Friends.

S02E01
Friends.S02E01
Flight number 457 from Beijing now arriving. 从北京起飞的第 457 号班机已经降落
Oh, my God! 我的天啊
Oh, my God! 天啊
Excuse me. 借过
Move, move, move! Emergency, please! 借过 借过 有急事 拜托
Excuse me, excuse me. 借过 借过
Rache! 瑞秋
There you are! 你们在那里啊
So, so.... 那 那...
How was China? You! 中国怎么样 老兄
It was great. 很棒
- What happened? - What? -你怎么了 -什么怎么了
- You're bleeding. - I am? -Oh, my god! -你在流血 -是吗 -天呐
Oh, look at that! Yes, I am. 还真是 我是在流血
Enough about me, enough about me, Mr. Back From The 别管我了 别管我了 游过东方的旅
Orient! 人
Come on, I wanna hear everything! Everything! 我要听一切事情 什么都不要漏掉
Well, where do I start? 从哪里说起呢
This is Julie. Julie, this is Rachel. 这位是朱莉 朱莉 这位是瑞秋
These are.... 这些
These are... 这些
...aren't for you. ...不是要给你的
These are for you. 这些是要送给你的
Welcome to our country. 欢迎光临敝国
Thank you. I'm from New York. 谢谢 我是纽约人
No problem. We'll use them to stop the bleeding. 没关系 那我用它来止血
- O.K. Baggage claim? - O.K. - O.K. -好了 去拿行李吧 -好 -好
I'm telling you.She went to the airport, and she's gonna 她去了机场 准备跟罗斯坦白了
go for it with Ross.
Oh, my God! This is huge! 天啊 这是大事
This is bigger than huge. This is.... 真是天大的事 真是...
All right, what's bigger than huge? 什么事算天大的事
- This? - Yes. -这件事吗 -对
Guys, you got new haircuts! 喂 你们剪头发了
Yes, we did. Thanks to Vidal Buffay. 是的 布菲美发大师的杰作
Because, you know, "lf you don't look good, we don't look 你们也知道 "你不好看 我们也没面
good.", 子",出自沙宣广告
I love that voice! 我喜欢这声音
You guys! 各位
Rachel. 瑞秋
Airport. Airport. Ross. 机场 机场 罗斯
Not alone. 不是一个人
Julie. 朱莉

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Arm around her! 搂着她
Cramp! Cramp! Cramp! 抽筋 抽筋 抽筋
I think she's trying to tell us something. 她好像想说什么
Quick, get the verbs. 快 猜动词
You! You! 你 你
You said he liked me! 你说他喜欢我
You! You! 你 你
You slowpokes! 你这个慢郎中
That's all right. Rache. We got the bags. 没关系 瑞秋 我们拿了行李
Hi, hello! 你们好啊
Julie, this is my sister, Monica. 朱莉 这是我妹妹 摩妮卡
This is Chandler. 这是钱德勒
Phoebe, hi. 菲比 嗨
- Joey. What up? - What up?! -乔伊 你好吗 -好啊
Everyone, this is Julie. 各位 这位是朱莉
Julie. 朱莉
But I'm not here, you haven't met me. 但我还没到 你们见到的不是我本人
I'll make a better impression tommorrow when I don't have 今天不用飞二十小时 我明天会让大
20 hours of plane on me. 家耳目一新
- And bus. - Oh, my God! -还有巴士 -天啊
- With the screaming guy - And the spitting. -那个尖叫的家伙 -还有他吐的口水
You gotta hear this story. 你们一定要听这个故事
We're on this bus that's easily 200 years old. 我们坐的巴士一定有两百岁了
Two hundred, at least. 至少两百岁
- And this guy... - And the chicken poops in her lap! -那人... -还有一只鸡在她腿上拉屎
I'm so sorry. 对不起
I just gave away the ending, didn't I? 我直接说出了结尾 对不对
I just heard this story in the cab... 我刚在计程车上听了这个故事
...and it is all I can think about. 满脑子想的都是这个
This is amazing. 真让人吃惊
How... how did this happen? 怎么发生的
Rose and I were in grad school together. 罗斯与我一起读过研究生
We haven't seen each other since then. I land in China... 后来就没有再见面 我降落在中国机
场时
...guess who's in charge of the dig? 猜猜是谁负责勘探
Julie! 就是朱莉
Isn't that great? 真是太棒了
Isn't that just kick-you-in-the-crotch, 真是棒得面红耳赤 棒得有苦说不出
spit-on-your-neck fantastic?
It's an expression. 她习惯这么说话
We just wanted to say a quick hi. 我们只是来打个招呼
- Then we'll see the baby. - Then we've gonna get some -然后我们要去看宝宝 -然后睡一觉
sleep.
It's 6:00 tomorrow night, our time. 现在是中国的明天晚上六点
OK, well, listen. Don't tell us what's gonna happen. I 听好了 别告诉我会发生什么事 我
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like being surprised. 喜欢惊喜
- Bye! - Bye! -再见 -再见
- Rach. Can I get some coffee? - Sure. - Thank you. -瑞秋 我想喝点咖啡 -没问题 -谢
谢
- Rache. - Did you talk to him yet? - No. -瑞秋 -你跟他谈了吗 -没有
Then, no. 那就没咖啡
What the hell happened to you in China? 你在中国发生了什么事
When last we left you, you totaly were in love with, you 你离开前还疯狂爱着...你知道的
know.
I know, I know I was. 我知道我爱她
But there was always this little voice inside that kept 但我心里有个声音一直告诉我
saying:
"It's never gonna happen. Move on." You know whose voice "不可能的 死心吧" 知道是谁的声
that was? 音吗
God? 上帝
It was you, pal. 是你的声音 朋友
Maybe it was God doing me. 也许是上帝模仿我的声音
You were right. She looks at me and sees a friend. That's 你说得对 她只把我当朋友 仅此而
all. 已
And then I met Julie...and... 然后我遇见了朱莉
...and we're having a great time. 我们在一起非常开心
and I have to say.I never would have gone for it with 要不是因为你 我绝不会跟朱莉在一
her, if it hadn't been for you. 起
Well, you owe me one, big guy. 你欠我一个情 大个子
Here's your lemonade. 你的柠檬汁
I didn't order lemonade 我没点柠檬汁
You better go take that back because they're gonna charge 那你最好送回去 否则他们会要你付
you for that. 钱
- But... - Go, go, go! Come on, come on! -可... -快 快 快去
OK. So what did you find out? 说吧 你问出了什么
He said.... 他说
He said.... 他说
He said they're having a great time. 他说他们在一起很开心
I'm sorry. 别难过了
But the silver lining, if you wanna see it... 但有好的一面 如果你往好处想
...is that he made this decision all by himself... 他完全是自己做了这个决定
...without any outside help whatsoever. 完全没有受外人的影响
How is that a silver lining? 这怎么是好的一面
You have to really wanna see it. 你要努力往好处想
Ironically, these are the guys who were picked last in 讽刺的是 打比赛时都没人愿意跟他
gym. 们一队
Hey, Pheebs. 菲比
You know what I'm thinking? 你知道我想什么吗
Oh, ok. 好的
How... 因为
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...it's been so long since you've had sex... 你太久没做爱了
...you're wondering if they've changed it? 你不知道有没有什么改变
No. Although now that's what I'm thinking. 不是 但是我现在是在想这事
So what were you thinking? 你本来在想什么
You gave the guys great haircuts. I thought you'd like 你帮他们剪头发 我想你也帮我剪剪
to do mine. 吧
No. 不行
Why not? 为什么不行
Because I'm just.... 因为我...
I'm incredibly anal and an unbelievable control freak. 我非常挑剔 而且是个控制狂
No, you're not. 不 你才不是
I know I'm not, but you are. 我知道我不是 不过你是
I was trying to spare your feelings. 我只是想照顾你的感受
Hello? Hi. 喂 你好
Yes. Hold on a second. 请等一下
Ross, Julie for you. 罗斯 朱莉找你
Anybody know a good tailor? 谁能介绍一个好裁缝
You need clothes altered? 需要改衣服吗
No, I'm just looking for a man to draw on me with chalk. 不 我只是要找一个人用粉笔在我身
上画线
Go see Frankie. My family's been going to him forever. 去找法兰基 我家人都找他做衣服
He did my first suit when I was 15. 我十五岁时的第一套西装就是他做
的
No, wait, 16. 不 是十六岁
No, excuse me, 15. 不 对不起 是十五岁
All right, when was 1990? 1990 年是几岁
You have to stop the Q-Tip when there's resistance! 当你掏耳朵时 碰到东西就要停下来
OK, OK, Sweetheart, I'll see you later. 好 好 甜心 待会见
Okay, bye. What? 好 再见 什么
That is so sweet. 你真好
Okay. No, you hang up. 好 不 你先挂
No, you... Ok, Ok. 不 你先... 好
One, two, three. 一 二 三
You didn't hang up either. 你也没有挂
She didn't hang up. 她没挂
Okay, no. No, you hang up. 好 不 不 你挂电话
You. You. You... 你挂 你挂 你...
Sorry, I thought you were talking to me. 对不起 我以为你在跟我说话
Rachel. 瑞秋
- I'll just call her back. - Okay. -我打回去 -好
Hi, sweetie. I'm sorry. We got disconnected. 甜心 对不起 刚才断线了
No, you hang up. 不 你挂掉
How did this happen to me? 我到底是怎么回事
A week ago, two weeks ago, I was fine. 一周前 两周前 我很好
Ross was just Ross. Just this guy. 罗斯只是罗斯 只是一个普通人
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Now all of a sudden, he's Ross... 现在突然间 他不一样了
...this really great guy that I can't have. 变成这个大帅哥 我却不能和他好
Sweetie, I wanted you to have him too. 甜心 我也希望你能和他好
I know you did. 我知道你的心意
I'm just gonna deal with it. 我必须要想办法
I gotta get out of here! 我必须要离开这里
I don't care what you guys say, something's bothering 我不管你们怎么说 她肯定有心事
her.
You know, I think I was 16. 我想我当时是十六岁
Please, just a little bit off the back. 求求你 只要剪后面一点点
I'm still on "no." 我还是坚持不要
Morning. 早安
Could you close your eyes for a sec? 你们能不能闭一会儿眼睛
No, no, no. I'm not falling for that again. 不 不 不 我可不要再上当
What's going on? 怎么回事
I sort of did a stupid thing last night. 昨晚我做了一件蠢事
What stupid thing did you do? 你做了什么蠢事
Bon giorno tutti! 大家早上好
Okay, Paolo, 好了 保罗
Now you've seen everybody and they've all seen you. 大家你都见到了 他们也都见到你了
Rachel, how did this happen? 瑞秋 怎么回事
I don't know, I kind of ran into him last night. 我也不知道 只是昨晚凑巧碰到他
- Where? - At his apartment. -在哪里 -在他的公寓
Is this juice? 这是果汁吗
And the fact that you dumped him because he hit on Phoebe? 你忘了他勾引菲比 所以你才甩了他
Oh, God, I know. I'm pathetic, I'm a loser. 天啊 我真是可悲 我是个烂货
Honey, you're not pathetic. You're just sad. 甜心 你不可悲 你只是伤心
People do stupid things when they're upset. 大家伤心时都会干蠢事
My God, if I had a nickel for every guy I wish I hadn't 如果我和不该上床的人上床前都投
硬币...
But this is about your horrible mistake. 但这事关你的严重错误
Sorry we're late. 对不起 我们迟到了
We were.... 我们
Well, there was touching. 肢体接触了一下
Hey, Ross! 罗斯
Hey, Paulo. 保罗
What a.... 你...
What are you doing here? 你在这里干什么
I do Raquel! 跟瑞秋嘿咻
So he's back? 他回来了
Yeah, he's back. Is that a problem? 对 他回来了 有什么问题吗
No, not a problem. 没问题
Good. Glad it's not a problem. 很好 没有问题
You're gonna have to not touch my ass. 你不许再碰我的屁股
Despite the yummy bagels and palpable tension... 不管这美味的面包和浓厚的紧张气
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氛了
I've got my pants need to be altered. 我要去改裤子了
Chandler, when you see Frankie, tell him Joey Tribbiani 钱德勒 你见到法兰基时 替我问个
says hello. 好
He'll know what it means. 他会明白其中的意思
You sure he'll be able to crack that code? 你确定他能听懂这暗号吗
It's funny. The last time Paolo was here, my hair was 上次保罗来这里时 我的短发要可爱
so much shorter and cuter. 多了
All right. 好吧
But you have to promise that you will not be all controlly 但你要保证不会指手画脚
and bossy...
...and all Monica about it. 不会拿出摩妮卡的作风
I promise. 我保证
All right, let's see. 好 让我看看
Now, some of you are gonna get cut and some of you aren't. 你们有一些会被剪掉 有些不会
But I promise, none of you will feel a thing. 但我保证绝对不会痛
- That's it. I quit. - What? I didn't say anything! -就这样吧 我不干了 -我什么都没
说
But this isn't the face of a person who trusts a person. 但这不是一副信任的表情
This is the face of a person who, you know... 这是一副...
...doesn't trust a person. 不信任人的表情
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 对不起 对不起
Phoebe.It's just a little shorter than what we had 菲比 这比我们说的要短了一点
discussed.
Would you relax? I know what I am doing. 你放轻松好吗 我知道要怎么剪
This is how he wears it. 他的发型就是这样
How who wears it? 谁的发型就是这样
Demi Moore. 黛咪·摩儿
Demi Moore is not a "he." 黛咪·摩儿不是男"他"
Well, he was a "he" in Arthur and in 10. 他在《阔少爷》与《十全十美》都是
男"他"
That's Dudley Moore! 那是杜德利·摩尔
I said I wanted it like Demi Moore! 我说我要黛咪·摩儿的发型
Oh, my God! 老天
Oh, my God! 天啊
Oh, my God! I'm sorry! 我的天 真对不起
Which one is Demi Moore? 黛咪·摩儿是哪一个
She's the actress that was in Disclosure, Indecent 她演过《桃色机密》《桃色交易》和
Proposal, Ghost! 《人鬼情未了》
She's got gorgeous hair. 她的头发非常美
- I know! - Oh, my god! -我知道 -天呐
How long do you want the cuffs? 你的裤脚翻边要多长
At least as long as I have the pants. 至少要跟裤子一样长
I just got that. 我听懂了
Okay. Now we'll do your inseam. 好 现在要量内缝
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How is she? 她情况怎么样
It's too soon to tell. 还不好说
She's resting, which is a good sign. 她在休息 这是好兆头
How's the hair? 头发怎么样
I'm not gonna lie to you. Ross. It doesn't look good. 我不想骗你 罗斯 不太理想
I put a clip on one side, which seems to have stopped 我在一边夹上发夹 似乎能阻止卷曲
the curling.
Can we see her? 能不能看看她
Your hair looks too good. I think it'd upset her. 你的头发太好看了 会让她伤心
- Ross, you come on in. - Yeah. -罗斯 你去看看她好了 -好
Well, how you doing? 你还好吗
I'm okay. 我很好
- That bad, huh? - What? -这么糟糕 -怎么说
Look, Rach, I can sense when women are depressed and 瑞秋 我可以感觉到女人的难过脆弱
vulnerable.
It's one of my gifts. 这是我的天赋之一
Joey, when I saw him get off that plane with her... 乔伊 当我看到他和她一起下飞机
...I really thought I just hit rock bottom. 我觉得我坠入了谷底
But today, it's like there's rock bottom... 但今天是谷底
... 50 feet of crap... 下面还有五十尺厚的垃圾
...then me. 再下面才是我
You got to tell Ross how you feel. 你必须告诉罗斯你的感受
Come on, how can I just tell him? What about Julie? 我怎么能告诉他 朱莉呢
What about her? They've only been going out for two 管她干什么 他们才在一起两周
weeks.
Ross has been in love with you for 10 years. 罗斯已经爱你十年了
- I don't know. I don't know. - Rache, Rache. -我不知道 我不知道 -瑞秋 瑞秋
I've been with my share of women. 我交往过很多女人
I've been with a lot of people's share of women. 我交往过很多别人的女人
But the point is... 但重点是
... I've never felt about anyone the way Ross felt about 我从来没有对任何人像罗斯对你这
you. 样专情
Really? 真的吗
Yo, paisan! 喂 老乡
Can I talk to you for a sec? 能聊聊吗
Your tailor... 你的裁缝
...is a very bad man! 是个大坏蛋
Frankie? What are you talking about? 法兰基吗 你在说什么
Hey, what's going on? 怎么了
Joey's tailor... 乔伊的裁缝
...took advantage of me. 占了我的便宜
- What? - No way! I've been going to the guy for 12 years. -什么 -不可能 我去他那里十二年
了
Oh, come on! He said he was gonna do my inseam. 别扯了 他说要量我的内缝
Then he ran his hand up my leg and then there was definite 他的手沿着我的腿往上摸 然后
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What? 什么
Cupping. 包住了
That's how they do pants! 他们就是这样量裤子的
First they go up one side, they move it over. 首先量一边 把小弟弟推到一旁
Then they go up the other side, they move it back, then 然后量另一边 把小弟弟推回来 然
they do the rear. 后量后面
What? Ross, tell him. Isn't that how a tailor measures 怎么了 罗斯 裁缝量裤子不都是这
pants? 样吗
Yes, yes, it is. In prison! 是的 的确是这样 在监狱里
What's the matter with you? 你是怎么搞的
What? 什么
That's not? 不是这样吗
Oh, my God! 我的老天
Even Mary Tyler Moore would've been better., 连玛丽·泰勒·摩尔的发型也比这
个要好,获得过奥斯卡提名和 7 次艾
美奖德美国老牌演员
I like it. 我喜欢
I do. I think it's a 10! 真的 我觉得"十全十美"
Thank you. 谢谢
My hair is very amused. 我的头发很让人开怀
Come on, Mon, things could be worse. 莫妮卡 事情还可能更糟
You could "get caught between the moon and New York City. 你可能会被"困在纽约月光中"
I know it's crazy, but it's true." "我知道很疯狂 不过千真万确"
Thank you. 真够意思
Well, I gotta go. Bye. 我要走了 待会见
Bye, Rach! 瑞秋 再见
Wait, are you leaving? 慢着 你要走了
That's what I meant by "bye." 所以我才说"再见"
- Can I talk to you for a sec? - Okay. -我能不能跟你说一下话 -好
When the doctor does that hernia test.... 医生检查疝气时...
That's okay. 那很正常
What's going on? 怎么啦
Well, okay, first of all... 首先
... Paolo and I are not back together. 保罗和我没有在一起
That was a stupid thing I did. 那是我干的一件蠢事
If I could go back in time and do it again... 如果我能使时光倒转
...well, I wouldn't. 我绝对不会这么做
Second of all.... 其次
What? 怎么了
Before I said anything?I just need to know, 我要先问清楚
is this one of those things where you break up with a 你跟他分手后
guy...
... I tell you what I think... 我告诉你我的想法
...and the next day you get back together with the guy... 你会不会第二天又和他重修旧好
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...and I look like a complete idiot? 那我就会跟个大傻蛋一样了
No, no, no, no, no. 不不不
Well, then, I think the guy's scum. 好 我觉得他实在很烂
I hate him. I mean, I actually I physically hate him. 我讨厌他 我真的很厌恶他
I always have. 我一直很厌恶他
And you are way too good to be with a guy like that. 你绝对该找个更好的男人
Really? 真的
You deserve to be with someone who appreciates you... 一个真正能欣赏你的人才配得上你
...and who gets how funny... 了解你有多么幽默
...and sweet and amazing... 多么温柔 多么体帖
...and adorable and sexy you are. 多么美丽性感
You know? Someone who wakes up every morning thinking: 每天早上醒来都会想着
"Oh, my God. I'm with Rachel!" "天啊 我跟瑞秋在一起"
You know? Someone who makes you feel good. 能让你舒心的人
Like the way I do with Julie. 就像我与朱莉一样
Was there a "second of all"? 你刚才是不是还有话要说
No, I think that was the whole "all." 不 我想我已经说完了
I gotta go. 我要走了
Thanks. 谢谢
No, I swear to God, Dad! 不 我向天发誓 爸
That's not how they measure pants! 不是这样量裤子的
I was thinking of doing it shorter, like Andie 我想要剪个短发 就像安迪·麦克道
MacDowell's haircut. 威尔的新发型
- Yeah, I could do that. - Really? - Yes. -这我会剪 -真的吗 -真的
- You wanna do it now? - Great! - Okay. -你要现在就剪吗 -太好了 -好
See you. 待会见
I just wanna make really sure this time. 这次我要弄清楚
Andie MacDowell is the girl from Four Weddings and a 安迪·麦克道威尔是《四个婚礼和一
Funeral, right? 个葬礼》的女主角吗
No. 不是
No, no, no, no, no. 不不不
That's Roddy McDowall. 那是罗迪·麦克道尔
Andie MacDowell is the guy from Planet of the Apes. 安迪·麦克道威尔是演《人猿星球》
的那个家伙
- Oh, yes. - Okay. -对 -好
- Thank you. - You're welcome. -谢谢 -别客气

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Ok, these were unbelievably expensive, 这些价格不菲
and I know he's gonna grow out of them in like, 20 minutes, 而且我知道他很快就穿不下 但我实
but I couldn't resist 在无法抗拒
Look at these. 看看这些
Hey, Ben. 本
"Just do it" "想做就做"
Oh, my God 天呐
Was that too much pressure for him? 是不是给他的压力太大了
- Is he hungry already? - I guess so. -他已经饿了吗 -我想是的
You know, it's.... 你知道吗
Something funny about sneakers. I'll be right back. 球鞋真的很有趣 我马上就回来
I gotta get one too. 我也要一个
Hey, what are you guys doing? 你们在干什么
We're just hanging out by the spoons. 我们只是来看看汤匙
Ladle? 调羹
Will you guys grow up? 你们成熟一点好吗
This is the most nature beautiful thing in the world. 这是世上最自然美丽的
Yeah, we know. But there's a baby sucking on it. 我们知道 但是有个婴儿在吸它
This is my son having lunch, okay? It'll happen a lot, 这是我儿子享用午餐 这是常事 你
so you have to get used to it. 们最好习惯
Now if you have any problem with it, if you're 如果你们感到不自在 发问就好
uncomfortable, just ask questions.
Carol's fine with it, now come on. 卡罗尔不介意的
- Carol? - Carol? -卡罗尔 -卡罗尔
I was just wondering if Joey could ask you a question 我想问问 乔伊能不能问关于哺乳的
about breast-feeding? 问题
Sure. 可以
Does it hurt? 会不会痛
It did at first, but not anymore. 刚开始会 现在不会了
Chandler? 钱德勒呢
So, how often can you do it? 你能多久喂一次
As much as he needs. 他要多久就喂多少
Okay, I got one, I got one. 我想到了一个问题
If he blows into one, does the other one get bigger? 如果他对一个吹气 另一个会不会变
大
Rachel, do you have any muffins left? 瑞秋 还有松糕吗
Yeah, I forget which ones. 还有 不过我忘记是哪一种了
Oh, you're busy, that's ok, I'll get it. 你太忙了 没关系 我去拿
- Anyone else want one? - No, thanks. -还有谁要吗 -不用了 谢谢.
Oh, you're losin' your apron here, let me get it. 你的围裙松了 我帮你系好
- There you go. - Thank you. -好了 -多谢
What a bitch. 真是个恶婆娘
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I have this friend at Bloomingdales who's quitting 我有朋友在布明岱尔百货上班 明天
tomorrow 辞职
and he wants to abuse his discount. 他想要花掉他的折扣优待
So, anyone want to come with me and take advantage of 谁想跟我去捡便宜
it?
I can't, I have to take my grandmother to the vet. 我不行 我要带我奶奶去看兽医
- Okay, I'll go with you. - Great. -好吧 我跟你去 -太好了
- Hi, honey. - Hey, sweetums. -亲爱的 -甜心
And hello to the rest. 大家好
Monica, what're you doin'? 莫妮卡 你在干什么
You can't go shopping with her. What about Rachel? 你不能跟她去逛百货 瑞秋怎么办
It's gonna be a problem, isn't it? 会有问题 对不对
Come on, you're going to Bloomingdale's with Julie. 你想啊 你要跟朱莉去布明岱尔
It's like cheating on Rachel in her house of worship. 就像是到瑞秋家中偷汉子
Monica, she will kill you. 她会宰了你
She will kill you like a dog in the street 她会宰了你 就像宰街上的流浪狗
So Jules tells me you guys are going shopping tomorrow. 朱莉说你们明天要去逛街
It's actually not that big a deal. 其实没有什么
It's a big deal to me. This is great, Monica. 对我很重要 非常重要 莫妮卡
I really appreciate this. 我非常感激你这么做
You're welcome. 别客气
Bijan for men? 碧欧泉男士香水
Bijan for men? 碧欧泉男士香水
Bijan for men? 碧欧泉男士香水
- Hey, Annabel. - Hey, Joey. -安娜贝尔 -乔伊
- Did you hear about the new guy? - Who? -听说过新来的人吗 -谁
Nobody knows his name. Me and the girls call him "The 没人知道他的名字 我们女生都叫他
Hombre Man. " "原野奇侠"
Hombre? 原野奇侠
What's he doing in my section? 他到我这一区干什么
I guess he doesn't know. 我想他不知道
Well, he's gonna. 马上就知道了
I'll see you a little later, okay? 待会见
Hey, how you doing? 你好吗
Mornin'. 早
Listen, I know you're new... 听着 我知道你是新来的
... but it's kind of understood that everything 但众所周知这附近的一切
from young men's to the escalator is my territory. 从青年男装部到电梯都是我的地盘
- "Your territory"? -Yes. -"你的地盘" -对
- Bijan for men? - No, thanks. -碧欧泉男士香水 -不 谢了
Hombre? 原野奇侠
Yeah, all right. 好吧
You were saying? 你刚才说什么
Phoebe, listen. You were with me, and we were shopping 菲比 听着 你跟我逛了一整天街买
all day. 东西
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- What? - We were shopping and we had lunch. -什么 -我们买了东西 还吃了午餐
Oh, all right. What did I have? 好吧 我吃了什么
- You had a salad. - No wonder I don't feel full. -你吃的沙拉 -难怪我觉得没吃饱
Hey, guys, What's up? 姑娘们 怎么了
I went shopping with Monica all day and I had a salad. 我整天都跟摩妮卡买东西,还吃了一
客沙拉
Good, Pheebs. What'd you buy? 很好 菲比 你们买了什么
We went shopping for.... 我们逛街买...
For.... 买
For fur. 买皮毛
You went shopping for fur? 你去买皮毛
And then I realized that l'm against that. 然后我发现我反对买皮毛
So then we bought some.... 于是我们买了一些
Boobs. 乳房
You bought boobs? 你买了乳房
Bras 胸罩
We bought bras 我们买了胸罩
We bought bras. 我们买了胸罩
Bijan for men? 碧欧泉男士香水
Bijan for men? 碧欧泉男士香水
Bijan for.... 碧欧泉
Hey, Annabel. 安娜贝尔
Listen, I was wondering if after work we could grab a 听着 下班后我们可以喝个咖啡吗
cup of coffee?
Actually, I sort of have plans. 我已经有约了
You ready, Annabel? 准备好了吗 安娜贝尔
You bet. 好了
Maybe some other time. 以后再约吧
It's not the first time I lost a girl to a cowboy spraying 我又不是没被喷香水的牛仔抢走女
cologne. 孩子过
Bijan for men? 碧欧泉男士香水
Bijan for men 碧欧泉男士香水
Okay. And this is Funny Clown. 这是滑稽小丑
Funny Clown is only for after his naps, 只有睡过午觉才可以给他玩
not before his naps or he won't sleep. 否则他会睡不着
Carol, we've been through this before, ok? We have a good 卡罗尔 我带过他 我们玩得很高兴
time.
We laugh, we play. It's like we're father and son. 我们又笑又玩 如同父子
Honey, relax. Ross is great with him. 罗斯很会带他
Don't look so surprised. I'm a lovely person. 别这么惊讶 我很可亲
This is so cute 好可爱
I got that for him 我为他买的
"My Mommies Love Me." "我的妈妈们爱我"
That's clever. 真聪明
Hello. Oh, hi, Jul.... 喂 你好 朱...
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Hi, Jew. 你好 犹太人
Okay, sure. 好的 可以
That'd be great. See you then. Bye. 很好 到时见 再见
Did you just say, " Hi, Jew"? 你刚才是不是说 "你好 犹太人"
Yes, I did. 对 没错
That was my friend Eddie Moskowitz. 那是我的犹太朋友艾迪·莫斯考维
兹
Yeah, he likes it. Reaffirms his faith. 他很喜欢这称呼 能加强他的信仰
Ben, dinner. 本 吃晚餐了
Thanks, Aunt Pheebs. 谢谢 菲比阿姨
Hey, you didn't microwave that, did you, 你没有用微波炉吧
because it's breast milk, and you're not supposed to do 不应该这样处理母乳
that.
Duh, I think I know how to heat breast milk. 切 我想我知道如何加热母乳
Ok. 好了
What did you just do 你做了什么
I licked my arm, what? 我舔了我的手臂 怎么样
It's breast milk. 那是母乳
So? 那又怎样
Phoebe, that is juice squeezed from a person. 菲比 那是从另一个人身上挤出的汁
- What is the big deal? - No. -有什么了不起 -不
What did you just do? 你又干了些什么
Can people stop drinking the breast milk? 大家能不能别再喝母乳了
- You won't even taste it? - No. -你连尝都不尝 -不尝
Not even if you just pretend it's milk? 不能假装那是牛奶吗
Not even if Carol's breast had a picture of a missing 就算卡罗尔的乳房贴了寻人广告都
child on it. 不行
Where is everybody? 大家到哪里去了
They took Ben to the park. Where have you been? 带本去公园了 你去哪里了
Just out. 出去了
Had some lunch. Just me. A little quality time with me. 吃了午餐 只有我一个人 自己度过
了美好时光
- Thanks for your jacket. - Oh, no problem. -谢谢你的夹克 -没问题.
You can borrow it, by the way. 你也可以借去穿
- Here are your keys, honey. - I got it. -你的钥匙 亲爱的 -好
Mon. 莫妮卡
If you were at lunch alone, how come it cost you $53? 如果你一个人吃午餐 怎么会要 53 块
You know what probably happened? 你知道有什么可能吗
Someone must has stolen my credit card. 一定有人偷了我的信用卡
And sorta just put the receipt back in your pocket? 然后把收据放回你口袋
That is an excellent, excellent question. 这个问题问得非常非常好
That is excellent. 相当厉害
Monica, what's with you? Who did you have lunch with? 莫妮卡 你和谁在一起 和谁一起吃
的午饭
- Judy. - Who? -朱蒂 -谁
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- Julie. - What? -朱莉 -什么
Jody. 裘迪
You were with Julie? 你跟朱莉在一起
Look, when it started, I was just trying to be nice to 刚开始我只是想对她友善点
her...
... because she was my brother's girlfriend. 因为她是我哥哥的女友
And then one thing led to another... 然后就顺理成章...
...and before I knew it, we were... 在我搞明白之前 我们就...
...shopping. 在逛街了
Oh, my God. 我的天
Wait, we only did it once. 等等 我们只做了一次
It didn't meant anything to me. 对我没有任何意义
Right. Sure. 好吧
Really, Rachel, I was thinking of you the whole time. 瑞秋 我惦记的一直都是你
Look, I'm sorry, all right? I never meant for you to find 对不起 好吗 我不希望你知道的
out.
Oh, please. Please You wanted to get caught. 拜托 你希望被逮到才是的
That is not true. 不是这样的
So you just happened to leave it in here? 所以你不小心留收据在这里
Did it ever occur to you that I might just be that stupid? 你觉得我会这么笨吗
Ok, Monica. I just have to know one thing. 好 我必须知道一件事
Did you go with her to Bloomingdale's? 你有没有跟她去布明岱尔
Okay, okay. 好吧 好吧
Okay, I just really need to not be with you right now. 我现在不能跟你在一起了
Hi, who's this? 你是哪位
Hi, Joanne. Is Rachel working? It's Monica. 琼安 瑞秋在吗 我是摩妮卡
Yes, I know I did a horrible thing. 我知道我做了错事
Joanne, it's not as simple as all that, okay? 琼安 事情没这么简单 好吗
No, I don't care what Steve thinks. Hi, Steve. 不 我才不在乎史蒂夫怎么想 你好
史蒂夫
How did we do? 情况如何
I tasted Ben's milk and Ross freaked out. 我尝了本的奶水 罗斯就发火了
I did not freak out. 我没有发火
- Why'd you freak out? - Because it's breast milk. -你为什么发火 -因为那是母乳
It's gross. 很呕心
My breast milk is gross? 我的奶水很呕心
This should be fun. 有好戏看了
No, no, Carol. There's nothing wrong with it. 这没什么不对
I just don't think breast milk is for adults. 我只是不认为母乳是给大人喝的
Of course, the packaging does appeal to grownups and 当然装母乳的容器很吸引大人与小
kids. 孩
Ross, you're being silly. I've tried it, it's no big 罗斯 别傻了 我试过 没什么
deal.
Come on. Just taste it. 快尝尝
That would be no. 不行
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- Come on. It's natural. - Try it. - No. -尝尝吧 很天然 -试试 -不
It doesn't taste bad. 又不难吃
Yeah, it tastes kind of sweet. Sort of like.... 有一点甜 很像...
- Like what? - Cantaloupe juice. -像什么 -哈密瓜汁
Exactly. 没错
You've tasted it. 你尝过了
You've tasted it. 你尝过了
Oh, you've tasted it. 你尝过了
You can keep saying it, but it won't stop being true. 你再怎么重复这句话 也不会改变事
实
Give me the bottle. 把奶瓶给我
Get me the towel. 把毛巾给我
Howdy. 你好
Give me a box of juice. 给我一盒果汁
Well, they switched me over to Hombre. 他们把我调到原野奇侠了
Maybe it's because of the way you're dressed. 也许是因为你的穿着
Or maybe it's because this guy's doing so good 或因为那家伙表现太好了
they wanna put more people on it. 他们要增加人手
You should see this guy, Chandler, he goes through two 你该见识一下 钱德勒 那家伙一天
bottles a day. 用掉两瓶
What do you care? 你在乎什么
You're an actor. This is your day job. 你是个演员 这只是你的副业
This isn't supposed to mean anything to you. 对你来说毫无意义
I know, but I was the best. 我知道 但我本来是最棒的
You know? I liked being the best. 我喜欢当最棒的
I don't know.Maybe I should get out of the game. 也许我应该退出江湖
They need guys up in housewares to serve cheese. 厨具部门需要有人切乳酪
Say you do that. 假如你这么做了
Sooner or later, somebody will come along that slices 迟早会有乳酪切得比你好的人出现
a better cheddar.
Then where you gonna run? 那时候你要逃到哪里
Yeah. I guess you're right. 也许你说得对
You're damn right I'm right. 我说的当然对了
I say you show him what you're made of. 我说你应该拿出男子汉气概
I say you stand your ground. 我说你该坚守阵地
I say you show him that you are the baddest hombre west 我说你让他知道你是内衣部西边最
of the lingerie. 狠的原野奇侠
- I'm gonna do it. - All right. -就这么定了 -好的
Now, go see Miss Kitty and she'll fix you up with a nice 现在去找猫咪小姐 她会介绍个好妓
hooker. 女给你
I don't know what else to say. 我不知道该说什么
Well that works out good, because I'm not listening. 很好 因为我也不会听
I feel terrible. I really do. 我很有负罪感 真的
I'm sorry. Did my back hurt your knife? 对不起 我的背弄伤你的刀了吗
Rachel, 瑞秋
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say that I'm friends with her, we spend some time 就算我跟她交朋友 一起去逛街
together.
- Is that so terrible? - Yes. -有那么糟吗 -有
- It's that terrible? - Yes. Monica, you don't get it. -到那么严重的地步吗 -是的 你还
不懂吗
It's bad enough she stole the guy... 她偷走我的男人已经够糟了
...who might be the person I'm supposed to be with. 他可能是我的真命天子
But now... 但现在
...she's actually.... 她竟然
But now she's actually stealing you. 现在她竟然连你也抢走了
Me? What are you talking about? 我 你在胡说什么
Nobody could steal me from you. 没人能把我从你那里抢走
Because I'm friends with her doesn't make me any less 我和她交朋友不会影响我和你的感
friends with you. 情
Honey, I mean, you're my.... 亲爱的 你是我的...
And we're.... 我们是...
- Oh, I love you. - I love you too. -我爱你 -我也爱你
You guys, I know that this really doesn't have anything 喂 我知道这事和我完全无关
to do with me.
But I love you guys, too. 但我也爱你们
I really needed that. 我很需要纸巾
Look, I know that you're in a place right now 我知道现在
where you really need to hate Julie's guts, 你恨透了朱莉
But she didn't do anything wrong. 但是她没有做错什么
She's just a girl who met a guy, and now they go out. 她只是认识了一个男生 现在他们在
交往
I think that if you gave her a chance, you'd like her. 我想如果你给她一个机会 你会喜欢
她的
Will you give it a chance? 你愿意给她一个机会吗
For me? 为了我
I'd do anything for you, you know that. 我愿意为你做任何事 你知道的
I'd do anything for you 我什么都愿意为你做
Wait, wait, wait. 等等 等等
Mornin'. 早
I said, mornin' 我说 早
I heard you. 我听见了
All right, everybody. I'm opening the doors. 好的 各位 我要开门了
You boys ready? 你们准备好了吗
Ready. 好了
Yeah, l'm ready. 我也好了
You idiot. You stupid cowboy. 你这个白痴 你这个蠢牛仔
You've blinded me.I'm suing. 你弄瞎我了 我要告你
Oh, my God, Todd. What the hell did you do? 天啊 陶德 你在搞什么鬼
Sorry. I'm such a doofus. 对不起 我真是笨手笨脚
I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. 对不起 非常对不起
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My God, what happened? 老天 发生什么事了
These new kids, they never last. 这些菜鸟 都撑不了很久
Sooner or later they all... 迟早都会...
...stop lasting. 歇菜
Listen. What do you say I buy you that cup of coffee now? 我们去喝杯咖啡怎么样
Sure. 好的
- So... - So... -那... -那...
I just thought the two of us should hang out for a bit. 我想我们应该多接触
I mean, you know, we've never really talked. 你知道的 我们从来没有真正交谈过
I guess you'd know that, being one of the two of us, all 我想你知道 我们俩在一起很尴尬
right?
I know. 我知道
I probably shouldn't even tell you this... 我也许不该告诉你
... but l'm pretty much totally intimidated by you. 但是我真的完全被你的风采盖住了
Really? 真的
Me? 我
Oh, my God, are you kidding? 你在开玩笑吗
Ross is so crazy about you... 罗斯还是对你很着迷
...and I really wanted you to like me, and l.... 我真的希望你喜欢我
It's probably me just being totally paranoid... 也许我只是胡思乱想
...but I kind of got the feeling that maybe you don't. 但我好像觉得你不喜欢我
Well, you're not totally paranoid. 你不是完全胡思乱想
Okay, god. 是这样 天呐
When you and Ross first started going out... 当你和罗斯刚开始交往时
...it was really hard for me... 我真的很难过
...for many reasons of which I'm not gonna bore you with 有太多理由让我不去烦你
now.
But... 可...
I see how happy he is and how good you guys are together. 但我看到他多么快乐 你们在一起是
多么相配
And Monica's always saying how nice you are... 摩妮卡一直说你有多好
...and God, I hate it when she's right. 我真讨厌她说得对
Thanks. 谢谢
Listen. Would you like to go to a movie sometime or 你想不想一起去看电影或出去玩
something?
Yeah, that'd be great. I'd love it. 这样很好 我很乐意
I'd love it too. 我也是
Shoot, I gotta go. 该死 我得要走了
- So I'll talk to you later. - All right, Julie. -以后再聊 -好的 朱莉
- Bye. - Bye. -再见 -再见
What a manipulative bitch. 真是个爱玩弄人的贱人
Not bad. 还不赖

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So how was Joan? 琼安好不好
Broke up with her. 跟她分手了
Oh, why? 为什么
Don't tell me. Because of the big nostril thing? 别告诉我 是因为鼻孔太大
They were huge! 真的超大
When she sneezed, bats flew out of them. 她打喷嚏时 会有蝙蝠飞出来
Come on! They were not that huge. 哪有那么夸张
I'm telling you, she leaned back, I could see her brain. 当她仰起头时 我可以看到她的脑子
How many perfectly fine women are you gonna reject... 你到底要因为非常肤浅的事情
...over the most superficial insignificant things? 拒绝多少好女孩
Hold it. I gotta side with Chandler on this one. 慢着 我必须帮钱德勒说话
When I first moved here, I went out a couple of times 我刚搬到这里时 和一个女孩交往
with this girl.
Really hot. Great kisser... 她性感火辣 很会接吻
...but she had the biggest Adam's apple. 但是她的喉结大得出奇
Drove me nuts. 真让我受不了
- You or me? - I got it. -你说还是我说 -我来好了
Joey, women don't have Adam's apples. 乔伊 女人没有喉结
You guys are messing with me, right? 你们在骗我吧
Yeah. We are! 对 我们在骗你
That's a good one. For a second there, I was like, whoa! 真好笑 我差点上当了
You name one woman that you broke up with for an actual 你和哪个女友分手是因为正当的理
real reason. 由
Maureen Rasillo. 莫琳·罗西洛
Because she doesn't hate Yanni is not a real reason., 她不讨厌雅尼 这算不上正当理由,
雅尼 当今世界著名的新世纪音乐作
曲家和演奏家
Hello, Mr. Heckles. 你好 哈克先生
You're doing it again. 你们又来了
We're not doing anything. 我们什么都没做
You're stomping. It's disturbing my birds. 你们脚步声太响 吓到了我的鸟儿
You don't have birds. 你没有养鸟
I could have birds. 我可以养鸟
Ok, Mr. Heckles, we'll try to keep it down. 好吧 哈克先生 我们会小声一点
Thank you. 谢谢
I'm going to rejoin my dinner party. 我要回去继续宴客了
All right, bye-bye. 好 再见
Ok, Janice. Janice. 对了 珍妮丝 珍妮丝
You gotta give me Janice. That wasn't about being picky. 你们想想珍妮丝 就知道我没吹毛求
疵了
We'll give you Janice. 和她分手倒不是因为挑剔
I miss Janice, though. 但我蛮想珍妮丝的
Hello, Chandler Bing! 钱德勒·宾

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Oh, my God! 我的天
Oh, Chandler! 钱德勒
Now! Now! 现在就要
That's it. 就是这样
There! Faster! 快 快点
Stop with the broom! We're not making noise! 别用扫把敲了 我们没有制造噪音
We won. 我们赢了
We did it! 我们胜利了
Mr. Heckles! 哈克先生
- How did this happen? - He musta been sweepin'. -怎么发生的 -他大概在扫地
They found a broom in his hand. 他们发现他抓着一把扫把
- That's terrible. - I know. -真糟糕 -我知道
I was sweeping yesterday. 昨天我也在扫地
It could've been me. 搞不好也会一命呜呼
Sweeping. You never know. 扫地 真是天有不测风云
Never know. 世事难料
It's very faint, but I can still sense him in the 很微弱 但我还可以感觉他在大楼里
building.
Go into the light, Mr. Heckles! 现身吧 哈克先生
Okay, Phoebe. 好了 菲比
I'm sorry, but sometimes they need help. 对不起 有时候他们需要帮助
Here we go. 又来了
That's fine, go ahead and scoff. 很好 嘲笑我吧
There are a lot of things I don't believe in... 我不相信很多事情
... but that doesn't mean they're not true. 但这不表示就不是真的
Such as? 比如呢
Like crop circles or the Bermuda Triangle or evolution. 像是麦田怪圈或百慕达三角 或进化
论
What, you don't believe in evolution? 你不相信进化论
Nah. Not really. 不太相信
You don't believe in evolution? 你不相信进化论
I don't know. It's just, you know.... 我不知道... 只是...
Monkeys, Darwin, it's a nice story. I just think it's 猴子 达尔文 故事不错 只是有点太
a little too easy. 简单
"Too easy"? Too... "太简单" 太...
The process of every living thing on this planet 这个星球上的一切生物 经过数千万
evolving... 年
...over millions of years from single-celled organisms 从单细胞微生物进化而来的过程 你
is "too easy"? 说太简单
Yeah, I just don't buy it. 对 我不太相信
Excuse me. Evolution is not for you to buy, Phoebe. 对不起 进化论 不是让你去 相信的
菲比
Evolution is scientific fact, like the air we breathe... 进化论是科学事实 就像我们呼吸的
空气
...like gravity. 就像地心引力
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Don't get me started on gravity. 别让我跟你争论地心引力
You don't believe in gravity? 你不相信地心引力
Well, it's not so much that, you know, I don't believe 倒不是相不相信的问题
in it.
you know, it's just...I don't know, lately I get the 最近我感觉到
feeling that
...I'm not so much being pulled down as I am being pushed. 我不是被吸住 而是被压着
Pushed. 被压着
It's Isaac Newton and he's pissed. 那是艾萨克·牛顿 他生气了
There she is. And over there, that's the other one. 她在那边 另一个在那里
This is Mr. Buddy Doyle, Heckles' attorney. 这是伯弟·杜尔 哈克的律师
He'd like to talk to you. 他想跟你们谈谈
What can we do for you? 有何贵干
All right, kids, here's the deal. 好了 孩子们 事情是这样的
According my client's will... 根据我客户的遗嘱
... he wants to leave all his earthly possessions... 他要把他所有财产
...to "the noisy girls in the apartment above mine." 都留给"楼上吵闹的女孩们"
What about his family? 他的家人呢
He didn't have any. 他没有家人
Okay, so let's talk money. 好 让我们看看有多少钱
All right, there was none. 好 没有半毛钱
Now, let's talk signing. 现在 我们来签字
You be noisy girl number one. You be noisy girl number 你是一号吵闹女孩 你是二号吵闹女
two. 孩
I can't believe that this whole time we thought he hated 我真不相信 我们一直以为他讨厌我
us. 们
Isn't it amazing how much you can touch someone's life... 真是不可思议 我们能如此感动其他
人
...without even knowing it? 而自己却不知道
Would you look at this dump? 看看这个猪窝
He hated us! This was his final revenge! 他痛恨我们 这是他最终的报复
I've never seen so much crap! 我从来没看过这么多废物
Actually, I think this apartment sullies the good name 我觉得这间公寓侮辱了废物的美名
of crap.
Check this out. 看看这个
Can I have this? 这个能给我吗
How can you not believe in evolution? 你怎么能不相信进化论
I don't know, just don't. Look at this funky shirt! 我不知道 就是不相信 看看这条怪
衬衫
Pheebs, I've studied evolution my entire adult life. 菲比 我长大后都在研究进化论
Ok, I can tell you, we have collected fossils from all 我们从世界各地搜集化石
over the world...
...that actually show the evolution of different 能够证明不同物种的进化论
species.
I mean, you can literally see them... 可以确确实实看到它们
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...evolving through time. 随着时间进化
Really? You can actually see it? 真的 可以看得到
You bet! In the U.S., China, Africa, all over! 千真万确 在美国 中国 非洲 全世
界
See, I didn't know that. 这我不知道
Well, there you go. 现在知道了吧
So now the real question is, who put those fossils there 所以实际问题是 谁把化石放在那里
and why? 为什么
Look at this! My Big Book of Grievances. 看看这个 《我的苦水宝典》
Hey, there's me! 这是我
"April 17th, excessive noise... "四月十七日 噪音过度"
... Italian guy comes home with a date." "意大利佬带了女伴回家"
Hey Chandler, look, you're in here too. 钱德勒 你也在里面
"April 18th, excessive noise... "四月十八日 噪音过度"
... Italian guy's gay roommate brings home dry "意大利佬的同性恋室友带了干洗衣
cleaning." 服回家"
Well, that's excellent. 真是太好了
Monica, Monica, look at this lamp. 莫妮卡 莫妮卡 看看这盏灯
Is this tacky or what? We have to have this. 真是够俗了 我们一定要带回去
Rache, I think we have enough regular lamps. 瑞秋 我们的好台灯够多了
What? Come on, it's not like... 什么 别这样 我又不是...
... I'm asking for this girlie clock or anything. 要这个美女时钟或什么的
Which, by the way, I also think is really cool. 但我觉得这个也很酷
Look, it doesn't go with any of my stuff. 听着 它与我的东西都不搭配
Well, what about my stuff? 那么我的东西呢
You don't have any stuff. 你没有任何东西
You still think of it as your apartment, don't you? 你还是认为那是你的公寓 对不对
- No. - Yes, you do. -不 -你就是这么想的
You think of it as your apartment and I just someone who 你觉得那是你的公寓 我只是租客而
rent a room. 已
While you "mmm" on that for a while,and I'll go find a 你支支吾吾的时候 我为我的新台灯
place for my new lamp. 找个地方放
Okay, Pheebs. See how I'm making these little toys move? 菲比 看我玩这些小玩具
Opposable thumbs! 对生拇指
Without evolution, how do you explain opposable thumbs? 没有进化论 怎么会有对生拇指
Maybe the Overlords needed them to steer their 也许外星主宰需要拇指 才能够驾驶
spacecrafts. 飞碟
Please tell me you're joking. 请说你是在开玩笑
Look, can't we say that you believe in something and I 能不能承认 你相信进化论 而我不
don't? 相信
No, Pheebs, we can't. Okay? 不行 菲比 不能这样 好吗
Why not? 为什么不行
What is this obsessive need you have to make everybody 为什么非得每个人都同意你
agree with you?
You know what I think? 你知道我怎么想吗
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I think maybe it's time you put Ross under the 我想你也许应该好好检视一下罗斯
microscope. 这个生物了
Is there blood coming out of my ears? 我耳朵有没有流血
Check it out. Heckles' high-school yearbook. 看看这个 哈克的高中年鉴
He looks so normal! 他看起来好正常
He's even kind of cute. 甚至有点可爱
"Heckles, you crack me up in science class. "哈克 你上科学课总是让我捧腹大
笑"
You're the funniest kid in school." "你是全校最有趣的学生"
- Funniest? Heckles? - That's what it says. -最有趣 哈克 -上面是这样写的
Heckles was voted class clown, and so was I. 哈克被选为班上的活宝 我也是
He was right! Would you listen to that? 他说得对 听听那个噪音
I'd call that excessive. 的确是很吵闹
What? 什么
Heckles played clarinet in band, and I played clarinet. 哈克在乐队演奏竖笛 我也是
He was in the scale modeler's club and I was 他参加模型俱乐部 我也...
There was no club, but I sure thought they were cool. 虽然我的学校没有俱乐部 但我觉得
模型很酷
So? You were both dorks. 所以你们两个都是书呆子
Big deal. 大惊小怪
I just think it's weird, you know? Heckles and me 我觉得很怪 哈克和我...
Heckles and me. Me 哈克和我 我...
Me and Heckles. 我和哈克
Hey, would you knock it off! 别吵好不好
Have you been here all night? 你整晚都在这里
Look at this. 看看这个
Pictures of all the women Heckles went out with. 哈克交往过的女人照片
Look what he wrote on them. "Vivian, too tall." 看看他在上面写的"薇安 太高"
"Madge, big gums." "玛姬 牙龈太多"
"Too loud." "太大声"
"Too smart." "Makes noise when she eats." "太聪明" "吃东西发出响声"
This is me. 这就是我
This is what I do. 我也是这样
I'm gonna end up alone, just like he did. 我会像他一样孤独终老
Chandler, Heckles was a nut case. 钱德勒 哈克是个神经病
Our trains are on the same track. Okay? 我们的人生道路方向一样
Yeah, sure, I'm coming up 30 years behind him, but the 没错 我比他晚了 30 年 但终点都是
stops are all the same. 一样
Bitter Town... 愁苦城...
...Alone-ville, Hermit Junction! 孤独镇 隐士村
You know what we gotta do? Get you out of here. 我们应该离开这里
Come on, I'll buy you breakfast, let's go. 我请你吃早餐 走吧
What if I never find somebody? Or worse, what if I found 要是我一直找不到伴侣 或更糟 我
her... 已经找到了
... but I dumped her because she pronounces it, 但我却因为她说"厚许"就甩了她
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"supposably"?
Chandler, come on, you're gonna find somebody. 钱德勒 别胡思乱想了 你会找到真
爱的
How do you know that? How? 你怎么知道
I don't know. I'm just trying to help you out. 我不知道 我只是想安慰你
You'll see, you guys are all gonna go off and get married, 你们将来都会结婚
and I'm gonna end up alone. 我会孤独一人
Will you promise me something? 你能不能答应我一件事
When you're married, will you invite me over for 你结婚后 过节时能不能请我去玩
holidays?
I don't know what we'll be doing. 我不知道我们到时会在干什么
I mean, what if we're over at her folks' place? 要是我和妻子到我岳父母那里过节
呢
Yeah, I understand. 我能理解
You can come over and watch the Super Bowl. 你可以过来看超级碗
Every year, all right? 每年都来 怎么样
You know what? I'm not gonna end up like this. 我不要像他这样的下场
I'll see you, man. 待会见 兄弟
"Supposably." "厚许"
Supposably! "厚许"
Did they go to the zoo? 他们去动物园了吗
Supposably. "厚许"吧
Hi. It's me. 是我
Oh, my God! 我的天
Janice? You called Janice? 珍妮丝 你打给珍妮丝
Yes. Janice. 是的 珍妮丝
Why is that so difficult for you to comprehend? 有什么难懂的
You remember Janice, right? 你还记得珍妮丝吧
Yes. She was smart, she was pretty and she honestly cared 是啊 她很聪明 很漂亮 而且很关心
about me. 我
Janice is my last chance to have somebody. 珍妮丝是我最后一根救命稻草
Hello! 你们好
Oh, my God! 我的天
Jeez, look how fat she got. 她真是胖了不少
- Hey, it's everybody! - Hi, Janice. -大家都在这里 -珍妮丝
Janice, you're.... 珍妮丝 你...
Yes, I am. 是的 我有了
- ls it? - ls it yours? -是不是 -是不是你的
You wish, Chandler Bing! 没那么好的事 钱德勒·宾
You are looking at a married lady now. 我已经是已婚人士了
Congratulations. 恭喜
Sweetie, I'm sorry. 甜心 真抱歉
You couldn't have told me about this on the phone? 你不能在电话上告诉我吗
And what? Miss the expression on your face? Oh, no! 要我错过看到你的表情 才不要
Janice likes to have her fun! 珍妮丝喜欢找乐子
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- Rache. You know what we haven't played in a while? - -瑞秋 你知道我们很久没玩什么了
What? 吗 -什么
Hide the lamp. 藏台灯
Monica, let it go. 摩妮卡 算了吧
Did you know I'm allergic to shellfish? 你知道我对贝类过敏吗
Then you'll just have to eat the other lamps. 那么你必须吃其它的台灯
It's scary scientist man. 可怕的科学家来了
Okay, Phoebe, this is it. 菲比 就是它了
In this briefcase I carry actual scientific facts. 在这个手提箱中 我带来了真正的科
学证据
A briefcase of facts, if you will. 可算是整个提箱的证据
Some of these fossils are over 200 million years old. 其中有些化石超过 2 亿年了
Ok, look, before you even start, I'm not denying 我要先告诉你 我并不否定进化论
evolution,
ok, I'm just saying that it's one of the possibilities. 进化论只是可能性之一
It's the only possibility.Phoebe. 进化论是唯一的可能 菲比
Ross, could you just open your mind, like, this much? 罗斯 你能不能把心胸敞开到这么宽
Wasn't there a time when the brightest minds in the world 以前最聪明的人
believed that the world was flat? 不也相信地球是平的
And, up until like what, 50 years ago, you all thought 五十年前 科学家认为 原子是最微
the atom was the smallest thing, 小的事物
until you split it open, and this like, whole mess of 后来科学家击碎了原子 于是产生了
crap came out. 各种玩意
Now, are you telling me that you are so unbelievably 难道你是如此自大
arrogant...
...that you can't admit that there's a teeny, tiny 无法承认有一丁点的可能
possibility...
...that you could be wrong about this? 你们科学家也许会犯错
There might be... 是有那么...
...a teeny... 一丁
...tiny... 点
... possibility. 可能性
I can't believe you caved. 我真不相信你中套了
- What? - You just abandoned your whole belief system! -什么 -你放弃了你的整个信仰
Before, I didn't agree with you, but at least I respected 以前我虽然和你意见不一 但我至少
you. 尊敬你
But.... 但是
How are you gonna go into work tomorrow? 明天你要怎么继续研究
How are you going to face the other science guys? 你要如何面对其他科学家
How are you going to face yourself? 你要如何面对你自己
That was fun. So who's hungry? 真好玩 有谁饿了
I am. 我饿了
Me too. Let me just get my coat. 我也是 我去拿外套
Ok, all right. 没事
It was an accident, I swear. 这是意外 我发誓
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I was putting on my jacket and the thing and the lamp 我正在穿外套 台灯就打碎了
and it broke.
Oh, please, Monica! You've always hated my lamp! 拜托 摩妮卡 你一直都讨厌我的台
灯
And now all of a sudden, it's just magically, it's just 突然间 它就奇迹似地打碎了
broken?
Phoebe, tell her? 菲比 告诉她
I didn't see it, because I was putting on my jacket. 我没看到 因为我正在穿外套
But I want to believe you. 但我想要相信你
Hey, Chandler. Monica just broke my seashell lamp. 钱德勒 摩妮卡打碎了我的贝壳台灯
Neat. 真好
I'm gonna die alone! 我会孤独地死去
Okay, you win. 好 算你赢
Chandler, you are not gonna die alone. 钱德勒 你不会孤独死去的
Janice was my safety net, okay? 本来珍妮丝是我的安全保障
And now I have to get a snake. 现在我必须去养一条蛇了
Why is that? 为什么
If I'm gonna be an old, lonely man, I'm gonna need a thing. 如果我会成为孤独老人 我需要养个
东西
You know, a hook. 有个依靠
Like that guy on the subway who eats his own face. 就像地铁上那个吃自己脸的人
So I figure I'll be "Crazy Man With A Snake." 我会成为"养蛇的疯子"
Crazy Snake Man. "疯蛇男"
Then I'll get more snakes, call them my babies. 然后我会养更多蛇 当成我的子女
Kids will run past my place!they will run. 小孩都不敢经过我的门口
"Run away from Crazy Snake Man," they'll shout! 他们会边跑边叫 "养蛇的疯子要来
抓人了"
You've got to get over this. Okay? 你必须想开一点 好吗
You're not gonna end up alone. 你不会孤独终老的
Of course I am. 我当然会
I reject anyone who's crazy enough to actually go out 我甩掉了所有笨得愿意跟我交往的
with me... 女孩
...and then I bitch that there aren't any great women 然后我抱怨找不到好女孩
out there.
Chandler, you have just described virtually 钱德勒 我们所交往的男人
every man that we've ever gone out with. 就跟你所描述的一样
You are not a freak. You're a guy. 你没什么问题 你只是个普通男人
She's right. She's right. 她说得对 她说得对
You're no different than the rest of them. 你和其他人没什么不同
Wait a minute, wait a minute. Yes, he is. 等一下 等一下 他是不一样
You are totally different. 你很与众不同
In a bad way? 比不上其他人吗
No, honey, in a wonderful way. 不 甜心 是胜过其他人
You know what you want now. 现在你知道你要什么
Most guys don't even have a clue. 大多数男人根本不知道
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You're ready to take risks, be vulnerable and intimate 你准备好接受风险 接受打击 和人
with someone. 亲近
You're not gonna end up alone. 你不会孤独终老的
Chandler, you called Janice. 钱德勒 你打电话给珍妮丝
That's how much you wanted to be with someone! 说明你希望安定了
- You've made it! -You're there! -你成熟了 -你变了
You are ready to make a commitment! 你准备好做出承诺了
Don't know about that! 哪有
What you got there? 你拿了什么
Something else that's not yours that you can break? 你想打碎的别人家东西吗
No. Um, I know you like this and I want you to have it. 不 我知道你喜欢这个 我要你收下
它
I think it'll look good in our apartment. 在我们公寓会很好看
Thank you. 谢谢
That's fine. 好吧
You'll all be pleased to know that I have a date tomorrow 你们会很高兴知道 明天晚上我有约
night. 会
This woman Allison from work. She is great. 我的同事爱莉森 人很不错
She's pretty, she's smart. 她又漂亮又聪明
And I've been holding off asking her out in the past, 我一直没有约她出来
because she has a unusually large head. 因为她的头超级大
But I'm not going to let that stuff hang me up anymore. 但我不想让这种事情牵绊我
Look at me. I'm growing. 看看我 我成熟了
You can't recycle yearbooks, can you? 年鉴能不能回收利用
I'll take that. 给我吧
You want his yearbook? 你要他的年鉴
Yeah,yeah. Some people said nice things about him. Think 有人说了他的好话 应该留下来
somebody should have it.
Gosh, this is so weird. 这真的很奇怪
His whole life was in this apartment and now it's gone. 他一生都在这公寓度过 现在人去楼
空
I think it would be nice if we just took a few moments 我想我们应该为哈克先生默哀一会
for Mr. Heckles. 儿
He was kind of a pain. He was, but he was a person. 他是个麻烦人物 但他也是个人
You're all going to hell. 你们全都会下地狱
It's really not that big! 其实没有那么大
- Taking that with you, huh? - Oh, yeah. -你要拿那个走 -没错
You coming? 走吗
Yeah.In a second. 走 等一下
Goodbye, Mr. Heckles. 再见 哈克先生
We'll try to keep it down. 我们会安静点
Oh, my major was totally useless. 我完全学非所用
How often do you look in the classifieds and see 报纸上什么时候看得到"招聘哲学家
"Philosopher Wanted"? "
Sure. 对啊
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My God, that's a big head! 天啊 头可真大
It didn't look this big in the office. Maybe it's the 在办公室看起来没这么大 也许是灯
lighting. 光原因
My head must look like a golf ball at work. 我的头在公司一定像高尔夫球那么
小
Don't get hung up on it. Quick! List five things you like 不要想了 快列出你喜欢她的五件事
about her.
Nice smile, good dresser. 笑容甜美 衣着得体
Big head, big head, big head! 大头 大头 还是大头

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Mom, would you relax? 妈 你放心好不好
That was 10 blocks from here, and that woman was walking 那里离这里有十条街 而且她是一个
alone at night. 人在晚上走
I would never do that. 我绝不会那样的
Mom, come on, stop worrying. 妈 别担心了
This is a safe street. This is a safe building. There's 这条街很安全 这栋楼很安全 没有
nothing 任何东西...
Oh, my God! What are you doing in here?! 天啊 你跑进来干什么
Mom, I gotta go! I gotta go! 妈 我必须挂电话了
Oh, my God! 天啊
That's fine, you just read the paper. 没关系 你尽管看报
I'm gonna get a pot. 我要去拿个锅子
It's not for you. 不是为了抓你
Okay, that's fine. 好 很好
Read the Family Circus... 看看《家庭马戏团》漫画
...enjoy the gentle comedy.... 好好品味它的轻幽默...
Oh, my God, my God, my God, my God.... 我的天 我的天 我的天...
It's open, you guys. 门没锁 伙计们
Can I help you? 有何贵干
Yeah, I'm looking for Phoebe, does she still live here? 我找菲比 她还住在这里吗
No, she doesn't. But I can get a message to her. 没有 但我可以帮你传话
Great. Just tell her her husband stopped by. 好 告诉她 她老公找过她
Her what? 她的什么
How did you do that? 你怎么变出来的
This is unbelievable, Pheebs. How can you be married? 真是不可思议 菲比 你怎么会结婚
了
I'm not "married" married, you know? 我们有名无实 你明白吗
He's just a friend, and he's gay... 他只是个朋友 而且他是同性恋
...and he was from Canada, and he needed a Green Card. 而且他来自加拿大 他需要绿卡
I can't believe you married Duncan! 我不相信你嫁给了邓肯
How could you not tell me?We lived together, We told each 你怎么没告诉我 我们住一起 无话
other everything. 不谈
I'm sorry, Monica but I knew if I told you, you'd get 抱歉 莫妮卡 但告诉你的话 你会评
really, like, judgemental 头论足
and wouldn't approve. 还不会赞成
Of course I wouldn't approve! 我当然不会赞成
You were totally in love with this guy who, hello, was 你对那人爱得死去活来 他还是个同
gay. 性恋
What the hell were you thinking? 你到底怎么想的
See? And you thought she'd be judgmental. 瞧 我们还以为她很爱评头论足
OK, I wasn't in love with him and I was just helping out 我并不爱他 我只是帮助一个朋友
a friend.
Please, when he left town, you stayed in your pajamas 少来 他离开后 你一个月都闷在家

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for a month 里没出门
And I saw you eat a cheeseburger. 我还看到你吃乳酪汉堡
Well, didn't you? 有没有
I might have. 也许有
I can't believe you didn't tell me. 我真不相信你没告诉我
Come on, like you tell me everything? 你会告诉我一切事情吗
What have I not told you? 我有什么没告诉你
I don't know. 我不知道
Umm,how about the fact that the underwear out thereon 比如说外面电线杆上的内衣...
the telephone pole is yours
from when you were having sex with Fun Bobby out on the 是你跟"有趣鲍比"在阳台上做爱时
terrace. 掉下去的
What? 什么
Wait a minute! Who told you? 等等 谁告诉你的
You are dead meat. 你死定了
I didn't know it was a big secret. 我不知道那是个大秘密
Oh, it's not big. Not at all. 的确不是大秘密 完全不是
I kind of the same as, say... 比方说 就像...
... I don't know, having a third nipple! 有人长了三个乳头
You have a third nipple? 你有三个乳头
You bitch! 你这贱人
Whip it out! Whip it out! 秀一秀 秀一秀
There's nothing to see! It's a tiny bump. It's totally 没什么好看的 只是个小突起 没有
useless. 用处
As opposed to your other multi-functional nipples? 那你其它乳头是多功能的吗
I can't believe you! You told me it was a nubbin. 你真是的 你说那是个小包
Joey, what did you think a nubbin was? 乔伊 你以为小包是什么
I don't know. You see something, you hear a word, I 听到了一个名字就不会多想了
thought that's what it was.
- Let me see it again! - Yes, show us your nubbin! -让我再看一看 -对 让我们看你的
小包
Joey was in a porno movie! 乔伊拍过色情电影
If I'm going down, I'm taking everybody with me! 我要完了 也得拖着人一起下水
- Oh, my God! - You were in a porno?! -老天 -你拍过色情片
I was young and I just wanted a job. Okay? 当时我很年轻 只想找个工作
But the last time I couldn't go through with it. 但最后一刻我无法做下去
They let me be the guy who fixes the copier but can't... 他们就让我演修复印机的人...
...because there's people having sex on it. 但因为有人在上面做爱 所以没能修
好
That is wild! 真是狂野
- What's it shaped like? - Yeah, is there a hair on it? -形状是什么样子 -有没有长毛
What happens if you flick it? 弹一下会怎么样
So does it do anything, you know, special? 有没有什么特殊功能
Pressing my third nipple opens the delivery entrance... 只要压我的第三个乳头...
...to the magical land of Narnia. 就会开启仙境之门
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In some cultures, having a third nipple is actually a 在有些文明中 第三个乳头象征了男
sign of virility. 性雄风
You get the best huts, and women dance naked around you. 会有热辣的女人光着身子围绕你跳
舞
Are any of these cultures, per chance, in the Tri-State 这些文明是否可能在三州交界处
area?
You know, you are so amazing. Is there anything you don't 你真是博学多闻 有什么是你不知道
know? 的
Julie's so smart! Julie's so special! 朱莉好聪明 朱莉好特别
Look, honey. I wanted you to hook up with Ross as much 亲爱的 我也希望你能与罗斯复合
as you did.
But he's with her now. You'll have to get over it. 但现在他与她在一起 你必须看开
Oh, I'm going to have to get over it. 原来我必须看开
I didn't know that's what I had to do. I just have to 我不知道该怎么办 原来只要看开就
get over it. 好
- Sassy lady! - Where are you going? -性感美女 -你要去哪里
I'm gonna go meet Duncan, he's skating tonight at the 我要去见邓肯 今晚他要去"公园"溜
Garden, 冰
He's in the Capades. 他是溜冰表演团的
- The lce Capades? - No, the Gravel Capades., -白雪溜冰团吗 -不 是在柏油路上
表演,白雪溜冰团是美国著名的冰上
舞蹈表演团体
The turns aren't as fast, but when Snoopy falls? Funny., 转得不会很快 可史努比跌倒时非常
好笑,史努比是一只和善憨直 喜欢
做白日梦的卡通小猎犬
I can't believe you'd dress up for him. 你竟然为他打扮了一番
You're setting yourself up all over again. 你又要重蹈覆辙了
Okay, no. 不会的
For your information, I'm going to see him so I can put 告诉你好了 我去看他只是为了能彻
all those feelings behind me. 底忘了他
The reason I'm dressed like this is because I think it's 我这样打扮是因为...
nice...
...to look nice for your gay husband. 我要让我的同性恋丈夫有面子
Darn it, we're all out of milk. 该死 没牛奶了
Chandler, will you fill me up here? 钱德勒 能不能给我挤一点
I see, I see. Because of the third-nipple thing. 我懂了 因为我有第三个乳头
Okay, sweetie, I'll see you later. 甜心 再见
- Bye. - Bye. -再见 -再见
- See you later, Rach. - Bye-bye, Julie. -再见 瑞秋 -再见 朱莉
Come on, cut it out! 别闹了
What? 什么事
- Can I ask you something? - Sure. -我能问你一件事吗 -好啊
What? 什么
Come on, talk to me. 对我说吧
What's the longest you've been in a relationship 你和男人从交往到发生关系...
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before...
... having the sex? 最长一次是多久
Why? Who's not? Are you and Julie not? 怎 么 了 谁 没 有... 你 和 朱莉 还 没
有...
Are you and Julie not having sex? 你和朱莉还没有发生关系
Technically? 严格说来
No. 没有
Is it because she's so cold in bed? 是不是因为她性冷淡
Or because she's kind of bossy, makes it feel like 还是因为她有点专横 感觉还不成熟
school?
No! She's great. And it's not like we haven't done 不 她很好 我们又不是什么都没做
anything.
We do plenty of other stuff. Lots of other stuff like 我们做了很多事情 像是...
No! Don't need to know the details. 不 没必要告诉我细节
No, it's just.... 不 只是...
It's me. 我的问题
I've only been with one woman my whole life... 我一辈子只跟一个人上过床...
...and she turned out to be a lesbian. 后来她变成了同性恋
So now I've got myself all psyched out. 所以现在我很害怕
It's become, like, this... 就像是...
...this thing! 这件事
You must just think I'm weird. 你一定以为我很怪
No, I don't think it's weird. 不 我不认为很怪
I think, in fact.... 我想...
- ln fact, you know what I think? - What? -你知道我怎么想吗 -怎么想
I think it's sexy. 我觉得这很性感
Sexy? 性感
Let me tell you something. As a woman... 让我告诉你 身为女人...
...there is nothing sexier... 没有任何事情...
...than a man who does not want to have sex. 比不想要做爱的男人更性感
No kidding? 真的
In fact, you know what I'd do? 你知道我会怎么做
I'd wait. 我会等
- You'd wait? - Yes, absolutely. I would wait... -你会等 -没错 我会等待...
...and wait.... 一直等待...
Then I'd wait some more. 然后我会一等再等
Really? 真的
I don't care if she tells you she wants it, she begs, 我 不 管 她 说 有 多 想 要 她 苦 苦 哀
she pleads... 求...
...she tells you she's gonna have sex with another man 她说她要跟其他男人做爱...
That just means it's working. 这只表示收到了效果
Women really want this? 女人真的希望这样
More than jewelry. 比对珠宝还要渴望
Phoebe! 菲比
Look at you! You look great! 你看起来真美
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Do I? Thank you. 真的吗 谢谢
So do you. Sparkly! 你也是 很耀眼
This is pretty wonderful, Mr. Major Capades Guy! 真是很棒 剧团的主角
I remember when you were just King Friday in Mr. Roger's 我还记得你只是儿童节目上的道具
Ice Is Nice.
You always said I'd make it. 你一直说我会成功的
Well, you know, I'm kind of spooky that way. 我有点未卜先知的怪才
Gosh, I missed you! 我好想你
- I'm gonna get changed. - Okay. -我要换衣服 -好的
- Now. - Yeah. -现在就要 -好
Oh! Right. Okay. 对 好的
Ole! 冲刺
What? 什么
The Matador.... 斗牛士...
Ole! 冲刺
- Sweetie, can you hold this for a second? - Sure. - -甜心 你能不能拿一下 -好 -谢谢
Thanks.
Julie. 朱莉
Sorry, you had a paleontologist on your face. 对不起 你脸上有个考古学家
But it's gone now. You're all right. 但现在没有了 没事
Hi, everyone. 各位
Listen, listen. 听着 听着
I wanted to thank you for our little talk before. 我要谢谢你先前的建议
No problem! So you're gonna go with the waiting thing? 没问题 所以你要等下去
I was going to, but after I talked to you, I talked to 我本来要等 但是后来我又跟乔伊谈
Joey. 了
Good. What did he say? 很好 他怎么说
Basically, he told me to get over myself and just do it. 他要我克服心理障碍 只管去做
So I thought about what you said and about what he said. 我权衡了你的话和他的话
And his way, I get to have sex tonight, so.... 照他的话 今晚我就该做爱了 所
以...
What is this in my pocket? 我口袋里有什么东西
Why, it's Joey's porno movie! 什么 是乔伊的色情电影
Pop it in! 放出来看看
I'm fine with it, I mean, if you're okay watching a 我不介意 只要你们愿意看...
video...
...filled with two-nippled people. 一大堆两个乳头的人
People having sex. That's just what I need to see. 大家都在做爱 正是我想要看的
What's wrong with people having sex? 做爱有什么不对
Well, you know, these movies are offensive... 这些电影情趣低下
...and degrading to women and females.... 侮辱女人和女性...
And the lighting's always unflattering. 灯光总是很呆板
- Monica, help me out here. - Hell, I wanna see Joey! -摩妮卡 帮我一下 -管你的 我要看
乔伊
So is there like a story or do they just stard doing it 有没有故事情节 还是直接切入...
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right. . .
Oh. Never mind. 没事了
Wait a minute. That is the craziest typing test I've ever 等一下 那是我见过最疯狂的打字测
seen. 试
All I say is, she'd better get the job. 我只能说 她最好被聘用
Looks to me like he's the one getting the job. 我看是他被"聘用"了
Here I come. Here I come. 我上场了 我上场了
See, I'm coming to fix the copier. 我来修理复印机
I can't get to the copier. I'm thinking, "What do I do? 但是我没法修 我在想"怎么办 怎么
What do I do?" 办"
So I just watch them have sex. 所以我只好看他们做爱
And then I say, wait, here's my line, 然后 我要开口了
You know, that's bad for the paper tray. 这样会压坏纸匣
- Nice work, my friend! - Thank you. -演得不错 老兄 -谢谢
Wait, you see me again. Hang on, the guy's butt's 等等 我又出镜了 这家伙的屁股挡
blocking me. 住我了
There I am. There I am. There I am.... 又有我了 又有了 又有了...
So what's up? You came to see me yesterday. 怎么回事 昨天你来找我
I kind of need a divorce. 我需要跟你离婚
O... 哦...
... kay. 好
How come? 为什么
Actually, I'm getting married again. 其实我要再婚了
What? 什么
God, I don't know how to tell you this. 我不知道要怎么说
I'm straight. I know, I... 我是直男 我知道 我...
I don't understand. How can you be straight? 我不懂 你怎么成直男了
You're so smart and funny... 你又聪明又幽默...
...and you throw such great Academy Award parties! 而且举办很棒的奥斯卡派对
I know. That's what I kept telling myself. 我也一直这么告诉自己
But you reach a point where you can't live a lie anymore. 但是到了某个程度 就无法再自欺欺
人了
How long have you known? 你知道多久了
I guess on some level I always knew I was straight. 我想我一直知道自己是直男
I thought I was supposed to be something else. 我以为自己不是
I'm an ice dancer, all my friends are gay. I was just 我是冰 上舞者 所有朋 友都是同志
trying to fit in. 我要合群
And there's actually a woman? 真的要跟一个女人结婚
Her name's Debra. 她叫黛博拉
Well, is she the first that you've been with? 她是不是你的第一个女人
I've never told you this... 我从来没告诉过你...
... but there were one or two times back in college 但在大学有一两次...
when I'd get drunk, go to a straight bar... 我喝得大醉 去了直男酒吧
...and wake up with a woman next to me. 醒来时身旁躺着个女人
But I told myself it was the liquor, and everyone 我说服自己是酒精作用 大学每个人
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experiments in college. 都在摸索
Sure. 当然
Now I know I don't have a choice about this. I was born 现在我知道我别无选择 我天生就是
this way! 直男
I don't know what to say. 我不知道该说什么
You're married to someone for six years and you think 嫁给一个人六年 以为自己很了解他
you know him.
And then one day he says, "Oh, I'm not gay!" 结果一天他突然说"我不是同性恋"
I'm still me. 我还是我
Why couldn't you just have figured this out six years 你为什么在六年前没有发现这件事
ago?
You know, it still smells like monkey in there., 里面闻起来还是有猴骚味,罗斯养过
猴子
That saves us the conversation. 我们又有话题可聊了
Well, listen, this has been great but I'm officially 今晚很好玩 但我累死了
wiped.
Me too. We should get going. 我也是 我们该走了
No! Come on, you guys! 不 你们别这样
Come on, it's only 11 :30. 现在才十一点半
Let's just talk. We never just hang out and talk anymore. 我们好好聊聊 我们好久都没有一起
聊过天了
Rachel, that's all we do. 瑞秋 我们在一起只有聊天
Maybe that's all we do. What about Julie? 也许我们是这样 但是朱莉呢
What about Julie? 朱莉怎么样
You have been in our lives for nearly two months now... 你已经融入我们将近两个月了
...and we don't really know you. 可我们还没有真正认识你
I mean, who is Julie? 朱莉是什么样的人
What do you like? What don't you like? 你喜欢什么 不喜欢什么
We want to know everything. 统统告诉我们
Well, that could take a while. 这可能要花一段时间
So? 所以呢
Who here does not have the time to get to know Julie? 谁没有时间深入了解朱莉
- I got the time to get to know Julie. - I got time. -我有时间来了解朱莉 -我有时间
Rach, I know her pretty well, can I go? 瑞秋 我跟她很熟了 我能回去吗
That's fine. 没关系
OK Julie, so now let's start with your childhood. What 朱莉 从你的童年开始讲起吧 是怎
was that like? 么样的
In a nutshell 简单地说...
So, have you told your parents? 你告诉你父母了吗
No, but it'll be okay. They're pretty cool. 还没有 应该没关系 他们不会介意
My brother's straight, so.... 我弟弟是直男 所以...
Here you go. 给你
You know what? I just have one more question. 我还有一个问题
If you had figured this out sooner, and I had been 如果你 早一点知道 而我也 在你身
around... 边...
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...do you think l would have been the one who...? 你想会不会是我...
No, no. That's all right. Don't tell me. 不 没关系 别告诉我
I don't think either answer would make me feel better. 不管是什么回答 都不会让我更好过
Here. 给
I love you, Phoebe. 我爱你 菲比
So your brother's straight, huh? 你弟弟是直男
Seriously. 说真的
and my second-grade teacher was Miss Thomas... 我的二年级老师是汤玛丝小姐
...and my first-grade teacher was Mrs. Cobb. 我的一年级老师是柯布小姐
Mrs. Gobb? 葛布小姐
No, Cobb. Like cobb salad. 不 柯布 就像柯布沙拉
What exactly is in a cobb salad? 柯布沙拉里面究竟有什么
I'm going home. 我要回家了
Boy, that Julie's a talker, huh? 朱莉可真是话唠
Good night. 晚安
It's pretty late. You're probably not still planning 很晚了 你大概还没有打算...
on....
No, I am. 我有
Are you nervous? 你紧张吗
No. I have done it before. 没 我以前做过
I mean, how are you gonna handle it? 你要怎么进行
Are you gonna talk about it beforehand? Are you just 你准备事先说好 还是直接上
gonna pounce?
I don't know. I guess I'm just gonna... 我不知道 我想我要...
...see what happens. 顺其自然
Okay. Good luck! 好吧 祝你好运
What? What? 什么 怎么了
Nothing.... 没事...
It is your first time with her, 这是你与她的第一次
and if the first time doesn't go well... 如果第一次就不顺利...
...well then, that's pretty darn hard to recover from. 那就很难再东山再起
Okay, now I'm nervous. 好 现在我紧张了
Maybe you should put it off. 也许你应该延期
No, I don't want to put it off! 不 我不要延期
I spent last year being so unbelievably miserable. 我去年一整年都痛苦不堪
And now I'm actually happy. 现在我很快乐
You know, I mean really happy. 真的很快乐
I just don't wanna.... 我不希望...
I don't wanna mess it up, you know? 我不希望搞砸了 你知道吧
I know. 我知道
I'm sorry. 对不起
No, it's not your fault. 不 这又不是你的错
Right. 对
Maybe it doesn't have to be this tough. 也许不需要这么困难
Maybe you were on the right track with that whole 也许你顺其自然是对的
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"spontaneous" thing.
- Women really like that. - Really? -女人都喜欢这样 -真的
Yeah. I mean if it were me, 对 如果是我
I'd want you to.... 我会希望你...
I don't know, catch me off guard with like a really... 趁我没有防备的时候...
...good kiss. 好好给我一个吻
Really sort of soft at first. 刚开始要很轻柔
And then maybe brush the hair away from my face. 然后也许把我的头发拨开
And then look far into my eyes... 凝视我的眼睛...
...in a way that lets me know something... 让我知道有美妙的事情...
...amazing is about to happen. 快要发生了
And then, I don't know, then... 然后 我不知道 然后...
...you'd pull me really close to you so that... 你会把我搂得更紧...
...so that I'd be pressed up right against you. 这样我就会紧紧贴着你...
And it would get kind of... 然后就会开始...
...sweaty... 流汗...
...and blurry. 目眩神迷...
And then it's just happening. 一切就自然发生...
Thanks, Rach. Good night! 谢谢 瑞秋 晚安
Oh, God! 天啊
Good morning! 早安
Well, somebody got some last night! 昨晚有人爽到了
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Man, I sure miss Julie. 我好想朱莉
Spanish midgets. 西班牙侏儒
Spanish midgets wrestling.... 西班牙侏儒摔跤...
Julie! Okay, I see how you got there. 朱莉 原来你是这样想到她的
You ever figure out what that thing's for? 你想过电话的用途吗
I'm trying this screening thing. 我在过滤电话
I figure if I always answer the phone, people will think 如果我老去接电话 大家会以为我天
I have no life. 天闲着没事
My God! Rodrigo never gets pinned! 老天啊 罗德里戈真是无往不胜
At the sound of the beep, you know what to do. 听到哔声后 自觉留言吧
Hello. I'm looking for Bob. 喂 我要找鲍勃
This is Jade. 我是洁德
I don't know if you 're still at this number, 我不知道你的电话改了没有
but I was just thinking about us, and how great it was, 不过我不断在想我们过去那段美好
的时光
I know it's been three years... 我知道都已经三年了
but I was kinda hoping we could hook up again. 可是我希望我们能够重修旧好
I barely had the nerve to make this call... 我差点没敢给你打这通电话
- ...so you know what I did? - What? -你知道我做了什么吗 -什么
I got a little drunk... 我喝得微醺
...and naked. 还一丝不挂
Bob here! 我是鲍勃
So what have you been up to? 你最近都在忙什么
Oh, you know, the usual. 还是老样子
Teaching aerobics... 教健美操
...partying way too much. 整天参加派对
And in case you were wondering, 我还要告诉你
... those are my legs on the new James Bond poster. 新 007 电影海报上那双腿是我的
Can you hold on a moment? I have another call. 你等我一下 有另一通电话打进来
- I love her! - I know. -我爱她 -我知道
- I'm back. - So are we gonna get together or what? -我回来了 -那我们到底要不要聚一
聚
Absolutely. 当然要
How about tomorrow afternoon? 明天下午怎么样
Do you know uh, Central Perk in the Village, say, 知道格林威治村的中央公园咖啡馆
five-ish? 吗 五点左右
- Great. I'll see you then. - Okay. -太棒了 到时见 -好的
Okay. Having a phone has finally paid off. 不错 我装上电话 终于物有所值了
You know you do do a good Bob impression... 就算你装鲍勃装得很像...
I'm thinking when she sees you tomorrow... 等她明天一看到你...
...she may realize you're not Bob. 就会发现你不是鲍勃本人了
I'm hoping that when Bob doesn't show up... 我只希望当她知道鲍勃放她鸽子的
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...she'll seek comfort in the arms of the stranger at 她会投向邻桌陌生人的怀抱
the next table.
Oh, my God. You are pure evil. 老天 你真是坏到骨子里去了
Okay, pure evil... 坏到骨子里
... horny and alone. 欲求不满
I've done this. 我试过后者
Yeah, everybody's here. 对 大家都在
Hey, everybody! Say hi to Julie in New Mexico! 各位 跟新墨西哥的朱莉打声招呼吧
Hi, Julie. 朱莉
Hi, Julie. 朱莉
While Ross is on the phone... 趁罗斯在讲电话
...everybody owes me 62 bucks for his birthday. 每人交 62 块庆祝他的生日
Is there any chance that you're rounding up from... 你可不可以去个零头
...you know... ...from like 20? 差不多...20 块这样子
Come on, we got the gift, the concert and the cake. 少来了 要有礼物 演唱会 还有蛋糕
Do we need a cake? 蛋糕也需要吗
Look, guys. I know it's a little steep., 各位 我知道数目有点大,steep 也有
急剧升降的意思
But it's Ross. 不过是罗斯的生日呀
It's Ross. 不过是罗斯呀
All right. Okay. See you later. I gotta go... 好了 咱们待会儿见 我还得去...
...do a thing! 做件事
Okay, sweetheart, I'll call you later tonight. 好了 甜心 我晚上再打给你
You're not really going through with this, are you? 你不是真的要那么做吧 老兄
You know, I think I might just. 我非做不可
What are you guys doing for dinner tonight? 你们晚上吃什么
Well, I gotta start saving up for Ross' birthday. 我想我要开始为罗斯的生日存钱了
I guess I'll just stay home and eat dust bunnies. 我只好待在家里吃灰尘了
Can you believe how much this costs? 怎么那么贵呢
Do you guys ever get the feeling that... 你们有时候会不会觉得...
... Chandler and those guys... 钱德勒和他们...
...don't get that we don't make that much money as they 根本不明白 我们赚的钱没他们多
do?
Yes. They always say let's go here, let's go there. 对 他们总是说"咱们去这儿 去那儿
"
Like we can afford to go here and there. 好像我们真的有那个闲钱一样
Yes, and we always have to go to, you know, someplace 对 而且我们总是得去"好地方" 你
nice. You know? 知道吗
And it's not like we can say anything about it, 我们连反对的权利都没有
because this is a birthday thing... 因为这是为了庆生...
...and it's "for Ross." 为罗斯庆生
- For Ross. - For Ross. -为罗斯 -为罗斯
Oh, my God! 老天
I'm at work... 我在上班
...just an ordinary day, chop, chop, saute, saute. 我跟往常一样工作 切切切 煎煎煎
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Suddenly, Leon, the manager, calls me into his office. 突然间 我们经理李昂叫我去他的办
公室
It turns out they fired the lunch chef, and guess who 原来他们开除了午餐大厨 你们猜谁
got the job? 顶上了
If it's not you, this is a horrible story. 如果不是你的话 那就太讨厌了
Fortunately, it is me. 幸好 就是我
And they made me head of purchasing, thank you very much. 他们还升我为采购主任 感激不尽
That's so cool! 太棒了
Anyway, I just ran into Ross and Chandler downstairs, 我刚在楼下碰见了罗斯和钱德勒
and they think we should go out and celebrate. 他们觉得我们该出去庆祝一下
You know, someplace nice. 去个好地方
Someplace nice. 去个好地方
How much you think I can get for my kidney? 你们觉得我的肾能卖多少钱
I'm tellin' you. You can't do this. 说真的 你不能这么做
Come on. I can't get a girl like that with conventional 要是走传统路线 我永远把不到那种
methods. 尤物
That doesn't matter. She wanted to call Bob. 那有什么关系呢 她要找的是鲍勃
Hey, for all we know, Bob is who she was meant to be with. 鲍勃一定是她理想的对象
You may be destroying two people's chance for happiness. 你这么做或许会毁了两个人幸福快
乐的机会
We don't know Bob. 我们不认识鲍勃
We know me. We like me. Please let me be happy. 我们认识我 我们喜欢我 拜托 让我
快乐起来
Go over there and tell that woman the truth. 你过去告诉那个女人实话
All right. 好吧
Go. 快去
Listen, I have to.... 是这样 我要...
I have to confess something. 我要向你坦白一件事
Yes? 什么事
Whoever stood you up is a jerk. 放你鸽子的人是混蛋
- How did you - I don't know. -你怎么... -我不知道
I just had this weird sense. But that's me, I'm weird 我有第六感 我就是这样 古怪而敏
and sensitive. 感
Tissue? 面纸
Thanks. 谢谢
No, you keep the pack. 不用 你留着用吧
I'm all cried out today. 我今天已经"哭"干了
Here is to my sister, the newly appointed head lunch 这杯敬我刚刚被升为午餐大厨的老
chef. 妹
Who is also in charge of purchasing. 现在还负责采购
Newly appointed head lunch chef who is also in charge 恭贺她荣升为午餐大厨 还负责采购
of purchasing...
Who has her own little desk when Roland's not there. 罗兰不在的时候 她还有自己的小办
公桌
Lunch chef, purchasing, own little desk when Roland's 午餐大厨 采购 罗兰不在时 有自己
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not there... 的小办公桌
- here's to my little sis... - Wait! And I got a beeper! -敬我的老妹... -等等 我还有传呼
器
Cool. 厉害
That's fine, I'll just wait. 没关系 我等好了
Sorry. 抱歉...
Monica! 敬摩妮卡
Are we ready to order? 各位可以点菜了吗
You know what? We haven't even looked yet. 对不起 我们还没看菜单
When you do, let me know. 那你们看过之后再叫我
I'll be over there on the edge of my seat. 我会在那边引颈而盼
Look at these prices! 看这些标价
Yeah, these are pretty "cha-ching.", 是呀 跟"抢钱"似的,收银机的开关
声
I know! What are these, famous chickens? 这些是什么 名牌鸡吗
- Sorry I'm late. Congratulations, Mon. - Thanks. -抱歉 我迟到了 恭喜你 摩妮卡 -
谢谢
I'm not sorry I'm late. How incredible was my afternoon 我不后悔迟到 我跟洁德的午后约会
with Jade? 太美妙了
Well, pretty incredible according to the message she 从她在我答录机上给你的留言看来
left you on my machine. 的确很美妙
Hey, Chandler, why is this woman leaving a message for 钱德勒 她为什么会在我的答录机留
you on my machine? 话给你呢
Oh, see, I had to tell her that my number was your number, 我必须要告诉她 我的号码是你的号
码...
because I couldn't tell her that my number was my number 因为我不能告诉她 我的号码是我的
号码...
because she thinks that my number is Bob's number. 因为她以为 我的号码是鲍勃的号码
Tell me again. What do I do when Mr. Roper calls? 你再说一次 罗柏先生来电时我怎么
办
Do I dare ask? 可以点菜了吗
Yeah. I'll start with the carpaccio, and then the grilled 好 我要先来一份生牛肉 然后再来
prawns. 一份烤虾
That sounds great. Same for me. 听起来不错 我也一样
And for the gentleman? 那这位先生呢
I'll have the Thai chicken pizza. 我要泰国鸡肉披萨
But if I get it without the nuts and leeks and stuff... 如果我的披萨不加干果和大葱什么
的...
...is it cheaper? 会不会便宜点
You'd think, wouldn't you? 你觉得可能吗
Miss? 小姐呢
Ok, I will have the side salad. 好了 我想要点配餐沙拉
And what would that be on the side of? 那要配在什么菜旁边呢
I don't know. 我不知道
Why don't you put it right here next to my water? 你就帮我放在我的水旁边好了
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And for you? 那你呢
I'm gonna have a cup of the cucumber soup and... 我想我要来一碗黄瓜汤 还有...
...take care. 走好
I will have the Cajun catfish. 我要一份卡津鲶鱼
Anything else? 还要别的吗
Yes, how about a verse of "Killing Me Softly"? 给我吟诵一首《温柔杀手》怎么样
You're gonna sneeze in my fish, aren't you? 你会朝我的鱼打喷嚏 对不对
Plus tip, divided by six.... 加上小费 再除以六
Everyone owes 28 bucks. 好了 每个人给我 28 块钱
Everyone? 每个人
Oh! You're right, I'm sorry. 你说得对 对不起
Thank you. 谢谢
It's Monica's big night. She shouldn't pay. 今天是摩妮卡的重要日子 她不用付
Thank you. 谢谢
So five of us is... 用五个人去除...
...33.50 a piece. 每个人 33.5 元
No. No way. Sorry, not gonna happen. 不行 抱歉 不可能
Prom night flashback. 毕业舞会重演
Sorry, Monica. I'm feeling happy you got promoted... 对不起 摩妮卡 你升了职 我替你高
兴...
... but cold cucumber mush for 30-something bucks? 可是冷黄瓜糊要三十几块
No! 不行
Rachel just had that little salad... 瑞秋只点了那盘小沙拉...
...and Joey with his teeny pizza! 乔伊只吃了片小得可怜的披萨
Okay, Pheebs. 好吧 菲比
How about we'll each pay for what we had? 那我们就各付各的 好吗
It's no big deal. 小事一桩
Not for you. 你当然不当回事
All right, what's going on? 到底怎么了
Look, guys, I really don't wanna get into this right now. 算了 各位 我现在真的不想谈这事
It'll make everybody uncomfortable. 这样只会让大家心里有疙瘩
You can tell us. 拜托 说出来吧
Yeah, hello? It's us. We'll be fine. 对啊 尽管说吧 没关系的
We three... 我们三个...
...feel like that... 觉得...
...sometimes you guys don't get that.... 你们有时候不太明白...
We don't have as much money as you. 我们没你们那么有钱
Okay. 好吧
I hear you. 我懂了
We can talk about that. 我们可以好好谈谈
Well, then... 那么...
...let's. 我们就
I guess I just never think of money as an issue. 我想我只是从没想过钱是个问题
- Because you have it. - That's a good point! -那是因为你有钱 -说得好
So how come you guys haven't talked about this before? 你们以前怎么没提过这个问题呢
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Because it's always something. Like with Monica's new 因为总 是有事要庆 祝 像摩妮 卡升
job... 职...
...or the whole Ross' birthday hoopla. 或是罗斯的生日狂欢...
I don't want my birthday to be the source of any kind 我 可 不 希 望 我 的 生 日 让 大 家 不 开
of negative.... 心...
There's gonna be a hoopla? 你们要为我搞狂欢吗
Basically there's the thing, and then the stuff after 基本上有这项安排 事后还有一些东
the thing 西...
If it makes anybody feel better, forget the thing... 我们也可以不管那项安排
...and we'll just do the gift. 只送礼物就好了
Gift? The thing's not the gift? 礼物 礼物不就是那项安排吗
No, the thing was, we were gonna go see Hootie and the 不 那项安排是一起去看"混混与自
Blowfish., 大狂",美国南加州民谣摇滚乐团
Hootie and the... "混混与自大狂"
I can catch them on the radio. 我可以到时听广播
No. Now I feel bad. You wanna go to the concert. 不 现在我愧疚了 你想去看现场演
唱会的
No, look. It's my birthday... 不 听着 这是我的生日...
...and the important thing is that we're all be together. 重要的是我们大家一起过
- All of us. - Together. -全部 -一起过
Not at the concert. 不是去演唱会
- Okay, thank you. - Thanks. -好 谢谢 -谢了
So, the Ebola virus. That's gotta suck, huh?, 那个依 波拉病毒 被感染 到一定很
惨,一种肇致出血性发热症线状病毒
Gee, Monica. What's in the bag? 天呐 摩妮卡 袋子里装的什么
I don't know, Chandler. Let's take a look. 不知道 钱德勒 咱们看一下吧
Oh, it's like a skit. 像在演滑稽短剧
Why, it's dinner for six. Five steaks... 是六人份的晚餐 有五块牛排
...and an eggplant for Phoebe. 和一根给菲比的茄子
We switched meat suppliers at work, 我们餐厅换了肉食供应商
and the new guys gave me the steaks as a thank-you. 新供应商送了我这些牛排谢我
But wait, there's more. Chandler, what is in that 等等 还有 钱德勒 那信封里还有什
envelope? 么
By the way, this didn't seem so dorky out in the hall. 对了 刚才在外面排演时那没么蹩脚
的
Why, it's six tickets to Hootie and the Blowfish! 是六张"混混与自大狂"的演唱会门
票
The Blowfish! "自大狂"哦
It's on us. So don't worry. This is... 算在我们头上 所以别担心 我们...
...our treat. 请客
Thank you. 谢了
Could you be less enthused? 你们的热情哪儿去了
Look, it's a nice gesture. It is. 各位 你们是一番好意没错
But it just feels like.... 可是我们觉得这像...
Like? 像什么
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Charity. 施舍
Charity? 施舍
We're just trying to do a nice thing here. 我们只是想让大家高兴
Ross, you have to understand that your nice thing makes 罗斯 可你们的好意让我们觉得我们
us feel this big. 这么渺小
Actually, it makes us feel that big. 事实上 是这么小
I don't understand. We can't win with you guys. 我不懂 我们怎样做都不对
If you guys feel this big, maybe that's not our fault. 你们觉得那么渺小的话 那或许不是
我们的错
Maybe that's just how you feel. 或许只是因为你们感觉有问题
Now you're telling us how we feel. 现在我们的感觉要你们来说了
Ok, we never should have talked about this. 你看 我们根本就不该提这事的
I'm gonna pass on the concert. 我想我不去演唱会了
I'm just not in a very "Hootie" place right now. 因为我现在不太有心情去"混"
- Me neither. - Me too. -我也是 -我也是
Guys, we bought the tickets. 各位 我们票都已经买好了
Then you'll have extra seats for all your tiaras and 那你们就有空座放头冠什么的了
stuff.
Why did you look at me when you said that? 你说这话的时候为什么盯着我看
So I guess now we can't go. 这下子我们都不能去了
Do what you want. Do we always have to do everything 你们想去就去啊 我们非得集体行动
together? 不可吗
You know what? You're right. 知道吗 你说得对
Fine. 很好
Fine. 很好
Fine. 很好
Fine. 很好
Fine. 很好
All right. 好吧
We're gonna go. 我们会去的
It's not for another six hours. We're gonna go then. 不过还有六个小时 我们到时候再去
- Chandler. - Yeah. -钱德勒 -在
Are you ready? 天啊 你准备好了吗
Just let me grab my jacket and tell you I had sex today. 好了 等我先拿个外套 还有我今天
上床了
What? You had sex today? 什么 你今天上床了
It sounds even cooler when somebody else says it! 从别人嘴里说出来感觉更酷
I was awesome. She was biting her lip to stop from 我很厉害 我让她爽到咬住嘴唇才忍
screaming. 住叫声
I know it's been a while, but I took that as a good sign. 我知道我很久没有这样了 但我认为
这是好现象
Still doing the screening thing? 你还在过滤电话吗
I had sex today. 我今天上床了
I never have to answer that phone again. 我再也不用去接那个电话了
At the sound of the beep, you know what to do. 听到哔声后 自觉留言吧
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Hey, Bob. It's Jade. Listen. 鲍勃 我是洁德 听着
I wanted to tell you I was really hurt when you didn 't 你那天放我鸽子 我难过极了
show up yesterday.
And just so you know, I ended up meeting a guy. 结果你知道吗 我认识了另一个人
Bob here. 我是鲍勃
So you met someone, huh? 你认识了别人
Yes, I did. 没错
In fact, I had sex with him two hours ago. 事实上 我两小时前还跟他上床了
So how was he? 那他表现怎么样
Oh, Bob, he was nothing compared to you. 鲍勃 他跟你没法比
I had to bite my lip to keep from screaming your name. 我拼命咬住嘴唇才忍住没叫出你的
名字
Well, that makes me feel so good. 很高兴听你这么讲
It was just so awkward and bumpy. 他的技术太差了
Maybe he had some kind of new cool style that you're not 或许是因为他用了些你不熟悉的新
familiar with. 招式
You have to get used to it. 你习惯就好了
There wasn 't much time to get used to it... 没多少时间让我去习惯了
...if you know what I mean. 懂我的意思吗
You know what? I'm not gonna be able to enjoy this. 知道吗 我想我不会有心情听这演唱
会
I know. It's my birthday. We all should be here. 我知道 这是我的生日 我们都该聚
在一起的
So let's go. 那就走吧
Well, maybe we should stay for one song. 或许我们应该听一首再走
Yeah. It would be rude to them for us to leave now. 对 现在离开对他们很不礼貌
The guys are probably having a great time. 说不定他们现在正玩得很开心呢
Come on, you guys. One more time. 来吧 再猜一次
Ok. One. 好吧 —
Nooo. 错了
- Amazing! - Excellent, that was excellent. -不可思议 -真棒 棒极了
I can't believe the guys missed it! 真不能相信他们错过了
What guys? Oh, yeah. 你说谁 哦对
Excuse me. You're Monica Geller aren't you? 请问 你是盖勒摩妮卡 对吧
- Do I know you? - You used to be my babysitter. -我们认识吗 -你以前当过我的保姆
Oh, my God! Little Stevie Fisher? 天啊 小史蒂夫·费歇尔
How have you been? 你现在怎么样了
Good. I'm a lawyer now. 很好 我现在是律师了
You can't be a lawyer. You're 8. 你不可能是律师 你才八岁
Listen. It was nice to see you. I gotta run backstage. 听着 很高兴见到你 我要去后台了
Wait, backstage? 等等 后台
My firm represents the band. 他们是我公司代理的
- Ross. - Chandler. -我是罗斯 -我是钱德勒
You guys wanna meet the group? 你们想见见乐队成员吗
Come on. 那走吧
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Are you one of the ones that fooled around with my Dad? 对了 你以前也跟我爸乱搞过吗
Hey, you guys! 大家好
Happy birthday! 生日快乐
Oh, thank you. Thanks. 谢谢 谢了
How was your night last night? 你们昨天晚上过得怎么样
Oh, well, it pretty much sucked. How was yours? 无聊透顶 你们呢
Ours pretty much sucked too. 我们也觉得无聊透顶
But I ran into Stevie Fisher. Do you emember him? 但是我碰到了小史蒂夫·费歇尔 还
记得吗
Oh, yeah! I used to baby-sit him. 记得 我当过他的保姆
Hey, how's his dad? 他爸好吗
Good. 很好
Aside from that, the whole evening was pretty much a 除此之外 我们昨天整晚都很不顺
bust.
Yeah, we really missed you guys. 对 我们很想念你们
Yeah, we were just saying, this whole thing is so stupid. 对 我们刚才还说 这件事实在是太
小儿科了
We just have to really, really not 我们绝不能
let stuff like money, get like 让钱这种事影响...
Is that a hickey? 那个是吻痕吗
Oh, no, I just.... 不 我只是...
I fell down. 我跌倒了
On someone's lips? 跌在别人嘴上
Where'd you get the hickey? 你那吻痕哪里来的
You know, a party or 派对或...
What party? 什么派对
It wasn't a party so much as a... 也不算是派对 只能算是...
...a gathering of people. 一群人聚在一起
With food and music and... 有吃的 有音乐 还有...
...and the band. 乐团
You partied with Hootie and the Blowfish? 你们跟"混混与自大狂"狂欢了
Yes. Apparently, Stevie and Hootie are like this. 对 很显然史蒂夫跟"混混"是死党
Who gave you that hickey? 那吻痕是谁给的
That would be the work of a Blowfish. 是其中一个"自大狂"弄的
I can't believe it! I can't believe this! 我真不敢相信
We're just sitting at home, trying to guess Joey's 我们呆坐在家里 猜乔伊的手指头
fingers...
...and you guys are partying and having fun and all: 而你们却跑出去疯狂作乐
"Hey, Blowfish, suck on my neck!" 还喊着 "自大狂 吸我脖子"
Don't blame us. You could've been there. 不要怪我们 本来你们也可以去的
What? As part of your "poor friends outreach program"? 什么 当"接受你们施舍的穷朋友"吗
Oh, great. It's work. Can I? 这下可好 有公事 能借电话用吗
I don't know what to say. I'm sorry we make more money 我不晓得该说什么 很抱歉我们赚的
than you. 钱比你们多
But we're not gonna feel guilty about it. We work really 可我们不会因此感到愧疚 因为我们
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hard for it. 工作很努力
And we don't work hard? 我们就不努力吗
It's Monica. I just got a page. 我是摩妮卡 我刚收到寻呼
It's just that sometimes we like to do stuff that costs 有时我们会想做比较花钱的事
a little more.
And you feel like we hold you back. 是我们拖你们后腿了
Yes. No. 对 错
Leon, wait. 李昂 等等
Guys! 各位
I don't understand. 我不明白
Those steaks were a gift from the meat vendor. 那些牛排只是肉商送来的礼物
That was not a kickback. 那不是回扣
Come on. I'll just replace them, and we can forget the 拜托 那我付钱给他们好了 这事就
whole thing. 当算了
What corporate policy? 什么公司政策
No. 不
Yeah. Okay. 好 好的
I just got fired. 我被开除了
Here's your check. That'll be $4.12. 你们的帐单 一共 4.12
Let me get that. 我来付
You got 5 bucks? 你有没有五块
Here comes the beep. You know what to do. 听到哔声后 自觉留言吧
Hi, it's me. 是我
Listen, Bob. I'm probably way out of line here. 听着 鲍勃 我可能要求过分了
It's been three years, and you 're probably seeing 都 过 三 年 了 说 不 定 你 另 交 女 友
someone else now... 了...
...but if we could have one night together, for old time 可看在我们以往的情分上 能不能共
's sake.... 度一夜
One hot, steamy, wild night.... 度过干柴烈火的一晚

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Who the winny-binny boy? 谁是小不点儿
You the winny-winny-binny-binny boy! 你是小小的小不点儿啊
Don't cry. 别哭啊
Don't cry. 别哭啊
Why is he still crying? 他为什么还在哭
Let me hold him for a sec. 我来抱他一下
Here we go. 来 爸爸抱
There we are. 不哭了
Maybe it's me. 可能他不喜欢我
Don't be silly. Ben loves you. He's just being Mr. Cranky 别傻了 本爱你 他只是爱闹脾气而
Pants. 已
You know, I once dated a Miss Cranky Pants. 我跟一个爱闹脾气的约过会
Lovely girl. Kinda of moody. 很可爱 有点情绪化
There we go, all better. 好了 好多了
There's my little boy. 这才是小乖乖
Can I see something? 我可以试试吗
Cool! 厉害
He hates me. My nephew hates me! 他讨厌我 我的侄子还讨厌我
Stop. Don't do this. 好啦 别这么想
What if my own baby hates me? What am I gonna do then? 要是我自己孩子也讨厌我呢 到时怎
么办
Monica, stop! This is nuts. 摩妮卡 别说了 太不着边际了
Do you know how long it's gonna be before you actually 你知道要过多久才会遇到这个问题
have to deal with this problem? 吗
You don't even have a boyfriend yet. 你现在连男友都还没
Joey, she does not look fat. 乔伊 她看起来不胖
- Here you go. - Hey, Mon. -拿去 -莫妮卡
Goo, goo, goo! 咯咯咯
That is so funny! Let me see that a sec. 真好笑 我来试试
- You okay, Ross? - I don't know. -你还好吧 罗斯 -不知道
What's in this pie? 这派用的什么原料
I don't know. Butter and eggs and flour and lime and kiwi 记不清了 奶油 鸡蛋 面粉 莱姆 奇
异果
Kiwi? Kiwi?! 奇异果 奇异果
You said it was a key lime pie. 你之前说这是青柠派
No, I didn't. I said kiwi lime. That's what makes it so 不是 我说的是奇异果派 那样味道
special. 才特别
That's what's gonna kill me. 那样才会置我于死地
I'm allergic to kiwi. 我对奇异果过敏
No, you're not. You're allergic to lobster and peanuts 你才不会呢 你会过敏的是龙虾 花
and 生跟...
Oh, my God! 天啊
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Is your tongue swelling up? 你的舌头肿了吗
Either that or my mouth is getting smaller! 难不成是我的嘴小了
All right. Get your coat. We're going to the hospital. 好 穿上外套 我们去医院
- Is he gonna be ok? - Yeah, he's just gotta get a shot. -他不会有事吧 -不会 打一针就好
了
You know, actually, it's getting better. It is. It is. 其实我觉得好多了 真的
Let's not go. Anyone up for Scrabble? 别去了 谁要玩拼字游戏
Jacket, now! 去穿外套
What about Ben? We can't bring a baby to the hospital. 但是本怎么办 我们可不能带孩子上
医院
We'll watch him. 交给我们吧
I don't think so. 够呛
What? I have seven Catholic sisters. 怎么了 我有七个天主教姐妹
I've taken care of hundreds of kids. 我照顾过上百个小孩
Come on, we want to do it. Don't we? 别这样 我们想帮忙 对不对
I was going to play basketball... 拜托 我本来想去打篮球的
... but I guess that's out the window. 不过球被丢出窗外了
Okay. If you take him out for a walk, remember to bring 好 如果带他去散步 记得帮他戴帽
his hat,okay? 子 好吗
There's milk in the refrigerator and diapers in the bag. 冰箱里还有一些牛奶 尿布在袋子里
Hat, milk.... 帽子 牛奶
Got it! 懂了
Thro up a thro thro--a thro thro! [罗斯大舌头 不知所云]
Consider it done! 包在我们身上
You understood that? 你听得懂吗
My uncle Sal has a really big tongue. 懂啊 我沙叔叔就有大舌头
Is he the one with the beautiful wife? 是老婆很漂亮的那个吗
Hey Rach, wanna hear the new song I'm thinkin' of singing 瑞秋 想听我今天下午要唱的新歌吗
this afternoon?
- I wrote it this morning in the shower. - Okay. -今天早上洗澡的时候写的 -好
I'm in the shower And I'm writing a song. 我一边洗澡 一边在写歌
Stop me if you've heard it 听过的话 请阻止我
My skin is soapy and my hair is wet 我全身泡沫 头发湿搭搭
And Tegrin spelled backward is nirget. 海飞丝倒过来 就是丝飞海
Rachel, sweetheart, could I see you for a minute? 瑞秋 亲爱的 过来一下好吗
What's up? 什么事
F.Y.I.. 告诉你
I've decided to pay a professional musician to play here 我已经决定聘请一位职业歌手周日
on Sundays afternoon. 下午来演出
Her name is Stephanie something. She's supposed to be 她叫斯蒂芬妮什么的 应该还不错
very good.
But what about Phoebe? 但菲比怎么办
Rachel, it's not that your friend is bad, 瑞秋 不是说你朋友表演差
It's that she's so bad... 是实在太差了
...she makes me want to put my finger through my eye into 让我想把手指头穿过眼睛伸进脑袋
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my brain...
...and swirl it around. 然后把它搅成浆糊
Okay, so you're not a fan. 那好 你不欣赏她的歌
But, I mean, come on. You cannot do this to her. 可是你不能这样对她
Oh, no no no no. Oh no no no no.I have to do this to her? 不不不 你叫我出面
Lather, rinse, repeat 涂皂 冲水 再来
And lather, rinse, repeat 涂皂 冲水 再来
And lather, rinse, repeat 涂皂 冲水 再来
As needed 洗干净为止
You know, I don't think we brought enough stuff. 我觉得我们东西没有带够
Did you forget to pack the baby's anvil? 你是不是忘带宝宝的止痛贴片了
I'm telling you, it'll be worth it. 我告诉你 这绝对值
It's a known fact that women love babies. 大家都知道女人最爱宝宝了
Women love guys who love babies. It's the whole sensitive 女人爱喜欢宝宝的男人 这是感性的
thing. 问题
Aim him at that pack of babes. Maybe one of them will 把他对准那边的宝贝们 说不定会过
break away. 来一个
No. Wait, forget them. We got one. Hard left. 不 等一下 她们就算了 正左方来了
一个
- Give me the baby. - No, I got him. -来 宝宝给我 -不要 我要抱
Come on, seriously. 快 我说真的
Oh, seriously, you want him? 你真的要他吗
Who is this little cutie-pie? 这个小可爱是谁啊
Well, don't think me immodest, but... 不是我脸皮厚 但真是...
... me. 我
Want to smell him? 要不要闻闻
I assume we're talking about the baby now. 你现在指的是宝宝吧
Yeah. He's got that great baby smell. Get a whiff of his 是呀 他的宝宝味好香 闻闻他的头
head.
I think my uterus just skipped a beat. 我想我的子宫震颤了一下
What'd I tell you? 你看吧
It's great you're doing this. 你们这样带孩子真好
Well, we are great guys. 我们都是好男人
My brother and his boyfriend have been trying to adopt 我弟弟跟他的男友试了三年都领养
for three years. 不到孩子
What agency did you two go through? 你们是找哪一家机构
But this is my gig. 可这是我的驻点场所
This is where I play. 这是我的地盘
My name is written out there in chalk. 我的名字用粉笔写在外面
You know, you can't just erase chalk. 你不能把粉笔擦掉的
Honey, I'm sorry. 对不起 我很遗撼
And he's going to be paying this woman? 他居然还要付这个女人酬劳
Why doesn't he just give her a throne and a crown? 那他干脆给她一个宝座 一顶皇冠
And, like, a gold stick with a ball on top? 还有一根上面有球的权杖
Terry is a jerk! That's why we always say, "Terry's a 泰利是混蛋 所以我们才常说"泰利
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jerk!" 是混蛋"
That's where that came from. 他的外号就是这么来的
You probably did everything you could. 你说不定已经尽力了
Okay. You know what? Let me just see what else I could 好吧 我再去试试其它办法
do.
All right. Look. Look. 听我说 听我说
Why don't you just let her go on after Stephanie whatever 要不让她在那个斯蒂芬妮什么的表
her name is. 演完再唱吧
You won't be here. You don't pay her.It's not gonna cost 你又不在这里 又不付她钱 没什么
you anything. 损失
I don't know. 我不知道
Come on, Terry, I'll even clean the cappuccino machine. 拜托 泰瑞 我帮你洗卡布基诺机好
了
You don't clean the cappuccino machine? 你平常不洗卡布基诺机吗
Of course I clean it. 当然洗啊
I mean, I will clean it. 我是说我会好好洗
I mean, I will clean it. 洗得干干净净
All right, fine, fine, fine! 好吧 真是拿你没辙
- Done. - Really? -搞定了 -真的
Yeah. Who's working for you, babe? 是啊 不看是谁出马了 亲爱的
Oh, my God! This is so exciting! How much am I gonna get? 天啊 太好了 我能拿多少酬劳
What? 什么
Well you said that he's paying the people who are 你说他要付钱给演出的人 那...
playing.
Oh, no, no no. I meant that he's gonna be paying that 不不 我是说他要付给另一个女人
other woman
because she's a professional. 因为她是职业歌手
I'm not gonna be the only one who's not getting paid. 我可不想当唯一免费表演的人
- Well, but Pheebs. - No, huh uh, I'm sorry, no. -可菲比... -不行 对不起 不行
No, I'm not some sloppy second, you know, charity band. 不 我可不是什么二流的慈善乐队
There are thousands of places in this city... 纽约城里有成千上万个地方
...where people would pay to hear me play. 愿意付我出场费
When I play, I play for me 我为自己而弹唱
I don't need your charity 用不着你的施舍
Thank you! 谢谢
Well, there's no way I'm gonna get a shot. 我才不要扎针
Maybe they can take the needle and squirt it into my 他们可以把药水打进我的嘴里
mouth.
Like a squirt gun. 就像打水枪那样
Hello there. I'm Dr. Carlin. 你们好 我是卡林医生
I see someone's having a little allergic reaction. 我看有人有点过敏反应
Yes. Doctor, can I see you for just a minute please? 对 医生 我可以单独跟你谈谈吗
My brother has a slight phobia about needles. 我哥有点害怕打针
Did you tell him about my squirt gun idea? 你有没有告诉他我那个打水枪的主
意
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My brother, the Ph.D., would like to know... 我的博士哥哥想知道
...if there's any way to treat this orally? 这个针剂有没有办法口服
No, under these circumstances it has to be an injection, 没有 在这种情况之下 打针是难免
的
and it has to be now. 而且要马上打针
So? 怎么样
Ok. Go and have a seat. The doctor says it's got to be 好吧 坐下来 医生说这一针非打不
a needle. 可
You're just going to have to be brave. Can you do that 所以你 一定要勇敢 起来 就当为 我
for me? 好吗
Oh, boy! You are doing so good. 孩子 你表现得非常好
- You want to squeeze my hand? - Yeah. - O.K! -要不要握紧我的手 -要 -好
Ross, don't squeeze it so hard. 罗斯 不要握得那么紧
Honey, really. Don't squeeze it so hard! 亲爱的 别握那么紧
Oh, Ross! Let go of my hand! 罗斯 放开我的手
That's a good plan, Joe. 你的计划真有效 乔伊
Next time we want to pick up women... 下一回想泡妞
...we should go to the park and make out. 我们干脆去公园亲热算了
Taxi! Taxi! 出租车 出租车
Look at that talent. 你看那票妞儿
Just practicing. You're good. 我在练习拦车 你不错
Carry on. 开走吧
Wait, wait, wait! 等等 等等我们
Hey, you. He's just adorable. 小可爱 他好可爱
Can you tell him that? Because he thinks he looks too 你能直接告诉他吗 他觉得自己太粉
pink. 嫩了
- What are you guys out doing today? - We're not out. -你们今天出来做什么 -我们没出柜
We're two heterosexual guys 我们只是帮异性恋朋友
hanging with the son of our other heterosexual friend, 带孩子的异性恋男人
doing the usual straight-guy stuff. 做着直男常做的事
You done? 讲完了
There's our stop. 我们到站了
Get out of here! This is our stop. 少来了 我们才到了
You guys live around here too? 你们也住在这附近啊
Sure. We live in the building by the sidewalk. 当然 我们住在那个人行道旁边
You know it? 你们认识吗
Look. Since we're neighbors, what do you say we get 对了 既然大家是邻居 一起喝点东
together for a drink? 西吧
So you want to go to Markel's? 我们去马可咖啡厅吧
Sure, they love us over there. 好啊 他们很喜欢我们
Where's your baby? 你们的宝宝呢
Ben! Ben! 本 本
Ben! Ben! 本 本
Stop the bus! Wait! Wait! Wait! 停车 等等 等等 等等
Are you sure he didn't break it? Because it really hurts. 你肯定他没有捏断吗 我真的很痛
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No, it's just a good bone bruise. 没有 只有骨挫伤
And right here is the puncture wound from your ring. 还有这是你戒指造成的刺伤
- I'm really sorry. - It's okay. -对不起 我真的很抱歉 -没关系
Sorry. 抱歉
Sorry! I got my S's back! 抱歉 我吐字清楚了
Which we can celebrate later. 那我们待会儿再庆祝
Celebrate. Celebrate.... 庆祝 庆祝...
He was a double, double 他是个双双双
Double-jointed boy 双关节男孩
So are you the professional guitar player? 你就是那个专业的吉他手吗
Yeah, I'm Stephanie. 对 我叫斯蒂芬妮
Right. My name was on there, but now it just says carrot 对 上面本来有我名字 现在只剩胡
cake. 萝卜蛋糕了
So how many chords do you know? 你会弹几个和弦
- All of them. - Oh yeah, so you know D? - Yeah. -全都会 -是吗 那你会 D 调 -会
- Do you know A-minor? - Yeah. -那你会 A 小调吗 -会
Do you know how to go from D to A-minor? 你会从 D 和弦转到 A 小调吗
Yeah. 会
So does your guitar have a strap? 那你的吉他有背带吗
- No. - Mine does. -没 -我的有
Stephanie knows all the chords 斯蒂芬妮认识所有和弦
Come on! Pick up, pick up! 快接 快接 快接
Hello. Transit Authority? Yes. Hello. 喂 运输中心吗 对 你好
I'm doing research for a book. 我在帮一本书做调查
I was wondering what somebody might do if they left a 如果有人把婴儿留在市公车上 该怎
baby on a city bus. 么办呢
Yes, I do realize that would be a stupid character. 是 我知道 只有笨蛋才会这么做
Here's the deal: We lost a car seat on a bus today. 是这样 我们今天把汽车安全座椅落
在了公交车上
It's white plastic and it fits onto a stroller. 白塑胶材质 有把手 可以用在推车
上面
And there was a baby in it. 里面还有一个婴儿
He wants to talk to you again. 他要跟你讲
Everybody, let's give a nice warm Central Perk welcome 各位 我们以最热烈的掌声欢迎...
to
Terry's a jerk And he won't let me work 泰利是个混蛋 他不让我工作
And I hate Central Perk 我恨中央公园咖啡馆
To Stephanie Schiffer! 欢迎斯蒂芬妮·谢弗儿
I'd like to start with a song I wrote for the first man 首先我想唱一首我为初恋情人写的
I ever loved. 歌
Zachary 柴克力
Are all invited to bite me 被请来咬我
We're the guys that called about the baby! Is he here?! 我们打过电话来问公车上的婴儿情
况 到了没有
He's here. 到了
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I assume one of you is the father. 你们之中有一个是父亲吧
- That's me. - I'm him. -是我 -是我
Actually, we're both the father. 事实上呢 我们两个都是
- Oh, Ben! - Hey, buddy. -本 -小家伙
Please tell me you know which one is our baby. 你知道哪个是本吗
That one has ducks on his T-shirt and this one has clowns. 那个 T 恤上有鸭子 这个有小丑
And Ben was definitely wearing ducks. 本的 T 恤上绝对是鸭子
Or clowns. 或小丑
Oh, oh wait. That one's definitely Ben. 等一下 那个绝对是本
Remember he had that cute little mole by his mouth! 记得他嘴边那颗可爱的小痣吗
Hey, Ben! Remember us? 本 记得我们吗
Okay, the mole came off. 天啊 痣掉了
What are we gonna do? 我们该怎么办
We'll flip for it. Ducks or clowns. 丢硬币决定 鸭或小丑
- Flip for the baby? -You got a better idea? -要丢硬币决定 -你有更好的主意吗
All right, call it in the air. 好吧 在空中叫
Heads. 头
Heads, it is. 是头没错
We have to assign heads to something! 我们得指定头代表什么
Right! 好的
Ducks is heads because ducks have heads. 鸭子是头 因为鸭子有头
What kind of scary-ass clowns came to your birthday? 哪个没头的小丑跑来帮你庆生了
Just call me angel of the morning, angel 请当我是晨曦中的天使
Just touch my cheek Before you leave me, baby 离开之前 请轻抚我的脸庞
Just call me angel Of the morning, angel 请当我是晨曦中的天使
Then slowly turn away 然后缓缓转身离去
I won't beg you to stay 我不会求你留下
With me 陪我
Here. I thought you might be cold. 给 我想你可能会冷
Thank you. 谢谢
Look at you! You did pretty well. 看看你 收获真不少
But not really, because I put in the first two. 其实没那么多 头两块是我放的
Just to get the ball rolling and to make myself feel 只是让钱滚滚来 还有让自己舒服一
better. 点
Do you? 结果呢
No. You know, this whole playing for money thing is so 没有 为钱弹唱这种事太不适合我了
not good for me.
I don't know, when l sang "Su-su-suicide"... 我不知道 当我唱到"自自自杀"
... I got, like, $ 1. 75. 得到 1.75 块
But then "Smelly Cat"? 可唱到"臭臭猫"呢
I got 25 cents and a condom. 别人给了我两毛五跟一个保险套
So, you know, now I just feel really bad for "Smelly Cat." 所以现在我为"臭臭猫"感到很难过
Honey, I don't think everybody gets "Smelly Cat." 我不认为大家都会懂"臭臭猫"
I mean, if all you've ever actually had are healthy pets, 如果你只要养过健康的宠物 那肯定
then whoosh! 一头雾水
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But it's not even that, you know? 可根本就不是那么回事
I used to do my songs because it made me happy. 本来我唱歌只是因为我很高兴
Now it's just all about the money, you know? 可是现在却全都是为了赚钱
Well, people missed you in there. 菲比 大家都很想你
In fact, there was actually a request for "Smelly Cat." 事实上 还有人指名要听"臭臭猫"呢
Really? From who? 真的吗 是谁
Well, me. 就是我
And I know it's not your big money song, but it's my 我知道那不是你最好卖的歌 但我最
favorite. 喜欢那首
Did I accidentally drop a condom in your case? 我是不是不小心丢了一个保险套
It's kind of an emergency. 情况有点紧急
- Here you go. - Thanks a lot. -拿去吧 -谢了
Hey, Christine! I got it! 克里斯汀 拿到了
I want to thank you for being there for me today. 我想谢谢你今天陪我
And I'm sorry I almost broke your hand. 对不起 我差点捏断你的手
That's okay. I'm sorry I poisoned you. 没关系 抱歉我对你下了毒
Remember the time I jammed that pencil into your hand? 你还记得我用铅笔戳你的手那回吗
Remember it? What do you think this is, a freckle? 何止记得 你以为这是什么 雀斑吗
What about the time I hit you in the face with Sylvian's 那我用西尔维安的南瓜打你脸那次
pumpkin? 呢
Man. Remember when I stuck that broom in your spokes... 天啊 记得我拿扫把插进你自行车轮
胎里
...and you hit your head on the curb? 结果你翻车头撞到路边那次吗
No. But I remember people telling me about it. 不记得了 可我记得别人告诉过我
I hope Ben has a little sister. 我希望本有个小妹妹
And I hope she can kick his ass. 希望她能够好好整他
I'm gonna get a new Band-Aid. 我去拿个新的创可贴
How about the time I cut the legs off your Malibu Ken?, 我切下你马里布肯娃娃的双腿那次
呢 ,芭比娃娃系列中的一个男性形
象 以喜欢晒太阳著名
That was you? 是你干的
They were infected. He wouldn't have made it. 它的双腿发炎了 不切它会死的
My little nephew. 我的小侄子
Come here, little one! 过来 小东西
There's my little baby, Ben! 我的小宝贝本
Hey, my little boy. 小东西
Hey, he's not crying! 他居然没有哭
Hey, he's not crying! 他没哭
Yes. 太好了
There's still pie! 派还没吃完
I'm here. I'm here. 我来了 我来了
How's my little boy? 我的小宝贝好吗
You want Daddy to change your diaper? I know, I know. 要爸爸帮你换尿布吗 我知道 我知
道
Did you have fun with Uncle Joey and Uncle Chandler 你今天跟乔伊叔叔和钱德勒叔叔玩
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today? 得开心吗
Yeah. He rode the bus today. 开心 他今天坐公车了
Big boy riding the bus 大男孩坐公车
Hey, I have a question. 我有个问题
How come it says Property of Human Services on his butt? 他的小屁股上为什么会有"服务部财
产"这些字
You, you are gonna love this. 下面的故事很精彩
Can you hold Ben for a sec? 帮我抱一下本好吗
Come here. Come here. 过来 过来
Stay back! I've got kiwi! Run, Joey, run! 别过来 我手上有奇异果 跑 乔伊
快跑
Smelly cat, smelly cat 臭臭猫 臭臭猫
What are they feeding you? 他们都喂你吃了什么
No, no. I'm sorry, it's: 不对 对不起 是这样的
Smelly cat, smelly cat 臭臭猫 臭臭猫
Smelly cat, smelly cat 臭臭猫 臭臭猫
Better! 有进步
Much better. Good. 好多了 很好
Don't feel bad, because it's a hard song. 别难过 这首歌本来就很难
- You want to try it again? - Yeah. From the top? -要不要再试一次 -好 从头开始吗
There is no "top," all right? 这首歌没有头 好吗
That's the beauty of "Smelly Cat." 这就是"臭臭猫"的美妙之处
- Why don't you just follow me. - Okay. -你跟着我唱好了 -好
Smelly cat, smelly cat 臭臭猫 臭臭猫
What are they feeding you? 他们都喂你吃了什么
Smelly cat, smelly cat 臭臭猫 臭臭猫
It's not your fault 错不在你
That's too much. Sorry. 太过了 对不起

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What is it about me? Do I not look fun enough? 我是哪里不对 我看起来不够有趣吗
Is there something repellent about me? 我是有哪里讨人厌吗
How was the party? 派对好玩吗
It couldn't have been worse. A woman literally passed 太糟糕了 有个女人简直把我当空气
through me. 了
What is it? Am I hideously unattractive? 我有那么讨人厌吗
No,you are not. You are very attractive. 不 你非常讨人喜欢
You know what, I go through the exact same thing. 我也有过相同的经历
Every time I put on a little weight, I start questioning 每当我体重稍有增长 就开始质疑一
everyting. 切了
I've put on weight? 你说我变胖了
Did you want to...? 你要...
No, not weight. More like insulation. 不 不是体重 说绝缘体比较恰当
Chandler, I'm unemployed and in dire need of a project. 钱德勒 我正好没工作 迫切需要做
点事情
Ya wanna work out? I can remake you. 你要不要锻炼 我可以重塑你的体型
I would,but that might get in the way of my lying-around 我很想 但或许会妨碍我那些无所事
time. 事的时间
Please? 拜托啦
Come on,let her do it! 别推托了 让她试试
All right. 好吧
But if we put on spandex and my boobs are bigger than 但我穿上紧身衣后胸部比你大的话
yours, I'm goin' home. 我就不练了
Your boobs are fine. 你的胸部不大
I never should have said anything. 听着 我刚才不该乱说话的
Come here. Come here! 过来 过来
Can't make hands meet! 双手都合不起来了
OK. Let's do it! 好 开始吧
What? 怎么了
Nothing. Just never seen your little stretchy pants 没什么 只是没看过你穿紧身裤而已
before.
And we're changing. 我去换衣服
Come on,give me five more! 加油 再做五个
- Five more! - No. -再做五个 -不要
Five more and I'll flash you. 再做五个就露胸部给你看
One... 一
...two... 二
...two and a half. 二个半
OK. Just show me one of them. 好了 给我看一边吧
She's insane! 她疯了
The woman is insane. 那个女人疯了
It's before work, it's after work, it's during work. 上班前 上班后 上班中
She's got me doing butt-clenches at my desk. 她叫我在公司做收臀运动

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And now they won't bring me my mail anymore. 现在他们再不肯送邮件给我了
Hey Phoebs, how'd it go with Scott last night? 菲比 你昨晚跟史考特怎么样
It was nice. Took him to a romantic restaurant... 不错 带他去了一家浪漫的餐厅
...ordered champagne. Nice. 点了香槟 很好
The guy still won't put out? 那家伙还是不行动吗
Nope. Zilch. Nothing. 对 零蛋 没行动
Sorry, Pheebs. 真遗憾 菲比
Look,I don't mind taking it slow. 我不在乎放慢节奏
I like him a lot. 我很喜欢他
He's really interesting,and he's really sweet. 他这个人很有趣 也很贴心
Why won't he give it up? 他为什么那么矜持
Maybe he drives his car on the other side of the road. 或许他跟我们开车的方向相反
If you know what I mean. 你懂我的意思吧
No. What do you mean? He's not British., 不懂 他又不是英国人,英国驾驶座
在右侧
Maybe he's gay. 他或许是同性恋
No. I don't think that's the problem. 不 这倒不是问题
Because we went dancing the other night... 因为我们前几天去跳舞
and just the way he held me so close and the way he was 他紧紧抱住我 还有他凝视我眼睛的
looking into my eyes.... 样子
I just definitely felt something. 我觉得他对我绝对有意思
But how much can you tell from a look? 是啊 从眼神能看出多少呢
No. I felt it on my hip. I could tell. 不 我是从屁股感觉到的 我能感觉
到
Yo,Bing! Racquetball in 20 minutes. 宾 二十分钟后打壁球
Joey,be a pal. Lift up my hand and smack her with it. 乔伊 好兄弟 举起我的手 赏她一巴
掌
- Oh,Rachel! Don't look. - What? -瑞秋 别回头看 -什么
C'mon you guys, I don't care, I have a date tonight. 别担心 没什么大不了 我今晚有约
会
You have a date? 你有约会
Yeah, Monica's settin' me up. 是的 莫妮卡为我安排的
What about Ross and.... 那罗斯跟...
What? My whole insane jealousy thing? 什么 我醋劲大发的事吗
Well,you know,as much fun as that was... 虽然那还挺有趣的
... I've decided to opt for sanity. 我决定恢复常态
You're okay about all this? 你真的不介意他们俩在一起了
Oh,yeah,come on! I'm moving on. 是的 日子还得过呢
He can press her up against that window as much as he 他爱怎么把她压在那扇窗上 就怎么
wants. 压吧
For all I care,he can throw her through the damn thing. 我才不管 他干脆把她摔过窗子得了
Hi,guys. 各位
Monica,I'll come by tomorrow and pick up Fluffy's old 莫妮卡 我明早过来拿喵喵以前的猫
cat toys,okay? 玩具
If you say his full name. 不讲全名就不给喔
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Can I come over tomorrow and pick up Fluffy Meowington's 我明天可不可以过来拿喵喵膨膨的
cat toys? 猫玩具
All right. 没问题
- You're getting a cat? - Actually,we're getting a cat. -你要养猫吗 -事实上 是我们要养
猫
Together? 一起养
Both of you? Together? 你们两个 一起养
Yeah, we figure it'll live with Ross half the time, and 我们准备让它一半时间跟罗斯住 一
with me half the time. 半跟我住
Well,isn't that just lovely? 那多开心啊
That's something the two of you will be able to enjoy 那是一件你们两个
...for a really,really,really long time. 可以疼爱非常非常久的东西
Hopefully. 希望如此
Look at that. I gotta go! I got a date! 时间到了 我得走了 我有约会
With a man. 跟个男人
You guys have a really good night... 祝各位今晚愉快
...and you two have a really good cat. 而你们两个会养一只好猫
We're not supposed to take these when we leave. 顺手牵羊是不对的
I don't know if Monica told you, 不晓得莫妮卡有没有告诉你
but this is my first date since my divorce. 这是我离婚之后的第一次约会
If I seem a little nervous... 如果我看上去有一点紧张
... I am. 那是真的
How long do cats live? 猫能活多久
I'm sorry? 你说什么
Cats. How long do they live? 猫 能活多久
Figuring you don't throw them under a bus or something? 如果不把它们丢到巴士下面的话
Maybe 15,16 years. 大概是十五六年吧
Well,that's just great. 真是太好了
Cheers! 干杯
Right. Clink. 好 碰杯
Monica told you I was cuter than this,didn't she? 我本人没有莫妮卡介绍的招人喜欢
对不对
No,Michael,it's not you. Sorry. It's just.... 不 麦克 不是你的问题 抱歉
It's this thing. 是我有心事
It's probably not as bad as it sounds 可能事实没那么糟
... but this friend of mine is getting a cat with his 我有一个朋友 他跟他的女友要养猫
girlfriend.
Oh,that does sound.... 还真是...
He just started going out with her. 他们两个才刚开始交往不久
Is this guy an old boyfriend? 你和他交往过吗
Yeah,he wishes. 他想得美
I'm sorry. Look at me. 对不起 你瞧瞧我
- Michael,let's talk about you. - All right. -好了 麦克 谈谈你吧 -好
So.... 那么
Did you ever get a pet with a girlfriend? 以前你跟女友一起养过宠物吗
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- So I figured it out. - What? -我猜透原因了 -什么原因
Why Scott doesn't want to sleep with me. 史考特不想跟我上床的原因
It's 'cause I'm not sexy enough. 因为我不够性感
Phoebe,that's crazy. 菲比 别傻了
When I first met you,you know what I said to Chandelar? 第一次看到你之后 你知道我对钱德
勒说什么吗
I said,"Excellent butt,great rack." 我说"前凸后翘 有看头"
Really? That's so sweet. 真的吗 嘴好甜
I mean,I'm officially offended. But that's so sweet. 说实在的 我很生气 可也很开心
If you wanna know what the deal is,you're gonna have to 菲比 你想知道原因的话 必须开口
ask him. 去问他
You're right. You're right. 你说得对 你说得对
You are so "yum"! 你真"可口"
I mean,it's a cat,you know? It's a cat. 那是只猫 你知道的 是只猫
Why can't they get a bug? One of those fruit flies. 他们为什么不养只昆虫 养只果蝇就
好了
Those things that live for a day. 那种只活一两天的东西
What are they called? 它们叫什么
Fruit flies? 果蝇
Yes. Thank you. 没错 谢谢
Sir, would you like dessert? 先生 要不要甜点
No. No dessert. 不 不要了
Just the check. Please. 我想结账 拜托
Oh,no. You're not having fun,are you? 你这顿饭吃得不开心 是吗
No,no,I am. 不 我很开心
But because for the last hour and a half I've been playing 但刚才一个半小时我都在回忆电影
the movie Diner in my head. 《餐馆》的情节
Oh,look at me. 你看我
Look at me. 你看我
I'm on a date with a really great guy. 我在跟一个很优秀的男人约会
All I can think about is Ross... 却满脑子都是罗斯
...and his cat... 跟他的猫
...and his Julie. 还有他的朱莉
I just want to get over him. gosh, why can't I do that? 我只想忘了他 天啊 我怎么做不到
Look,I've been through a divorce. Trust me,you're gonna 听我说 我经历过离婚 相信我 你会
be fine. 好起来的
You can't see it because you haven't had closure 你还看不出来 因为你跟他还没有了
结
Closure! 了结
That's what it is! That's what I need! 就是那个 我就需要那个
God,you're brilliant! 天啊 你太厉害了
Why didn't I think of that? How do I get that? 我怎么没想到 我要怎么了结
Well,there's no one way really,it's just.... 这没有特定的方法 你只要...
Whatever it takes so that you can finally say to him: 你只要想办法最终让他知道
"I'm over you." "我不在乎你了"
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Over you. 不在乎你
That's what it is. 就是这样
Closure. 了结
Hello? Excuse me? 抱歉
Excuse me. Hel 抱歉
- Hang on. - Excuse me? -稍等 -打断一下
- What? - Hi. I'm sorry. -什么 -对不起
I need to borrow your phone for just one minute. 我需要跟你借一下电话
- I'm talking. - I can see that. -我正在讲 -看得出来
One phone call,I'll be very quick. I'll even pay for it 我只打一通电话 很快 我还会付钱
myself. 给你
Ok. You're being a little weird about your phone. 你对你的电话有点怪怪的
I'll call you back. 我待会儿回电给你
Thank you. 谢了
Machine. 答录机
- Just waiting for the beep. - Good. -我在等哔声 -很好
Ross! Hi,it's Rachel. 罗斯 我是瑞秋
I'm just calling to say that... 我只是打来说
...everything's fine. 一切都很好
And I'm really happy for you... 我很为你
...and your cat. 和你的猫感到高兴
Who,by the way,I think you should name Michael. 对了 我认为你该给它起名叫麦克
And you know, you see there,I'm thinking of names... 你看 我在想名字
...so obviously I am over you. 所以显然我不在乎你了
I am over you. 我不在乎你了
And that,my friend,is what they call "closure." 这就是我那位朋友所谓的"了结"
No, no, no... 不不不
Monica, it's Sunday morning. I'm not running on a Sunday. 莫妮卡 今天是星期天早上 星期天
我绝不跑步
- Why not? - Because it's Sunday! -为什么 -因为是星期天
It's God's day. 是神的日子
If you say stop,then we stop. 你说停 我们就停
Stop. 停
No,come on! We can't stop! 不 别这样 我们不能停
We got three more pounds to go! 还有三磅要减
I am the energy train and you are on board! 我是活力火车 而你在车上
Hey Rach. 瑞秋
And how was the date? 你的约会怎么样
I think there was a restaurant. 我记得有家餐厅
I know there was wine. 我还记得有酒
Actually, Julie's downstairs getting a cab, 事实上 朱莉在楼下叫出租车
I just need the cat toys. Did Monica say.... 我想要拿猫玩具 莫妮卡有没有说
What? Why are you looking at me like that? 你为什么那样看我
I'm sorry. I don't know,I.... 对不起 我不知道
I feel like I dreamed about you last night... 我觉得我昨晚好像梦到你
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... but I don't remember. 但我不记得了
Ok. 那好吧
There they are. 在这儿
Did we speak on the phone last night? Did you call me? 我们昨晚通过电话吗 你有没有打给
我
No. I stayed at Julie's last night. 没有 我昨晚住在朱莉家
Oh, actually I haven't even been home yet. Do you mind 我还没回过家 你介意我听一下留言
if I check my messages? 吗
Oh,yeah,go ahead. 随便
Rach,I got a message from you! 瑞秋 我有你的留言
Who's Michael? 麦克是谁
Oh,my God! 天啊
Ross,no! Hang up the phone. Give me the phone! 罗斯 别听 快挂了 电话给我
Give me the. . . 电话给我...
You're over me? 你不在乎我了
Oh,God! 天啊
- You're - Oh,God. -你 -我的天啊
You're over me?, 你不在乎我了,over 有"在上面"的意
思
When were you... 你是什么时候
... under me?, 在乎我的,under 有"在下面"的意思
这里暗指体位
Rach. Rachel,do you...? 瑞秋 瑞秋 你...
I mean,were you? 你之前在乎我吗
What? 怎么回事
Basically... 基本上
...Lately,I've.... 最近我...
I've sort of had feelings for you. 我对你有点感觉
You've had feelings for me? 你对我有感觉
So? You had feelings for me first! 那又怎样 你先对我有感觉的
You know about my...I mean, you know I had... 你知道我... 对你...
You know? 你知道?
Chandler told me. 钱德勒告诉我的
Chandler. When did he? When did he? When did he? 钱德勒 什么时候 什么时候 什么时
候
- When you were in China. - China. -你在中国的时候 -中国
- Meeting Julie. - Julie. -认识朱莉时 -朱莉
Julie. That's Oh,God! 朱莉 那... 天啊
Julie, right. OK, I need to lie down. 朱莉 好 我需要躺下来
No,I'm gonna stand. 不 你知道 我要站着
I'm gonna stand... 我要站着
...and I'm gonna walk. I'm walking and I am standing. 我要走走 我走走 而且我站着
Now you're over me? 现在你不在乎我了
Are you over me? 你还在乎我吗
That's Julie.Julie, Julie. 那是朱莉 朱莉
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- Hi,Julie. - Hi, honey, I've got a cab waiting. -朱莉 -亲爱的 出租车在等着
I'll be right down! 我马上下来
Wait,so you're going? 等等 你要走了
Well,okay,I have to. I can't deal with this right now. 对 我得走 我现在没有办法谈这事
I mean,I've You know,I've got a cab. 出租车在等着
I've got a girlfriend. I'm gonna go get a cat. 我有女朋友 我要去领养一只猫
OK, OK. 好 好
Cat! 猫
- Hey,Joey. - Hey,Pheebs. -乔伊 -菲比
How come you're watching a rabbi play electric guitar? 你为什么在看犹太教士弹电吉他
I can't find the remote. 我找不到遥控器
Thank you. 谢谢
So, Scott asked me to come over for lunch today and I 对了 史考特约我去他家午餐 我去
did. 了
- And? - And we did. -然后呢 -我们做了
All right, Phoebs, way to go 不错啊 菲比 好样的
Yea,me! 我好棒
So how did it happen? 怎么发生的
Well, I finally took your advice and asked him what was 我听了你的建议 问他到底怎么回事
going on.
What did he say? 那他说什么
He said that, um, he understands how sex can be like, 他能理解性对女人而言
a very emotional thing for a woman 可能会引起情绪波动
And he was just afraid that I was going to get all: 他只是怕我会开始胡思乱想
"Is he gonna call me the next day?" and "Where is this "他第二天会联系我吗"和"我们会有
going?" 结果吗"
So he said he wanted to hold off until he was prepared 所以他说他想等他准备开始认真了
to be serious. 再说
So I said,"Okay. Relax,please." 所以我说"尽管放轻松"
I mean, sex can be just about two people right there in 性可以只是两个人一时的感觉
the moment.
If he wants to see me again,he can call. If not,that's 他要想再见我 可以打电话给我 不
fine too. 想也没关系
So after a lot of talking... 所以在长谈之后
... I convinced him. 我说服他了
Let me get this straight. 让我先搞清楚
He got you to beg to sleep with him. 他让你求他跟你上床
He got you to say he never has to call you again. 他让你主动说 他永远不用再打电话
给你
And he got you thinking this is a great idea? 而且还让你觉得这是个好主意
This man is my god! 我对他佩服得五体投地
I didn't get a cat. 我没有领养猫
That's interesting. 真有趣
No, no, it's not interesting. OK, it's very, very not 不 一点都不有趣 非常非常不有趣
interesting.
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In fact it's actually 100 percent completely opposite 百分之百不有趣 瑞秋
of interesting.
Alright, I got it Ross. 好 我懂了 罗斯
You had no right to say you ever had feelings for me. 你没有权利告诉我说 你喜欢过我
What? 什么
I was doing great with Julie before I found that about 在我发现之前 我跟朱莉过得很快乐
you!
I was doing great before I found that about you! 在我发现之前 我也过得很快乐
You think it's easy for me to see you with Julie? 你以为看你跟朱莉那样 我心里好受
吗
You should've said something before I met her! 你应该在我认识她之前说出来
I didn't know then. And how come you never said anything 那时我不知道 那你为什么从没对我
to me? 表白
There was never a good time. 我从来没机会说出口
Right, you, you only had a year. We only hung out every 对 你只有一年机会 况且我们每晚
night. 都在一起
Not... 不是
...every night. 每晚
You know, and... and it's not like I didn't try, Rachel, 而且我也不是没试过 瑞秋
but things got in the way, y'know? 但每次都有状况发生
Like ltalian guys... 像是意大利人
...or ex-fiances... 或是前任未婚夫
...or ltalian guys. 或是意大利人
There was one Italian guy,okay? And do you have a point? 只有一个意大利人 你到底有没有重
点
The point is,I don't need this right now! 重点是 我现在已经不需要这样了
Okay? It's too late. 太迟了
I'm with somebody else. I'm happy. This ship has sailed! 我在跟别人交往 我很快乐 我这艘
船起航了
Yeah, what're you saying, you just sort of put away 你就这么撇开对我的感情了吗
feelings or whatever the hell it was you felt for me?
Hey, I've been doin' it since the ninth grade, I've 我从九年级就开始这样了 我早驾轻
gotten pretty damn good at it. 就熟了
Alright, fine, you go ahead and you do that, alright 那好 那你说撇就撇吧 罗斯
Ross.
Cause I don't need your stupid ship. 我才不要你这艘破船
- Good. - Good! -好 -好
And you know what? Now I got closure! 你知道吗 我现在了结了
Try the bottom one. 试试底下那个
Monica,it's 6:30 in the morning. 莫妮卡 现在是早上六点半
We're not working out. It's over. 我们不去锻炼了 结束了
No way! With one pound to go? Come on! 别啊 只剩一磅了 别泄气
We're workin',we're movin' We're in the zone,we're 我们锻炼 我们运动 我们在其中舞
groovin' 动
I don't mind the last pound. 我不在乎我的最后一磅
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In fact,I kind of like the last pound. 我很喜欢这最后一磅
So don't make me do anything that I'll regret. 所以别逼我做我会后悔的事
What you gonna do,fat boy? 那你要做什么 肥仔
What? 怎么了
Nothing. Except tell you I think it's wonderful how much 没事 只想告诉你 我觉得你精力这
energy you have. 么充沛真棒
Well,thanks. 谢了
Especially considering how tough it's been for you to 尤其是在你眼下找工作那么困难的
find work. 情况下
You can't tell your parents you were fired, 你不能告诉你父母你被开除了
because they'd be disappointed. 因为他们会失望
And it's not as if you have a boyfriend's shoulder to 要是你有个男朋友 还可以借个肩膀
cry on. 让你哭
Well,no. But I.... 是没有 但是我...
If it were me, I'd have difficulty getting out of bed 换做是我的话 我都没有动力下床了
at all.
You know,I try to stay positive. 我努力保持乐观
So you.... 那你...
You feel like going for a run? 你想出去跑会儿步吗
All right. 好吧
Because you don't have to. If you want, you could just 你不一定要去跑的 你可以在这里睡
take a nap right here. 一下
- OK. Just for a little while - Okey. -好 只睡一小会儿 -好

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Ross kissed me. 罗斯吻了我
Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 天啊 天啊 天啊
It was unbelievable! 难以置信吧
Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 天啊 天啊 天啊
Ok, all right. We want to hear everything. 现在全部从实招来
Monica, get the wine and unplug the phone. 摩妮卡 拔掉电话线 拿酒来
Rachel, does this end well or do we need to get tissues? 瑞秋 结局是好是坏
It ended very well. 结局非常好
Do not start without me! Do not start without me! 等我来再讲 等我来再讲
Okay. All right. Let's hear about the kiss. 先说那个吻
Was it like a soft brush against your lips... 是轻拂过你嘴唇的轻吻呢
...or was it like a "I gotta have you now" kind of thing? 还是欲火焚身的那种吻呢
Well, at first it was really intense, you know? And 刚开始很炽热 然后...
then....
Oh, God. And then we just sort of sunk into it. 天啊 然后我们就完全沉醉了
So was he holding you? Or were his hands on your back? 他抱着你吗 还是手搭在你的背上
No, actually, first they started out on my waist... 不 开始时他的手搂着我的腰
and then, they slid up, and then, they were in my hair. 然后往上滑 最后摸到了我的头发
And... 然后
and then I kissed her. 然后我吻了她
Tongue? 舌吻吗
- Yeah. - Cool. -对 -不错
All right, check out this bad boy! 各位 瞧瞧这个坏小子
Twelve megabytes of RAM, 500-megabyte hard drive... 12 兆缓存 500 兆的硬盘
... built-in spreadsheet capabilities... 还有内置电子制表功能
...and a modem that transmits at over 28,000 BPS. 外加传输速度超过 28Kbps 的调制解
调器
What will you use it for? 你要用它来干什么
Games and stuff. 玩游戏之类的
There are no jobs. There are no jobs for me. 根本没有工作 没有适合我的工作
Oh, wait, here's one. 等一下 这边有一个
Uh, would you be willing to cook naked? 你愿意裸体做菜吗
There's an ad for a naked chef? 有招聘裸体厨师的广告
No, but if you'll cook naked, then you might be willing 没 但你如果肯裸体做菜 那或许会
to dance naked. 愿意裸体跳舞
And then.... 然后...
So how'd you make out last night? 昨晚亲热得怎么样了
That is funny. That is painfully funny. 真搞笑 让人痛苦的搞笑
No, wait, wait. 不 等等
Yeah, that's just painful. 对 只是痛苦而已
Wait a minute. I thought last night was great. 等等 我还以为昨天晚上很棒
Yeah, it was. But I get home... 没错 是很棒 但是当我回到家
...and I see Julie's saline solution on my night table... 我看到朱莉已经把盐水放在我的床

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...and I think, "My God! What am I doing?" 我就想"老天啊 我到底在做什么"
Here I am with Julie, this incredible, great woman... 我跟朱莉这么好的女人在一起
...who I care about and who cares about me... 我们互相关怀
...and I'm just throwing all that away? 而我就那样抛弃一切吗
You got all that from saline solution? 一杯盐水激发了你那么多感慨
We are talking about Rachel here. You and Rachel. 我们现在是在谈瑞秋 你跟瑞秋
Believe me, I've been dreaming about me and Rachel for 我梦想我跟瑞秋一起 想了十年了
ten years now.
But now I'm with Julie. 但现在我跟朱莉在一起
So it's like, me and Julie, me and Rachel. 就好像我跟朱莉 我跟瑞秋
Me and Julie, me and Rach... 我跟朱莉 我跟瑞秋
Rachel! Rachel. 瑞秋 瑞秋
- Hey, you. - How are you? -好啊 -你好吗
- Good. How are you? - Good. -很好 你呢 -很好
- Hi, honey. - Hi, Julie. Hi, Julie? -亲爱的 -朱莉 你好 朱莉
Julie! 朱莉
How are you? 你好吗
Good. 很好
So everybody's here. 大家都在
Everybody's good. 大家都很好
So, were you gonna play something, Phoebe? 你不是要弹什么吗 菲比
- Well, actually - Play it! -其实我... -快弹
All right. 好
- Julie, I didn't know you wore lenses. - What? -我不知道你戴隐形眼镜 -什么
Okay. Hi. 好
Hello. Hi. Okay. 你们好 好
So... 那...
This is a song about a love triangle... 这是一首我乱编的...
... between three people that I made up. 讲述三角恋的歌
It's called "Two of Them Kissed Last Night." 叫做"昨晚其中两个接吻了"
There was a girl We'll call her Betty 有个女孩 我们叫她贝蒂
And a guy Let's call him Neil 有个男孩 咱们叫他尼尔
Now I can't stress this point too strongly 我再三强调这一点
This story isn't real 这故事不是真的
Now our Neil must decide Who will be the girl that he 现在尼尔必须决定 如何取舍
casts aside
Will Betty be the one who he loves truly 是那个他真心相爱的贝蒂
Or will it be the one who we'll call Loolie 还是我们称为露莉的女孩
He must decide He must decide 他必须决定 他必须决定
Even though I made him up He must decide 虽然他纯属虚构 他必须决定
Well, this is a nice resume. 你的简历很漂亮
Nice, nice, nice. 漂亮 漂亮 漂亮
Muy impressivo. 非常不错
Mr. Rastatter, what does this job entail? The ad wasn't 拉斯塔特先生 这份工作具体干什么
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clear. 广告很含糊
Macholate. 麻克力
- I'm sorry? - Macholate. -什么 -麻克力
It's a synthetic chocolate substitute. 一种完全人工的巧克力替代品
Go ahead, try a piece. 别客气 试一块
Yeah. We think Macholate is even better than chocolate. 对 我们认为麻克力比巧克力更好吃
All right. 好
I love how it crumbles. 很有嚼劲
- You see, chocolate doesn't do that. - No, ma'am. -巧克力就没这嚼劲 -是的 小姐
Well, anyhoo, we should be getting our FDA approval any 反正呢 我们"很快"会通过食品药物
day now. 管理局的检验
Hopefully, in time for Thanksgiving. 希望能够赶得上感恩节
See, the way we look at it, 照我们看来呢
chocolate dominates your major food-preparation 巧克力已经占据了大多需要准备食
holidays. 物的节日
Easter, Christmas, what have you. 复活节 圣诞节 等等
But, we're thinking, given the right marketing, 可我们在想 只要行销搞好了
...we can make Thanksgiving the Macholate holiday. 我们就能让感恩节成为麻克力节
Aren't you gonna swallow that? 你不吞下去吗
Just waiting for it to stop bubbling. 我在等它不冒泡了
Isn't that great? 是不是很棒
Well, anyhow... 总之
...we're looking for chefs who can create Thanksgiving 我们在找些厨师来弄新的感恩节食
recipes. 谱
You think you might be interested? 你有兴趣吗
Abso-... 绝对
... -lutely! 有
I love creating recipes, I love Thanksgiving, and now... 我爱写食谱 我爱感恩节 而现在呢
... I love Macholate. 我爱麻克力
Really? 真的
Especially that aftertaste. I tell you... 特别是那种余味 简直...
...that'll last you till Christmas. 可以保留到圣诞节
How about Macholate mousse? 麻克力慕斯怎么样
It's not... 没什么
it's not very Thanksgiving-y. 感恩节的味道
How about Pilgrim Macholate mousse? 那感恩节清教徒慕斯呢
What makes it Pilgrim? 哪里像清教徒
We'll put buckles on it., 放点搭扣上去,清教徒搭扣是种集很
多金属扣装点在鞋帽上的流行装饰
物
Did Ross call? 罗斯来电话没
No, I'm sorry. 很遗憾 没有
Why didn't he call? 他为什么没打来
He's gonna stay with Julie, isn't he? 他要跟朱莉在一起 是不是
He's gonna stay with her and she's going to be all, 他要跟她在一起 然后她会这样
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"Hi, I'm Julie. Ross picked me. "我是朱莉 罗斯选我"
We'll get married and have lots of kids and dig up stuff "我们要结婚 生一堆孩子 然后全家
together!" 一起挖骨头"
No offense, but that sounds nothing like her. 恕我冒犯 这不是她的风格
I don't know what to do. What am I gonna do? This is like 我不知道该怎么办 这简直是一场恶
a complete nightmare! 梦
I know. Th