CONOR McPHERSON
Conor McPherson was born in Dublin in 1971. Plays include
‘Rum and Vodka (Fly by Night Theatre Co,, Dublin); The Good
‘Thief (Dublin These Festival; Stewart Parker Awatd); This Lime
Tree Bower (Fly by Night Theat Co. and Bush Theatre,
London: Meyer-Whitworth Award); Si Nicholas (Bush Theatre
snd Primary Stages, New York), The Weir (Royal Court, London,
Duke of York's, West End and Walter Kerr Theatre, New York;
Laurence Oliver, Evening Standard, Cites’ Citce, George
Devine Awards; Dublin Caro (Royal Cour and Atlante
“Theater, New York); Port Authority Ambassadors Theatre, Wes,
End, Gate Theatre, Dublin and Atlantic Theater, New York;
‘Shining City (Royal Cour, Gate Theat, Dublin and Manhattan
‘Theatre Club, New York: Tony Award nomination for Best Ply),
‘The Seafarer National Theatre, London, Abbey Theatre, Dublin
and Booth Theater, New York; Laurence Olivier, Evening
Standard, Tony Award nominations for Best Play); The Veil
(National Theare; The Night Alive (Donmar Warehouse, London
snd Allan Theater, New York) and Girl rom the North Country
with music and yes by Bob Dylan (Old Vie, London, West End,
Public Theater and Broadwa). Theatre adapatons include
Daphne do Maui's The iris (Gate Theatre, Dublin and
Guthrie Theater. Minneapolis), August Stindberg's The Dance of
‘Death (Donmar at Trafalgar Staios) and Franz Xaver Kroet’s
The Nes (Young Vie, London.
‘Work forte cinema includes Went Dov, Salowater, Samuel
Beciet’s Endgame, The Actors, The Eclipse and Strangers. His
‘work for television includes an adaptation of John Banvill's
Elegy for April forthe BBC, and the original television deama
Paula for BCD,
‘A0vads for his screenwriting includ thre Best Sereenplay
Awards fom the lish Film and Television Academy, Spanish
Cinema Writers Circle Best Screenplay Award; the CICAE
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