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Political Satire: Power Struggles

This document appears to be a transcript of dialogue from a television show or movie. It involves discussions between various characters, including the President and her staff. They discuss political issues like delays to certifying election results in Nevada due to possible missing ballots. The President wants to travel to Nevada to help resolve the situation.

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- sync and corrections by Caio -
- [Link] -
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Table for two under
McLintock, Mike McLintock.
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Uh, yes. The table is ready.
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We're clear. Bring in Sparrow.
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Listen, can I just reiterate once again
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how really, really sorry I am?
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Wow! Oh, look at this. I
guess they like us, huh?
8
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Hi. Wonderful. What were you saying?
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How really sorry I am. And I'm not
someone who loves to apologize.
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Uh-huh, right, but you're
loving it now, aren't you?
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Oh, loving it. Want another one?
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- Yeah, I do.
- I'm really sorry.
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- I'm really, really, really sorry.
- Now sing it.
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The president and Mr. Baird
enjoyed a delicious dinner
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of blue crabs trapped by
local fisherman Steve Yerkes
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and a cheese course including
"Basil Hayden" Blue
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from Jasper Hill, Vermont.
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Mike, how is she able
to focus on the economy
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if she's running around
with her new boyfriend?
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The president has always placed great
value on fiscal responsibility.
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In fact, as vice president,
she was chairman
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of the Meyer Postal Commission,
which reduced post office debt
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from 65 billion to just over 62 billion.
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Okay, Eagle. Well, I'll
see you in a few seconds.
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Yeah, bye.
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All right, we got six
more votes this morning.
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- Whoo!
- We're never gonna close that gap.
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Well, on the less shitty side, people are
really loving you and Charlie Baird.
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Even Wall Street's got
a boner for you guys.
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[Link],693 --> [Link],359
- Really? The market's up?
- No, it's flat.
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But not down is straight
up for us at this point.
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Madam President, we have received
word that Chinese hackers
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have now breached the National
Security Council servers.
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I got a great idea. Why
don't we give the Chinese
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their own log-ins and passwords?
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[Link],707 --> [Link],790
Okay? Save everybody a lot of time.
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[Link],876 --> [Link],045
Ma'am, the FDA is monitoring a salmonella
outbreak at a Missouri chicken farm.
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- Got a few fowl questions.
- What?
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[Link],549 --> [Link],215
Also from the comms department,
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multiple mentions of tomorrow's trip
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to the Museum of Natural History
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in New York City with Mr. Charlie Baird.
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Huh, not bad. Phone.
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Oh, listen to this.
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Charlie says O'Brien won't go down on
his wife without biscuits and gravy.
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Hey, can you show me
how to find on Twitter
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those tweets where people were
gushing about me and Charlie?
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Oh, yeah. You see this
button right here?
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Okay, so listen,
certification is tomorrow.
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I mean, seriously, do we have any reason
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to think that we're not as
fucked as a Senate page here?
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Actually, ma'am... I'm sorry I'm late...
I think I may have found something.
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The voting data in Nevada is multiple
standard deviations outside the means.
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Christ, Kent, know your audience.
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I think that there is
statistical evidence
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of missing ballots in Nevada.
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- Where?
- I do not know.
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- How many?
- I do not know.
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- Are you sure?
- Absolutely.
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Graydon Carter is begging
for a photo spread
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of you and Charlie Baird
in "Vanity Fair."
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Hey, Garfield, we're right in the
middle of talking about Nevada, okay?
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Kent, what can you tell us?
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I might be able to
pinpoint the vote anomaly
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if I could break down confounding
variables using an intercept model.
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What Alan Turing is trying to say
is if there are missing votes,
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- he needs time to find them.
- Mm-hmm.
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<i>All right, then we have to delay</i>
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<i>the certification of the recount.</i>
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Exactly my thought, ma'am.
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I could have the lawyers
file an injunction.
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- Bob, what do you think?
- <i> I think it's a weak case.</i>
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Let me just take a meeting
with Jim Whitman.
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And after I'm done dick slapping him,
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he will have agreed to
delay certification.
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- Amy, set it up.
- The injunction or the dick slapping?
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Christ, Amy, the meeting.
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All right, gonna have to start
chumming the media waters.
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I want you to get me on the horn
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with Ned Mitchell from
the "Las Vegas Gazette"
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and Susan Bailey with the "Reno Star."
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Amy, set it up. Sue Bailey,
the "Reno Star," everything.
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Madam President, who would you say
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would be your best person to be
at that meeting as my number two?
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- I could.
- Richard.
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Oh, well.
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Okay, listen, I need to
talk to Bob privately,
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so everybody get out, please.
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- Even...
- <i> Yeah-huh.</i>
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Bob, I am going crazy here in DC.
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I just... I feel trapped
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like a Saudi housekeeper.
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Is there any way I could get to Nevada?
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Just let me win the presidency for you
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and then you can land Air
Force One on the Strip
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and piss in Caesar's
fountain if you want.
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Oh, come on, please, Bob, I
would never stay at Caesar's.
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Yes? What?
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Ma'am, weekly CIA briefing.
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See? Crapistan's calling.
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That's what I'm talking about.
I'll talk to you later, though.
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<i>Catherine, do not use any
of the vulgar parts.</i>
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Yeah, but that's like all of it, Mom.
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- Well, then don't use it.
- But it's a doc.
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- A what?
- A documentary.
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Then say that.
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Never heard back from you.
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Late night?
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Sophie told you?
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What?
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No.
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Gross.
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You didn't tell me she worked for CBS.
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Oh!
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Oh, this is too good.
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Dan, Sophie doesn't work for CBS.
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She works for CVS.
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<i>You sold your dick for bulk iced tea</i>
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<i>and off-brand cough syrup.</i>
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Don't worry.
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You're gonna look really
cute in a blue vest.
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I am not having a good year.
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Unfortunately, ma'am,
the man we captured
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is not, in fact, Abdullah Saeed.
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Do the Israelis know
anything about this?
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Because they're a sneaky bunch of fucks.
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Excuse me one second, ma'am.
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So Mike McLintock, tonight for 8:30.
Thank you.
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Sorry, Kent, Salt and
Moon, new restaurant.
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Impressive. How did you
secure a reservation there?
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Well, Sue uses my name
for POTUS reservations,
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so when I call, I get an amazing table.
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I'm back on food.
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Doctor says the cleanse
caused no lasting damage.
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@POTUS is tweeting?
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I'm the only one who's
supposed to send her tweets.
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"Ha, ha, ha, @RealCharlieBaird.
Here's one for you now."
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The president is tweeting.
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She's tweeting?
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Sorry, just... I just have to go in.
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The president has to...
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I can't let you in
there, sir, I'm sorry.
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Please, Marjorie, please. I
have to talk to the president.
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- Please take a step back.
- Look, please.
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Oh, no.
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- Uh, ma'am.
- Yes?
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It turns out our prisoner's name
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[Link],402 --> [Link],986
is Abdullah Faeed, a
local schoolteacher.
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What is he doing?
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- What is that?
- Beats me.
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Hi, ma'am. If you hear
this, do not tweet.
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[Link],411 --> [Link],329
- Please, stop... ma'am?
- Mike, what are you doing?
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[Link],414 --> [Link],997
- You tweeted.
- What?
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[Link],082 --> [Link],465
About O'Brien. It wasn't nice.
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[Link],550 --> [Link],167
I just direct messaged Charlie.
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[Link],302 --> [Link],170
No, it was public. Everybody
saw it on Twitter.
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[Link],305 --> [Link],805
- No, they didn't.
- What did you tweet?
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[Link],890 --> [Link],174
What? It was just some
funny joke I was just...
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[Link],259 --> [Link],760
- Oh, shi...
- I pushed that feather button.
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[Link],845 --> [Link],312
I know, you tweet... that's a tweet.
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[Link],398 --> [Link],264
- That's a tweet.
- Well, then delete it!
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[Link],350 --> [Link],066
- Delete it!
- Just delete it!
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[Link],185 --> [Link],018
- Delete it!
- Hey, hey, hey!
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[Link],153 --> [Link],270
- What? Okay.
- Not here.
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[Link],441 --> [Link],359
Gary, I did it the way
you showed me to do it.
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[Link],444 --> [Link],661
But that's not the way
I showed you to do...
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[Link],746 --> [Link],697
That's exactly the way that
you showed me to do it.
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[Link],783 --> [Link],082
Do you want me to show you again?
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[Link],201 --> [Link],867
I'll tell you what I want you to do.
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Nothing, okay?
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That's your punishment. Get out.
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[Link],206 --> [Link],789
Okay, I'll just go make some tea.
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[Link],874 --> [Link],374
You better not.
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The Swedish prime minister just
retweeted your tweets with an LOL.
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[Link],880 --> [Link],298
Well, what the FOL are we
supposed to do about this?
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[Link],384 --> [Link],100
I suggest that we disavow the tweets.
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Phones are hacked all the time
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[Link],054 --> [Link],438
to steal pictures of celebrities'
penises and whatnot.
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[Link],556 --> [Link],690
- Oh, my God.
- Hold that thought, Kent.
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Madam President, are
you sure you did this?
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What do you mean, am I sure?
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[Link],863 --> [Link],814
Well, maybe the White House computers
aren't as secure as we think.
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Maybe the firewalls
have more holes in them
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than a gold digger's diaphragm.
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My God, I hated those things.
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<i>Wait a minute.</i>
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- There was a breach earlier today.
- Mm-hmm.
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Oh, my God, and maybe that
breach concerned those tweets.
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[Link],048 --> [Link],028
Maybe it did.
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[Link],053 --> [Link],990
Oh, my God, maybe you had
nothing to do with it.
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[Link],085 --> [Link],302
<i>Oh, my God.</i>
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[Link],421 --> [Link],504
In that case, China would be blamed
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[Link],589 --> [Link],141
for your messages going public, maybe.
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So is that what I think happened?
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[Link],345 --> [Link],928
That China tweeted this?
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[Link],064 --> [Link],515
Oh, no, ma'am, no. You have
no idea what happened.
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[Link],600 --> [Link],818
And neither does Mike, who
would be outraged by this.
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[Link],937 --> [Link],403
Actually, ma'am, I have a better idea.
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[Link],489 --> [Link],188
No, you don't, Mike.
History has proven that.
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Now, let me just run this by Bob
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and see if he thinks blaming
China is a good idea.
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- This can't leave this room.
- Can or can't?
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[Link],032 --> [Link],448
- It cannot, Mike.
- Not!
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[Link],583 --> [Link],749
Why don't you just tell the truth?
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[Link],453 --> [Link],920
- I don't sound like that.
- That's exactly how you sound.
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[Link],005 --> [Link],538
- No, I don't.
- Spot-on.
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[Link],623 --> [Link],040
Yeah, it's pretty close.
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[Link],125 --> [Link],674
I don't know where you
get that impersonation.
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Ma'am, you have to make a decision now.
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I mean, can I really
blame another country
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for something they didn't do?
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[Link],051 --> [Link],850
It's been the cornerstone
of American foreign policy
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[Link],969 --> [Link],802
since the Spanish American War.
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[Link],888 --> [Link],639
This morning the White House
cybersecurity was breached
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[Link],775 --> [Link],442
by what the NSA has come
to believe was a hack
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[Link],528 --> [Link],611
that originated in mainland China.
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[Link],696 --> [Link],315
Mike, Mike, what about the president's
tweet about Senator O'Brien?
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[Link],400 --> [Link],816
The president was horrified.
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[Link],902 --> [Link],287
Horrified by this latest
violation of cybersecurity.
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[Link],373 --> [Link],908
The president believes
cybersecurity is paramount
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[Link],993 --> [Link],794
for the United States' future survival.
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[Link],498 --> [Link],331
Kent, any progress on the ballots?
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[Link],416 --> [Link],501
I've eliminated eight counties
as potential locales,
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[Link],636 --> [Link],086
but there's no way around my doing
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[Link],171 --> [Link],471
a district-by-district
regression analysis.
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[Link],557 --> [Link],174
Are we paying you by the word
here, Kent, or what? Ben?
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[Link],259 --> [Link],177
He needs more time. Ma'am, we
got O'Brien on a live feed.
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[Link],262 --> [Link],479
Oh, boy. Well, we knew this was coming.
Let's hear it.
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[Link],565 --> [Link],433
I will not dignify the president's
petty remarks with a response.
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[Link],519 --> [Link],734
And yet he's responding.
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[Link],853 --> [Link],353
<i>I do, however, want to point out</i>
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[Link],438 --> [Link],155
that over 29 million people
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[Link],240 --> [Link],607
suffer from various forms of diabetes.
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[Link],692 --> [Link],027
- Oh, who cares?
- What truly troubles me, however,
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[Link],113 --> [Link],746
is President Meyer's timid response
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[Link],865 --> [Link],416
to a clear act of aggression.
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[Link],535 --> [Link],785
Did you just see that? Okay?
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[Link],870 --> [Link],537
We're gonna have to do
something about China now.
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[Link],622 --> [Link],455
- No, you don't, ma'am.
- <i> I need to look strong.</i>
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[Link],541 --> [Link],624
- If we lose Nevada...
<i>- "Nev-add-a."</i>
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[Link],709 --> [Link],510
...O'Brien is gonna kill us in
the House over this China thing.
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[Link],596 --> [Link],546
In reality, ma'am, China...
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[Link],631 --> [Link],714
In reality? I know reality, Ben.
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[Link],850 --> [Link],050
You're the one who suggested
we all live in the Matrix.
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[Link],186 --> [Link],462
Ma'am, nobody chose
to live in the Matrix.
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[Link],487 --> [Link],244
What?
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[Link],305 --> [Link],056
The machines rose up and
placed humans in the Matrix
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[Link],142 --> [Link],609
so they could use them as a
biological power source.
249
[Link],727 --> [Link],728
- Whose side were you on?
- What about targeted sanctions?
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[Link],864 --> [Link],314
That will send a message of
real strength, won't it?
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[Link],400 --> [Link],734
Or we could go to the United
Nations and have them issue...
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[Link],820 --> [Link],205
Have them what? Have them help us
park in front of a fire hydrant?
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[Link],290 --> [Link],623
I mean, come on.
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[Link],741 --> [Link],209
Ma'am, your focus now
should be on Nevada.
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[Link],294 --> [Link],961
I'm president, in case you forgot.
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[Link],080 --> [Link],964
I know what I should focus on.
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[Link],083 --> [Link],583
Sorry, ma'am.
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[Link],422 --> [Link],172
Jesus, you're still here?
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[Link],257 --> [Link],057
I don't know why. My
only jobs seem to be
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[Link],142 --> [Link],476
asking Bob and finding
out what Bob thinks.
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[Link],595 --> [Link],645
Yeah, it's been pretty fun to watch.
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[Link],763 --> [Link],647
So you want to grab a
drink or something?
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[Link],765 --> [Link],932
No, thanks.
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[Link],068 --> [Link],318
Oh, but on your way,
would you mind stopping
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[Link],437 --> [Link],270
at ABC News and picking up some Advil?
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[Link],405 --> [Link],322
Oh, did I say ABC News?
I meant Rite Aid.
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[Link],441 --> [Link],857
Yeah, I think you're
forgetting something, Amy,
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[Link],942 --> [Link],359
is that I still had sex
with your sister, so...
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[Link],445 --> [Link],662
<i>Good night, have a pleasant evening,</i>
270
[Link],780 --> [Link],780
and I had sex with your sister.
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[Link],916 --> [Link],584
<i>You might actually want to go
to Rite Aid. Get some Valtrex.</i>
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[Link],208 --> [Link],874
Dan?
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[Link],767 --> [Link],684
- Hello?
- Oh!
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[Link],802 --> [Link],636
Bob, I didn't know you were still here.
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[Link],771 --> [Link],354
Yeah. When's the meeting?
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[Link],473 --> [Link],098
The Whitman meeting's
tomorrow afternoon.
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[Link],123 --> [Link],664
Tomorrow.
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[Link],725 --> [Link],893
You might want to go to your
hotel and get some sleep.
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[Link],978 --> [Link],445
No, I got some more work to do.
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[Link],531 --> [Link],064
You have a good one, Jamie.
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[Link],570 --> [Link],037
<i>Mike McLintock.
I have a reservation.</i>
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[Link],156 --> [Link],490
The McLintock party has
already been seated.
283
[Link],625 --> [Link],660
No, no, that's impossible
'cause he's Mike McLintock.
284
[Link],745 --> [Link],328
Show her your driver's license.
285
[Link],413 --> [Link],664
- I can't find it.
- Again?
286
[Link],749 --> [Link],383
Uh, where exactly is
the McLintock party?
287
[Link],502 --> [Link],751
Right over there.
288
[Link],338 --> [Link],388
This is my table.
289
[Link],507 --> [Link],340
And this is my fat johnson
and you can suck it
290
[Link],425 --> [Link],093
as long as you promise not to put
your dirty gay mustache on it.
291
[Link],178 --> [Link],145
What is that, some kind of side
effect from your AIDS medication
292
[Link],230 --> [Link],347
or did you shave it off of
Freddie Mercury's corpse?
293
[Link],482 --> [Link],899
Now, if you don't mind, I'd like
to enjoy my bay scallop gateau.
294
[Link],018 --> [Link],070
You, you're a bald jerk.
Pardon me, Mrs. Furlong.
295
[Link],189 --> [Link],489
Jesus, you think I married that?
296
[Link],575 --> [Link],691
That's Will's wife.
297
[Link],826 --> [Link],359
Hi, Mike. It's good to see you.
298
[Link],444 --> [Link],027
This is my wife Mary.
299
[Link],163 --> [Link],912
The congressman was kind enough
300
[Link],031 --> [Link],864
to take us out to dinner
on our anniversary.
301
[Link],000 --> [Link],200
- Hello.
- I guess Will likes them old.
302
[Link],336 --> [Link],336
Why don't you fuck off
back to Burger King?
303
[Link],421 --> [Link],788
- Happy anniversary.
- Hi, Wendy.
304
[Link],873 --> [Link],456
We're going. We're going.
305
[Link],542 --> [Link],258
Christ, she looks like a Batman villain.
306
[Link],377 --> [Link],794
What'd Dopey get you
for your anniversary?
307
[Link],879 --> [Link],213
<i>And when I'm president,</i>
308
[Link],299 --> [Link],099
we will defend our digital borders
309
[Link],218 --> [Link],388
<i>just as diligently as we
defend our physical ones.</i>
310
[Link],523 --> [Link],974
Yeah, can I get a secure line?
311
[Link],059 --> [Link],276
Bradley.
312
[Link],395 --> [Link],445
<i>Bob, oh, God, I
hope I'm not waking you.</i>
313
[Link],564 --> [Link],147
No, no, I'm always awake.
314
[Link],232 --> [Link],532
<i>Great. So this China thing.</i>
315
[Link],618 --> [Link],951
They did hack us,
316
[Link],070 --> [Link],573
but they didn't exactly
hack my Twitter account.
317
[Link],658 --> [Link],042
- Say no more, Madam President.
-<i> Oh, God, I knew it.</i>
318
[Link],127 --> [Link],077
<i>I knew you would understand, Bob.</i>
319
[Link],163 --> [Link],580
<i>It is so nice to finally be
talking to a professional here.</i>
320
[Link],665 --> [Link],750
This is how I see it, okay?
If I'm soft on China,
321
[Link],885 --> [Link],501
I'm gonna get killed in the House.
322
[Link],587 --> [Link],470
Your instincts are telling
you you should be strong.
323
[Link],589 --> [Link],006
Yes, you think my instincts are right?
324
[Link],091 --> [Link],641
Does a bear piss in the shower?
325
[Link],760 --> [Link],559
- <i> You should lead.</i>
- I'm the leader.
326
[Link],645 --> [Link],978
- You caught the fish, now gut the fish.
- Gut the fish.
327
[Link],064 --> [Link],598
You're wearing the fireman's
hat, now put out the fire.
328
[Link],733 --> [Link],235
- Yes! This is better than phone sex.
-<i> Well, I just came.</i>
329
[Link],320 --> [Link],604
Forget threatening sanctions.
330
[Link],739 --> [Link],523
I should call on Congress
directly to levy them.
331
[Link],609 --> [Link],192
That's a bold move, Madam President,
332
[Link],277 --> [Link],110
and one that'll only earn you respect.
333
[Link],246 --> [Link],162
Bob, thank you so much.
334
[Link],281 --> [Link],114
Well, I'll be around for the next
335
[Link],250 --> [Link],117
five to six hours if you
need anything else.
336
[Link],371 --> [Link],954
That is why today I am announcing
337
[Link],090 --> [Link],924
a set of unilateral sanctions
338
[Link],009 --> [Link],010
starting with the freezing of all assets
339
[Link],129 --> [Link],297
associated with the
Chinese state-sponsored
340
[Link],383 --> [Link],133
cyberespionage apparatus.
341
[Link],269 --> [Link],603
Thank you.
342
[Link],810 --> [Link],143
Well, that seems to have
shut O'Brien up, huh?
343
[Link],229 --> [Link],813
- There's a new stegosaurus.
- That's not my problem.
344
[Link],898 --> [Link],365
- Absolutely, ma'am.
- Right. Hey, Amy.
345
[Link],484 --> [Link],534
You all set for today's meeting?
346
[Link],653 --> [Link],736
Ma'am, have you noticed...
347
[Link],822 --> [Link],239
God, please back up
your face, Amy, okay?
348
[Link],324 --> [Link],824
<i>Back it up.</i>
349
[Link],959 --> [Link],326
Have you noticed anything
weird about Bob?
350
[Link],412 --> [Link],044
<i>He was acting a little off last night.</i>
351
[Link],163 --> [Link],629
That's just Bob being Bob.
352
[Link],715 --> [Link],498
No, I know what this is about.
353
[Link],583 --> [Link],385
Amy, you know that you are very
important to the campaign, right?
354
[Link],504 --> [Link],699
-<i> No, this is not...</i>
355
[Link],724 --> [Link],530
- No, Amy, listen, you
are doing a great job.
356
[Link],641 --> [Link],260
A great, great, very good job.
357
[Link],345 --> [Link],896
Ben, tell Amy what a great
job that she's doing.
358
[Link],014 --> [Link],347
One heck of a job, Amy.
359
[Link],483 --> [Link],816
If the Eagle told you that
the Eagle was acting odd,
360
[Link],902 --> [Link],184
- would you listen to him?
- <i> Yeah.</i>
361
[Link],320 --> [Link],769
You got to trust the Eagle.
362
[Link],855 --> [Link],822
Why? Did he say something to you?
363
[Link],908 --> [Link],191
<i>Is everybody's cell phone off?</i>
364
[Link],277 --> [Link],360
Yeah. Those things cause
cancer, you know.
365
[Link],496 --> [Link],552
That's what I hear.
Good to see you, Bob.
366
[Link],577 --> [Link],604
Good to see you.
367
[Link],699 --> [Link],999
- Been a while, huh?
- Yeah, it has indeed.
368
[Link],084 --> [Link],870
I think the last time was at
your ski cabin with your wife.
369
[Link],005 --> [Link],872
I still got the cabin.
370
[Link],176 --> [Link],094
So, Bob, neither of us have time to
waste with the certification so close.
371
[Link],213 --> [Link],379
What's on your mind?
372
[Link],465 --> [Link],548
What we have here is a classic thumb
373
[Link],633 --> [Link],885
in the apple pie situation
and Grandma is mad as hell.
374
[Link],970 --> [Link],720
- She spent all day cooking...
- Look, Bob. Bob.
375
[Link],805 --> [Link],689
We all know you're as folksy
as a butter churn lamp,
376
[Link],775 --> [Link],525
but let me cut to the chase.
377
[Link],610 --> [Link],727
From where I'm sitting, my boy's ahead.
378
[Link],862 --> [Link],647
If you're here to beg for more time,
take your cup and cane elsewhere.
379
[Link],901 --> [Link],901
Hold that thought.
380
[Link],799 --> [Link],549
<i>- The gown is just gorgeous.</i>
<i>- I know.</i>
381
[Link],634 --> [Link],217
- Did this come from India?
- I don't know. Did you get it?
382
[Link],302 --> [Link],669
Just all of this just
screams Grace Kelly.
383
[Link],755 --> [Link],338
- I know.
- Charlie is gonna flip.
384
[Link],423 --> [Link],973
- I don't like my eyes, though.
- What?
385
[Link],091 --> [Link],725
Yeah, I feel like I've got
two diaper bags underneath.
386
[Link],811 --> [Link],844
- No, no, no, no. I don't think...
- Oh, God.
387
[Link],930 --> [Link],563
- I need my ring.
- Okay.
388
[Link],899 --> [Link],516
<i>- Oh, Bob.</i>
- Evening.
389
[Link],601 --> [Link],935
Hi, you're getting ready to go
to the Whitman meeting, right?
390
[Link],020 --> [Link],820
Mm-hmm, there's never
been a Whitman's Sampler
391
[Link],939 --> [Link],990
I couldn't take apart piece by piece
and shit out, Madam President.
392
[Link],108 --> [Link],076
I love to hear that. Okay, you're
hanging on to me like a skin tag.
393
[Link],161 --> [Link],580
Hey, you know what? Could you go and tell
Charlie I'll be just a couple minutes?
394
[Link],665 --> [Link],198
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure.
- Thank you very much.
395
[Link],283 --> [Link],534
<i>So listen, I talked to
Kent and he really needs</i>
396
[Link],619 --> [Link],286
as much time as possible,
so whatever you could do
397
[Link],372 --> [Link],040
to buy more time to delay
the certifica... Bob?
398
[Link],125 --> [Link],794
Bob? Are you all right? Can you hear me?
399
[Link],929 --> [Link],180
- Is there someone in here?
- <i> What?</i>
400
[Link],299 --> [Link],267
- What is this?
- Bob, is Richard there?
401
[Link],637 --> [Link],303
Bob, are you okay?
402
[Link],389 --> [Link],188
Oh, fuck. You know what?
403
[Link],307 --> [Link],859
<i>I wonder... I think maybe we
should delay the meeting.</i>
404
[Link],978 --> [Link],644
Oh, not a chance, Mr. President.
405
[Link],779 --> [Link],280
- I'm locked and loaded.
- Madam President.
406
[Link],365 --> [Link],900
A lady president? Yeah,
maybe in the year 2000.
407
[Link],986 --> [Link],621
Bob! Oh, my God. Jesus Christ!
408
[Link],706 --> [Link],407
- Mr. Baird, Mr. Baird. I'm so sorry.
- Excuse me.
409
[Link],492 --> [Link],493
I know everybody's waiting, but she just
texted and she's running a little bit late.
410
[Link],629 --> [Link],079
You sure she just texted or did
she tweet the entire world?
411
[Link],000 --> [Link],549
It's okay, she's not here.
412
[Link],668 --> [Link],334
All right, then let's just sit down.
413
[Link],420 --> [Link],053
- Wait, you want...
- It's fine. It's fine.
414
[Link],171 --> [Link],671
- She won't care.
- I don't know if...
415
[Link],806 --> [Link],923
Howard, would you do me a favor
and slide over for my pal?
416
[Link],009 --> [Link],592
Sure.
417
[Link],617 --> [Link],366
I don't know if this
is such a good idea.
418
[Link],428 --> [Link],512
It's 250 grand. I bought the table.
Sit down.
419
[Link],598 --> [Link],148
Gary is a key member of
the Meyer administration.
420
[Link],233 --> [Link],100
So kind. Thank you.
421
[Link],185 --> [Link],320
- You have a card?
- No, just a bag.
422
[Link],405 --> [Link],106
Guys, something is
deeply wrong with Bob.
423
[Link],191 --> [Link],712
What?
424
[Link],737 --> [Link],299
<i>I'm talking like blood
in the urine wrong.</i>
425
[Link],360 --> [Link],910
Yes, that's what I've
been trying to tell you.
426
[Link],029 --> [Link],529
No, not now, Amy, okay?
Just focus on this.
427
[Link],665 --> [Link],531
Amy, this is really bad.
428
[Link],667 --> [Link],199
Oh, hello, ma'am.
429
[Link],335 --> [Link],836
- What's bad?
- Can I tell Amy and have her tell you?
430
[Link],922 --> [Link],838
Jonah, just speak. What is it?
431
[Link],924 --> [Link],207
Ma'am, I've been trying to get Mr.
Bradley on the phone
432
[Link],343 --> [Link],043
with Ned Mitchell from
the "Las Vegas Gazette."
433
[Link],178 --> [Link],262
- Right.
-<i> Ned Mitchell died in 2006.</i>
434
[Link],381 --> [Link],695
And the "Las Vegas Gazette"
stopped publishing in 2007.
435
[Link],720 --> [Link],490
Oh, my God.
436
[Link],551 --> [Link],852
<i>I was able to get in touch with
Susan Bailey at the "Reno Star,"</i>
437
[Link],938 --> [Link],306
which is not a newspaper,
it's a legal brothel.
438
[Link],391 --> [Link],693
<i>But she did seem excited to help the
campaign in whichever way she could.</i>
439
[Link],778 --> [Link],311
Jesus Christ, ma'am. I'm so sorry.
440
[Link],396 --> [Link],563
He just seemed like the
same old Bob to me.
441
[Link],649 --> [Link],399
Ma'am, this morning he told
me the Jews cause hurricanes.
442
[Link],485 --> [Link],535
He just went into this
Whitman meeting, you guys!
443
[Link],620 --> [Link],071
What if he takes a shit on
the table or something?
444
[Link],206 --> [Link],491
Ma'am, at his age, if he can take a shit
whenever he wants, that's a major victory.
445
[Link],576 --> [Link],576
All right, Amy, this
meeting cannot make it
446
[Link],662 --> [Link],328
past the School Book Depository.
447
[Link],413 --> [Link],246
I'm loading my gun and
heading to the sixth floor.
448
[Link],332 --> [Link],916
<i>Well, then, go, go, go!
Ben, don't hang up.</i>
449
[Link],001 --> [Link],884
- I've got to tell you something.
-<i> Uh-oh.</i>
450
[Link],970 --> [Link],555
Bob knows there wasn't a Chinese hack.
451
[Link],640 --> [Link],724
I think I might have told him.
452
[Link],809 --> [Link],425
Well, don't worry, ma'am.
453
[Link],511 --> [Link],477
We'll get him on the first
flight out of Nevada
454
[Link],596 --> [Link],398
and we'll shove his ass out
somewhere over Oklahoma.
455
[Link],483 --> [Link],185
Alzheimer's or no, I
image-searched Susan Bailey
456
[Link],270 --> [Link],354
and she is legit fuckable.
457
[Link],439 --> [Link],106
<i>Hi, this is Dan, leave a message.</i>
458
[Link],191 --> [Link],774
Shit! Thing Two.
459
[Link],909 --> [Link],609
Honestly, her rates are reasonable.
460
[Link],498 --> [Link],498
Richard, call...
461
[Link],617 --> [Link],483
Can you go any faster?
462
[Link],508 --> [Link],358
Amy, if you had rented
me a Sebring, yes.
463
[Link],453 --> [Link],703
Just go! Go, go!
464
[Link],506 --> [Link],457
This is like that famous
scene from the movie "Heat."
465
[Link],593 --> [Link],010
You know, with De Niro and Brenneman.
466
[Link],129 --> [Link],763
Just thinking about that
scene gives me goose bumps.
467
[Link],848 --> [Link],215
The fuck is going on?
468
[Link],300 --> [Link],301
Mr. Whitman, sir, I'm sure that Mr.
Bradley
469
[Link],437 --> [Link],804
<i>will be right back</i>
470
[Link],889 --> [Link],440
very soon.
471
[Link],525 --> [Link],809
<i>You know, I'm just gonna step out,</i>
472
[Link],944 --> [Link],311
make sure that Bob
doesn't need anything.
473
[Link],397 --> [Link],197
<i>Be right back.</i>
474
[Link],534 --> [Link],985
Good evening, everyone. Before we start,
475
[Link],070 --> [Link],537
I would like to acknowledge the
chairman of tonight's dinner
476
[Link],656 --> [Link],291
and a longtime generous benefactor
of this unique institution,
477
[Link],376 --> [Link],161
- <i> Mr. Charles Baird Jr.</i>
- Oh!
478
[Link],166 --> [Link],383
Thank you, Steve. I'd
like to say dig in,
479
[Link],502 --> [Link],169
but my date is running late.
480
[Link],254 --> [Link],471
Presidents, right?
481
[Link],506 --> [Link],591
Well, hopefully she arrives
before we all turn into fossils.
482
[Link],344 --> [Link],762
<i>Why is nobody answering
their phones right now?</i>
483
[Link],847 --> [Link],014
Hang on, ma'am. I'm gonna try Dan again.
484
[Link],099 --> [Link],149
- Hey.
<i>- Dan, you're on with the...</i>
485
[Link],235 --> [Link],318
Dan, are your ears on mute?
486
[Link],403 --> [Link],986
I've called you like 80 times.
487
[Link],072 --> [Link],105
- You're on with the president.
<i>- Sorry, ma'am.</i>
488
[Link],191 --> [Link],192
Whitman made us turn our phones off
before Bob walked out of the meeting.
489
[Link],327 --> [Link],027
What do you mean? The meeting is over?
490
[Link],112 --> [Link],945
Well, no, but that didn't stop the Eagle
491
[Link],031 --> [Link],364
from flying out onto the
street and getting in a cab.
492
[Link],500 --> [Link],533
Yeah, turns out he's nuttier
than a squirrel's diaper.
493
[Link],619 --> [Link],752
<i>- Tell Jonah to shut the fuck up.</i>
- Shut the fuck up.
494
[Link],871 --> [Link],088
<i>If the meeting's still
going on, who's with Whitman?</i>
495
[Link],207 --> [Link],291
- Richard.
- Oh, thank God.
496
[Link],376 --> [Link],126
<i>Hate to say I told you so.</i>
497
[Link],212 --> [Link],046
- Shut the fuck up.
- Shut the fuck up, Jonah.
498
[Link],633 --> [Link],050
Mr. Splett, where's Bob Bradley?
499
[Link],185 --> [Link],852
Honestly, I was gonna ask you that.
500
[Link],887 --> [Link],386
Do you mind if I get a picture with you
501
[Link],522 --> [Link],355
for my blog "Let's Talk About Splett"?
502
[Link],892 --> [Link],442
Tell the Eagle it was great to see him.
503
[Link],561 --> [Link],144
And at 6:00 P.M. tomorrow,
504
[Link],230 --> [Link],897
every vote in this state will
be counted and certified.
505
[Link],032 --> [Link],067
Well, not every vote. Funny
thing about elections,
506
[Link],152 --> [Link],902
historically there've always
been leftover ballots.
507
[Link],037 --> [Link],956
Sometimes up to 16% end
up missing or thrown out.
508
[Link],075 --> [Link],742
- Is that what this is about?
- I'm so sorry for...
509
[Link],878 --> [Link],078
The missing ballots in Washoe County.
510
[Link],163 --> [Link],831
We looked all over for
them, came up empty,
511
[Link],916 --> [Link],549
so best of luck to you.
512
[Link],634 --> [Link],719
And if you do happen to find
as much as one new vote,
513
[Link],804 --> [Link],338
- we'll see you in court.
- Thank you.
514
[Link],675 --> [Link],425
Holy bacon double Asperger's.
515
[Link],511 --> [Link],261
- How did you do that?
- I'm sorry, what?
516
[Link],396 --> [Link],681
Amy, what are your top five
favorite De Niro movies?
517
[Link],766 --> [Link],400
And you can't say "Meet the Parents"
'cause that's automatically number one.
518
[Link],485 --> [Link],937
Kent, it's Washoe County.
Don't ask me how I know.
519
[Link],022 --> [Link],773
<i>Kent, get the Justice
Department on this, okay?</i>
520
[Link],909 --> [Link],609
You give them your statistical
whatever it is to narrow it down.
521
[Link],695 --> [Link],028
- You mean my data narrative matrices.
- Yeah, the datas.
522
[Link],114 --> [Link],166
Amy, is there any sign of the Eagle or
is he crossing America on a lawn mower?
523
[Link],285 --> [Link],501
Ma'am, we really ought to get
someone in court right away
524
[Link],620 --> [Link],620
to file a Hail Mary injunction
to extend the deadline,
525
[Link],756 --> [Link],289
someone who can stall
till we find the ballots.
526
[Link],424 --> [Link],623
<i>I already thought about that.</i>
527
[Link],759 --> [Link],458
<i>I've got it covered.</i>
528
[Link],216 --> [Link],099
Mm-hmm.
529
[Link],105 --> [Link],139
So the lady-in-waiting came over to us
530
[Link],274 --> [Link],476
and she said, "Her Majesty thought perhaps
you would like to see her crown."
531
[Link],562 --> [Link],396
Imagine a shy kid from
Birmingham, Alabama,
532
[Link],481 --> [Link],981
and the Queen of England...
533
[Link],066 --> [Link],617
Ladies and gentlemen, the
President of the United States.
534
[Link],702 --> [Link],570
Oh, thank you.
535
[Link],655 --> [Link],538
Thank you. Oh, look at that.
536
[Link],657 --> [Link],325
That's sort of a grey-blue dress.
Isn't that something?
537
[Link],410 --> [Link],961
Hi, feeling good in Nevada.
538
[Link],046 --> [Link],880
Nifty in Nevada. Hi.
539
[Link],999 --> [Link],800
- You look fantastic.
- Yeah, I need a drink.
540
[Link],885 --> [Link],003
Indeed I do. Everybody,
please, sit down.
541
[Link],088 --> [Link],673
I am so excited to hear all about the...
542
[Link],759 --> [Link],009
Stegosaurus, the armored plant eater.
543
[Link],094 --> [Link],895
- Stegosaurus, the arm... Gary?
- Mm-hmm.
544
[Link],014 --> [Link],649
I dropped my lipstick somewhere
between here and the motorcade.
545
[Link],734 --> [Link],018
- Okay, I got one right here.
- No, go get that one.
546
[Link],153 --> [Link],103
- Uh-huh.
- So what did I miss?
547
[Link],189 --> [Link],190
We just heard a lovely story
about the Queen of England.
548
[Link],325 --> [Link],025
She's a fucking cunt.
549
[Link],160 --> [Link],027
- You didn't hear it from me.
- No.
550
[Link],998 --> [Link],832
We're still searching for the
votes, so we need you to stall.
551
[Link],917 --> [Link],617
Amy, I respect the sanctity
552
[Link],702 --> [Link],370
of this courtroom far
too much to "stall."
553
[Link],505 --> [Link],039
This is a simple and
straightforward case.
554
[Link],124 --> [Link],259
Although, in many ways, that's
what makes it so complicated.
555
[Link],378 --> [Link],178
- You see...
- That's good. Do that.
556
[Link],264 --> [Link],965
The court will hear the
matter of Meyer v. Nevada,
557
[Link],050 --> [Link],850
a motion to delay certification.
558
[Link],935 --> [Link],720
Before we begin, I would love
to define a few key terms.
559
[Link],806 --> [Link],474
Vote. What is a vote?
560
[Link],559 --> [Link],393
Well, I think that's pretty obvious.
561
[Link],528 --> [Link],228
Oh, is it, Your Honor?
562
[Link],363 --> [Link],283
In many cultures, the word vote
can mean a myriad of things.
563
[Link],402 --> [Link],986
It can mean a celebration.
564
[Link],071 --> [Link],154
It can mean a dance around a fire.
565
[Link],240 --> [Link],408
It can mean a silent nod.
566
[Link],543 --> [Link],911
In this room, what does it mean?
567
[Link],997 --> [Link],579
Any news on Creaky McGee?
568
[Link],715 --> [Link],748
Seriously, we have got
to find Bob before...
569
[Link],834 --> [Link],134
Look at this. How beautiful you look.
And check this out.
570
[Link],253 --> [Link],586
No, no. What about the
Nevada State Police?
571
[Link],672 --> [Link],922
- Ma'am, there's nothing.
- <i> Oh, never mind. We got him.</i>
572
[Link],008 --> [Link],724
What? Where is he?
573
[Link],809 --> [Link],310
- Here.
- Good morning.
574
[Link],429 --> [Link],345
Hi, Bob.
575
[Link],431 --> [Link],813
- Hey.
- <i> Hi.</i>
576
[Link],932 --> [Link],433
I am so happy to see you.
577
[Link],568 --> [Link],435
What kind of soup do you have today?
578
[Link],520 --> [Link],106
Um, what kind of soup is on your mind?
579
[Link],191 --> [Link],075
Well, what is today?
580
[Link],160 --> [Link],861
- Um... it's Thursday.
- It's Thursday.
581
[Link],946 --> [Link],446
- Thursday?
- Yup.
582
[Link],531 --> [Link],582
Navy bean. So delicious.
583
[Link],667 --> [Link],335
Ma'am, you want to... hey, Bob.
584
[Link],454 --> [Link],170
Bob Bradley. Nice to meet you, sir.
585
[Link],289 --> [Link],839
- They found the ballots.
- Seriously?
586
[Link],958 --> [Link],877
- Yeah.
- Excuse me, Bob.
587
[Link],962 --> [Link],595
Breaking news out of Nevada.
588
[Link],680 --> [Link],465
<i>Acting on a tip, US Justice
Department deputies</i>
589
[Link],550 --> [Link],302
found an estimated 10,000
uncounted mail-in ballots
590
[Link],387 --> [Link],075
from last week's
presidential election...
591
[Link],100 --> [Link],661
Come on.
592
[Link],773 --> [Link],691
<i>...in the house of this man, 54-year-old
US postal worker Vance Otlow.</i>
593
[Link],777 --> [Link],444
- Look at this guy.
-<i> Otlow had grown more erratic</i>
594
[Link],530 --> [Link],813
following post office closures last year
595
[Link],899 --> [Link],815
by the Meyer Postal Commission.
596
[Link],901 --> [Link],484
10,000 ballots!
597
[Link],619 --> [Link],955
From a district with an empirically
high applied demography value.
598
[Link],040 --> [Link],742
I don't know what you're saying, but
you keep doing that math stuff, Kent,
599
[Link],827 --> [Link],677
no matter how much anyone
makes fun of you, okay?
600
[Link],702 --> [Link],318
Yes, ma'am.
601
[Link],380 --> [Link],165
All right, listen. Karen has got to
get those ballots admitted, right?
602
[Link],250 --> [Link],501
She will or she won't.
603
[Link],636 --> [Link],420
Amy, I know the last couple
days have not been ideal.
604
[Link],506 --> [Link],389
To say the least, ma'am.
605
[Link],508 --> [Link],840
<i>I just want you to know</i>
606
[Link],926 --> [Link],593
that I could not have
done it without Richard
607
[Link],678 --> [Link],679
and I want you to please
relay my thanks to him.
608
[Link],815 --> [Link],182
I'll get right on that.
609
[Link],267 --> [Link],401
Uh, ma'am, from our ambassador in China.
610
[Link],520 --> [Link],687
As I feared, the Chinese are responding
to your threat of sanctions.
611
[Link],773 --> [Link],440
Can I not have just one
minute to enjoy this?
612
[Link],526 --> [Link],692
I'll ask the Chinese.
613
[Link],828 --> [Link],995
Your Honors, I have just been informed
614
[Link],080 --> [Link],949
that uncounted ballots have been
discovered in Washoe County.
615
[Link],034 --> [Link],701
I'd like to move that those
be included in the recount.
616
[Link],837 --> [Link],538
Objection, the deadline
has already passed.
617
[Link],673 --> [Link],508
Your Honor, how is counsel
defining "deadline" and "passed"?
618
[Link],594 --> [Link],677
Your Honor, objection!
619
[Link],014 --> [Link],463
The deadline will be extended
620
[Link],549 --> [Link],048
until we can hear on this matter.
621
[Link],134 --> [Link],969
We will reconvene tomorrow at 10:00 A.M.
622
[Link],054 --> [Link],938
After today's stunning
turn of events in Nevada,
623
[Link],057 --> [Link],441
the president has asked
Bob Bradley, the Eagle,
624
[Link],560 --> [Link],393
to return to Washington as her new
625
[Link],478 --> [Link],563
cybersecurity czar,
effective immediately.
626
[Link],648 --> [Link],065
Also the State Department is reporting
627
[Link],151 --> [Link],569
the Chinese government announced a
series of measures aimed at the US.
628
[Link],654 --> [Link],572
New restrictions on American
imports into China,
629
[Link],657 --> [Link],658
freezing of US investment
funds in China...
630
[Link],212 --> [Link],047
a ban on all foreign adoptions
by American citizens.
631
[Link],634 --> [Link],218
- A bunch of other stuff.
- Mike! Mike!
632
[Link],303 --> [Link],920
Will the president move
forward with her sanctions?
633
[Link],006 --> [Link],589
I don't know.
634
[Link],177 --> [Link],310
I have to call my wife.
635
[Link],648 --> [Link],481
I didn't know there
was a subbasement.
636
[Link],600 --> [Link],433
- Nice and cool.
- Yeah, it's nice.
637
[Link],568 --> [Link],818
- A lot of supplies here.
- This is mine, right?
638
[Link],937 --> [Link],437
- Oh, yeah.
- Oh, boy.
639
[Link],522 --> [Link],522
And here we go, Eagle, your new nest.
640
[Link],608 --> [Link],358
Now, I don't think my cell
phone's gonna work here.
641
[Link],444 --> [Link],911
- No. Good luck.
- Great.
642
[Link],448 --> [Link],781
Thanks, buttfucker.

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