Mere angane me tumhera kya kaam hai X 3
[person1]Are suno suno suno aaj apko sunate hai love storiyaan- ABHIJEET
[everyone]Love storiyaan
[persON 1]Ji haan love storiyaan-
[person 2]Romio aur Juliet ki? MD
[person1]Nahi- ABHIJEET
[person3]toh heer aur Ranjha ki- MRIDUL
[person 1] nahi yrr- ABHIJEET
[person 4] Toh Laila aur majnu ki hogi- AYUSH
[person1]bilkul nahi, ye love storiyaan hai hammese hi kuch logo ki, jo heer aur
Ranjha, romio Juliet, madhubala Saleem jitni famous toh nahi, par paak utni hi hai ,
aur inhe bhi hamara samaj except nahi kar paya. Vo love storiya jo kabhi puri hi nahi
ho pai. - ABHIJEET
[person5]Toh kholte hai in kahaniyon ka pitara jo hai pyaar ki, frustration aur
bhadaas ki, teri meri iski uski, dar aur khauf ki, jo hai thodi tedhi medhi aur shayad
isiliye nahi aati hai is seedhe saadhe samaj ko asaani se samajh.- AMAN
SCENE CUT
Two people talking
[P5] un dono ladkiyo ko dekh haath pakad k chal rahi hai - BENGALI
[p6]haan bhai, suna hai dono class bhi saath aati hai, class me baithti bhi saath- saath
ekdam chipak k , aur ghar bhi ek dusre ka haath pakad k jaati hai.- BIHAARI
[p5]lesbian wesbian hogi- BENGALI
[p6]kyu? Inko ham nahi dikhte kyaa hamase chipak kart toh dekhe saara lesbian nikal
jayega -BIHARI
(Scene cut)
[P3]bhai voh dekh voh jaa rahe hai
[p4]are vahi, jinko bhagwan ne beech me latka diya hai, naa idhar ke a udhar k
[p3]Chal chal nikalte hai waran peche lag jayege toh paise dena padenge
(scene break)
[p4]Sun sun sun udhar dekh
[p5]kidhar
[p4]are us ladke ko dekh kaise lipstick aur nail paint laga kar ghoom traha hai
[p5]are gay hai gay. Kabhi hamare kamre par bhi aa ja
[P4]hame bhi satisfy kar de
(scene cut)
[N1]Is tarah ki baaten ajeebon gareeb mazaak hamari society me patton ki tarah
bikhare pade hai, ham bina soche samjhe kisi ka bhi mazaak bana lete hai. Are ham
toh kele k chilke par phisl kar girne wale admi par bhi thahake laga lete hai. Ham agar
insaan ko sirf insaan man le lesbian gay bisexual transgender hijra chakka gud manna
chod de , ye manna chod de ki unme koi defect hai toh unki bohot sari musibate hal
ho jayengi aur unhe rehne k liye ek behetar duniya aur samaj ka nirman ho payega.
[everyone]meri marzi mai chahe ye karu mai chahe voh karu meri marzi
Mai chahe yaha jau mai chahe vaha jaun meri marzi
Mai chahe naachu kudu mai chahe gana gau meri marzi
Mai chahe jo pehnu mai chahe jo lagau meri marzi
[p10]tumne suna
[p9]kya
[p10]yahi ki Mishra ki beti shadi se bhaag gai.
[p9]achha
[p10]haan, voh bhi kisi ladke k saath nahi ladki k saath
[p9]ladki k saath
[p10]haan ladki k saath
[both laughs]
[p7]bhai ye lesbian gay transgender toh samajh aata hai, leki yeh bisexual kya hota
hai. Dholak ho kya aage se bhi bajalo peeche se bhi baja lo
[p8]are saale ek number k tharki hote hai yeh log. Matlab nahi aage ladka hai ya ladki
bas lagado chalang aur bujha lo apni havas ki aag. Inse bada thali ka baingan aur koi
nahi is duniya me.
[p7]baat toh sahi hai. Inko toh jis samay jo mil jaye usi se maze le lete hai ye log
(SB)
[N2] Yeh baaten sune me jitni buri aur insensitive lagti hai asliyat me usse kai guna
asar hota hai inka lgbtqa community par. India me har sal gender par bully honewale
logo ki sankya lakho me hai. Aur usse pareshan ho par kareb 30000 log har saal
suicide kar lete hai. India me agar aap ghoshit stree ya ghoshit purush nahi hai toh
samaj wale toh kya aapke khud k ghar wale apse theek se baat karna pasand nahi
karte, aur baat karna to door apke saath khasna bhi nahi khana chahte. Mujhe ek
baat bataiye ki kya khud k terms par jeena, society k tai gender roles na nibhana kya
koi crime hai, ya koi bimari hai? Agar koi vyakti apni tarah se, khud ki khushe se jeena
chahta hai toh doosro ko kyu takleef hoti. India me kuch log isse bimari ka naam de
dete hai aur sochte hai ki ye kisi operation se ya kisi ojha baba se theek ho jayegi.
(SB)
[Everyone saying]Geelanand baba ki jaiX3
[p2] baba baba meri madad karo. Mere ladke ko ladkiya nahi ladke psand aate hai
isska ilaj karo baba.
[p3]koi nahi beta. Ye bilkul theek ho jayega isse 2 hafte hamare yaha par chod do.
Aur 51000 ka chadhava Chadha do.
[p2]theek hai baba. Aap mahan hai geelanand baba ki jai
Baba throws Beta and his chele starts beating him and saying
Aaj tera saara bhoot utar jayega, itna marenge ki ldke dikhna hi band ho jayega sirf
ladkiya hi dikhengi bsss
[p9]:Baba meri ladki ko ladko se zyada ladkiya pasand aati hai. Bahar padhne bheja
tha vaha se pata nahi yeh bhoot le kara ai hai ye. Kripa karo baba aur iski bimari ko
door kar do. Apki jitna seeva ho payegi mai karunga
Baba touches the girl in hawasi way and says
Baba : koi baat nahi bacha. Apni ladki ko sirf 1din aur 1raat mere paas chod de iska
sara bhoot utaruga mai apne haatho se
[p9]going away
Everyone[geelanand baba ki jai]
Baba: haa beta toh tujhe ladkiya pasand hai.
Ladki: bilkul, isme galat kya hai, ye koi bhoot nahi hai
Baba: Kisi mard ne aaj tak kabhi chua nahi hoga na isi liye ladkiya pasand aa rahi hai
aaja aaj tere ko dikhata hun ki mard kya hota hai. Iske baad toh ladkiyon ko hamesha
k liye bhool jayegi.
Baba holds ladkis hand and pulls her towards him
Thali bajate hue everyone says [geelanand baba ki jai ]
Ladki royegi and geelanand baba khade ho kar bolte hai ki prakriti ne admi sur aurat
ko ek dusre k liye banaya hai aur prakriti k neeyamon ka ullanghan karna paap hai
paap.
)
(N3)Issi tarah se kai ladko ladkiyon ka sharirik shoshan jise ham rape kehte hai sirf ye
keh kar kiya jata hai ki yeh ek ilaj hai us bimari ka jo kabhi hui hi nahi. Kab tak ham
chup chaap mook ho kar dekhte rahenge. Hum democratic society ki baat karte hai,
hum freedom of speech and expression ki baath karte hai, hum right to equality ki
baat karte hai aree equality toh chodo lgbtq community ko hamme se ek, ek human
being he maan le toh badlaav ka ek padaav paar hojayega.
[p1]Maine kaha tha ki use baahar mat jane de ab dekha naa kya ho raha hai.
[p2]Mai kya karu bhaiyaa. Ab jo ho gaya so ho gaya. Lekin mai apne eklaute bacche
ko aise kaie kinnaron ko de du. Aise kaise le jaa sakte hai voh mere bete ko.
[p1]galti teri hi hai, jab voh ladkiyo wali kapde phn k ghoomta tha, lipstick lagata tha
nailpaint lagata tha makeup karta tha tabhi usko maar koot k sudhar deta toh aaj yeh
din nahi dekhna padta.
[p2]lekin bhaiya voh mera bacha hai mera khoon hai mai aisa kaise kar sakta tha uske
saath
[p1]toh ab deekh tera ganda khoon pure khandaan ka naam badnaam karega. Abhi
toh sirf kinnaro ko pata chala hai ki voh bhi unhi me se ek hai. Jab aur logo ko pata
chalega toh thukenge tujhpar aur ispar.
(Ladka suicide kar leta hai)
Background music ek pal ko ab hame jeene do jeene do
Ladka apni nas kaat deta hai
papa aata hai letter padhta hai: papa, sorry meri vajah se aapko itna sunna padha.
Lekin mai ab apko aur sharminda nahi kar sakta isi liya mai jaa raha hun hamesha ke
liye.
Crying papa
[Everyone]kiski galti haa kiski galti. Teri galti meri galti. Eski galti uski galti. Kiski galti
kiski galti. Akhir kiski galti. Kya us masum ki galti jisne sharm aur society k dar se dam
tod diya. Ya us baap ki galti yaa fir hamari society ki galti jo us masoom ko kabhi
samajh hi na paya. Akhir kiski galti.
Aman and ayush ghoom rahe hai haath me haath dal ke
(everyone singing :
ek ladke ko dekha toh aisa laga
jaise khilta gulab jaise shayar ka khwab
jaise nachta moor, jaise resham ki door
jaise Khushboo liye aai thandi hawa
ek ladke ko dekha toh aisa laga
)
[Ayush and aman hugging]
Log aa jata hai
[p5]Chi chi chi ye kya chal raha hai ye
[p6]ye toh paap hai
(everyone paap hai paap)
[Aman] ye paap nahi hai ham ek doosre se pyar karte hai
[p8]ek marad dusre marad se chi chi chi aisa soochna bhi paap hai
[ayush]kaisa paap
Kaisi hai yeh duniya ki reet
Preet toh hoti hai sirf preet
Pyaar me Kya ladki kya ladka
saccha pyaar vahi
jise dekh mera dil dhadka
[p7]hame sikha raha hai. Tumhari is katoot ki ek hi saza hai maaro salo ko.
[everyone starts beating aman and ayush ]
[dono mar kar k vahi pade rehte hai]
(Aditya enters)
Kaash ye duniya aisi hoti
Jaha prem 2 gender ki nahi
Do dilo ki baat hoti
Jaha ek swarg ki apsara ko
Koi Mallika-e-noor bhaa jati
Aur apne dil ki sar zamee pe
Voh use bejhijhak utaar pati
Jaha ek admi ko
Ek admi ke dil ki baat sunai de jati
Aur dono ko ek duje ka haath thaam
Sada saath chalne me sharam na aati
Jaha ek bade dil wale ki paak nazro ko
Khuda ki dono kritiyon ko nidar ho nihaarne ki ijazat hoti
Aur kisi majnu se uska Ranjha
Ya kisi heer se uski Laila
Fir kabhi juda na hoti
Kaash ek aisi duniya hoti
Jaha prem ki nazuk chidiya
Samaj ki salakhe tod, unmukt udti
Aur ishq ka tohfa
Sabhi me ek sa baat ti jaati
Kaash ek aisi duniya hoti
Kaash ek aisi duniya hoti…..
THE END