Matchbox Dreams
Matchbox Dreams
DOUGLAS SCHWARTZ
Copyright © 2019 by Douglas Schwartz
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FOREWORD
Toddler dreams are usually just snapshots, looking much more like
a slide show than a movie when compared to the dreams of adults.
They heavily feature animals and other familiar sights, like images
of people eating. According to Foulkes, “Children’s dream
life…seems to be similar to their waking imagination and narration,”
he explains in his study, Children’s Dreaming and the Development of
Consciousness. “Animals carry human concerns and readily become
objects of identification.”
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Understandably, dreams can confuse small kids. Pre-schoolers often
think their dreams are magically placed in their heads by someone
else, or by God.
In this age range, kids begin seeing moving images and characters in
action. Dreams now include multiple events strung together, one
after the other. Kids start developing greater ability to remember
dreams. Still, that’s not always the case: When roused during REM
sleep, 25% of the kids in Foulkes’ studies had no recollection of
dreaming, a trend that continues through age 9.
Are you wondering what your kids are doing in their dreams? Good
question, but the answer is…nothing! The “character of the self”
hasn’t even made an appearance yet!
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aggression and misfortune. In contrast, children’s dreams are
embroidered with positive emotions.
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Children learn to love the sound of language before they even notice
the existence of printed words on a page. Reading books aloud to
children stimulates their imagination and expands their
understanding of the world. It helps them develop language and
listening skills and prepares them to understand the written word.
When the rhythm and melody of language become a part of a child's
life, learning to read will be as natural as learning to walk and talk.
Although the life of a parent is often hectic, you should try to read
with your child at least once a day at a regularly scheduled time. But
don't be discouraged if you skip a day or don't always keep to your
schedule. Just read to your child as often as you possibly can.
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If you have more than one child, try to spend some time reading
alone with each child, especially if they're more than 2 years apart.
However, it's also fine to read to children at different stages and ages
at the same time. Most children enjoy listening to many types of
stories. When stories are complex, children can still get the idea and
can be encouraged to ask questions. When stories are easy or
familiar, youngsters enjoy these "old friends" and may even help in
the reading.
It's often a good idea to talk about a story you are reading, but you
need not feel compelled to talk about every story. Good stories will
encourage a love for reading, with or without conversation. And
sometimes children need time to think about stories they have read.
A day or so later, don't be surprised if your child mentions something
from a story you've read together.
Taking the time to read with your children on a regular basis sends
an important message: Reading is worthwhile.
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Table of Contents
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Introduction for Parents
These stories may also spark the interest of older children since they
are written at a high enough level to engage the adult reader as well
as the children being read to.
The first series of stories are built around two incredibly adorable
mice called Harper and Remy. Later in the book, Millie joins in.
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Each night, Harper, Remy and Millie will come alive through the
short stories while your child holds and play-acts with them. The
stories are designed to be around 10-15 minutes. Some chapters may
be longer so feel free to stop and continue the chapter on another
evening.
Although you don’t need to purchase the toy mice to enjoy the
stories, the stuffed animals will help children imagine the journeys
to Dreamland, and they may assist with the children going to sleep
faster and without as much effort on your part.
Children today get more than enough screen time but not enough
imagination time. As the stories are read, there are no photos or
illustrations to look at; children must recreate the story in their mind,
acting out the story with the aid of Harper and Remy if they wish.
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While this information may seem obvious to some, parents are not
paying as much attention to it as they need to. In today’s world,
many parents let their kid(s) watch TV or play on an iPad before
bedtime. While this does keep them occupied, it throws off their
sleep schedule because the brightness of the screen can delay the
body from releasing melatonin, a sleep hormone.
At the end of each story, you should factor in another five to ten
minutes to either play-act with your child or allow him/her to play
alone. At a specified time, the child should be instructed to tuck the
mice into their little beds placed near your child’s pillow so your
child, and the mice, can all enter Dreamland together.
Harper, Remy and Millie are recommended for children three years
and older. With children younger than three, you can allow the child
to play with Harper and Remy while reading. After the story is over,
you can use the mice to play-act with your child and when your
child is ready for sleep, take the little critters with you, telling your
child they are going off to Dreamland.
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About the Author
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Please feel free to change the names of the children, as well as any
other events that may make the stories more personalized to your
children or grandchildren.
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About Harper, Remy and Millie
M eet Harper, Remy and later in the story Millie, the dearest
of friends through mischief and mirth, and the most divine
mice on Earth. Each toy comes with a small plush mouse stuffed
animal wearing a removable outfit, as well as a matching miniature
blanket and pillow that nestle neatly inside the vintage-themed
matchbox. Designed to foster creativity through pretend play, the
Matchbox Mice reflect Foothill Toy Co’s philosophy that simple
toys create the purest joy.
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FIRST STORY
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CHAPTER 1
So, what about daydreaming, you may ask, or what about pretend
play? Well, Harper, Remy and Millie love to be with you when you
are daydreaming or pretending, but they will just look and act like
all your other stuffed animals and toys.
The real magic begins when you go to bed. As soon as you fall asleep,
Harper, Remy and Millie, tucked into their little beds and snuggled
up safe and warm by your side, wake up and begin a new adventure
each night. Some experiences are so much fun, you may want to
relive them again and again.
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It was before you were born, before your mom and dad were born
and even before your grandparents were born.
Harper and Remy got their start in 1900, at the turn of a new
century, in a small village at the foothills of Boise, Idaho. A young
toymaker named Jack wanted to create cute toys for his three
children: his youngest Evie, his middle child Constance and his
oldest Titus.
With snow all around his little cabin, his wife at the sewing machine
and the children tucked in bed, Jack worked at his small workbench
near the only fireplace in the cabin. Jack was sketching animals,
which he and his wife could make as toys and sell at the store he
worked at. You see, Jack started each day working at the local toy
store, stocking shelves and selling toys to children in the village.
Jack noticed that small stuffed animals like mice, hamsters and
puppies were the most popular toys with the children in the village.
With that information, that night, he was inspired to create a couple
of the cutest stuffed toys anyone had ever owned.
As it got later, Jack’s wife, Mrs. Drapkin, kissed Jack on the cheek
and said she was going to sleep. Soon after, Jack started yawning
from all his hard work. It didn’t help that he was also really cozy in
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his chair near the fireplace. He soon put his head down on the
workbench and fell fast asleep.
In the olden times, people didn’t dream unless the Sandman visited
them. And for the Sandman to come to your house, everyone had
to be sleeping. Unlike Santa Claus, the Sandman could not get to
every home in one night, so some nights, people just didn’t dream.
With everyone in the Drapkin house fast asleep and the Sandman
being in Idaho, he stopped by to sprinkle dream dust on each
member of the family. When he got to Jack, he looked at the cute
mice Jack had drawn on his sketch pad, and he accidentally spilled
dream dust on the drawings. Later that night, Jack had a most
colorful dream, like the kind he used to have as a kid. He dreamt he
was in Dreamland, and he was being shown around by the two mice
he had drawn in his sketchpad.
Harper, one of the mice, came up to Jack and said, “Hi, I am Harper,
and this is my sister Remy.”
“Wow, you can speak,” said Jack. “You look exactly like the mice
I was drawing.”
“Well, when you were young, you probably went to our part of
Dreamland, and you must have seen us there and remembered us,”
Remy replied. “Since the Sandman spilled dream dust on our sketch,
now whenever anyone sleeps near us, they can join us in Dreamland
even if the Sandman didn’t visit their home.”
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Harper added, “Our part of Dreamland is usually just for kids, but
since you design toys for kids, you can enter Dreamland even though
you are a grown-up.”
“Yes,” Jack said, “now I remember. When I was young, I did visit
Dreamland. I guess now when I dream, I go somewhere else.”
“How long have you two been living in Dreamland?” asked Jack.
“Well, we are not sure,” said Harper. “Ever since we can remember,
we have been here. Time is different in Dreamland. Instead of
having the past, present and future, we can visit all three times
anytime we want.”
Remy added, “We would show you around, but it may be best for
you to wake up now while we are fresh in your memory, so you
can finish the sketches and make us into real stuffed animals.”
“Yes,” said Harper, “and when you make us, please make us nice
beds that we can sleep in while we travel off to Dreamland.”
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Jack woke up. He sat up in his chair and thought to himself that his
dream was one of the most real dreams he had ever had. He had
forgotten what a beautiful place Dreamland was. Then he looked
down at his sketches and noticed a small pile of sparkling dust on
each drawing. He paused. Had it all been a dream, or did it really
happen?
That night, Jack finished his sketches of Harper and Remy, and in
the morning, he gave the drawings to Mrs. Drapkin so she could
make the two mice with her sewing machine. While Mrs. Drapkin
was lighting the fire to make breakfast, she ran out of matches and
was about to throw the empty matchbox in the fireplace when Jack
told her to save it. He thought it was a perfect size for Harper and
Remy’s bed, so he asked Mrs. Drapkin for another one.
All during the day while Jack was working at the toy store, he kept
thinking about the dream he had the night before and about how
real it had seemed. When he got home, he couldn’t wait to see what
Mrs. Drapkin had sewn up while he was at work.
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Although Jack had left his wife detailed sketches of Harper and
Remy, he was surprised at how every detail was exactly like the
Harper and Remy of his dream. At dinner time, when his wife and
three children—Evie, Constance and Titus—were eating, he
showed them Harper and Remy and told everyone about the dream
he had the night before. The kids instantly fell in love with the mice
and asked their dad if they could have them.
Jack had planned on taking Harper and Remy to the toy store the
next day to see if Mr. Lambert, the owner of the store, wanted to
place an order of copies of Harpers and Remys to sell in the store.
“Titus, since you are the oldest, you can pick which mouse you want
to sleep with tonight,” Jack said. Titus picked Harper. Constance
was happy because secretly she wanted Remy anyway. Evie was too
young to speak, but Jack could tell she was not happy being left out
of choosing a mouse.
“Evie, you are too young to be able to sleep with Harper or Remy,
but when I read to all of you tonight, you can each take turns playing
with the mice,” said Jack. “Evie, in a few days when you turn three
years old, you can have your own mouse.” Evie seemed happy with
that decision.
For the first time in ages, all three of the children had all their chores
done, their teeth brushed, their faces washed and they were in bed
even before Mrs. Drapkin had to ask them.
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It was the Drapkin family tradition to gather all the children together
in one bed and for Jack to tell a story each evening. Most of the
time, he would make up stories based around the stuffed animals in
the toy store. This evening, Jack told them about his trip to
Dreamland and how he met Harper and Remy. He also told them
what Remy had said: if the mice were tucked into their little
matchboxes and sleeping near you at night, you could enter
Dreamland anytime, even if the Sandman had not sprinkled dream
dust on you.
Constance and Titus could not wait to fall asleep so they could start
dreaming. Right after Jack told them a story, both children said they
were tired and ready for bed. Constance took Remy to her bedroom
and Titus took Harper to his. Poor Evie didn’t have a new mouse
to sleep with, so when Jack tucked her into her crib, she snuggled
up to her old stuffed hamster doll that Jack called Mr. Hamster.
After everyone was tucked into bed, Jack went and sat by the
fireplace with Mrs. Drapkin. Meanwhile, Titus took Harper out of
his matchbox and told Harper that when he slept that night, he
would like to go to Dreamland like his dad did and have Harper
show him around. Harper continued to smile up at Titus in response.
Before Titus fell asleep, he pretended that Harper was walking
through sand dunes (his blankets) and that Harper could fly wherever
he wanted to.
In the other room, Constance was doing the same thing, only she
pretended that her blankets were knee-high soft green grass that she
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and Remy were making their way through to find Titus and Harper.
After a while, both Constance and Titus grew tired, so they tucked
their new little friends into their matchbox beds, and both fell fast
asleep.
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Dreamland
Titus looked to his right and saw Constance and Evie standing on
the beach near him, holding hands and watching the seagulls
swooping down over the waves looking for small fish to eat.
“Constance, how did we get to the ocean?” asked Titus. “The last
thing I remember was putting Harper to sleep in his bed near my
pillow.”
“Yep,” said Harper. “That’s what you did right before falling asleep.
Now you are in Dreamland.”
Titus turned around to see Harper and Remy standing right behind
them. “Harper how did you get so big?” asked Titus. “You are
almost the same size as me!”
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“Well, actually, we didn’t get big. You, Constance and Evie got
small,” said Harper. “Whenever you visit Dreamland, you are the
same size as your animal friends.”
“Harper and l live in Puffin Village, which is just over the other side
of the dunes behind us, heading east,” declared Remy. “To the
north, up the coast, is the town of Willetts where the squirrel clan
lives. To the south is Ploverville, where the kittens live, and the
ocean to the west is called Shearwater. About 50 miles out to sea is
the beautiful island of Sanderling, home of the puppies.”
“Hey everyone,” Harper said, “do you want to come to our house
for tea and cookies?”
Both said at the same time, “Evie, you can’t speak yet; you’re too
young.”
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Being that it was still 1900 in Dreamland, homes had yet to have
electricity. Electricity, invented in 1882, didn’t make it to
Dreamland until the late 1920s when kids in the real world started
getting electricity to their homes and began dreaming about things
like electric lights, electric stoves, and electric heaters.
Soon, the water was boiling, and Remy served everyone tea while
Harper took the cookie jar down from the cupboard and gave each
person a peanut butter cookie.
“These cookies are great,” said Titus. “Can I have another, please?”
“You can have as many cookies as you want, Titus,” said Remy.
“After all, it is your dream. Constance, this is dandelion tea. We use
the whole dandelion, petals, stem, roots and all to make the tea. One
dandelion will last us over a month, even if we drink it every day.”
After everyone had all the cookies and tea they could eat and drink,
they got up to look around the house. Titus had six cookies,
Constance had three and little Evie surprised everyone by eating 8
cookies. Now that Evie could speak, her favorite words were “more
please.”
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From the root cellar, they ascended to the ground floor where the
kitchen, library and living room were. They continued up another
flight of stairs to the bedrooms and bathroom. From the bedroom
window, they could see an old sailing ship parked in the backyard.
“A few years ago, there was a large storm and a wave brought the
ship all the way over the dunes to our backyard,” said Harper. “Do
you want to go aboard?”
Without a word, but with shouts of glee, all three of the kids rushed
down the stairs and were climbing the ladder to get aboard the ship.
The ship had three masts with the sails wrapped up, a large deck and
the captain’s quarters in the back.
“This is great!” said Titus. “All the charts and furnishings are still
here. What happened to the captain and crew?”
“We don’t know,” said Remy. “The ship washed up here like you
see it, and we were never able to locate the owner.”
“Do you think we can sail it to Sanderling Island someday to see the
puppies?” asked Constance.
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“Sure, all you have to do is dream about it when you are here some
night, and the ship will be ready to go,” responded Remy.
Titus, Constance and Evie spent the rest of the time exploring the
ship. Below the deck, there were twenty cannons, thirty hammocks
for the crew to sleep in, a galley to cook food and a large area under
the deck stocked with all kinds of food and provisions for a long trip.
Titus climbed all the way to the top of the tallest mast and made his
way into the crow’s nest. From there, he could see all of Puffin
Village and how the village did, in fact, look like a wagon wheel.
“It could have been,” answered Harper. “We did find some treasure
aboard, which is now hidden in one of the caves up in those hills.”
Just as Titus was checking out the deck, he heard an alarm go off.
Titus turned to Harper and asked him why an alarm was going off.
“That is your alarm at home telling you to wake up, so you can get
ready for school,” said Harper.
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“No,” said Remy. “They don’t have school yet, so they can stay
longer.”
Just as Titus was about to protest again, he woke up, looked around
and realized he was in his bedroom. He hit the top of his alarm
harder than usual to turn it off and got out of bed. He almost went
to wake up Constance and Evie too, so they would have to leave
Dreamland, but he decided that was not a nice thing to do, so he
went off the kitchen to see what his mom had prepared for him for
his breakfast, still thinking about the magical land he had just come
from.
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“Hey Remy, it looks like Titus, Constance and Evie, our friends
from the real world, may be coming to Mayor Downing’s birthday
party today,” said Harper.
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“Thanks for coming to the birthday party,” Remy said. “Would all
of you like to meet the mayor?”
“Can we eat our cake first? Do you have any ice cream? Also, can
we have seconds?” Titus blurted out.
“Titus, you haven’t even eaten the first slice yet,” said Constance
rolling her eyes.
After everyone had their two servings of cake with chocolate chip
ice cream, they walked over to where the mayor was standing and
eating his cake, and Harper introduced them to Mayor Downing.
Mayor Downing was a robust mouse, shorter than Harper but way
more rounded at the waist.
The mayor wore a black coat with tails and a gray vest with a silver
watch chain attached to a button; the watch rested in his right-side
vest pocket. Titus noticed that the mayor’s tail poked out between
the coattails. Titus started to giggle because every time the mayor
talked, his tail would move around and sometimes get tangled up
with the coattails. The mayor also had the longest set of whiskers
Titus had ever seen. Titus figured the mayor put wax on his whiskers
because they curled up on both sides and were almost as high as the
mayor’s ears.
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Constance did her best curtsey, Titus bowed deeply, and Evie licked
her lips and wiped her nose on her sleeve.
The mayor looked at Titus and said, “Do you need to return to the
real world too?”
The mayor turned to Harper and said, “Harper, since you and I are
traveling to Willets to collect money from Mayor Bushytail, of the
squirrel clan, do you think your little friend wants to join us?”
Harper asked Titus, and Titus said that he was always up for an
adventure.
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station in one hour. I have a reserved sleeper car, which will be big
enough for all of us, so don’t worry about booking reservations.”
“Looks like all of the cake is gone. Any more ice cream left?” asked
Titus curiously.
“No, it looks like that is gone too, but there will be lots to eat on
the train,” said Harper. Just as he said that, Mr. Springer, the roasted
nut vendor, walked up to Harper and Titus.
“Oh yes, this was before Harper and Remy joined us,” said Mr.
Springer. “Your father was quite a little adventurer,” Mr. Springer
added with a smirk.
“Well, there was one time that your dad was here with a friend he
called Squirrely, a squirrel from Willets, and they were getting
supplies from Mr. Nordmo’s General Store to go on a trip to
Ploverville to check out Kitten Village,” said Mr. Springer.
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“Anyhow, after they got their supplies, they loaded them in a new
Ford horseless carriage that your dad had dreamt up for the trip.
Everyone in the village was here to see them off since it was the first
horseless carriage anyone had ever seen. Now, they are just referred
to as cars.
“After the car was loaded up, Squirrely was in front turning the crank
to start the car, and your dad was in the car pushing on the gas pedal.
Well, the car started so fast that the crank began spinning and
Squirrely was tossed high into the air. When he returned to earth,
he landed in the water fountain way over there. Your dad was
laughing so hard, he woke up, and he and the car disappeared from
Dreamland,” added Mr. Springer.
Just as Titus was going to ask about what more adventures his dad
had gone on, Constance came into his room and woke him up for
breakfast.
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Puffin Village
While Constance and Evie were collecting eggs, one of the eggs
rolled under a loose plank on the floor. Constance asked Titus to get
the egg, and when he lifted the plank, he found an old shoebox with
a string around it. Titus pulled the string and opened the box. Inside,
he found a small old tattered brown squirrel stuffed animal with a
blue vest and a bushy tail.
Titus and Constance looked at each other and both came to the same
conclusion that this must be Dad’s stuffed animal for Dreamland. For
the rest of the day, Titus and Constance couldn’t wait for their dad
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to get home from work so they could ask him about the stuffed
squirrel and his adventures in Dreamland.
After doing all the chores in the barn, cleaning their rooms and doing
home-school studies with their mom, it was finally getting time for
their dad to come home. Titus and Constance helped their mother
set the table for dinner while Evie was in her high-chair nibbling on
cut carrots. Mrs. Drapkin cooked a roast along with peeled potatoes
from their garden, cooked carrots and homemade bread. Between
the smell of the fireplace, cooked roast and homemade bread,
everyone could hardly wait until dinner.
Finally, the front door opened, and Jack came in quickly to keep the
snow and wind out of the house. “Dear, everything smells great!
You must have been cooking all day,” Jack said to his wife, giving
her a kiss on the head.
“It wasn’t that bad. Titus and Constance helped with cleaning and
peeling the potatoes and carrots while I prepared the roast and made
the bread,” said Mrs. Drapkin.
“You kids are turning out to be great little helpers,” said Jack,
tousling Constance’s hair.
Once they had sat down for dinner and said prayers, Titus and
Constance both started asking their dad questions at the same time.
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“Dad, I was in the barn searching for an egg when I found this stuffed
squirrel stuffed animal,” Titus declared, pulling the animal from his
pocket.
“Was this your stuffed animal, and does it have anything to do with
Dreamland?” inquired Constance.
“Titus, it is kind of late in the year for an Easter egg hunt,” chuckled
Jack.
“No, I wasn’t hunting for eggs, Dad. I was retrieving an egg that
Constance let roll under the floorboards in the barn,” Titus said
matter-of-factly.
Jack picked up the squirrel stuffed animal, brushed off some of the
dust and straw and said, “Well, well, I haven’t seen Squirrely since I
was a kid. When I started going to high school, I put Squirrely in a
shoebox for safekeeping, and I guess I completely forgot about him.”
Titus and Constance looked at each other, then at their dad, and at
the same time, they both asked, “Was Squirrely the Mayor of Willets
when you were our age?”
“No,” said Jack. “He was just a student like me back then. Wait!”
Jack exclaimed. “How do you know about Willets?”
Titus and Constance both laughed and said that last night, they went
to Puffin Village in Dreamland and learned about Willets and how
the mayor of Puffin Village, Harper and Remy were going to go to
Willets to meet Mayor Bushytail. They were going to collect money
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for Mr. Springer’s roasted nut cart, which had been knocked over
by a young squirrel.
“Squirrely’s real name was Jim Bushytail. Everyone just called him
Squirrely because he was always getting into trouble. I wonder if he
is now the mayor of Willets,” Jack added.
During this discussion, Mrs. Drapkin looked at Jack and the kids and
said, “I think I missed something here. What are you all talking
about? When I was young, I never went to that part of Dreamland.”
“Dreamland is very large,” said Jack. “Chances are, when you were
young, you went to a different part of Dreamland. Did you have a
stuffed animal you slept with when you were young?” Jack asked his
wife.
“Well, that explains it,” Jack went on to say. “You need a stuffed
animal host to get into the part of Dreamland I used to go to.” Titus
and Constance nodded in agreement; at least that was their
understanding on how to get to the fun part of Dreamland.
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That evening, after the kids had cleaned off the table and gotten into
bed, Jack thought he would tell them a funny story that happened
to him when he was in Dreamland.
“Well,” said Jack, “seeing a long vine hanging from a nearby tree, I
jumped on the vine, swung out over the water and yelled a Tarzan
scream as loud as I could. But I soon learned that I didn’t grab onto
a vine at all but instead the nose of a very tall garaffant.”
“Imagine a giraffe, but instead of a long neck, it has a long nose like
an elephant. It is the same color as an elephant too. Anyhow, when
I grabbed the garaffant’s nose I made him sneeze and he shot me into
the river, past the canoe. It was like being shot out of a cannon, it
was so fast.
“I was able to get into the canoe and, using the paddle, I made my
way back to shore. Squirrely ran down to meet me to see if I was
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“Wait,” said Titus. “You can’t stop there; what else happened?”
“I will try and remember more stories,” Jack said, “but now it is
time for everyone to go to sleep and make your own dreams.”
Jack picked up Evie to carry her to her crib, and Mrs. Drapkin
walked Titus and Constance to their rooms and tucked them into
their beds. Titus tucked Harper into his matchbox bed, Constance
tucked Remy into her bed, and they all went to sleep as fast as they
could.
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Mr. Springer said, “Here is a large bag of roasted nuts for your trip.
Please stop by when you get back, and I will give you another bag
for your troubles.”
Titus took the bag and went to put it in his pocket when he
remembered his pajamas didn’t have pockets. Harper noticed for the
first time that Titus was wearing his flannel pajamas. He told Titus
that the train they were going to ride to Willets was pretty fancy, so
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Mr. Nordmo’s General Store was less than a block from the village
center. As they walked there, they passed Mrs. Wilson’s Bakery, the
Tuney Candy Store and the Cheese Barrel, which had cheeses from
all over Dreamland.
Stepping into Mr. Nordmo’s General Store was like stepping back
in time. The floor was made of old and uneven wooden planks that
creaked every time Titus took a step. The counter was made of one
large plank of walnut with a large scale to weigh things and an old-
time cash register sitting on top. There were all kinds of farm tools
hanging on the walls. On the floor, there were lots of barrels filled
to the top with stuff. One had nails, another had flour, a third had
apples, but the ones that Titus liked were the barrels filled with taffy
candy.
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“Mr. Nordmo makes his own saltwater taffy candy, using ingredients
from around Puffin Village,” said Harper. “I think it is the best in
Dreamland,” he added.
Mr. Nordmo walked over to Titus and Harper and asked how he
could be of assistance. Harper pointed to Titus’ PJs and asked if Mr.
Nordmo had anything more appropriate for a train trip. Mr.
Nordmo brought Titus over to the clothing section, and Titus
instantly spotted a cowboy outfit he really liked. While Titus was
trying on the clothes, Harper was buying some supplies for the trip,
including lots of candy and fruit to take along for snacks. Titus came
over to the counter, dressed in blue jeans, a red and white plaid shirt,
a tan vest, leather belt, leather boots and a large cowboy hat.
“Well, not entirely what I would have selected for this trip, but it
fits you well,” stated Harper. Harper told Mr. Nordmo to add it to
his bill. After Harper paid for the clothes and supplies, they made
their way to the train station.
Titus had the nuts Mr. Springer had given him in one vest pocket
and the watermelon taffy candy Mr. Nordmo had given him for the
trip in the other vest pocket. Titus was happy. He had a new cowboy
outfit and lots of snacks, and he and his new friend Harper were
going on an adventure.
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The train station was a large, ornate brick building. Inside, it had a
huge waiting area with beautiful mosaic tiles on the floor and murals
that covered most of the walls. The murals showed different lands
within Dreamland. While they were waiting for Mayor Downing,
Harper was pointing to each of the lands and telling Titus about
where each land was and which animals lived in each land.
Titus was looking at the map, which showed the train trip they were
going on to Willets, and said to Harper, “Willets looks like quite a
distance away. How long is it going to take get there?”
“It will probably take one night, so hopefully, when you go to sleep
tomorrow evening, your dream will pick up where it left off, and
you will be back on the train,” Harper said.
“If this is a dream, how come we can’t just click our heels together
like Dorothy did in the Wizard of OZ and just arrive there instantly?”
Titus asked.
Harper joined in and said, “What the mayor is saying is that the
traveling part of the dream, or in the real world for that matter, can
be as much or more fun than the actual place you are traveling to.
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Wait until you see the inside of the train. I’m sure after you see it,
you won’t be in any rush to get to Willets.”
When they finally got to the sleeper car, Titus could not believe
how much room there was. There were two large couches with a
table in the middle and two beds up above the couches. The walls
were the same mahogany wood and all the metal was made of brass.
“Sure,” said Harper. “Right after we pull out of the train station, I
will show you the rest of the train.”
Within minutes, the mayor was unpacked, Harper had placed some
of the snacks on the table and the train started to roll out of the
station. As the train began moving faster, Titus noticed it began
rocking back and forth. At first, the rocking was light, then it got
stronger and stronger to the point that Titus was being bounced
around the sleeper car. Finally, Titus woke up to find that the
rocking was Titus’s mother trying to wake him.
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“Titus, it’s time to get up,” his mother said. “You have been sleeping
for over eight hours, and you need to have breakfast.”
Needless to say, Titus was not happy to be woken up from his dream
just when his adventure was about to begin.
“Mom, why did you wake me? I was just about to take a train trip
to Willets with Harper and the mayor when you woke me up.”
Titus’s mother gave him an odd look and asked if he had a fever.
She felt his forehead, and when she didn’t feel one, she told Titus to
get dressed.
During breakfast, Titus told Constance and Evie about what they
missed in Dreamland. He told them about Mr. Nordmo’s General
Store, his new cowboy outfit, the saltwater watermelon taffy, about
the large train station and the beautiful sleeper car. He thought
Mayor Downing wouldn’t mind if they all stayed in the sleeper car
for the journey to Willets if Constance and Evie wanted to join him
tonight in their dreams.
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No sooner was the story over, and all three of the kids hugged their
parents and said they were ready for bed. Mrs. Drapkin thought they
may be suffering from a fever since it was rare for the kids to go to
bed without a struggle. After feeling all their foreheads and not
detecting a temperature, she felt her forehead to see if maybe she
was the one who was sick and imagining that the kids wanted to go
to sleep.
“Titus, does that fact that all of you want to go to sleep have
anything to do with the dream you told me about this morning?
You know that Dreamland is not real, right?” Mrs. Drapkin said.
Titus told his mom that it seems very real for kids. Grownups are
too old to go to the kid part of Dreamland unless they are invited,
so that is why she didn’t think it was real.
“Well, that is not entirely true. When I was your age, I used to go
to Dreamland from time to time,” said Mrs. Drapkin.
“But without stuffed animal hosts like Harper and Remy, you can’t
visit the parts of Dreamland we go to,” Titus pointed out.
“If that is the case, then I think you should try to keep a dream
journal by your bed; as soon as you wake up each morning, you can
write down your dreams. This way, I can have a better
understanding of Dreamland, and you can remember where to start
your next dream,” explained Mrs. Drapkin.
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Titus and Constance thought that a dream journal was a good idea.
They promised to write in it every morning after they had a dream.
They each got a pencil and pad to put next to their beds, hugged
their mom and dad, placed Harper and Remy in their matchboxes
and closed their eyes so they could pick up the dream where they
had left off.
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“Titus, I am glad you are back,” said Harper. “The mayor is in the
dining car, waiting for us.” Harper looked at Constance and Evie
and said, “Welcome back. You are just in time for a new adventure.
Titus, how come you didn’t tell Constance about dressing up for the
train trip? We can’t take her to the dining car in a nighty and
slippers.”
Since there wasn’t a store on the train, the only option was to have
Constance and Evie dream up clothes now.
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“Constance, Evie, can you remember the dresses you got last
Easter?” asked Remy. “Can you imagine you and Evie dressed up
like that so we can go to dinner?”
The two girls closed their eyes and imagined their Easter dresses.
Instantly, Constance was wearing her white dress with blue violets
printed on it, her white dress shoes and her white straw hat with a
purple ribbon. Evie’s onesie turned into her yellow dress with a
white ribbon and matching yellow slip-on shoes. Titus stayed
dressed in his cowboy outfit since it was his dream, and he had no
desire to wear his Sunday blue suit, white shirt and tie if he didn’t
have to.
All three of the kids, led by Harper and Remy, made their way
through the train to the dining car. They passed by lots of other
sleeper cars. They saw cars with people sitting on benches, a car with
games and a library and an observation car. After walking for a long
time, they finally got to the dining car. The mayor was sitting by the
window with a napkin around his neck and a fork and knife in his
hands.
“Harper, it is about time you got here. I am starving and can’t wait
to eat. I see you brought Titus, Remy, Constance and little Evie,”
said the mayor.
“Yes,” said Harper, “it is sleeping time in the real world, so everyone
decided to join us for our trip to Willets. Is that okay with you?”
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In no time, waiters dressed in white coats with black bow ties and
shiny black shoes were bringing food to the table. There was a plate
full of roast turkey and bowls of stuffing, creamed string beans, rolls,
mashed potatoes, gravy and cranberry sauce.
“Well, I didn’t dream this meal up, but if I had, the only difference
I would make is that there would be no string beans. Oh, and I’d
make sure there was a hot apple pie and pumpkin pie with whipped
cream for dessert,” Titus blurted out, his mouth full of stuffing.
“As you know, vegetables are good for you, so if you eat the string
beans, I will make sure the desserts follow the meal,” said the mayor
between mouthfuls of food.
After everyone ate all the food they wanted, and when they had
finished their two pieces of pie, they went to the observation car to
watch the scenery go by. Remy acted as a tour guide.
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“On your right is Mount Pleasant, the tallest mountain on the west
coast of Dreamland. Notice it has snow at the top,” Remy lectured.
“Yes,” said Remy. “If you start at the beginning of a dream, you can
reach the top before you wake up. It is quite an adventure since
there are waterfalls, streams and many caves to explore along the
way. Most kids make it a two-dream adventure. And on a clear day,
you can see all the way to Sanderling Island.”
Evie left the group and walked to the other side of the observation
car to watch the sunset. Soon, the whole group was over on that
side watching the sunset. “How long will it take to get to Willets?”
asked Evie.
“It usually takes two days, but if you are in a hurry, just think about
pulling into the station and we will be there,” said the mayor. Titus
was tempted to do that, but he was also enjoying the train ride. After
all, how many times do you get to ride on a vintage train?
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He passed back through the dining car where the waiters were
cleaning up after dinner, then he walked through the kitchen car
with its large refrigerators, sinks and ovens and entered the mail car.
Inside the mail car were a few cages with the oddest-looking
creatures he had ever seen. They were about two feet tall with blue
fur, four legs, a long tail and huge large blue eyes and ears.
“My name is Titus. What are you, and where do you come from?”
asked Titus.
“So, you would be kind of a cross between a cat and dog from where
I come from, but our pets can’t speak,” Titus said.
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“If you do,” Milo said, “stop by the firehouse and ask for Chief
Barron. He is also our mayor and will be happy to show you
around.”
“It was nice meeting you, Milo. I am heading towards the engine,
so maybe I will see you again on my way back to my sleeper car.”
Apparently, the engineer and conductor both had the same idea. The
engineer sped the train up, and within seconds, there was a loud
noise, and the train shook all over.
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It turns out the shaking was not caused by the train, but by his
mother trying to wake him.
As much as Titus, Constance and Evie all liked the train, they
couldn’t wait until they got to Willets. Titus suggested to Constance
that tonight, they dream about being in the sleeper car as they pull
into the train station.
“This way we avoid the badgers, and we don’t have to spend any
time in Dreamland sleeping.”
After the bedtime story that night, all three kids went to sleep
quickly to dream about adventures in Willets.
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Willets
E vie was the first to arrive back in the sleeper car. She brought
Mr. Hamster with her, and she was dressed for walking around
the village. Harper, Remy and the mayor had just finished packing.
“The train will be pulling into the station any minute. Where are
Titus and Constance?” asked the mayor.
Right as she said this, Titus and Constance appeared in the sleeper
car ready for action. Titus was still wearing his cowboy outfit, and
this time, Constance had on a bright red cowgirl skirt, brown and
red boots, a red and white shirt with a red vest and a matching red
hat. Evie took one look at Constance’s outfit, clicked her heels
together three times and was instantly wearing the same outfit as
Constance, only her outfit was in blue.
The mayor asked the porter if he could store the luggage at the train
station while they went into town, and the porter agreed. As he was
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taking the luggage from the room, the mayor tipped the porter 20
acorns, which was the currency of Willets.
As they left the train, Titus noticed that Willets was nothing more
than an old cowboy town, like the ones from the westerns he read
about in his dime novels his dad would take home from the store.
Walking up and down the street, Titus noticed that the town’s
squirrels were dressed in cowboy outfits, fancy dresses or three-piece
suits. “Looks like we wore the right clothes for this dream!”
exclaimed Titus. Most of the town squirrels kept their distance from
Titus, Constance and Evie and gave dirty looks to Harper, Remy
and the mayor. It seems word got out that the mayor was in town
to collect money and the squirrel clan wasn’t very happy about it.
The sheriff walked from the jail to where the group was standing.
He stuck out his hand and said, “I am Sheriff Tanner.” The sheriff
was tall for a squirrel. He also seemed kind of old for the job. He
wore a brown vest with a silver star, and a brown cowboy hat, and
he had a gun holstered on his waist. “I see you brought three
gunslingers with you to collect the money,” said the sheriff, in a
deep voice. “We don’t want any trouble, so have your hired
gunslingers hand over their guns.”
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Titus forgot that when they all dreamt up cowboy outfits this time,
they included toy guns and holsters. Titus was about to tell the
Sheriff that the guns were toys, but Mayor Downing, sensing
trouble, told the sheriff, “There shouldn’t be any gunplay since we
are just here to collect the money that Mayor Bushytail already
agreed to pay. There is no reason for my gunslingers to hand over
their guns as there should be no trouble.”
The sheriff took a step back since he wasn’t used to people not
following his directions. “Well,” said the sheriff, “the townsfolk had
a meeting last night in the town hall, and they decided that the
youngster squirrel knocked over the cart by accident, so they should
not have to pay for the roasted nuts that fell on the ground.”
The sheriff crossed his arms and nodded to the barn behind them.
“As a matter of fact, just on the other side of that barn is a band of
armed squirrels ready to come here and shoot it out if I give them
the order.”
Constance didn’t like the direction this was going. After all, they
only had toy guns, and they didn’t really want to shoot it out over
some spilled nuts.
“Excuse me, Sheriff,” Constance said in her best western voice, “we
have traveled a long way to get here, and we don’t want any trouble.
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As they walked to the mayor’s office, Titus, Constance and Evie all
strutted like the mean outlaws they had seen in the silent films shown
at the small theater back in their town. They tilted their hats forward,
squinted their eyes, took slow but long steps and hovered their hands
over their guns like they were ready to draw at any second. Behind
them followed Mayor Downing, Harper and Remy, all trying hard
not to laugh.
Everyone cleared out of the group’s way as they made their way
down the center of the street. Squirrel children hid behind their
mother’s skirts, and even the stray kumons ran under the wooden
sidewalks that lined each side of the street to hide in case there was
gunplay.
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potbelly stove, several bookshelves filled with legal books and a large
mahogany desk with three padded chairs in front. Sitting behind the
desk was Mayor Bushytail. Titus remembered the stuffed animal he
found in the barn and noticed the mayor had added a few pounds
and his fur had a lot more gray.
Harper, Remy and Mayor Downing sat down in the chairs while
Constance and Titus stood behind them. Mayor Downing spoke
first. Instead of the usual friendly greetings and small talk about the
weather and the townsfolk, Mayor Downing got right to the point.
“What’s this? I hear that you don’t want to pay for the spilled nuts?”
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hard decisions. Titus thought of a way to help the mayor out of the
mess he was in.
“Why, yes. Jack and I were great friends. As a matter of fact, I was
his animal host for Dreamland. We went on some great adventures
back then,” the mayor said with a tender smile.
“Well, Jack is my dad and he is also Constance and Evie’s dad too.”
Titus laughed. “We aren’t gunslingers! These are toy guns, and these
are just outfits we dreamed up for the trip.” At that point, everyone
laughed, even the sheriff. This removed all of the tension in the
room.
Mayor Bushytail now saw a way out of his dilemma. “That changes
everything,” said the mayor. “Once the townsfolk know you are the
children of Jack, they will agree to pay for the spilled nuts and
probably even throw a party for you since everyone in the village,
old enough to remember Jack, thought he was a great guy.”
Mayor Busytail told the sheriff to get everyone to the town hall for
an announcement he was going to give. After the sheriff left to
assemble the squirrel clan in the town hall, Mayor Bushytail
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Mayor Bushytail asked the group if they could stay for a while and
come to the town picnic they were planning later in the day. Titus
told him he and his siblings could stay until they had to wake up
from the dream, and Harper, Remy and Mayor Downing said their
return train trip wasn’t scheduled until tomorrow afternoon so they
could attend as well.
The mayor stood up, went over to the safe and took out a large
canvas bag with a string tied around the top. “Here is the money we
owe,” said the mayor.
Mayor Downing gave it back to him and asked, “Could you keep it
in the safe tonight for safe keeping? I will pick it up tomorrow when
we leave.”
Mayor Bushytail put it back in the safe, closed the door and spun the
dial to lock the safe.
“That’s the least I can do for all the problems we have caused,” said
Mayor Bushytail. “Let’s all head over to the town hall so I can make
the announcement.”
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Soon, the hall was quiet, and the mayor stepped up to the podium.
“Ladies and gentle squirrels, as we all know, one of our own clan
knocked over the nut roasting cart when he was in Puffin Village,
destroying all the nuts. Instead of doing the honorable thing by going
up to the owner and apologizing, he and his friends ran out of
town,” the mayor exclaimed. “This does not represent the true
character of Willets.” The mayor cleared his throat. “Last night, most
of the townsfolk protested against paying for the damages, claiming
it had been an accident, and at that time, I agreed.” The mayor
added, “That was a wrong decision since I had already agreed to pay
Puffin Village.”
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need to honor the first agreement made,” the mayor stated. “With
one agreement in place, I should not have made a second agreement.
It was not the honorable or neighborly thing to do,” the mayor
added.
The mayor said laughingly, “These aren’t gunslingers. These are the
children of Jack, my real-world friend I used to go on adventures
with years ago.”
Soon, many of the other clan squirrels started yelling that they
remembered Jack and one added, “Well, that changes things. Since
they aren’t gunslingers, and they are relatives of Jack, we should
honor our initial agreement.” Shortly, the whole crowd was in
agreement. The men in the back laid down their guns and everyone
started forming a line to walk on stage and greet Titus, Constance,
Evie, Harper, Remy and Mayor Downing.
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Everyone cheered and began filing out the front door, making their
way towards the picnic grounds.
“Rats!” yelled Titus so loud that Constance could hear him from her
room. Each of the older kids got their dream journals out and made
detailed notes so they could return to the picnic that night.
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The Picnic
When she returned, she told her parents about their trip to Willets,
the gunfight they almost had on Main Street, their meeting Sheriff
Tanner and the Mayor Bushytail, the town hall meeting, Grandma
K and the picnic they were hoping to go to tonight when they
returned to Dreamland. Jack said that now that Constance reminded
him, he remembered Sheriff Tanner and how he and Squirrely went
over to Grandma K’s house for milk and cookies on occasion.
Titus asked his dad if he ever went to the picnic when he was in
Willets. Jack nodded and let out a laugh saying that it reminded him
of a story.
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“One day, I arrived in Willets when they were still setting up for the
picnic. Squirrely thought it would be fun to steal a pie and take it to
the forest to eat it since we were hungry and didn’t want to wait to
eat, much less wait for dessert.”
Jack shook his head, “I tried to stop Squirrely since we all know it
is not right to steal, but it was too late. Squirrely had climbed a tree
and crawled out on a limb that hung over the table. When he
thought no one was looking, he dropped to the ground and crawled
under the tablecloth. From where I was standing, I could see
Squirrely reach his furry little arm from under the tablecloth and grab
a pecan pie. I saw Sheriff Tanner walking towards the table. I tried
to warn Squirrely by yelling hi to Sheriff Tanner with my outside
voice. Just as Sheriff Tanner turned around to see who was greeting
him, Squirrely lost his grip on the pie and it fell right on his head, its
filling spilling all over Squirrely.
“Grandma K, who had spent hours preparing the pie, gave a short
scream and fainted right on the grass. Sheriff Tanner soon figured
out what was happening and yelled at us to go to the jail and wait
for him while he attended to Grandma K.
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“I gave Squirrely a look. ‘How about we tell the truth,’ I said. ‘First
off, you know you should never lie. Second, when you lie, you are
constantly overlooking something, and at some point, the truth will
come out and you will be in more trouble. Plus, people won’t trust
you anymore.’
“Squirrely started out, ‘Well you see Sheriff, I was walking by’ I gave
Squirrely a hard kick in the leg under the table. He gave me a dirty
look since he couldn’t yell, then continued, ‘Well Sheriff, the truth
is that I was hungry, and I didn’t want to wait for the picnic to start,
so I thought since there were so many pies, if I took one, no one
would notice it was gone. Jack told me not to do it, and I think he
was trying to distract you by yelling hi so I wouldn’t get in trouble.’
“‘Yes,’ I responded.
“‘Okay,’ said the sheriff, ‘usually in this case, since you are so young,
I would tell your parents and let them punish you. But since you
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told the truth, I won’t tell your parents, and your punishment will
be to sweep out the jail and take out the garbage.’ Both of us were
relieved. I took out the garbage while Squirrely swept out all the jail
cells and the sheriff’s office.
“‘She is fine since she landed on the soft grass, but she is not happy
about the pie.’
“‘What are you going to tell her about what happened to the pie?’
asked Squirrely.
“‘No, what are you going to tell her,’ the Sheriff responded.
“‘Well,’ Squirrely paused. ‘I’ll tell her the truth, and that I’ve learned
my lesson. From now on, I will not steal and I will not lie.’
“‘If you keep that up, maybe someday you can be Mayor of Willets,’
the sheriff said with a playful smile.
“By the time we finished cleaning the jail, the picnic was over, and
I woke up for school, so we missed the picnic altogether.”
That evening after dinner, Jack announced, “Now it’s time for you
guys to get ready for bed.” Thirty minutes later, everything was
cleaned up from dinner, the kids all had their baths and they were in
bed ready to go back to Willets for the picnic.
Harper and Remy were waiting for them by the same tree Squirrely
(Mayor Bushytail) had used to try and steal the pie. Soon, all three
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of the kids were back, dressed in the same outfits, but this time they
left the guns and holsters out of the dream. Mayor Downing was
talking to Mayor Bushytail, and the sheriff was walking over to speak
with Harper, Remy and the kids. Titus greeted the sheriff and asked
him if he remembered the time that Squirrely and his dad almost
took the pie.
“Yes,” said the sheriff. “They actually tell the story in school to the
young squirrels as a lesson in honesty. As a matter of fact, it helped
Squirrely, I mean Mayor Bushytail, get elected as mayor.”
“That sounds like our story about George Washington cutting down
the cherry tree,” said Constance.
“Looks like things are ready for the picnic. Let’s head over to hear
the mayor’s speech, which he gives before each picnic can start,”
said Remy.
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As the mayor climbed up the stairs to the gazebo to start his speech,
Evie clicked her heels together three times and wished the speech
would be short.
The mayor opened his mouth and said, “Let’s eat,” and climbed
back down the stairs.
The surprised sheriff said, “That was the shortest speech the mayor
has ever given! Come on now, let's all get in line.” Evie giggled to
herself and was the first person in line.
Titus could not believe his eyes. There was fried chicken, BBQ ribs,
hot dogs, hamburgers, corn on the cob, bean salad, potato salad and
all kinds of vegetables to eat. On another table, there were pies,
cookies, and brownies, and at the end of the table, Deputy Don was
turning a large handle to make fresh vanilla ice cream.
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Grandma K thought for a moment. “One day, when your dad and
the Mayor were hiking in the hills above the town, they came across
an old abandoned cabin. Everyone just called the mayor Squirrely
back then. Squirrely, being the more adventurous of the two,
suggested they go in and check out the cabin. What your dad didn’t
know was that Squirrely was a practical joker, and Sheriff Tanner
and Deputy Dan, who were just called Tanner and Dan back then,
were hiding in the cabin waiting for Squirrely to bring your dad in.”
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“When Squirrely and your dad entered the cabin, it was dark and
smelled of old fires from the potbelly stove and damp wooden floors.
Your dad, always hungry like Titus, went right over to the large
cupboard to see if there was any food. As soon as he opened it,
Tanner jumped out and yelled surprise. Your dad was so surprised
that he stepped back and tripped over the bear rug on the floor. Dan
was hiding under the rug, and as soon as your dad fell down, Dan
stood up with the bear rug wrapped around him and the bear’s head
over his head. He roared at the top of his lungs. Your dad went
running out of the cabin so fast that he tripped over a branch and
slid down the hill right into the pond. When your dad looked up,
Squirrely, Tanner and Don were all standing by the pond laughing
so hard, that he was able to get out of the pond and pull them all in
with him. They all sat there laughing until your dad woke up and
disappeared. This started a series of practical jokes that went back
and forth between Squirrely and your dad for years,” Grandma K
said chuckling the whole time she was telling the story.
Constance and Evie both laughed as they pictured their dad being
scared and falling into the pond. Remy laughed too.
“That was almost two hundred years ago,” Grandma K said in deep
thought. “Let me think now.” She paused for another brief moment.
“George was only here for a short time. His father died when he was
only eleven, and he never came back after that. It wasn’t that he
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“If you knew George like I did, you would know that he loved to
help other people so much that he dreamt about it,” responded
Grandma K.
Evie, being too young to know who George Washington was, was
getting restless to see more of Willets. She was about to click her
heels together when there was a knock on the door. Grandma K
opened the door and standing there was a shy small squirrel dressed
in white shorts, a white and blue striped shirt and holding a boy’s
sailor cap in his hands.
“Hi,” the boy said. “I am Josh and my father, Sheriff Tanner, told
me to come over and help show you around Willets.”
Evie jumped up and ran over to the door wondering to herself if she
dreamed Josh up without clicking her heels or if Josh just showed
up at the nick of time to rescue her.
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"Hi, I am Evie,” she said with a wave. “It is nice seeing someone
my size. How old are you?”
While Josh and Evie were becoming friends, Constance and Remy
helped Grandma K clear the table. “Come back any time you are in
Willets,” said Grandma K. “I would love to hear how your dad
turned out. Maybe you can bring him back with you one of these
times.”
“Well, if he still has his Dreamland animal, and if he can clear his
mind of all the clutter he has put in it over the years, he should be
able to make the trip back.”
“Sometimes, a lot of the squirrel clan kids likes to sneak into the old
abandoned firehouse at the end of the street,” Josh said. “They climb
up to the top of the bell tower, which was used to spot fires and
warn the squirrel clan by ringing the bell.”
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“You are right,” said Josh. “I used the wrong word. Everyone is
allowed to go in, it just sounds more like an adventure if it is
something you aren’t supposed to do.”
“I have never been to the old fire station,” added Remy. “it sounds
like fun.”
The front door to the abandoned firehouse was locked, so they all
walked around the side, past tumbleweeds and thorn bushes. The
side door was opening and closing with the wind.
“Are you sure this place isn’t haunted?” Evie asked, having second
thoughts. She hugged her Mr. Hamster doll to her chest and had a
concerned look on her face. Remy reminded her that in this part of
Dreamland, there were no bad things or things that could hurt or
scare her.
Josh went through the door first, followed by Remy and Constance.
Evie came in once Constance told her it was all clear. Josh led them
to an old rickety staircase and started climbing up. With every step,
the boards let out a loud creak, almost as if they were going to break.
The staircase wound around the side of the bell tower, so it took
quite a long time and a bit of effort to get up to the top. The bell
was moved years ago to the new firehouse so the only thing left was
an old rope, some spiderwebs and a family of owls.
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“Hey, kids,” the owl mom whispered to her little owls. “Wake up,
it looks like we have company.” All the little owls opened their large
eyes and stared at Evie and Constance. The young owls were too
little to ever remember any real-world people coming to their home.
Evie whispered to Constance, “Did you hear those owls talk, or are
they just talking in my dream?” Remy overheard Evie and told them
that all of the animals in Dreamland can talk if they want to.
“What part of the real-world are you from?” asked Mama Owl.
“Sounds nice,” said Mama Owl. “Do you have worms in Idaho?”
she asked.
“Yes, big juicy ones,” Constance responded. Mama Owl’s big eyes
got even larger when Constance mentioned the juicy worms. Evie
wrinkled her nose just thinking about big juicy worms.
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“Yes, but as I was telling Josh, I have never been up in the old
firehouse tower before. You can see all of Willets from up here,”
Remy added.
Mama Owl shooed Furball out from under her wing, and Furball
hopped behind Feathers to hide. Mama Owl flew out of the bell
tower and hoovered as she used her beak to point out places of
interest in Willets. “To your left is the train station; past that is the
horse corral, blacksmith, and barn. Next to that is the candle shop,
candy store, and bakery. Behind me are the sheriff’s office and jail.
Near that are the hotel, restaurant and the mayor’s office. Way down
at the far end is the park and the fairgrounds.”
Mama Owl flew to the opposite side of the bell tower and the others
followed, making sure they could see the rest of the town. Mama
Owl went on, “Near the fairgrounds is where most of the Squirrel
clan lives, and that house is where Grandma K lives. Next to those
is the new firehouse and the church, and behind the church on the
hill is the schoolhouse.” Mama Owl turned around to see if everyone
was following. “In the middle of town is our new theater and general
store, and that large building is the Acorn Arcade. Finally, that big
house is where Mayor Bushytail lives.”
Josh thanked Mama Owl for the tour and suggested that the group
head down the stairs and make their way towards the arcade as it was
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Remy was very impressed because they didn’t have anything like
this back in Puffin Village. Constance and Evie had been to the new
arcade in Boise, Idaho, but it was not nearly as big nor beautiful as
this. Mr. Nut’s Acorn Arcade looked more like the photos of the
fancy arcades in New York City.
Knowing that she and Evie were coming back to Willets and that
acorns were their currency, Constance had remembered to dream
up a purse full of acorns to take with her in case an opportunity like
this arose.
As they walked around the arcade, they saw games with metal guns
to shoot at targets and games of strength where you squeeze a handle
and a light tells you how strong you are. They also saw a mechanical
piano that played a song for an acorn.
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Towards the back of the arcade, they saw a fortune teller game.
Inside was a man with a turban on his head; he was looking into a
crystal ball.
“Let’s try hearing what the fortune teller has to say,” said Evie. The
whole group gathered around the fortune teller, and Constance
opened her purse to get an acorn to put into the machine. After she
deposited the acorn, the head lifted up, the hands waved over the
crystal ball, and the fortune teller started to speak.
“Huh?” Evie started to say. “How does he know that?” The next
thing Evie saw was her mother leaving her room to go wake
Constance up.
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Mount Pleasant
Jack had completely forgotten about that story. He laughed and said
that was the first of many jokes they played on each other over the
years. “Boy, those were fun times,” Jack said. Constance told her
dad that Grandma K wished he would come back for a visit and how
Harper said he may be able to do so if he sleeps with his old squirrel
stuffed animal near him. “I may just try that one night. It would be
great to go back to see the old gang,” said Jack.
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Titus told them that after Mayor Downing, he and Harper collected
the suitcases from the porter and loaded them into the same sleeper
car they went to Willets in, they had a great dinner and then watched
the scenery in the observation car. Harper pointed out all the points
of interest and said, “We can have many adventures just between
Puffin Village and Willets.”
Tyler continued with his story. “In no time, the train pulled into
Mount Pleasant train station, and Harper and I said our goodbyes to
the mayor and departed the train. It was still early morning, so we
had a lot of time to hike the mountain before sunset.”
He paused to take another bite of his dinner. “The train station was
nothing more than a wooden platform with sheets of rusty metal
running the length of the platform to provide protection from the
rain and sun. There was one long wooden bench in the center. As
we stepped down from the platform, hundreds of the oddest-looking
rabbits surrounded us. The strange rabbits were slim with necks so
long that when they were sitting, they were the same height as
Harper and I. All of a sudden, and at the same time, they raised a
paw over their heads and yelled, ‘Pick me, pick me.’ I turned to
Harper and asked him what these creatures were and what they
wanted to be picked for. Harper told me they were babbits, and they
were guides for Mount Pleasant.
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gave him a big hug. ‘Harper, my old friend,’ the babbit shouted.
‘What a pleasant surprise. How long has it been?’
“‘Idaho,’ I responded.
“‘Well, let’s get started,’ Tyler said and he made his way through the
crowd of babbits. We followed him. Tyler picked out two of the
babbits, Zoe and Coker, to carry our backpacks that Harper had
ready for our trip. They were filled with snacks, water and some
supplies. I commented to Tyler that the backpacks were too heavy
for the babbits and we could carry them on our own, but he would
hear none of it. Later, Harper told me that this is what the babbits
live for, and we would be hurting their feelings if we didn’t let them
carry our supplies.”
At this point, the family was finished having dinner, and Mrs.
Drapkin suggested that the kids get ready for bed and that Titus
could tell the rest of the story instead of having a story read to them.
The kids did everything they needed to get ready for bed, and while
Titus was brushing his teeth, Constance and Evie were in Titus’s bed
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where they usually all heard a bedtime story, with their dad reading
and their mom sitting on the end of the bed. Constance told her dad
about the large arcade they were in and the fortune teller. Jack
remembered the arcade and started telling a story about the time he
and Squirrely found a large bag of acorns in a field one day and spent
the entire day in the arcade playing games with those acorns.
Just then, Titus came into the room with his dream journal, climbed
in the center of the bed with Evie on one side and Constance on the
other and said, “Okay, where were we?” After flipping through
some of the pages, he said, “This is where I left off. We set off up a
narrow trail that leads to the top of Mount Pleasant with Tyler in
the lead and Harper behind him. I trailed behind Harper. Following
my lead were the two little babbits, huffing and puffing from
carrying our backpacks.
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“I won’t bore you with all the details,” Titus told his sisters and
parents, “but although the path was steep and rocky, we were up to
the snow level in no time. Zoe ran ahead to Tyler and asked him if
we could stop for a break. Tyler found an overlook that was warm
and dry from the afternoon sun, and we stopped for a break. Harper
laid out a tablecloth and proceeded to take out sandwiches, bottles
of water, lots of fruit and cookies for dessert.
“I asked Tyler how far it was to the top, and he said it was only
about another two hours. I really wanted to get to the top before I
woke up, so after we finished eating our fruit and sandwiches, we all
decided to save our cookies for later and put them in the backpack.
Zoe and Coker were smiling as we headed up the mountain because
now their packs were lighter.
“The trail started to get narrow, and it was covered with snow.
Harper told me that this is why we needed a guide because
otherwise, we could get lost. As the trail wound around the
mountain, we came upon a large cave. There was loud snoring
coming from the cave, and I started getting a bit nervous.
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heard a loud roar and then a scream. Zoe and Coker were already
running back down the path, and Harper and I looked at each other
trying to decide what to do. Before we could move, a large white
furry animal, which looked like a cross between a polar bear and a
gorilla, came out carrying Tyler in his arms.”
“What did you do?” asked Constance, holding her Remy stuffed
animal tight.
“Tyler told me the bear’s name was Sebastian, and he was a Yeti
from Nepal. Sebastian was the guardian of Mount Pleasant, and his
job was to make sure people didn’t litter or cause any damage to the
mountain.
“Tyler told Sebastian that he had another tour tomorrow at the same
time, so he needed to be ready to roar when he came in the cave.
He also said that they needed to leave now if they wanted to make
it to the top of the mountain by sunset. When Tyler got back on the
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trail, he whistled real loud, and Zoe and Coker came running. As it
turns out, they were in on the joke too.
“After another hour of hiking, they made it to the top just in time
to watch the sunset. The view was breathtaking. The sun set in a
large orange ball right into the ocean, while a flock of some kind of
bird flew through the middle of the sun.
“From up north, Harper could see the smoke from a train, which
was a reddish color from the sunset. Tyler told Harper that was the
last train for the day so they needed to get down fast if they wanted
to catch it for the trip back to Puffin Village. As it turns out, just on
the other side of the mountain peak was the nest of Hunter, the large
eagle that lived on top of Mount Pleasant. Tyler asked Hunter if he
could fly Harper and Titus down to the station, and Hunter agreed
as long as Tyler waited at the nest to keep an eye on the baby eagles.
“Next thing we knew, Harper and I were hanging on for our lives
on the back of the eagle, as he slowly circled around to get us to the
station without falling off. We got to the station with minutes to
spare. We thanked Hunter and boarded the train as Hunter flew back
up to the top of the mountain.”
“Yes,” said Titus, “flying on the back of the eagle was the best thing
I have done so far in Dreamland. Hunter showed me how to do a
special whistle, so if I ever need him, he will show up.
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“How about we meet at Harper and Remy’s house and take the
pirate ship to Sanderling Island and meet the puppies?” Titus asked.
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“Sure enough,” said Harper. “We loaded apple, pecan, cherry and
blackberry pies, along with lots of snacks. “Where’s Evie?” Harper
asked.
“Harper,” Titus called out, “how are we going to get the pirate ship
from your backyard to the ocean?”
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“It’s your dream, Titus. Figure something out while Remy and I
finish getting the ship ready to go.”
Within minutes, the ship was utterly shaded from the sun. Titus
looked up thinking that maybe the weather had changed and a storm
was coming in. Instead, he saw Sebastian the giant eagle and a friend
circling over the ship.
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Titus gave two thumbs up to signal that he was ready. Sebastian used
his giant claws to grab the foremast, while Mandy grabbed on the
mast and slowly lifted the ship up in the air.
“It sure does,” said Titus, “but in our dream, there won’t be any
kid-eating alligators,” added Titus.
The ship barely cleared the church steeple, knocking the weather
vane on top enough to set it spinning and making the large church
bell ring. Within minutes, Sebastian and Mandy set the ship down
in the center of Puffin Harbor. The water was calm, and there were
large, white, puffy clouds in the sky. Harper dropped anchor to keep
the ship from drifting into the rocks. Titus asked Harper why he
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Harper said, “Because we still have to set the sails and finish
preparing the ship for our voyage.”
Harper asked Titus and Constance how much they knew about
sailing. Titus and Constance said, “Not much.” Harper and Remy
spent an hour going over the basics of sailing a ship with the two
kids. They assigned Constance to take the wheel which steers the
ship, while everyone else worked the sails to get the ship ready to
go.
As they were about ready to go, Evie arrived on deck still wearing
her pajamas. “Sorry for not changing, but I just fell asleep and I didn’t
want to miss the ship,” said Evie.
“Okay,” said Harper, “you can get changed later. For now, climb
up to the crow’s nest and keep an eye out for rocks or other ships.”
Evie nodded her head and started climbing up to the crow's nest,
which was on the main mast around 60 feet above the deck. From
there, she could see over 15 miles away in every direction. Once she
was settled in, she opened up her toy spyglass telescope she received
for her birthday and scanned the horizon for rocks and ships.
With the rigging ready to go, Harper yelled out to hoist the anchor.
It took all the strength of Harper, Remy and Titus combined to get
the anchor back in the ship.
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“That was a lot of work for a dream,” Titus said. “I think I am going
to dream up an automatic anchor hoister before my next sailing
trip.”
With the sun to their backs, they made their way out of the harbor
and into Shearwater Ocean. Constance was busy keeping the ship
heading due west, while Titus and Harper were in the captain’s
quarters, charting the course to Sanderling Island. Remy was already
preparing breakfast for everyone in the ship’s galley. Remy brought
Harper and Titus plates of smoked bacon and scrambled eggs, as well
as a loaf of freshly baked bread and a pitcher of milk. Next, she
brought Constance and Evie breakfast sandwiches with bacon and
eggs between two slices of bread, knowing they couldn’t do their
jobs while eating off plates.
With the course set, Titus relieved Constance at the wheel, and
Constance climbed up to the crow's nest to give Evie a break. Using
Evie’s toy spyglass, Constance spotted a small ship heading their
direction.
“Ship off our bow (bow is the front of the ship) about 2 miles,”
Constance yelled down. Harper, Remy and Titus all pulled out
spyglasses to look at the ship.
“It looks like a small cargo ship heading to Puffin Village to get
supplies for Sanderling Island,” said Harper.
“Yes, but is has cannons and is flying a flag I don’t recognize,” said
Remy.
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“Titus to be safe, go arm the cannon. Remy, go below and get the
bull horn. Evie, take control of the wheel and steer to the starboard
(right side) of the ship. We want to keep the wind with us should
we have to get out of here quickly,” Harper added.
As the two ships got closer, Harper yelled, “Ahoy there, what is the
name of your ship and where are you heading?”
A large Great Dane puppy wearing a captain’s hat and a blue scarf
yelled back, “This is the ship Sanderling Cloud, and we are heading
to Puffin Village for supplies.” Then the Great Dane puppy yelled
back, “What is the name of your ship, and why are you flying a
pirate flag? We were about to open fire on you when one of the
crew spotted the human girl in the crow's nest.”
Harper turned to Titus and asked, “What is the name of our ship?”
“Let’s call it the USS Puffin, and let’s take down the pirate flag before
we get blown out of the water by mistake,” suggested Titus.
Harper shouted back to the dogs, “Our ship is called the USS Puffin,
and we are on a peaceful mission to explore Dreamland. Right now,
we are sailing to Sanderling Island.”
They lowered the pirate flag and replaced it with a new white and
blue striped flag. The new flag had a Puffin bird in the center and it
was the flag of Puffin Village. Once the puppy crew saw the new
flag, they knew they were no longer in danger and moved away
from the cannons.
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The captain of Sanderling Cloud asked the crew of the USS Puffin
if they would like to come aboard and join them for a snack. Titus
couldn’t picture everyone sitting on the floor eating dog food from
a bowl, so he asked Remy to make some sandwiches to take with
them just in case. As soon as the two ships were side by side and tied
together, everyone used ropes to swing over like the pirates did in
the stories, and they were on the deck of the Sanderling Cloud in
no time. There must have been twenty puppies of different sizes,
colors and breeds waiting on the deck to greet them.
Harper introduced Remy and said they both lived in Puffin Village.
Next, he introduced the Drapkin children and said they were real-
worlders on a dream adventure. Dane said he also had a real-worlder,
but he was from England and was probably awake and in school
now. Dane, Pete and Bill led the group to the ship’s mess hall (dining
room) and everyone sat on large wooden benches around a table
made out of weathered oak. To Titus’s surprise and delight, the table
had all kinds of cooked meats, baked bread, veggies and desserts.
Although Titus, Constance and Evie just had breakfast, all they had
to do was to dream they were hungry again. They did so and then
filled their plates with their favorite foods.
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“I have to admit,” Titus said, with his mouth filled with mashed
potatoes, “I thought we were going to have to eat dog food from
bowls.” Dane, Pete and Bill all howled with laughter, and Bill
accidentally snorted out a pea from his nose, he as howling so hard.
After everyone was full and the table was cleared, Dane went over
to the captian’s quarters and brought back a map.
Pointing at a spot on the map, which was about twenty miles from
Puffin Harbor, Dane said, “We are here, and this is where we are
heading.”
“I believe all your supplies are already on the wharf because when
we flew over the town, I saw one of Mr. Nordmo’s helpers riding a
large buckboard wagon full of supplies towards the direction of the
wharf,” Remy said.
“I’m sorry, did you say you flew over the town?” asked Bill, the
hound dog.
“Yes,” said Titus. “In my dream, I had two large eagles pick up the
ship from town and bring it to the harbor.”
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Dane pointed at the map. “You are here and over here is Sanderling
Island. It is going to take you a full dream to get there.” Dane turned
the map over and on the backside was a large map of Sanderling
Island. “As you can see, Sanderling is pretty large and each breed of
dogs has their own village. However, right here,” said Dane pointing
to a spot on the map, “is the waterfront town of Port Kaynine. The
waterfront is a bit rough, but once you get closer to the town center,
there are a lot of attractions like restaurants and museums.”
Dane continued talking and said, “I suggest for your next dream,
you begin with your ship anchored in the harbor and take a dingy
(small boat) to this wharf in the harbor. Make your way to Mrs.
Harriet’s Boarding House. She makes the best breakfast in Port
Kaynine, and if you want to stay for more than one dream, this will
be a good place to use as your base,” Dane explained. “Tell Mrs.
Harriet that you are friends of mine, and she will give you the puppy
discount on food and lodging. Also, ask her for the map of the town.
It will have all the places you will want to see clearly marked. This
way, you can get the most out of your next dream.”
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With that, Dane rose and said it was time to head to Puffin Village
since he had a schedule to keep. He wished them all a safe and fun
voyage. Everyone went on deck, said their goodbyes and used the
ropes to swing back to the USS Puffin. Both ships detached the
ropes, and Harper ordered his crew to hoist all their sails to speed up
their trip to Sanderling Island.
Evie, back up in the crow’s nest, was the first to spot Sanderling
Island. They sailed west to where Port Kaynine was. Although it was
still far away, she could barely make out Port Kaynine since it was
the largest of all the towns, and it spanned the entire beach of the
harbor.
“Land Ho,” Evie yelled down. “Keep heading west and we should
be in the harbor in no time.”
Everyone ran to the bow to see the town. Suddenly, Titus and Evie
disappeared.
“Looks like Evie and Titus woke up,” said Constance. “But I am
still dreaming, so let’s get in the dingy and head into town before I
wake up!” As they started lowering the dingy, Constance
disappeared too, leaving Harper and Remy on board the ship by
themselves.
“I guess it is time for us to go back to the real world too and pretend
like we are just stuffed animals until they wake up again,” said Remy.
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Port Kaynine
“Yes, waterfronts at port towns can be a bit rough,” Jack said. “Can’t
you just start your dream in the center of town?” Jack asked.
“That sounds like a great way to start a new dream adventure,” said
Constance, and Evie nodded her head in agreement.
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So, after Jack read another chapter, all the kids went to bed. Before
they fell asleep, they each dreamed about the pirate outfits they were
going to wear for that night’s dream. Titus dreamed of wearing black
boots that came almost up to his knees, blue pants, a white shirt with
ruffles on the front and a black sash around his waist and a blue vest
with gold buttons. On his head, he had a tricorn hat with a skull and
crossbones on the front. He also had a pirate buccaneer sword that
he could put in his sash when he wasn’t using it.
Evie dreamed about wearing a black and white striped dress, with a
black vest, a white ruffled shirt and a red bandana on her head. She
even added a small black mustache that she drew on using her
mother’s eyebrow pencil.
When all three of the children arrived back on the ship, Harper and
Remy were waiting for them dressed in pirate outfits too. The first
thing Titus did was change the flag back to the pirate flag. They
lowered the dingy and all climbed in. Titus and Constance both
rowed while Evie was in the front directing them to the wharf.
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The sun was just rising as they tied the boat to the wharf. Titus
thought it would be safer to travel through the waterfront early in
the morning when everyone was still sleeping. What he didn’t
realize was that Port Kaynine was the biggest port on Sanderling
Island so ships were already loading or unloading goods and supplies.
As they walked down the wharf, no one took notice of the group
since everyone was busy working. At the end of the wharf there
were hundreds of puppies and dogs from Sanderling Island, as well
as other animals from all parts of Dreamland. Titus saw mice,
squirrels, bears, kumons, badgers, babbits and numerous other
animals he had never seen before. Everyone was either rushing
around to go somewhere, selling something or buying supplies.
“Yes,” said Harper. “As you know, Dreamland is very large and
since this is a port town, it attracts inhabitants from all parts. I have
yet to travel to many parts of Dreamland, so there are animals here I
have never seen before.”
As they were making their way past the stalls filled with pigs, sheep,
goats and turkeys and past the stalls selling vegetables, fish and
oysters, Constance noticed two suspicious dogs following them. One
dog was a mean-looking short, fat brown bulldog with a scar on his
right cheek and he wore a worn leather vest, a belt with a large
sword and a pirate hat. The other dog was a small dark gray pug with
large bulging black eyes and a nose that looked like it had been
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punched more than a few times. It was hard to tell if the pug was
watching them since his eyes went in two different directions.
“Titus, don’t look now but I think we are being followed by two
mean-looking dogs,” Constance whispered.
Harper heard what Constance said and suggested they all go into the
boat supply store they were just about to pass to see if the two dogs
stopped or kept on walking. As they entered the store, the
shopkeeper took one look at the group and told them that pirates
were not welcome in his store. Harper tried to explain that they
really weren’t pirates but the small thin toy poodle store owner,
clearly upset, started jumping up and down and running around in
circles, yelping that he wanted them to leave immediately. As they
turned around to leave, the pug and bulldog walked into the store
and were face-to-face with the group.
“Why are you following us?” Titus confronted them in his loud,
deep outside voice.
The pug had a “who me?” expression on his face and his eyes were
going in all different directions. The bulldog, on the other hand, had
a menacing snarl and asked, “Are you the real-worlders here for the
treasure map?”
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“Out of my store all you or I will call the police!” The toy poodle
yapped with an annoyingly loud and high-pitched voice.
“Let’s go down the street to the Green Parrot Saloon where we can
talk,” said the bulldog.
Since it was still very early in the morning, the Green Parrot Saloon
was almost empty. At the bar, there was a three-legged terrier with
an eye patch drinking something from a dark brown bottle along
with a stray mutt that looked like it never took a bath. Both dogs
seemed to be arguing over a dog bone on the bar. Besides these two,
and the large French poodle waitress behind the bar, the rest of the
place was empty.
The group found a large, round wooden table in the back of the
dimly lit bar and sat down. Constance had her hand on her dagger
under the table just in case this was some kind of funny business.
Titus made sure he sat facing the door to watch if anyone suspicious
came in. Evie kept her eye on the back door in case they had to
make a quick exit.
The bulldog started talking first. “My name is Duke and this is my
partner, Max. We were told to stay at the wharf until a group of
real-world pirates showed up asking about a treasure map,” Duke
said.
“Okay, you figured us out. So, where is the treasure map?” Titus
said trying to sound convincing.
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“How do we know you are the right group of pirates?” Max asked
suspiciously. His voice was very commanding for such a little dog.
“Whoever told you to look for us must have told you what to ask
us to prove who we are,” Constance said quickly.
“Yes,” said Duke, “I am supposed to ask you two riddles that only
the real pirates would know, and if you answer it correctly, I can tell
you where to find the map.”
After a long moment of silence, Duke moved his chair back and
started to stand up and Max was reaching for something under the
table when Evie shouted, “Shiver me timbers.”
Titus was about to tell Evie to be quiet, when Duke said, “You are
correct.” Duke and Max sat back down. Constance was about ready
to ask Evie how she knew the answer but decided it would be best
to wait until later. Harper and Remy looked at each other, impressed
that Evie knew the answer.
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“So now that we answered the first riddle correctly, what is the
second riddle?” Constance asked.
Max figured that the correct answer on the first riddle may have
been lucky, but unless they were the real pirates, they wouldn’t
know the answer to the next riddle.
“What was the name of the young captain of the pirate ship
Adventure Galley?”
Titus read lots of books on pirates and knew the names of most of
the famous pirates, but he never bothered to memorize the name of
their ships. Thinking to himself, he could remember Black Beard,
Anne Bonny, Black Bart and Captain Morgan, but he couldn’t
remember the name of their ships.
Again Duke and Max started to stand up after it appeared that they
didn’t know the answer when Evie yelled out, “Captain Kid.”
Constance whispered into Evie’s ear, “How did you know the name
of the captain?”
Evie whispered back, “I didn’t, I just guessed from the clues that he
was a captain and he was young, and kids are young so that is why I
guessed it was Captain Kid.”
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“That’s a different type of kid, one is spelled with one d and the
other with two,” Constance told Evie.
“Well, they sound the same to me,” Evie replied. Constance rolled
her eyes but was happy Evie guessed right.
Duke and Max looked at each other and Duke said, “Max, it looks
like we found the right group.” Max nodded in agreement.
“If you are looking for clues as to which room he was in, you should
try and question his parrot, which flew back to the boarding house
when Captain Kidd was captured.” At that point, Duke and Max
stood up, turned around and left the bar.
“It looks like your dream has taken on a new twist. Harper and I
have never been on a treasure hunt before, but it sounds like fun,”
Remy said to the group.
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before checking in, try to question the parrot to find out which
room they should ask for. The group agreed and started to head out
of the bar. As they were about to leave, the two dogs that were
arguing at the bar turned and the three-legged terrier put his crutch
out to stop them.
The terrier with the crutch and eye patch said, “Did I hear correctly
that you are hunting for a treasure map?”
The terrier stared at Harper for a long time then removed his crutch
from blocking their path and went back to arguing with mutt at the
bar.
When they all got outside, Titus said, “That was quick thinking,
Harper. Just in case they didn’t believe you, let’s keep an eye out to
make sure they don’t follow us.”
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Remy suggested they stop in a clothing store they were passing and
use the changing room to get changed into their regular clothes,
which Remy had been carrying in a backpack.
“This way, we will blend in with the townspeople and we will less
likely be recognized if we are being followed,” Remy added.
After walking uphill for a while, they saw the boarding house at the
end of the street. As they started to cross the street, Harper saw a
large stagecoach coming right at them and yelled out to tell everyone
to stop. The coach barely missed them, but its wheel went through
a large puddle and threw muddy water on the group. This woke
Titus, Constance and Evie up all at the same time.
Titus yelled in his bedroom. “No. Not again! Just when the dream
was getting good.”
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Jack and Mrs. Dapkin were both impressed with how the kids now
went to bed without a struggle, how they slept through the night
and how well they remembered what they dreamed. After dinner,
chores, baths and bedtime stories were done, the kids were ready for
sleep with no complaints.
“Guys, while we were here waiting for you to return, we saw a few
rough-looking dogs entering the boarding house. One of them was
the three-legged terrier from the Green Parrot Saloon,” Harper told
them.
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“I don’t think anyone will recognize you since you aren’t wearing
your pirate outfits, but be careful and keep your voices down just in
case,” Remy added.
The entrance to the lobby of the boarding house was through the
pub and grill. The pub and grill was very dark, only lit by a few
candles and a large fireplace in the corner. It took the group a minute
for their eyes to adjust to the dark, but everyone in the pub was
involved in their own conversations and took no notice of the
group.
Remy found an empty table against the wall in a dark corner and
the group sat down. The table was old and worn with initials and
dates carved in the top and long benches on either side. A young
puppy dressed in white pants, a white shirt, a blue sash and a blue
bandana around his neck came over to the table with menus.
Riley looked mad, then he took a deep breath and said, “Sorry about
that group. As I said, we are busy so I will be right back.”
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mean dog group. Every now and then the parrot would screech out,
“Pieces of eight, pieces of eight.” No one paid any attention to it.
When Riley came back, he took everyone’s order and then said,
“We don’t get many real-worlders here and the ones who do come
are usually looking for Captian Kidd’s treasure map.”
“If that is why you are here, you can forget it because I have searched
this whole place and I didn’t find it.”
Before he could finish, the terrier yelled, “Hey boy, we need more
drinks and bring some of your best steaks over because we are all
hungry.”
Riley took off to the kitchen to place the order. This gave the group
time to discuss what Riley had said and how they should try to talk
with the parrot.
“It’s good because the map hasn’t been found yet,” Harper
responded.
Riley came out with bread, butter and water for everyone.
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“Can you bring a few over next time you come by?” Constance
asked.
“Did I ask you to cook them?” the terrier yelled back. “Did anyone
in this room hear me ask the boy to cook the steaks?”
Silence followed.
“Didn’t think so. Get those steaks off the grill and bring them to us
NOW!” the terrier yelled.
Riley turned red with embarrassment and anger and went stomping
off to the kitchen to get the steaks and crackers. First, he brought
the crackers to Constance. Next, he brought the steaks to the terrier
and dropped them all on the top of the terrier’s head.
The terrier got angry and yelled, “Why did you do that?”
Riley shouted loudly, “Did anyone in the room hear the terrier tell
me not to put the steaks on his head?”
Silence followed.
“I didn’t think so.” And with that Riley raced out the door with the
mean group of dogs and the terrier chasing after him.
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This was the opportunity Constance was looking for. She took the
crackers and went over to the parrot. “Polly want a cracker?”
Constance asked.
Just as she sat down, the mean dog group came back in huffing and
puffing, apparently unable to catch young Riley.
With Riley missing, Gunther, the old hound dog who was the cook,
brought all the food to the table and everyone chowed down.
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While the group was eating, Harper and Remy went to the front
desk to reserve the room. After waiting a few minutes for a clerk,
they hit the bell on the counter to get some help. From under the
desk, a small old English toy spaniel hopped onto the counter and
said, “Good evening, I am Mrs. Harriet the third. How can I help
you?”
“I would like a room for tonight for my sister and me,” Harper
requested.
“Impossible,” the spaniel said. “The last person who stayed in that
room really messed it up searching for a treasure map, and we have
not had time to clean it.”
Remy pretended to cry and Harper said, “Now look what you’ve
done. You’ve made my sister cry. Every time we come here, we stay
in room eight, and now you tell us we can’t.”
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Remy smiled and gave the spaniel a big hug, and they both went
back to the table.
“It wasn’t easy, but we got room eight. Apparently, the last person
who stayed tore the room up looking for the map,” Remy said.
Harper and Remy left money to cover the dinner and headed up the
stairs. Room eight was up a dark and windy set of wooden stairs that
led to the second floor. There was only one candle mounted on the
wall of the staircase and one in the hall on the second floor. When
they checked in, the clerk gave them each a candle to use in the
room. When they got to the second floor, they used the candle
mounted on the wall to light their candles. This brightened up the
hall and made it easier to find room eight.
After putting the key in the lock and opening the door, Harper and
Remy found the room was a total mess. The bed had been turned
upside down, the paintings had been removed and the backs opened,
some of the wallpaper was peeled off and all the drawers in the
dresser were removed and laying in a pile. Constance and Evie
arrived next, followed shortly by Titus.
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Given that the room was small and had furniture spread all over the
place, Titus could barely get into the room and close the door.
“Constance, you pick up all the drawers and put them back in the
dresser. Evie, you collect all the paintings and lean them against the
wall. Remy, you can turn the table and chair over while Titus and I
put the bed against the wall and roll up the carpet,” Harper directed.
Once the room was in order and the carpet had been rolled up,
Constance noticed how many planks there were on the floor. “We
could be here all night lifting up planks and looking for the map,”
Constance said.
“Haven’t you heard about the pirates using an X to mark the spot?”
Titus asked Constance.
“Yes, but I thought that was only for finding hidden treasure,”
Constance responded.
“Well, let’s hope they also use it to find the treasure maps,” Titus
said.
Titus got down on the floor. Using one of the candles, he started
checking out each plank. In a matter of minutes, he found a plank
that had a small X scratched in the corner.
Constance got down, and using her dagger, she slowly started prying
the plank up. Every time she lifted the plank, it made a loud cracking
sound. After prying it up about 3 inches, Titus used the candlelight
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to see if anything was under the plank. Sure enough, there was an
old piece of leather wrapped around something with a string around
it.
Titus tried to reach in, but his hand was too large. As he was about
to ask Constance to pry it up higher, Evie reached in and grabbed
the leather roll. Constance slowly let down the plank, while Titus
and Remy put the carpet back into position and then placed the bed
back on top of the carpet.
Evie removed the string from the leather and unrolled it on the table.
After everyone quit sneezing from the dust that had flown in their
faces from opening the map, they could make out a detailed map of
Sanderling Island. The map was drawn on parchment paper and
clearly very old. Many of the landmarks on the map were so faded
they could not be read.
Looking over the map, they found Port Kaynine, which was on the
east coast of the island—about halfway between the south and the
north parts of the island. On the very northwest part of the island
was Bounty Bay and slightly inland from the bay was a large X. Next
to the X were directions on how to locate the treasure.
“I have an idea,” said Titus. “If we all leave for the ship, the mean
dogs will probably figure out we have the map and follow us. How
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about Harper, Remy and Evie head to the ship and if the mean dogs
follow, you sail around until you lose them. Then, head to Bounty
Bay. While you’re doing that, Constance and I will use the bedsheets
to climb out of the window and head up this trail.” Titus pointed to
a trail on the map. “This will take us over land to the treasure. If we
get there first, we will start digging up the treasure and meet you on
the beach.”
Harper, Remy and Evie thought it was a good plan. Harper used a
small piece of paper to copy the map just in case they got there first.
The sun was just rising as Harper, Remy and Evie made their way
down the stairs. Every step they took made the stairs creak loudly.
When they got to the lobby, they looked into the pub and noticed
the mean dogs were all sleeping at the table, right where they were
the night before.
Quietly, the group made their way past the dogs and to the front
door. As the door opened, it made a squeaking sound that woke up
the parrot. It squawked, “Pieces of 8, pieces of 8.”
The terrier opened his eyes to see the group go out the front door.
While the terrier was looking for his crutch and waking the other
dogs, Harper, Remy and Evie were able to flag down a passing
carriage. They asked if they could get a lift to the wharf at Port
Kaynine. The driver told them that was where he was heading and
as they pulled away, Evie saw all the mean dogs come out of the pub
and look around for them.
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The carriage was halfway down Main Street before the dogs figured
out what happened. All the dogs, except for the terrier who was
using a crutch, started running after the carriage.
After walking for over an hour, they stopped to rest near a stream.
As they were making their way from the path down to the stream,
Titus heard the sound of footsteps and twigs breaking from the path
they had just walked. Thinking it was the mean dogs, Titus told
Constance to hide. Titus got behind a tree and crouched with a large
stick hovering over his head in case he needed to use it.
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furniture moving around, I assumed you were looking for the map.
When I saw you and Constance go out the window, I knew you
had found it,” Riley said.
“So what if we did find the map. We found it and you didn’t. Why
should we let you in on the treasure?” Constance asked.
“First off, I have a bag with supplies and water. Next, I know
Sanderling Island very well, and I know which towns we can visit
and which ones we should avoid. And last, if the treasure is there,
from what I understand, there will be more than enough for
everyone to share,” Riley answered.
After Constance and Titus spoke, Titus agreed to allow Riley to join
them on the treasure hunt. After all, it was a dream and Constance
and Titus were taught to share with others, so why not give Riley a
share of the treasure if he helped them find it?
The carriage dropped the group off at the end of the wharf at the
place where the driver had to go to pick up a group of vacationing
squirrels from Willets. Harper, Remy and Evie managed to get into
the dingy, untie it and cast off before the mean dogs could reach
them. As they were rowing out to their ship, Remy could see the
terrier, which just caught up with the group, talking to captains. It
appeared that he was trying to hire a ship to follow them.
Harper, Remy and Evie made it to the ship and quickly used Titus’s
steam-powered anchor hoister invention to pull the anchor up.
Right after they set sail, Evie spotted a small but fast schooner
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“I suggest we stay on this path until we reach Flea Town. The town
is an old mining camp, and the dogs and puppies are very friendly
there. We can get lunch and any additional supplies we will need
there,” Riley said.
Riley laughed and said, “We do hate fleas, but it is called Flea Town
because it is the home to the most famous flea circus in all of
Dreamland. When we get there, we have to go and visit the flea
circus and the Flea Museum.
“Do I look like the type of puppy who would double-cross my new
friends?” Riley asked.
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The trail looked big on the map, but in reality, it wasn’t much more
than a mountain goat path. Most of the trail was winding uphill
around a mountain peak. As they got higher, they could almost see
the whole island. When they stopped to rest, Riley pointed out
different parts of Sanderling Island.
“To my east, is Port Kaynine. You can see the wharf and almost
make out Mrs. Harriet’s Boarding House on the hill. To the south,
is the port town of Coonhound. To the southeast is Mongrel Village
and to the west is Wolf Dog Harbor. Way up northeast is Bounty
Bay where the treasure is buried, and that little speck down there is
Flea Town, where we are heading,” Riley pointed out to Titus and
Constance.
Back on the ship, Evie made her way up to the crow’s nest. She
could see that the schooner was still following them. She yelled
down to Remy, who was at the wheel. Remy yelled to Harper, who
was in the captain’s cabin, looking over the map.
Harper came out and said that he had a plan. Speaking loudly so Evie
could hear him, he told the group, “We should continue back to
Puffin Village to draw the schooner away from the treasure, and
while we are there, we can resupply the ship. When the coast is
clear, we should head to Bounty Bay and pick up the others.”
Everyone agreed with the plan, so they lowered the pirate flag, raised
the Puffin Village flag and hoisted all the sails to get to Puffin Village
quickly.
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As the ship made its way into the harbor, they spotted a place on the
wharf where they could tie up the ship. Although they made good
time with full sails. Before Remy could finish tying up the ship, the
terrier and the pit bull jumped onto the wharf and were waiting by
the ship. Harper, Remy and Evie walked down the ramp and tried
to ignore the two dogs on the wharf.
“Where are the others?” the terrier called out in a loud voice.
The pitbull ran up the ramp and quickly searched every part of the
ship. When he came up to the top deck, he yelled down to the
terrier that the ship was empty.
“Looks like we were tricked,” said the terrier. “The others must still
be on the island searching for the treasure.”
“How will we find them now that they have such a long headstart?”
asked the pit bull.
“Easy,” said the Terrier. “We sail back to Port Kaynine, and when
we get to Mrs. Harriet’s Boarding House, we convince Gunther, the
hound dog cook, to help us track the others. He used to be a tracker
for the military, so he is really good at picking up scents.”
With that, the two dogs hopped back on the schooner and started
sailing back to Port Kaynine.
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“That was close,” said Harper. “Too bad we can’t warn Titus and
Constance.”
“Since it is almost time to wake up, I can warn them when I see
them in the morning,” Evie said.
“I have been working on it, and now I can say a few words,” Evie
replied.
“Okay. While you are gone, Harper and I will resupply the ship and
be ready to sail when you return,” Remy answered. “By the way,
your dad will have a surprise for you this evening. I can’t tell you
what it is but—”
Before Remy could finish the sentence, Evie was gone and awake
in her crib.
Riley, Titus and Constance just made it down to Fea Town when
Constance heard the soft cry of Evie.
“See the Flea Museum down the street on the right?” Riley asked.
“I will meet you both there when you return.”
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Millie
E vie woke the whole family up crying. Mrs. Drapkin went into
her room to see what was wrong. Evie said, “Hungry.” Now
that she could speak a few words, she could say why she was upset.
After breakfast and chores, the kids went out to play since it was
Saturday and no one had school. While they were in the backyard
alone, Evie said to Titus and Constance, “Mean dogs.”
Confused, Titus asked, “What about the mean dogs? Were they
following us?”
That night at dinner, Jack came in late with a package under his arm.
He placed the package on the counter and sat down to eat with the
family.
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Constance told her dad about the boarding house, the mean dogs
that were keeping an eye on them, the parrot giving them a clue to
the treasure map, how they found the map under the floorboards
and how Evie, Harper and Remy lead the mean dogs away with the
ship while Titus and Constance went out the window to follow the
trail to the treasure.
Titus told about Riley, the pup from Mrs. Harriet’s Boarding House,
and how Riley was helping them find the treasure.“Tonight we are
meeting Riley at the Flea Museum in Flea Town, and I think Evie
is going back to the ship with Harper and Remy.”
Evie nodded.
That evening after everyone was in bed and read to, Jack went into
Evie’s room with the package he had brought from the toy store. As
he opened it, Evie could see a large matchbox like the ones Harper
and Remy slept in.
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“I see you’ve met Millie,” Remy said to Evie. “She was the surprise
I was trying to tell you about. Millie is our cousin who lives on the
other side of Puffin Village. She just turned five and is now old
enough for her own real-worlder. We instantly thought of you!”
The ship was fully loaded, so Harper gave the order to set sail. Evie
and Millie climbed up to the crow’s nest to keep an eye out for other
ships, while Remy sailed the ship and Harper looked at the map in
the captain’s quarters.
Millie told Evie about her family in Puffin Village. She has an older
brother and an older sister, who tease her a lot, but it’s always in a
friendly way. Both her brother and sister already had real-worlder
friends and got to go on all kinds of adventures. For the rest of the
voyage, Evie and Millie got to know each other better while keeping
a lookout in the crow’s nest.
Titus was just about to go into the museum when the flea at the
ticket counter told him a ticket cost five dollars.
“That seems like a lot because the museum is small,” Titus said in a
questioning tone.
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The flea was offended and said, “Because this is the best flea museum
in all of Dreamland, we charge a little more than the other
museums.”
Just as Titus was about to say something, Riley came out of the
museum.
“That was great,” Riley said to the flea. “I didn’t want to leave.”
Flea Town looked a lot like Willets, only older and more run down.
There were wooden buildings on either side of a dirt street,
tumbleweeds blowing down Main Street and wooden planks for
sidewalks covered with dust and mud.
Riley suggested they head over to Tater Tot’s Café and have
breakfast while they discussed the next part of the journey. Tater
Tot’s was a brightly lit little café with blue and white ruffled curtains.
Inside were ten tables with matching blue and white checkered
tablecloths. There were two fleas sitting at the counter having a
discussion about the flea circus, and a small, old Boston terrier with
a blue and white apron was serving them coffee.
The Boston terrier next came over to the group’s table with menus
and said, “Good morning. My name is Ms. Tater Tot. Welcome to
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Everyone ordered the blue plate special, and [Link] Tot went into
the kitchen to start making their meals.
When no one was around, Riley spread the map out on the table.
“We are here, and we have two ways we can get to Bounty Bay.
We can take this ridge trail,” Riley said pointing to a trail on the
map, “which will be a little tough and may have some snow, or we
can descend this path to Wolf Dog Harbor and then follow the
shoreline road. The second choice is easier, but it is also longer.”
Riley traced the trails on the map.
“Most likely,” said Riley. “Gunther always talked about how much
he hated being a cook and how much he wanted to spend his days
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as a tracker. That kind of money would allow him to quit his job
and become a tracker again.”
“That seems the easiest and fastest route. How come you didn’t
suggest that before?” asked Constance.
“Because there are several rapids and waterfalls along the river, so it
will be challenging and a bit dangerous,” Riley said.
By now, the terrier and the mean dogs had made it back to Mrs.
Harriets’ Boarding House. A new little blonde toy poodle with a
white apron, named Missy, came over to take their order. After they
placed their order, the terrier asked the waitress to have Gunther
come out when he was free. When the order was done, the toy
poodle and Gunther came to deliver the food.
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“I’ll tell you what,” said Gunther, “the pub and grill is closed
between lunch and dinner so I should have just enough time to get
you on the right path.”
“If you don’t go with us the entire way, you will only get a small
share of the treasure. But, if you track the real-worlders all the way
to the treasure, you will get a larger share,” the terrier told Gunther.
“Sorry, I can’t just quit my job and leave Mrs. Harriet without a
cook,” Gunther said. “As much as I would like to have a bigger
share, it isn’t right to walk out of a job without notice.”
Gunther didn’t trust the terrier anyway. Even if they found the
treasure, Gunther figured the terrier and the mean dogs would do
something so he wouldn’t get a share.
When Gunther finished his break and went back to cooking, the
terrier told the group that he had no intentions on sharing the
treasure with Gunther anyway. If Gunther only got them on the
right trail, the group could probably follow the trail, find the real-
worlders and get the treasure without having to share it with
Gunther.
Finally, after the lunch rush was over, Gunther walked outside below
the window of room eight with the terrier and mean dogs following.
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The terrier could tell something was wrong by the way Gunther was
acting. “You better tell us the right path, or we will come back and
tear up the boarding house,” the terrier threatened Gunther.
“Calm down,” said Gunther. “It looks like the real-worlders took
this path to Flea Town. Once you get there, you can ask some locals
which way the real-worlders went.”
Gunther went back to Mrs. Harriet’s Boarding House while the pack
of mean dogs headed up the mountain pass to get to Flea Town.
Evie, Millie, Harper and Remy had sailed the ship to the east coast
of Sanderling Island. They chose to stop in Wolf Dog Harbor
because if Titus and Constance chose to take the shoreline trail, they
might be able to meet up at the harbor and sail together to Bounty
Bay.
As Riley, Titus and Constance were leaving Tater Tot’s Café, Titus
spotted a large poster on the front of the post office announcing the
flea circus.
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“Look, they have a show just about to start! Do you think we have
time to watch some of the circus?” asked Titus.
“I’ve seen it before and it is worth seeing,” said Riley. “How about
you and Constance go watch the show while I go and buy a shovel,
pick and canoe. The circus tent is on the other end of town, near
the river. I will pop in the hardware store and meet you by the river
in an hour,” Riley said.
Titus and Constance purchased tickets and snacks and found a front
seat near the main ring. Constance couldn’t wait to eat the cotton
candy and popcorn. The tent was packed with dogs, puppies and
fleas from all parts of the island.
The ringmaster had just announced the next act. Six huge Great
Dane puppies entered the ring and arranged themselves in a circle.
Fleas doing tricks jumped from one puppy to the next. When the
act was over, the ringmaster pointed to a large cage to his left. Inside
the cage were wild-looking kittens. The circus fleas used small chairs
and ropes to get the kittens to perform stunts. One kitten caught a
rope and pulled it from the hands of one of the flea trainers. Just
when a group of kitten herders were about to enter the cage to catch
the bad kitten, the kitten dropped the rope and went back to strike
a pose.
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The ringmaster blew a whistle and all of the clown fleas made it back
in the carriage and were taken off stage. The circus was so
entertaining that Constance and Titus completely lost track of time.
Finally, Titus asked the cocker spaniel sitting next to him what time
it was. The spaniel pulled a gold pocket watch out of his vest and
said it was noon.
“We better get going,” Titus said to Constance. “We have already
been here over an hour. Riley must be waiting.”
Titus and Constance went out the back of the tent, which was next
to the river. Riley was waiting for them with the canoe in the water,
filled with supplies. Riley had purchased an old wooden canoe.
“We have to hurry,” Riley told Titus and Constance as all three
entered the canoe.
The group started paddling and the canoe began to move forward.
Riley continued, “I just left the general store and I think I saw the
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mean dogs. I was carrying the canoe over my head so all I could see
were their paws, but I know it was them because one had a crutch.
The group was asking around about a couple of real-worlders, and
a gossipy old Pomeranian said she overheard the real-worlders saying
they were going to the flea circus.”
The group kept paddling, directing the canoe around a bend in the
river. Suddenly, the group heard someone yell, “There they are!”
It was the terrier. Luckily the canoe went around a bend, making it
harder for the dogs to reach them. The pit bull and the others in the
dog pack wanted to run after the canoe, but the terrier suggested
that they go and steal a boat to follow them. The terrier spotted an
old rowboat tied to a dock and when no one was looking, the pack
of dogs climbed into the boat and cut the boat free from the dock.
By the time the dog pack got going, Riley, Titus and Constance had
a big head start.
“This part of the river is pretty calm, but when we get around the
next bend, it will speed up and we will have to make it through the
rapids,” Riley warned Titus and Constance.
“Titus, grab an oar and stay on the right side and paddle when the
water is slow. When we start hitting the rapids, use the oar to keep
us off the rocks. Constance, you do the same on the left side with
the other oar. I will be in the back with the large pole steering the
canoe.”
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As they rounded the bend, all they could see was white water, large
rocks and rapids. Titus gulped.
“Well, you came to Dreamland for adventure, so now you are about
to have a mighty big one,” Riley responded.
Right before they turned the corner, Riley saw the dog pack
following them in an old wooden boat.
“Looks like the mean dogs couldn’t find a canoe, so they got an old
rowboat instead. I didn’t see any oars which make me think they
don’t know anything about boating or about this river,” said Riley.
Sure enough the boat, loaded down with too many dogs, was
rounding the bend in the river when the pit bull saw the first rapids.
He started barking and howling, but with no oars, they could not
turn back.
Riley directed the canoe around several boulders, and Titus and
Constance paddled hard to keep the canoe heading the right
direction. Soon, they were through the first set of rapids and were
picking up speed.
Somehow, the boat with the dogs made it through the rapids and
was floating sideways on the calm water. But just when the dogs
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thought they were safe, the terrier spotted the back of the canoe
with the real-worlders rise up in the air and disappear over a
waterfall. Everyone in the dog boat started to yelp and a few jumped
into the water, trying to dog paddle to the shore. The rest were
paddling on both sides, trying to steer the boat away towards the
shore, but all they did was keep the boat in the center of the river.
Titus, Constance and Riley all screamed loudly as the canoe headed
over the waterfall. The canoe plummetted down the fall before it
landed upright on the river below. Riley looked back and saw the
mean dogs’ boat hit the bottom of the first waterfall, without any of
the dogs in the boat. He looked around for the dogs and saw one
dog after another go over the waterfall, waving their paws in the air
as if they were trying to fly. One dog was even trying to dog paddle
back up the waterfall.
Titus went to catch his breath but before he could, the canoe went
over another waterfall. This one was even taller than the first.
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Once ashore, the group saw the dogs’ boat go over the waterfall.
When it hit the water, it broke into tiny pieces. Thankfully, there
was no sign of the dogs, so Riley assumed all the dogs were either
onshore or stuck on rocks.
While Riley was pulling the canoe out of the water, Constance
noticed a colony of beavers come out from a dam off the side of the
river. They were collecting the broken pieces of wood.
One of the larger beavers came over and introduced himself. “Hi,
my name is Avery.” He looked at their canoe and said, “Are you
guys crazy! You can’t canoe down the Hunter River!”
“We are heading to Bounty Bay, and from looking at a map, this
was the fastest way to get there,” said Riley.
“Your map must be old,” said Avery. “This river has been
impassable by boat ever since I can remember. As a matter of fact,
the next waterfall is twice as tall as the one you just came down, and
after that, there are miles of white water rapids. If the waterfall
doesn’t get you, the rapids will. You were very lucky to get this far,”
Avery added.
“Is there a path we can take to get to Bounty Bay?” Constance asked.
“We also have a slight problem,” Titus added. “There are some
mean dogs following us. They will probably be on foot given that
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the wood you’re collecting is what is left of their boat,” Titus said,
pointing to the wood.
“First, we need to hide your canoe so they don’t know you are on
foot,” said Avery. Avery called some of the beavers over and within
a minute, they had chewed the canoe into pieces and brought the
scraps to their home in the dam.
“Why don’t you all follow me to our home and we can have lunch
while the dogs make their way down the path,” Avery suggested.
“This way, the dogs will be in front, and they won’t be looking
behind for you.”
Everyone took a deep breath and dove underwater until they were
under the dam. When they surfaced, they were in a beautiful home
with several bedrooms, a kitchen and a large dining room. Avery
brought them fresh fish, berries and a large spring salad. On one side
of the table sat Riley, Titus and Constance. On the other side were
Avery and six other beavers. Running around the dining room floor
were a bunch of baby beavers chewing on twigs and hitting a ball
back and forth with their tails.
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When the story was done, Avery pushed his chair back a bit and
said, “Don’t worry, you can have all the treasure. It means nothing
to a beaver. We have everything we need, and the treasure would
only bring us trouble.”
“That’s some good luck,” said Avery. The river path is a bit harder,
but a lot shorter and faster. “Do you know exactly where the treasure
is buried?” asked Avery.
“Yes,” said Titus. He pulled the map out of his vest, but it was
dripping wet. When he opened it up, all of the ink had smeared
together and the map was ruined.
“Now what are we going to do?” asked Titus, upset. “The map is
ruined and we don’t know where the treasure is hidden.”
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Meanwhile, their ship had just left Wolf Dog Harbor and was
making its way to Bounty Bay. Evie and Millie were back in the
crow’s nest, keeping an eye out for rocks, islands and other ships.
Evie used this time to get Millie caught up about Riley, Titus,
Constance, the treasure map and the mean dogs.
Evie pulled the map out of her vest to show Millie where the treasure
was buried when a large gust of wind tore the map out of Evie’s
hands. Evie screamed, “The map!” Her scream was so loud that
Harper and Remy both looked up at the same time to see the map
slowly floating down towards the sea.
Before anyone could react, Millie grabbed the closest rope and
jumped off the crow's nest. As she descended, she swung out over
the water and grabbed the map right before it hit the water. Harper
and Remy pulled Millie back on board and Evie climbed down to
thank Millie.
“I know this is only a copy, but you need to take better care of it,”
instructed Harper.
“Can you put it someplace safe in the captain’s quarters?” asked Evie.
“I don’t want to be responsible for it anymore.” Before putting it
away, the group looked over the map to see where they should go.
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Evie was trying to remember what time she went to bed to see if
they would get there before she woke up.
Back at the dam, Avery showed Riley, Titus and Constance the
path. “Here is some water, food and a couple of ropes you may need
to descend the waterfalls. With any luck, you should get there before
the end of the day,” Avery said.
With that, the group was off. The first obstacle was the very tall
waterfall Avery had warned them about. The path along the waterfall
was wet and slippery. Using the ropes, it took almost 30 minutes to
get to the bottom of the falls. From then on, the path was pretty easy
to descend. After a couple of more hours, they came to a lookout
point where they could see Bounty Bay. Constance spotted the USS
Puffin sailing into the bay, while Titus spotted the pack of mean
dogs walking along the shore about 5 miles from Bounty Bay. Riley,
Titus and Constance rushed down the path to get to Bounty Bay
before the dog pack.
“Rats!” said Titus. “If the map didn’t get ruined, we could have start
digging for the treasure now and be out of here before the dogs
arrive.”
“It looks like that fishing boat is about to leave the bay to go fishing.
Let’s see if he will give us a ride out to the USS Puffin,” Riley
suggested. When they got to the dock, they asked the captain of the
fishing boat for a ride out to the ship.
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“Sure enough, hop in,” said the captain of the fishing boat. The
captain was a weather-worn old lab retriever with long gray whiskers
and a pipe in his mouth. He was wearing a yellow slicker jacket and
hat.
As Harper was dropping the anchor, he saw the fishing boat heading
his way. At first, he thought it may be pirates, but then he saw Riley,
Titus and Constance on the deck.
Soon the whole group was standing on the ship sharing stories of
their latest adventures. Titus told everyone about meeting up with
Riley and about the dangerous river. He also explained how the map
got ruined by the waterfall and mentioned the nice beaver colony
they met. He also told them that the mean dogs were following them
and that they were probably on the shore of Bounty Bay by now.
Evie introduced the group to Millie and told them how Millie saved
the copy of the map from being ruined by bravely grabbing onto a
rope and swinging all the way down from the crow’s nest to catch
the map right before it landed in the ocean.
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Harper suggested they all go into the captain’s quarters to look at the
copy of the map and plan out the best way to get to the treasure
without alerting the mean dogs.
Riley suggested that they go at night, get to the spot on the map,
dig up the treasure and get it back to the ship before sunlight.
Hopefully, the darkness would make it harder to be seen. Harper
thought it was a good plan, but he was afraid the lanterns would
attract the attention of the mean dogs.
Millie suggested they use the paper from the ruined map to draw a
fake treasure map. They could leave it for the mean dogs as a
distraction. That way, they could go during the day and take their
time looking for the treasure since the mean dogs would be off
looking for the treasure in the wrong place.
Everyone thought that was a good idea. Evie could sense she was
about to wake up. She suggested that Remy, Millie, Harper and
Riley work on the fake map while the kids were asleep in the real
world, so the map would be ready when they returned.
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That night at dinner, Constance and Titus told their parents about
Millie, the flea circus, the river, the waterfalls, the beaver colony and
the mean dogs who were still following them. Constance mentioned
Millie’s plan on making a fake map so they could get the mean dogs
off their trail and dig up the treasure that night.
Jack and Mrs. Drapkin were very interested in the story and were
amazed at how detailed all their kids’ dreams had been since Harper,
Remy and now Millie joined their lives.
Soon, all the kids were tucked into bed and were putting their
Dreamland animals to sleep in their own little matchboxes. Next
thing they knew, they were back in the captain’s quarters comparing
the copy of the map to the fake map that Riley had drawn up with
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the help of Millie. Millie even added some drawings of pirate stuff
around the edges.
“Since the mean dogs have never met Millie, maybe she should be
the one to get the map to them,” Titus said, thinking out loud. “She
can go to the pack and tell them that she found the map near a
waterfall and she wanted to see if the pack wanted to buy it,” Titus
added.
“How will that work? They already know you and don’t like you,”
Titus said.
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them, I will escape when they are digging for the treasure and join
up with you,” Riley suggested.
When no one could think of a better plan, Riley got ready to row
ashore to meet the dog pack while the rest of the group got ready to
go ashore to dig up the treasure.
“Someone will have to stay on board and guard the ship,” said
Remy. As much as Millie wanted to go seek the treasure, she
volunteered to guard the ship. Evie decided she would stay and help
Millie just in case the ship got attacked.
With that, the crew let down two small boats: one for Riley and one
for Harper, Remy, Titus and Constance. Both boats headed for
shore at the same time. Riley rowed to the north part of the bay and
the others rowed to the south part where the real treasure was
buried.
With Titus and Constance rowing, they got to the beach first.
Everyone jumped out and pulled the boat ashore and hid it under
some bushes growing near the shore.
“By the looks of it, we have about a two-mile walk to get to the
treasure,” said Titus.
Pulling the picks and shovels in a small wagon, they headed inland.
The bushes had grown over the path that was marked on the map,
so it took them a lot longer to get to the treasure than they planned.
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Meanwhile, Riley headed to the place he last saw the mean dogs.
Instead of being in a camp as he expected, the pack had found a small
café and were sitting around the counter, eating, drinking and
planning their next move. Riley was outside the café, so he could
not hear what they were saying.
The café was open on all four sides. It was built of bamboo poles
and palm leaves made up the roof. Inside the café was an old wooden
counter made up of a bunch of abandoned wooden crates, and the
counter was made from an old door, probably from a fishing boat.
“We know that they were heading towards Bounty Bay and we saw
their ship anchored offshore,” said the terrier. “We should split up.
Half the pack attacks the ship, takes it over and searches for the map
on board. Bulldog will go down to the beach and keep an eye out
to see if the real-worlders show up. The rest of us will wait here
until the real-worlders are spotted.”
“Why do I have to go to the beach while you get to sit here and eat
and drink?” whined the bulldog.
“Because I am in charge,” barked the terrier using his big dog bark
that made him sound as big as a German shepherd.
Riley walked by the café, taking no notice of the group, when the
terrier yelled out, “Hey, that’s the pup from the boarding house who
dropped the steaks on my head. Let’s get him!”
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With that, the group went running out and the old greyhound
caught up with him first and held him so the rest of the pack could
get there. As Riley resisted, the map fell out of his vest onto the
ground.
Once they were behind the café, the terrier opened the map and
could not believe his eyes. It was the treasure map!
“If you tell us how you got the map and why you are here, we will
give you part of the treasure,” the terrier offered with his paw crossed
behind his back.
“If you guys want to help me find and dig up the treasure, I will give
you half,” Riley counter-offered.
“We have the map, so we don’t need to give you anything,” the
terrier responded. “So, tell me how you got it and we will give you
a small portion of the treasure.”
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The greyhound stayed and guarded Riley while the rest of the pack
moved out of hearing distance.
“It makes sense,” said the terrier. “Okay, here is the new plan. I
want you four to go steal a boat, row out to the ship and capture it
so we can sail away with the treasure. Bulldog, your new job is to
go steal another boat and be ready to go when we return with the
treasure. The rest of the pack will go and find the treasure and bring
it back to the boat.”
“Take him with us, in case this is some kind of a trap. Once we find
the treasure, we can decide what to do with him.”
Four of the dogs went back to the café, finished their drinks, paid
the waiter and headed to the beach. The rest of the group went back
to where Riley was being guarded.
“We decided to trust you about the map. We are all heading there
now and you will join us so we can make sure to give you part of
the treasure,” the terrier said in his nicest voice. Riley still didn’t
trust the terrier.
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“What about those four; how come they aren’t joining us?” asked
Riley.
“Oh, they are going to the harbor to see if they can buy a ship, so
we have something to sail off in once we find the treasure,” lied the
terrier.
Riley knew the pack didn’t have enough money to buy a ship, so
he had an uneasy feeling.
The pack followed the map up a dirt trail for a mile and then made
a left onto a small goat trail. The trail was rarely used, so it was hard
to walk on. The terrier thought this was a good sign because a
treasure should be buried near an old trail, not a well-used one.
The group got up and moved so they wouldn’t be hit in the head
with a coconut. Just as Titus was about to climb down, he noticed a
large rock off to the left of the clearing and what appeared to be an
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X carved in the rock. From the ground, the rock was blocked by
bushes, but from up in the tree, Titus could see it clearly.
“That rock is too far away from the X on the map,” Constance said.
The four mean dogs stole a boat when no one was looking and
started rowing out to the ship. Evie and Millie were eating lunch
and talking, so they didn’t notice the boat moving in their direction.
The terrier led the pack up a steep path that took them to a peak
where they decided to rest.
“This seems like an odd place to bury a treasure,” the terrier said.
“How did they get the treasure up here and how are we going to
get it down?”
No one said anything because they could tell the terrier was in a bad
mood. After the rest, they climbed down the other side of the peak
and found the spot where the X was marked on the map. The spot
was overgrown with bushes, so it took the pack awhile to make a
clearing. Once this was done, and they were ready to dig, the terrier
realized he had forgotten to bring picks and shovels.
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“Okay pup, if you want part of the treasure, start digging,” ordered
the terrier. The rest of the pack sat under a palm tree and rested.
Like most dogs, Riley was a pretty good digger. He started digging
with his front paws and all the dirt went on the pack. The terrier
yelled at Riley to throw the dirt the other way, so Riley turned
around so the dogs wouldn’t get hit.
Meanwhile, at the spot where the real treasure was, Titus and
Constance started digging below the rock. They dug for a while, but
being that it was midday, Titus and Constance grew hot and needed
to take a break. Harper and Remy took their turns at digging. Soon,
one of the picks hit something solid. At this point, everyone helped
to clear the dirt from the top of what appeared to be an old wooden
chest. With all the group’s strength, they lifted the chest out of the
hole and placed it under a palm tree.
As they were about to pry open the top of the chest to see the
treasure, they heard small cannon fire from the bay. Titus quickly
dropped his pick and climbed up the tree to see what was happening.
What he saw was a small rowboat with four dogs heading towards
his ship and Millie and Evie aiming a small cannon at the
approaching boat.
“Looks like the mean dogs are attacking the ship!” Titus yelled
down. “No time to open the chest. Let’s put it in the small wagon
and head down as fast as we can to help them.”
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With some effort, they were able to lift the chest into the wagon and
start down to the beach.
“You keep digging. I am going up to the peak to see what all the
noise is about,” said the terrier. As soon as the terrier was out of
sight, Riley said he needed a break. The greyhound ordered Riley
to go down to the river and bring back water for everyone.
“I can see you from here, so don’t try and escape,” warned the
greyhound.
Riley got to the river and started to fill up the bucket with water.
Riley heard the terrier shout something and the greyhound turned
his head to follow the sound. Acting quickly, Riley jumped into the
river and started dog paddling towards Bounty Bay.
The terrier came rushing back down the peak and told the pack they
had been tricked. He saw the real-worlders rowing out to the ship
with a large treasure chest. He also saw the four dogs trying to bail
out water from their rowboat, which had been hit by a cannon.
“Grab the pup and let’s get down to the boat the bulldog stole so
we can row out to the ship before they leave,” the terrier ordered.
“Where is the pup anyway?” the terrier asked the greyhound.
“He is down there getting water for everyone,” said the greyhound
as he pointed to the river where Riley should have been. But all he
saw was a bucket as Riley had slipped away.
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“We will take care of him later,” said the terrier. “Let’s hurry up and
get to the boat before they set sail.”
Luckily for Riley, at this point in the river, there were no waterfalls
or rapids. Riley made it to the beach in no time. On the beach was
the boat the bulldog had stolen, but the bulldog was nowhere to be
seen. Riley looked towards the café, and just as he thought, he could
see the bulldog sitting at the counter with a drink in his paw, talking
to a waitress.
Riley quickly pushed the rowboat into the bay and started rowing
as hard as he could. He passed some of the dogs paddling back ashore,
but they took no notice of him since they were doing everything
they could to keep their heads above water.
The terrier and the dog pack ran by the café and saw the bulldog
sitting at the counter.
“It’s right there on the beach,” the bulldog said, pointing over his
shoulder at the beach. When the bulldog turned around, he noticed
the boat was gone.
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“Go get me another boat now!” the terrier barked even louder.
“They are getting away with our treasure.”
While the bulldog was looking for another boat, the four other dogs
made it ashore and were lying on the beach, trying to catch their
breath.
The terrier could see that the real-worlders were already aboard the
ship, and the treasure was being hoisted aboard. He let out a growl.
While the bulldog was looking for another boat, the terrier went up
to a fisherman who was getting ready to head out to fish.
“Excuse me,” he said to the captain. “You see that ship out there?
Well, they have stolen our treasure, and if you help us recover it, I
will give you a share.”
“Okay,” said the captain. “Hop in and we will set sail to the ship.”
Once the ship was loaded, Harper ordered for the ship to set sail.
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“At this rate, the fishing boat will get to us before Riley will. We
need to leave now, or the mean dogs could board the ship before
Riley makes it here,” said Remy.
Suddenly, Titus woke up and found himself back in his bed. “No,
not now!” he yelled.
Titus looked at the clock and it was 2:00 a.m. He first went into
Evie’s room and then into Constance’s room and saw they were
both still sleeping. He jumped back into bed and in no time, he was
asleep and back on board the ship.
“I woke up, but when I saw what time it was, I went back to sleep,”
said Titus.
“Not anymore,” the terrier said and ordered the bulldog to take the
captain below.
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The only problem with the terrier’s plan was that none of the dogs
knew how to sail a boat. As they started to overtake Riley, the wind
picked up and the fishing boat started heading toward shore, which
had several large rocks sticking out of the water.
The terrier realized his error and had the captain brought back on
deck. The terrier apologized and offered the captain a larger share if
he got them to the ship before they set sail.
By the time the captain avoided the rocks and got the fishing boat
sailing in the right direction again, Riley had made it to the ship and
was climbing on board. Now, Harper made the official call to set
sail. The sails were raised and the ship picked up speed.
By now, it was clear that the fishing boat could not catch up to the
ship, so the terrier asked the captain to stop near the boat Riley used,
which was just floating in the water. All the dogs got into the boat
and the terrier ordered the bulldog and the greyhound to row since
they were the ones that let the treasure getaway. The mean dogs
didn’t even thank the captain.
Once the ship left Bounty Bay, everyone went to the captain’s
quarters to talk about where to go next.
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“What about Riley? He might not want to be away from his home
for that long,” Constance said.
Everyone agreed and Remy set course for the Port of Coonhound.
“Now that the course is set, I think we should open the treasure
chest and see what is in it,” Harper suggested. They carried the chest
out to the deck so Remy could watch. Remy was busy steering the
ship. Both Evie and Millie swung down from the crow’s nest and
landed right in the center of the deck.
“From my new best friend, Millie,” Evie said with an arm around
Millie.
Titus got a pick and started swinging it at the lock on the chest.
Soon, the lock was broken and Titus opened the chest. Before they
could see what was in it, Evie yelled, “I think I am waking up!”
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They continued to open the chest and everyone took a deep breath.
The chest was filled to the top with goodies: gold coins, pearls,
diamonds, rubies, emeralds, gold candlestick holders and a beautiful
gold crown crested with jewels from every part of Dreamland.
“How about we give Riley his share and the rest stays at your house
in Puffin Village,” suggested Titus.
Everyone agreed, so Riley went below deck and got the first thing
he could find to hold his portion of the treasure, which was an old
pillowcase. He filled it with gold and jewels almost to the point that
he could barely carry it. He left the crown and other large jewels in
the chest. Even with the pillowcase full of treasure, the chest still
looked full.
After Riley took his share, they carried the chest to the captain’s
quarters, and Remy suggested they have dinner. While dinner was
being made, the kids woke up. It started with Constance and then
Evie disappeared.
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“Well, I guess I am next,” said Titus with a wave. “We will meet
you back on board before you dock in Coonhound.” And with that,
Titus disappeared too.
After rowing for what seemed to be hours, the terrier and the pack
of mean dogs made it ashore.
“It looks like they sailed south,” said the terrier. “I bet they are going
to stop in Coonhound for supplies before they sail home. If we take
the mountain ridge trail, we could get there before they leave.”
The mean dogs agreed on the plan and went to the café for
refreshments and a rest before they set off to Coonhound.
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She playfully slapped his hand and asked, “What are you doing home
early?”
“The boss let me go home early since sales were slow at the store.
With such great weather, it seems people would rather spend time
outside rather than go shopping,” Jack said.
“Great! I will wake you all at 6:00 a.m. That will allow you to get
dressed and have breakfast,” said Jack.
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They told about how the fake map worked to get the mean dogs off
their trail, how Evie and Millie used a cannon to save the ship and
how they found the treasure and got it on board the ship.
Titus was especially excited to tell his parents about opening up the
treasure chest and finding it full of gold coins, jewels and a beautiful
crown, and how they were going to share it with everyone.
Finally, Constance told them about their plan to sail to the Port of
Coonhound for supplies and to drop off Riley with his treasure.
As soon as dinner was over, the kids asked if they could go to bed
early because they wanted to have a full night to spend in Dreamland
since they would have to wake up early the next morning.
Jack and Mrs. Drapkin excused the kids, and they all quickly got
ready for bed. Soon, all three of the kids were back on board the
ship, sitting in the captain’s dining room.
Remy and Riley were about to eat breakfast while Harper was
steering the ship and Millie was up in the crow’s nest.
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“How come you guys usually show up when there is food being
served?” Remy asked with a laugh. “Don’t they feed you in the real
world?”
“Of course, but it is our dream and we just love food,” Titus said.
While Riley was making food for everyone, Remy showed Titus
and Constance where they were on the map.
The same could not be said for the mean dogs. The dog pack was
slowly moving along the ridge trail, especially with the terrier having
to walk with a crutch. At one of the rest stops, the Saint Bernard
decided to make a saddle out of branches, so the terrier could ride
on his back.
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sooner they would reach the group and the treasure, so he gave up
and hopped on the back of the Saint Bernard.
The terrier clicked his heels and said giddy-up, but the Saint-bernard
stood on his back paws and threw the terrier to the ground.
“I’m not your horse, so you better not do that again,” threatened
the Saint Bernard. “I’m doing you a favor.” The terrier got the point
and didn’t do it again.
Now the pack was making great time. They soon arrived at the last
peak on the path where they could see Coonhound.
“Look,” pointed the terrier. “There is the ship tied up at the wharf.
If we hurry up, we can take over the ship, which surely has the
treasure aboard and sail away.”
“Who will sail the ship?” asked the bulldog. “We couldn’t even sail
the fishing boat.”
“Good point, let me think,” said the terrier. After a few moments,
the terrier came up with a plan that he thought was foolproof. Since
they were a pack of fools, it was hard to believe any plan the terrier
would come up with would work.
With the ship tied up at the wharf, Riley suggested that they all go
ashore. He wanted to check into a hotel and then he would show
everyone around Coonhound.
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“Not necessary,” answered Riley. “We left the pack of dogs back in
Bounty Bay, and besides, you see that Doberman pinscher at the end
of the wharf? His job is to guard the wharf and keep the ships safe.”
With that, Riley took his pillowcase of treasure and everyone headed
into town to sightsee and to buy supplies.
“No, thank you,” said Riley. “I would actually like a room for a
week.” Riley didn’t even ask for the cost.
“And how do you plan on paying for it?” asked the clerk,
suspiciously.
Riley pulled out three gold coins from his pocket and dropped them
on the counter. “Will this cover the cost?” asked Riley.
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The clerk clapped his hands together to summon the belldog and
said, “Please take Mr. Riley to the Presidential Suite.” Everyone
wanted to know how the fancy room looked, so they followed the
belldog.
On the second floor, the belldog opened the door to the suite at the
end of the hall. The first thing the group noticed was the beautiful
view of the harbor and the ocean. Next, they saw a large living room
that had a couch, chairs and a white grand piano. Right next to the
living room was a large dining room that would easily fit ten people.
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After Riley put the pillowcase of treasure into the safe that was in
the closet of the room, they all went out to explore the town. They
went to the town center and past the large old church. As they
walked to the fountain in the center of the square, the terrier spotted
the group from his lookout point and told the pack that now was
their chance to take over the ship.
The pack raced down the hill, and as they were about to get on the
dock, they were stopped by the Doberman pinscher guard dog.
“Uh, we are the crew of that ship over there,” he said as he was
pointing to the USS Puffin.
“Really?” questioned the guard dog, taking a closer look at the pack
of dogs. He said, “You don’t look like sailors. Prove to me that you
are. What is the name of the center mast on the ship?” he asked as a
test.
The terrier could not for the life of him remember the name. To
stall, he asked, “Do you mean the main mast?”
Once onboard, the terrier said, “Lucky us. That was a guess!” The
terrier then told the group about his plan to steal the treasure.
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“We go below deck and hide there until the ship is out to sea. Once
we are far away from land, we pop out, surprise the group and take
over the ship. We will steal their treasure and make them sail us back
to Port Kaynine, where we will leave them empty-handed.”
The pack thought it was a great idea and everyone went below deck
and hid behind crates. The space was dark, wet, small and smelly,
but it seemed like the best place to hide. No one would want to
spend too long below deck because it did not smell good.
While the group was looking at the fountain in the town center, a
horse and open carriage stopped at the group. The driver asked,
“Would you like a tour of the town for $1.00?” The group thought
that it would be a great way to see the town, so they agreed. Since
there was only room for five, Harper and Remy offered to go get
the supplies and prepare the ship for their trip. The rest of the group
hopped on board for the tour of the town.
Harper and Remy went back towards the dock and spotted a ship
supply store. Inside, they found everything that they needed for their
trip and more. Since they had bought a lot of things, they borrowed
a large wagon and horse to help bring the supplies to the ship. Harper
and Remy loaded the supplies below the deck. They didn’t see the
pack of dogs hiding there, but Harper thought something smelled
odd.
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After a complete tour of the town, the carriage dropped the group
off at the wharf. The group loved seeing the town and were surprised
by all the expensive houses they saw.
Just as Riley was about to leave, the guard dog welcomed the group
back and told them that the two mice and the dog pack crew were
on board the ship. “Best of luck for your journey,” wished the guard
dog.
“Wait a minute,” asked Riley. “You said a dog pack crew was on
board?”
“Yes,” responded the guard dog. “They boarded about two hours
ago, and I have not seen them since.”
“Can you call the harbor police for us?” asked Riley. “That pack is
not part of our crew.”
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Hearing the guard dog’s whistle, five large German sheperds showed
up wearing blue uniforms with matching blue caps and carrying large
black batons.
The German shepherds followed the group to the ship and spoke
with Harper and Remy to see what they knew.
The group started moving crates out of the way until they reached
the very back of the hold. Sure enough, all the dogs were hiding in
a corner soaked with water from a leaking plank in the side of the
ship.
All the dogs were miserable hiding in the dark, cramped and wet
hold, so they were almost happy to be arrested. The German
shepherds guided the dogs off the boat and took them off to jail in
the police wagon. Once they were gone, Riley came out from
hiding.
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“I guess you are ready to sail now that the mean dogs are gone,” said
Riley.
“Yes, we are going to sail the Ronsdale and work our way back to
Puffin Village,” said Titus. “Are you sure you don’t want to join
us?”
“No, I am going to spend the next few months buying a home and
settling into my new life in Coonhound. You will come to visit me,
right?” Riley asked.
Everyone prepped for their takeoff. Evie took a turn at the wheel
while Millie was up in the crow’s nest watching for rocks or other
ships. Once they were in the open sea, Harper and Titus went into
the captain’s quarters to talk about their new destination.
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Titus remembered a book his dad used to read them. It was called
Treasure Island, and there was a part when a boy hid in an apple barrel
when the pirates came into the room.
“What if we took the apples out from the barrels, put the treasure at
the bottom, then covered the treasure with the apples? That way if
someone opens the barrels, it just looks like apples! If we throw the
treasure chest overboard, no one will think the treasure is still here.”
Everyone agreed. Once the barrel was emptied, they filled it with
the treasure, topped it off with apples and brought the chest on deck.
Next, they filled the chest with heavy items and dropped the chest
overboard. The chest made a big splash when it hit the water. Soon,
there was a loud bang and another big splash the near the ship.
“Pirate ship off our port (left) side!” yelled Millie. “They just fired a
cannonball at us, probably as a warning shot,” she added.
Sure enough, there was a pirate ship approaching them from the east.
“First the mean dogs, now pirates!” said Titus.
“We can’t outrun them,” said Remy, looking at the pirate ship.
“Their ship is moving too fast.”
The pirate ship pulled next to the USS Puffin and a few of the pirates
threw grappling hooks to keep the two ships together.
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The captain of the pirate ship was a colorful old parrot with an eye
patch. He was wearing a three-pointed hat with a skull and
crossbones in front. Titus noticed that all the pirate crew were
colorful, but dirty, parrots.
Although the captain could just take over the ship now that they
were tied together, he wasn’t sure it was the ship he was looking for,
so he decided to be polite.
“My name is Captain Paulie. I am the captain of this fine vessel called
the Flying Parrot, and I would just like to parlé, I mean talk,” the
captain responded in a heavy French accent.
“You can come aboard alone. But once aboard, you need to remove
the grappling hooks. When we are finished speaking, you can fly
back to your ship,” said Harper.
“How about also allowing my first mate aboard too?” Captain Paulie
asked. Harper agreed, and once aboard they unhooked the grappling
hooks and the ships drifted apart.
Harper, Titus, Constance, the captain and his first mate all went to
the captain’s quarters and sat down.
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“I see you are a mouse who gets directly to business, so I will too,”
responded Paulie. “I was told by a little birdy that a few real-worlders
found Captain Kidd’s treasure. Since you have real-worlders aboard,
I thought I would stop by and ask if you happen to know anything
about the treasure.”
“Feel free to search the ship,” said Harper. “We have nothing to
hide.”
The captain and the first mate went over the ship from top to
bottom. The first mate even took an apple out of the barrel and ate
it while he was searching.
While the ship was being searched, Evie and Millie were keeping an
eye on the pirate ship near them. Evie noticed that some of the gun
ports were open and the cannons were being rolled into firing
position.
Evie climbed down from the crow’s nest and whispered into Titus’
ear about the cannons being moved to the firing position.
After searching the complete ship, the captain and first mate went
back to the captain’s quarters.
“Looks like you may not be the real-worlders we are searching for,”
Paulie said. “I guess we will go back to the ship.”
“Not so fast,” said Titus, blocking the door. “How come you have
rolled your cannons out to firing position?”
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“Oh that. The crew always does that whenever I go aboard another
ship,” Paulie said somewhat unconvincingly.
“I’ll tell you what,” said Titus, “I will let your first mate return to
your ship and once the cannons are pulled in and your ship is a mile
away, I will let you fly back to the ship.”
“Now, that’s not very friendly,” said Paulie. “We searched your ship
and admitted we made a mistake. Now you want to keep me from
leaving?!”
“To be more accurate, your ship pulled alongside our ship and is
pointing loaded cannons at us,” Titus responded.
“That is not true,” responded Titus. “You didn’t ask if we had the
treasure chest. You asked if you could search our ship, and we said
yes.”
Captain Paulie had to think about that for a minute. He had the
pearl necklace in his pocket and pulled it out to make it seem like
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“Okay Titus, you seem like an honest young man. I’ll tell you what.
I will ask you three questions, and if you answer them honestly, we
will leave your ship and promise not to bother you again,” offered
Captain Paulie.
Titus didn’t really trust pirates, especially this one, but he thought
that this may be the best way to get rid of the pirates without a fight,
so he agreed.
“The first question is, did you or anyone in your group find Captain
Kidd’s treasure map?” asked Paulie.
To the pirate’s surprise, Titus told them yes, they did find the map.
Bobbing his head side to side in delight, Paulie asked his second
question; “Did you or any of your group find Captain Kidd’s
treasure chest?” Again to the surprise of the pirates, Titus said yes.
The pirate was happy with the way these questions were going. He
asked his third question. “Where is the treasure chest now?”
At this point, Paulie let out a loud screech. “Noooo!” Paulie did see
a large splash before they fired the warning shot, so he knew Titus
was telling the truth. Paulie assumed that Titus saw the pirate ship
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“I did see the splash, so it appears you have been honest. The first
mate and I will fly back to our ship and leave you alone,” said Paulie.
Titus moved away from the door and the two pirate parrots went
on deck. Before flying away, Titus heard Paulie tell the first mate to
ready the ship to return to the spot where the treasure chest was
dropped overboard. The captain also told his first mate to ready the
shags for diving. Shags are special birds that can dive up to 150 feet
below the surface. With that, they flew back to the ship, and the
ship slowly changed course.
“That was close,” said Constance. “I was wondering how you were
going to answer Paulie’s questions without lying.”
Just as the group was about to sail away, Titus and Constance were
shaken awake by Jack.
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Titus and Constance wanted to go to work with their dad, but they
would have preferred to stay in Dreamland longer. Since Evie wasn’t
going to the toy store, she got to stay on board for a little while
longer.
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Once everyone was ready, they all hopped into the front seat and
were off to Boise. Their ranch was in the foothills, so it was about
20 minutes from the town of Boise. With the Sears buggy being
new, Titus and Constance loved going for a drive in it. Going
25mph was faster than they had ever gone before, and they loved
the feeling of the wind in their hair.
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“Land ho,” shouted Evie. Harper looked up to see Evie pointing off
the bow of the ship. Harper went to the captain’s quarters and
looked over the map. There were no islands charted in this location.
Harper decided to get a closer look, so he told Remy to keep the
heading straight, which would get them into the bay in a few hours.
Before Harper could tell Evie the plan, she woke up.
The toy store was located on the corner of 6th and Main. Jack parked
his buggy in front of the store between two hitching posts for tying
up horses. Although the sidewalks were paved, Main Street was still
a dirt road. There was a trolly track right down the center, which
Titus, Constance and Mrs. Drapkin used to get to the ice cream shop
down the street when the family came into town to see Jack at the
store or to go shopping.
Jack was the first person at the store that morning, so it was his job
to open the store. He had to light the gas lamps and count the money
in the cash register. Although the store did not officially open until
9:00 a.m., with the help of Titus and Constance, Jack opened the
store a little bit early since there were a couple of parents and kids
outside looking in the store window.
The store was not large, but it was packed to the ceiling with
everything a kid would want. There were sections of dolls, stuffed
animals, games, sporting goods and toy models. Titus’s favorite part
was the toy train section, while Constance liked playing in the doll
section.
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As Jack was talking to the parents, the two boys who were waiting
outside walked around the store. The tallest of the two asked if Titus
worked in the store. Titus said he was too young to work there but
hoped to work in the store when he got older. He told the boys it
was bring-your-children-to-work day at the store.
“Hi, my name is John,” the taller boy said, walking over to Titus,
“and this is my younger brother Pete.”
“My name is Titus, and that girl over there is my sister Constance
and my dad’s name is Jack.”
“Titus, you are so lucky to have a dad who works in a toy store. My
dad works in a Jasper mine, so all he brings home are pretty rocks,”
John said. “Does your dad bring home lots of toys to play with
often?”
“Not usually, but from time to time, he designs toys and then we
get to play with them,” Titus responded.
“My parents are looking for a toy for Pete and me to take with us
on our train trip to Chicago to visit our relatives. What is your
favorite toy?” John asked.
Titus, acting as if he really did work at the store, said, “Follow me.”
John and Pete followed Titus over to the stuffed animal section and
stopped in front of a display filled with Harper, Remy and Millie
toys.
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“This isn’t just any stuffed animal; this is a dream starter,” answered
Titus.
Titus told John and Pete about Dreamland and how Harper helps
him to get to Dreamland almost every night. He told them about
some of the adventures and about some of the towns and islands
Constance and Evie had visited. He mentioned that Constance had
a Remy toy and Evie had a Millie as their Dreamland friends.
“I don’t think it works that way,” said Titus. “I think everyone has
their own dream, and so far, we have been to Dreamland around
fifteen times and we have yet to run into other real-worlders.”
With that, John took a Harper stuffed animal and Pete took a Remy
stuffed animal to their parents at the counter and interrupted Jack to
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ask their parents if they could buy Harper and Remy for their trip
to Chicago.
While the parents were surprised that the boys would want stuffed
animals instead of games for the trip, they were happy since Harper
and Remy came in nice matchboxes, which would be easy to pack
for the trip.
Jack told the parents how Harper and Remy had made it so much
easier to get the kids in bed and to get them to go to sleep without
a fuss. Jack also told them about the book he was reading to the kids
each night, which made it easy for the kids to have pleasant dreams
instead of nightmares.
John’s parents not only purchased a Harper and Remy for the boys
but also purchased another five Harper, Remy and Millie stuffed
animals to give to all the nieces and nephews in Chicago.
After the sale was made and the stuffed animals were wrapped in
butcher paper, Jack complimented Titus on what a great little
salesman he was. Jack gave Titus a quarter and told him that he and
Constance could go over to the ice cream store and each buy ice
cream.
Titus and Constance caught the trolly and hung on the outside since
the trip was short. They jumped off in front of Mr. Morton’s Ice
Cream Parlor.
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Inside the parlor, there was ice cream in large wooden tubs to the
left where you select the ice cream you want. There was also a soda
fountain and counter on the other side where you could sit to eat
your ice cream or order a soda.
“That will be twenty cents for the rootbeer float and the ice cream
sundae,” said Mr. Morton.
When they returned the toy store, Mr. McGraw, the owner of the
store, was in the back room working on an adding machine while
Jack was helping a customer. Titus picked up a broom and started
sweeping, while Constance got a feather duster and dusted all the
beautiful porcelain dolls.
After a while, Mr. McGraw came out of the backroom and saw Titus
and Constance hard at work.
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“Do you kids want a summer job when you get old enough?” he
asked Titus and Constance. “You kids are hard workers.”
“Thank you for the offer,” said Titus, “but It maybe a couple of
years before we are old enough to work!”
At the end of the day, Jack locked up the store and they all headed
home. Mrs. Drapkin, with the help of Evie, had dinner set on the
table. After everyone washed up and prayers were said, Jack lifted
the large platter of sliced pot roast and passed it around the table.
“Titus and Constance helped a lot in the store,” answered Jack, “and
Titus made the biggest sale of the day.”
“Yes and Mr. McGraw even offered Constance and me jobs, once
we get older,” said Titus.
Constance thought this was a good time to tell the family about last
night’s dream. She got her dream journal and told everyone about
how beautiful Port Coonhound was, about the fancy houses and
hotel, about the mean dogs hiding in the hold of the ship and about
the guard dog calling the German shepherd police dogs that arrested
the mean dogs and took the pack to jail.
Titus added that Riley took his share of the treasure and that Riley
planned on buying a beautiful house and settling down in
Coonhound. Titus also told them about the pirate parrots trying to
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steal the treasure and how they tricked the pirates into believing the
treasure was thrown overboard with the treasure chest.
“Maybe you can use tonight’s dream to explore the island,” Jack
suggested.
Evie nodded.
Titus and Constance were tired from getting up early and working
in the store, so after dinner, they asked if they could be excused.
Constance helped clean the table while Titus took a shower. After
his shower, Titus helped Mrs. Drapkin with drying the dishes while
Constance took a bath.
Finally, they were all in bed when Jack went by and thanked Titus
and Constance for helping out at the store. “It is great having
children that willingly help out without having to be told what to
do.” Next, he went into Evie’s room and gave her a big hug and put
out all but one of the candles.
Soon, all the kids were back on board the ship. Evie climbed up to
the crow’s nest to be with Millie, and Constance and Titus went to
the captain’s quarters to find out about the island.
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“This map is relatively new and it does not show an island anywhere
near where we are,” said Harper.
Titus pulled the dinghy onto the beach and everyone jumped out.
Walking around, they saw no sign of life.
“I think I should claim this island. I will call it Titusville,” said Titus.
From behind a rock came a hedgehog who asked, “What did the
mother bee say to the baby bee?”
“I don’t know,” responded Titus. “What did the mother bee say to
the baby bee?”
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“That’s why this is called Corny Island,” the hedgehog said, trying
to hold back another laugh.
“Follow me, but make sure you lower your head when you enter,”
said Mayor Clayton.
Once they entered the hole, which was blocked by the rock, they
discovered a huge underground city.
The ceiling had a large skylight in the center and was over ten stories
high. On the ground level were streets and shops and all around the
walls on the upper level were doors and windows that looked like
small apartments. These apartments were on every level all the way
up to the top. They saw kids running around the walkways in front
of the apartments and mothers hanging out laundry.
Mayor Clayton walked the group down the main street and stopped
in front of the mayor’s office.
“Hi, my name is Abbey. What is the worst animal you can play cards
with?” asked Abbey.
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When they entered the mayor’s office, they were greeted by a little
lady hedgehog is a blue dress.
“When did you start the tradition of telling corny jokes?” asked
Titus.
Titus thought to himself that the bad jokes are more likely to get
you to roll your eyes or wince than laugh, but he liked the concept.
Ava brought Mrs. Clayton into the office. “Dear, remember we are
supposed to meet the Alrons for lunch today.” He paused when he
saw the group. “Oh, I didn’t notice you had guests.”
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Titus, Constance, Harper and Remy all responded at the same time,
“I don’t know, what do you get when a chicken crosses the street,
rolls in the mud and crosses the street again?”
“Well, we don’t want to keep you from lunch,” Remy said, standing
up.
“Thank you for the offer, but we are on our way to Ronsdale and
we spotted your island, so we thought we would stop and explore
because it was not on our map and we wanted to see what’s here,”
said Remy.
“Yes, our island was removed from all maps ever since the first
explorers stopped in. I think it was because they didn’t find our jokes
funny. They thought they would save others from having to hear
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Just then, Kyle walked into the room. Kyle was the youngest son of
the Claytons.
“Kyle, this is Titus, Constance, Harper and Remy. Can you show
them around a bit and then show them the way back to their ship?”
asked Mayor Clayton.
Titus, Constance, Harper and Remy all spoke at the same time, “I
don’t know, what did the porcupine say to the cactus?”
“With that, I think we should be leaving,” Harper said. “It was great
meeting you all, and we promise not to add your island back on the
map,” Harper said.
On the way to the ship, they walked past several shops, and when
they got to the bakery, it smelled so good that Remy decided to go
in to buy some fresh bread for the journey.
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After Remy placed an order for six loaves of bread, the baker asked,
“How do you catch a squirrel?”
Titus, Constance, Harper and Remy all said at the same time, “I
don’t know, how do you catch a squirrel?”
“Climb up a tree and act like a nut,” the baker responded. All the
customers in the store started to laugh.
Tired of hearing bad jokes, Harper and Constance rolled their eyes
and asked at the same time, “I don’t know, what time is it when you
arrive at Corny Island?”
“Isn’t that kind of unusual having a pigeon this far from the
mainland?” asked Evie.
Before Millie could respond, the pigeon landed on the rail around
the crow’s nest and lifted a leg that appeared to have a small paper
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tied to it. Evie undid the ribbon which held the paper on and
unrolled it to see that there was a message written in very formal
handwriting.
“It’s from Milo, the kumon I met on the train to Willets,” said Titus.
“What does it say?” asked Constance and Evie at the same time.
We need your help. Someone has stolen our Supreme Book. This book
is very important because it contains all the histories of Ronsdale
Village. As avid book readers, kumons treasure this book more than all
the riches in Dreamland. With your reputation as a famous badger
fighter and detective, we need your help to recover the book. Please make
your way to Ronsdale Village as fast as possible, and meet me at my
treehouse, which is located at the corner of Park Ave and Oak St.
From Milo
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“Well, the badger fighter comes from the badgers who were trying
to rob the train to Willets. We defeated them by crashing through
the large log they had placed on the tracks,” Titus said. “And I guess
the famous detective comes from finding the treasure map.”
Milo,
“Evie, please tie this to the pigeon’s leg quickly because I think we
will be waking up soon,” asked Titus.
Just when Evie made it back to the crow’s nest and tied the message
to the pigeon, she disappeared.
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Ronsdale Village
Titus told his parents about the mysterious message he received from
Milo at Ronsdale Village, and how Milo wanted him and Constance
to help find the missing Supreme Book which had the whole history
of Ronsdale Village written in it.
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That night before bed, Titus and Constance took the Adventures of
Sherlock Holmes off the bookshelf and looked at some of the
illustrations so they would know what to wear for tonight's dream.
When they returned to Dreamland that evening, the ship was just
pulling into Ronsdale Harbor. Titus was wearing a hat just like the
one Sherlock Holmes used to wear. He also had a long wool coat, a
pipe in his mouth and a large magnifying glass in his hand. Constance
was wearing a gray wool suit with a matching vest and a black bowler
hat. Evie didn’t know anything about Sherlock Holmes, so she
returned in her light blue sailor dress she had been wearing ever since
they stopped dressing as pirates.
After tying up at the dock, the group made their way into town.
Evie and Millie decided to stay aboard and keep an eye on the ship
in case the pirate parrots caught up to them. Evie said she would ring
the ship’s bell three times if there was any trouble.
Except for a few ship supply stores and a grocery market near the
dock, there were no other buildings in Ronsdale.
When Titus saw a kumon walking past, he asked, “Excuse me. How
do you get to Park Ave and Oak Street?”
The kumon asked Titus if he was the famous detective who was
going to find the Supreme Book. Titus nodded, so the kumon told
Titus that he was already on Park Ave. If he went straight past the
first intersection, he would be at Park Ave and Oak Street. That was
where Milo lived.
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Remy and Harper said they would go shopping for supplies and
would meet them there later. Constance, who had never seen a
kumon, was surprised how this kumon looked just like a mixture of
a tabby cat and a Yorkshire terrier.
When Titus and Constance got to Park and Oak, all they saw were
rolling hills of golden grass and huge oak trees. Titus noticed that on
one of the oak trees was a sign that said Milo Pepper near what looked
like a door knocker. Titus used the door knocker and soon a door
in the tree opened, and Milo was standing there with a big smile.
“You made it,” said Milo, clearly happy to see them. “Please come
up to my treehouse.”
Milo asked Titus and Constance to join him at the table. There was
a pitcher of fresh milk that Milo poured into saucers in front of Titus
and Constance. Titus guessed that because they liked milk in saucers,
kumons were more cat than dog. After everyone leaned forward and
lapped up the milk with their tongues, Milo got directly to business.
“The largest oak tree in the center of town is our library,” Milo said
while pointing to the tall old oak in the town center. “The Supreme
Book is kept in a locked cabinet behind the librarian's desk. Or so it
was until someone stole it.”
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“Who was the last person to check out the book?” asked Titus.
“Does Ronsdale Village have any enemies who may want to steal
the book?” asked Constance.
“We are convinced that the dreaded kittens of Ploverville have our
book and our mayor was about to go to Ploverville and demand our
book back. But when I suggested that we have Titus and Constance,
the great detective team, come here first to make sure the kittens
stole the book, the mayor agreed to wait before going to
Ploverville,” Milo added.
After finishing their saucers of milk, the group made their way to
the library. Like Milo’s home, they had to climb a tall winding
staircase to get to the main library. The room had thousands of books
on shelves along the walls, and all the tables were filled with kumons
reading or researching.
Milo led Titus and Constance to the librarian’s desk and introduced
them to Ms. Kimber, the elderly librarian.
“You must be the famous detectives who are going to help us get
the Supreme Book back from the kittens,” said Ms. Kimber.
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“We are here to determine where the book is,” Titus corrected her.
“It may or may not have been taken by the kittens.”
While Titus was asking Ms. Kimber questions about when the book
was last seen, who checked it out, and who put it away, young Todd
showed up to help with the investigation.
“Todd, thanks for coming over. I’m Titus and this is my sister
Constance. It seems that you were the last kumon to see the book,”
said Titus. Todd nodded his head in agreement.
“Ms. Kimber, what is the process for checking out the Supreme
Book?” asked Titus.
“Well as usual, I have people fill out a form to check out the
Supreme Book and they give me their library card. Next, I unlock
the cabinet with the key I keep on my belt, then I take the book off
the shelf and place it on the table. When the person is finished, I
place it back on the top shelf and lock the cabinet,” said Ms. Kimber.
“Todd, when you finished using the book, did you give it back to
Ms. Kimber?” asked Titus.
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Titus looked into the cabinet and noticed towards the back of the
bottom shelf was a large square hole. “Where does this hole go?”
asked Titus.
“Oh, that is the returned book chute that takes the books to the
basement to have them checked back in,” said Ms. Kimber. “But
we checked the basement and the Supreme Book was not there,”
she added.
“Todd, you are small enough. How would you feel about taking a
ride down the chute to see if the Supreme Book may have gotten
stuck?” asked Titus.
Todd thought that would be fun, so he let Titus pick him up and
drop him down the chute. As Todd was sliding down, he could be
heard yelling weeeeeeee all the way to the bottom. Soon, Todd
returned up the stairs to the library carrying the Supreme Book.
“Titus, you were right! The book got stuck on one of the tight turns
in the chute,” Todd said with a big smile.
“Wow,” said Ms. Kimber. “The book was here all along, and we
were blaming the kittens for stealing it. Now I really feel bad.”
“And the mayor was going to go to Ploverville and accuse the kittens
of stealing it,” added Milo.
“Yes,” said Constance. “Just because you can’t think of any other
way the book could have gone missing doesn’t mean you should
assume someone stole it.”
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Ms. Kimber placed the Supreme Book back on the top shelf and
locked the cabinet.
Milo, Titus and Constance made their way to the mayor’s treehouse
and told the mayor that the book had been found. The mayor was
tall for a kumon and looked like a cross between a German shepherd
dog and a British shorthair cat. He was wearing a black jacket, white
shirt and a red bow tie.
“Thank you so much for finding the book,” said Mayor Melville.
“We may have started a war had I gone to Ploverville to accuse the
kittens of stealing the book.” Mayor Melville gave Titus and
Constance keys to the city and invited them to join the town for a
celebration for finding the Supreme Book.
Before Titus could say anything, the mayor’s assistant went to the
window and blew a large ram’s horn. It was so loud that soon, most
of the townspeople had come out of their treehouses and were at
the fountain in the town center to wait for the mayor to arrive.
The mayor, Milo, Titus and Constance made their way through the
crowd and climbed on the stage, which was in front of the fountain.
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As Constance and Titus stepped down off the stage, they were
mobbed by hundreds of kumons all trying to shake their hands. Milo
grabbed them both and slowly pushed his way through the crowd.
After thirty minutes, the group finally made it back to Milo’s house.
“As you can tell, you are now heroes in Ronsdale Village. Your
service will be added to the Supreme Book and will remain there for
all time. Anytime you return you will get the VIP treatment, so
please come back soon,” said Milo. “Where are you going from
here?”
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dock to talk with the rest of the crew. Harper and Remy didn’t mind
sailing the ship to Ploverville; however, Evie and Millie wanted to
go in the buggy instead of staying on the ship.
Once they got through town, Evie asked Constance why people
were cheering. Constance explained how Titus, using his detective
mind, found the missing Supreme Book, which was essential to the
kumons.
The road out of town was lined with tall cypress trees on both sides.
Past the trees were vast fields of corn on one side and strawberries
on the other. As they made it to the top of a hill, they could see the
USS Puffin sailing north. Evie waved to the ship, but Harper and
Remy were too busy navigating to notice.
While they were riding, Milo told the group about the dreaded
kittens of Ploverville. It seems that a small group of kittens never
accepted the kumons moving in south of them. The dreaded kittens
felt that they were pure kittens while the kumons were a mixture of
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kittens and puppies. Most of the kittens didn’t care and were now
friends with the kumons, but the small group of the dreaded kittens
still caused problems because they wanted kumons to leave so they
could take over their land.
As Milo was telling the story, they were riding down the hill into a
small canyon. When they turned the corner to enter the canyon,
they found themselves surrounded by well-armed kittens.
“Stop where you are,” ordered the giant kitten. Milo stopped the
horse and whispered to Titus that these were the dreaded kittens.
“Why are three real-worlders and a mouse from Puffin Village riding
with a kumon? Don’t you know we don’t like kumons?” responded
the giant kitten.
“If you must know, my name is Thor, and I am the leader of this
band.”
“Well, Mr. Thor, before we continue our journey, can you take us
someplace where we can talk?” asked Constance.
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“Follow me. Our camp is deep in the forest,” responded Thor, not
sure what to make of the group. “But the buggy and the kumon will
have to stay here along with one of my guards.”
“Go ahead and go,” Milo told the group. “I don’t mind staying with
the buggy.”
Thor and his band of kittens blindfolded Titus, Constance, Evie and
Millie and led them deep into the forest. Finally, they reached a
clearing and the dreaded kittens removed the blindfolds and made
the group sit on logs near a fire.
Thor sat on a log across from them while one of the kittens brought
over saucers of milk.
“You know, the kumons also drink milk from saucers,” said Titus.
“I think the kittens and the kumons have more in common then
you think,” he added.
“Well, the kittens have been here since the beginning of Dreamland,
and the kumons have only been here less than a thousand years.
They don’t deserve to be on our land,” said Thor.
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“What would you do with that land if the kumons weren’t on it?”
asked Constance.
“Why don’t the dreaded kittens like the kumons?” asked Evie.
Ever since Thor could remember, there had always been a group of
kittens that didn’t like the kumons but for the life of him, Thor
couldn’t remember why.
Thor gave the best excuse he could come up with. “We don’t like
them because they are different.”
“That’s not a good comparison. You and your town are mice and
kumons are a mixture of dogs and cats,” responded Thor. “Besides,
you didn’t take our land.”
“If the kittens own the land south of Ploverville, how did the
kumons take it away from you?” asked Titus.
“I see what you’re doing,” accused Thor. “You are trying to use
logic on me and confuse me with facts. Well, that isn’t going to
work. What are facts when you have years of beliefs to stand
behind.”
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Titus and Constance were confused. Their parents always told them
that any conflict can be resolved by sticking to facts.
“Wait a minute, are you the real-world detectives that the kumons
sent for to find their missing book which they thought we stole?”
asked Thor. Before Titus could respond, Thor said, “Of course you
are. And now you are trying to use logic on me. Well, I can tell you
right now, it won’t work. I am too smart to fall for facts.”
“Okay, fact one,” Titus went on as if Thor didn’t say any anything,
“the kittens were here before the kumons.”
“Fact two. The kittens never lived on the land south of Ploverville,
right?” asked Titus.
“True, but it doesn’t mean the kumons can have it,” answered Thor.
“Fact three. The kumons have always been friendly to the kittens of
Ploverville.”
“Yes, but that’s because they know they are on our land,” responded
Thor.
“Fact four. The kumons aren’t any better than the kittens, just
different,” asked Titus.
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“That is also true. If anything, the kittens are better than the kumons
since we are pure cats,” answered Thor, beginning to like this game.
“Kumons are only half cats.”
Titus continued talking and said, “Fact five. The kittens have more
than enough land and even if the kumons weren’t on the land,
chances are the kittens wouldn’t be using it.”
“So, if the kittens have no use for the land, and if the kumons have
been good neighbors, and if the kittens feel that they are better than
the kumons, why not just forget the past and become friends now?”
asked Titus.
“Well, we can’t just forget the past and start liking the kumons
simply because they are good neighbors living on land we wouldn’t
use if we had it,” responded Thor. He paused after hearing what he
said, and it was clear that he was beginning to understand how his
answer wasn’t logical.
While this discussion was going on, Harper and Remy rounded the
peninsula heading toward Ploverville when Harper saw the parrot
pirate ship with all of the cannons out, waiting for them.
“Pull alongside us and let us board your ship, or we will blast you to
the bottom of the ocean!” shouted captain Paulie, through a
megaphone. Harper and Remy had no choice but to allow the
parrots to board the ship.
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“They are ashore, and they didn’t lie to you,” responded Harper.
“You asked them where the treasure chest was, and Titus told you
it was at the bottom of the ocean. Did you find the chest?” asked
Remy.
“Yes, but it was full of rocks! I wanted the treasure, not the chest,”
responded Paulie.
The parrot squawked and said, “Okay, I will tell you what. If you
tell me where the TREASURE is, I will let you go.”
“It is in the apple barrel,” answered Remy. “All you had to do was
ask.”
Paulie was mad at himself for being so easily tricked by the real-
worlders. He sent one of the pirate parrots below deck to check and
sure enough, he found the treasure.
Paulie kept his word. After the treasure-filled apple barrel was loaded
on the pirate ship, he let Harper and Remy go on their way.
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Meanwhile, back with the dreaded kittens, Thor ran out of excuses
for not liking the kumons.
“Well, let’s say you are right about the kumons. If we start liking the
kumons, then who should we start to not like? The mice of Puffin
Village?” Thor asked, looking at Millie.
“I don’t know, but it seems like we have always disliked the kumons,
so if not them then who?” asked Thor.
Everyone shook hands and Thor showed them the way back to the
buggy. Once there, Thor went over to Milo, shook his hand and
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told Milo that he and the other kumons were now the friends of the
kittens and that the trading between the two towns would begin
again.
“When you see the mayor, please tell him what happened here and
that we are now friends with the kumons,” said Thor as he walked
back into the woods.
“That was quite a meeting you had,” said Milo. “How did you
change their minds?”
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“Not only did we find the book, which was in the library the whole
time, but I think we smoothed things out between the dreaded
kittens of Ploverville and the kumons of Ronsdale,” Titus said.
“Why were the dreaded kittens mad at the kumons?” asked Jack.
“According to Milo, the kittens thought they were better than the
kumons because they were all kittens and the kumons were a
mixture of kittens and puppies,” answered Titus.
“Being different is just that,” said Jack. “It doesn’t make you better
or worse, it makes you not the same. Can you imagine how boring
things would be if everyone were the same?”
“Well, as it turned out Thor, the leader of the dreaded kittens, didn’t
even remember why the kittens were mad at the kumons anyway.
He just remembered that the kittens have always been mad at the
kumons, so he and his band of dreaded kittens were mad too. After
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Titus talked with the kittens, they decided to be friends with the
kumons,” added Constance.
“We will probably ride into Ploverville to meet the mayor and
explain that the dreaded kittens are no longer mad at the kumons,”
said Titus.
That evening when everyone fell asleep, Titus, Constance and Evie
returned to Dreamland. When they reappeared on the buggy, Millie
was sitting next to Milo sharing stories about Ronsdale and Puffin
Village.
As they pulled into town, Milo asked a cute little calico kitten how
to get to the mayor’s office. The little kitten told Milo that the mayor
wasn’t in his office. He was overseeing the annual village treasure
hunt.
The little kitten said, “My name is Cloe. Would you like to be on
my team for the treasure hunt? The prize is a year’s worth of the best
cat food that Ploverville has to offer.”
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Occasionally, Milo ate cat food, but the prize didn’t really interest
the rest of the group.
“Can other people help you on the treasure hunt?” asked Evie.
“Yes. Some large groups are working together. If they win, they will
split the food,” replied Cloe.
“We all meet at the village center at noon and the mayor gives a
clue. After that, we need to use the clue to find the next clue and so
on until we find the envelope that says winner on it,” explained
Cloe.
“Okay, hop in!” said Milo. “It is almost noon, so we better hurry.”
Just after they dropped the horse and buggy off at the stable and
tipped the stable kitten a dollar to take care of the horse for the
evening, the group walked to the village center as the mayor was
giving the first clue. The village was mobbed with kittens and cats
of all colors and sizes.
Mayor Earl Grey stated, “Here is the first clue to start the annual
treasure hunt off. Remember you only have four hours to find the
treasure. After that the prize will be put away for the next year.”
Like most mayors of that time, Mayor Grey was all dressed up in a
black pinstriped three-piece suit, with a black top hat, which made
him look very smart.
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“The first clue is: hurry up and wait,” the mayor said.
Cloe’s face had a big smile on it. She said, “Yes it does. Follow me.”
So, as the rest of the hunters thought they needed to wait at the
village center for the next clue, Cloe led the group down a small
alley and into the back entrance of the train station waiting room.
“If the contest started at noon and part of the clue was hurry up, let’s
see when the next train is arriving,” suggested Titus.
On the board that announced the train schedule, the next train to
arrive was the train from Puffin Village. Under the name of the train
was the next clue: The sun only shines in the afternoon.
“That doesn’t make any sense,” said Evie. “The sun shines all day,
even when it is cloudy.”
While Titus was thinking, Constance went outside to see what was
happening. Most of the cats and kittens were still standing around,
waiting for the next clue. A few groups were walking around trying
to either figure out the clue or trying to accidentally find it. Across
the street, Constance saw the schoolhouse which had a playground
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and a well. Kittens were swinging on the swings and some were
playing on the see-saw.
“Well?” asked Titus, hearing the word. “That’s it! Constance, you
figured it out. The clue is in the well. Where is the closest well?”
Both Cloe and Constance responded at the same time telling Titus
that the closest well was across the street. Constance couldn’t figure
out what the clue was but acted like she knew all along. Cloe asked
Titus why he thought the clue was in the well.
“Since a well is a deep hole in the ground, the sun will only shine
inside the well when the sun is overhead in the afternoon,” Titus
explained. “Cloe, to avoid attracting attention, go over to the well
and look inside where the sun is shining and see if there is the next
clue.”
Cloe made her way over to the well slowly but found she was too
short to look inside. As she was standing next to the well Ms. Betsy,
the teacher, walked over to Cloe, assuming she wanted a drink and
pulled up the bucket to get Cloe a cup of water. As Ms. Betsy dipped
a cup in the water, Cloe noticed on the side of the bucket was
written: Black and white. Cloe took the cup of water, thanked Ms.
Betsy and went back to the train waiting room.
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“On the side of the bucket was written: Black and white,” stated
Cloe, glad she could help find the next clue. Then Cloe added, “I
think I know where the next clue is.”
Before anyone could ask her how she had figured it out so fast, Cloe
said, “Our blackboard in our school is black and the chalk is white.
I think the next clue is on the blackboard,” she added.
Everyone thought that made sense, especially since the well could
be seen from the waiting room and it was also in front of the school.
Cloe again made her way to the playground and then when Ms.
Betsy was scolding one of the boy kittens for pulling the tail of a girl
kitten, Cloe went into the classroom and walked up to the
blackboard. In small letters, on the bottom right of the board, was
written: Rhymes with well.
Cloe slipped out the back of the school, made her way through and
ally and back to the waiting room. By this time, the room had a few
kittens walking around looking for the next clue. Titus, Constance,
Evie and Millie were sitting on a bench acting like they were waiting
for a train. When Cloe came in, the group stood up and made their
way out of the train station and onto the platform where the baggage
was waiting to be put on the next train.
Cloe told them that sure enough there was a clue on the blackboard,
and it was: Rhymes with well.
“That clue is easy,” said Evie. “Bell rhymes with well.” As she was
about to point to the church bell, which was high over the church
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near the school, Titus told Evie to put her arm down, so she didn’t
give the clue away to everyone.
As the group slowly made their way to the church, cats and kittens
were running to the train station. Someone had figured out the clue.
A couple of kittens were also walking towards the well.
“Looks like we better hurry. I think some of the kittens are finding
the clues,” said Mille. “I’m pretty fast at climbing stairs, so I will run-
up to the bell tower and see if I can find the next clue,” Millie added.
Huffing and puffing, Millie came down the stairs and whispered to
the group that the next clue was indeed there. It read: Lucky U.
Just then, a group of kittens had found the clue in the well and were
running into the schoolhouse.
Everyone was stumped on the Lucky U clue. Since each of the clues
were near to the prior clue, Titus looked around to see what was
close to the church. Besides the train station and school, the only
other buildings close were the hardware store and the stable that they
had left their horse and buggy.
Suddenly, Titus knew what the next clue was. When Titus was
young, he went into his barn at home while his grandfather was
changing the horseshoes on one of the plow horses. After his
grandfather was done, he took one of the old horseshoes and nailed
it over the door inside the barn. Titus wanted to use one nail to
fasten it to the wall, making it hang down like an “n” Instead, his
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grandfather used two nails and nailed it upside down like a “u.”
When Titus asked his grandfather why he nailed it upside down, his
grandfather told him that when you hang a horseshoe-like an “n” it
means you have run out of luck, but when you nail it like a “u”, it
means you will have a lot of luck.
Just then a group of kittens ran up the stairs of the church. Without
an explanation, Titus told the group that they needed to go to the
stable. Cloe thought that they were going to get their horse and
buggy to leave, so she looked a bit unhappy.
Once they got into the stable and closed the door, Titus turned
around and sure enough over the door was a horseshoe hanging like
a “u.” Under the horseshoe was the next clue: Covered Wagon.
“How did you figure that the clue was in the stable?” asked Cloe
delighted that they were still looking for the treasure.
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As Titus was looking outside to see if there were any covered wagons
insight, Cloe noticed an old wagon in the back of the stable with a
large cloth cover laying on top of whatever was in it. As she made
her way to the wagon, a group of kittens came into the stable looking
for the next clue.
Cloe quietly lifted the cover to peek inside and found the wagon
was filled with cat food along with a note that had WINNER
written in big letters.
“We won, we won!” shouted Cloe. The group looked to the back
of the stable, and they saw Cloe standing on the wagon holding up
the note.
Soon, everyone knew that Cloe had won, and the mayor came into
the stable and congratulated Cloe.
Mayor Grey had the stable kitten bring the wagon out to the front
of the fountain, and then the mayor climbed on top of the wagon
with Cloe next to him.
“We have a winner,” announced the mayor. “It is our own young
Cloe.” Everyone clapped and cheered for Cloe since she knew
almost everyone in town, and they all liked her very much.
“How did you find all the clues so fast?” asked the mayor.
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to meet with you. I told them you were busy with the treasure hunt,
so I asked them to help me until the hunt was over.”
As the crowd followed where Cloe was pointing, they noticed for
the first time that the group included a kumon. The crowd starting
murmuring amongst themselves and some even gave Milo mean
looks.
Before the crowd could get worked up, the mayor asked Titus to
have the group follow him to his office.
Titus and the group followed the mayor through the crowd over to
the mayor’s office. The mayor sat behind a large desk which was
covered with important looking papers and a couple of oil-filled
lanterns.
Even though it was light outside, the mayor’s office was dark, so he
lit both lanterns.
“Why did you want to meet with me?” the mayor asked Titus while
staring at Milo. Titus told the mayor the story about the missing
book and meeting with the dreaded kittens. When Titus was all
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done, the mayor started laughing and told the group that for the life
of him, he couldn’t remember why the kittens were mad at the
kumons either.
With that, the mayor stood up and shook everyone’s hand (or paw),
even Milo’s. He proclaimed that this year’s treasure hunt party will
also be a time for the kittens of Ploverville to become friends with
the kumons of Ronsdale.
By the time the group left the mayor’s office, the treasure hunt party
was in full swing. Cloe was still being carried around town, and
everyone was trying to shake her paw.
The mayor climbed up on the wagon and asked the crowd to quiet
down so he could make an announcement.
“Who is the oldest cat in Ploverville?” asked the mayor. Old grumpy
cat Mr. Murphy raised his cane over his head.
“Can you tell the crowd why we are mad at the kumons?” asked
Mayor Grey.
Mr. Murphy, the cat who always had a mean look on his face and
didn’t really like anything or anyone, thought for a minute. As the
crowd waited for an answer, Mr. Murphy broke out with a big smile
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and said, “Now that you mention it, no I don’t remember.” Then
he started to laugh for possibly the first time.
“So, I proclaim today is Peace with Kumons Day,” said the mayor
and everyone cheered. The mayor handed Milo down to a couple
of other tall cats and like he did with Cloe, and the cats put Milo on
their shoulders and carried him around town, giving everyone a
chance to shake his paw.
While all of this was happening, Harper and Remy were just
docking in Ploverville Harbor. Hearing all the noise in the town
center, they made their way up the dock and into town, seeing Titus,
Constance, Evie and Millie standing on the stage near an old cat.
They assumed it was the mayor based on the way he was dressed.
“I wonder what mischief they got themselves into this time?” Remy
asked Harper.
Millie spotted Harper and Remy and told Evie, who in turn told
Titus and Constance.
“If you will excuse us, Mayor, I just spotted some friends and we
would like to go say hi,” said Titus.
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The mayor told them to join him at the master table in front of the
fountain with his group when they were done. “Then we will
officially start the party,” he said.
After everyone greeted each other and Titus told Harper and Remy
what happened in town, Harper told Titus, Constance and Evie
about being attacked by the parrot pirates. They told them they had
to give up the treasure because otherwise the pirates would have
sunk their ship. Harper thought Titus would be outraged, but instead
he laughed and told Harper and Remy that they did the right thing.
After all, they can always go on more treasure hunts in future dreams.
Harper and Remy, relieved that Titus, Constance and Evie weren’t
mad, smiled. Then, they all went to join the mayor at the master
table.
As they walked to the master table, they passed tables covered with
platters of food. Most of the food looked like the cat food Constance
fed their cat at home. Titus, however, found the dessert table and
filled his plate full of slices of pies and cakes, along with a few fresh
chocolate chip cookies and brownies.
As they were eating, the tall cats brought Milo and Cloe back to the
master table. Both had plates with heaps of food and saucers of milk
on them.
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“I guess we will head back to the ship when the party is over and
make our way back to Puffin Village,” responded Titus.
“Would you like to join us?” asked Millie, clearly hoping Milo
would say yes.
Millie, clearly disappointed, gave Milo her address and told him to
visit any time he comes to Puffin Village.
“I think Ms. Myra will be heading to Puffin Village in the next few
weeks to visit some friends, so I will definitely make time to stop
by,” Milo said.
When everyone was done eating, they said their goodbyes to the
mayor and Cloe and made their way to the stable. Once Milo had
the horse and buggy ready to travel, everyone gave him a big hug
and watched him make his way out of town and back to Ronsdale.
Titus, Constance, Millie and Evie followed Harper and Remy back
to the ship. While Harper and Titus were charting the trip back to
Puffin Village, Constance and Remy untied the ship and Evie and
Millie climbed up to the crow’s nest.
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With Remy at the wheel, they made their way out of Ploverville
harbor. As much as Titus and Constance enjoyed being on land, they
also loved sailing the open ocean.
“Kim, what are you doing in the mouth of a pelican?” asked Remy.
“I needed to find you quickly, and Pete the pelican offered to fly me
out to your ship,” said Kim as she was catching her breath. “It isn’t
easy breathing in the mouth of a pelican, especially when you are
holding your nose since he has fish breath,” Kim whispered to
Remy.
Constance took the wheel while Remy led Kim into the captain’s
quarters where Titus and Harper were looking at the map.
“Kim, what are you doing here?” asked Harper, surprised to see his
next-door neighbor on the ship.
Evie had disappeared from the crow’s nest, and Titus could feel
himself starting to wake.
“We heard that Titus and Constance were on the ship sailing
towards Puffin Village,” said Kim.
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Without hearing the rest of the sentence, Titus and Constance woke
up.
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All through the day, Titus and Constance tried to guess what was
going to happen when they returned to Puffin Village.
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“Maybe they lost something and need you to find it,” guessed
Constance. “Or maybe they are having problems with pirates or
another village,” she added.
Soon Titus and Constance were having so much fun playing by the
lake near their home, they forgot all about Dreamland.
That evening when Jack got home, Constance read from her dream
journal. She told her parents about how they made peace between
Ploverville kittens and the Ronsdale kumons. Titus added that Kim
from Puffin Village landed on the ship in the mouth of a pelican.
Kim had started to tell them something about Puffin Village, but
they woke up before they found out what it was.
While Titus, Constance and Evie were back in the real world, Kim
explained the problem to Harper, Remy and Millie. As it turns out,
three very distant cousins from the year 2020 were looking through
the attic of their home and found very old Harper, Remy and Millie
stuffed animals stored away in an old chest. Along with the animals
was a note that said, “Any child that sleeps with these stuffed animals
near their pillow at night will be able to enter Dreamland when they
fall asleep.”
“Is that possible for future kids to show up in the same dream as kids
from the past?” asked Remy.
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moon. The kids from the 1900s don’t know anything about those
inventions or events, and it could change the future if they did find
out about them.”
“What are we going to do?” asked Kim. “Also, how are you, Remy
and Millie going to be in two different times at the same time?”
“It is clear that we have to keep the cousins from meeting each
other,” Harper said.
“What if when the future cousins arrive, they come to Puffin Village
in the 1900s. Then, we can tell them that they can’t bring anything
from the future with them or talk about any inventions or events,”
suggested Remy. “That way, in their dream, the future cousins will
be dreaming they are in the 1900s, and we won’t have to be in two
places at the same time.”
Right after Harper, Remy, Millie and Kim decided on a plan, the
Drapkin kids returned to Dreamland.
“Okay, we have been waiting all day to find out what the problem
is in Puffin Village. Please tell us what is happening,” asked
Constance.
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“Normally not, but as it turns out, your cousins from the future
found us. Well they found your old Harper, Remy and Millie stuffed
animals in their attic with a note. They plan on visiting Puffin Village
any minute now,” explained Harper. “For this visit, they will be
traveling back in time, so it is essential that you only talk about your
time and never ever talk about the future,” Harper added.
Titus, Constance and Evie were very eager to meet relatives, they
just never thought they would be from the future. They all agreed
not to ask or discuss the future with them.
When the ship reached Puffin Harbor, they tied the ship to the dock
and made their way to Harper and Remy’s house. Harper told the
kids to wait in the house and served them fresh-squeezed lemonade
along with cheese and crackers. Harper told them to remain inside
until they returned and left with Remy and Millie to go meet the
future kids.
“Wouldn’t you love to know what the future is like?” asked Evie
while they were waiting.
Harper, Remy and Millie made their way to the center of the village
to meet their new real-world friends. As they got close to Millie’s
house, three real-worlders appeared and saw Harper, Remy and
Millie coming in their direction.
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They all went into Millie’s home and Mrs. Mina, Millie’s mother,
gave them milk and cookies. Abigail started to ask questions and
Harper told them that they will explain how everything works later,
but for now, they should know they are in Dreamland and that
everything is safe and that nothing can hurt them. Harper also told
them that in this dream, they are in the year 1900 and that it is
essential not to talk about anything from their time. In future dreams
you can either come back to this time or come to Dreamland in
their time.
Abigail was nine and the oldest of the group, followed by Joel at six
and Bethany at three. All three of the kids were excited to visit a
village in 1900, so they had no problem with staying at this time.
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Harper said, “In 1900 we don’t have electricity to our village yet.
We don’t have TVs, video games, phones, tablets or any of the fancy
stuff you kids now take for granted.”
“We read, talk to each other, play outside, go on hikes, swim, ride
bikes and lots of other things,” Millie said.
“From now on, before going to sleep and coming to Dreamland, try
and think of where you want to go and what you want to do that
night so you wear the right clothes. Since you are in 1900 for this
dream, we will need to go over to Mr. Nordmo’s General Store and
get you the right clothes for the time.”
“Thanks, Mrs. M for the snacks,” Joel said to Millie’s mom when he
got up to leave.
“Maybe we should help Mrs. Mina clean up, Joel,” said Abigail.
“We do that at home.”
“That’s all right kids, run along. I will clean up, but that was nice of
you to offer,” said Mrs. Mina.
As they made it to Main Street, Joel and Abigail started to feel out
of place being dressed from their time. Abigail was wearing bright
yellow shorts with a white and yellow striped shirt and flip flops for
shoes. Joel had on his batman pajamas since he forgot to dress for the
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dream, and Bethany was wearing a pink onesie with a large bulge in
the back from her diaper.
All the kids were relieved when they finally arrived at Mr. Nordmo’s
General Store. Harper helped Joel pick out an outfit, while Remy
worked with Abigail and Millie with Bethany.
“Boy, I would sure have problems if I went around dressed like this
in my time,” said Joel. “These shorts are itchy,” he added.
Abigail selected a yellow dress with white socks, black shoes and a
matching yellow bow for her hair. Bethany picked out a white dress
with a matching white hat, socks and shoes.
Once dressed, Harper went and paid Mr. Nordmo and then Mr.
Nordmo wrapped the other clothes in butcher paper and tied them
up with twine.
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On the way back to Harper and Remy’s house, they ran into Mayor
Downing.
Abigail had seen that done in an old black and white Shirley Temple
movie she had watched with her mom one evening.
“Well nice to meet you all. I hope you come back often,” said
Mayor Downing.
“Did you see the size of his tail?” Joel whispered to Abigail as the
mayor turned to leave. “I bet he can hang from a tree branch with
it,” Joel added in a giggly voice. Abigail just rolled her eyes and
ignored him.
When they walked in, they saw Titus, Constance and Evie sitting at
the table discussing what they wanted to do that day.
Abigail recognized Titus, Constance and Evie from an old black and
white photo her parents had scanned to their home computer. They
sure looked different in color and in person.
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Joel remembered the photo too. “Hey, I have seen a photo of all of
you in the Cloud from our—”
Abigail hit Joel in the ribs with her elbow to get him to be quiet.
“Don’t talk about the future,” she whispered to him while smiling
at her cousins.
“That’s funny. We see all kinds of clouds that look like animals, but
never like cousins,” Titus responded.
“Well it seems like forever, but we have only been coming here for
about a month,” responded Constance.
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“Maybe because they are mad that they had to pay for the nuts the
youngster squirrels knocked over a few weeks back,” Mr. Springer
guessed.
“Did anyone see any squirrels around your cart?” Titus asked.
“Garlic is not a nut, so that doesn’t help much, does it?” Mr.
Springer said.
“I’m just saying if you were roasting garlic, then it wouldn’t be the
squirrels that took them,” Joel said.
“Thank you for your insight,” Mr. Springer told Joel. “If I wear
garlic around my neck, will that keep the squirrels away?” he asked.
Changing the subject, Titus suggested that they go to the cart and
have a look around.
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They made their way through the village to Mr. Springer’s nut
roasting cart. Sure enough, all the nuts were gone.
Titus looked in the dirt for tracks. He saw lots of mice tracks but no
squirrel tracks. Then he noticed tracks that looked like they
belonged to a very large squirrel, only they were a little bit different.
He and the rest of the group followed the tracks and found an empty
chestnut shell on the ground, then he found another shell and
another.
“I know what bandit took your nuts and it wasn’t a squirrel,” Titus
said. “It was a raccoon.” He remembered seeing raccoon tracks
around his ranch at home and they looked like the tracks he just
found.
Just then a chestnut shell hit Joel in the head. They all looked up and
saw a fat raccoon with his cheeks stuffed with chestnuts.
“Oops,” said the raccoon. “Sorry I hit you in the head young
person.”
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“Why? Just because I dropped a shell on the child’s head. I said I was
sorry,” responded the raccoon.
“No, because you stole all of my nuts, you bandit!” said Mr.
Springer.
“Who are you calling a bandit?” the raccoon said as he jumped down
from the tree. “Just because I have a mask doesn’t make me a bandit.
My name is Rocco and I am not a bandit.”
“You are eating my chestnuts that you stole from my cart. I caught
you red-pawed,” said Mr. Springer.
“Well, if you would have looked in your cash box, which you left
on the cart, you would see that I paid for all the nuts and put the
money in the cash box since you were not there,” Rocco said a bit
mad that he was being accused of stealing.
Mr. Springer forgot all about his cash box. He ran back and checked
and sure enough, there was enough money there for all the nuts that
were gone. Mr. Springer came back and apologized to everyone and
went home feeling wrong about how he jumped to conclusions.
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“We have had a lot of adventures on the west coast, so our next
adventure will be going east,” said Titus.
Rocco, overhearing the conversation, told the group that he too was
heading east to Rexroad Village. Rexroad is his home at the foot of
Arklay Mountain, and he invited everyone to join him.
Harper pulled out a map of the area and noticed that Pelrock river
ran from the base of Arklay Mountain to Puffin Harbor.
“Is this river large enough for a ship to sail to your town?” Harper
asked Rocco.
The group made their way back to the ship and set sail to Rexroad
Village, Rocco’s hometown at the foot of Arklay Mountain. With a
large crew on board, it took less time to untie the ship from the dock
and raise the sails. Harper, Titus, Rocco and Joel were in the
captain’s quarters looking over the map while Remy was steering
the ship.
Bethany, Evie and Millie were up in the crow’s nest shouting down
directions to avoid other boats, and Constance and Abigail were
posted on the bow (front of the ship), keeping an eye out for
obstacles like rocks or tree branches.
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Titus was showing Joel all the places they had visited so far. Titus
pointed out Puffin Village, Mt. Pleasant, Willets, Sanderling Island,
Ronsdale and Ploverville. Titus purposely left out Corny Island to
save Joel from having to listen to such corny jokes.
Rocco showed the group where Rexroad Village was and how
Arklay Mountain was one of the tallest mountains in the Raccoon
Mountain range. The mountain range ran the length of Dreamland
from north to south.
Next, Rocco pointed out other towns and villages which were on
the west side of the mountain range. Rocco also pointed to a small
area between where they were and Rexroad Village, call Hamstern
Hamlet. He told the group about the county fair they were having
this week and thought it may be a nice place to stop on the way to
his village.
“We can use a few more supplies since we didn’t pick up any in
Puffin Village before we left,” added Harper.
“There are some rocks directly ahead!” yelled Evie down from the
crow’s nest. Remy steered the ship to the left (port) to make sure
she avoided running into them. As she got close to the left bank, a
branch from a tree almost knocked Abigail off her feet.
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“That was close,” said Abigail. Just then Abigail saw a large root
sticking out from the riverbank and yelled to Remy to turn right
(starboard).
After that, it was smooth sailing all the way to Hamstern Hamlet.
On the way, they passed farms with fields of corn and wheat as well
as orchards of cherries, apples and peaches. They saw cows grazing
on rolling hills of green grass and large herds of deer and elk roaming
free in the distance.
Remy and Titus tied the ship to the dock and then leaped onto the
dock. The rest of the crew stayed on board but went to the rail to
find out what was happening.
“I think you are mistaking us for another ship,” said Titus. “Who
are you and who were you expecting?”
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Titus looked over at the cages and most of the hamsters looked
happy to be going to new homes, but few were clearly upset.
Four dwarf hamsters raised their paws, the rest seemed content to
leave.
“How much do you want for the four hamsters who raised their
paws? asked Titus.
“Give me $5.00 and you can have all four,” responded Taz with his
paw out.
Titus introduced himself to the little hamsters, which were half the
size of the other hamsters.
“It must be confusing finding their backpacks since they all have the
same initials,” Joel whispered to Abigail.
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“I heard you have a fair going on. Want to go with us and show us
the way?” Titus asked.
“That sounds like fun. Follow us, we will show you the way,” said
Archie.
Harper and Remy said they would go ashore to get supplies, and
Millie decided to stay on the ship to keep an eye on it while
everyone else was gone. The rest of the group hopped off the ship
and followed the dwarf hamsters into the hamlet.
The hamster homes were all underground, so except for some stores
and restaurants on Main Street, the surrounding area looked like a
meadow. Every few feet there were round wooden doors built into
the meadow that opened like an outside basement door so the
hamsters could enter and leave.
Walking down Main Street, they passed grocery, hardware and toys
stores, with a few cafés and restaurants on either side. One café had
outdoor seating and it was full of well-dressed hamsters drinking
what looked like dandelion tea and munching on some green things.
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As they approached the end of the hamlet, they could see the
Hamster Fair. There were all kinds of rides, games to play with and
food booths.
“That will be 25 cents each to get in,” said the large teddy bear
hamster at the ticket window. “Once you pay the admission, all rides
are free.”
Before Titus could get money out, Archie paid for the whole group.
“It is the least we can do for you rescuing us,” said Archie.
After a few minutes, the hamster in charge of the ride blew a whistle,
and all the hamsters came to the ladder and one at a time got out.
New hamsters took their place.
Once everyone was locked into their hamster balls, the ride
attendant blew his whistle again, and everyone started running in
their balls. At first, it took the newcomers some time to figure out
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how to stand up and run. Soon everyone was running into each
other and falling in their balls. Joel began laughing so hard that he
had trouble standing up. Each time he finally caught his breath and
tried to stand up, someone would bump into him and he would fall
down laughing again.
The dwarf hamsters, along with some of the long-haired, teddy bear
and short-haired hamsters, clearly knew what they were doing. They
were all racing around the edge of the pool to see who could go the
fastest.
Before they knew it, the whistle was blown, and the ride was over.
Joel was so dizzy from spinning in the ball that he fell on the ground
when he got out. He lay there until the clouds above him quit
spinning. When he got up, he grabbed his stomach because it hurt
from laughing so much.
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Archie led the group over to what looked like a large wooden
hamster wheel. But instead of being vertical like most hamster
wheels, the wheel was laying down.
“When the door opens, you go in and stand with your back to the
wall. Then, when everyone is in, the wheel starts spinning,”
instructed Archie.
Joel couldn’t see how that could be as much fun as the hamster balls,
but he wanted to try it anyway.
Soon, everyone was in the wheel against the wall, and the ride
attendant locked the door. At first, the wheel started spinning slowly,
then it picked up speed. As the ride began picking up speed, Joel
noticed he was being pushed against the wall. Soon, the wheel was
spinning so fast he couldn’t move. Even his arms were flat against
the wall.
The wheel started to rise and before he knew it, the wheel was
vertical. It took all his strength to turn his head to the right to see
Abigail. She was pinned against the wall and laughing hard. This
made Joel laugh.
Joel turned his head to the other side to see Titus, who was also
laughing hard. Titus turned to look at Joel and Joel started laughing
all over again. Joel slowly moved his head to look across the wheel
and saw Rocco and the four hamsters also laughing.
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Finally, the ride ended. Everyone fell to the ground when they got
off the ride. After the clouds quit spinning, they stood up. Joel asked
if there were rides that don’t spin or make him laugh so he could
recover.
Archie took the group over to the giant hamster slide. The ride was
the tallest attraction in the park. They had to climb up a long ladder,
and once they were on top the attendant gave each person a rug to
sit on to slide down the wooden tube.
Bethany and Evie went first. You could hear them yell as they
descended the slide. The rest of the group followed right behind
them. The ride started with a long drop where they picked up speed.
Soon there were turns and then a large vertical circle where they
went upside down. At the end of the ride, there was a smooth
wooden ramp where they slowed down.
As they were making their way to the next ride, Evie disappeared.
“Looks like she woke up. We better head back to the ship before
we all wake up,” answered Constance.
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“When you wake up, you leave Dreamland and go back to the real
world. It’s best to keep a dream journal and write down your dream
when you first wake up, so you know what happened and where
you want to return for your next dream,” explained Constance.
Constance couldn’t figure out how Abigail could have her journal
since she knew she left it in the drawer of her nightstand by her bed.
“When we found your old Harper, Remy and Millie toys, along
with the note about how to enter Dreamland, in our attic, we also
found your journal. Don’t forget we live a hundred and twenty years
in the future from your time, so we know about all the adventures
you, Titus and Evie went on,” explained Abigail.
Constance almost forgot that Abigail, Joel and Bethany were from
the future, which made sense why Abigail had her dream journal.
“So, who is the president in your time?” asked Joel who was now
part of the conversation.
“We promised not to tell you anything about the future, and
anyway, you would not believe me if I told you about our
president,” responded Titus.
“Joel and I have agreed not to read ahead in your journal from this
point on, so if we end up joining you in the future, we won’t know
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how the dream turns out. We will only read enough to find out
where you are,” said Abigail.
“Joel and I talked things over, and we decided we like the year 1900
so much that we plan on coming back to this time when we dream.
From time to time, we will join you if that is okay with you.”
At the dock, everyone thanked Archie and his brother and sisters.
They all hugged and promised to return in a future dream.
Harper, Remy and Millie had the ship stocked and ready to go.
The End.
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