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Skit Regarding Agriculture

This document contains a skit regarding agriculture in 3 scenes: Scene 1 shows a discussion between an MLA and farmer about developing agricultural land for a juice company. Scene 2 involves the MLA reading a newspaper and discussing politics with others. A factory is proposed to be set up. Scene 3 shows a daughter and father discussing life, education and job prospects. The MLA later proposes the daughter work as a manager for the proposed factory. The skit portrays various discussions around developing agricultural land for industry and jobs for local youth. Politics and different viewpoints are also depicted.
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Skit Regarding Agriculture

This document contains a skit regarding agriculture in 3 scenes: Scene 1 shows a discussion between an MLA and farmer about developing agricultural land for a juice company. Scene 2 involves the MLA reading a newspaper and discussing politics with others. A factory is proposed to be set up. Scene 3 shows a daughter and father discussing life, education and job prospects. The MLA later proposes the daughter work as a manager for the proposed factory. The skit portrays various discussions around developing agricultural land for industry and jobs for local youth. Politics and different viewpoints are also depicted.
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SKIT REGARDING AGRICULTURE

SCENE 1

MLA: Ebahh enna kaadhu da gramam gramam dha ya apdiye idha plot uh potu vithuta nammak semma
labam dha ya. Engayooo patha mathiri irukee ehh pula aarukani ena pulla kandukave matra maman ah
patha ambutu vekamakum?

ARUKANI: Seruppu pinijirum un moonjiye paka kudadhu nu dha naa ingaye vandhen thookitu vandutan
paaru.

MLA: Ipo la radio la love pata dhak eka pidikudhu. Full adichum bodhai illai Juno adichum kick illai kalu
kudichum thookam illai kanna muduna kanavula nee dhana.

ARUKANI: Ena en vasula ponnah vachitu entaye dialogue pesura moonja paaru iru athai ta sothula
veshadha vaika solren.

MLA: Seri ma seri ma athai ta soliradha ava thoongum podhu konne potruva.

SCENE 2

MLA reading paper

MLA: Enadhu shawarma saapdu kerala la naalu peru sethutangala? Achachooo ena ipdi agi poiduchi….
Rainavai edukadha karanathinal csk playoff kul vara mudiyama kevalamaga veli eriyadhu Pavum Raina
ah eduthurkalam ulayachi vandhurpanga saabam yaara dha vituchi Ennadhu Delhiyil vivasyigal
nirvanama poratam ah ivanga ipd dha panitu irupanga naatla evlo periya problems la nadakudhu idhula
ivanunga vera.

EDUPUDI: AIYAAA naa ungaluku oru nalla seidhi vachirken

MLA: Apd enna nalla seidhi Arukani okay solitala

EDUPUDI: Adhu epd ya bat eh illama cricket aaduradhu

MLA: Unnaku kolupu eridichi thooki potu micha dha seriya irukum.

EDUPUDI: Ena midhikuradhu irukatum namma adhutha election epd jeikalam nu plan paniten
kekuringala illana vendama.

MLA: Enga enna plan uh…

EDUPUDI: Adhachi aiyaa namma Gandhi mahaan edam iruku la adhula oru factory katanumam adha
epdiyadhu vangi kuduka sonnanga kudutha nammaku kaasu tharuvangalame.

MLA: Evlo tharuvangalam?

EDUPUDI: Enna oru 50 kodi tharangalam.

MLA: ennadhu 50 uhhh kodiyaa en kannala 10 lakhs kuda pathadhu ila da seri yaaru keta?
EDUPUDI: Sir please come our jamamuka thalaivar wants to see you..

TONY: HI I’M STARK I’m from Germany actually I want to build my biggest mojito factory here as it is a
good place for my company.

MLA: Ennadhu moonjila saaani adika poriya evan da nee adichi ota vitruven.

EDUPUDI: Aiyaaaa edhuvum solladhinga avan cool drinks company open panna poranam namma
edathula

MLA: cooldrinks company nah epd namma elani lemon juice mathiri ah?

EDUPUDI: Idhu aadhukum mela thalaivare

TONY: namma indha edathula factory kaatuna neraiya peruku vela kidaikum.

MLA: Avanga epd irundha ennaku enna ennaku kaasu varanum

TONY: Ungaluku naa maasam 10 lakhs tharen aprm indha edatha mudichi kudutha oru 80 kodi tharen
ena soluringa.

MLA : (adaa kiruku payala 30 kodiya ni surutitu poidalam nu nenachiya iru di unnak aprm vachikuren)

EDUPUDI: Panirlam sir panirlam

TONY : Okay thalaivare pani kudunga.

SCENE 3

DHANA and FATHER eating

DHANA: Appa namma vayal la nalla vela senji namma kadan ellame adachitom appa ippo namma
thambi ah padika vacha podhum appa.

FATHER: Ada ennaya naa neeyum nalla padichi velaiku poiduva nu pathen enna panna engineering
padicha vela kidaikum nu nambunadhu en thappu dha.

DHANA: Naa aasapata mathiri eh sollunga naanum padichi mark la vachirken aaana na padichadhuku
vela tharamatranga appa enna panna.

FATHER: Idhey solitu iru oru velaiku poidadha

DHANA: Eppo pathalum ipdiye pannunga ennak edhuvume vendam.

DHANA STANDING IN TERRACE AND THINKING ABOUT LIFE.

SCENE 4

DHANA AND FATHER WORKING IN FIELD

MLA: Ebbah namma Gandhi paya anga dha ya irukan pesirvom


FATHER: Enna MLA aiyaa aale paka mudiyala kadaisiya election appo pathadhu.

MLA: Aiyo apdi illaya naa oru mukiyamana vishyam ah pesa vandhen.

FATHER: Ennaya mukiyamana vishyam

MLA: Adhu onum illaya namma edatha oru company kaaran ketan

FATHER: Enna ya irukura edatha vitutu naanga enga poi polaika periyavan dha padichi velaiku pogala

MLA: Namma palaya adhey company la manager ah vachirvom ena pa okay ah? Ena padichirka?

DHANA: Mechanical engineering padichirken seri ena company vara podhu?

MLA: Juice company pa edho muuthitho nu sonnanga

DHANA: Mojito nu vaila varla idhellam MLA padichavangala irundha idhellam irukuma?

MLA: Edho onnu pa unnaku epd okay ah nalaike pesi mudichirvom

DHANA: Pesi mudika idhu enna ponnah irunga naanum appa um pesikurom neenga kelambunga

MLA: Enna thambi perivangaluku mariyadha la illaya?

FATHER: Edho theriyama solitan thalaivare aaana engaluku indha nilam deivam mathiri kuduka ennakum
aasa ila

MLA: Ennaya edatha vithutu 50 lakhs vangitu nalla sogusa valradha vitutu enna ipd yosikura?

DHANA: Thalaivare indha factory kaatuna suthi irukura ella thaniyum podium aprm thanni illama
panjathula namma kastapadanum.

FATHER: Nee enna summa pesitu iruka anga poda

MLA: Adhan engineering padichan nu sollum podhe nenachen mandaila onnume irukadhunu

DHANA: Engineering pathi ennaya theriyum unnaku M1,M2,M3 Fluid mechanics,thermodynamics idhey
mathiri 48 paper uh 15 lab uh test uh exams uh project adhu idhu nu mudicha naa mutta payala unnaku.

MLA: Vela iruka unta neeye vela illama inga vivasayam pathutu iruka unnaku ivlo vai uh.

FATHER: Periyavangala ipd dha mariyadha illama pesuviya odi poiru naaye inimey inga varadha.

MLA: ebbah chinna paiyen pesitan viden.

DHANA: Ennaku yaarume vendam naa poren engayadhu.

SCENE 5

MLA meeting TONY

TONY: yooo bro ennachi namma vishyam


MLA: Ebbah avan mudiyadhu nu solitan enna panna nu therla ennakum ishtam ila pa namma oorula oru
engineering padicha paiyen irukan nalla padipan pa neraiya mark vangunan aaana vela dha kidaikala
avan sonnan pa indha mathiri ella thani poidumame aprm suthi ellarume panjathu nala
sethurvangalame adhunala ennakum ishtam ila pa.

TONY: Ennaya neeyu romba nallavana iruka idhellam set agadhu muditu kelambu.

MLA: Dai vella kaaraa nayee en edathula vandhutu entaye ipd pesura la odi poiru illana andha kata
gorilla ah aavudhu vitruven.

TONY: Adhu yaaru kata gorilla?

MLA: Monkey cell kelvi patrukiya

TONY: Vendam pa vendave venda naa kelamburen

SCENE 6

EDUPUDI: Enna sir ellame okay ah

TONY: Avan sari pattu varla ena pandradhu una nambi ellame soliten nalaiki avanga vandhurvanga

EDUPUDI: Nee enna adutha MLA aakuna naa unnaku udhavi seiren

TONY: Adhuku aavana poda dha mudiyum

EDUPUDI: Aaama nalaiki 10 maniku oru manadu iruku andha manadu la thalaivar pesuvaru appo anga
oru bomb vachita adhuvum andha range ah korachi vachita crt ah irukum. Adhoda namma andha
engineer paiyen vera pesunan nu sonninga la avana pathen andha vayel la dha irukan namma avana crt
panita andha edam vandhurum apdiye naa Gandhi ah mela ethi vitruren mothama poiduvanga namma
nenchadhu crt ah irukum

TONY: Enna man nee Hitler ku mela plan podra

EDUPUDI: namma matum yaaru aadhey engineering dha. Indha ulagathula fluid mechanics and
thermodynamics nalla theirnjavanga namma mechanical engineers dha ivangala vachi namma spain
bank eh kolaiyadikalam.

TONY: Aprm en engineers ku vela ila

EDUPUDI: Ellarume purinji padikanum adha vitutu summa padikave ishtam iladhavana indha mathiri
engg sethu vita epd padipan epd velaiku povan. Nalla padicha matum velaiku edupangala verum 10000
rupa salary dha tharanga enna panna.

TONY: Ipd irukura youngers ah epd namma use pannalam

EDUPUDI : Idho naa soli tharen.

SCENE 7
DHANA: Ennaya inga vandhurka edam la thara mudiyadhu poitu.

EDUPUDI: Ebbah thambi foreign la Canada la Walmart company iruku anga unnaku vela vangi tharen

DHANA: Ennaya ipd la panna edatha thandhurvena enna ?

EDUPUDI : Apd la ila pa un nalladhuku dha

DHANA: Summa urutadha enna venum nu kelu enga appa vera thititan kevalama pesuran enna panna
nu therla

EDUPUDI: Ippo matum nee Canada poitu vandha nu vachikoyen un thambi ah vida neraiya
sambadhikalam pesuna ellarukum munnala super ah valalam

DHANA: Inga irukura company eh kidaikalayam 10000 sambaladhuku machine ah thodaika solran sir
kastama iruku ITI Diplomo padichavan la asingama pesuran anna evlo kastama irukum.

EDUPUDI: Kavalapadadha pa naa unnaku ellame pathu seiren nee oru help matum panu andha bag ah
crt ah manadu start aaana odane mela vachitu adhula oru sila awards la irukum adhuku dha indha
school pasangala kupfu kuduka dha

DHANA: Adha neeye seiyalame enta en solra

EDUPUDI : Naanum thalaivarum busy ah irupom la adhuku dha

DHANA: Seri ya panidu ennakaga…

SCENE:8

MANADU STARTS

MLA: Ellarukum vanakam namma edathula vivayasam dha nammak mukiyam adhu illana India la
valarchiye irukadhu. Enna dha porul adhu idhu nu vangi potalum sapadu illana namma naadu panjathula
dha irukum. Adhunala nammak thevaiyana thani ah namma dha kondu varanum adhuku ellarume
poratam panuvom namma Gandhi dha ellame ennak puriya vachan avanuku romba nandri medaiku
vanga Gandhi.

EDUPUDI: Idhan time vachitu vaa

BOMB PLACED AND BLASTED

SCENE 9

DHANA: EN anna ipd panninga enga appa poitare naa ipo epd irupen inga. Naane konutene enga appa
ah

EDUPUDI: Thambi kavalapadadha indha visa passport ellame Canada po nandri pa indha udhavi ku

DHANA: Ennoda varumaiya use panni ennaiye terrorist akitala

EDUPUDI: Thambi una mathiri nalla padichavana gov aala use panna mudiyalana enaa enna mathiri
arasiyal vadhinga use panikurom.
DHANA: Ippo ennaya naa panna

EDUPUDI: Onnum ila indha edatha en perula eludhi vachitu kudukura kaasa vangitu poidu

DHANA: Nalla padichen engg la ellame soli kuduthanga aaana epd bill uh katanum epd sambadhikanum
epd save pannanum idhellam soli kuduthurndha naanum periya al agirpen ipd la panirkamaten.

EDUPUDI: Idhuku aprm enna panna po polachiko romba pesadha?

DHANA: vivasayatha alichita sapatuku enna panuvinga nu papom da

EDUPUDI: Adhellam kandukadha irukura vara nalla irupom

TONY: enna pa sonnadha senjita pola inimey ni dha pa MLA ellame pesiten namma alunga vandtanga
aramichirvoma

DHANA: Oru arivaliya aaruval aaki puthisali pulachikuran.

Speech about younger and agriculture

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