GREEN EGGS AND HAM
Sam-I-am: I am Sam. Sam-I-am
Friend: That Sam-I-am! That
Sam-I-am! I do not like that
Sam-I-am!
Sam-I-am: Do you like green eggs
and ham?
Friend: I do not like them, Sam-I-am.
I do not like green eggs and ham.
Sam-I-am: Would you like them here
or there?
Friend: I would not like them here or
there. I would not like them
anywhere. I do not like green eggs
and ham. I do not like them Sam-
I-am.
Sam-I-am: Would you like them in a
house? Would you like them with
a mouse?
Friend: I do not like them in a house. I
do not like them with a mouse. I
do not like them here or there. I do
not like them anywhere. I do not
like green eggs and ham. I do not
like them, Sam-I-am.
Sam-I-am: Would you eat them in a
box? Would you eat them with a
fox?
Friend: Not in a box. Not with a fox.
Not in a house. Not with a mouse. I
would not eat them here or there. I
would not eat them anywhere. I
would not eat green eggs and ham.
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.
Sam-I-am: Would you? Could you?
In a car? Eat them! Eat them!
Here they are.
Friend: I would not, could not, in a
car.
Sam-I-am: You may like them. You
will see. You may like them in a
tree!
Friend: I would not, could not in a
tree. Not in a car! You let me be. I do
not like them in a box. I do not like
them with a fox. I do not like them
in a house. I do not like them with a
mouse. I do not like them here or
there. I do not like them anywhere. I
do not like green eggs and ham. I do
not like them, Sam-I-am.
Sam-I-am: A train! A train! A train! A
train! Could you, would you, on a
train?
Friend: Not on a train! Not in a tree!
Not in a car! Sam! Let me be! I
would not, could not, in a box. I
could not, would not, with a fox. I
will not eat them with a mouse. I
will not eat them in a house. I will
not eat them here or there. I will not
eat them anywhere. I do not eat
green eggs and ham. I do not like
them, Sam-I-am.
Sam-I-am: Say! In the dark? Here in
the dark! Would you, could you, in
the dark?
Friend: I would not, could not, in the
dark.
Sam-I-am: Would you, could you, in
the rain?
Friend: I would not, could not, in the
rain. Not in the dark. Not on a train.
Not in a car. Not in a tree. I do not
like them, Sam, you see. Not in a
house. Not in a box. Not with a
mouse. Not with a fox. I will not eat
them here or there. I do not like
them anywhere!
Sam-I-am: You do not like green
eggs and ham?
Friend: I do not like them, Sam-I-am.
Sam-I-am: Could you, would you,
with a goat?
Friend: I would not, could not, with a
goat!
Sam-I-am: Would you, could you, on
a boat?
Friend: I could not, would not, on a
boat. I will not, will not, with a goat.
I will not eat them in the rain. I will
not eat them on a train. Not in the
dark! Not in a tree! Not in a car!
You let me be! I do not like them in
a box. I do not like them with a fox.
I will not eat them in a house. I do
not like them with a mouse. I do not
like them here or there. I do not like
them ANYWHERE! I do not like
green eggs and ham! I do not like
them, Sam-I-am.
Sam-I-am: You do not like them. So
you say. Try them! Try them! And
you may. Try them and you may, I
say.
Friend: Sam! If you will let me be, I
will try them. You will see.
Friend: Say! Ha-ha-ha.. I like green
eggs and ham! I do!
I like them, Sam-I-am! And I would
eat them in a boat. And I would eat
them with a goat…and I will eat
them in the rain. And in the dark.
And on a train. And in a car. And in
a tree. They are so good, so good,
you see!
So I will eat them in a box. And I
will eat them with a fox. And I will
eat them in a house. And I will eat
them with a mouse. And I will eat
them here and there. Say! I will eat
them ANYWHERE!
I do so like green eggs and ham!
Thank you! Thank you, Sam-I-am!
