Army of Darkness 1992
Army of Darkness 1992
Army Of Darkness
By
Sam Raimi and Ivan Raimi
This is Ash, mid twenties, square jaw firmly set and a pair
of haunted eyes which dart about quickly in fear. Ash speaks
to the CAMERA with urgency:
ASH
Why would you say that I am insane?
I wouldn't say that I've lost my
mind simply because I've heard the
voices and seen the godless things
moving in the woods. If anything, I
think more clearly now than ever
before. I know now that there is
such a thing as a living Evil. A
dark and shapeless thing that lives
not in the spaces we know, but
between them. In the Dark. In the
night. And it wants the exact same
thing as you and I: a chance at
warm life on this Earth. It doesn't
care that is already had that
chance ...once. Now listen closely
because there isn't much time.
Listen and believe, because it's
all true.
DISSOLVE TO:
ASH (V.O.)
I first saw the damn thing at that
blasted cabin. The Necronomicon. An
ancient Sumarrian text, bound in
human flesh and inked in human
blood. It contained bizarre burial
rites, prophesies...and instruction
for demon resurrection. It was
never meant for the world of the
living.
DISSOLVE TO:
Ash flips through the pages from the BOOK OF THE DEAD.
(CONTINUED)
2.
3 CONTINUED: 3
ASH (V.O.)
The book awoke something dark in
the woods.
SUPERIMPOSE:
ASH (V.O.)
It got into my hand and it went
bad.
ASH (V.O.)
So I lopped it off at the wrist.
ASH severs his hand from his wrist with the chainsaw.
ASH (V.O.)
In order to rid myself of the foul
thing, I read from a passage in the
book that was supposed to open a
hole. A hole in Time that would
send the Evil back. And it worked.
(CONTINUED)
3.
10 CONTINUED: 10
ASH (V.O.)
...I just didn't plan on coming
along.
"BRUCE CAMPBELL"
"Vs"
15 ASH 15
17 ASH'S BODY 17
20 ASH 20
22 WARRIOR #1 22
WARRIOR #1
Hail to him who has come from the
sky to deliver us from the terror
of the Deadites! Hail!
23 ASH 23
24 TWENTY-FIVE WARRIOR 24
join in the chant and hail Ash, but suddenly stop as...
25 ARTHUR 25
26 ARTHUR'S P.O.V. 26
27 A FRIGHTENED ASH 27
(CONTINUED)
5.
27 CONTINUED: 27
ASH
Take is easy now chief. I don't
know how I got here and I'm not
lookin' for any trouble.
28 WISEMAN JOHN 28
WISEMAN JOHN
My Lord Arthur, I believe he is the
promised one, written of in the
Necronomicon.
29 ARTHUR 29
Brings his sword down across Ash's chest. Ash cries out in pa
in as...
30 ASH'S CHEST 30
ARTHUR
He bleeds. As a man bleeds. The
one written of in the Book would
not bleed.
31 ARTHUR GESTURES 31
ARTHUR
Likely, he is one of Henry's men. I
say to the pit with him! If he is
truly the promised one... he will
emerge.
WARRIOR #2 AND #3
Aye! The pit's a fair test!
32 GOLD TOOTH 32
charges his horse at Ash. But he is met with the wooden stock
of Ash's shotgun as it swings into frame, cracking against hi
s jaw.
34 ASH 34
36 ASH 36
ASH
Where the hell they put the
stirrups on this thing!!??
40 ANGLE ON ARTHUR 40
ARTHUR
LIEUTENANTS! Fetch me the
blackard.
43 ASH 43
45 ASH 45
ASH
GIDDYPU!
47 ASH 47
49 ASH 49
51 ASH 51
swings.
54 HIS BROADSWORD 54
is moving fast when he hits the ground. His armored form tumb
les end over end in the dust, clanging to a halt against a
rock.
He inserts the stump of his right arm into the female end of
his chainsaw arm bracket. FOOMP! He twists his stump and the
chainsaw bracket locks in to place. CLINK! He thrusts his
chainsaw arm outward, pulling on the starter cord; PUTT-PUTT-
PUTT... The engine won't turn over. He curse s and yanks
again.
draws close. He leans from his horse and swings his Broadswor
d mightily. The flat portion of the blade connects. THUNK!
62 ASH 62
63 ASH 63
65 ASH 65
68 A SWORD HANDLE 68
69 ASH 69
70 ARTHUR 70
ARTHUR
Bring the prisoner!
The warriors surge upon Ash. His sawed-off shotgun and chains
aw are taken from him.
ASH
No!
ARTHUR
To the castle!
73 WARRIOR #2 ON HORSEBACK 73
prods Ash along with a rod attached to his spiked iron collar
. The Warriors gallop off, forcing Ash and the other
prisoners to run alongside them.
10.
74 WISEMAN JOHN 74
Picks up the chainsaw and sawed off shotgun from the dust. H
e is troubled by the strange objects. Sunlight glints off the
blade of the chainsaw, blinding the CAMERA.
DISSOLVE TO:
DISSOLVE TO:
GOLD TOOTH
Move along now!
DISSOLVE TO:
CAMERA PANS along the line of Arthur and his horsemen, to fin
d a 12TH CENTURY BATTLE CASTLE built on the edge of a great
cli ff. A drawbridge is lowered. Arthur's warriors ride over
it.
SHEILA
a striking, blonde haired maiden,
rushes into frame. She searches the
faces of Arthur's warriors and
grows concerned. She pushes through
a crowd of villagers and calls up
to Arthu r
SHEILA (CONT’D)
M'Lord Arthur! Where is my
brother? Did he not ride with you?
(CONTINUED)
11.
79 CONTINUED: 79
ARTHUR
Eye. And fought valiantly. But
last night fell in battle to Duke
Henry's men.
SHEILA
Her face does not immediately
register the grief. She attemp ts
SHEILA (CONT’D)
Foul thing! A pox on your throat!
Thou art a Murderer! A black
Murderer!
80 VILLAGE WOMEN 80
restrain her.
SHEILA
cries as the Village Women attempt
to soothe her.
VILLAGE WOMAN #1
May you be consoled by their
suffering in the pit.
halt. Iron keys rattle. The shackles are unlocked. Ash and th
e prisoners rub their reddened wrists. They are pushed at
swordpoint towards a circular iron grate that sits atop the
ground. This is THE PIT.
82 ASH 82
83 SHEILA 83
(CONTINUED)
12.
84 CONTINUED: 84
DUKE HENRY
You sir, are not one of my vassals.
Who are you?
ASH
Who wants to know?
DUKE HENRY
I am Henry the Red. Duke of Shale.
Lord of the Northlands and leader
of its people.
ASH
You ain't leadin' but two things
now, pal. Jack and shit. And Jack
left town.
ARTHUR
There is an Evil that has awakened
in this land. And whilst my people
fight for their very souls against
it, you, Duke Henry the Red, wage
war on us. Your people are no
better than the foul corruption
that lies in the bowels of that
pit! May God have mercy on your
souls.
crank a massive wench. Chains tighten and the heavy iron lid
slides back, revealing a dark hole. The Pit.
stiffen in fear.
OLD WOMAN
Aye. Into the pit with the
bloodthirsty sons of whores! She
jams a meat pie into her mouth and
cheers excitedly as
(CONTINUED)
13.
89 CONTINUED: 89
90 HENRY'S WARRIOR #1 90
93 ASH 93
is frozen in fear.
making a break for it! He's past the guards, heading for the
open drawbridge.
96 ANGLE ON 96
PING! PING! They bounce off the Warrior's armor. He's makes
it to the op en drawbridge when...
97 ARTHUR 97
99 THE CROWD 99
:
CAMERA PANS from their bloodthirsty
faces to the next prisone r
in line...
ASH
Hey, I never even saw these
assholes before..
He spins to Duke Henry the Red. You gotta tell 'em you don't
know me. We never met. Tell him.
HENRY
I do not believe that he shall
listen.
Putrid water drains from it's empty eye sockets and mouth. It
jerks like a marionette as it advances.
and backs against the steep rock wall of the pit. He tries t
o scale the steep face. He gets one foot up.
114 ABOVE THE PIT - GOLD TOOTH AND OTHER VILLAGERS 114
grabs Ash, and begins hammering him with her rotted fists.
races toward Ash, leaps into the air and comes down with a
kneedrop onto Ash's stomach.
rides into the castle, dismounts and pushes through the crowd
with a bundle wrapped in cloth.
advances.
Tumbling downward...
ASH
Come on, you blasted piece of-- He
thrusts out his chainsaw arm,
yanking the starter cord and
... VERRROOOOOOM!!
lunges at Ash.
Buzzzzz!!
raises the chainsaw blade and neatly bisects the falling dead
ite hand. He spins and with a roundhouse blow...
climbs the steep wall of the pit when a SECOND DEADITE emerge
s from the earthen wall before him.
slams the butt end of the chainsaw into the beast, knocking i
t back into the water.
comes up, over the edge of the pit. Followed by... THUMP! A
sh's bloody hand. Then his bruised face. Covered in the
black bl ood of the Deadites. He crawls to his feet. Ash tuns
to the crowd, his list clenched.
(CONTINUED)
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ASH
All right now. Who wants to be
next? Who wants some.
ASH
You want some more? Huh?! Gold
Tooth and the others give him a
wide berth. Ash calls ou t
to Henry.
ASH (CONT’D)
Now climb on those horses and get
out of here.
ARTHUR
Nay. Henry is my prisoners. He--
ASH
GIDDYUP NOW!! HYAAAH!
parts allowing...
ARTHUR
For that, I shall see you dead.
removes his sawed off shotgun from Wiseman John's horse and
turns to Arthur, then the crowd.
(CONTINUED)
20.
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ASH
This is my boomstick. It's a twelve
gauge, double barreled Remington
pump. Next one of you primitives
touch me...
pointing the barrel just past Arthur. He, but no one else, ha
s spotted the surviving Second Deadite crawling up from the
pit on the forgotten chain. The crowds gasp is cut short
by....BLAMMITY-BLAM! The shotgun belches flame. The blast
cuts the chain, leaving the Deadite teetering at the pit's
edge.
ASH
Bring me your hoo do man.
CLOSE UP - ASH
sits across the flames from Arthur and his men. She bandages
Ash's wounds.
SHEILA
I pray thee to forgive me. I
believed thee one of Henry's men.
She touches Ash's hand. Ash turns
away
ASH
First you wanta kill me, now ya
wanna kiss me.
ASH (CONT’D)
Lady, just leave me alone.
SHEILA
I'm sorry m'lord. Please
understand... T'is a cruel time for
us. The Wisemen say you are the
promised one. Our only hope against
the darkness that has descended on
this land.
ASH
They're mistaken.
SHEILA
I think not. I feel that there is
reason for your being here. It is
no accident.
22.
approach. They sit in tall stone chairs across the fire from
Ash.
ASH
Well what is it? Can you send me
back or not?
WISEMAN JOHN
Only the Necronomicon has the
power. A power which we both
require. It contains passages that
can dispel the Evil from this place
and return you to your time.
ASH
The Necronomicon. Yeah, that's the
thing that got me here.
WISEMAN JOHN
It is in a place far from here. It
can only be retrieved by the
Promised one. Other Warriors have
tried. Their widows grieve still.
We have waited long years for you.
Out only hope is the Necronomicon.
Thou must undertake to quest for
it. Alone must thou travel to a
distant cemetery. There thou shalt
find it.
ASH
Me? Now way, no day. Only place
I'm goin' is home.
turn to see...
now standing too close to the fire. Her robes ignites. She
does not respond as flames sweep up her body. She continues
to sti r the caldron.
23.
Unseen by all, her bone white eyes flare open! A nasty grin
forms on her face as she lies in the dust. Behind her, the
Wisemen approach.
ASH
It's a trick. Get an axe.
With her great strength, the Possessed Woman pushes upon one
of the giant stone archways. It topples over, crushing two
warriors beneath it.
24.
topples the next stone. BOOM! Which topples the next, which
sets off a chain reaction. BOOM! BOOM! Like giant dominoes,
they fall.
She SCREAMS!
latches onto Ash like an iron trap, knocking them both to the
ground.
rolls the Possessed Woman over, and into the path of...
192 EXT. WITHIN THE TEMPLE RUINS - PAPER MACHE STONE 192
grasps a flaming log with his bare hands and rams it down the
monster's oversized throat. She chokes.
grab the beast and pull it off of Ash. Arthur comes to meet
them. He carries a double-bladed battle axe.
POSSESSED WOMAN
The Evil lives. Slay me and ten
will rise to take my place. All
will die. ALL WILL -
CHOP!
rolls, and comes to a halt at Ash's feet. It's eyes pop open
! POSSESSED WOMAN'S HEAD ---DIE!
grabs the laughing head and tosses it into the darkness. The
head sails away as the laughter receded.
(CONTINUED)
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WISEMAN JOHN
Now. Will thou quest for the
Necronomicon?
He considers.
THE BLACKSMITH
attaches the shock absorber spring
to the iron hand.
gasps.
DISSOLVE TO:
ASH
stares over the castle wall to the
foreboding wasteland with
apprehension. The wind blows upon
his hair. Sheila appears behind
him. She drapes a grey garment over
Ash. A magnificent cape. Ash draws
her body close to his. He wraps the
cape arou nd
her. Together they stare off into the night, then turn to on
e another and kiss.
DISSOLVE TO:
ASH
He wears an iron breastplate with
the insignia of Arthur's ar my
DISSOLVE TO:
The Horsemen wind down a trail. Suddenly the horses rear up.
The men gain control of the frightened steeds.
ASH
What's going on?
(CONTINUED)
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ARTHUR
points to...
WISEMAN JOHN
This is the edge of the land ruled
by the Dark Spirit. This path will
lead you to an unholy place. A
cemetery. There, the Necronomicon
awaits.
ASH'S HORSE
which nervously pounds the earth
with it's hooves.
WARRIOR #1
Lord Arthur, he is supplied. Now I
beg of you, let us leave this foul
place.
ARTHUR
A moment.
WISEMAN JOHN
As thou removest the Book from it's
cradle, you must recite these
words. Clatoo, verata, Nicto.
ASH
Clatto Verata Nicto. Okay.
WISEMAN JOHN
Repeat them.
ASH
Clatto Verata Nicto.
(CONTINUED)
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WISEMAN #1
Again.
ASH
I got it. I got it. I know your
damn words. All right? Now you get
this straight: I get the book, you
send me back. That's the deal.
After that I'm history. Ash rears
up on his horse and gallops into
the mist
ASH
HAAAAAA!
FADE OUT.
ASH
rides out of the wall of mist. He
finds himself on a trail leading
into a thick forest.
jerks upon the reins and his steed leaps a fallen tree. He
gracefully leaps a second tree. But as he leaps over the thi
rd, he is ripped off the horse by a low branch. He falls
hard to the mud as the horse gallops off. He groggily stands
and stumbles onward.
running for...
comes upon the shed's door. Locked. He heaves his body agai
nst it but it won't give.
unscrews his iron hand and holsters it. He slings the chains
aw from his shoulder and snaps it onto his stump bracket.
Click . He threads the chainsaw starter cord through the V-
SHAPED SLO T that extends from his breastplate. CLICK. He
thrusts out his arm and the chainsaw ROARS to life!
The blade bites into the log that bolts the door.
draws closer.
ASH
Come on! Come on!
The chainsaw dies. He jerks out his arm to restart it. Putt.
Putt.
ASH (CONT’D)
Blasted piece of junk!
draws closer.
ANGLE ON DOOR The partially cut log gives way. Ash tumbles
into the storag e shed. He slams the door shut and slides the
remainder of the log across the latch, re-bolting it.
A terrified Ash braces his back against the door. BANG! Earth
shaking in its intensity. The planks of the door shudde r
behind Ash.
It cracks.
presses himself against the door for all he's worth, praying
that whatever it out there, won't get in. BANG! Splinters
fly.
TRACKING WITH ASH AND THE DOOR as they are swept up at super
speed in the grip of the Evil Force. Ash is seen rocketing
through the long hallway of the Shed, spinning head over
heels. Ash rips through other doors
(CONTINUED)
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,
taking them with him. Ash is now
sandwiched between two doors as he
flies through the air.
The roof of the shed ripples, sending tiles and wood beams
flying as the EVIL FORCE surges through the shed like a tidal
wave.
It blows out from the place in a flying stack along with the
other doors. The flying doors slam against a tree and fall t
o the ground in a stack.
He beholds...
ASH
enters the Mill.
ASH (CONT’D)
Anybody here?!
ASH (CONT’D)
This place'll do for the night. Get
the book in the morning.
34.
ASH
listens as the cabin CREAKS like an
old ship beneath the forc e
of the gale.
on the window quietly KNOCK. Ash shivers and rubs his arms f
or warmth.
ASH
Damn this cold.
pours out of Ash's chainsaw over some logs in the stove's bel
ly.
lights the fire with his Zippo lighter and huddles near the
flame for warmth.
ASH
'least I won't freeze to death. He
turns to a tiny sound.
Only the night woods. The "gnarled hand" comes back, sweepin
g down in front of the broken window, but it's revealed to be
j ust a tree branch swaying in the wind.
It rears up on it's hind legs. It's front hoofs come down tow
ard Ash.
ASH
Easy, boy.
ASH
stares in disbelief, then the wind
slams the front door of th e
ASH
races through the door and toward
CAMERA when...SMASH...Ash's
reflection shatters. He's run into
a mirror. Shivering, he pi cks
Two inch high versions of himself. They leap from the mirror
fragments and land on the floor.
SCREAMS in agony and jerks forward, banging his head into the
stove pipe.
barely dives away from the blast the would have taken his hea
d off.
is running for his life, as fast as his tiny legs will carry
him.
stumbles over a broom handle that has been thrust out in fron
t of him by other tiny ASHES. His head slams into a stove
pipe . He crumples. He lands with his cheek pressed against
the hot stove. SSSSSSssss. He pries his face loose with a
spatula.
SCREAMS and jerks upward, slamming his bucket head into the
stove pipe. CLANG! Ash rips the bucket from his head then y
anks the needles from his buttocks. He looks about for the
little imps.
has seen him. He "accidentally" elbows the log and Tiny Ash
#2 into the stove's fire.
ASH
Ooops.
is burned alive.
jerks his leg upward in pain. Ash dances about the place
hopping on one foot, HOWLING. He strays into the greasy area
of the floor and stumbles over the broomstick again thrust in
his path, swung there by Tiny ASHES #6, #7 and #8. He almost
regains his balance when he strays into the oil patch, falls,
and hits his head on the stone floor. BLACKNESS.
stand atop Ash's face. They push from either side of his
nostrils, plugging his nose. Ash's mouth opens as he gasps f
or air. As he inhales...
is released.
He free falls for a moment, then the tiny body arcing to form
a perfect swam dive, plunges down into Ash's opened throat.
ASH
Nasty little thing's inside me. He
stands indignant but double over in
sudden pain. Well let's see how you
like a little hot water!
He grabs the hot kettle from the stove and pours the scalding
contents painfully down his throat. He sets down the kettle
and waits for a moment. A tiny SCREAM emits from Ash's stoma
ch
ASH (CONT’D)
emits a bark of LAUGHTER. He
clutches as his chest. Then his
arm. He rips back his shirt
sleeve.
We can see the outline of Tiny Ash #6's body squirming down
Ash's arm, just beneath the skin.
squirms down his wrist and disappears into his iron hand. Th
e Iron hand snaps open and closes uncontrollably. The
possessed iron hand swings at him.
ASH
Why you dirty little...AHHHHHH!!
has entered frame and clamps down upon Ash's nose. He emits
a nasal SCREAM and shakes the pliers loose.
ASH
Soon as I get out of this thing
I... YIEEEE!! THE PAIR OF IRON PLIERS dip into Ash's mouth
and clamps down upon a back molar.
(CONTINUED)
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ASH (CONT’D)
No! Not the teeth!
YANK!
jerks his rear MOLAR from his head and holds up the tooth for
his inspection. It sets the tooth down nearly in front of hi
m. The Evil hand forms a fist and crushes the tooth to dust.
It scurries from view.
ASH
Where the hell are ya!?
ASH
I can't see ya!!
HIS EVIL HAND raises a red hot fireplace poker and presses it
against the right half of his body.
ASH (CONT’D)
No, no--not the poke--
SSSSsssssssss!
jerks his head free from the vice with a SCREAM. He holds up
his iron hand. It's back to normal. Again under his control
.
ASH
Okay then.
SHRIEKS and SHRIEKS and races out of the mill. The CAMERA
follows him in docu-horror style as he flees into the dark
woods.
ASH
staggers about in a frenzy,
stumbling over logs and through t
he
ASH (CONT’D)
Dear God, it's growing bigger!
opens it's mouth and bites the nose of the Good Ash head.
rips out of his stomach. Another foot POPS out from his back
.
43.
When it's over, there are two ASHES. GOOD ASH and...
GOOD ASH
What... are you? Are you me?
BAD ASH
WHAT... ARE GOO? ARE GOO ME?!!
You sound like a jerk!
GOOD ASH
Why are you doing this?!
BAD ASH
Wanna know? 'cause the answers
easy. It's cause I'm the bad Ash,
and yer...
Dances a funny jig around Ash. He SMACKS Ash across the face
as he sings:
EVIL ASH
...Little goody two-
GOOD ASH
Good...Bad...I'm the Ash with the
gun.
ASH
I know better than to bury you
whole.
The giant blades of the Mill are illuminated with bright flas
hes of lightning. The wind kicks up leaves as Ash throws the
bod y of his Evil Twin onto a workbench at the base of the
windmill . The giant blades of the mill arc down into frame
with a WHOOS H- WHOOSSH-WHOOSH!
across the body of Evil Ash to secure it. CLICK. SNAP. CLINK.
float past the moon. We hear the distant WHINE of the chains
aw.
ASH
with shovel in hand, drags a bloody
burlap bag from the Mill. Grunting,
he pulls the remains of his Evil
twin to the base o f
ASH (CONT’D)
Now you see what's what. Man's
body is his own personal property.
Don't anybody try to take that away
from him.
ASH
Hey, what's that you got on your
face?
ASH
(muttering under his
breath)
Rest in pieces.
backlit by the moon, brings the burial maker swiftly into the
grave. A flash of lightning reveals...
ASH
This must be it. The cemetery.
A THIRD!
steps close.
ASH
Wait. Three books? Nobody said
anything about that. Ha! That
Wiseman was so busy fillin' me
fulla his secret words and phrases
and, and, his... bullshit, he
forgot to mention anything about
that. Like do I take all of 'em of
one or 'em, or what? Well... He
reaches for the first book and
opens it.
Wind hits Ash's face as he feels the suction of the book grow
ing stronger.
ASH
Woah. Wrong book.
He turns to study...
ASH
tries to decide between them. At
first he's sure which one i t
ASH
Huh.
ASH
Dear God, help me... ahhh!!! The
Batbook is pecking at his eyes!
pulls it from his face and throws it. It lands back on it's
pedestal.
bristles in fear.
ASH
Okay. The words. Say the words.
KLATOO!... VERATA... uh... Uh...
Necta... uh... Nectar... Necktie...
uh...
ASH (CONT’D)
KLATOO... VERATA...
(CONTINUED)
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ASH (CONT’D)
Okay then.
ASH
A tiny figure among the gravestones
which tremble and one by one are
thrust from the earth.
ASH (CONT’D)
Hey, wait a minute. Everything's
cool! I said the words! I did!
A DOOR
blows open revealing Wiseman John.
He looks at the gathering storm
with foreboding.
WISEMAN JOHN
Something is amiss.
falls.
reaches for it when a SECOND skeleton hand rips from the grou
nd and clutches his face.
grab Ash's head and bang it on a rock. Two of the six arms t
ry to shake and slap some sense into him. A rotted fist is
waved at him. Another rotted arm backhands him. The arms
thrust hi s face toward the skeleton hands.
ASH
No.. no more...
ASH (CONT’D)
Leave me alone! Leave me aHUUU!
last out and snag Ash's tongue between their boney pincers,
shutting Ash up. With his tongue held, he tries to speak aga
in, but the other skeletal hand slaps him, shutting him up.
Both hands work double-time at slapping him.
His face has become a punching bag for the skeletal hands. T
hey pull his ears and gouge his eyes.
ASH
jerks backward, vomiting out the
skeletal arm. He tumbles to the
ground.
ASH
(in a snarl)
Keep you damn filthy bones outta my
mouth.
SNAP! He breaks the boney arm in two and runs away from the
sea of limbs. A bone arm rips from the grave and reaches for
the Book of the Dead but Ash scoops it up first. He leaps
over another set of groping arms that rip from the ground!
(CONTINUED)
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,
decayed version of EVIL ASH!
ASH
stares in horror at his evil self.
All around, skeletons rip from the
earth and shriek as they come back
to life!
ASH
I'm through bein' their garbage
boy. I did my part of the bargain.
He pats the saddlebag, where the book is and grins. Now they
owe me. Like in the deal. I want back. He whips his
horse... HA! GIIDDUP NOW!! ...and rides off into the
darkness.
DISSOLVE TO:
ASH
A tiny figure, rides toward the
castle.
GOLD TOOTH and two guards stand atop a tower and shout down t
o the gatekeeper.
GOLD TOOTH
Open the gates. The Promised one
has returned!
54.
THE DRAWBRIDGE
swings down.
TWO WARRIORS
hold Ash's horse as he dismounts.
There are excited shouts fr om
the villagers
VILLAGERS
The stranger has returned! He's
brought the book!
ASH
is led to the THREE WISEMEN.
WISEMAN JOHN
The Necronomicon. Quickly.
WISEMAN JOHN
Did you bring the Necronomicon!
slurps down more of the water, averting his eyes from the
Wiseman.
ASH
Yes. It's just that...
WISEMAN JOHN
Just what?!
ASH
Nothing. Here
WISEMAN JOHN
No...I sensed something had gone
awry. The book's power. It's gone.
WISEMAN JOHN
When you removed the Necronomicon
from it's cradle, did you speak the
words?
ASH
Yeah. basically.
WISEMAN JOHN
Did you speak the exact words?!
ASH
Well, maybe not every single
syllable, no. But basically I said
them. Yes.
WISEMAN JOHN
Dung eating fool! Thou hast doomed
us. When thou misspoke the words
the Army of the Dead was awoke.
ASH
Hey. We had a deal. You told me,
you could clean this thing up, once
I got you the book. You said there
was a passage in there that could
get rid of this thing and send me
back.
WISEMAN JOHN
The passage is useless to us as
long as these evil dead walk.
(MORE)
(CONTINUED)
56.
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WISEMAN JOHN (CONT'D)
They have a terrible desire for
this book. And they shall come here
to get it. Once in their
possession, the Evil shall rule the
Earth for one thousand
years...Because of you...we are
doomed.
ASH
You wanted the damn book. You got
yer book. I did my part of the
deal.
WISEMAN JOHN
We did strike a bargain. I will
return you to your own time as
promised.
ASH
Yeah. Well good. That was the deal.
So uh...when do you think we can...
ASH
I mean...when can you send me...
sees Sheila, but looks away, consumed with the guilt that he'
s doomed her.
ARTHUR
The Wisemen were fools to believe
that you were the Promised one.
That one such as you could have
saved us!.
is solemn.
moves closer.
SHEILA
I still believe that thou wilt help
us.
ASH
No.. They're right. I screwed up.
I didn't come through for you,
and... I'm sorry for it.
SHEILA
I still have faith in thee. In my
heart I know thou wilt still
succeed.
ASH
Sheila... It's over for me. I don't
belong here and I'm going home. I
didn't have what it took. It's
over.
ASH
No!
As it swoops at Ash.
opens his steel hand, then clamps it closed again on the hand
le of his sword.
The immense shadow of the broad winged Deadite falls over Ash
.
SHEILA
M'Lord Ash! Help me! The beast
flies off with the fair maiden,
soaring over the castle wall and
into the distance.
ASH
Damn you!
59.
SCOUT
An army of the dead! They have
gathered in the wilderness and come
this way.
ARTHUR
How far from here?
SCOUT
But two days ride.
ARTHUR
Then these winged ones are only the
first of them.
WISEMAN
Perhaps we should go from this
place while we can.
GOLD TOOTH
We could be safe in the mountains.
WARRIORS
Yes! To the mountains! We must
flee! They'll take our souls!
ASH
Go ahead and run. Run home and cry
to mama. I'm through runnin'. I
stay we stay and fight.
ARTHUR
How will we stop an army of the
dead at out castle walls? How will
you fight that?! With more words?
(MORE)
(CONTINUED)
60.
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ARTHUR (CONT'D)
Most of out people have already
fled. We are but forty men.
ASH
We'll get Henry the Red and his men
to fight with us.
ARTHUR
We shall not stand in battle,
alongside the likes of him. Our
honor will not allow it.
ASH
Then you'll die. Honor and all.
Now who's with me?
BLACKSMITH
I'll stand by you.
WARRIOR #7
You may count on my steel.
WARRIOR #8
And mine!
EVIL ASH
directs teams of skeletons to dig
at the graves.
(CONTINUED)
61.
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EVIL ASH (CONT’D)
We'll storm their castle and take
the book! Then my lads, eternal
life shall by ours!
hoist up a stone casket from the ground and with rusted sword
s pry it open, releasing another skeleton who stands to join
th eir ranks.
EVIL ASH
Why ain't you a sweet little thing?
SHEILA
Don't touch me! You foul thing!
EVIL ASH
Your gonna learn to live me missy.
SHEILA
The Promised one will come for you.
EVIL ASH
Darlin' I'm gonna save him the
trouble.
Silhouetted by the large full moon, Evil Ash forces his kiss
upon Sheila. Around them, the skeletons sharpen their swords
on tombstones.
DISSOLVE TO:
Ash rides toward the castle of Henry the Red that can be seen
in the distance.
HENRY WARRIOR #1
He wears the insignia of Arthur!
HENRY WARRIOR #2
Slay him!
HENRY
Stay your arms!
HENRY (CONT’D)
T'is the stranger who spared me
from the pit. What brings you?
ASH
The Army of the Dead.
HENRY
What of them?
ASH
They're headed towards Arthur's
castle. We need your help. Fight
with us.
(CONTINUED)
63.
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HENRY
So you are a vassal of Arthur now?
You have taken up sides with him
against me.
ASH
The only side I'm takin' is the one
that's gonna stop those things.
Henry laughs.
HENRY
Why should I endanger my people to
save my enemy?
ASH
Because after they finish with
Arthur they'll come after you.
Together, we've got a chance.
Besides, you owe me.
EVIL ASH
Who rules?!
THREE TRUMPETERS
stand atop the castle wall and
sound their trumpets! CAMERA
PANS
to reveal...
ASH AND THE BLACKSMITH look under the hood of the Delta 88,
parked in the Blacksmith 's shop.
is shattered.
frowns.
beat upon red hot iron, fashioning helicopter like rotor blad
es.
ASH
walks along, inspecting a line of
forty medieval warriors who stand
at attention. He halts before a
warrior and stares hard at him. The
Warrior glances towards Ash.
ASH (CONT’D)
You eyeballin' me boy?
WARRIOR #9
No, M'Lord.
ASH
I can't hear you!
WARRIOR #9
NO, M'LORD!!
(CONTINUED)
65.
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ASH
You squeekin' like a mouse! Are
you a mouse boy?!
WARRIOR #9
NO, M'LORD!
ASH
Where you from, mouse?!
WARRIOR #9
I hail from the village of Perth.
ASH
Only two things come from Perth:
steers and queers. Which are you?
ASH
takes charcoal from a dead fire and
chips of dried cow dung. He mixes
them with sulfur.
watch in awe.
(CONTINUED)
66.
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WARRIOR
They're coming! The Deadites
approach!
A look of shock and fear on all the faces. ASH comes into
frame. CAMERA CRANES UP with him as he scales the ladder to
the lookout tower. He peers out to the darkening horizon.
SKELETON CAPTAIN
M'Lord! We are positioned on both
fronts!
EVIL ASH
Where are they keeping my book?
SKELETON CAPTAIN #1
Most likely...there, in the
castle's keep. It would be the
safest place. It is behind two
walls that must be taken first.
EVIL ASH
Excellent. Proceed.
SKELETON CAPTAIN #1
Forward!
ASH
Arrows!
ARTHUR
Load!
pull back arrows on their bow strings. Each arrow has a smal
l charge of black powder attached to it. Torch boy!
68.
strain, their bows taut with the explosive arrows. The sound
of the FUSE BURNING is loud.
ASH
Fire!
ARTHUR
Fire!
races up to Ash.
SCOUT
M'Lord! A second division
approaching from the South.
approach.
ASH
CATAPULTS...SOUTH!
ARTHUR
Powder!
SKELETON CAPTAIN #1
Permission to regroup, m'Lord.
EVIL ASH
You needn't bother.
EVIL ASH
You are now my captain. I will now
allow anything to stop me from
possessing the Necronomicon. Get me
into that castle.
gulps and races forward into the ranks shouting: NEW DEADITE
CAPTAIN RAM THE GATES!
use trees as battering rams and batter the large wooden doors
of the castle. BOOM!-BOOM!
scream!
EVIL ASH
Arrows!
shouts to Ash:
ARTHUR
Where is Henry?!
ASH
He'll be here.
ARTHUR
I think he will not. But know this.
No matter how this battle fares, I
was wrong to think you a coward.
The battering rams rips through the doors and the army of
darkness pours into the courtyard.
ARTHUR
They're coming in. What now?!
72.
ARTHUR
Fall back! Man the Parapet!
Protect the book or God save us
all!
are stranded in the courtyard. They fight for their lives but
are quickly overcome.
takes out the last of the stranded warriors with her sword.
EVIL ASH
The book shall be mine! He raises
his rusty sword.
LADDERS!
leap onto the parapet and battle the men with swords.
knocks the deadite off the ledge and shouts back toward
Arthur.
WARRIOR #2
We can't hold this wall much
longer!
cheer!
EVIL SHEILA
Thou didst find me beautiful once.
ASH
Honey...You got real ugly.
pulls hard on the steering stick and it tears loose from the
craft.
looks to...
imbeds in Evil Ash's leg and ignites his body. Another flamin
g dart hits his shoulder blade. The flames consume his body.
He burns and SHRIEKS!
bring their swords together with such great force that sparks
fly. Ash is forced back against the stone pedestal that hold
s the Necronomicon. CLANG! With a deft stroke, Ash's sword is
flung from his hand.
SKELETON ASH
swings his sword. Ash leaps over
the blade. The Skeleton swin gs
leaps from the parapet and lands atop the catapult. The Skele
ton looks down at Ash with a nasty grin of bone.
SKELETON ASH
You're finished.
(CONTINUED)
78.
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SKELETON ASH (CONT’D)
Now I'll have my vengeance! He
raises his sword for the death
blow...
GUARD (O.S.)
Duke Henry's men! They've come!
611 DUKE HENRY THE RED AND FIFTY OF HIS MEN 611
thunder down the hill, across the drawbridge and into the
castle courtyard to attack the Deadites!
turns back to Ash and raises his sword for the kill.
snags the book with one hand and on the backswing, slices
through the rope, springing the catapult.
DISSOLVE TO:
DISSOLVE TO:
ASH (V.O.)
We said goodbye to Arthur. Sure we
had our problems. But in the end,
he was all right.
DISSOLVE TO:
ASH AND THE OTHERS watch the funeral pyre sail off. It's
flickering flames play upon their faces.
DISSOLVE TO:
ASH (V.O.)
Peace was made between the two
peoples. And a new nation was
formed. They offered my a chance
to stay among them and teach them.
A chance to lead them. To be King.
But Sheila was gone. Besides, I had
places to go.
80.
WISEMAN JOHN
hands the flask of liquid to Ash.
ASH (V.O.)
Yeah. Right...
Ash takes the flask and studies it. ...but what other choice
did I have?
DISSOLVE TO:
ASH
rides off.
ASH (V.O.)
I had to find a place to crash. For
a very long time.
ASH
with the aid of his horse, drags
the Deathcoaster inside the cave.
ASH (CONT’D)
YAHH!!
It gallops off.
81.
ASH
Places a black powder charge at the
mouth of the cave. He ignites the
fuse and climbs into the car.
ASH (V.O.)
I locked the door.
ASH
uncorks the flask filled with the
Wiseman's brew.
ASH (V.O.)
I closed my eyes.
He lets six drops fall into his mouth. One for each century
he must sleep.
ASH (V.O.)
I took a drink.
Ash is unaware that an extra drop has fallen into his mouth!
A
drop! Ash swallows the liquid.
ASH (V.O.)
I didn't know if it was day or
night. I started... to get
drowsy... And I slept...
82.
DISSOLVE TO:
fade.
DISSOLVE TO:
ASH
...And dreamed.
wind faster and faster, then halt and rust in time lapse
photography. The leather band rots away and the watch falls f
rom Ash's wrist.
follows.
ASH (V.O.)
Dreams last lasted centuries.
covers Ash.
83.
on the ceiling of the cave melt. The water drops down onto
Ash's face. He stirs.
ASH
climbs from the cave and steps into
the sunlight.
ASH (V.O.)
And when I awoke...
beholds...
ASH
....I found that I had slept too
long.
CUT TO BLACK.
THE END.