ACT I
Cue line:
PATSY: (spoken) This is the sweetest music this side of heaven.
Louise enters.
PATSY: (sung) THAT’S THE TIME I’LL COME ON HOME TO YOU
LOUISE: The first time I heard Patsy Cline sing.....
....and I’ll tell you I have never heard a voice that impressed me so.
PATSY: WALKIN AFTER MIDNIGHT
LOUISE: That TV audience went wild....
HEY, you play that one again for me”, and he did.
PATSY: I FALL TO PIECES
LOUISE: Patsy’s music made me feel...
And he did. (She sits).
PATSY; I FALL TO PIECES (VERSE 2)
LOUISE: I was the only one watching her, nobody else was paying her any attention at all.
PATSY: IT WASN’T GOD WHO MADE HONKY TONK ANGELS
“They have caused many a good girl to go wrong.”
LOUISE: She took off her raincoat...
I wondered what that honky-tonk merry-go-round life of hers is really like.
PATSY: HONKY TONK ANGELS (VERSE 2)
“They have caused many a good girl to go wrong.”
LOUISE: (sings) She’s on a honky tonk merry-go-round.
PATSY: (spoken) Well help me out with this song first.
COME ON IN AND SIT RIGHT DOWN
PATSY: (spoken) Come on over and say hello to them Louise!
LOUISE: All right. Hey ya’all!...
WATCH ME!!!
PATSY/LOUISE: COME ON IN AND SIT RIGHT DOWN AND MAKE YOURSELF AT
HOME
LOUISE: Lord...take me now!
No....9 o’clock. Patsy handed out her charts and we went ahead as we had planned.
PATSY: YOUR CHEATING HEART
STUPID CUPID
YOU BELONG TO ME
LOUISE: oh this is my favorite one.
PATSY: (spoken): Right Louise?
LOUISE: You betcha!
PATSY: (spoken)...good lookin’ cowboys out there tonight!
LOUISE: God bless Texas!
PATSY: SAN ANTONIO ROSE
PATSY: (spoken) Whatcha got down there Louise?
LOUISE: Honey, I got me a tiger by the tail!
PATSY: (sung) LOVE SICK BLUES
‘CUZ I’M LONESOME I’VE GOT THE LOVESICK BLUES
LOUISE: Well Patsy brought the house down...
Come on Patsy, let’s go get a Schlitz
ACT II
PATSY: SWEET DREAMS
SHE’S GOT YOU
LOUISE: Well, our second show Patsy blew the roof off of that honky tonk...
Hell, we must have covered about everything. We sounded like two people writing country
songs.
PATSY: THREE CIGARETTES
LOUISE: ...and I knew only too well how she must be feeling.
PATSY: CRAZY
LOUISE: We traded stories until the wee hours of the morning.
PATSY: SEVEN LONELY DAYS
LOUISE: Then Patsy said, “Louise honey, I truly haev enjoyed it but I’ve really gotta go, I’ve
gotta catch a plane to Dallas tomorrow.”
...missing her baby back home who must have really been missing his Momma, too.
PATSY: IF I COULD SEE THE WORLD THRU THE EYES OF A CHILD
LOUISE: Goodnight Patsy. (Exits)
PATSY: JUST A CLOSER WALK WITH THEE
LOUISE: (Re-enters) Then I set the alarm for 5:00 so Patsy could get a little sleep.....
I knew David would sleep through anything.
PATSY: BLUE MOON OF KENTUCKY
I SAID BLUE MOON OF KENTUCKY KEEP ON SHINING
SHINE ON THE ONE WHO’S GONE AND LEFT ME BLUE
LOUISE: So when Hal started playin’ Patsy’s record....
LOUISE: I said, ‘Why that’s you, you fool!” Good morning Patsy.
PATSY: BLUE MOON OF KENTUCKY
PATSY: Come on honey, let’s show ‘em!
PATSY/LOUISE: BLUE MOON OF KENTUCKY
LOUISE: Anyway, we got in my SEXY DUDE and speeded all the way to the radio station.
Here’s Miss Patsy Cline singing, “GOTTA LOTTA RHYTHM IN MY SOUL.”
PATSY: GOTTA LOTTA RHYTHM IN MY SOUL
SHAKE RATTLE AND ROLL
LOUISE: Hal and Patsy did a 15-minute interview.
And I want to read it to you...
LETTER
...already being put in 3 premium albums right away off different artists.
PATSY: FADED LOVE
LOUISE: LETTER
PATSY: FADED LOVE
LOUISE: One morning about two years later, I was driving to work and as usual I was waiting
for Hal Harris to play my favorite....
Love....ALWAYS...Patsy Cline.
PATSY: TRUE LOVE
CURTAIN CALLS
PATSY: ANYTIME
LOUISE: If you want to hear Patsy sing one more song, keep you hands together and let her
know.
Honey, we ain’t goin nowhere!
PATSY: IF YOU GOT LEAVIN ON YOUR MIND
PATSY/LOUISE: BILL BAILEY
LOUISE: We all want to thank you so much for coming here tonight. If you had a good time, tell
your mamas and daddies, you friends and neighbors to come and see us and be sure to leave you
gratuities on your table - Christmas is around the corner and Donna and David don’t want to be
disappointed! And I want you to be extra careful driving home tonight. And do not hit the SEXY
DUE on your way out of the parking lot. Now I’m gonna take this gal home for some bacon and
eggs.
