time they are the most fer¬
tile. The intelligent lamia types prefer to
mate with humans in order to produce
offspring of their own sort, but if none are
available they will mate with their own
kind. If they encounter a human outside
of the summer mating season, the
human's presence may cause them to
come into heat out of season.

Common lamias are hermaphrodites;

any two of them can mate, with either of
the pair being impregnated in the
process. This also means that they can
mate with both male and female humans.
If a common lamia mates with a male
human, the lamia can be impregnated,
but if the lamia mates with a female
human, the unfortunate woman bears the
cubs. Noble lamias, having differentiated
sexes, mate only with humans of the

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opposite sex, and they kill humans of the

same sex without a second thought.

Lamias produce litters of 1-4 cubs eight

months after a successful mating. Most
cubs will not reach maturity (at age four
years) because of the deadly competition
among the young and the fickle emotions
and hair-trigger temper of its parents,
who are likely to claw a cub to death if it
so much as playfully bites the tip of a par¬
ent's tail. The lamia's mating urge is
strong but its maternal instinct is not, thus
the lamia population is never large.

Sa’ir

CLIMATE/TERRAIN: Arid plains and hills

FREQUENCY: Very rare (common near
lamias)

ORGANIZATION: Small groups

ACTIVITY CYCLE: Day
DIET: Omnivore
INTELLIGENCE: Animal
TREASURE TYPE: Nil
ALIGNMENT: Neutral

NO. APPEARING: 1-6

ARMOR CLASS: 5/6

MOVE:12

HIT DICE: 4+1

THAC0:16

NO. OF ATTACKS: 5

DAMAGE/ATTACK: 1-3/1-3/1-3/1-3/1-6 (two

claws, two horns, one bite)

SPECIAL ATTACKS: Surprises prey

SPECIAL DEFENSES: -2 to be surprised
MAGIC RESISTANCE: Nil
SIZE: M (4'-5' long)

MORALE: Steady (11-12)

XP VALUE: 420

Prowling deserts, ruins and other deso¬

late wastes, sa'ir are the offspring of com¬
mon lamias, almost always found in the
vicinity of their parents although they
have no ties of affection to their sires.

A sa'ir has the hindquarters of a goat

and the foreparts of a lion, including a
male lion's mane for both sexes of sa'ir. Its
head is leonine with the addition of a
goat's horns and dangling beard.

Sa'ir understand simple commands in

the common tongue but are unlikely to

obey if they issue from any but a lamia.
Their own speech capabilities do not go
beyond an odd, bleating roar.

Combat: The sa'ir hunting style takes full

advantage of their dual goat and lion
natures. Sa'ir stalk prey in the guise of a
grazing herbivore until they get within
pouncing range of 20'. This tactic is very
effective, and as a result the prey get a
penalty of -1 on its surprise roll.

When attacking, it strikes with its two

lion paws and two goat horns and its bite.
Its armor class is 6 overall, but the thick
mane protecting its-neck and forequarters
make those areas AC 5.

Habitat/Society: Although not directly

related to Rons and goats, sa'ir behave in
some ways like these creatures. They live
in small groups structured like lion
prides, but no sa'ir has ever been seen to
give birth (they are believed to be sterile).
They are territorial in nature, attempting
to kill or chase away other predators that

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encroach on their hunting grounds.

Sa'ir are omnivores, able to survive by

eating plants as easily as animals. They do
have a strong preference for meat, turning
down fresh vegetation even for day-old car¬
rion. A group of sa'ir would try to take
down a large creature like an elephant if
one were presented to them, but the areas
they inhabit usually present smaller game.
This means that they must forage daily for
meat or vegetation, but if they make a big
kill they will gorge, then bask in the sunlight
for a few days while digesting their meal.

Ecology: Few sa'ir are ever found far

from the lamias that sired them. While
they are de facto protectors of the lamia's
lair, they cannot be trained to serve as
watchdogs for the lamias. Thus, the popu¬
lation of sa'ir is as much controlled by the
mating habits of the local lamias as it is by
their own success.

2. Lamias do not usually form stable

groups, but roam over a broad territory as

individuals, overcoming their hatred of

their own kind only to exploit a rich find
(such as an entire caravan of humans) or
when they enter into heat and must mate.
The urgency of heat temporarily assuages
the lamia's murderous tendencies, so
lamia pairs break up immediately after
heat leaves them (captured human mates
are rarely as lucky).

If a region provides only limited

resources, such as a single watering hole
or a solitary pass through a mountain
range, then lamias will be crowded more
closely together there. But when even liv¬
ing and hunting together in the same
area, it takes the influence of a stronger
creature, such as a lamia noble, to force
any form of peace on them and coordi¬
nate group efforts.

3. Lamias possess four spells they can

cast once each daily: charm person, illu¬
sion (as per the wand), mirror image and
suggestion. In addition, noble lamias can
cast ld6 (if male) or 2d4 (if female) levels
of wizard spells, with two restrictions on

what spells they can use: availability and

suitability.

Lamia nobles can neither make spell

books nor copy spells from one spell book
onto a blank page in another. Thus the
spells they can choose from each day are
limited by the spell books they have at
hand. For this reason, human wizards are
considered valuable prizes by nobles; two
encountering a magic-user would fight
over him, possibly to the death.

As lamia nobles are naturally competent

in the casting of illusory and mind-control
spells, and reticent about using high-dam-
age spells such as fireball or lightning bolt
on potential human mates, they tend to
select only deceptive spells from those
available to them. Their preferences
include most illusion/phantasm and
enchantment/charm spells, but those of
other schools are also chosen, even those
not available to illusionists and enchant¬
ers such as the necromantic feign death
and the invocation/ evocation wall of fog.

Against nonhumans or in an emer¬

gency, lamia nobles are willing to use

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destructive spells if they have any in their

spell books. Their lack of skill with this
type of spell gives victims a bonus of +2
on saving throws vs. non-deceptive spells.

4. Lamias of all sorts prefer not to

engage in combat, as it is dangerous and
provides only food; subtle snares can gain
them information, treasure, and mates
who can serve as food when they've out¬
lived their other uses. To accomplish this,
lamias use their illusion-creating powers
to lure victims into situations where they
can employ their Wisdom-draining power.

The draining of Wisdom can't be

accomplished by the stab of a knife or the
slash of a claw. The lingering touch of a
lamia's hand against the victim's bare skin
for most of a minute will drain 1 Wisdom
point. This is difficult to do during battle,
but is not as hard to accomplish in non¬
combat settings such as seduction or a
wrestling match.

If forced into combat, common lamias

can use the hooves or claws of their lower
bodies, and all lamias can use hand-held
weapons. Weapon choice is partially dic¬
tated by whatever they have at hand, but
male nobles tend to use swords while
common lamias and female nobles prefer
daggers. If their treasure trove contains
magical weapons, these will probably be
used.

5. Lamias usually disguise themselves as

humans in order to lure real humans into
their traps. Common lamias cast illusion
for their disguises, while noble lamias
have the ability to actually change to
human form and back to lamia noble
form at will and as often as they desire,
saving their own illusion spells for such
things as decorating their lair and hiding
the remains of previous victims.

The illusion spell requires constant con¬

centration to remain in effect. Minor
activities such as moving or talking are
possible, but the greater the activity level
of the caster or the more distracted she is,
the more difficult it is to maintain the
spell. As the amount of attention given the
maintenance of the spell drops, its effects
are similarly reduced: Intricate details dis¬
appear from scenes, the radius of effect
decreases, and patches of reality can
"shine through" the layer of illusion cover¬
ing them.

6. One of the greatest difficulties a lamia

is likely to have during the Wisdom-drain¬
ing procedure is impatience. If the lamia
was unlucky or uncreative enough to only
make occasional short draining attempts
spread out over a period of hours or days, it
would be likely to lose its temper and force
the issue by seizing the victim or otherwise
attempting to enforce contact, which would
probably alert the victim. Every hour that a
lamia spends attempting to drain a victim, it
must make an Ability Check on ld20 against

its Intelligence; if it fails the check, it loses

its temper. A threat to its carefully laid plans
is another reason for a lamia to abandon
subtlety in favor of speed.

7. While the upper body of a common

lamia is that of a human woman, its lower
body can resemble a lion, goat, deer, ante¬
lope, or other creature. As to sex, it's her¬
maphroditic-each common lamia is
both male and female. What beast makes
up the lower body at birth is random. As
each body has advantages or disadvan¬
tages, the least powerful types, deer and
antelope, are rare among adults, while the
lion form is quite common. Fully 60% of
all adult lamia are of the lion-type, with
25% goat-type and only 15% of deer/ante-
lope-type.

Lamias prefer to avoid pitched combat.

If forced into melee because of a threat or
their chaotic natures, they can attack with
spells, weapons, and the armaments of
their animal halves. Lion-type lamias
make two claw attacks per round for 1-4
hp each; if both of these attacks hit, they
can rake with their hind claws for two
attacks of 1-6 hp each. Goat- and deer-type
lamias can make two hoof attacks for 1-3
hp each, but deer lamias are somewhat
frailer than the others (only 5 HD, com¬
pared to the 9 of the lion and 7 of the goat
lamias). Deer lamias are fleet of foot (MV
24), but in combat their bloodthirsty
nature usually prevents them from flee¬
ing, so they tend to be slain young by
other lamia types. Experience points for
defeating lamias are: 650 XP for deer-,

1,400 XP for goat-, and 4,000 XP for lion-

type lamias.

8. A victim fully drained of Wisdom

loses his self-control and judgment, form¬
ing an irrational emotional bond to the
lamia who drained him. He doesn't lose
his other faculties, which can lead to a
horrible torture. In the control of the
lamia, a victim can be conscious of his
slavery (if the lamia doesn't take pains to
maintain its illusions once the prey has
been snared) and can frantically cast
about for a means of escape. However,
even if given a chance to leave, he will be
unable to take advantage of it. As with an
addiction, the thought of escape might be
appealing, but the thought of leaving his
"beloved" would be almost unthinkable.

This torture is usually short-lived unless

the victim has been taken by a lamia noble
who has other needs besides mating and
eating, including the desire for more and
stronger spells, the urge to rule over oth¬
ers, and even a longing for companion¬
ship. A common lamia usually kills a
human mate immediately after its period
of heat ends, but a lamia noble keeps its
catch as a play-toy for as long as the prey
pleases it.

While it is unlikely a lamia noble's prey

could survive for long without being killed

for some imagined slight, some rare vic¬

tims are eventually released unharmed if
they have been witty, charming, and "good
company" for the duration of their impris¬
onment. While this is the result of the
lamia noble's lingering affection for its
prey, it must be remembered that all
lamias are somewhat insane, and such
gentle treatment is not to be relied upon.

9. Because Wisdom includes one's judg¬

ment, guile, and common sense, draining
someone of these capacities does more
than make him a slave of a lamia. A man
with no common sense or ability to make
sound judgments finds it difficult to per¬
form in a hectic situation such as combat
(including commanding one), and thus will
suffer a penalty of -6 on all "to hit" and sav¬
ing-throw rolls (including but not limited
to saving throws against mind-affecting
spells). Because of this, a man controlled
by a lamia and sent into combat is often lit¬
tle more than cannon-fodder designed to
weaken the lamia's opponents before the
lamia makes its own attack.

10. No matter what spell was used to

create it, a lamia's human disguise can be
penetrated either by the very experienced
or the very young. Adventurers have a
chance of 5% per level above 6th (e.g., 5%
at 7th level, 10% at 8th) of spotting incon¬
sistencies in the disguise, such as forget¬
ting to create adequate illusory clothing
when playing a role that would normally
require it.

Lamias adopt a number of forms, such

as those of children, confused peasants,
foreigners, or the like, so that they'll have
a ready excuse to cover up any minor
errors they make in their disguise. Erotic
guises are also quite effective and often
used. Persons untempted by this sort of
illusion have a bonus to their chance of
seeing through it, ranging from 15% for
paladins and some clerics to 90% for the
very young, for whom these illusions
would hold no attraction.

Lamia nobles are more adept at illusion

generating (-10% to the chance of spotting
them), and because of this are more suc¬
cessful at infiltrating human society. They
will sometimes be found in crowded cities
as opposed to barren wastes, gaining the
simple companionship they tragically
desire along with a greater supply of prey.

The author would like to thank Phil Mas¬

ters for his many suggestions during the
writing of this article and for creating the
lamia noble (in the FIEND FOLIO® tome) in
the first place.

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This letter is in response to Brad Allison,

from issue #184. He expressed concern that
psionic powers [in the AD&D® game] have very
few limits upon them, as does magic with its
saving throws, magic resistance, and various
protection spells.

My group and I have been playing in the new

DARK SUN™ campaign world for quite some
time now, and it does seem there is no protec¬
tion against many psionic powers, There are no
protective spells, no resistance, and seldom a
saving throw. As Mr. Allison mentioned, it
would not be too difficult for even a low-level
psionicist to wipe out even the most powerful
monster or nonpsionic character. I became
concerned when I threw the party up against
what I thought was an almost unbeatable oppo¬
nent, hoping to force the group into retreat or
parlay. The enemy was a high-level mage/psion-
icist. When the moment finally came when
party and foe were face-to-face, the two psioni-
cists in the party merely ganged up and
smashed the psionic foe. Since there is no
allowance for one to get better at psionic
attacks or defenses as level increases, he was
quickly dispatched with little trouble.

Many psionic powers that are very powerful

can be acquired at very low level, should a
psionicist choose to do so. Take Dimension
Door, for example. A mage must be 10th level to
acquire the spell, yet a psionicist can gain it as
low as 3rd level. The psionic version of the
power allows your whole party to follow the
psionicist through the doorway, which the
designers wisely left off the mage spell.

My point is that, though it seems a lot of

effort was put into designing the new class, not
much time was spent playtesting it. While we
are still up in the air on a solution, my players
and I agree some kind of balance must be
established, lest this new class dominate the
game. Our best bet is to establish many of our

own limits and changes, as did Maurice

Sprague in issue #184. I look forward to see
everyone’s opinion on the psionicist class.

Phillip Edwards
Arlington TX

Several people have noticed and pointed out

in “Forum” (issues #178 and #184) that psionic
powers were just too powerful in some areas.
After taking a look at the Complete Psionics
Handbook (CPH), I feel I must agree. Here is my
proposed solution to the “problem,” using some
ideas and examples put forward in “Forum” let¬
ters and introducing several new twists and

Certain powers now have prerequisite levels

assigned to them to prevent situations where
low-level characters can crush high-level mon¬
sters. Other powers have been altered slightly.
Monsters without levels are obviously not
affected by prerequisite levels, but their psionic
powers are altered by the other guidelines.

Clairsentient, Psychometabolic, and Psy-

choportive disciplines: There are no game¬
unbalancing powers in these disciplines.

Psychokinetic discipline: Disintegrate now

has a prerequisite level of 7, and its range is
reduced from 50 yards to 10 yards; a Power
Score result has no additional effect, but nei¬
ther does a roll of 20. Control Body now has a
prerequisite level of 5 and a range of 40 yards.
Inertial Barrier now has an initial cost of 10 and
a maintenance cost of 10. Molecular Manipula¬
tion allows magical items a saving throw vs.
crushing blow to resist being weakened.

Telepathy discipline: Domination has a pre¬

requisite level of 7. Mass Domination has a pre¬
requisite level of 10. Invincible Foes allows the
victim a save vs. spells when the power is first
initiated. Contact can be resisted by nonpsioni-
cists without their realizing it (a little like a sav¬
ing throw). Take the average of the target’s
Charisma and Wisdom (representing force of
personality and willpower) and subtract 5. A
successfully initiated Contact is then resolved
like a psychic contest, the defender rolling
against his Contact resistance score and the
psionicist using his Power Score. The highest
successful result under the power score wins
the contest; a psionicist failing to win has
alerted the defender that some force is trying to
enter his mind. The psionicist can try again
next round, but at a -2 per round cumulative
penalty to his power check. If the psionicist

succeeds in the Contact resistance battle the

first time, he has entered the defender’s mind
without being detected. The DM should take
note of all his PCs’ Contact resistance scores so
contests can be rolled secretly.

Metapsionic discipline: Psychic Drain can be

used only against willing targets; it is a psionic
enhancing tool, not an attack form!

Similar changes can and should be made by

DMs worried about the power of other psionic
powers. Please note that “Other Considera¬
tions” on page 27 of the CPH states: “Unless the
description states otherwise, psionicists require
a line of sight to their target when using a
psionic power.” Careful use of this rule pre¬
vents some of the situations pointed out in
these letters.

Furthermore, all psionic powers now have

an initiative modifier of one-third their initial
cost (round fractions up), to a minimum of 1
and a maximum of 12. During this time, a
power can be disrupted by a successful attack
against the psionicist (as with a magical spell),
causing the power to fizzle and the psionicist to
lose the full number of PSPs needed to initiate
the power. The failure of a Power Score roll
results in the loss of half the number of PSPs,

Psionicists receive only a +1 bonus (not +2

on saving throws vs. enchantment/charm
spells, and wizardly enchanters receive a +1
bonus on saving throws vs. telepathic powers.

Psionicists still gain a saving throw to detect

magical illusions or phantasms, but only if they
use psionic powers against the latter (see CPH,
page 110, for the full rules).

PSPs can be recovered only while the psioni¬

cist is meditating (rejuvenating) or sleeping;
other sorts of physical or mental exertion pre¬
vent this recovery. The rates at which these
PSPs are recovered remains unchanged at 12
per hour, or two per turn. The expending of
any PSPs in that hour negates any PSP gain that
would have occurred. The sleeping or rejuve¬
nation must be continuous and unbroken for
PSP recovery to occur.

DMs may also wish to consider not allowing

psionicists to become multiclassed with thieves
(at least, outside the DARK SUN world) for rea¬
sons of game balance and realism. (Would a
character be able to devote all his spare time to
meditation and self-awareness when he was
already doing the same in practicing his thief
skills?) Fighter/psionicists would seem to be

98 APRIL 1993

feasible and not overly powerful.

The DM may wish to limit the powers that a

PC psionicist can learn by making the acquisi¬
tion of psionic powers more like the choice fac¬
ing a wizard: psionics (and especially psionic
sciences and new disciplines) can only be
learned from someone else who possesses the
talent, not simply chosen from the list by the
player. Finding a tutor for a particular power
could be an adventure in its own right.

Certain magical devices and natural resis¬

tances to magical forces also applies to the
preternatural forces of psionics (since magic
differs from psionics only in that magical forces
drawn upon are external to the wizard, while
psionic forces are internal). Therefore, the
magic resistance of creatures is also applied to
psionic powers used against them. Certain
magical spells that protect the caster can also
affect psionics:

Anti-magic shell stops the use of all psionics

in or passing through the shell.

Globe of invulnerability causes a -8 penalty

on the power checks of psionicists using devo¬
tions against those protected by the spell, and a
-4 penalty to sciences. These penalties do not
apply, however, to powers from the psionicist's
primary discipline.
Mind blank must be overcome by psionic
attacks; six tangents are required to break
through (this is an eighth-level spell, after all!)
Treat the mind blank as if it were a tower of iron
will for purposes of attack-mode modifiers.

Minor globe of invulnerability causes a -6

penalty on the power checks of psionicists
using devotions against those protected by the
spell, and a -3 penalty to sciences. These penal¬
ties do not apply to powers from the psionicist's
primary discipline.

Misdirection affects both magical and psionic

detection.

Spell immunity provides a +7 saving throw

bonus against psionic devotions, and a +4
bonus against sciences. In cases where a saving
throw is not allowed, the spell provides no
protection.

I hope these guidelines correct any problems

caused by psionics. I believe the system is an
excellent one—a true alternative to magic,
rather than a limp duplicate. One thing I per¬
sonally would like to see is a set of Psionics
Cards, as suggested by the CPH itself. We've got
Wizard and Priest Spell Cards, so how about
game aids for the poor psionicist's players?

Could you please print my full address if this

letter is printed, as I would love to hear from
other DMs with character kits, spells, or any¬
thing else to share.

Jon Winter
6 Florence Place
Falmouth, Cornwall
UNITED KINGDOM TR11 3NJ

I am writing in response to Geof Gilmore's

letter in "Forum" of DRAGON issue #178. Mr.
Gilmore pointed out in his letter some game¬
unbalancing effects of the psionicist character
class, and I would like to suggest some ways to
counter those effects.

There is a way to prevent a low-level psioni¬

cist from defeating dragons, and ifs called "the
optional rule of training." By using this rule, the
DM has complete control over the powers that
the psionicist gains until he reaches the 7th-
level (after all, nobody said that the mentor
must teach his student everything).

Likewise, the DM can rule that the psionicist

must "research" any new power that he wishes
to know by meditating for a number of days
equal to the power's initial cost. The percent¬
age of success can be calculated by using the
following formula: 95%-[(power's initial cost) —
(power check modifier)] + (level) + (Wisdom
magical defense bonus). For example: Brand is
a 5th-level psionicist with 16 Wisdom. Fie
wishes to learn Precognition (a Clairsentience
science), which has an initial cost of 24 and a
power score of WIS-5, so his success percent¬
ages are: 95-(24+5) +5 +2 = 73%. If a psionicist
fails to "learn" a power, he can't try to learn it
again until he had gained another level of expe-

Mr. Gilmore noted that psionic powers are

unaffected by such spells as anti-magic shell.

This is true, but one must bear in mind that

although psionic powers are new in the AD&D
2nd Edition game, they have been in existence
for ages (unknown to the player characters). So,
there surely are spells like detect psionics and
protection from psionics, 15' radius, along with
magical items such as a ring of psionic power
turning and amulet of proof vs. psionics.

As you can see, making the psionicist a bet¬

ter-balanced class is quite easy. I have sug¬
gested only few ways of doing so, and I'm sure
you can come up with more. After all, all you
need is an open mind.

Shlomi Chetrit
Ness-Ziona, ISRAEL

I am writing in regard to Maurice Sprague

and Brad Allison's letters about psionicists in
DRAGON issue #184.

When I first heard about the psionicist char¬

acter class, I was a bit skeptical. Everyone I
knew that had seen the Complete Psionics
Handbook had said that the psionicist was way
too powerful for a character class. I believed
this until I decided to read the CPH and play-
test a psionicist. My views changed about the
psionicist character class, and it has become
one of my favorite ones to play, which brings
me to my opinion on what Maurice and Brad
had to say about the psionicist.

First, Maurice's ideas for limitations on

psionicists made constant reference to wizards
and their spells. As stated in the CPH, psionics
is in no way related to magic. There should be
no restrictions placed on psionicists because
mages are subject to them. The reason mages
don't add Dexterity adjustments to their armor
class is because they must go into a trance to
cast a spell. Psionicists only need varying
amounts of concentration to use their powers,
which makes it possible that their concentra¬
tion could be broken. Still, they are aware of
what's going on around them and can take
action, so that there shouldn't be any signifi¬
cant effect on armor class.

Psionic powers work like nonweapon profi¬

ciencies, so matching a power score should
produce some sort of special bonus just like
matching a proficiency's ability score. I should
also add that rolling a 20 has an adverse effect
and should make up for this advantage. Wiz¬
ards don't get "super" fireballs because magic
abides by certain laws and isn't dependent on
the luck of the caster but becomes more pow¬
erful with the rise in levels.

About Brad Allison's letter, first I'd like to

point out an impossibility pertaining to the Dis¬
integrate science. There is no way that a 2nd-
level psionicist could have this power. Listed
under the prerequisites for Disintegrate are
Soften (a devotion) and Telekinesis (another sci¬
ence). A 2nd-level psionicist receives only one

science, meaning that he has to be at least 3rd

level before he can use Disintegrate.

Also, in defense of psionicists, I'd like to add

that most of the destructive psionic powers
require saving throws against their effects, and
the power scores are harder to beat. If the
psionicists in Brad's group rarely fail power
checks, they must have extremely high ability
scores that would make any character powerful.

All of this doesn't go to say that I think the

psionicist is equal to all of the other classes. I
think that it should have restrictions along the
lines of fewer powers, especially at the lower
levels, changing certain devotions into sciences,
upping the PSP cost of some powers, allowing
powers that need 10 or more PSPs to be main¬
tained to be disrupted in some instances, and
giving a few creatures psionic resistance. As to
the latter suggestion, I think that a reasonable
system would be that especially dumb or smart
creatures have resistance because the psioni¬
cist has trouble understanding their minds
(this would work only for powers used against a
creature's brain, not for those like Project
Force). Try a 5% psionic resistance per Intelli¬
gence point below seven and for every point
above the psionicist's Intelligence +3. Beings
with no minds would have complete psionic
resistance, and those with alien intelligence
should have resistance according to just how
differently their minds work.

In conclusion, I would like to see TSR come

out with supplements on expanded psionic
powers, psionically imbued items, and new ani¬
mals that feed on or use psionic powers.

Jason Jex
Fairbanks AK

I am writing this letter to aid DMs like Jack-

son Caskey (issue #183), who suffer from the
relentless antics of number-fudging, die-tip-
ping, eraser-happy players. As a DM with more
than 10 years of experience, I am in complete
empathy with Jackson. In a few campaigns with
rookie DMs, I became quite familiar with the
opportunities players are wont to take. I would
like to offer some crafty tactics to help alleviate
uncomfortable gaming situations.

1. Use two character sheets. Let the players

have theirs, but as the DM, distribute 5"x7"
index cards where attribute scores, hit-point
rolls, magical items, experience points, and
other pertinent information are recorded in
ink. Hand the cards out at the beginning of
each gaming session so the players can give
confidential updates to the DM. This also gives
the DM the opportunity to give experience
points privately.

2. Never, ever, accuse a player of cheating in

front of the group. This can only lead to bad
feelings. If there's one thing I've learned, play¬
ers take everything personally. I have been
informed, thankfully years later, how close I
came to dying over an off-the-cuff remark
about a player's gaming tactics.

3. With the advent and subsequent popularity

of clear dice, it has become impossible to verify
every player 1 s rolls. If players seem to hit all the
time, don't worry—just keep sending more and
bigger monsters until you have an idea of the
group's power. Just keep encounters challeng¬
ing. After a point, players don't like cakewalks,

4. The one exception to not witnessing die

rolls are life-and-death rolls. These are times
when players and DMs are most excited. Ini¬
tially, I required these rolls to be witnessed by
myself. My players moaned and groaned that

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this gave me too much control, as they couldn’t
witness my rolls. So I gave in: They saw my
important rolls and I saw theirs. Surprisingly, it
worked extremely well; the players were vindi¬
cated, and I, of course, gave no important infor¬
mation away by admitting what my monster’s
saving throws were.

5. This is perhaps the most important and

most difficult: Fit the game to the players’ style
of gaming. Give up trying to make your players
do everything your way—simply put, they have
numbers on their side. Players’ will eventually
make a DM do what they want. The trick is in
making them want what you want.

6. Lastly, in conjunction with Donna Beales’s

letter (issue #183) —incidentally, she gives noth¬
ing but great advice—give thoughtful critiques
concerning how players handled situations.
However, make sure that you not only ask
questions about how or why, but let the players
question the DM’s motives. Some of my fondest
gaming memories occurred after the game,
when we were all relaxed and trying to figure
out how things got so colossally screwed up.

Remember, the D&D game is only a game

(possibly a passive lifestyle for some), but it’s far
better for somebody to selectively misread die
rolls, pad their characters’ bank accounts, or
enroll in a crash health spa (one point of
Strength per day) in a gaming situation. The
real world is bad enough, and sometimes a lit¬
tle guilt-free conceit goes a long way.

Charlie Frye
Manhattan KS

I’m writing in response to the letter sent in

by Jackson Caskey in “Forum” in issue #183. In
his letter, he wrote regarding the fact that most

players of the AD&D game concentrate solely

on obtaining magical items (scrolls, swords,
wands, etc.). I, too, think that gamers nowadays
are involved in personal gain and power over
their fellow adventurers. More than one time
have I heard utterances from players of “You
had better shut up, Phil, ‘cause I can kill your
character with one spell!” or “Well, either the
town council gives me all their money or my
second-level mage blasts them with her staff of

In my gaming group (in which I play a 6th-

level firbolg priest with AC -6, near maximum
hit points, and 12 magical items totaling 29,900
xp value), the players are definitely overpow¬
ered. Just recently, our mage (3rd level) sold his
rod of the lightning gods (10d6 hp lightning
damage instantly) because it was “below his
level of items.” Currently, our 7th-level mino-
taur fighter has a maul of the titans and a scimi¬
tar of holy minotaurship +5 as a useless backup
weapon. Note: None of the characters in my
party has an ability score under 11.

Due to my vast knowledge of Monty Haul

super-characters that destroy castles while
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1. Don’t try the classic loss-of-weapons-dur-

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characters that all their weapons will explode
in one minute. This just angers the players (and
their characters!). Most of the time, players get
frustrated at your decision and begin to get
bored with the new, non-Monty way of adven¬
turing. Players hate directiy losing their
weapons. Being both a player and a DM, I can
provide both sides of the story without favoring

2. Try having the characters encounter a situ-

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3. Try one of these formulas for figuring out

an adequate level of magical items for the party.
First, average out the levels and experience
points of the party. Then, when you give them
magical items, don’t let the characters have any
more magical items than their level average.
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characters have weapons having magical
bonuses over that amount. Divide the experi¬
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have any magical items over that new XP value.
Also, obey strict magical-item limitations by
character race and class (e.g., don’t let the
storm giant player character use that knife +3
without a penalty).

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each gamer roll up his/her new character in
your presence. While they are creating the
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ability scores, items (normal and magic), profi¬
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altered to increase the power of that character.
(In my first gaming group, one of the charac¬
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proficiency.) Also, update your records as the
characters change, and keep the character
sheets at your house after each gaming group!

5. On the characters’ next quest, have a toll

booth where the gatekeeper only collects magi¬
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weapons to defend against an evil tyrant (so far,
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situations.

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©1993 by Robert Bigalow

Photos by Mike Bethke

This month, I have two areas of con¬

cern that I feel must be covered. By now,
many of you have learned of the cruel
April Fool's joke that overzealous, over-
protective government agencies have
forced upon us. Effective this month, the
price of many of the miniature figures
made in this country will increase greatly
as companies are forced to go to a tin-
based or pewter-based compound, to
avoid liability or pressure from unfair
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feet. The funny thing is that this same set
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from themselves could harm Americans
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At a time when our government is trying
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it easier for foreign products to under¬

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miniature armies as we presently know
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Miniatures' product ratings

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A large number of these clubs, acting with
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Reviews

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For a long time, people have said "when

pigs fly!" to mean "never." This month's
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to life.

The pig is actually more of a boar,

scaled for 25 mm. The miniature is made
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and tapered circular stand, both of which
needed to be trimmed slightly. The piga¬
sus is molded so that the rear legs are
straight back and the front legs are tucked
forward and up. Cloven hoofs are evident,
although the joints are somewhat knobby.
The pigasus is somewhat skinnier than a
regular pig but has some fat. The ears are
tucked back, and a wrinkled, elongated
snout sticks into the wind. This pigasus
has an irritated expression with its open
mouth. But what sets this miniature apart
are the two feathered wings with a 35-mm
wingspan. The sculptors did an excellent
job of blending, so the wings look like they
belong there, though they are a bit short.

This piece is worth its $3 price tag just

for the possibilities. Got a klutzy, nerdish,
male character that has no luck with the
ladies? Here is his new pet. Need an air¬
borne courier? Pigasus Express! Even
with the mold-line cleaning needed, you'll
still enjoy the figure.

Heartbreaker

Paoli Tech Ent. Center

19 E. Central Ave.

Paoli PA 19301
Gamecraft

A16 Gardners Row

Business Center
Liverpool, L3 6TJ
UNITED

5005 Elf Veteran

5002 Elf War Mage ^

Both of these figures are part of the new

Heartbreaker singles line: While they are
currently made of lead, April is the target
date for the complete line to become lead-
free. The figures are made for 28-mm
scale and have large, square plastic slotted
bases. Both figures have bases with them
that need only minor trimming.

The Elf Veteran wears a sharp, angular

breastplate that extends to a flat backplate.
His right arm and hand are bare; on the
left are shoulder plates, a chain-mail
sleeve, and a large gauntlet. His pants are
studded leather on the left and regular
leather on the right. Both feet are clad in
soft boots with studded folds. His shirt has
a high collar; his pointed ears are very
obvious against his short hair, even with a

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angular with a stem expression. The pri¬
mary point of attention is the plain two-
handed sword held by the character.

There was light flash on the base and

around the right arm, and care should be
taken when removing the light mold line.

The War Mage wears long, flowing

robes with the right sleeve missing from
the shoulder. In his right hand he holds a
twisted staff with a jewel and power sym¬
bol, while his right hand fires a spell. A
huge belt covers him from pelvis to
diaphragm; a pouch is at his right rear.
Except for some light flash, this was a very
good figure and could be used as a magic-
user in almost any game system.

Both of these figures are highly recom¬

mended and could be used with any other
large-scale figures. The current price i
$1.75 each.

Black Dragon Pewter

2700 Range Rd.

North Bellmore NY 11710

9651 Wizard at Study

Wizard figures are usually posed in a

fighting stance, and we frequently forget
just how much work is involved in learn¬
ing the arts. This 48-mm scale pewter wiz¬
ard reminds us vividly of the toil.

The wizard stands 60 mm to the top of

his slightly crumpled hat. His long robes
hang from the shoulder to ground, gath¬
ered at the waist by a woven sash with tas-
seled ends. Hanging from a beaded belt is

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a component pouch in the back and a set

of mystic symbols in the front. The figure
has a slightly gaunt, wizened face framed
by a long, bushy beard, moustache, and
long hair. His left hand clutches an open
book with engraved runes on the pages,
while his right hand rests on a tall pile of
books. The figure is very thin and is either
emaciated or sculpted like an old-fash¬
ioned flat piece. This is not as obvious
from the front or back, but is painfully evi¬
dent when viewed from the side. There
are some pits and flat spots on the figure
as well.

The figure stands on a 33-mm diameter

base engraved to resemble stone. On this

base is a crystal ball loosely fitted to a sil¬
vered base. A pile of six, thick-paged magi¬
cal books, each with pages etched and
some bent covers, soars upwards.

The wizard is still an interesting piece

and worth the $20 price, even with the
problems.

1013 Wizard’s Familiar

The previously described wizard figure

takes on new possibilities alongside this
new figure. The familiar is in scale with
the wizard but sold as a separate pewter
piece. The figure is of a large cat sitting on

a book. The cat's body is nicely done. Its

facial features are a mixture of regular cat
and bobcat, including the bobcat's larger
ears (although some people have said the
face looks like that of a gopher or other
rodent). What would scare most cat own¬
ers is the well-done set of wings this cat
possesses. Feather detail is good, and the
size of the wings look about right for the
cat. The book is a magic book bound by a
lock on the front and straps. The book
also has a small, yellow faceted crystal in
the corner by the cat, a small ball of string
on the top, and five raised bumps in a
design on the bottom comer. No pitting or
other molding problems were visible on
this figure. It is well worth its $12 price.

Thunderbolt Mountain
Miniatures

656 East McMillan

Cincinnati OH 45206-1991

Thunderbolt Mountain
Miniatures

70 Harcourt St.

Newark, Nottingham
UNITED KINGDOM NG 241 R4

#1025 Idol Theft

This diorama is a seven-piece 25-mm

lead kit. The base of the kit is a 60-mm cir¬
cle with square stone engraving and a set
of stairs leading to a dais. The floor
appears to be breaking apart, and parts of
seven skeletons can be seen rising from
their graves to protect the idol. The skele¬
ton parts are well-molded, but care must
be taken when painting to avoid bleeding
paint onto the floor. Assisting in the idol's
defense are two separate skeletal figures
that connect to the base with pegs. The
skeletons are 25 mm though slightly bent
over, have excellent bone structure, and
are anatomically correct. Both are advanc¬
ing and armed with bladed weapons and
shields. Remnants of armor cling to their
bones, including torn chain with excellent
link detail. There was flash on these skele¬
tons, but it was easy to clean.

The adventuring thieves consist of a

female fighter, a male thief, and a halfling.
The female fighter is dressed in tights, soft
boots with decorations, a shirt with hood,
and studded leather armor. Facial detail is
very good, and you can see a worried look
in her eyes. Her gloved hands hold a
sword and dagger. The male is dressed in
pants and an armless jerkin/ shirt. He
wears scabbards on right and left hips
and a large pouch on the left, held by
cross-chest straps. The right hand holds a
sword back as if preparing to thrust, while
the left holds a dagger. His facial expres¬
sion is that of grim determination to fight
off the menaces. Both figures are attached
to the top of the dais by pegs and need
slight bending to fit flat.

The halfling is curly haired on both

14 APRIL 1993

head and feet. He is dressed in pants, a

loose long-sleeved shirt, and a buttoned
vest. His ankles and feet are protected by
well-sculpted spats, and his hands are
bare. A dagger is sheathed on his left,
while both hands are occupied with trying
to remove the gem from the idol with the
use of a crowbar. This figure has no tabs
or guides, so in order to match the box
illustration, you must place the gem, then
place the halfling in the correct spot and
carefully glue him in place (paint the idol
first).

The thieves' target is a six-armed idol.

This figure is almost a "flat," measuring
only 5 mm thick by 47 mm tall in its squat¬
ting position. Its eastern influence is evi¬
dent in its facial features, pose, and
displayed weapons. The book it is holding
displays page detail and symbols. The
forehead of the idol has a small pit to hold
a jewel as illustrated on the cover but
there is none in the kit. You could use a
jewel from an HO-scale rail lantern to fill
the hole. There was also easily cleanable
flash on the arm and harp. Note that the
idol is tilted slightly back. Do not put the
idol on straight, or you will not be able to
place the thieves. Muscle detail is very
well done.

The only other problem we had with

the kit was a missing skeleton and a dupli¬
cation of another skeleton. We called
Thunderbolt Mountain, and it promptly
replaced the part with no problems. We
have received no feedback about poor ser¬
vice from this company, so it seems to be
normal policy. This is a nice diorama
piece and worth its $11.95 price tag.

FASA Corporation

P.O. Box 6930

Chicago IL 60680

1604 BATTLETECH*

3rd Edition game

There has been a long-running debate

as to whether the BATTLETECH game is a
miniatures game or a board game that
can be used for running miniatures.

While the game plays to both groups,

FASA has clarified its intent with the
game's third edition and its inclusion of
plastic 'Mechs with the other compo¬
nents, including:

*Two 22" x 17" numbered hex sheets.

The hexes accommodate the regular hex
base used with the lead and plastic figures.
The sheets are multicolored and depict
landscape features such as lakes, hills, and
trees. Unfortunately, both my maps are
identical, as they are apparently supposed
to be according to the instruction book.
This setup would be ideal for a double-
blind game, but there are none listed in
the scenarios in the instruction book.

•Two six-sided dice.

•A 50-page instruction book with a

large number of well-done black-and-

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an explanation of the game and the basic

rules and moves, well illustrated at every
step. The explanations are clear, concise,
and to the point. The book then moves on
to advanced rules and immediately offers
good advice that the players should agree
as to which rules to use before they start
the game. This section is also supported
by illustrations, tables, and graphics and
extends the scope of the game to hand-to-
hand combat and ranged weapons. The
book then moves on to a training section
and introduces a number of scenarios
designed to sharpen a new player's com¬
bat skills. These scenarios directly relate
to rules posted earlier, so they also act as
reinforcement teaching. The rest of the
book is devoted to the explanation of the
BATTLETECH universe as it stands now
and how it got that way, and it introduces
the Clans and their equipment and tactics.
Some House tactics are discussed, and the
mood of the BATTLETECH universe is set
by the brief story on the dispossessed. The
book presents a section on developing
and building 'Mechs by design and finally
offers a generic data sheet. This book is
excellent and brings a new player up to
current history and story line.

• A booklet of 14 'Mech sheets, one for

each of the 'Mechs included with the box.

games, I recommend that you make

copies of these sheets, then put the origi¬
nals away. You can further increase the
life of each copy by using a clear docu¬
ment protector and writing on the sheet
protector with dry or water-based mark¬
ers or a grease pencil. I saw no obvious
problems with the sheets.

• If you don't count the catalog and

other company info, the last items in the
set are 14 plastic 'Mechs. All of these
miniatures are molded in a silver-gray,
flexible plastic. Every 'Mech is molded
with a regulation-size hex-shaped base
with an alphanumeric code for each hex
facing. The 'Mechs need to be carefully
cut off the sprue; if you twist them off, you

will damage the piece. Every 'Mech

needed extensive work with a very sharp

knife to remove excess flash along the
very visible mold lines. Because the plastic
is flexible, it is very easy to cut detail while
cutting flash. Nine 'Mechs had problems
with flash only; these were a Rifleman
with three parts, a Warhammer with three
parts (all simply snapped on), a Griffon, a
Wolverine, a Crusader, an Archer, a Wasp,
a Phoenix Hawk, and a Stinger. The four-
part Locust, actually looking more like the
book picture than the lead version
(though with slightly longer legs and a
somewhat fragile gun), rounded out the
"problemless" group.

The rest of the 'Mechs all had some

defect. The Battlemaster has a small
defect in the upper torso, extrusion marks
in several areas on the back, and a hole in
the left leg that detract from the detail.

The Shadowhawk has the laser on the

wrong arm (should be right, not left). The
"backpack" could be upside-down if the
gun, which is molded solidly on, is on the
left side; otherwise, the gun would be
pointing down in the stored position.

There are also marks on the rear. The

Thunderbolt has a rear torso hit molded
on, and extrusion holes are recessed just
far enough that filling is not an option.
Worst of all is the Marauder, which is
more trouble in plastic than it was in lead.
The upper body comes in two halves; the
left half came twisted and missing part of
an area and the chain gun. By heating the
plastic slightly, I got the body to bend into
the right shape and stay in place. I then
melted part of the sprue and filled the
hole.

Clean these models well before prim¬

ing, and let the primer sit before painting
I would like to be able to give you lots of
painting tips, but after doing about 20,000
Airfix and Esci figures, I have never found
any paint that sticks to a soft-plastic figure
subjected to regular game handling. I rec¬
ommend a heat-type superglue for plas¬
tics to permanently assemble these
'Mechs, as regular plastic cement is inef¬
fective. If you can find them, latex-based

DRAGON 115

paints are the best as they flex slightly and

last longer than inflexible acrylic.

This set is worth the price for someone

just getting started; otherwise save your
money. The rating is based on the major¬
ity of the contents and was lowered by the
quality of the 'Mechs. The set is available
for $25.

25 Fayette St.
Binghamton NY 13901

H005 Monk """

T008 Judge

Soldiers and Swords was one of the first

figure companies to convert to a 100%
lead-free formula, starting in January
1993. The figures are scaled for 25 mm,

but the monk is short at 25 mm to the top

of his head. This is not a bad thing, as peo¬
ple come in all sizes and shapes and I like
variety. The bases on both figures are basi¬
cally identical, and both have undetailed
tops with slight mold lines. The two base-
placement stubs on the bottom of the fig¬
ures were missing; they showed signs of
quick grinding. We were also provided
with painted figures by the company.

The monk reminds me of Friar Tuck of

Robin Hood fame. His garment consists of
a simple robe and flaps secured by a knot¬
ted rope belt. A mace hangs head down
from his belt by a thong and a pouch is
on his left hip. His left hand clutches a
chunk of something that appears to be a
leg of meat; his right hand holds a twisted
staff to which is tied a mug and a wine
container. His feet wear rope-tied sandals,
and a fringe of hair surrounds the bare
top of his head. His face has little deep
detail. If well painted, the figure is very
nice and well worth its $1.35 price tag.

The judge is a figure that could strike

terror into fantasy-game adventurers,
especially the thieves. During medieval
times to the late 1700s, these judges were
frequently law unto themselves and
worked closely with town guards. This
judge stands 25 mm at the eyes and is slim
and narrow in build. He wears an under¬
garment and robe of office with detailed
hem. The back of the figure is almost ver¬
tical, with only small indentations to mark
the body below. His head is covered by a
wig in the curly style of English judges of
old. His arms are crossed, with his right
hand holding a gavel and the left holding
a scroll in a tube. The face has a stem set,
but features are slightly shallow. However,
all the detail can be brought out with
careful painting.

These figures are recommended as

inexpensive figures to provide color to
dioramas or to practice your painting
skills in bringing out details. At $1.35 each,
you can afford lots of figures.

RAFM Co. Inc.

20 Park Hill Rd. East

Cambridge, Ontario
CANADA N1R 1P2

6865 M-8

6866 M-20

During any war, there is a need for spe¬

cially trained men who can find the
enemy and determine their strengths. In
medieval times, these scouts rode horses
and were frequently unarmored. During
World War II, the battle moved quickly,
and scouts had to find a way of moving
fast and living to tell the tale. The solution
was a line of lightly armored vehicles that
would allow the forces to explore quickly.
The American version of these were usu¬
ally six-wheeled vehicles. The M-8 was
armed with a turret-mounted 37-mm can-

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troops and was armed with a heavy
machine gun on a circle mount. Both
vehicle kits are scaled to 20 mm and work
well with the plastic figures from Esci, Air-
fix, Revell Germany, or other companies
(including RAFM) that make lead troops.

The vehicles are multipiece lead cast¬

ings that share a common chassis. The
outside hull is one piece and includes
nonfunctioning lights, viewports, tool
boxes, engine covers, tools, and vents. The
interior shows very low seats, boxes, and
floor; it is glued beneath the body to form
a well. (One problem with these pieces is
the lack of a driver's seat.) The front sus¬
pension is represented by an axle and
springs that mount well to the body, and a
pair of one-piece castings showing mili¬
tary rims and tires. A light mold line
around the tires must be cleaned up. Next
are the exhaust and rear fenders, which
fit nicely. Last are the side wheels and tool
boxes, which come cast in one piece for
each side. The small tool boxes fit well,
but the wheel assembly almost certainly
needs filler. The M-20 has a five-piece
machine-gun mount that includes a ring,
clamp, machine-gun holder, machine
gun, and ammo box. All are well done and
fit together nicely. The turreted version
requires a flat plate base; the hole for the

turret must be increased and filler used

around all sides. The turret itself has a 37-
mm gun that fits through the front and a
top piece that helps to secure it. The final
vehicle size is 67 mm long, 38 mm wide,
and close to 40 mm high.

These vehicles have a number of func¬

tions even in modem-era games. Those of
you who watched the movie Die Hard may
remember the police riot-control vehicle
that was destroyed: It was an M-20 chassis
with a slightly different upper deck. For
espionage and modem-warfare settings,
these could represent the patrol vehicles
of several small nations, as several dozen
are still in use. These vehicles could even
be used as light-corporate security or
police vehicles in SHADOWRUN* or
CYBERPUNK* games, with a few small
conversions such as a Gatling gun or
minigun in place of the 37-mm gun. These
vehicles are highly recommended at
$10.95 each.

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exerted on it and is changing its materials
to a lead-free pewter. This will eventually
lead to an approximate $1 per pack price
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1-01 Weapons and Weapon Racks “**

Most castle kits today come in the "bare

walls" variety, with no furnishings
included. This 25-mm scale piece, cur¬
rently made of lead, fills out an empty spot
in either a tower area or an armory. Fre¬
quently, these areas would have weapon
racks to repel attacking troops. This set
includes six different weapons in group of
two, and four other single weapons. These
include: two spears, two beaked axes, and
three types of halberds in pairs. Also
included are a horseman's axe, a long
sword, and a two-handed sword. All
weapons bend easily, but there was no
flash on them. One weapon was damaged
when it was packed and broke when it
was straightened, but it was easy to repair.
Two weapon racks complete the set. The
racks are made to appear rough hewn;
one looks like the mold halves were
slightly misaligned, and it required filing
and trimming. For dioramas or game-play
on vinyl mats, this set is worth the $4.95 or
future $5.95 price tag.

1-10 Tabletop Accessories

This and those table sets described in

earlier installments of this column can
help you stock most miniature libraries,
sitting rooms, or taverns. The set includes
three open books complete with page
detail, lock sets, and book markers; three
sets of six books meant to be placed on
shelves, each with an easy-to-fix mold line;
and four tapers on round bases that
include burning wicks. Bar patrons will
appreciate the four bottles, four wine
gourds, four tankards (these will require
some work, as each model appears to be
slightly off-center), four cups, and four
closed lanterns. The cups might have
been better with a hollow space to denote
a fluid level. These items may also be used
in bar fight scenes as available weapons.
This set is well recommended at either
the old $4.95 or new $5.95 price.

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TSR Product No.: 2135

RQ4 Roots of Evil

AD&D® RAVENLOFT® module
by Erik Haddock

This 96-page adventure concludes the story¬

line that began in From the Shadows. Delve
into the horrific origins of Strahd von Zarovich
as the Count has his final showdown with Aza-
lin the lich—a conflict between the two most
powerful domain lords on the Demiplane of
Dread. PCs can explore Castle Ravenloft and
discover new information about the vampire
lords roots. The outcome of this confrontation
will have ramifications across the realms of the
RAVENLOFT setting for years to come.

$10.95 U.S./$13.50 CAN./£6.99 U.K.

TSR Product No.: 9413

FR16 The Shining South

AD&D® game FORGOTTEN REALMS®

by Thomas Prusa

Ibis 96-page sourcebook provides new

locales for the player characters of
FORGOTTEN REALMS campaigns everywhere
to explore and new cultures with which to
interact (or to which they can belong). This
region includes magic-strong areas such as the
kingdom of Flalruaa, and the halfling nation of
Lurien as well as many other marvelous set¬
tings for adventure.

$10.95 U.S./$13.50 CAN./£6.99 U.K.

TSR Product No.: 9388

GWA2 The Overlord of Bonparr

GAMMA WORLD® game accessory

by TSR staff

The Overlord of Bonparr is a massive, terri¬

fyingly powerful mutant who rules a strange
and twisted land with an iron fist. This acces¬
sory presents a detailed picture of the Over-
lord's domain, which is perfect for an extended
GAMMA WORLD game campaign. The Over-
lords evil schemes will keep your GAMMA
WORLD campaign PCs busy for a long time.
$15.00 U.S./$18.00 CAN./£8.99 U.K.

TSR Product No.: 7518

Rage of the Rakasta

D&D® game module
by William W. Connors

The player-characters' village is plagued by a

band of marauding, wild cat-men. A search for
their lair reveals an underground complex in
the hills. An investigation shows that the felines'
queen has disappeared. The PCs must team up
with the cat-men in order to solve this mystery
and return the queen to her throne.

$6.95 U.S./$8.50 CAN./£4.50 U.K.

TSR Product No.: 9435

The Broken Sphere

The Cloakmaster Cycle, Book Five
by Nigel Findley

Teldin Moore's magical amulet lets him "see"

through the eyes of the great ship, the Spelljam-
mer, giving him clues to its location. Acting
alone, he hunts for the legendary vessel and the
"broken sphere" where it can be found. He
employs his cloaks powers to find his quarry,
but will he live long enough to claim it?

$4.95 U.S./$5.95 CAN./£3.99 U.K.

TSR Product No.: 8034

Naked Came the Sasquatch

TSR® Books
by John Boston

This comedic novel is about saying good-bye

to one's monsters. Michael Fenberg, the editor
of a small newspaper in the Sierra Nevadas, is
out to solve a series of grisly murders that he
knows are being committed by a monster. The
trouble in this adventure/mystery/comedy story
is: Which monster?

$4.50 U.S./$5.50 CAN./£3.99 U.K.

TSR Product No.: 8228

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