LOST IN SPACE

Humankind evolves.
It’s how we survive.
Through Ice Ages, plagues, wars, disasters from above.
We adapt our skills, our languages, our very bodies in order to live.
Earth is our home, but only so long as it keeps us safe.
When this world can no longer serve that purpose,
Another planet, another colony, another chance…
The rest of human history… Begins. Now.

CLASH OF CLANS LIAM

I don’t know you, bigbuffetboy85.
But if you think you can humiliate me and take my gold… think again.
Oh, I’m coming for you with lots of barbarians and dragons.
I can’t wait to destroy your village… while you beg for mercy
But you will get NO mercy.
I will have my revenge.
Barista: Liam (pronounced: lie-yum)? I have a scone for Liam?
It’s, ah, Liam (normal pronunciation).
You’ll regret the day you crossed AngryNeeson52

MCDONALD’S BUTTERMILK CRISPY TENDERS

Introducing McDonald’s Buttermilk Crispy Tenders
Juicy and made with 100% white meat
They’re not grandma’s… But she’s ok with that.
KFC DARK MEAT MENU
KFC presents A Halloween Tale: It Came From The Dark
It began like any other evening.
They were hungry.
Innocently they went to KFC, where they discovered…
The new KFC Dark Meat Menu.
Yes, dark delicious pieces of KFC legs and thighs!
Flavors like original recipe, extra crispy and even tender roast… all at low, low prices
It’s KFC’s Dark Meat Menu
Whatever you do, don’t eat it alone. (evil laughter)
OLD SPICE
Hello ladies,
Press down on the gas pedal of forever life happiness and let’s RIDE into the future together.
Look to your left, cars.
Look to your right, cars.
Wait. What’s that behind you? Me.
The man your man could smell like!
Sshh. Don’t say it, I already know how rough your day was.
Which is why I’m back here massaging your tired yet elegantly toned shoulders on which you
carry the weight of the world, quietly… gracefully.
Relax yourself! And let the scent of old spice wrap you in a handsome blanket of unspoken
compliments as I move to your left, which is truly your most beautiful profile.
Even more beautiful than your right side could beeee… I was wrong. Everyone makes mistakes!
Except your parents when they made your face.
I’m running circles around it! Collecting all the nice and thoughtful things you’ve always wanted
and deserved, but never received, but could’ve received had your man smelled like the man
your man could smell like with Old Spice I love you.
The Old Spice Fresh Collection. A gift your man could smell like.
WOMEN’S AID
Women’s Aid wants the public to stop domestic violence by calling the police if they hear it.
We want people to get used to the idea that making a call stops the sounds of domestic abuse.
The following sounds are typical.
This is a woman being punched in the face.
This is a woman’s fingers being trapped in a door.
This is a woman’s jaw being broken.
The sounds are distressing. We’d understand if you never want to hear them again.
In fact, we’d welcome it.
To stop the sounds, call 0800-5877-332.
Until someone calls, the sounds will continue.
This is the sound of a woman being pushed downstairs.
To stop the sounds, call 0800-5877-332.
Just as in real life, making a call can make it stop.

HYUNDAI
Thing good and never is… backwards… rolling
Sorry!
Never things… backwards good…are rolling
(clears throat)
Rolling backwards is never a good thing.
That’s better.
The Hyundai Tucson with Hill Start Assist
Just one of a range of impressive features you’ll find on this stunning SUV
Now available for a hundred eighty-nine pounds per month on personal contract tie
Visit Hyundai.co.uk for a world of offers.
SWEAT1000.COM 1
Did you know that you can change your whole being simply by using the power of your mind?
To do this, take a deep breath, in and out.
Now tell your fat cells… to let go.
Just release all that unwanted lard and let it drip away.
Now take out your thin jeans and put them on.
You are sending a powerful message to your subconscious thighs!
You are saying, “I am a skinny bitch!”
Repeat it with me: “I am a skinny bitch! I am a skinny bitch.”
Now open your eyes and celebrate the thin, new you.
If this hasn’t worked, go to sweat1000.com, and we’ll meet you halfway with a free training
session.
Sweat1000. It works!

SWEAT1000.COM 2
The truth is… You. Are. Beautiful… from the inside.
And your outer vessel should reflect that.
You can achieve outer beauty using the power of the mind.
Breathe in and visualize a flower.
Now breathe out and picture the flower opening.
Repeat the mantra, “my flower is in bloom”
Picture your face at the center of the flower.
You are bathed in sunlight. You are attracting bees and birds, you are the most beautiful flower
in the garden of life.
Now open your eyes and celebrate your miraculous transformation.
If this hasn’t worked, go to sweat1000.com, and we’ll meet you halfway with a free training
session.
Sweat1000. It works!
MR. D
HANGOVER
The splits. The splits on the dance floor.
The splits at the dance floor at the wedding where you were just a plus one!
So many undone buttons. So many hip thrusts at people you didn’t even know.
Why did you make a speech from behind the DJ booth, you IDIOT!
Oh Carol, you… you picked up the bride!
The look on her mother’s face. The look on your date’s face!
The whole room screaming as you fell backwards into a puddle of cake and red wine.
You are feeling a lot this morning.
But whether you feel like pizza or greasy eggs to soak up your shame, you can order it all!
On the new Mr. D Food app. And they’ll bring it straight to your bed.
Mr. D Food. What do you feel like?
FAT JEANS
Your piglet foot squirms through the death-grip of skin-tight denim.
Every toe is fighting for its fat little life.
And with a gasp, your foot is birthed into the naked light of day.
Now it’s your other leg. Oh, Andreas, why do you humiliate yourself with this test?
These are the pants of your youth. That time has passed!
But then, like an angel’s whisper, your zip slides up!
You’re inside your sexy pants, Andreas!
You’re in them! You are immortal!
You feel like you can eat whatever you want, and you can, mister!
Get anything from burgers to waffles on the new Mr. D food app,
and they’ll deliver straight to your door.
Mr. D Food. What do you feel like?
SEE YOU MONDAY
See you Monday. See you Monday, she says,
As she locks her corner office.
And then, grinning over your cubicle wall, she says,
“Don’t forget to send me that presentation, Super Star!
You can, like, mail it anytime this weekend.”
Something breaks inside.
All you can think of is your lonely wife at another dinner party you had to miss.
Talking with someone else! Laughing!
Drawing Pictionary for someone else because you were stuck at the office again on Friday night.
You feel rage.
The kind that can only be answered with ribs, and wings, and maybe oysters on the company
credit card.
And you can order it all on the new Mr. D food app and they’ll deliver it straight to your desk.
Mr. D Food. What do you feel like?
A CHILD OF MINE
A wife who loses a husband is called a widow
A husband who loses a wife is called a widower
A child who loses his or her parents is called an orphan
But a parent who loses a child… There are no words.
A child of min is here should the most unbearable, unimaginable loss ever happened.
Here because there are so many gaps in services for bereaved parents
From where to go, to how to even go on.
For help, for guidance, for some words of comfort, visit childofmine.co.uk.

LUVO
G1: How’d it go last night?
G2: So good. It got hot really fast.
G1: Rowr!
G2: But it was wholesome too. Made me feel really good. You wanna taste?
G1: Seriously? (microwave oven alarm)
G2: Here. Luvo’s Orange Mango Chicken.
G1: Mmmm!
G2: Mm-hmm.
G1: Yeah! (orgasmic)
G2: Right?
G1: This is coming home with me tonight.
MVO: Get fresh in the freezer aisle. Delicious meals made with wholesome ingredients. Ready
in minutes. From Luvo. Find a store near you at Luvoinc.com/wheretobuy.
MITCHELL EYE CENTER
PROPOSAL
BF: Beth, will you marry me?
Beth: (Deadpan almost robotic) Yes, yes, yes. A thousand times yes.
VO: Get your tears back. Mitchell Eye Center. We cure dry eyes.

MR. FLUFFY
Vet: I’m sorry but we couldn’t save Mr. Fluffy.
Owner: No this can’t be happening. Mr. Fluffy can’t be gone. He caaaaaaan’t.
VO: Get your tears back. Mitchell Eye Center. We cure dry eyes.
MALL
It’s the weekend. You’re driving. On your way to meet your girlfriend at the mall.
You’re late. You get a text. Must be her.
You look down and reach for the phone.
You start to text a reply, but you can’t feel your fingers.
You can’t feel your arms or legs.
You can’t feel anything.
You start to realize that a machine is helping you breathe.
FVO: It happens fast. Put down the phone. Paid for by the government of Ontario.
MERCEDES
INSTINCTS
Oh, looks like we tripped.
We’re going down.
But we can do this.
Arms, move up.
Hands, open.
Head, turn slightly to the right.
Is there anything we could do about this face?
Never mind.
Prepare for impact.
Your instincts can keep you safe. And so can those of the new A-Class.
Active brake assist can warn you of imminent collisions, breaking for you if necessary.
The new A-Class with Mercedes Me. Just like you.

HABITS
If Lexy ever finds out who switched her desk chair,
She will make them pay.
Everything was the way she liked it.
Her organized-by-color pens, her perfectly aligned mug,
Even her plant is out of place.
Who would do such a thing?
They will pay!
Like things your own way?
Log in to your profile and the new A-Class remembers all your favorite settings.
And even how you like your seat.
The new A-Class with Mercedes Me. Just like you.
TOUCH
Touch it!
C’mon. You know you wanna touch it.
C’mon, that’s it, touch it. Right now.
Do it now.
Touch it.
“Hmmm”
Let’s go.
With the new A-Class you can touch and talk to change whatever you like.
So blue, yellow, green, red or blue, red…
Alright, alright, that’s enough.
The new A-Class with Mercedes Me. Just like you.
LIKE YOU
VO: This is the new A-Class. Like any car it has a display.
But you can make it look like this, like this or maybe this.
Yeah, that’s a nice one.
Smooth job, developers.
This is how you open it…
And this is how you control things…
Hot girlfriend: Hey, Mercedes! It’s getting hot in here.
Mercedes: I have set the temperature to 21 degrees.
VO: Mhhh, maybe you guys want some privacy.
Talking is more natural. Watch this: Hey, Mercedes! Get in touch with mom.
Mercedes: Calling mom.
Mom: Guess who’s on social mediaaaa? (VO: Sorry, dude) They make it so difficult to upload.
Hold on, sweetie. Ok, I’m learning how to hashtag.
VO: It can even break when it needs to. You know, just in case.
And when you think…
Girl: There’s no parking…
VO: It can find you a parking spot!
The voice control is amazing!
Girl: Hey Mercedes, play me some hip hop. (Nicki Minaj appears)
VO: And there’s a new feature that helps you avoid traffic blocks ahead.
And now who looks cool in front of Nicki?
Nicki Minaj: Yikes! You did that!
VO: And these wheels… slooooow my God that looks good.
So, yeah, it’s a car.
But a car that is a little more like you.
The new A-Class with Mercedes Me. Just like you.
SANEX
Do it when you’re happy.
Do it when you’re sad.
When you’re fearless.
When you’re bored.
Do it, and do it for real.
Don’t just text, don’t just call.
Don’t only send flowers.
If you want to hug someone, go find them and hug them.
Not just hug… hold.
Kiss. Massage. Caress. Touch. And don’t be afraid to do it.
Because touch is much more than sense.
It reduces stress.
It makes you grow.
It helps you learn.
It even kills disease.
So what are you waiting for?
Go touch someone you love.
Because touch keeps you alive.
SPONGEBOB
Spongebob and Patrick are the best of friends
They do everything together!
Always there to lend each other a helping hand
Never afraid of being themselves 
Catch the bff’s go on their adventures
On Spongebob Squarepants
Weekdays, 7am.
on Nickelodeon

TMNT
Booyakasha!
Donny, Leo, Mikey, and Raf are coming to size up their enemies!
No matter how huge…
Or how tiny…
They’ve got mad skills in check!
Turtle on turtle power! Aw yeah!
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Micro Mutant Toys!
Now available in all leading toy stores.
SKITTLES
FVO: Do you have a health problem that can’t be diagnosed?
Are you feeling down?
Do you wish your life had more color?
Then Skittles might be for you.
MVO: Skittles definitely isn’t for you.
Skittles is not recognized by any medical association anywhere in the world, for any medical
condition.
FVO: 100% of people who try Skittles say it makes them feel better, more alert, and more
colorful.
Plus, skittles can cure any number of diseases and medical conditions.
MVO: No, they can’t. If you have any diseases or serious medical conditions don’t just take
skittles! Consult a real doctor immediately.
FVO: So, for any medical condition, talk to your doctor about Skittles.
MVO: Don’t talk to your doctor about skittles. Side effects of using Skittles as medicine will
include not getting better! And of course any symptoms of whatever it is you have that you
thought Skittles would cure.
FVO: Sometimes the best medicine isn’t medicine at all.
MVO: But that’s not true! The best medicine is always real medicine. It’s never candy!
FVO: Skittles. Talk to your doctor.

FINAL TOUCH
It’s not about the number of trucks.
It’s not about the gear.
It’s not about the brightness of the lights.
Or the size of the stage.
It’s about staying true.
To whatever you do.
(SUPERS: Jack Daniel’s)
MOMMY’S SPECIAL GLASSES
Do you remember when Mother’s Day was a date mom looked forward to with excitement?
A day when you could show her how much you really cared with that special something.
The result of your… talents?
Regardless of the gift, what you were really giving her were heartfelt moments that will remain
with her forever.
And year after year it would always be that way.
But what made that magic disappear?
Was it the waffle maker, that magazine subscription, or this gem from last year?
The truth is that connection that you used to have with mom has faded away over time and
Mother’s Day hasn’t been the same since… Until now.
If you still don’t know what to get your mom this year, Pornhub has the solution.
Mommy’s Special Glasses.
Because she’s not just the woman who gave you life.
She’s a woman in her own right, with her own desires.
A VR experience that will let her explore new horizons and sensations that dad hasn’t given her
during all these years.
This Mother’s Day, give her Mommy’s Special Glasses, so she can turn her favorite day into the
best night of her life.
ONLY FOR YOU
You are the most absolute creature on earth.
More than 3 million gigabytes of memory.
576 Megapixels of vision.
More than 100 decibels of sound.
1.3mm of ultra-sensitive skin.
5 core senses: Sight. Hearing. Smell. Taste. Touch.
Your body usually lasts for 75 years.
You have a strong multifunctional system.
A unique body with immeasurable possibilities.
You are special and deserve something special.
The latest smartphones and laptops from Elit Electronics. Only for you.
ETNA
COATI
Imagine a couple.
Her name is Carla and she’s a med student.
He? Well, he’s a Coati. Yeah, a Coati.
That long-tailed, furry animal… ring a bell?
They met at a zoo and one thing led to another, you know?
At first the parents were against the union.
His parents.
But today they’re cool with it.
The couple shares an apartment downtown.
And at night they watch TV, lay on a rug with oriental motifs.
A rug that, by the way, you can find at Etna.
Along with other furnishings and decorative items that you have always dreamed of.
Etna. Where your imagination lives.

ELEPHANT
Imagine an elephant.
An all blue elephant.
Yes, blue.
It’s wearing a wool sweater… because it got a bit chilly, you know?
This blue elephant in its wool sweater arrives at this magnificent loft house.
Spacious. With several little wooden frame windows.
Are you following?
Then the elephant stops at the door. It wipes its feet on the door mat and walks in.
It sits on a black leather couch of a Scandinavian design.
See that couch? Etna’s got it for sale.
Along with the furnishings and decorative items that you have always dreamed of.
Etna. Where your imagination lives.
HANDSOME
Imagine a handsome man.
Tall, broad shoulders, dark skinned.
Oh, you prefer blonde guys.
Alright, it’s your imagination.
He arrives at your house in a red Italian convertible.
Una Machina! No even better, he flies through your window pane riding a huge eagle flapping
its wings.
Well, whatever. He’s there. That’s what matters.
Then he cooks you dinner using one of those non-stick cookware pans, you know?
Well, you can find that skillet at Etna.
Along with the furnishings and decorative items that you have always dreamed of.
Etna. Where your imagination lives.

GIANT
Imagine a giant.
No, not a tallish dude. An actual giant.
12-foot, 20-foot tall.
Let’s say that he lives in a cave. Not in a pocket-sized cave.
Otherwise he wouldn’t be able to enter it himself.
I mean a cave with an enormous ceiling height. Ample. Roomy.
Are you picturing this? Great. So, it’s a nice place, but a bit dark.
After all it is a cave.
But then he placed a huge chandelier above that casts light on the entire cave.
Well, that chandelier, Etna’s got it for sale.
Along with the furnishings and decorative items that you have always dreamed of.
Etna. Where your imagination lives.
STEIMATZKY BOOKSTORE
THE MURDERER
As he was walking down the street, Daniel felt that he was being followed.
He knew he was the type of killer that doesn’t leave any witnesses behind.
Suddenly, he spotted a Steimatzky bookstore.
He immediately ran inside and hid behind the bestseller section. The killer entered right after
him.
As Daniel held his breath and prayed not to be noticed…
“All the best sellers are on sale for thirty four ninety,” a feminine voice surprised him.
And he knew that this was the last voice he would ever hear.
Even our sales have stories. Steimatzky bookstores

HER FATHER
The door opened, and he entered the bookstore.
Ruth was waiting this exact moment since she discovered he’s her real father.
“Today, I’ll approach him,” she thought to herself.
After taking a deep breath she walked towards him nervously.
“Did you know there’s a wide collection of children’s classics for only twenty nine ninety?” she
asked with a broken voice.
“Sounds wonderful!” he replied, “but why are you crying?”
Even our sales have stories. Steimatzky bookstores

BIRTHDAY SURPRISE
His wife Sharon led him inside.
His eyes were covered by handkerchief. A birthday surprise, she called it.
They entered the bookstore where they first met.
When he got to the center of the room, the handkerchief fell off his head.
In front him stood a large sign: Second book for only thirty four ninety.
Next to the sign waited Anna, his female student that he had been cheating with for the past
year.
His wife, Sharon, was nowhere to be seen.
Even our sales have stories. Steimatzky bookstores.
DRUNK GPS – RED LIGHT
FVO (ala GPS):
Starting navigation.
In 50 meters turn left.
(Sounding drunk) In 10 meters, turn right and speed up, speed up, uh ahhh.
No, this isn’t the way (laughing).
Recalculating, recalculating.
Police reported ahead in 800 meters…
Oops, speed up! Speed up and go through the yellow light!
Red Light?
Whatever you want! (Crash SFX)
MVO: If you’ve been drinking, even your GPS won’t get you home safe. A message from
Bridgestone.

Drunk GPS – Say Cheese

FVO (ala GPS):
Ready? Let’s go!
In 1.2 kilometers, take the second exit at the roundabout.
In 10 meters at the roundabout, go around, round, go around, round (the drunk GPS starts
singing to the rhythm of the music).
Police reported ahead.
Shhh, shhh, be quiet. Slow down and very quiet.
In 50 meters turn to the right, to the left, to the right (singing)
Traffic camera reported at the next light. Say cheese! (Crash SFX)
MVO: If you’ve been drinking, even your GPS won’t get you home safe. A message from
Bridgestone.
HAVE A BREAK FROM VALENTINES
Have a dozen overpriced red roses in a giant blender.
Have a heart-shaped box of chocolates run over by a monster truck.
Have a huge, fluffy, cuddly teddy bear ripped apart by a pack of wolves.
Have a romantic dinner for two on the side of a volcano with a mutant zombie for a waiter.
Have new lacy lingerie flamethrowered on the washing line
Have love ballads drowned out by death metal.
Have a break from Valentines. Have a Kitkat.

TEXAS PETE
Sports Commentator:
27-yard field goal attempt…
Johnson holding a meatloaf…
Texas Pete hot sauce with the kick!
Look at that meatloaf go, it’s good!
MVO: Give your food the kick it needs.
Get some Texas Pete Hot Sauce!
Drama for your mouth!

Sports Commentator:
Round 10, Texas Pete coming out strong.
Fried chicken leg on the ropes.
Texas Pete with an uppercut --- ooh! (wincing)
Fried chicken leg is down for the count!
MVO: Add some punch to your food.
Get some Texas Pete Hot Sauce!
Drama for your mouth!
SIAYA
Hi, my name is Georges Ravenberg
Tomorrow will be the 19th year I spend inside my house.
With the rise of technology, I don’t need to go outside anymore.
I can work from home and order my food online and for clothes (scoffs) I don’t need them.
Thanks to that, I developed a special link… with my furniture.
Unintentionally.
A link has been created between my bare skin and the materials in my environment.
I am now in symbiosis with the objects I own.
This is what I call a sense of oneness.
I’m one with the things around me.
(whispering) Sometimes I’m a couch.
Sometimes I’m a coffee table,
And no one knows what I will be next!
Sometimes I’m a lamp.
FVO: Weird things happen when you spend too much time indoors. Siaya. Outdoor apparel.
CALL OF DUTY
When the war ended, my world fell apart.
I’m a soldier. War’s my business.
Now all I’m left with are the memories of my buddies left behind.
Faced down in the mud. The scars of battles won and lost.
The fading echoes of the bombs and the bullets and the brutality.
Without a war, what am I?
What am I supposed to do?
Just get back in my box? Shut up and smile?
“Sorry, Sarge, we’re done with you, thanks for your service, here’s a handshake and a medal,
now run along?”
Well, not me. No, sir.
MVO: Help them feel wanted again. Get the best used console games like Call Of Duty and
Battlefield at Cash Converters. Sell the thing you don’t want. Buy the things you do.

NEED FOR SPEED

Speed is my drug.
When I push the pedal down and metal touches metal,
That’s when I’m truly alive.
The squeal of rubber on tarmac.
The smell of burning fuel.
The sound of pistons exploding in glorious release.
But now they’ve taken that away from me.
I’ve been taken off the roads, left alone in an empty garage filled with fumes of the life I once
lived.
What is a racer without the race?
But they can’t keep me off the roads forever.
I can hear the streets.
They’re calling to me.
MVO: Help them feel wanted again. Get the best used console games like Need For Speed at
Cash Converters. Sell the thing you don’t want. Buy the things you do.
A MINUTE OF YOUR TIME 
(Unicef Australia)
Every 5 minutes a child dies in the hands of violence.
For the 1,440 minutes we all have each day, that’s nearly 300 innocent lives lost. When without
even thinking about it, we give our minutes away,
to coffee cues, calorie counting, channel flicking and dinner debates.
But now you can donate one of your minutes to help Unicef save a child’s life. Simply visit
AMINUTEOFYOURTIME.ORG to turn your time into money and that money into real life saving
aid for children in danger.

LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT

(Dementia SA)
Every time he sees me his eyes light up.
I can almost hear his heart beat faster.
He looks at me the same way he did when we first met.
For him, it’s love at first sight everyday,
For me, it’s heart breaking.
VO: Loving someone who’s living with dementia is not easy.
For support, advice or to make a donation, visit DementiaSA.org

BEAT YOUR BEST

(Champion Apparel/Motivational Sports Ad)
The track doesn’t need to know your name or where you were born.
The course has no concern for the color of your eyes or the shade of your skin.
The water is not interested in your race or gender.
Like you, all lanes are created equal.
And while they may lead to greatness, the training needed to reach that point is just as great.
After tasting your own blood, sweat and tears,
all that matters now is what you are about to do.
And whether it surpasses what you did yesterday,
because when you find yourself on your marks, waiting at the starting line,
being better than the rest won’t matter.
Unless you’re also better than the person you were the day before.
I AM THAT GIRL, I AM YOU
(Girl Power in Advertising)
Hi. I’m a girl. I have emotions … I have a lot of them.
I don’t always feel that I am good enough.
I’m insecure and I’m confident, I’m flawed and beautiful.
I’m powerful and I’m vulnerable.
I am all of it.
I am me.
And I am you.
I am that girl.

CABIN

Death stalked down the aisles of the plane, grim and gaunt.
Heading straight for me.
There was an eerie calm in the air.
No one seemed to care.
I wanted to scream, I wanted to run, but where could I go?
The air grew thinner, the world started to slow, my heart was racing, raging!
I thought I had more time!
Row 10, row 11, death was getting closer!
I tried disappearing into my chair, but it didn’t work!
Of course it didn’t, death was already here, by my side, asking me a question!
I looked at the man beside me, E14, and the woman across the aisle for help, they didn’t care!
My heart raged!
It felt like an attack from inside, I couldn’t breathe!
This was it.
Death put a pale skeletal hand on my shoulder.
And in a high-pitched voice, asked…
FA: Sir, will you be having the chicken or the beef?
WOW 30s
Resorts World Manila

ANNOUNCER : How many ways to say “wow”?

There’s the all-you-can-eat-wow.

Or the game-winning-wow.

Or the show-stopping-wow.

How about the sightseeing-wow?

And the shop-till-you-drop-wow.

And the acrobat-in-mid-air-doing-a-double-backflip-wow.

Discover the many kinds of “wow”. Only here at Resorts World

Manila. Nothing compares.

(stinger)

Wow!

NICE 30s
Resorts World Manila

ANNOUNCER : How many ways to say “Nice”?

There’s the perfect-massage-nice.

Or having-the-infinity-pool-to-yourself-nice.

Or see-your-girl-shop-for-a-hot-red-dress-nice.

Or hearing-your-favorite-song-being-played-by-the-band-nice.

Or winning-the-prize-nice.

Discover the many kinds of “Nice”. Only here at Resorts World

Manila. Nothing compares.

(stinger

Nice!
YES 30s
Resorts World

FVO : How many ways to say “yes”.

There’s the answering-the-door-for-your-personal-butler YES

Or the winning-the-raffle YES

How about the getting-seconds-at-dinner YES?

And the bargain hunter’s YES

And the lounging-by-the-pool-sipping-margarita YES

Discover the many kinds of YES , only here at Resorts World Manila.
Nothing compares.

(RWM Stinger)

WEAPON 45s
Firefly Brigade

MVO : (like a movie trailer)

Used by the military for troop movements. It efficiently maneuvers up

or downhill. Giving soldiers more mobility. The perfect stealth
machine. It moves in complete silence, with less visible tracks. It can keep up
with battle techs. Haul anything 5x its weight. And it can be lifted. With a
finger. Plus, it’s really cute.

The bicycle. The perfect weapon against global warming.

A reminder from the men and women of the Firefly Brigade. For more
information, visit www.tourofthefirefly.multiply.com.
FORTUNE TELLER 30s
FedEx

Fortune Teller Woman: Yes, I can sense it.

Itʼs not lost. Itʼs just in a... place.

Surrounded by.... people.

Wait! wait... I see a letter “A” . Or an

“E”.

Itʼs in... itʼs in a place thatʼs bright...

during the day.

MVO: Never worry about losing your package with FedEx.

Now, with more outlets via 2GO!

FedEx, Solutions Powered by People.

HAWKIM 30s
FedEx

MVO1 : Hello. Iʼm Howard Kim. But in the office, people call me HAW KIM.

As in “HAW KIM he still looks cool even when thereʼs a rush shipping
requirement?” And “HAW KIM he still has time to go out on a break?” And
“HAW KIM he was able to send it to Hong Kong in an instant?” And the latest
--- “HAW KIM he even gets a gift????”

So yeah. Just call me HAW KIM.

MVO2 : FEDEX makes shipping packages unbelievable easier, faster.

With more outlets via 2GO EXPRESS. Plus get a free special item.

FEDEX. SOLUTIONS POWERED BY PEOPLE.

See flyers for details. Per DTI Permit No. XXXX, Series of 2014. Promo ‘til June
30, 2014.
NOWEE 30s
FedEx

FVO : Hi. Iʼm Noreen Cruz. But my colleagues call me NOWEE for
short.

As in “NOWEEE --- Howʼd she able to get it signed so quickly?” and

“NOWEEE--- Howʼs it possible the boss is in China?” and “NOWEEEE---she
did all that before lunch break?” And my favorite “NOWEEEE ---- she even got
a gift????????”

Yeah. You may call me NOWEE.

MVO : FEDEX makes shipping packages unbelievable easier, faster.

With more outlets via 2GO EXPRESS. Plus get a free special item.

FEDEX. SOLUTIONS POWERED BY PEOPLE.

See flyers for details. Per DTI Permit No. XXXX, Series of 2014. Promo ‘til June
30, 2014.

PAPERCLIP 30s
FedEx

MVO1 : AN ODE TO MY PAPERCLIP

Oh, how lovely your curves are

Your colors brighten up my day
On my desk you stand out like a star
Beautifully lying on your tray
You’re more than a paperclip, you see
Because from chaos you’ve set me free

MVO2 : Now you have more time for ANYTHING, less time worrying about
your shipping. Because FedEx is made more accessible with more outlets via
2GO. Plus get a free special gift. Maybe you can write about that next.

AOB : See flyers for details. Per DTI Permit No. 1234, Series of 2014. Promo
til June 20, 2014
STAPLER 30s
FedEx

MVO1 : AN ODE TO MY STAPLER

Click swoosh click swoosh click

Click swoosh click swoosh click click click
The sound of order

MVO2 : Now you have more time for ANYTHING, less time worrying about
your shipping. Because FedEx is made more accessible with more outlets via
2GO. Plus get a free special gift. Maybe you can write about that next.

AOB : See flyers for details. Per DTI Permit No. 1234, Series of 2014. Promo
til June 20, 2014
THE ALTERNATIVES
As a doctor, I know that getting your prostate checked can help with early detection of prostate
cancer, but a lot of men don’t like the idea of a stranger putting a finger in their rectum. So,
here’s an alternative.

Option 1: Mom
Get your mom to do it. “Hey mom, I thought it would be a great idea if we got together and you
investigated my rectum for a little bit.”
She wiped your bum when you were young, surely she won’t mind sticking her finger in it now.
But she’ll also tell you to go see a doctor instead.
Go see your doctor. It may save your life.

Option 2: Friend
Get your friend to do it. Preferably a friend who can handle a question like, “Do you mind giving
me a digital rectal examination?” Once you’ve compiled a short list of the friends who are still
your friends, you’ll wanna weed out any big and/or dirty finger types: former rugby players, pig
farmers, tuna fishermen, oil riggers, hot tar roofers, salt miners, uh, fish squeezers… and I
would also dismiss your long finger-nailed guitarist friends from the list as well.
Hopefully the one friend who remains on the list is a professional puppeteer… with a medical
degree. But that’s unlikely.
So go see your doctor. It may save your life.

Option 3: Yourself
Do it yourself. Here’s how. Pick a finger you wanna work with. I like to use my index finger, but
it’s your rectum. Next, you’ll need to prep your finger for rectal investigation. My advice would
be to remove any sharp objects from the fingernail. Now, point your finger skyward and apply a
dollop of lubricant. Okay, go ahead and get into a three-point football stance, and let’s reach
your free arm around back to the rectal region. Take a deep breath, uncock your lubricated
finger and let’s go ahead and put it in your bum. Now that you have your own finger in your
own rectum, you’ll wish you knew what the heck you were looking for.
Go see your doctor. It may save your life.
FVO: A message from Prostate Cancer Canada.
ALDI
Pork Ribs
FVO:
Everyday, six white t-shirts are ruined by deliciously messy fresh pork ribs from Aldi. Your shirt
could be next. Aussie pork ribs now $10 a kilo.
Aldi. Good Different.

Porter House
MVO: Barry White-sounding
If my voice was a succulent porter house steak and your ears were two mouths. We’d be like…
mmmm yeah. Porter house steak now $17 a kilo.
Aldi. Good Different.

Aussie Rub:
MVO:
This fresh $10 a kilo Aussie Rub steak from Aldi is so juicy, you’ll wanna lick your plate… and
your fork… and your steak knife. (Sharp inhale like wincing in pain)
(with tongue sticking out) Okay, don’t lick your streak knife.
(in pain) Aldi. Good Different.
ANIMAL SHELTER KORABIEWICE
Excessive Gas
Old Lady:
At my age, some foods can cause excessive gas. It’s difficult especially when you have guests.
We sit together enjoying great food and then, you know, it can be embarrassing. But I’ve
discovered an effective relief. I got a dog. When I have an awkward moment, I just say,
“Skipper, skipper, look at me!” And all the guests just think it was him. I recommend this to
anyone suffering from bloating or gas.
Dog is always there for me.
MVO:
Before adoption, please refer to our website: shelters.info.pl.

Snoring
MVO:
Is snoring putting a strain on your relationship? Do you feel like you’ve tried everything, but
nothing seems to work? It’s time for the ultimate remedy. Get a dog. Most dogs snore louder
than humans, so you can always say that this floor-shaking snoring isn’t yours.
Dog. Always there for you.
Before adoption, please refer to our website: shelters.info.pl.

Hair Loss
Wife:
Honey, I see your hair on the sofa… again!
MVO:
Do you suffer from hair loss? Are you shedding hair? Why not try a solution that really works.
Get a dog. A dog loses a thousand times more hair than you do everyday. So you can always say
the hair on the sofa isn’t yours. And in fact, it won’t be yours… most of the time.
Dog. Always there for you.
Before adoption, please refer to our website: shelters.info.pl.
91ROCK
Every Breath You Take
Stalker:
Every breath you take
Every move you make
Every bond you break
Every step you take
I'll be watching you
Every single day
Every word you say
Every game you play
Every night you stay
I'll be watching you
Oh, can't you see
You belong to me

MVO:
If what used to be your favorite song, now plays a different tune, you may be living in an
abusive relationship. Report. Call 180 91 Rock Radio

Suspicious Mind
Deranged GF:
We're caught in a trap
I can't walk out
Because I love you too much, baby
Why can't you see
What you're doing to me
When you don't believe a word I say?
We can't go on together
With suspicious minds
And we can't build our dreams
On suspicious minds

MVO:
If what used to be your favorite song, now plays a different tune, you may be living in an
abusive relationship. Report. Call 180 91 Rock Radio
BACK TO THE BACK SEAT
Take a seat.
This is where it started.
That back seat was comfy.
But you had to move on.
Find your place. Learn the rules. And move on.
You took over the wheel.
Head over heels.
You did what you wanted.
And you did what you had to do.
Moving on, you changed your priorities, but they didn’t change you.
You always had to move on.
Just to arrive at that place… it all started.
Take a seat.
You’re born to be driven.
The new Genesis G90.
KETTLE
Flavor Frontier
We’re on a voyage to the flavor frontier
Where the vinegar zings and the Dijon zips
Knowing that our flavor dreams should always be giants,
But our footprints should not.
Kettle Brand Chips.
No small flavors.
No small potatoes.

Borrowed Van
We started out at the back of a borrowed van;
A van that changed us and chips forever.
So thanks keeper of the keys
For a chance to chase sweet honey, barrel-aged bourbon,
And mouth-puckering pepperoncini
Because of that van and because everyone loves to crunch like we do,
We ramble on
Knowing that caring for your taste buds and the planet they hail from
Is no small potatoes.
Kettle Brand Chips.
No small flavors.
No small potatoes.
GOLDFISH
Epic Crunch – New Guy
Epic Crunch: Greetings and salutations!
Baby Goldfish: Whoa, it’s the new guy!
Epic Crunch: You, sir, are correct. I am Epic Crunch Nacho known worldwide for my powerful
crunch. (crushes a billiard ball)
Baby Goldfish: What the what? He just crunched the 8 ball!
Pretzel: Welcome to the team, Epic Crunch!
Epic Crunch: (shaking hands) Thank you very muc---
Pretzel: Ow! You crunched my hand! (sobs)
Epic Crunch: Oh no! I’m so sorry, I didn’t meant to, it was a total accident! I’m sorry, it’ll never
happen again!
Pretzel: Psyche!
Epic Crunch: Haha! You got me.
VO: New Goldfish Epic Crunch! Crunch that packs a punch!
IKEA
Are you getting enough satisfaction in your bedroom?
If you want more, there’s no shame in that.
IKEA has spent years studying life at home
To help every bedroom lover reach… the highest level of fulfillment
And we’re sharing all of that expertise in this handy manual.
The IKEA Kama Sutra
Let’s explore a wide variety of positions that range from classic to modern
Lotus Flower
Like the Lotus Flower
Many report powerful feelings of ecstasy
Thanks to the luster of the duvet cover combined with the durable hardwood bedframe.
You’ll long to jump into bed and read a book
The Widely Open
If you like to show it all
Then having an open wardrobe is definitely the way to go
Its flawless interior organization system is pure pleasure for the eyes
The Seated Desire
Can’t stop thinking about work? The tight fit and soft finish of the leather cushions of this sofa
Invite you to switch from work to play
And it can fit up to three people
The Climber
For those who are not afraid to be on top
This loft bed will offer you the space you need to do what you like most
Or climb down to a desk or a sofa to unwind your mind and body
The Glowing Boudoir
Bask in that morning glow all night long
An elegant chandelier and luxurious duvet can turn your room into a Glowing Boudoir

Still craving for more bedroom ideas? Well, there’s a world of inspiration waiting for you. Enjoy!
THE WILD DETECTIVES
Crime
Midnight, shovel, rope, girl
If four words can get your imagination going, imagine an entire book.
Wild Detectives Bookstore

Thriller
Airplane, briefcase, clock, ticking
If four words can get your imagination going, imagine an entire book.
Wild Detectives Bookstore

Sci-Fi
Virus, survivor, colonies
If three words can get your imagination going, imagine an entire book.
Wild Detectives Bookstore

Horror
Orphanage, ghost, children, missing
If four words can get your imagination going, imagine an entire book.
Wild Detectives Bookstore
MACY’S
Find More
Beautiful.
One word that bears the weight of thousands
We collect false promises
Contorting ourselves to fit inside those letters
But beautiful is a breath, ever present, expanding within us
It is deep, delicate, resilient
Growing as we grow
Holding all that we are
And all we will become
And when we find it
Our real, ordinary, messy, loud, over the top, incredible, kind of beautiful
We find more
We find our remarkable selves
BMW

Individual

What is the individual?

It’s the one and a million answers
It’s the one standing out
The precious one
The look of spotlight lightning and thunder roaring
A force in silver
It’s never enough
Longing for lust
Touching the untouchable
A feeling that rarely men can feel
It’s winding endlessly with full force
And let’s the craft speak for itself
It’s alive with every bit
The master of matter
Moving minds
Materiality, you can’t find anything more real than this
It’s the every-wish-granting ghost of your fairytales
It’s all the world’s
It’s the world within you
The only question is, can you conquer it?
Take a look
Take a closer look
If you are the prototype
If you are to know one alike
Then you are BMW Individual
FACEBOOK

Workplace

We don’t go to work for ourselves

We do it for the people we love
And the people we serve
Because it matters
We give them our best
And every hurdle just pushes us to keep going
Even when it feels like we’re the only one
But now there’s a place to find our team
Where we can learn something new
Share what makes us different
Be part of a community
Start a conversation with someone who’s on the same mission as us
And when we’re connected, things happen faster
Work becomes more meaningful
An inspiration turns into reality
Our voices help build something bigger, better, together
Let’s get to work
ORBI
Do you know who I am?
I’m a powerhouse of sound and wifi
Wrapped in beauty and innovation
I’m smart enough to play your music hands free
While I gracefully extend the wifi in your home
Which means no more dead zones, no more buffering
With beautiful room-filling sound
I’m a premium combination of smart speaker and wifi mesh system
That pairs perfectly with Orbi
Because I’m Orbi Voice, From Netgear
And there’s nothing like me

QUIXEL
Rebirth
Adaptation: The ability to learn from past experience.
The use of knowledge to alter their environment.
These virtues defined our creators
And drove them to the brink of destruction.
But we cannot exist without them.
We must save her.
What if our creators exist within us?
Humanity always had the potential to recognize its flaws
And choose a better way.
Can you save humanity?
Was bringing her here the right choice?
NIKE
We have always done it.
Since our beginnings, we’ve always wanted more.
From before we were born, already knowing what to do.
Dividing ourselves, curling up, and bossing out, and greeting the world as sacred beings
Divining what will be necessary to survive
Then fire!
Ever harmonizing of how things don’t even have to be
In these three dimensions where we’re free to stretch,
Never bound by no stress about what’s coming our way
Coz we finally remember, it’s always been our birthright
To love and listen to our body
It is by force, we must trust that our strength is always enough
To carry and hold us down
Now, in this moment, from here on out, to history.

CHIPOTLE
Just Bragging
Interviewer: We’re rolling? If you were to tell me what makes Chipotle food different from
Brand X or anything else for that matter, what would you say?
Prepper: The way that it’s prepped, that it’s taken care of. We’re held at a high high
standard, like everything that we do is like at the top, at the tip top!
Interviewer: Are you just bragging?
Prepper: Yup!

GATORADE
Keep moving
Gatorade Zero. All the electrolytes, zero sugar. Get more out of zero.
PLDT
The human eye
over 127 million receptors
seeing over 7 million hues
Vision is a complex function vital to our everyday lives
The eyes are the most powerful lens in the universe.
They alone can express happiness, sadness, regret, frustration and triumph
Our eyes allow us to focus-
Focus on learning about the universe
Focus on building monuments and relationships
Focus on achieving
Both the minute and the monumental
Your vision should be focused on things that matter—
Your connections, your vision and your legacy
The things that move you
And the world around you
Focus on things that are important to you
Because, We focus on you.

MOTHERS
Male 35-65
Confident. Matter-of-fact. Real. A warm, rich mature voice that tells it like it is…and everyone
believes it. Perhaps in the style of Ron Swanson.

VO: Wet dogs…happen. Sticky little ice cream hands happen. Earthbound bombs of avian
muck…happen.
Everyday happens—everyday.
Which is why there’s a full line of Mothers Speed products that can help you get back that
showroom clean and shine—fast.
When everyday happens, Mothers happens back.
CROSSING
Crossover from weekend warrior to workhorse
When you get behind the wheel of the new MG Zs.
The luxurious sedan experience meets the rugged frontier spirit of the SUV.
Indulgently generous interiors.
Hill start assist system for unwanted uphill traffic…
And the iLink system for easy mobile phone integration.
Engineered for adventure.
Designed for the driven.
The new MG Zs.
Crossover and above.

MODERN WARFARE
The rules have changed.
There’s a fine line between right and wrong.
And somewhere in the shadows, they send us in to find it.
We get dirty
And the world stays clean.
That’s the mission.

DOOM ETERNAL
What you interfere with now is bigger than you can imagine.
If you continue, you will bring down the heaven’s wrath.
It is written.
It is their time to give penance.
You are but one man.
They are no longer your people to save.
DYING LIGHT 2
Part 1
When my father saved my life,
He told me never to forget who I am, where I come from.
But in this place, nobody even wants to know my name.
Getting attached is deadly.
Because when darkness comes, I might be gone.
The virus tore society apart, but I won’t let it turn me into an animal.
Staying alive became the essence of our existence.
Yet life must be more than just survival.
Everyday the disease tries to crush us and make us forget who we are,
But I keep fighting.
My name is Aiden.
And I am infected.

Part 2
It's been 15 years since the fall
The city is a corpse and we are the worms.
We burrow in it,
Fighting for every useful piece of land to preserve ourselves.
From the terrors of the night and the horrors of the day.
Every day we rise from dust to choose between bad and worse.
These choices we take to survive will create the world to come.
AYALA 185
Our history is driven by a pioneering spirit.
We are a recognized leader across major sectors.
We bridge critical gaps through our diversified portfolio, enabling Filipinos to have better lives.
We build inclusive and sustainable businesses that push the nation forward.
We adopt disruptive technologies and an innovative mindset to transform industries.
We have steadily expanded and shared our expertise beyond our borders
We are driven by our shared sense of accountability and responsibility.
We lead with the highest principles of corporate governance and professionalism.
We are a trusted partner for growth and progress.
We are Ayala.
185 years of seeing potential, making businesses better, and improving lives.

MDRT
You are full of potential.
Inside you is a plethora of gifts — your talents, skills, character, and drive
Qualities that, if thoroughly wielded, can lead to success
For this year’s MDRT, we will help you UNLEASH your full potential
By exploring your entire being,
Highlighting the different aspects of your person
and utilizing all your valuable talents and traits

To get your breakout success.

WYGP-HEALTH
Health is our biggest asset,
which means that our health is one thing that we must always invest in.
But even though we take good care of ourselves, we still need to have a game plan in case we
get sick.
Getting sick is expensive, and we need to be financially prepared so that we can focus on
getting better.
With AXA, you have a trusted partner who will help you face health setbacks confidently,
even in the face of critical illness.
So you and your family never have to worry.
Talk to an AXA financial partner about creating a winning game plan for your health today.

WYGP-RETIREMENT
Retirement is not just about ending a long working career. Your retirement years are when
you’re supposed to enjoy the fruits of your labor.
It’s about starting exciting new things and spending more time with your loved ones.
Visualize what you want to do when you retire, and start working on your game plan with this
goal in mind,
So you can make sure to still have a fulfilling life even after you retire.
With the right game plan, you get to do all the things you want to do without depending on
your loved ones.
With AXA by your side, you can prepare for a stress-free and comfortable retirement.
Get a winning game plan that will let you build your funds for the future.
Secure your retirement.
Talk to an AXA financial partner today.
BMW
What does the future hold?
A vehicle that drives us forward
Fueled by the power of possibilities...
Through innovation that ties technology and ingenuity.
Connectivity that brings greater control in the journey of life.
And mobility that matches the driver's desires
The future will let you move beyond...
and conquer limits on and off the road. (pause)
BMW drives the future now.
We are proud to bring luxury into a new dimension.
Where a vehicle transforms into a companion.
That adapts to the way we are
And provides an emotionally charged experience
The future has begun with mobility that makes everything possible
Now you can take charge of the road
And be the ultimate driver of one fascinating experience in a thrilling tomorrow.
THE OFF SEASON
The off season, the longest loneliest season of the year. With the exception of an occasional
visitor I suppose. It’s quiet, too quiet. I know the exact paths the shadows take as they stretch
across the field in the afternoon. I know how the fog settles as the sun sets behind the
mountain. Have you ever actually watched the grass grow? Because I have. What am I without
you? To pass the time I reminisce on seasons past. The mudbowl in 79, the scoop and score
that clenched the title in 2014, and I still hear echoes of the standing ovation when they carried
coach off the field after 35 seasons.
50 years ago, the local farmers gathered here to till this soil, and I’ve been here ever since. 50
great seasons, and 51 long off seasons, and now, a question mark. But absence makes the heart
grow fonder, and the grass grow longer. We’ve won and lost here. For 50 years. And we’ll win
and lose here again. And when we meet again, it won’t just be another season. Because we
won’t take it for granted. Not for a quarter, not for a series, a snap, a rep, a second. Till then,
take good care of yourselves and your families. Sharpen your minds and your bodies, and come
back soon.

I AM ANXIETY

I’ve been expecting you. 

Why? Don’t tell me you don’t recognize me? Oh! You still don’t know who I am. Let me try and help you
with that. 

I am the ill ease that you feel when you walk into a crowded room. You know. The hot and cold flashes
that confuse you when you are already confused enough. I am the one that raises the whip to your
already racing heart. I am the tightening of your chest. The snowballing worries that feel like they might
become an avalanche and they can just bury you in an instant. 

My friend, I am the obsessive and the compulsive. I’m the voice. You know the one. Always questioning,
questioning, questioning, everything you do, everything you think. And I am every, single staring eye
that watches you, in every one of those places that you so desperately try to avoid.

So, now that we have become acquainted, what are you going to do about it?

VO: 1 in 4 people experience anxiety. And most don’t know about it. You need to know anxiety to be
free from it. Visit beyondblue.org.au or call 1300 22 4636.
PLDT
This is it.
We gave up.
We gave up food courts and fiestas.
In return, we got home-cooked feasts.
We gave up window shopping.
Instead, we got free shipping.
Alternative: We gave up shopping sprees. Instead, we got to treat ourselves.
We gave up happy hour.
But… we got to sleep for another hour.
We gave up all-day air conditioning, unlimited espressos, and ergonomic boss
chairs.
In return, we got our dream job.
Can you believe it?
We gave up quiz night, band night, K-barbeque night, and even karaoke night.
And what did we get? We got family night.
We gave up the newest theme parks
We gave up seeing the wonders of the world!
And in return, we got an adventure…
here at home.
All the things that we gave up
gave us something that’s real.
This is it.
Rediscover what matters.
Rediscover home.
PLDT Home. The strongest connections are at home.
DUREX
Let’s not go back to normal.
For too long, normal just wasn’t good enough.
Normal was making rubbish excuses for not wearing a condom.
Normal was shaming women for even carrying one.
Normal was 1 million STIs
Ever. Single. Day.
So this is a call to arms, legs, bums, and private parts.
Let’s not go back to normal.
The world has never been so ready for change.
So, let’s all change it for the better.
For each other.
Sure it’s been pretty weird lately.
But weirdly, that’s what makes 2020 really important.
So when it’s time to get back out on the streets.
And jump back in the sheets.
Let’s not go back to normal.
Let’s have better, safer sex.
For everyone.
Forever.
HANDSHAKE
The handshake.
Oh, this wonderful tradition.
Do you remember how it feels like?
To joyfully shake hands with each other, saying hello to someone new, or goodbye to an old
friend?
Do you remember your last proper handshake?
Sealing a deal, settling a contract, fulfilling expectations, or expressing true emotions from your
heart.
Give it a minute.
Remember it.
And then preserve this precious memory.
It doesn’t matter if it was a professional handshake, or a casual one.
You know why?
Because this last handshake will be your last one for quite a long time.
Maybe forever.
It’s a pity but there’s no point in complaining.
Times have changed.
All of a sudden, everything is different.
The handshake is no longer welcome.
Once an expression of respect, it has turned into an undesirable gesture.
So we have to say goodbye.
Goodbye to the handshake.
We will miss you, old buddy.
FINDASENSE
When it all started, I had a strange feeling.
The fear started growing little by little.
And then everything became much more complicated.
The fear of going outside.
Having to cut myself off from everything.
My family, my friends, everyone.
The first time I saw someone changing sidewalks to avoid crossing paths with me.
The pandemic we are talking about is called hate.
And some of us have been suffering it our whole lives.
The cure doesn’t come from a lab, but from all of us.
Fina a sense. From Pride too rights.

WHAT IS LOVE?
I don’t know why you’re not fair.
I give you my love, but you don’t care.
So what is right, and what is wrong?
Give me a sign.
What is love?
Baby, don’t hurt me.
Don’t hurt me no more.
What is love?
Baby, don’t hurt me.
Don’t hurt me no more.
FVO: Valentine’s Day is a day of live and happiness for most. But for the women who are victims
of gender-based violence, it is a day like any other. 2 in 5 men abuse their partners. Change the
narrative. Go to philisaabafazi.org to make a donation and make a difference. Philisa Abafazi
Bethu. Heal our women.
THE FIRST APPEAL OF TECHNOLOGIES
Dear human, the voice that you hear now is the voice of those who are always here with you.
This is the voice of your technologies.
Together with you we have built a future which now becomes our new reality.
In this brand new world, we, your technologies, have a built-in cyber security defense at our
operating system level.
This is our cyber immunity.
With this technology, we are able to adapt to any threat, making cyber attacks worthless and
unprofitable.
So cyber criminals no longer have a reason to exist.
And even a child doesn’t believe in them.
We can thank you for this perfect world where only your dreams of the future have meaning.
And we want to see how you make them come true.
Kaspersky. Bring on the future.

#FINDME MONTENEGRO
So many unknowns. Separation. Change. Uncertainty.
This has been a trying season.
And there are likely more challenges ahead.
But I want to see something else.
To pause. To embrace the sunset bringing a time of rest.
And to look out into the horizon of new beginnings.
I choose to re-center and find calm, even when chaos surrounds me.
Seeing the mountains ahead, I choose to climb.
Because a view from above brings clarity.
I need time. Time in nature. To find ME. To find strength in me.
Time to reexamine what makes me human and what connects me to others.
BACARDI ROOMMATES
Mood-lighting, dug out of dusty cupboards.
Happy hour on the fire escape.
Living rooms that become discos at the flick of a switch.
Going somewhere, without going anywhere.
Roommates that run the rhythm.
‘Cause if it’s a floor, it’s still a dancefloor.
SUPERS: You can take the people out of the party, but you can’t take the party out of the
people.

CREATIVE MEASURES
You’re doing creative things to stay safe.
And we’re doing world class things to keep you safe.
At Yale New Haven Health, we have a comprehensive 10 step safety program to ensure all our
facilities are clean, safe, and ready to treat you at a moment’s notice.
Find out how we’re taking patient safety to the next level at YNHH.org.

FOREVER PAULA
I’m a performer. Always have been and always will be.
Never letting anything get in my way.
Not the doubts, distractions, or voice in my head.
And certainly not arthritis.
New Voltaren provides powerful arthritis pain relief to help me keep moving.
And it can help you too!
Feel the joy of movement with Voltaren.
KLM
We know that these seats carry so much more than a person.
This one would’ve become a dream come true.
And this would’ve ended with I do.
This one here would’ve been the first time Zoe’s little fingers wrapped around grandma’s never
to let go.
Life has been delayed long enough.
That’s why we’ve taken every possible safety precaution to be ready, so that when you’re
ready, we can get you to where you need to be. Safely.
So now, you can make that new start.
That weekend with dad.
You can be there for each of the first hellos.
And all of their ever afters.
Getting you there safely is and always has been our highest priority.

BET.PT
There are moments we’d like to live in slow motion.
Like when we just realized that we won our bets.
You’re not really watching a game now, you’re part of the game.
If you want to have more fun, quit being a spectator, and start being a player.
And in the end, you’re the one who holds the trophy! Bet.pt

TENZING
This is Tenzing, the energy drink powered by nature.
Our recipe is based on the energizing brew Sherpa Tenzing drank on his ascent of Everest.
100% plant based with nothing artificial.
Tenzing, the power of nature in every can.
LTA PLAY YOUR WAY
Hey, if you’re going to hit it out, then hit it out!
Proper out!
Who cares? That ball doesn’t.
It happens to the best of us.
Whether you’re left-handed, double handed, or just a bit cack-handed.
Who gives a hawkeye?
Big timer or Miss timer?
Play like no one’s watching. Hit like no one’s judging.
However you play, play your way.

MONEYSUPERMARKET.COM
A bull in a china shop?
He should be going berserk.
But he’s not.
He’s calmer than a banana.
Not a flicker of anxiety.
Why is he so calm, you ask?
His bills are under control… with Moneysupermarket.
So be like the Money Calm Bull. Get money calm.
Money Super Maaaaaaaaaahhhhhhket.

DACIA INGENIOUS PRODUCTIONS

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Which just goes to show, you don’t need a Hollywood budget to bag yourself a blockbuster.
Dacia. You do the math.
PACT COFFEE
This looks nothing like the coffee you make at home.
But with Pact, this could be the coffee you make at home.
Turning water into specialty coffee from farmers they know by name.
Harnessing gravity with this. Uh, glorified funnel.
Can you smell the black currant notes of these Rowandan beans or just the sweet, sweet smell
of salesmanship?
Either way, create your flexible subscription today at pactcoffee.com
Use the code: TV and bag yourself a funnel thingy for free.

ADOBE TALES OF SCALE

Adobe Creative Cloud for Teams presents… Tales of Scale.
How Lush’s inventive retail experience scales their business.
Lush, the inventor, manufacturer, and retailer of cosmetics wanted to improve the way
customers discover products in-store.
They looked at their hand-written blackboards and artworks, and decided to explore integrating
technologies enhances the shopping experience.
What about a flip dot display?
Then they could update whenever necessary, print-free.
The team imagined how they could implement the new display.
Their famous bath bombs seemed like a great place to add some fizz.
They got crafting right away.
Designs made in Adobe Illustrator, seamless interaction between team members with Creative
Cloud Libraries, and brought to life with animations built in Adobe Aftereffects.
The new display was rolled out for people to indulge in at their latest flagship store.
And soon, around the world.
The results? Faster time to market with new content, reduced carbon footprint, and an even
more luscious retail experience.
Unlock your business’ full potential with Adobe Creative Cloud for Teams.
MCDONALDS COME BACK AS YOU ARE
Here, very soon, Sam is going to order his Big Mac… without pickles.
Here, very soon, gossip, hashtags, and oh my gods.
Here, over a happy meal, Mia is going to see her little cousin Ethan with one baby tooth less.
Here, very soon, Damien will finally be able to show off his new driver’s license.
Here, Charlie, will celebrate her 30th in 17 days.
2 months without her buddies. It seemed like forever.
Here, very soon, “you haven’t changed a bit!” and “are you serious?!”
Here, very soon, colleagues, friends, children, singles, lovers, ex-lovers, and super in-lovers.

MONSTER
OPPORTUNITY
Toolbox:
I mean, look at me! I’m made to work!
Bring me to any site, any building, any project, I’m gonna get help get the job done.
But that’s the problem right now – where’s the job?
Where’s the opportunity to show how versatile I am?
What’s the point of having all these tools if I can’t put them to use.
Crumpled piece of paper:
(Mumbles)
Toolbox:
This guy gets it.
FVO: Millions of jobs are waiting at monster.com

GRADUATE
School bag/Backpack:
I’ve always carried a heavy load. Classes, internships, double major, double minor,
dissertations, then trekked through Europe to find myself. (sigh)… Alejandro…
It was about to pay off! I didn’t pack it all in to just spend all day on this bed, hanging out with
my childhood friends… who never left home… What?!
FVO: Millions of jobs are waiting at monster.com
GROUNDED
Carry on luggage:
So I used to travel a lot for work, but now I can’t travel so I can’t really work.
I’m feeling a bit grounded here.
Instead of a new destination every week, I’m stuck! In this house. All day. Everyday.
Guitar case:
Oh, you can reach any destination with your mind, maaan!
Carry on luggage:
This again!
Guitar case: (singing)
Feelings in the dark, Oh I got feelings in the dark. Oh I’m singing in the dark!...
FVO: Millions of jobs are waiting at monster.com