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This is the story of Lazy Peter, a shameless
rascal of a fellow who went from village to
village making mischief.
One day Lazy, Peter learned that a
fair was being held in a certain
village. He knew that a large crowd
of country people would be there selling
horses, cows, and other farm animals and that
a large amount of money would change hands.
Peter, as usual, needed money, but it was not
his custom to work for it. So he set out for the
village, wearing a red three-cornered hat.
The first thing he did was to stop at a stand
and leave a big bag of money with the owner,
asking him to keep it safely until he returned
for it. Peter told the man that when he
seturned for the bag of money, one corner of
his hat would be turned down, and that was
how the owner of the stand would know him.
‘The man promised to do this, and Peter
thanked him. Then he went to the drugstore in
the village and gave the druggist another bag
of money, asking him to keep it until he
returned with one corner of his hat turned up.
The druggist agreed, and Peter left. He went to
the church and asked the priest to keep
another bag of money and to retiirn it to him
only when he came back with one corer of
his hat twisted to the side. The priest said fine,
he would do this.
Having disposed of three bags of money,
Peter went to the edge of the village where the
farmers were buying and selling horses and
cattle. He stood and watched for a while until
he decided that one of the farmers must be
very rich indeed, fo# he had sold all of his
horses and cows. Moreover, the man seemed
to be a miser who was never satisfied but
wanted always more and more moncy. This
was Peter’s man! He stopped beside him. It
was raining; and instead of keeping his hat on
to protect his headphe took it off and wrapped
it carefully in his cape, as though it were very
valuable, It puzzied the farmer to see Peter
stand there with the rain falling on his head
and his fiat wrapped in his cape.
After a while he asked, “Why do you take
better care of your hat than of your head?” !
Peter saw that the farmer had swallowed the
bait, and smiling to himself, he said that the
hat was the most valuable thing in all the
world and that was why he took care to
protect it from the rain, The farmer's curiosity
increased at this reply, and he asked Peter
what was so valuable about a red three-
cornered hat. Peter told him that the hat
worked for him; thanks to it, he never had to
work for a living because whenever he put the
hat on with one of the corners turned over
people just handed him any money he
asked for.
LAZY PETER AND HIS THREE-CORNERED HAT 837‘The farmer was amazed and very interested
in what Peter said. As money-getting was his
greatest ambition, he told Peter that he couldn’t
believe a word of it until he saw the hat work
with his own eyes. Peter assured him that he
could do this, for he, Peter, was hungry, and
the hat was about to start working, since he
had no money with which to buy food.
With this, Peter took out his three-comered
hat, turned one corner down, put it on his
head, and told the farmer to come along and
watch the hat work. Peter took the farmer to
the stand, The minute the owner looked up, he
handed over the bag of money Peter had left
with him, The farmer stood with his mouth
open in astonishment, He didn’t know what to
make of it. But of one thing he was sure—he
hhad to have that hat!
Peter smiled and asked if he was
satisfied, and the farmer said yes, he
was. Then he asked Peter if he would
sell the hat, This was just what Lazy Peter
wanted, but he said no, he was not interested
in selling the har because with it, he never had
to work and he always had money. The farmer
said he thought that was unsound reasoning
because thieves could easily steal a hat, and
wouldn't it be safer to invest in a farm with
cattle? So they talked, and Pever pretended to
be impressed with the farmer's arguments.
Finally he said yes, that he saw the point, and
if the farmer would make him a good offer, he
‘would sell the hat. The farmer, who had made
up his mind co have the hat at any price,
offered a thousand pesos. Peter laughed aloud
and said he could make as much as that by
just putting his hat on two or three times.
As they continned haggling over the price,
the farmer grew more and more determined to
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have that hat, until, finally, he offered all he
had realized from the sale of his horses and
cows—ten thousand pesos in gold. Peter still
pretended not to be interested, but he chuckled
to himself, thinking of the trick he was about
to play on the farmer. All right, he said, it was
a deal, Then the farmer grew cautious and told
Peter that before he handed over the ten
thousand pesos, he would like to see the hat
work again, Peter said that was fair enough.
He put-on the hat with one of the corners
turned up and went with the farmer to the
drugstore. The moment the druggist saw the
tutned-up corner, he handed over the money
Peter had left with him. At this the farmer was
convinced and very eager to set the hat to
work for himself, He.took out a bag,
containing ten thousand pesos in gold and was
about to hand it to Peter when he had a
change of heart and thought better of it. He
asked Peter please to excuse him, but he had
to see the hat work just once more before he
could part with his gold. Peter said that that
was fair enough, but now he would have to
ask the farmer to give him the fine horse he
was riding as well as the ten thousand pesos in
gold, The farmer’s interest in the hat revived,
and he said it was a bargain!
Lazy Peter put on his hat again, doubled
over one of the corners, and told the farmer
that since he still seemed to have doubts, this
time he could watch the hat work in the
church. The farmer was delighted with this, his
doubts were stilled, and he fairly beamed
thinking of all the money he was going to
make once that hat was his.
They entered the church. The priest was
hearing confession, but when he saw Peter
1. sacristy (ek’r¥-s2)- in a church, a room where acted
objects are stored. (page 845)
unsound (Gn sound’ ad nat fee from faut or weakness: not sensible inaccurate
"FO. haggle (n'a) v to argue about terms or pies bargain
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priceless (prs) a) oo valuable to be measured by price (page 845)with his hat, he said, “Wait here, my son,”
and he went to the sacristy" and returned with
the bag of money Peter had left with him.
Peter thanked the priest, then knelt and asked
for a blessing before he left, The farmer had
seen everything and was fully convinced of the
hat’s magic powers. As soon as they left the
church, he gave Peter the ten thousand pesos
in gold and told him to take the horse also.
Peter tied the bag of pesos to the saddle, gave
the hat to the farmer, begging him to take
good care of it, spurred his horse, and
galloped out of town.
‘As soon as he was alone, the farmer
burst out laughing at the thought of
the trick he had played on Lazy
Peter. A hat such as this was priceless! He
coulda’t wait to try it. He put it on with one
comer turned up and entered the butcher
shop, The butcher looked at the hat, which
was very handsome indeed, but said nothing.
‘The farmer turned around, then walked up
and down until the butcher asked him what he
wanted. The farmer said he was waiting for
the bag of money. The butcher laughed aloud
and asked if he was crazy. The farmer thought
that there must be something wrong with the
way he had folded the hat. He took it off and
doubled another corner down. But this had no
Ricardo E. Alegria
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Puerto Rican Patriot Ricardo Enrique Alegria is
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effect on the butcher, So he decided to try it
out some other place. He went to the mayor of
the town,
‘The mayor, to be sure, looked at the hat but
did nothing. The farmer grew desperate and
decided to go to the druggist who had given
Peter a bag of money. He entered and stood
with the hat on. The druggist looked at him
but did nothing.
“The farmer became very nervous. He began
to suspect that there was something very wrong,
He shouted at the druggist, “Stop looking at
me and hand over the bag of money!”
‘The druggist said he owed him nothing, and
what bag of money was he talking about,
anyway? As the farmer continued to shout
about 2 bag of money and a'magic hat, the
druggist called the police, When they arrived,
he told them that the farmer had gone out of
his mind and kept demanding a bag of money,
‘The police questioned the farmes, and he told
them about the magic hat he had bought from
Lazy Petes. When he heard the story, the
druggist explained that Peter had left a bag of
money, asking that it be returned when he
appeared with a corner of his hat rarned up.
‘The owner of the stand and the priest told the
same story. And I am telling you the farmer
‘was so angry that he tore the hat to shreds and
walked home, ©
culture, He led the movement to save and
revitalize Old San Juan—the historic
neighborhood of the capital of Puerto Rico.
Alegria is director of the Center for Advanced
Studies of Puerto Rico and the Caribbean,
Collector of Folk tales Alegria is not only an
anthropologist and historian but also an avid
collector of folktales. He has written many
books and articles on the history and folklore
of Puerto Rico.
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