The Three Little Pigs "You'll not get me!" the Piggy cried.
"I'll blow you down!" the Wolf replied.
The animal I really dig, "You'll need," Pig said, "a lot of puff,
Above all others is the pig. And I don't think you've got enough."
Pigs are noble. Pigs are clever, Wolf huffed and puffed and blew and blew.
Pigs are courteous. However, The house stayed up as good as new.
Now and then, to break this rule, "If I can't blow it down," Wolf said,
One meets a pig who is a fool. I'll have to blow it up instead.
What, for example, would you say, I'll come back in the dead of night
If strolling through the woods one day, And blow it up with dynamite!"
Right there in front of you you saw Pig cried, "You brute! I might have known!"
A pig who'd built his house of STRAW? Then, picking up the telephone,
The Wolf who saw it licked his lips, He dialed as quickly as he could
And said, "That pig has had his chips." The number of red Riding Hood.
"Little pig, little pig, let me come in!"
"No, no, by the hairs on my chinny-chin-chin!" "Hello," she said. "Who's speaking? Who?
"Then I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your Oh, hello, Piggy, how d'you do?"
house in!" Pig cried, "I need your help, Miss Hood!
Oh help me, please! D'you think you could?"
The little pig began to pray, "I'll try of course," Miss Hood replied.
But Wolfie blew his house away. "What's on your mind...?" "A Wolf!" Pig cried.
He shouted, "Bacon, pork and ham! "I know you've dealt with wolves before,
Oh, what a lucky Wolf I am!" And now I've got one at my door!"
And though he ate the pig quite fast,
He carefully kept the tail till last. "My darling Pig," she said, "my sweet,
Wolf wandered on, a trifle bloated. That's something really up my street.
Surprise, surprise, for soon he noted I've just begun to wash my hair.
Another little house for pigs, But when it's dry, I'll be right there."
And this one had been built of TWIGS!
A short while later, through the wood,
"Little pig, little pig, let me come in!" Came striding brave Miss Riding Hood.
"No, no, by the hairs on my chinny-chin-chin!" The Wolf stood there, his eyes ablaze,
"Then I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your And yellowish, like mayonnaise.
house in!" His teeth were sharp, his gums were raw,
And spit was dripping from his jaw.
The Wolf said, "Okay, here we go!" Once more the maiden's eyelid flickers.
He then began to blow and blow. She draws the pistol from her knickers.
The little pig began to squeal. Once more she hits the vital spot,
He cried, "Oh Wolf, you've had one meal! And kills him with a single shot.
Why can't we talk and make a deal? Pig, peeping through the window, stood
The Wolf replied, "Not on your nelly!" And yelled, "Well done, Miss Riding Hood!"
And soon the pig was in his belly.
Ah, Piglet, you must never trust
"Two juicy little pigs!" Wolf cried, Young ladies from the upper crust.
"But still I'm not quite satisfied! For now, Miss Riding Hood, one notes,
I know how full my tummy's bulging, Not only has two wolfskin coats,
But oh, how I adore indulging." But when she goes from place to place,
So creeping quietly as a mouse, She has a PIGSKIN TRAVELING CASE.
The Wolf approached another house,
A house which also had inside
A little piggy trying to hide.
