Stree Final Script
Scene 1 : Vicky and love interest
Vicky and the girl meet in seepz
Vicky : (pants vehemently) I AM SO SORRY
Girl : I am done with you. It's been forever. It's an everyday thing now
Vicky : How do I make it up to you. I promise I was stuck in another meeting. Where can we go?
Girl : (excited) The church!
Vicky : Again? Why do have to go there everyday?
Girl : Because it's so beautiful and calm. I feel at home there.
Vicky : (A lil creeped out) let go to the lake today.
Girl : I am hungry!
Vicky : KD's?
Girl : What is that Kunal Dhrote?
Vicky : It's a popular eatery in seepz.
Girl : Theek hain.
Vicky : Love the way you speak Hindi.
Girl : (Blushes) I love Indians
Vicky : (Laughs awkwardly) Hahah...me too?
Girl : Guess you don't love me anymore..
Vicky : Baby your name is my db password
Girl : You're my mobile pw
Vicky : Now you can access my db anytime… arre bhool Gaya db access toh nikalne Wala
Hain!
(Suddenly boy screams in Ural 2)
Bloody hands come glidind down the glass doors with the I'd card clapping
Uncleji : Pesh karte Hain, "Stree" Ek prem/ preth Katha.
Umang (Introducer)
Scene 2 : Vicky confesses love
Jaana : Diwali aari Hain..mere pass kapde nahi Hain yaar!
Raju : Humra babu Bhai hote huye dusra darzi?
(Babu picks up his clothes)
Plays music (Dil ka darzi Hoon)
Vicky : arre tum yeh bolo appraisal ka Kya scene Hain?
Jaana, Raju : Humra baarein main math poocho! Kaahe pata
Vicky : Mujhe BEST EMPLOYEE OF MONTH ZYCUS THANK YOU... Milne Wala hain!!! Best
appraisal bhi!
Raju : kuch bhi Bolta rehta Hain
Vicky : Arre. Sach main. Client seepz main mili.
Friends : Kaun?
Vicky : Makes gesture
Raju, Babu : American client isko seepz main mili.
GHANTA!
Jaana : Batau bhabhi ke baarein main
Vicky : Arre woh pass aayi aur kaske haath pakdi aur boli.. viky pleeej
Raju : Vicky plij?
Vicky : (Nods) Nahi...Vicky pleeeej
Raju : Wohi toh hum keh rahe Hain Vicky plij
Jaana : Haath dikhao… ( Vicky pleeeej)
Vicky : Ismein toh prem bhav hi nahi Hain
Babu : Mujhe you kuch gadbad lagra Hain!
(They also have a banter about going for Pooja..but Vicky convinces them)
Babu : Chalo ek meeting ke liye jaana Hain… puja me liye milte hain
Scene 3 : Vicky goes missing
Friends : Chal nah Vicky jaldi. Kya doondh raha Hain!
Vicky : Kuch nahi…
Friends : Arre Pooja start ho gayi…..
Yeh Vicky kahaan Gaya. Uske vajah se him idhar aayein yaar!
(Vicky disappears in search of the girl)
Babu : 12:30 ho gaya. Mujhe that jaana Hain.
Jaana : Sahi Hain. Darr lag raha Hain..
Raju : Chup ho jao Tim dono. Chalo jaldi.
Babu : Woh aawaz Kya Hain?
(Uncleji jumps into the scene)
Uncle Ji : Beta…… Amazon 2 main math jaana. Aapni jaan pyaari Hain to uss disha main math
jaao.
Jaana : Lekin..Lekin.. hum humare dost doondh rahe Hain..air humara Ghar bhi udhar Hain
Uncleji : Leking udhar stree Hain.
Raju : Matlab?
Uncleji: Gaur see suno. Stree se bachne ka solution bhi mere pass Hain
1. Pehla : Agar koi aawaz…tumhe *Scrum*..scrum scrum...mudkar math dekhna...agar
peeche mudkar dekha toh for
2. Dwitiya : Uske aakhon main aankh math daalna. Kyonki agar yeh bhi hua..woh Madhuri
aawaz we ek prashna poochengi. *updates*
3. Tritiya : Chup chap I'd card haath main leke , *No* bolke…
Everybody says in unison *Bhaagna Hain*
Scene 4 : Realisation
In the canteen
Babu : Arre yeh Vicky Kya likh Raha Hain
Jaana : Bhabhi ka love letter hoga!
Vicky : Main dekh Raha tha … baaki Kya Hain
Raju : Matlab?
Vicky : Ask hum seepz lake main mile..aur woh boli ki usse kuch cheezein chahiye..
A. A key from the keyboard
B. The mouse ka scroll
C. My employee ID
D. Mera ek socks
E. Coffee mug
Jaana : Bhabhi pagal toh nahi huyi.
Raju : Kuch theek nahi lagra. Uske baarein main tu kuch bol sakta Hain
Vicky : Uski badi badi aakhein Hain, jab muskuraahati Hain..
Babu : Woh nahi...Character traits..
Raju : Thoda English liye toh sexepeare ban gaye!
Vicky : Hum Roz seepz church main milte hain. Jab bhi main aankh bandh karke usse yaar
karta Hoon woh mere saamne aajati hain.
Uncleji : Yeh toh stree hi hogi! (pops from nowhere)
Jaana : Abhi mujhe bhi lag raha Hain.
Vicky: Koi bhi Mera vishwas math Karo. Main usse Kal bulata Hoon church main. Tab dekh
Lena!
Scene 5 : Exorcism
Church scene (Everyone waits in position)
Vicky waits patiently and says *O stree aana* according to uncleji's direction and shows him a
thumbs up
When he says it the third time… (amidst the powder appears stree!
(everyone enters the scene)
Vicky : Yeh Kya Hain!
Raju : Kaun Hain bey tu?!
Jaana : Yeh Bhabhi Hain?!!!!!!
Babu : Kaafi Sundar Hain
(Everyone stares in dismay at babu)
Uncleji whispers : Yahi stree Hain!!!
Stree : Main stree Hoon. Tu kaun Hain?
Tu itna daraavna kyon dikhta Hain?
Vicky : Kaahaan see aayi ho?
Stree : Main 300 saal se Yahi Hoon. Yeh meri niwas sthal Hain.
Raju : Matlab? Kya karti ho idhar?
Stree : Main apni kaam karti Hoon. Aur kabhi kabhi *I make fun of you*. Tumhe Kya lagta hain..
pantry ke chocolate satchets khatam kaise hote Hain? Canteen ka Khana khatam kaise hota
Hain? Main khati Hoon. Humein bhi bhook lagta hain!
Babu : Hum kaun?!!!
Stree : Beheno!
(The 3 others appear)
Jaana : Ab yeh kaun Hain!
Stree : Hum yeh jagah ka rakshak Hain. Pichle 5 saalon main koi humein disturb nahi ki Hain.
Paach saal pehle ek parth we baat Hui this. Bus. Main Roz floor wise meeting lete Hoon. Hum
usse scrum bulate Hain. Roz mujhe chillana padtha Hain. Scrum. Scrum scrum. Phir yeh
ikkhatte hoke… mujhe updates dete Hain.
Tim log Kya karte ho?
Vicky : Analytics! Procurement.
Stree : Theek hain. Bhook lagi Hain humein… stree 2 : Just got information ki udhar floor meet
Hain..air Khana Hain…
Stree : Chalo hum jaate Hain. Chalo Beheno!
Girl : Comes running…. Vicky I'm sorry I am late this time. What did I miss?!
(All the boys wink and smile at Vicky)
Scene freezes.
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