Diary ng Panget

2nd Scene: Eya meets Chad

Setting: Faculty Eating Area
Cast: Eya, Chad, Auntie (Ashly), Extras (Customers)

Eya: *Picking her nose*

Auntie: *slams her purse to Eya* Huwag kang mangungulangot sa tapat ng customers baka
mawalan ng gana!
Eya: nakatalikod naman ako auntie eh!
Extra 1(worker male): Eya *gives the tray*
*Eya goes out with auntie glaring at her*
*Eya serving other customers*
Chad: Miss!
*Eya’s Slowmo*
Eya: Yes sir? *kinikilig*
Chad: uh miss anong oras na pala?
Eya: Its time…
Chad: Miss?
Eya: Oras na para mahalin moko
Chad: Huh?
Auntie: Paalisin mo na yan, kanina pa papetiks petiks yan jan e! pampalibre lang sa restaurant
yan e!
Eya: pasensya na po kayo sir ah, ano po ba oorderin nyo?
Chad: can I order……. You?
Eya: ay hehe take out?
Chad: miss sorry, kase di na ata dadating date ko so next time nalang yan.
5th scene: Eya finds boarding house and job
Eya: *finds signage* uhm excuse me ho,pwede ho magtanong?
Landlady: 3500 kada buwan, one month advance, one month deposit. 5000 deposit sa Meralco,
2500 sa tubig. 1500 sa smoke detector. Isang libo para sa susi. Shared bedroom, apat kayo sa
kwarto. Bawal magdala ng boyfriend tsaka bawal magalaga ng aso. Oh ano? Kukunin mo ba? *
shows the house*
Eya: ah hindi na ho, may boyfriend kasi ako e
Landlady: di nga?
Eya: *glares*

Eya: boss sige na oh, kahit anong trabaho basta wag lang pagbebenta ng katawan. Desperada
na ho kasi ako e!
Boss: mukha nga
Eya: wowwwww, sakit nun ah!
Boss: ay hindi pwede sensitive dun sa papasukan mo
Eya: ay hindi hindi po ako sensitive, yung- yung skin ko lang po. Sige na po please
Boss: sige sige, kuha ka ng nbi, barangay at police clearance
Eya: Slamat po kuya kahit vertical clearance pa po o kahit clearance sale! Thank you po! Thank
you!

6th scene: Infront of Sanford mansion

Setting:
Cast: Eya, 2 Maids, Mayordoma

Eya’s voiceover: wow, parang bagay ako sa mansion na toh, ican feel it! Dito na magbabago life
ko!
*Mayordoma approaching with 2 maids*
Mayordoma: Ms Rodgriguez?
Eya: uh po?
Mayordoma: Inaatay kana ni Mr. Sandford
Eya: *Nodding* sige po.
*mayordoma exiting, the two maids opens the gate*
Eya: salamat po.

7th Scene: Introduction of Eya to Mayordoma and Mr. Sandford

Setting:
Cast: Eya, Maids and guards (extra), Mayordoma, mr Sandford

Mayordoma: sana magtagal ka

Eya: ho? Bakit ho?
Mr. Sandford: bente na ang nagresign bago ikaw
Eya: Bakit ho?
Mr. Sandford: My son is a difficult person. You will have to be responsible to his needs.
Sisiguraduhin mong papasok sya sa class.
Eya: Madali lang naman po pala e.
Mr. Sandford: Di rin. Ang anak ko is human but also he is half halimaw
*mayordoma, guards, maids snickers*
Eya: parang werewolf? Zuma? Ayoko na po. * exits*
Mr. Sandford: 25,000 basic salary, kasama benefits, kasama na din boarding and lodging.
Eya: ready na po ako, dala ko na nga po mga damit ko, san ko po ba i-
*mayordoma stops her* *two claps* *maids ang guards exits*
*eya enters with mayordoma glaring at her*

8th Scene: cross’ introduction to Eya as his personal maid

Setting:
Cast: Eya, cross, Mayordoma, mr Sandford
Mr: Sandford: bastos, Maingay, walang modo—
Corss: bilis!
Mr. Sandford: cross.
Cross: what now you old toothless fart?
Mr. Sandford: you don’t have to be rude.
Eya: tama! Ano ba problema mo? Una hindi utot ang tatay mo, pangalawa, hindi bungal ang
tatay mo, pangatlo ang gwapo gwapo kaya ng tatay mo
Cross: sino toh? * points at eya* whoever…no-whatever you are.. get out!! *exits* I don’t
wanna see your polka dot face when I get back.
Mr. Sandford: see what I mean?
Eya:*nods* oo bastos sya, but im not a quitter.

12th scene: eya with all the books brought

Settings:
Cast: cross, eya

Eya: ang dami dami mong pinabili wala ka naming binigay na perang pambili!
Cross: why didn’t you asked? Malay ko kung may cash funds ka galling sa tatay ko.
*cross will sigh*
Eya: *gives receipt*
Cross:* checks receipt* *gets his wallet then gives all the money inside* you may leave
Eya: kulang ka ng 50 oh!
Cross; *sighs* * gives 50* *drops it*
Eya: *screams* kabwisit! *exits*

14th scene: chad with eya planning the surprise

Settings:
Cast: chad, eya

Eya: pwede bang iba nalang itulong ko?

Chad: hindi pwede. Maganda ba?
Eya: 250,000 yan, di pa ba yun maganda?
Chad: Sana nga magustuhan nya e
Eya: maganda ba sya?
Chad: oo, tulad mo.
Eya: edi pangit din!
Chad: peppy, maganda sya. alam wag mo ngang minanamillit sarili m, youre so beautiful. Kaya
isukat mo toh. *grabs eya’s hand* oh, perfect! Uy peppy, punta ka sa party ha? Ikaw kaya
magbibigay neto
Eya: huh? Ano ka ba? Di naman ako invited eh.
Chad: kaya nga iniinvite kita diba. Kailanagn kita sa plano ko, please!
Eya: ano masamang balak mo sakanya?
Chad: Peppy, relax! Gusto ko lang na ibigay mo tong rings sakanya and I’ll do the rest
Eya: bahala na! *farts*
Chad: *surprised* what was that?!
Eya: ang? Ang ano?
Chad: don’t tell me…
Eya: may I go out?
Chad: yes, you may
*eya embarrassingly laughs*
Extra 1: Whats that smell?
Extra 2: ew
*Chad coughs and covers his nose*
15th scene: lory invites eya to her party
Settings
Cast; eya, Lory

Lory: *gives food* masarap yan, go.

Eya: *eya takes a bite* *eya nods* sarap nga!
Lory: *laughs* sarap?
Eya: thank you sap ag imbita mo sakin ha?
Lory: of course! You know what eya? I really, really like you
Eya: *points fork at her* tomboy ka?
Lory: *Laughs* ofcourse not. I like you as a friend, as a friend! Relax with the fork.
Eya: mhhmmm *nods*
Lory: alam mo, di ka kasi fake tulad ng iba e
Eya: grabe ha pinakaba moko dun ah. So…. Bffs na tayo?
Lory; yes! Yes. Kaya Saturday wag kang mawawala, birthday ko. Okay?
16th scene: Eya checking pimples
Settings: car
Cast: eya, driver

Eya: *walks and checks her face in front of a car window* nagsesex ba tong pimples ko kaya sila
dumadami? Sasabog na toh *points at one of her pimple* mt taal….mayon…. Pinatubo… may
kambal pa!
Driver: huy! Nananakot ka ba? Nagpapahinga yung tao e umalis ka nga dito!
Eya: *gasps* okay. *walks away embarrassed*
18th scene: lory confronts eya about the allegations
Settings: eating area
Cast: mean girls, extras, eya, lory

*eya walks into the canteen*

Mean girl 1 (regine): omg here she comes
Mean girl 2 (maejoy): its so not true!
Mean girl Jerome: Kulam is the only explanation
Eya: *mimics* kulam is the only explanation or blackmail. That is so true *laughs*
*extras glaring at her* *eya sits down* *lory approaches*
Lory: Eya, we need to talk
Eya; friend buti nalang dumating ka—
Lory: totoo ba? You could’ve just told me na bf mo na si cross
Eya: huy! Di totoo yun ha!
Lory; then are you guys always together?
Eya: *looks around* secret lang ha? Personal maid ako ni cross
Lory: what? OMG Im so jealous!
Eya: ano ka ba? Ikaw kaya maging personal maid ng monster slash devil na yon
Lory: is it that bad?
Eya: *nods* mmm-hmm
*the two laughs*
19th Scene: Lory’s Birthday
Settings:
Cast: Eya, Chad, Ian, Cross

*sabay sila ni cross pumunta*

Cross: pasalamat ka sinama kita!
Eya: hoy! Invited kaya ako!
Cross to Ian: Hey wassup?
Ian: hey bro. may date ka pala? * looks at eya*
Cross: what? *looks at eya* no! personal maid ko lang yan!
Eya: *mimics Cross*
Ian: Im ian, and youre Eya. Pasensya kana dyan sa besftfriend ko ha? Palaging galit sa mundo
Eya: sanay nako dyan! Ganayn na ba talaga yan since birth?
Ian: I think nagumpisa yan since nung namatay yung mom nya
Eya: talagang yung mom nya yung ginawa nyang dahilan ah, ako nga ulila nang lubos e!
Cross: ano yon?
Eya: *chuckles* wala! Party party!!!! Party! Party! Party! Wooh! Party! Party! * eya goes inside*
Ian: bro lets go! *ian and cross goes inside*
Eya: *kumakain sa tabale mag isa*
Chad: takaw oh!
Eya: oh, chad
Chad: oo nga pala, *Gives the ring to eya* ikaw na bahala dito ha?
//
Eya:* finds lory* lory? *mistaken others* ay joke, sorry po. *found her * Lory! May
nagpapabigay sayo! *natumaba kasi nasagi*
Nakasagi: Ay sorry! *Runs*
Eya: *nagbrownout* ay!
*everybody will scream*
Lory: o my goodness!
Eya: *finds the ring box*
Lory: eya!
*nasisipa yung ring box*
*cross will grab the box* * chad holds his hand*
Chad: making ka munang Mabuti. Sana patapusin mo muna ako bago ka magsalita. alam kong
may mahal kang iba. But believe me, hes not worth it. Kase ako mahal na mahal kita. Give me a
chance to love you. Be my girlfriend.
Cross: dude, are you gay?
*the lights will open* *chad is kneeling down holding cross’ hand* *eya and lory will appear*\
Eya: chad?
Lory: cross?
*chad will stand up* *looks at everyone*
Chad: this is so embarrassing *walks out*
Eya: *hinabol si chad* Chad! Wait!
Chad: You ruined everything.

20th Scene: Cross and Eya at the Student council room

Settings: MSSG room
Cast: Cross, Eya, Ian, extras as student council, guard, and janitor

Eya: *runs and bumps into cross*

Cross: Whats your Problem?
Eya: ha?
Cross: Are you blind?
Eya: nakakita kasi ako ng multo e
Cross: *grabs eya’s arm* Wait, multo?
Eya: oo, multo. Si mary?
Cross: sinong mary?
Eya: si mary, yung nagmumulto sa student council room. Balita kasi nirape sya dun tas
nagpakamatay. White lady.
Cross: what? Nanloloko ka ba?
Eya:*points at herself* manloloko? Gusto mo hanapin pa natin e
Chad: *scared* Wait. Mamaya, punta ka sa student council room. May meeting ako dun
Eya: ikaw yung may meeting tas ako pinapapunta mo? Sabihin mo duwag ka!
Cross: pinapapunta kita dun para may mautusan akong maid. Pag di ka dumating, patay ka
sakin!
Eya: *Mimics* Pag di ka dumating, patay ka sakin! Bleh!
//montage of school or student council room//
Cross: * goes inside* yo guys, sit down
Extra 1 (girl): oh, hey cross!
Ian: sup bro! *handshakes*
Cross: Hi guys, uhh as you all know,valentines day is coming up soon. We need ideas, now.
Okay?
//timelapse of them brainstorming and each one of them going out except cross and ian//
Ian; bro, I have to go. May fam dinnier pa kasi kami e.
Cross:what? You still need to fill out the forms..
Ian: . Anniversary kasi nila mom and dad e. ayun, bakit? Natatakot ka bang mag isa?
Cross: hindi, bat naman ako matatakot?
Ian: sige, basta ako nalang gagawa non. Ill go ahead. Bye! *exits*
Cross: papatayin ko talaga yun si pimples *calls eya* *the subscriber…** grunts*
*indistinct whispering*
Cross: sino ka? * looks around* go away! *may dumaan sa pinto* Mommy! *nagtago si cross*
*the door opens and pumatay ilaw*
Eya: *appears with a flashlight and scares cross*
Cross: eya where are You ?
Eya: *howling* awooooo~
Cross: Mommy! *nabunggo sila sa isat isa*
Guard: mga batang toh di manlang marunong mag lock *nilock pinto*
Cross:*ginigising si eya* gising!
Eya: *grunts*
Cross: hoy!
*cross and eya will stand up* *eya will open the lights*
Cross: Nakita mo si mary?
Eya: sinong mary?
Cross; yung white lady!
Eya: hindi totoo yun, gawagawa ko lang yun.
Cross: hindi Nakita ko sya
Eya: ako kaya yun *imitates the flashlight and howling*
Cross: walang pimples yung Nakita ko.
Eya: alam mo, para sa halimaw ha, duwag ka. Aminin mo na kasi na natakot ka e!
Cross; shut up! Youre fired!
Eya: tatay mo nagpapasweldo sakin kaya tatay mo lang may Karapatan mag fire sakin. Halika
na!*opens the door* naka lock!
Cross; bakit mo nilock?
Eya; hindi ako ha
Cross: call the school guard
*eya tries to call the sg* *sorry ang iyong….*
Eya: wala akong load
Cross; ano?! Pambihira to. Palibhasa pulubi. Dughang hampaslupa at panget pa!
Eya: *crosses eyes* e bakit hindi ikw yung tumawag?
Cross: nakalimutan ko yung cord ko sa car.
Eya: palibhasa, gwapo, naka post paid pero walang charger!
*clattering noises* * both are shocked*
Both eya and cross: ikaw ba yon? Hindi. *shakes head* *stares for a while then screams*
*magaagawan sa isang pwesto*
Eya: tabi dyan ako dyan!
Cross: move, Get your own place!
Sneak peak: tumatawag si auntie from the busy restaurant
Auntie:*calls eya (the subscriber)* sus kung kelan sya kailangan saka hindi makontak!
Hay!*may papasok na maga extra sa restaurant* lagot ka sakin!

Eya: tulog na tayo

Cross: wag, just talk to me first.
Eya: ano naman paguusapan natin?
Cross: mag kwento ka nalang tungkol sayo
Eya: sighs* ano ba gusto mo malaman?
Cross: bakit ang pangit mo?
Eya: san mo tinatago yung buntot at sungay mo?
Cross: bakit pulubi ka?
Eya: kasi wala Nakong mga magulang *both will get sad*
Cross; san ang parents mo?
Eya: namatay sila sa aksidente nung 14 ako, e ikaw? Nasan yung mom mo?
Cross: she died in a plan crash when I was five
Eya: kaya ka pala ganyan
Cross; ano bako?
Eya: wala, ganyan. Buti nga may tatay ka pa e
Cross: matulog ka na nga
Eya: edi matulog. *poses as sleeping and imitates snoring*
*Cross will glare and cross his eyes*
//morning na, montage of two of them sleeping// *both are snoring*
*eya has drawings in her face*
Janitor: huy! Anong ginagawa nyo dito? umuwi na kayo! Wala ba kayong pasok? Susumbong ko
kayo!
Eya: pasensiya na po. Sorry po.
*janitor will look at eya strangely* *two will exit*

23rd scene: eya talks with chad

Setting: covered structure and car
Cast: chad & eya

*chad plays in the background* * eya will appear*

Chad to coach: coach, pwede mag break muna?
Coach: okay, 30 mins.
Chad: *approaches eya* Eya!! We need to talk
//car setting//
Eya: papatayin mo bako? Parang awa mo na!
Chad: peppy, peppy! Relax! Hindi ako galit
Eya: galit ka eh! Sabi mo “you ruined everything”
Chad: peppy, I know you didn’t like what happened. Pero, kalimutan na natin yun.
Eya: *nods*
Chad: peace? *chad attemps to hi five*
*eya will tickle chad*
24th Scene: cross is sick
Settings:
Cast: cross, eya, mayordoma, maids, mr. Sanford, ian

*eya goes home from school*

Eya (voiceover): hmm! Amoy chad! Ambait talaga pinahiram pa yung shirt nya.
Mayordoma: pag tapos kana yakapin ang sarili mo, magpakita ka sa amo mo *glares at eya*
Eya: opo, sige po.
*knocks at door*
Cross: panget? Ikaw ba yan?
Eya: ako nga monster
Cross: what did you say?
Eya:Monster! Gawain lang ng halimaw na katulad mo, ang drawingan ang nananahimik kong
mukha!
cross: sorry, mukha mo pala yun akala ko connect the dots
Eya: *yells* papatayin kitang halimaw ka! * attemps to choke cross*
Cross: get off me!
Eya: teka, bat parang mainit ka? Galing ka bang sauna?
Cross: forget it, umalis kana! Jeez! *gets away from eya* *coughs*
Eya: antaas ng lagnat mo ah? Teka lang kukuha kita ng gamot.
Cross: *lies down* * hinagod yung leeg*
//mayordoma, maids and eya//
Eya: *pours porridge into a bowl*
Mayordoma: *approaches* *gives eya the medicine* kung may plano kang lasunin si cross,
maiintindihan kita pero matakot ka sa Diyos.
Eya: ayoko pong mapunta sa impyerno. Magkikita nanaman kami dun! *exits*
*mayordoma and the maids will laugh*
*one maid exaggerates in laughing and stops as mayordoma glares her down*
*the maid will clean the table* *mayordoma will follow her actions*
//back to cross’ room//
Eya: *sinubuan si cross ng lugaw*
Cross: baka may lason yan?
Eya: walang lason to, sige na. ahhh
*sinusubuan si cross ng lugaw* *nasusuka si cross* *pumunta sa cr then sumuka*
Eya: basa ka ng pawis, magbihis ka na nga!
Cross: ayoko nga! Irape mo pako e!
Eya: bahala ka nan ga sa buhay mo! Malaki kana.
//gabi na and cross is in his bed shivering//
Eya: ano gusto mo cookie monster?
Cross: hindi ako makatulog. Patayin mo yung aircon.
*pinatay ni ey yung aircon8
Eya: ano pa?
Cross: tubig.
Eya: * pours water in a cup* oh * gives water to cross* mag paospital kana kasi!
*Cross drinks water*
Cross: mamamatay nalang ako kesa magpaospital.
Eya; e anong gusto mo? Dumeretcho ka sa morgue?
Cross: Sige gisingin mo yung driver. Magpapahatid ako sa ospital. Wag kana sumama, kami
nalang.
//sa clinic//
*otw si mr Sandford tas eya*
Mr sandford: eya, I know you have classes tomorrow pero baka pwede ka muna umabsent.
Wala kasi kasama si cross sa ospital kasi kailangan kong pumunta sa states for business reason.
Eya: okay lang po sir!