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4 Life

The song is about a lonely man at his prom who sees the girl of his dreams but she doesn't know who he is. He expresses his love and devotion to her through masturbating, saying he will masturbate to her for life, in many places and situations, as she grows old with someone else. He finds comfort and fulfillment in masturbating to her, since he feels he can't offer her much otherwise.

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4 Life

The song is about a lonely man at his prom who sees the girl of his dreams but she doesn't know who he is. He expresses his love and devotion to her through masturbating, saying he will masturbate to her for life, in many places and situations, as she grows old with someone else. He finds comfort and fulfillment in masturbating to her, since he feels he can't offer her much otherwise.

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MASTURBATE FOR LIFE

Bb F Bb F

Well it’s prom night, I’m all alone and man I feel so lame.

Bb F Bb F Gm – F sus4 – F

Across the gym, stands the girl of my dreams but she doesn’t even know my name

Bb F

As I stare my heart skips a beat, she leaves me breathless I can’t pretend

Bb F Bb F Gm – C

I know that I can’t offer her much, but I sure beat her douche bag boyfriend
Don’t dare you stare and judge me on how I express my love (Bb – F)

You can write poetry, me I will rub and tug (Bb – F – F7 – Bb)
Eb F
I’ll never hold you (Eb – F)
You may never want me,
Lay with you in the sand (Eb – F)
Eb F
Go live your life girl (Eb – F)
But love for you is true
Cause I’ll being making love to my hand! (Eb – F – F7)
Eb F
Ooh, I will masturbate to you like a fiend (same chords of before)
So everywhere I go, girl,
On Martin Luther King Day and during Halloween
Eb F
Stroking every single night of Hanukkah… to you!
I’ll be touching myself to you
Ooh, I will masturbate to you overseas,

On the Eiffel tower and while meeting the Queen.


F – Bb F
Honey go with him, I’ll be alright,
Ooh, I will masturbate to you in the shower
‘Cause I will masturbate to you for life!
Bb Eb F

In the cafeteria and during lunch hour Life is so lonely without you (Bb – Eb – F – Bb)

Bb Bb add9 F add9 There’s only so much jerking one guy can do (Bb – Eb – F – Bb)

Gonna play with myself in my parents’ car… But why this devotion? (Bb)

F7 I’ve wasted all my lotion (Gm)

to you! Baby I was blind but now I can see! (Eb – F sus4 – Bb

F – Bb F F sus4 – Bb – F sus4 – Bb ––––– F – F7)

Ooh, I will masturbate to you on the beach


Ooh, I will masturbate as you grow old with me (same chords of before)
Bb Eb F
Every single birthday and anniversary
In the dentist’s chair while he’s cleaning my teeth
In the delivery room as our first child is born
Bb Bb add9 - F 7
Ooh, I will masturbate to you and you alone
I’ll never see you again after tonight
Playing with our grandkids in our nursing home
Bb (string scratch) Bb
You’re the one that I need I must have missed it somehow
But I will masturbate to you for life!
So I will masturbate, (Bb)

and I will masturbate, (Bb)


(brief guitar solo on Bb – F chord sequence)
so I will masturbate… (Bb)

To you… (F)

right… (no chords)

now!!!! (Bb + guitar solo

and if you want, repeat chorus)

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