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Rudolph The Red-Nosed
Reindeer™ JR.
characters
(in order of appearance)
sam
Santa Claus,
Mrs. Claus
Donner
‘Me. Donner
Young Rudolph
Rudolph
‘Bumble The Abominable Snow Monster
Boss Ei
Hermey
Fireball
Clarice
Coach Comet
Carice's Father
‘Yukon Comeltus
King Moonracer
Charlletn-The-Box
Ensemble:
Herald Reporter, Chicago Reporter, Dally Mall Reporter,
Dally News Reporter, Chroniclor Reporter, Reindeer (Including.
Roindeor 1, Reindeer 2, Reindeer 3), Elves (inclucing Elf 2. EM 2,
Eif 3, Elf 4, and Aviator EM), Yearings, Misfit Toys
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(#1L= OVERTURE begins then segues into #2 — WERE
FROZEN! as we see and hear the following headline.
HERALD REPORTER
Cold wave in 12th day!
CHICAGO REPORTER
‘We're frozen!
DAILY MAIL REPORTER
Ice peril warning!
DAILY NEWS REPORTER
‘Tough going! Sanitation department digging us out!
CHRONICLER REPORTER
Foul weather may postpone Christmas!
SCENE 1 - CHRISTMASTOWN
(#3 = TRANSITION TO CHRISTMASTOWN begins.
SAM glides onto stage.)
SAM
(to the audience)
If I live to be a hundred, I'll never be able to forget that big
snowstorm a couple of years ago. The weather closed in, and
‘well - you might not believe it ~ but the world almost missed
Christmas.
‘ale Tas eaion» nha aio» Hare St i(sam)
(looks at the audience)
‘Oh excuse me — call me Sam.
(beat)
What's the matter? Haven't you seen a talking snowman
before?
(beat)
Nice around here, isn't it?
(#4 = SAM UNDERSCORE begins.)
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‘We call it Christmastown ~ better known as the North Pole ~
here's our Christmas Tree Forest ~ the place where I grew up.
It’s nice place to live, you know. Of course, the number one
citizens up here are the Clauses, Santa and Mrs. ~ first castle on,
the left. Matter of fact, only castle on the left. Why, here they
‘come now.
(GANTA and MRS. CLAUS cross the stage. MRS. CLAUS
carries a bowl and a large wooden spoon.)
MRS. CLAUS
Papal You haven't touched a morsel. I'll have to take this suit
in, Eat.
SANTA
(exiting)
Y'm busy Mama, It’s almost Christmas!
MRS. CLAUS
(exiting after SANTA)
Whoever heard of a skinny Santa? Eat! Eat!
SAM
Now don’t any of you worry about Santa, Mrs. Claus will have
him plenty fattened up by Christmas Eve. It’s always the same
story.
(#5 = A HOLLY JOLLY CHRISTMAS begins.)
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CHRISTMAS
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SAM
‘Ah, yes, like I said ~I love this time of year - especially when
‘things are running happy and smooth like itis this season.
Nothing like that year of the big snowstorm. [ con't know
‘what we would have done without Rudolph to pull us through.
Anyway...
(looks at audience)
What? Could it be that some of you are not acquainted with
‘the story of Rudolph? Well - pull up an ice block and lend an
‘ear. You know how Santa uses these flying reindeer to pull his
sleigh?
(#7 RUDOLPH INTRO begins.)
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't all started a couple of years before the big snow. It was
springtime. And Santa’s lead reindeer, Donner, had just become
4 proud papa.
(DONNER and MRS. DONNER enter.)
DONNER
Well — we'll cll him Rudolph.
MRS. DONNER,
Nudolph is a lovely name. Rudolph.
(YOUNG RUDOLPH nuns onto the stage into his parents’
arms.)
DONNER
fe knows his name already.
YOUNG RUDOLPH
pa, Ma-ma,
(YOUNG RUDOLPH’s nose glows. Each time it glows
there is ar. accompanying sound effect.)
MRS. DONNER
He’ — he’s gota shiny nose!
DONNER
Shiny? I'd even say it glows!
: MRS. DONNER
Well ~ we'll simply have to overlook it.
DONNER
low can you overtook that? His beak blinks like a blinkin’
beacon!
(SANTA enters.)
SANTA
Mo ho hol Well, Donner, where’s the new member of the
family? After al, if he’s going to be on my team someday, he'd
better get to know me. Ho ho ho! Well hi there! Aren’t you the
\unly little fella! Ho ho ho!
Ienatinal ° ay ner» Aer SerpeYOUNG RUDOLPH
San ~ ta?
SANTA
‘Smart too!
(YOUNG RUDOLPH’s nose glows.)
(SANTA)
Great bouncing icebergs!
DONNER
Now, I'm sure it'l stop as soon as he grows up, Santa.
SANTA
Wall, let's hope so, if he wants to make the sleigh team.
someday. You see, little fellow, every year I shine up my jingle
bells for eight lucky reindeer.
(#8 JINGLE, IINGLE, JINGLE begins.)
JINGLE, JINGLE, JINGLE
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(SANTA rings his bel
‘REINDEER appears.)
hear my sleigh bells ring.
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Another REINDEER appears.)
Jingle, jin~ gle, ein -deer, through the frost- y air they
SSS
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(SANTA rings his bells)
SSS
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(The other REINDEER YOUNG RUDOLPH: (spoken)
enter tojoin the song.) JING-GLE! JING GLE!
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SANTA:
Christ-mas Eve, He won't pass you by.
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dash a-way in my mag ic sleigh, ying through the.
SANTA,
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CLARICE’S FATHER
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CLARICE
Papa.
CLARICE’S FATHER
‘You get back to your cave this instant.
CLARICE
But...
CLARICE’S FATHER
‘This instant, young lady!
CLARICE
Yes sir
(CLARICE exits.)
28 Te Roos RoaCLARICE’S FATHER
Now there is one thing I want to make very plain. No doe of,
mine is going to be seen with a red-nosed reindeer!
(CLARICE’S FATHER and RUDOLPH exit in opposite
directions.)
‘SCENE 5 - INTERIOR OF SANTA‘S CASTLE
SAM
Abhh... the troubles of youth.
(#2.= WE ARE SANTA’S ELVES UNDERSCORE.
begins)
(sam)
Meanwhile, the elves are bustling with activity. Christmas
is over ~ but they still keep busy with lessons and - elf
improvement.
BOSS ELF
AlLout for elf practice!
SANTA
Well, let’s get this over with.
BOSS ELF
Okay, Santa—
(to ELVES)
‘—now let’s try out the new elf song I wrote ~ and remember —
it's for Santa! And a one, two, three...
(#22 - WE ARE SANTA’S ELVES begins.)
WE ARE SANTA’S ELVES
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Ho, ho, hot Ho, ho, ho!
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Wo are Santa's elves.
fill - ing San -ta’s shelves
each girl and boy. Oh, we are Sen
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We work hard all day. ‘but our work is play.
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Dolls we try out, see if they cry out, We are San - to's
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We've a special job each year
We dont like to brag. Chnst-mas Eve, weal-ways til Santa's bag.
San - ta knows who's good,
‘And we bet you he won't for-get you.
(The ELVES dance)
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We've a special job each year. We damit like to
rag. Christemas Eve, we al-ways fill San tas‘good. Do the things you should,
“And we hot you he wont for-get you, We are Sante
We are San - tas elves. Ho, ho!
SANTA
Hmmm... well, it needs work. I have to go.
(SANTA exits.)
mrs. CLAUS
‘What does Papa know. It’s beautiful. You keep it just the way It
was. Papa... Pa
(MRS, CLAUS exits)
BOSS ELF
‘That sounded terrible! The tenor section was weak,
AN ELF
‘Wasn't our fault boss. Hermey didn’t show up.
BOSS ELF
What?!
(HERMEY enters carrying a doll and a dental tool.)
32 ea Tm Rat Ne io!HERMEY
Now, this won’t hurt a bit...
Boss ELF
Why weren't you at elf practice?!
HERMEY
Just fixin! these dolls’ teeth.
BOSS ELF
now listen - we have dolls that cry, talk, wak,
ink, and tun a temperature ~ we don't need any chewin’
dolls!
HERMEY,
| T just thought I found a way to ~ to~ fit in.
BOSS ELF
You'll never fit in. Now you come to elf practice and learn how
to wiggle your ears and chuckle warmly and go “hee hee" and
“ho ho” and important stuf like that! A dentist... good grief!
(BOSS ELF exits in a huff. HERMEY looks at the other
ELVES who are practicing wiggling their ears and
siggling.)
HERMEY
No =I just can’t, It's like he said ~ I'l never fit in
(heads to the door to leave)
| guess ~ I guess I'm on my own now.
(#23 = SCENE CHANGE begins.)
(HERMEY exits Santa's castle.)
SCENE 6 - AN ICY PASS (Outside of Christmastown)
(HERMEY enters to find RUDOLPH sitting alone near a
snowbank,)
(HERMEY)
Oh ~is this your snow bank?
RUDOLPH
No. Who are you?
HERMEY
Well, actually ~1am a dentist.
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A dent-tist?
HERMEY
Well, I want to be - someday. Right now, I’m just an elf. 1
don’t need anybody. I'm independent.
RUDOLPH
Yeah? Me too ~ I'm - whatever you said ~ in-dee-pen-dant,
HERMEY
Hey ~ what do you say we both be independent together? Huh?
RUDOLPH
You wouldn't mind my red nose?
HERMEY
Not if you don’t mind me being a dentist.
RUDOLPH
Ws a deal!
(#24 = WE'RE A COUPLE OF MISEITS begins.)
WE'RE A COUPLE
OF MISFITS
Lilting Bright March pupoLPH,
2 HERMEY:
We're a couple of mis - fits
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Wete a couple of mis fite. Whate the mat-ter withWe're not daf-fy or dil - ly. Dont go ‘round wil-ly
if. Front from th rest
of what real = ly best?
mis fits. Whats the matter with mis ~ fte?op gg oO
Ym an a-dor-a- ble rein - deer
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Thats where we ft in
SAM
‘Now these two didn’t have any idea about what they were
letting therrselves in for... the world looked a lot more
‘complicated and dangerous than when they were snug and
‘warm at home...
(#25 - ABOMINABLE ROARS begins.)
HERMEY
“The Abominable! He must see your nose! Quick ~ douse the
light!
(RUDOLPH and HERMEY hide in a snowbank. We hear
the ABOMINABLE SNOW MONSTER roar as his head
‘and hand appear, and then slowly disappear. After he is
‘gone, YUKON CORNELIUS enters with his dog sled.)
YUKON
‘Mush! Muuuuuush!(Once he enters, YUKON strikes his pick in the stiow near
RUDOLPH and HERMEY, takes it out and tastes it.)
(YUKON)
Nothing!
(notices RUDOLPH and HERMEY)
Waaaahoooo! What's this?
(YUKON pulls HERMEY and RUDOLPH fiom behind the
‘snowbark.)
Hey! Ya get frostbite that a-way!
RUDOLPH
Who - who are you?
YUKON
ho am 1? The name's Yukon Camelius. The greatest
frospector in [Link]! And this is my land. And you know
Fis uch with gold! Goaoald! Gold and silver! Stiver and gold!
{VUKON strikes his pick inthe snow, takes it out and
tastes it)
Nothin’. Well, 'm off t-get my life-sustainin’ supplies
Commeal an’ ham hocks an’ guitar stings!
(#26 = THE BUMBLE STRIKES AGAIN begins.)
(YUKON)
Gadzooks! The Bumble strikes again! Whoopecee!
(We see the ABOMINABLE SNOW MONSTER’s hand.)
RUDOLPH
It’s my nose! It keeps giving us away!
YUKON
if there's anything | hate, it's a noisy Bumble! We'll have to
‘outwit the fiend with superior intelligencel
RUDOLPH
Howl?
YUKON
Douse your nose ~ and run like crazy!
RUDOLPH
But — we're trapped! There's no way out! It’s my nose! It's
ruined us!
YUKON
“The Bumble has one weakness,
38 Rudoh The Reaose Rane(YUKON looks around and notices a patch of ice on the
water.)
(yukon)
Come on over here. Get onto this ice with me.
(HERMEY and RUDOLPH join YUKON. YUKON chops at
the ice. The ice breaks off, and they begin to float away.)
Come on! Do it yourself icebergs! Har ~ har! Naazaah! Naa
Can't catch us!
(#27 - DO IT YOURSELE ICEBERGS! begins.)
(YUKON)
Observe! The Bumble sinks! His one weakness! Water!
(We see the ABOMINABLE SNOW MONSTER’ hands
‘and arms flail, and then we hear a splashing noise.)
Yukon Cornelius scores again! Whoopee!
RUDOLPH
Uh — mister ~ where are we going?
YUKON
You're gonna stay with me. And we'll all be rich. With the
biggest silver strike this side of Hudson Bay! Silver.
HERMEY
1 thought you wanted gold!
YUKON
I changed my mind. But silver or gold, that’s just the first step,
my curly-toed compadre.
HERMEY
First step to what?
YUKON
Fame and fortune, as the old song goes.
RUDOLPH
Fame and fortune? What's that?
YUKON
Well, buckaroo, it’s anything you want... whatever itis that's
waiting for you out there in that great frozen beyond!
RUDOLPH
But I don't know what's waiting for me! Or what I want!