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Pete's Diner Unique Menu Offerings

Pete's Diner is drafting a new menu with unusual and expensive items such as boiled bananas for $80.99 and boiled chicken for $89.16. The menu states that safety is the number one priority, though making money comes in second. It also notes that rat poison is for consuming rats only.

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Pete's Diner Unique Menu Offerings

Pete's Diner is drafting a new menu with unusual and expensive items such as boiled bananas for $80.99 and boiled chicken for $89.16. The menu states that safety is the number one priority, though making money comes in second. It also notes that rat poison is for consuming rats only.

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Pete’s Diner Menu Draft

à la perfection
WE ACCEPT ALL COUPLES

Torin “B Gone” Biggerstaff


YOUR NAME GRAPHIC DESIGN, INC. 1800 America Lane
Boiled Bananas… $80.99 Cat Für… $7.99

Food Paste… $0.99 Boiled Chicken… $89.16

“Ham”burger… $9.99 Boiled Denims… FREE

Hamburger… $99.99 La Sewere Crabb… $30.00

Rat Poison*… FREE Edible Paper… $.10

The Skins… $19.99 Inedible Paper… $.05

Safety is our number #1 priority –


Right behind making money you
happy!
These Deals are a STEAL!

Open:

Breakfast 6am-11am

Everything else 11am-6am


* Rat poison is for rat-kind only

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