We are always the same age inside. —Genrnuve Stein Preface wrote this play in a sports bra. Iam not an athlete in my current life and hadn't worm one since high school. I would take off my shirt, take off my bra, pull the sports bra over my chest, and sit down to write. I overshare not to advocate for ‘method writing (although ...) but to suggest just what sort of play this play was from the start. Physical. Concerned with the body. with women’s bodies, not as eye candy or symbolic vessels but as muscular, dexterous, capable, contradictory, and fallible individuals, Welcome to a planet of teenage girls. The biographical fallacy hounds writers, particularly writers who happen to identify as female. Many assume that she must be writing from her own life or how else did she think of the darn thing? I did not play soccer in high school, I was a teenage girl, I knew other teenage girls, I still do, These characters are not downloaded from my yearbook. This play is not really about soccer. So why soccer? AstroTurf and American exceptionalism. It’s essential that these girls are play- ing indoor soccer, deep in the suburbs, in a massive structure engineered to allow them to pursue this leisure activity in shirtsleeves in the dead of winter, The world’s sport has been siloed to an Air Dome in a suburb. Their team is undeteat- ced. These American teenagers exist, quite literally in a bubble. At that particular ‘age when the stakes of everyday life could not be higher, they are desperate to understand themselves and the world around them, but they can only see so far. 1 thought of the play like a war movie. Instead of a troop of young men Preparing for battle, we watch a team of young women warming up for their soc- ‘cer game. There's a captain, a rebel, an innocent, a recent recruit, a common ‘enemy. The are follows an escalation of blood and viscera both in the content of their speech and the actual sustained injuries and traumas. Of course, their battlefield isa carpet of artificial grass. And, yet, on their artifical gras, these girls are allowed to define themselves ‘amongst themselves. Their bodies are their own and they are strong, We do not meet them as the property or accessory of a man—a boyfriend, a father, an insti- {tutional custodian in school or in government—we mect them with each other, We're on their tur. They/re not on ours. Sarah DeLappe January 2018= world pr tere of The Wolves was produced by The Playwrights Realm sherine Romer, Artistic Director; Roberta Pereira, Producing Direstor), at » Duke on 42nd St in New York City on September 8, 2016, The performance Girected by Lala Neugebauer, with sets by Laura Jelinek, costumes by Asta ‘etter, lights by Lap Chi Chu, sound by Stowe Nelson, and wigs by Anne ‘Coates. The Production Stage Manager was Lori Lundguist. The eat was +L Susannah Perkins 195 Lauren Patten #13 Jenna Dioguardi 16 TTedra Millan 2 Sarah Mezzanotte "7 Brenna Coates 4 Samia Finnerty #8 Midori Francis #00 Lizzy Jutila SOCCER MOM Mia Barron Wolves was remounted on December 5, 2016 by special arangement with Scott in and Eli Bush. The producers, location, director, and design remained the » The Production Stage Manager was Amanda Spooner. The cast remained ame, except SOCCER MOM Kate Arrington inally presented by New York Stage and Film snd Vassar in the Powerhouse >, Summer 2016, Playwrights Horizons Theater School produced a work. Of The Wales in 2015 in asocation wth Clubbed Thumb, where the play »een developed previously: ced by Lincoln Center Theater, New York City, 2017 Characters #11 Midfield. Brainy, morbid, budding elitist, thoughtful. Seventeen, #25 Defense, Captain. Classic (ex)coach’s daughter. Seventeen, ‘#13 Midfield. Stoner, older pot dealer brother, into her wackiness. Sixteen. #46 Bench. New girl. Awkward, different, just wants to fit in, Sixteen, #2 Defense, Innocent, unlucky, kind, skinny. Sixteen, 4¥7 ‘Striker. Too cool for school. Sarcastic, “fuck”, thick eyeliner. Almost seventeen #14 Midfield. #7’s insecure sidekick, Just switched to contacts. Sixteen. #8 Defense. Childlike and determined to stay that way: Sixteen #00 Goalie, Intense performance anxiety, perfectionist, high achiever. Seventeen. SOCCER MOMSetting An indoor soever field somewhere in suburban America. The field is AstroTurf, We only see the field: no goals, no bleachers. Fans, flourescents. There should be the sense that the field goes on forever, Winter. Saturdays, Note Each scene is a warm-up for a game. The warm-up is a series of exactly timed Stretches and exercises: squats, jumping jacks, quads, hamstrings, butterfly, ete The team executes it wordlessly, in perfect unison and with military preciston Over the course of the play, #46 learns the warm-up. Speed The play should take 90 minutes Week One—The Cambodian nine girls in uniform stretch ina circle on an astroturf indoor soccer fiele they do the same stretch at the same time for the same amount of time al Dut its like he's old #25 he murdered 1000s of people #13 literally 100s of 1000s #2 (to #8, quiet) have you played with it before? #1 ‘yeah but did you see the photo? 8 what? #46 what photo #13 the photo 2 nothing #25 ‘oh yeah the photo #14" what'd you say? ® (a little louder) have you played with it before ‘aa Fa aco is week“ Sanat DELaPPE " like yeah of course we have We're Women that’s like what we do #lL yeah he's lke 90 years old and like has the old person eyes #2 has it been a problem? #L and all these wrinkles and like gave testimony on Skype from his hospital bed " like has blood run down my legs? #14 laughs hysterically #95 1 don't think they have Skype in Cambodia #3 that i like so #95 what #13 like so bad #8 its really no big deal #13 like you can’t say that cause its like #1 vyeah #13 insensitive #8 seriously #25, 0 no it's not He wowres “a. they definitely have Skype in Cambodia #25 the internet isnt the internet everywhere you guys 446 are you talking about Cambodia? # (terrified) what if like my pad falls out? #13 that’s the stupidest shit #1 she's right 8 ‘omigosh, #25 yeah (thank you) its like like here we can look up whatever we want 7 you still use those? 95 but like in China they don't have Twitter in China 7 that’s like running around with a diaper or something. #4 you gotta get off of those “aL ‘well thats not exactly m4 you want a ? ‘cause I can get you one #816 SARAH OELAR #2 (shakes head no) 7 ho you want it ‘rust me you want it #1 I'm pretty sure they have a Twitter like platform in China #4 (motions off) they're just in my backpack # (on the verge of tears) thank you #25 th platform? #8 Ca you should like totally take one (you remomber Courtney) ® 4 yeah (ob Jesus Courtney) #13 are you saying + a jours oh Chines aes it’snotso hard (with the lus) or something? you just ike ae pop! #14 hi Thave like (oh my god yes) a special sporty ones like the ones ont #7 #41 lite perv Tm not on Chinese sii a wedon'thave ty #14 mn hahaha Tinjust #8 hahaha omigosh, hhahaha ai that’s so sad! Tie always forget that yeah we should =e take our liberties for granted we wowes #13 um #1 what #13 ‘um no we should not co wait #13 wwe should like definitely not take our liberties for granted ca ‘what ifit ran down and like al never said we should take our liberties for granted 7 stained the ball #13 15 you did ” what? +8 m1 no I didn't #4 that would be like so epic #1 would never say that #4 like so scary for the other team 46 ve been to Cambodia6 Sana ostaree a7 yeah like ‘core on me with my own baby blood? 1 think not!” : #13. ‘we should be ike very very thankful for our liberties you know 4 yeah ha like a1 oh iy god T ke totally know and believe in tha guys you know what I ole #6 (louder) Tve been to Phnom Penh #4 Jat piece of me? were! have a piece of my ovary” 1 " ane Tam bike " yeah like (pause to think of joke) a Srmly pro-liberty #4 totally haha 7 like you know uh “1 1 just / meant lke 7 ‘Suck my tampon bitchesssss! THe wowves #4 #13 Ihahaha yeahhh DUDE! 4195 8 hey gross! #4 “you got my period on your cleats foo!” #13 " hhaha nasty SUCK IT #95 #8 HEY ‘you guys are being soooo gross #2 abruptly stands up jogs avway from the circle #8 yay! she's doing it! you go gi! #2 no I just im have to go to the portaparty portapotty a a4 portaparty? take one : more like seriously portapartaaay ‘they're in my backpack in a litle polka dot thi co RUN BITCH RUN #95 Tanguage 8 (to #7 195 you know she doesnt ke that HUSTLE BACK KICK-OFF'S IN TEN {#7 and #14 exchange an eye-roll " 1 don't like your face ma doesn't mean it doesn't exist Guyscuyscurs: she uses pads20 SARAH OFLAPPE et really? 7 yep 413 weird 48 (scolding) You guys her family is lke super religious #1 tum what does that have to do with her feminine product of choice ms word up #8 1 just don't think we should call her wwe should use the the b-word "7 bitch #4 ha biotch #25 hey #4 ob my god itis just ike a female dog! 413 hear she like she like speaks in tongues #8 no she doesn't THE WOUvES. #3 that’s not what Kristen told me #8 she doesn't she goes to my step-mom’s church she's Episcopalian #13 (speaking in tongues aka ululation) Talalalalala a 1 saw this documentary on Netilix about like snake handling have you guys heard about snake handling " more like Biteh-co-palian a3 (tongues become more af a song) Talalalalala “1 all these southerners like die of snakebites while like communing with god it's so dark #25 why would you watch a documentary? wa T dunno it’s cool stuff 4 or like like E-bitch-co-palian" um hello just made that joke ma ha yeah you did " shut up whore #4 ha ha shut it you uh you uh Co make me bitch #4 ok #14 slaps #7 in boob co ow! #95 Ladies #1 (to7) baby a7 that hurt asshole 4 faker Daby 7 ARAN DELAPEE “al they have so many options on there ‘you should check it out #25, Dut for fun? ‘you do that for fan? a1 yeah or like on family movie night (to #13) would you shut up? #25 you guys do movie nights? “1 1 don’t want to talk about it fuck you they/re really tender right now 13. Talalalalalala Ialalalalalala lalalalalalala lalalalaalala lalalalalalala lalalalalatala lalalalalalala Jalalalalalala Jalalalaatala Talalala did you say family mooooovie night? we owes #125 Ladies 446 (trying to get in on the fun) fs it because you are pregnant? long awkward pause 8 were you guys talking about the Khmer Rouge? al yeah #8 did you read that #n UHhat article yeah #46 shat article #8 so horrible mu yeah 446 guys what article #7 (to #46) ‘would you shut the fuck up? a4 #13 ‘ it was (mispronounces Khmer Rouge) (to #7) 4 thought it was (misp toe “a (hey) no I'm pretty sure it’s Khmer Rouge (hey)i SARAH DELapPE m3 7 oh Khmer Rouge (what) 6 #4 yeah Khmer Rouge (are you okay?) #13 #7 rolls her eyes (British accent) Khmer Rouge a You are such an idiot #13 whatever Tread it and like couldn't tell na whats the Khmer Rouge m3 they're lke Nazis in Cambodia 495; Dut in the 70s “1 thats not / quite " ‘you don't now about the Khmer Rouge? m4 am I supposed to? Am T supposed to know about the Khmer Rouge? #00 stands up and looks stck and jogs off #1 they don't teach you about Cambodia at St. Albert? we wowwes #4 uum I don't think so a (superior) Oh " wwe don’t do genocide "til senior year 48 am getting such a bad grade in social studies that Armenia project killed ine #4 (to¥7) how do you know about the Khmer Rouge ‘7 don’t know it’s the Khmer Rouge #46 like Hermione right ‘when I was little I thought it was like “herm-ee-oh / 1 #4 ‘Avere we talking about fucking harry potter? ‘um no we were talking about the Khmer Rouge the Khmer Rouge ok who were like Asian Nazis and killed billions of people so like have a sense of like of like "7 not being a dick about it 42 jogs back on and rejoins stretch circle wl : ma — (did you try it?) not billionsi ANAM DELAPPE #4 whatever a that makes a huge difference there are only ko 7 bilion people on the entire planet on ok “al it’s just factually inaccurate ld yeah I get it was just like making a point #1 but it wasn't the right point #13, ccha-ching #4 does it matter? does it really mean of course it does #25 you're the one who said you felt bad cause he was old #13 ‘yeah You were like “oh they can't execute him he's when he killed 100s of 1000s of human beings " but he killed all those people #2 (vigorously shakes no) 8 {omigosh you should you should take one or at least try it) #2 (awkward smile) +8, (they're supes comfortable) 2 (aukward smile) 8 (pop!) we wowees #1 no that's mot what / #2 ‘what's she talking about? #13 ‘he like pities the cambodian dude just cause he’s stupid old 2 the who? as. you know the guy #25 have you done social stud #2 a the article response? 1 thought it was chee i or like chi i or something ye #13 7 no I think it was like oh with an ia retty sure it was Shan yesh 2 (#11) you feel bad for him? #1 no I don’t feel bad 1 just 2 he enslaved and exterminated his own people #8 veah wow2 SARAH OELAPPE “a no guys I just think t's wh its (nding the word) ethically complicated #13 ‘what's s0 complicated about kiling 100s of 1000s of people? a wel it’s probably pretty challengin, technically veo 4 m3 6 #2 wow um that is gnarly man eww shakes head "7 what think about it #25 sighs #1 no what I meant was like ‘ok Ido think it was horrible obviously he was horrible +00 jogs back on rejoins the circle 3 1S horrible #11 ‘yeah ok IS horrible but T think it’s interesting #2 it's not interesting it’ like evil THe wowves 2 #1 ok but imagine if you did something horsible today ‘but you didn’t think it was horrible #2 but it was horrible is the thing it was! aa let me finish, it was horrible st was an an atrocity right? 3 yeah itwas “a but YOU didi’ think it was an atrocity you thought you were like saving your country like destroying the enemy to save your own people # but the enemy WAS your ovn people #95, yeah a right know that bot like what if after you did that you just like lived your life {ike went to college and gota job and got married and had kids and grandkids anc #13 whoa3 SARAH DELAPPE #1 and then Inhen you were 90 and lke on the verge of death with ike wh emphysema that’s when an INTERPOL guy knocks on your door and is like we found you ‘we know what you did and guess what? you're going to prison For Life long pause as it sinks in 6 ‘my grandma has emphysema no one really notices that comment #8 prison for life? he's only going to prison for life? mn yeah #8 but he’s 90 he's probably going to die soon a Pol Pot’ already dead ‘most of ‘em the big ones already dead #13 freaky decky #2 didn't he Skype into court from his hospital bed a yeah that’s right he’s super sick #2 0 he might only serve a year in prison for doing a genocide? #1 yeah ca that is so fucked whistle blows everyone looks offstage 425 alright let's go let's go the girls start to stand and get ready #8, sho are we playing again? 425; the Homets #8 right #3 those guys blow on remember Las Vegas Showcase last year? 100 smiles 7 this girl remembers #00 blushes 7 like you were “shoot on my goal?Bz SARAH OELAPFE #4 hha ha a 7-0 baby #95 44th in our bracket 8 and then we went to Circus Circus! ‘guys remember Circus Circus? with the elephants? #1 2 yeah there were elephants? #13 #8 look at their stupid yellow jerseys yeah they look like like like in the big tent school buses #2 n 1 don’t remember any elephants yeah fucking school buses wd school buses “13 schoooool busssesssss they laugh #95 come on let's get on out there Coach is waiting general eyerll a4 ‘Coach couldn’ give a shit iF we paid him “7 oh that’s right wwe do “1 he's like so hung-over it's embarrassing 2 he is? #1 why do you think he wears those stupid athletic sunglasses Inside (on a Saturday Morning? “ maybe he's still wasted m4 definitely #95 (ignoring that) hustle gies #2 maybe he’s just sleepy 13 oh bleedy sweet sweet litle bleedy a he’s definitely still wasted cd such a joke” SARKIS DELAPPE #14 has a coughing attack ‘everyone looks at her #25 are you sick? #4 95, you sound a little on yeah #13 ‘yeah you sound all like (nasal sounds) as (sniffing) 1 eel s0 good you guys #25 don't want you here if you're sick #4 Lam totally fine its just like allergies 495 #13 alright right right get on out there turf allergies hustle 48 7 fs that a thing? you better not get me sick before my birthday m4 lum Tam so not siek 414 and $7 jog off THE woUves, 38 #13 (to #2) btdubs I think we've synced #2 excuse me? m3 Imean we've like our bodies bleed together #8 ewww an gross #3 you bleed I bleed ‘catch my drift #2 (horrified and small) cool #1 that happened to me and my sister war bathroom is ugh 's like a mass grave in that trash ean #13, #2, #11, #8 run off #25 goes up to #46 who is struggling to tie her shoes #25 uum hey #46 hello #25 can we talk for a sec?se sanan DELAPPE #46 yes have lots of sees slight pause neither wants to acknowledge what she just said #25 it's just wh ok uh tay not to make jokes like that 46 what joke? #25 the uh the you know #46 (hank: look) #25 the uh pregnancy? joke? 46 oh #95 (nods) yeah yeah 6 why? #95 what? 46 why can't I make a pregnancy joke? pause THe wowves #25 T mean ‘we like to have fun but ‘you know uh “if you can't say something nice don’t say anything at all”? pause 85 (captain mode) great let's get on out there 146 could I play striker? #25, Tie striker -Thas always been striker #46 oh 195 its just we're undefeated and we want to stay undefeated right? especially with the college showcase tournament coming up? #46 it's the only spot in football I haven't tried yet 1 just thought It might be easier football? #25 it never gets easier ‘you just get better ”“ SARA DELAPPE #95 that’s something my dad (energetic) Til sub you in ASAP ay? now let's get out there and kick some Homet boot-ay! #25 jogs off #00 is still wrapping her hands 6 drinks her water botle an lets it hang from her mouth lost in thought #00 she had an abortion #46 what? #00 doesn't look up from her hands #46 when? #00 ‘so months ago #00 puts on her goalie gloves 400 Just cause Nuon Chea's weak doesn’t mean he shouldn't pay #46 doesn't know how to respond to this #00 the Cambodian? hhe deserves it even if he's weak he deserves it whistle Week Two—Todos Los Nifios ight girls in uniform stretch in a circle on an astroturf indoor soccer field they do the same stretch at the same time for the same amount of time ® Tim talking about Mexican children in cages, “1 not just Mexican ‘mostly like Guatemalan and Honduran and ike #2 all over in cages! allover Central America cages! “ and that’s why you'r selling searves? 2 Tm knitting them myself ‘well with Amnesty Intemational the whole club's knitting them or I guess learning how to knit #3 and they cost how much? #2 25 dollars 425 jeez #2 { know bat it’s for a good cause TOT has cold this week0 SARAH OsLAPFE #8 1 always want to call it Middle America #4 what? #8 Central America always want to call it Middle America does anyone else do that? Middle America? 413 like Middle Earth? #8 omigosh a uh its Meso America technically n Thave some in my backpack ted ‘ffanyone wants to Middle Barth! omigoshbhhh a and uh we are Middle America Imean we live in Middle America 2 you can choose the yam color #4 what does that mean an it means we're like i we're America USA een USA #13 right totally like we're not High America we're not Low America We're iust like Amerion Amerioa WE NOWES #1 its lke you know ‘we drive pick-up trucks and don't like cuss words #8 (igh) Td love a pick-up truck 3 (to #11) doesn’t your mom drive a Prius? 48 like a big purple pick-up truck “a yeah but you know #13 how is Dr. Feinstein doing these days? #L (wary) she's uh she's great 3 still got that smoking haircut? and that sexy sexy bod? a #13 you have got a Hat Mom Those are the cars you were dealt and you know what Yom gta make certain Kind of peace wih at #4 the fuck isa cuss word, ms ha #25 Hey " um [think you meant “fueb #25 cat it outes SAMAH OELAPPE #13 (#11) that's not what Kevin says as he jerks off to her website pic a8 #1 ewww that’s so wrong he’s her patient m4 Kevin sees a shrink? #13, uh Kevin? hello? Kevin? the community college drop-out who sels pot from our basement? he ike why shrinks were invented i wn She's My Mom #13 and He's My Brother! that makes us ike oh man if my brother's banging your mom that makes me your aL you are such an asshole #13 that’s Auntie Asshole to you dearie a7 that is so nasty 5 #8 cuys! omigosh you guys we wouves, #13 whasaaat #8 ccause like we live in Middle America so like Middle Earth solike ... The Shire cy you are beyond obsessed #8, Tove that like love that we live in The Shire of America #1 that is not what Middle America #13 try telling that to the future Mrs. Saamwise Gamgey #8 (dreamy) he's jst such a good friend! you know? as (sings Lord of the Rings theme) doo doo doo doo doo doo #8 doo doo {joins in) doo doo doo doo doo doo " you guys are retarded 7 jesus “ #7 ACHOO “4 bless you a thanks bitch- sae oePre +8 hey don’t use the rword #2 yeah not cool " oh get over yourselves #5 no really it's really not cool " Jesus you guys are like a bunch of fascists haven't you heard of lke free speech like the first fucking amendment? #5 its just an ugly word and it’s not the sort of word we want on the field #7 (fick you) 425 ‘what was that? " nothing #25 what? " Jesus nothing pause mn hey where's the new girl? wowves 6 ms I suppose we'll just have to like manage without her titters #95 ais slight pause #8 who are we playing again? #25 Fusion they all look off to the other team warming up #13, are they any good? #25 they're ok great goalie wd oh right ‘The Wall “1 hey we've got a great goalie right here 413. #13 grabs #00's shoulders and she grimaces 8 she’s so huge just look at her 7 Christine Fucking KratzerSARA DELAPPE #4 ‘you think she lifts? #1 she has to to get that kind of muscle def cy should lift more 13 tum what? why? 2 nobody sees meon the fel ands ike“uh oh? yy. #4 you could like get a facial tattoo Yeah but you's skinny like a full-on facial tattoo 2 no 'm not #8 ‘omigosh you so totally are a yeah # no I'm not I'm really not you guys 425 ‘you want t bulk up maybe you should try lifting aT and like eating more protein #2 eat plenty of protein 1 like basically live on peanut butter and cheese! (deeply frustrated) ECH. 48 hey it’s ok | we wowwes 2 1 just can't stop thinking about it 48 really? #2 all those Mexican kids in cages! #1 they're not just / Mexiean ® there's so many of them and they're ll stuck in these camps a3 that sounds ok 2 no like not fun camps really horrible camps and some of them are like Travis's age! #8 that’s super sad like didn't know about this at all #2 1 just really hope someone's reading to them five to si is a really important age especially for ESL 8 Tove reading to Patrick ‘000 fun 1 get to do all the voices like “here comes grumpy Mr. Platypus” # in my youth ministry we tutor first graders at Jessie Beck they're all ESL kids 0 #8 ob hahaha omigosh thought you were talking about biceps! hahaha #13 {os nifios! todos los niftos! ay mamacita los pobrecitos #1 you know you're being racist #13 que? #1 like super racist #13 lo siento tia mia pero no hablo tu lengua estupida #1a SARA OELAPPE 7 ARE YOU GUYS FUCKING BRAIN DEAD? they have Nowhere to go no like Legal Status mean they're just going to be ike Deported back to their Families who Sent them here so they could like Have a Better Life fin lke not lve in a Fucking War Zone with ike fucking Drug Lords ‘but now if they like IF they even make it across the fucking Border they're stuck in like basically Prisons in like Arizona and being used as ike as ike FUCKING POLITICAL PROPS! #13 whoa man #2 what are you saying "7 se they lave much bigger fucking problems than than fucking than fucking ESL BEDTIME STORIES #14 1 didn’t know you cared about this stuff " my dad's firm does like a lot of immigration stuff pro bono stuff he's s0 pissed. #2 ‘we're pissed too! we're super pissed! that's why we're knitting scarves! #8 but like lida’ it take you a while to learn English? ” THe wowves "7 me? 48 (to #14) no no you mt ‘um what do// you moe your family eame over when you were four? didn’t it take you a while? #4 1 already spoke English #8 oh! ok : 7 T guess that's why you don’t have a Mexican uh 4 T'm Armenian #8. ob! cool that's so cool #13. dude! “an ‘we just leamed all bout Armenia ud yeah Tm uh I'm Armenian #8 ‘ara unas always going to Mexico with vour family?0 SARAH OCLAPPE a4 um for vacation? 48. obbhh 2 her dad's Armenian tte seriously? “4 m3 yeah my dad’s Armenian, ay yay yay chica ‘my mom’s American they were living in London when they had me ie al #95 super cool do you have double citizenship that’s so cool | want double citizenship 2 dual 3 Pie thet: ello, guvnor! the loo! the lorry! & the... LON-DON! ‘ait shouldn't you have like an English accent then? " YOU GUYS ARE RETARDED #13. ‘whoa man #25 ‘would you watch that language 7 oh yeah? or WHAT? 4125 or Till tell Coach a oh no! the dumbass who works at Best Buy? see how many fucks I give st ‘THe wouvEs. #25 that's it Tm warning you a7 fuck you 15 you're running laps ro THATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE you #7 storms off 45 well we'll uh, we'll ee if she starts this game huh, pause #3 (shouldn't you uh) #14... (yeah) (yeah) ert? Pre halal 4 puffy coat over street clothes and odd snow boots #3 there go our Lady Crusaders #1 St, Albert has like the most Catholic team name2 saan octane #13 could be like the Lady Jesus the Lady Jesus's the Lady Jesi? #8 ‘guys T totally thought she was Mexican cy knew she was Armenian hher nana used to make these Armenian pastries #8 | forgot you guys used to be like best best fiends 2 yeah she taught me how to knit when I was like 7 ‘we'd knit and watch Power Rangers in her den a GO GO POWER RANGERS! #8 ‘guys I feel horrible ‘was that horrible? mal (to 8) it’s not a bad thing, to be Mexican #8 20 T know I just 446 Tye been to Armenia slight pause where they notice her #13 viva la Mexica! a it's viva Mexico #13, viva Mexico! 4 You are THE MOST annoying By THE WOWves #95 oh! hey! you made it! 46 a - (her bus?) 425 that’s great! get changed and get back out here alright? #46 just stands there #95 what's up? #46 the locker room's closed #95 oh yeah uh hm a portapotty? 46 looks uncomfortable #25 yeah T guess you should use the portapotty sorry 4446 stands for a sec and then exits Hs. she takes the bus? the olde she as otk ike bases to get hereSARA DELAPPE #8 #3 doesn’t she live in like the hills? #8 really? #13 yeah I heard she lives in the hills in this lke yogurt thing with her mom #2 she lives in a yogurt? 446 reenters she forgot her backpack 46 backpack #46 grabs it and exits #13 can't imagine being homeschooled #95 yeah m1 totally #8 yeah so weird #13 she doesn’t even have a school season you know 8 and it's like so weird she just joined our team THE wowves a nobody does that 8 J mean we've been playing together forever #2 remember The Blossoms "3 (co ¥25) ‘oh man when your dad was our coach #L Coach Frank #13 ‘good ol! Screamy Screamy Coach Frank #25 (embarrassed) yeah yeah #1 ccan abvays tell when Frank's around #13 first one in the lawn chair first one out ofthe lawn chair punching a ref in the face #25 that was two years ago #2 he just eaces alot #8 Dut like she’s only now playing indoor? like—really?fo SARAICOELAPPE #95 Tmean she's pretty good for having never played before #13 wait whuaaaat 2 seriously? 48 she’s never played before?? like ever? #25 that's what she said on her registration form 6 omigosh #1 ‘You get to see the registration forms? #13. like on a team? or like indoor? or like at all? #25 I don’t know a Uke all the registration forms? 425 yea uh Coach showed them to me THE nowves 4s wow then she’s like a wow she’s lke a prodigy #13 yeah dude #25 asked her if she wanted to play travel team and she was like “what's travel team” 13 No 48 comigosh “a they just moved here you know #95 and she called it “football” “a what? as like asa joke? 5 yeah she called soccer “football” and positions “spots” #13 asajoke right? 995 Tdon't think so.ss SARAH DELAPPE #8 that is like so sad 13 truth to power? she's prety stinky 48 ‘omigosh I know aa she doesn't shave 8 like anywhere? ms WHOA is she even like American? #2 ‘guys should we really be #13. what #2 «like behind her back I don't feel comfortable with uh you know pause “3 uh ok #00 stands up and runs off looking sick #25 hope they finish construction soon #8 yeah that portapotty is like so disgusting He wows 413 ‘yeah last week after the game someone was in there for like EVER and T really had to go but like finally finally they open the door and it was ‘you won't even believe it: Lonise # 413 yeah oh yeah Lowrise #25 Lonise Peterson? #13, yep yep. 48 what was she doing here? #13 and of course I get in there and she took like the HUGEST dump #8 ewww #1 did not need to know th: 25; T think she's sort of cool #13 dude what?SARAH. OELAPPE #2 ‘who's Louise Peterson? #uL ‘oh she's that new girl super punk #8 she sang in that eoffee house? and like licked the microphone? #2 ob her #13 you think she’s sorta cool? #8 she is so WEIRD #95; T don’t know #8 she smells like cigarettes #13 she has such a creepy laugh she sits behind me in precale and does this weird little creepy laugh 4s and her hair she has weird hair its like pokey #13 “he he he” “he he he” THE wowes wa haha 495 yeah #3. “he he he” 4125 ok ok #46 walks in in uniform sits down #25 1 just think she’s sorta different #13 “oh Louise you're just sorta different” 413 fake makes out with Louise 48 95 (blushing) sys thats you're being so immature she's really smart we're in the same AP English / class and #46 (loudly, to #2) ALtbink you meant yurta SARAH DELAPPE 2 (cery polite) excuse me? #6 ‘you said yogurt 1 think you meant yurt ive in a yurt with my mom #2 ob 46 ‘you can't realy live in a yogurt uneasy laughter #46 hey I uh just saw the uh (can’t remember her name) uh goalie? outside? and think she's! aL vomiting? #13, (makes the sound) 48 #13 (makes the sound on #8) #8 stop stop stop 46 (confused that they know this is happening) yeah uh, is she alright? THE owes 25 she vomits before every game #13 and she stops talking like totally clams up #1 it’s a nervous condition #8 it's like disgusting is what itis #1 she's like super high funetioning #13 basically a genius #95 she has a 4.9 and edits the East Gazette “aL Tm a columnist #2 she has a 4.9? #8 and plays the saxophone in State Youth Orchestra #25 and leads Model UN #1 but crippling SAD_ #2 she's not very sad a no no.“ saaan vewapre #1 SAD SAD. Social Anxiety Disorder 6 oh ‘well that explains that I guess light laughter awkward silence #46 i think there's a bird in the air dome they all look up #25 that happens sometimes #1 hat T want to know is how they get in #13 dude I do not want to be in here if there's a hole in the air dome #1 think we'd be ok #8 there's a hole in the air dome? #13 ‘uh uh have you like SEEN a balloon pop before #1 ‘um I think i's more complicated than that awkward silence 46 you can tell by the rusty flanks #2 where? +6 sight Uren on top ofthe ventilation unit where? 446 (pointing) there #2 obt pretty #46 {think it’s a tufted THE wowes awkward-er silence 46 (trying to gossip) hey so uh who knows about 7s abortion? pause #13 pause 425 that’s uh we don't say stuf like that 446 (totally mortified) cool #13 thought she just took Plan B. #8 that’s not what I heard as no Pm pretty sure it was just Plan B a ‘maybe she had an abortion AND took Plan B #25 ‘come on guys al what it's possibility it's a definite possiblity#13 are we talking about two months ago? when Dan came home for Thanksgiving? 425 yeah #413 no guys that was definitely Plan B # hhow do you know #3 Miss Armenia told me {guys we cannot go around telling people she got an abortion ® what's Plan BP 414 and #7 jog in 4414 holds something behind her back 2 sys? what's / Plan 425 #13 a look'who's back! yoyo! hey guys! #8 OH hi hello co ‘were you guys talking ubout us or something? #13 uh #s “1 nope hahahaha there's a bird in the air dome hhahabaha " what-ever Dig. news says: THe wowes e “4 ‘my mom brought orange slices she tosses orange slices into the group they stop stretching and descend on the Ziploc bag #13 ‘orange slices! dude! 8 ‘omigosh #2 ‘your mom’s the best a7 (sarcastic) she's like the Total Best #4 ha totally 48 orange slices! that’s so so fun! ‘guys remember when #1 yes we all remember orange slices #13 ‘oh god they're delicious 125 don't eat too many ladies no side cramps out there ms hey guys look 413 puts orange rind into teeth and smileso sanan DeLaPPe 48 ‘guys we used to do this all the time! ob my god +8 puts orange rind into teeth and smiles aM ha that rules #11 puts orange rind into teeth and smalls #8 (orange slice in mouth) (you gotta do it) 4#8 holds an orange rind out to #2 2 oh um #8 (come on come on) #2 hesitates for a sec then puts orange rind into teeth and smiles she looks super stressed out #7 and W14 join in “3 (my dudes I've got braces) yy) a (this tastes funny after a while) look I’m 12 years old) aT #8 (wow) #14 (isn’t this super fun) (haba 413, a haha (ve got braces) haha) #25, um girls as (takes out orange slice) WAIT ‘THE wouves. we should take a picture does anyone have their phone ‘mine's dead #1 (no) #8 (yay! picture!) #13 (in my backpack) #4 what? #13 (takes out orange slice) in my backpack the tie dye one ‘on the bench #4 cool #14 jogs off to the bench #5 girls we should really finish “1 #8 (you know (come on = for the picture) i #25 puts in alice #13 NO THE OTHER TIE DYE ONE ‘THE TURQUOISE-Y ONE +#00 jogs on and clocks the situation she puts an orange slice in and joins #2 (I don’t have one) 7 (seriously?) #2 (F'm not allowed) 7 (um why?) 2 (nodding) (radiation) "7 (what?) #2 (radiation) "7 (what?) ® (takes out sie) radiation! aL (cadiation? #8 Gay! guys! let's all pose! Tet’s pose like Charlie's Angels)” SABRIC OELAPPE #8 and #2 8 LET'S POSE LIKE CHARLIE'S ANGELS ITS IN THE BIG POCKET NO THE OTHER BIG " YEAH NEXT TO MY INHALER? in, no BINGO BANCO MTERIEND: Jet's just like do whatever 414 jogs back on with ‘Phone 8 (disappointed) m4 cE Tay everybody um do something erazy they all pose in awesome ways except #46 5 (takes out orange slice) hey ‘wanna get in the picture? #46 (on verge of tears) I don't get it #25 what? 146 why do they have orange peels in their mouths? they all stare at her in shock with orange peels in their mouths 125 uh Just do it ok? +#46 puts an orange in and gets in the picture #4 alright THE wowes ” um look feree 4#14 takes the photo with an iPhone #4 very cool you guys they spit them out and crowd around the iPhone " #13 #1 can I see? did you use the filter oranges are so good you guys 6 #2 ‘wait we should do a'goofy one (cleans off her tongue) guys can we do a goofy one #13 looking at it) very nice Want me to take one with you in it? whistle #25 alright that’s game let’ get out there ladies! hustle! someone grab the slices! 2 Tl get em #13 ns Fusion is going downnnntownnn let's go let's go #7 time to climb The Wall #13, ‘more like (monster voice) DESTROY IT #4 (to #00) hey my ACL's acting up ‘can use your wrapn aaa DELAPPE #00 (nods) #25 hhow’s it feeling aa “al you know ‘ean [have some too? #25 jogs off with #00 and #14 and #11 48 hey do you think they play soccer? #13 who? +8 all the immigrant kids do you think someone gives them like mini soccer balls? a7 jesus christ #8 what? what? #13 muy muy muy racista 48, #7, 413 jog off 42 picks up the orange slices and looks at #46 who looks up cy hey um 46 the tufted ttmouse is still there #2 oh, cool we wouwes, n #46 bbut now I'm thinking it’s more of a bushtit #2 oh that’s good I just wanted to wanted to say it's so nice you're trying a new sport 46: thanks 2 T mean it must be hard to move somewhere? and not know anyone? 1 guess what T mean is Pm 'm sony I said you lived ina yogurt #46 right #2 T think it's neat 4 yurt sounds pretty neat 46 stares at her for a see and jogs off 42 devours the entire bag of orange slices whistleWeek Three—Martin Luther King Jr Day the field is empty ‘maybe we can hear the sounds of the air dome other games parents cheering boyfriends cheering ‘an aerobics class and a treadmill or too it's still empty #25 (running backwards) HIGH KNEES the whole team runs past doing high knees «few seconds they run past again #25 (running backwards) BUTT KICKS they run past doing butt kicks few seconds they ran past again 195 (running backwards) HIGH KNEES / BUTT KICKS they run past doing high knees / butt kicks «afew seconds they run past again #25 (running backwards) GRAPEVINE We wowves n they run past doing grapevine « few seconds they run past again #95 ALRIGHT COME IN, COME IN wae (winded) jesus she’s working us (eine) fo (wh (cough ‘cause we fucking lost ao #4 (winded) to fucking fusion (winded) are you ok? a 13 (winded) (winded) yeah totaly never again guys never again #25 carries a mesh bag of soccer balls she empties it #25 ALRIGHT ALRIGHT LET'S HUSTLE, BIG GAME ToDaY AND IT'S NOT GOING TO WIN ITSELF #3 Blue Storm is going downnn Ca bitches won't know what hit em HIT ae WOO havea ool in part threeSARAH OELAPPE #95 PARTNER UP #14 and ¥7 pair up immediately #25 IWANT TO SEE TIGHT PASSES SOFT TOUCHES INSIDE OUTSIDE, LEFT RIGHT HUSTLE LADIES: cy (to 413) partner? #95 IWANT US LOOKING GOOD OUT THERE TODAY ns (detective) sure thing swuellieart 5 (10 00) ready? #00 nods and puts on her gloves 2 (confused by reference) ok " (to #14) did you bring your stuff? #4 (innocent) what stuff? a7 uum like a bikini? a toothbrush? WE WOWES ” au (overpaying) ‘oh oops I like totally forgot guess I just have to SKINNY DIP #s sd I hope we win 7 (with love and delight) ‘you total fucking slut! #1 ‘we have to ‘we have to beat them #8. (sigh of longing) Miami “a they went to Epcot ‘you know? Epeot ina limo with like discounted tickets #8 its so unfair #L and our final game last spring all-dstrict tournament was lke SO CLOSE 48 Tknow #46 approaches them7” SARAH DELAPrE #46 hey um ‘mind if join? #1 oh uh ok ‘sure sure #13 sick headgear bra #2 is wearing a protective headband a well make ita triangle # hate it ry momn’s making me wear it she bought it on Amazon #13, ‘cause of last week #2 yeah apparently I got another concussion or something 3 ob mannna this is number? #2 51 think no no 6 #13 you're like Queen of the CAT sean THe wows, ” ® yeah my moms lke “thank god we have insurance now” but 425 (to 400) we quick hands ‘we should get you like a kity tara! # what? #25 (to #00) «quick hands #13 (British accent) “Queen of the CAT Scan” #2, oh! that’s funny es 00) in there we go iareell cecal #25 (to #00) we that’s more like i (not quite a british accent) “Queen of the CAT sean” they're both a litle embarrassed about her bad accent #13 your mom was freaking out 2 ‘my mom was totally freaking #13 it was a sick header though ® right? " Tam so fucking pumpedwo SAAN OELAPPE m4 ‘yeah Martin Luther King Jr Days like totally my favorite holiday a shut up asshole #14 oh right and it’s your birthday " oh right ‘and we're going to my dad's ski house and that asshole won't be there and he has like a fully stocked bar #6 (offstage) sorry she runs across stage 8 (offstage) it's ok " so shut the fuck up you ungrateful whore #8 and #11 wait for her to bring the ball mu have you heard about diedinhouse com 48 what Al [Link] tsa service ‘you pay them and they tell you if anyone has died in your house He wowves i 6 how do you find this stuff that is so scary m1 just che internet 48 but you have to search for something like that 425 and 400 run across why would you search for al no it was like on like on my gmail like an ad or on Facebook or something T don't know #46 walks back on with ball and stands behind #8 8 s0 creepy #46 what is? 8 OMIGOSH ‘omnigosh ‘omigosh you scared me AL [Link] it lke tells you if someone died in your house or something 6 someone died in my house slight pause on who:2 SARAH DELAPPE #46; T don’t know he won't tell me his name #8 oh My Gosh nl #3 yep Jordana Frye 2 really? as sep yep #2 enp she's so good #13 Thaow " ow #4 what we owes #7 | forgot how much these hurt #4 what? a 1 ust got waxed ma ohhh a7 owwww 4 Tean’t believe you do that it must be like so painful a T guess like bitchslapping your vagina Like a hot ol bitchslap ca Thave a pretty high pain tolerance so wt wait is Dan coming this weekend? a it’s my birthday so like he better fucking come 4 and you didn’t invite anyone else? " ‘well Dan's bringing a friend 2 +#00 ACHOO 495 are you sick? goddamit“ SanAN DELAPPE #4 (uncomfortable) so it’s just you and Dan and me and like some college guy I don't know #7 chill the fuck kay he’s hot we'll si ‘well goin the Jacuzzi Dan'll make his famous screwdrivers itl be crazy hay? #4 ay #8 (offstage) WAIT #4 how hot #1 so some guy died in your yurt? and he like haunts it? 6 perhaps #8 ‘omigosh you guys I am so seared # how do you know it’s a spit what if ts just a drafty window 446 syurts don’t have windows 48 or like like a door do you have a door? He wouves. 425 LADIES! COME IN! #1 of course she has a door hhow else would she get inside the yurt #8 I don't know 11do not know #95 COME IN! #8 with a spoon? they giggle like only 16-year-olds can #25 what's so funny a (laughing) “with « spoon” 6 (laughing) “how else? with a spoon” 195 Ladies a (laughing) cause yogurt you know i oe get scholarsh ‘when we get scholarships (Coughing) do you think they'l be full ride? “with a spoon”“a oh man sory whoo a phew #8 spoon #1 spoon #46 intercepts their pass she juggles their ball she is amazing #46 (sing/chants) Live in a yogurt ry feelings don't get hurt yogurt for breakfast ‘yogurt for lanch Tlive in a yogurt my feelings don't get hurt yogurt for dinner yogurt for brunch live in a yogurt ny feelings don't get hurt ‘yogurt for snack Yogurt for snacky snacky Tiive in a yogurt amy feelings don't get hurt yogurt for dessert ‘yogurt for she drops the ball everyone és watching #2 SARAH DELAPPE 413 uh those are pretty rare #2 right right a (pls they're just a bunch of dumb virgins) #4 hahaha a7 (or ike secret lesbians) wd hahahaha THE wowes o #46 sprints off “1 #4 what was that? that was interesting #13 8 seriously yo so weird Dut so good at that # Lia do you think she’s ok? "7 if only she could ply like center whatever 425 LADIES just team work makes the dream work you know? #25 jogs off Bs (offstage) GODDAMMIT KEEP PASSING pause #13. you guys she sounds exactly like 8 coh my gosh a “mark your man goddammit” #4 “if you let another goddamn ball in” #11 “that's it goddammit we're running laps” #13 ‘wow wow wowa SARAN OELAPPE as Frankie J. hhere in da flesh +00 “Tlive in a yogurt” ‘everyone stares at her #00 its catchy 400 runs off to vomit #8 can T just say 1 just don't get what the big deal is about like self-knowledge on what? #8 like ‘what's the big deal there are so many other things to know about why waste time knowing about yourself " - where is this coming from? #8 ob went over to Chris's house and he was like all moody and talking about sel knowledge #13 total downer #4 he's cute #2 in like a scary way WE wowves #8. yeah don't know he like made fun of my calf muscles and tried to stick his hand down my shirt Cd cool 4s uum not really pause "7 let’ do the spiderweb? 2 yay! 45 ooh I ove the spiderweb they do the spider web ts a complicated interwoven passing drill it pretty impressive actually #2 did you guys hear a scout’s coming? #1 really? #13 for Jordana Frye Co shit wd from where? #13. ms righteous #4 yeah T mean I think she's getting seouted by like everyone0 SARAH DELAPPE Santa Barbara? you didn’t tell me that fa 48 that’s like the best team but the showcase tournament isn’t until next week #13 {know they must just want like early dibs you know #1 is that even legal? like NCAA approved legal? #8 have you guys emailed coaches yet? 1 get 30 nervous I never know how to start it a7 tum “dear coach” ws yeah but like I don’t know it just makes me nervous what if there’ like a spelling error or I say the wrong thing or like the wrong tone a3 you gotta chill my man a ‘wait howd you hear that? 413 what? #1 about the scout? #13 oh uh dunno guess Coach told me We wowves ” # Coach? #13. yep. +s wait you mean like Coach Neil? like Neil Nei? a4 the creep who asked us to serimmage in our sports bras? #8. ew #2 Thated that " he's totally hungover again #2. he is? they all look off #L thus Coach Frankie Jr. " which is total bullshit #2 ‘you guys she’s doing her best " we're paying out the ass for a coach a our parents are paying out the ass for a coach2 ARAM DELAPPE ca still fucking rip-off ‘Tony would never do this to boy's U-17 indoor #8 I can’t believe they got Coach Mikhail #2 he played in Croatia right? like on a pro team? # I thought Czech Republic #s he is 50 scary #13 1 think he killed a man once in ike... (scary voice) the 80s na i think he's sorta sexy #8 he’s like 45itt m4 6 sos Jude Law selainy dad a we should get fucking Coach Mikhail ‘not this washed-up pudgeball who spends games at the vending machine #13 hey he really wanted that pop-tart 7 it's ike it's like sexist that's what this is sexist We WOLVES. 2 8 €'mon it's just indoor " just indoor? ‘we're juniors this spring is what counts if we wanna play college ® Thnow I know but ike you know a 1 don't fucking know #00 comes back and does private goalie drills but she's listening 48 wow you are such a fen 7 what? no #1 it's not about Tma feminist Tm just lke what's wrong with being a feminist {t's just ike Fucked up you know? fa ys look they watch him #4 he literally fll asleep on 1 just can’t believe that Neil sin the Army #8 really?* ARAN OELAPPE #2 thought he worked at like RadioShack a3 Best Buy yo “1 he’s National Guard ‘remember his stupid story about the humvee 8 oh yeah did't he like go to Iraq? #13 Afghanistan a ithe’s America’s best ‘America is sorely fucked #0 ‘guys what if Neil did like Abu Ghraib shit? #8. ‘Abu what? “1 ‘oh come on you know about Abu Ghraib #8 um no #1 like torture in prison #2 in Afghanistan a no like Iraq WE OWES os a definitely I #14 ee «definitely a7 those pictures of the guys with bags over their head like naked standing on boxes #8 ugh 2 ‘we saw pictures in Amnesty International al Theard they like the like female guards would like ‘would like you know #8 like what #1 like (arouse them) #2 what? aL m4 (nods) Theard about that like take off their shirts and you know 18 ‘ew with like terrorists? ® why? #13 guys Neil did not torture terrorists with his tities "7 oh yeah? how would vou know?SARAH OELAPPE #8, ‘miss Coach Patrick 2 yeah aud Tknow #8 Tlove Coach Patrick #11 can't believe he's in Idaho oy ve should send him a card or something m4 ‘we should like text him that orange slice pic as like a “get-well” thing "7 for him or for his mom? #8 it's so amazing he moved home "4 what's wrong with her again? #11 T think she has terminal breast eancer? #4 oh right #13 yeah like stage 4 right? 6 Thope he's back by March 1 do not want coach creep for travel team ‘we wouves. ” #13 ‘you realize that means you want his mom to croak #8 what?? #13 cause that’s the only way he’s moving back is if his mom you know # that’s an awful thing to say #13 Tmean ‘would you rather have Coach Patrick’s mom die from breast cancer OR have Neil for travel team? #8 #13 ate you hesitating? 3 “ no I mean “ . on that’s nuts guys! "7 that is some intense shit 413 she’s just a sweet old lady with one tity! #11 8 what's with you and tities today? guys come on {just like hate Coach Neil7 SAMAH DELAPPE a hate him enough to kill Coach Patrick's mom? 4s (getting upset) ‘oh my gosh you guys a yeah but you don't NOT want to kil his mother 7 exactly #13 girl wants mommy to die of the big C +8 (on verge of tears) 1DO Nott! Take it back!!! a3. what? 8 ‘you're not allowed to say that! take it back!! #13 okt! jesus! take it back! itis taken back! #8 is super upset ns oh shit your mom aul Torgot yeah I'm sorry ‘sorry shit nu sich ” guys? hey you guys? yikes THE nowes #8 (still really upset) it’s fine me. ate you ok? #8 I'm great awkward pause a7 30000 who has plans for the three day weekend? #1 homework lots and lots of homework 2 Tm doing a day of service at Wingficld Park you guys should come! mn hhow do you have tine? #2 already finished my paper on Rovanda #11 seriously? you suck #8 (chipper) hey isn’t it almost someone's birthday? al (to #7) right! January 19 8 birthstone: gamet #13 (to #8) hey that was like ‘major FOOT in MOUTH #2 happy birthday!0 Sana ocLarPe #7 what? #8, remember? the birthstone club? a party tonight or Sunday? #2 ‘yeah when's iv 7 ch 'm actually just lke hanging with Dan at my dad’s ski house #8 you're not having a party this year? "7 nah too old for like slumber parties #2 but you always have a slumber party 7 yeah yeah 48 WELL ‘my stepmom said I could have some people over 0 if anyone wants to sleep over Sunday? ‘we can like watch a movie? a definitely free me from the tyranny of Sunday night dinners #1 oh (nods) #2 Tl ask my mom THe wowves: 101 m3 ‘want me to bring my laptop? 8 (to #14) omigosh will you bring your iPad so we can watch Game of Thrones? #4 Tm like going out of town actually? with my family to like visit my cousins #8 oh! the Armenians? a m4 does anyoue else have HBOGO? the Armectoane 2 a that sounds nice ‘we could ask Stephanie #13 are you inviting Stephanie? Thave HBOGO! 48 yeah #13 hey Thave HBOGO 8 (sorta displeased) cool #13 coolio! Til being my laptop an also guys: mace shat nee Rina nant fn tns02 SARA DELAPPE " taking a fucking chill pill laughter “an hanging out with—

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