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Speeding Motorist Is the Groom

A motorist is stopped for speeding by a police officer who intends to jail him until the chief returns. The officer believes the chief will be in a good mood due to a wedding, but the motorist reveals he is actually the groom. This twist adds humor to the situation.

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Speeding Motorist Is the Groom

A motorist is stopped for speeding by a police officer who intends to jail him until the chief returns. The officer believes the chief will be in a good mood due to a wedding, but the motorist reveals he is actually the groom. This twist adds humor to the situation.

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Too much speeding

A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist (mô tô rít) who was speeding
(spít đing) down Main Street.
“But, officer,” the man began (be gan), “I can explain” (íc splên)
“Just be quiet,” snapped the officer. “I’m going to let you cool your heels in jail
until the chief gets back.”
“But, officer, I just wanted to say”
“And I said to keep quiet! You’re going to jail!”
A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, “Lucky for you
that the chief’s at his daughter’s wedding. He’ll be in a good mood when he gets
back.”
“Don’t count on it,” answered the fellow in the cell. “I’m the groom.”

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