k ApRAnoos ROE BORA Ma OND fe | nats‘copyright © 1966 by BRANDON HOUSE 7311 Fulton Avenve Nora Hollywood, California Printed in the United States of America Aponte. PREFACE 1 ever there was a book that wamisaably prove that man iy above al elt, posophiing, Pecan anima, tis Ceuriusy enough) i For, oo te surlce, ‘Soom i one of {be'moxt exlgtened, rowdysh, and ‘scot. Pay, tl ae ete gy ge ee fice is crammed moe vase fe fi finde in many of he elie Sl Bee sah ws Lady Chrys Lover and lyse) le ne over tea times ie fng. Candid de ‘noes ot masthsbaton, anal intercourse ex Gu SEP menstruation, cst, besa, the ws of a ‘iad ex ongas, ad ost about anything ele arcana of are Herein found in abundan. ‘vere en the pilsophicng in the play? erly on evry page. Fito ly the ete work Pegi which mens «hear work aed a Fee ne persons o situations, and showing Soins yr ofS, ‘Sop: Klbg Char Tr ana is court. Chases, 2 ‘aval la, Ts actualy ile more thanPreface port-Renassance origin, gives a preview of werly ET tie sexally liberal ideologies which ate only {een breaking fto print again. Thus, i refers ah oad Fags term for coplaing) 5 RPE irae that Is fo be ensourageds i Picnics the ideal banqueting house a being 28 tay sexy ple, where men and women hive Shing settee to do tun to have oxic ad- rarer advocates teachiag the young "0 bret Wioomcr vows/And do. what love and ature ‘ialowas Moreover, aden, at east by inl- (Sion thar masturbation, anal Intercourse, incest iia aad the ue fart yx organs are all hy Sere event i the ile of the young mas rr to mention the young womas— about ow. ‘piteugh sme of tie material is stically pre- eet ind cannot be taken to seriously, these ‘SoU seam tobe much season for belevibg that Rochester not only would be inlined to go along thie Ulestram, but in vome respects (0 5° im one of two bets sihceimgoian Wecogical aspect of Sodom is the penual debs that isthe cen theme of {he pig Or the one band, 25 noted inthe pre see cagranh; the work Seems to be unusually TRbubiaata but on tbe other hand, it hos FEED conventional aspects that at times ere be quite contradictory, Ths, the mai roagonist of the play, King Bolloxion, inst Frseormal eteowenl intercourse i not go {hough for human consumption and Ut it should largely be replaced by buggery, or bomosenual ‘genial elton. This is indicated inthe se tnd version ofthe prologe. Preece ert; ogasry we oie and Boggey we, al ate tone an wi a, (og sons t_cuns wt ‘And, ain, Bolorion 5315 ‘sce have bugael oman ae, Tod Fete Cot aot mo och ci ar tothe eer be dy, te sma XTi ae Tove wi a my es fon the ofter hand, te Kg’ pin, Fn, Spal sate: ro love and tre ll hi ih estre— Fe women ont buggery be 0 more! Ieodh te postive End oY, Ac nn gave wih please 0 ey, Te Rr anda be nd you dense, Fe uns int comupon aod dare ‘Aso, Conta, a er plague 10 the pay, io 8 Sats ting tin goes beyond the em Weep hetero intreoure: ‘You sealants, he Elects of Lesher Yiny wil you ser cuts by bands to ci (Gare onthe fp, that first devi he way ‘Pumping to spend, and frgg the sou say (Can nehole fire ho i Hefce and great . iafter more than a cunt’ immortal Heat? (Ge ean hand tht ull uncharming thing ‘Plowers and whites, erowa Prick, te female's ne Vie inteapics of swelling cunt ad ae Tad acl me whieh of ese best Keeps the Tar. Tn soveral important ways, then, Sodom is 2 pay RSAPrejace ee of ideas, So for that mate, isthe whole rain ot fe sfnuaity. Men donot merely hve sex Sins whether tey be beteroserual Or homo Fee ginal or anal, Bt or Ulit—merely be- Sem gk sex organs lke the fest of contact ‘See aos pars ofthe anatomy of ober uma ‘Hal, or naniate objets, They participate in SER att beens sey, fora age vat of ‘ions thing, believe, and imagine dat they wil Peat in the proces. A great many of Sct Resous for petting and copulating, moreover, are rent onsen. Ths hey engage in *=K- ear Because they want to show love for =~ vac peaon, to demensrate how competent they et pin monetary rewards, co beget chile, £0 Me at te seally are wrtles, to gla POPE By, to site thee flav, 5. ‘Wat Sf tore, the act of sex ise is almost ainaye Meatona at wel as physical, because ae tor arnuman being to become ly aroused Dg reac erga unas be or sb uses cerebral 0S fay wes tnt stilton; and in many eee Diora such ap nocturnal eins — Finke is achieved throuph purely mental means. Bein reason, in foc, why many people — esac oe fe Sat RBA emia apne is eens they go thrush ta proper pysical motion to rach fullest, Be tte tosus adequately on preholoreal stil ae a Ten to vos ad orgasms Iti ck SPR rather than motor agity that locks them sexually. "Si iovariably goes, Lower animals are drive to sek pareipation for instinctive, physioiogeal Preface ee resons, Frogs, for example, become sexually SRoRH by the smel of the female frog in Heath ha if hee odonfrous orans ae removed from i Sody and placed before the male fog, he will Tein be feoused, eventhough the female “oble ‘Sas denne oetualy ot fully present. Huan craks, too, ean be exited sexally by a part of the fama anatomy—by her breasts, for ex ‘Mipte, or her face, oF ber ips. But in the ese of ‘eFlnan beings tf notte part of th female IR ge Co its odor or anos physealatsiutes) Fi is Tnstincively. stimulating, rater it the ‘Palow idea that thi anatomical part of bor ‘eaualy delectable “Huron sexuality, albeit with a few exceptions, fs bevally matter of Ses, philsopis, at fade and vas It tu tht the pisieal Sst (ee fat secompanyiost sex acts have their ov. Thtscnce, and to some degree help create or bias ‘eifa valuge sbovt sexsal rations; but the Fitch much more eo human sex “dvs” tan tare physical ipolsion. This, again, is what hee? Sodom demonstrates: that (ry 28 YOU Mato sate sex and ssp i 1 Ms most crass Tiuincte man’s innate and aequired propensity 10 ele decedly thinking seal till sows thou. Ta many. ways, Rocbestr strives desperately ia this play to portray sex fa te wlermost raw. But frum values aonebelessereep ia; a8 they in ceviably il ALBERT ELLIS, 2a New York Cy, Mi Ga)sees ‘ ie =. INTRODUCTION ‘yas from the igutows Foy Each Se in Pe stan voy one. the ek Pee so sks in the aglsh language se ie ply in Beale coupe, se sap the sad Had of Rochester se as seuent of Bagh Ite wand hny frit unashased ep0- orth eoupton and vie of King hens and is cous is bee cere nea fens The book in 0 st 1 PY ay a own int as eign Cuvee a Tn book foo Fianat 0 cast English authority 08 Ba te Findon. He kaew of thseIntroduction __—tnrodecion manuscript copies, however, which he eseribes in his Cexturia Librorum Abs- ondtorum. Not until x904 was the play reprinted in a zigorously limited edition Gf a acholacy collection of folkloce, now of the vumost mrity and value. Ovr fdition, the most complete available, with the foo Prologues, the we Bpllogues, tnd the feal poem, is based on a compat son of the existing manuscripes with variants noted. In offering this great and ‘essentially moral work to the public for the fist time in an unlimited, inexpensive dition, we feel we are not only closing fone of those miniature but long irritating jgaps in the canon of seventeenth century English classics, but also ace making available to the ever growing circle of reports on. December -and, 1668, that after a visit to the theatre, ie went co Whitehall “and ere sa all thes, un heed the sly veourse of the King, with his people about him, taliog sory of my Lond Rocheter’s avin of is other stole, while he was ths wench and his gold all gone, but Tis coches found afterwards sefed into eather bed by the wench that soe them?” One bad tan deserves anotes, te Rochester wasted note in laying « Sina tick ba the King. He went to {a hm of n exeordnary beauty he had jus dcovre, and invited his Majer to company him to the botel where she vad ted fudge for himell The King rene teste to logis him a8 4 com wrone and beta of with Rosier to the broil, ignorant that e gi umi- Poe ofr lien’ rea ident, bad been TPataced by Rochester to pk his poo- es Alter the parry, when Chasis 1 ached foe his moaey and discovered the voix ~Intraetion loss, he called for Rochestes, only to learn he had already left. The King was in a parlous situation since the house employed bullies to manhandle clients like himelf, who had no money t0 pay, and dhrow them out. At first he asked for credits, bur naturally was refused, so thea he offered his valiable ting as seca- airy, This was rejected with a laugh as probubly’ being worthless, At last the King prevailed on one of the attendants to take it to a jeweller to be valued. Whea the jeweller inspected the sing, “he stood amized, and enquired, with yes fxed upon the fellow, who he had got in his house? to which he answered a black-looking ugly son of a whore, ‘who had no money in his pocket, and was obliged to pawn his cing. The ting, says the jeweller, i so immensely sich, that but ‘one man in the sation could afford to wear it, and chat one is the King. The jeweller being astonished at this incident, ‘went out with the bully, in order to be filly suised of so extraordinary an aff Introduction and as soon as he entered the room, he fell on his knees, and with the utmost respect presented the ring to his Majesty. ‘The old Jezebel and the bully, finding the cexteuordinary quality of their guest, were ow coafounded, and asked pardon most submissively on their knees, ‘The King, in the best natured manner forgave them, and Jaoghing, asked them, whether the ing would not bea a "This trick was forgiven by the King though few others would have been so lenient, But the following yeas, in 1669, 1 series of satires attacking the King in vigorous terms caused Rochester to be banished from the court ‘On such occasions he retired to the country where neither the charms of the landscape aor the company of his family could assuage his ennui, Here he wrote hie most bitter lampoons and played his rmerriet pranks, Once he disguised himself as a tinker and went about, the town of Busford collecting pots and pans to mend, Having collected a good store,Intrascton be sat himse down on the village gresa anid proceeded to knock the bottoms out of every one. ‘The villagers sent fr the foastable who put Lord Rochester in the (Geeks) The Bar bad a note sent to his tie i Addechury and soon enjoyed the constecnation ofthe bystanders to see my ford carved home in a coach and si, stocks and al. Onanother ocesion, when his friend, George Villers, the Duke of Bucking- ‘bap, was also in exile fom cour, they rented under astumed naroes an idle ina fon the Newmarket road, Determined to prove that even the most vstoous women ould be seduced, they invited the local Tadies to intimate lide supper paris ‘where the charm, culture and good looks of these two gentlemen accompanied by 4 few choice fiends, and the best food and tine, conquered the cesistance of virgins nd vives alike, These conquests were fo eflorless that they soon began to lose their interest, and the two friends conspi- fed to capture a more dificul prize, cam Introduction ‘There lived inthe acighbochood an ld mise who, after his money, was most ovetous of his beatiful young wile Buckingham invited him to supper atthe in, and he left his young wife in the pro- tection of an aged spinster site.» Roch ester inthe meantime disguised Nimssltas YE country gl with a covered basket to ‘Taiplc the masquerade. He loved de piss and very ely was expecially happy | At in the role of the young maiden. Upon } her arsval atthe mise’s house, the spinster wwoulda't admit the young. gid, who began to clasp her hands and wall as if taken by a ft. This-browghe the preity wife to the door, and she persuaded her Tsterlelaw to admit the gid ino the Kitchen where she might rest. ‘Once there, the maiden withdrew fom het basket 1 bote of spicits which, the sald, helped hee recover doing these aacks, Rochester knew in advance that the spinster was given to the bottle, and when he offered hes a sip of something “yeay spec” from 2 second botle heIntroduction drew from the basket, the spinster was quick to accept. This bottle contained 4 dote of opium s well and the guardian ‘was soon off in 2 deep’ slumber. Now the maiden asked the mistress of the house if she might be permitted to lie dowa a while to recover, and the wife generously offered her own bed. ‘The ‘wife was grateful for 2 sympathetic ear for her tale of boredom and sorsow; one thing led to anothes, and at the sight moment, and ia the proper way, she was made to know the trie sex of her visitor. ‘The reader may well imagine the lubti- cious events that followed. Having valiantly captured bis prize, Rochester persuaded the woman to rob the house of the 130 pieces of gold het husband had hidden away and to return ‘with him-to the ina to eajoy his protec- tion and fidelicy. On the way back they sglimpred the miser in the distance and took to the meadow, where Rochester possessed her aguin, under her husband's vvery nose. Whea the poor wretch arsi- wav Introduction oo wade of wih hi force, ang Nima in -depaie “Rocher and Bibtngiam coved he gid by try a peepee reer Te was in te sping of 176 tnt i. ee oo thier agai the Kings Roches ei te known he wus going to Fan, but Seed nad hime Tower Hill a tls Bede, “Alert fala of to Sladen of be ne dnd Hc bile in which be desbed in a Wty Sle the duc he had tees che dearer eer cen at a fla of cstomer at is deg, | oo ae ee ee el Winn the ing reveled his setnce ofIntroduction eile, Dr, Bendo and assistants suddenly ‘vanished from sight, though the very next night Lord Rochester was seen at White- hall “dancing in a ball in as great a favour Tn 1677 and again in 1678 Rochester vwas seriously il with a fever and from this year on his health continued to decline, There, is spme hint that his dizorders were( but it is at least debility can be attributed to his overindulged appetite for wine, women and wild living. He became interested in religious in-the winter of 1678-1679 and invited Bishop Gilbert Burnet, one of the King’s ‘chaplains, to visit him at Woodstock. "Theie subsequent conversations are repor- ted in Burner's Some Passages of the Life cand Death of Jobn Earl of Rochester publis- hhed in x60, In June of 1689, having been to London for the last time, Roch- ester took very ill in the country and was confined to his bed at Woodstock Lodge. Persuaded he was on his deathbed, he savi Introsetion sccanted before the whole household, and took the sacrament in company with his wile, who to his great joy, renounced the Roman faith. The same day, June 19th, ‘he ordered the, busaing ofall his ‘profane and lewd writings’ and his ‘obscene and filthy pictores’, an irreparable loss (0 literature and art. ‘During the following weeks he sée- sed to bea litle better, and on June 25th ‘wrote to Bishop describing his conver- sion and asking that he come to visit him, Burnet, not realizing the seriousness of his condition, delayed his visit ell the oth of July and ccturned to London on Saturday, the 24th. On Monday, July 126th, 16to, Rochester died. He was theeP years of age. We do not know when Rochester's most famous work, Seder, was written, but it was fist published four years after This death in 1684 at Antwerp. We ate informed by Pisanus Fraxi that the play sawvii NIntrodcton was actually performed before the King sad his Coust, and that women Were pre- sent at the representation, The members GF couresecety were able to amuse tes clves guessing who were the models for cachof the characters, just ar in Proust's Gay polite sociery amused itself guessing “who was Swann” and “who was Alber tine”, Some writers, notably Professor Plato, have denied that Rochester was the author of Sodom, just as some moralsts and apologists for the lives of famous ‘men have denied that Oscar Wilde was homosexual, Neither serious student nor ‘casual reader believes or wants to believe cither of these heresies, which, it accepted, ‘would seriously threaten the reputations ‘ot two of the wittiest, most vigorous ‘writers in English Literature, Rochester, himself, with the poem To the Author of a Play cal'd Sede, ener {etically denied the authorship of that play, but the idea se andthe ame, imaginative use of obscenity only serve as Intrauction an acknowledgement of its authorship, 25 with those writes of anonymous porno- ‘graphic novels, who, possessing a distinc- tive handweiting, affix a page of hand- ‘written manuscript to their books as 2 clue to their identity. We leave the sade to judge for himself. ‘TO THE AUTHOR OF A PLAY ‘CALL'D SODOM Tame, abandon’ mere, pees, What damned Power, invok’d and seat from Hell (Ef Hell were bad enough) deed thee inspire ‘To waite, what Fiends, asham'd, wou'd blushing hear? Hast thou of late embraced some Sucabas, ‘And us'd the lewd Familie fora Muse? (Or didst thy Soul by Inch of Candle Fell To guia the glorious Name of Pimp to Hell?Intraction If 20, go, and its vow Allegiance Without "Press-Money, be its Volua- ‘exe May he, who envies thee, deserve thy Disgrace to Libels! Fail to very Shame! ‘Whom "tis a Scandal to vouchsafe to ‘What foul Descriptio’s foul enough for Thee, ‘Suak quite below the Reach of Infamy? ‘Thos cover'st to be lewd, but want'st the Might And art all over Devil, but in Wit ‘Weak feeble Strainer at mere Ribaldry Whose Muse is impotent to that Degree, Ie eaust, like Age, be whipt to Lechery. Vile Sot, who clapt with Posty, att ick, ‘And void'st Corruption like a shanker'd Prick | 2 Introduction Like Uleers thy imposthum’d addle“) Brains Dropinto Mattes, which thy Paper stains Whence nauseous Rhimes by filthy Births proceed, ‘As Maggots in some Turd ingend’sing, breed, ‘Thy Muse has got the F.rs, and they ascend, As jn tome Gresn-sick Gitl, at upper Ed. Suze Nature made, or meant at least t0 "ave doa’s, ‘Thy Tongues Clitoris, thy moutha cunt How well a Dildoe wou'd that Place Decome, ‘Togagitup, and make't forever dumb? ‘At least it should be syzing’d Womb, (Or wear some stinking Merkin for a ‘Beard, ‘That all from its base Converse might ‘be scard, ‘As they a Doot shut up, and mark’é, beware, ‘That tells Infection and the Plague is there. J ome [Se | | |Insredecton ‘Than Moor Fils Avthot, ft for Baws ‘owt, aéBawds themselves with Honour sale ‘may a0") When Sabu "Prestice comes to hie ‘Daigi ‘And srans Incentives to dll Appt. “There Punk, peiups, may thy brave Works sheane, | Fuck the senseless Thing with Hand < ind Vers, | ‘Which fter sll (preted to Dessing- Bos) | Hold Tarpentine, and Medtcines for the Por. (Of (1 may ondsin 4 Fate more fi For shy foul nasty Exezements of Wit) ‘ay ty condema’a to eh? pubic “ates be lene, | ¥ S/— Gorme, feat the ies in Vengeance | a, t Shou'd I with them profine my Hl Fandament) I “There bugger wiping Portes when they shi, ‘And so thy Book itself warn Sadat Intrdsetion |A GARLAND OF ROCHESTER’S POEMS Acrostic ‘A Keight delights in hardy Deeds of ‘Perhaps a Lady loves sweet Musick’s Charms, Rich Men in Store of Wealth delighted bey afants love dandling on the Mother's Knee Coy Maid love something, Nothing Yl expres, Keep the fist Lettersfthese Lines, and. guess. ‘The Maiderbead. Have you not is a Chimney seen ‘A sullen Faggot wee and grees, How coily it recsives the Heat,Intrdscton ‘Andatboth Ends does fume and sweat? So faces it with the harmless Maid, ‘When first upon her Back she's hi But the wellexperieac’d Dame, Cracks and sejoyces in the Flame. The Wish. (Oh, that I now cou’d by some Chymic ‘Ast To Sperm convert my Vitals and my Heart, ‘That at one Thrust I might my Soul tranlate, ‘And ia the Womb my self regenerate: ‘There steep’d ia Last, alne Months I ‘would remain ‘Thea boldly fuck my Passage out again. A Dress, "Was when the sable Mantle of the Night Had dos'd the Day, and chac’d away the Light Introduction %e Was when the Raves and the Ow begins “To make Mens Conscience tremble for theit Sins Methougt I thea was Arming for my Dear, ‘Ready to pay what I had promis'd het. Methougt I found her prostrate on het Bed, Only her Smock cov'sing her Maiden ead T heav'd it up, Sweet Linnen, by your Favour; T felt, but how my Fingers thea did savour! 1 look’d and saw the Bld Boys happy Clopuer ‘Asch on both Sides, lay gaping like fan Oyster. Thad a Tool before me, which T put Up to the Quick, and strait the Oyster shut; Ie shut, and dung so fist at ev'sy sezoke, ‘As does the loving Iry t0 the OaksIntroduction T thmst it hard, and still was in some Hope, ‘The Liquor came, but yet it would not ‘Ad then Sted but t cond Bout Te opea'd, and made Way to let me out 1k gap’ and would have made a dead Man skip ‘To sce it mump, and wag its upper Lip: ‘Thus T awak’d; mock’ by my lustful Bria, fel my Belly wet, and slept agua. Soot? _y ‘THE PROLOGUE (Pitst ersion) By Heaven a noble audieace here to day ‘Well Sirs, you'se come to see this bawdy Pay od fh it i Debmacery compet, ‘he very sue ofr made you, ad to = a 1 hope ' wll please you wel, by Yor, 1 think You all love bawdy things a wots love chia. 1.do presume there are no women hete ‘Eis bo debe fr thelr fa ex fet, Sure they'll not in petecoats appear ‘And yet Pam inform’ here's many a lass Come for to ease the itching of her ae, Dam’ pockyjades, whose cunts ar hot a 2s fire, asopom ‘Yet they must see this Play to, increase tele dsie. ‘Before three acts are done of this our farce “They'l scape acquaintance with the sanding tre ‘And impudenty move ito thei ase; Nay cunt itself; and if you wil not venture, “They act the same as we, and let you “Thee pocky false bace conte, Loves proper pe Their ule? cunt by being 10 ais'd ‘And having too touch prick there ia infor, And then not clean‘ ley begian ¢0 stink May well be sy’, Love's nasty common sink; ‘When e’se your fancy is to fuck inclin’d, IF they are sound or not, pehaps yo find Some of their cunts so stat with gravy “a soDoM ‘Thatlike an Irish Boge, they'll drowa your : eae Some swive so much thet hai’s worn of the spot “They're dead to sin and do beginn to rot; Such a8 would board you Gest, avoid and hae, (Or ese you will epeat your pego’s fate. By a dama’d swinging clap, when 't is too late; Bot to speak in the behalf oh play Tee you'te mad to know, what T have to ay Ie tthe most debauch’d herick pice That ee was wrote, what dure compare ‘wit this, Here's that wil it your fancy with delight “e Will tickle every velo, and please your leh, _Nay make your prick to have an appetite ‘Bt pray Sé let ie beg of you one favour “Thats to bind you allo good behaviour; CConfine them close to codpss moncstry (0 Sis you should have brought a rope to oe i |sODOM, ‘The unruly member, close dowa to your thigh So fiery they are grown, when cunts in sight Like mad and furious horses in the fight Bot when you see a woman stoutly arm’@ ‘With, swinging Dildoes, which to hilts sre can’ ‘You can’t lie si you can as well be dame’. Our scenes aze drawn to th’ Life in every shape ‘They'll make all pricks to stand and cunts 0 gape, ‘Are all young Persons, they at such ‘command ‘They'll make both theirs, and oldmens ‘pew to stand. ‘The authors. prick While writing this, sso vara geows could not kee it 7 “down But thinking on the postures of the play Was for’ at last eke bis tength aay ‘And make, him sick, by frigig il be Sy SoDOM A sweet revenge, cause he disturbs his Muse. ‘This, Prologue certainly had_oe're been made ad not the litle spit been aly’ [Noble Specntors, we bope tis may be {A Phy, to please your cusisiy. ‘Rnd ava garden, fll of excelent flowers ‘kad many an arbor in, well sat with ‘whores Bs any gil, that can abide che bronts (OF many piney, in thee sty cons. “Tat Lady who shal ace the best hex pasty Doth bopeat leat to havea focking foo" By some of you, who ze spectors come ‘And have the Tusest pricks in all the cued ae oud twang aot. Petey i sm 7coe ‘THE PROLOGUE (Second version) ‘Aluty Gunts, whom Bolloxinion here ‘Tied with her tedious toyl, doth quite cashier From thence to arse he has his prick convey’d ‘And thinks ie treson to behold a maid; “That sensual creature fitted for delight Sill spends in dreams and so debauches ight. Begins with litle finger, thrusts that in, ‘Till she has taught her thumb, her hand to sin; ‘then struggling nature from theit veins to suck ‘And turn all over proselyte to fuck But yet this saint shall on her own damnation 8sopom Swear she’s the only maid nll the nation. Some gawd fop, stoops to the creatures ere, Yields to the Magick of her charming highs, ‘And at the Chusch beginns his mise; ‘At night convey'd to a well oxder'd bed; “Tw already cuckold gets a maiden head Which is 2 toy, done by the powerfull aid, Cant washe with allom males a whore « maid, ‘Wanting that art she lings her thighs s0 fast, Having spent owice he shall come in at last, (Often she claps the unacquainted cheek, ‘And deiws whole showers of ‘Spex, Buggery we chose and Buggery we allow FFor none but fops alone to cunts will bow i%e "The wenches pais expo ar evry door “te DRAMATIS: PERSONAE BOLLOXINION, King of Sodow. CUNTIGRATIA, Quer. PRICKET, Princ. SWIVIA, Princ. BUGGERANTHOS, General ofthe Aray. POCKENELLO, Princ, Colle! and Favo- vite of the King. BORASTUS, Baggermastr general PINE and TWELY, Two Pimps of Honour. FUCKADILLA, OFFICINA, CUNTICULA, cLYTORIS, FLUX, Pbyician to the King. VERTUOSO, Merkin und Dildee-maker so the Rayo! Family. Maids of Honour. With Baye, Reger, Pips and eter Attend ants, ‘And she that hath a cunt wil bea whore. ne qf : He Crtsee ae : 22 re act I Repreventng aw Antichamber bang road iy Aretne's Postare. stir BOLLOXINION, BORASTUS, POCKENELLO, PINE and TWELY. BOLLOXINION ‘thus in the Zenith of my Lust 1 tl T eat to svive, and swive to cat TLS other Mosachs who thls sceptes bear ‘To keep theie subjects less in awt) than fear, Be slaves to crowns, my Nation shall be ‘eee — “My Pinte only shall my seeptet bes ‘My Laws shall act more pleasure than command ‘And with my Psick, I'l govern all theland. Vacate ove 0SODOM SODOM POCKENELLO . BOLLOXINION Your Grceslowe hut fom the Powers “2S You ae my Cou l AA princely wisdom, and a princely Loves, BORASTUS coed ccaeenegerti te Bs we on Pe Hey mh» Ta el a eee ee "hana he dees of he Kings of Zou Borastus Nay your mos gros Cos tad Tare : of tanta ‘be full {no longer Const) adie; a ger Ins worn out my dese — eee ee Your Grace may soon t0 himan ae ‘ete ee BOLLOXINION ‘May plentiful delight of Cunt and Arse Be never wanting-to your Royal Tasse; ‘May Lust inflame your Prick with ardent 1 1 grant in absence didoes may 66 uP, ~ sprighe ae : ver to fuck with safety and delighe Wah mk of gous ined of opm BOLLOXINION My Prick 10 more’ shall to bold Cunt My Prick, Borastus, wants thy wonted 2. resort, cee 7 Cate OP Meckin subs of, and sometimes spoil the BORASTUS sport. ‘My Doty still my Service does prepare, 1) Warns: 1 doo longi ol we Cane adie. 8 7eeaseaus A Pecttatits wave aD sex ‘ Berea. | | Meas Pues} nee ene fly Sexes) sODOM, POCKENELLO ‘Let merkin, Sir, be banisht from the court. PINE Jost like a sapless hedge, where th? and is poor. TWELY It is not fit, that Cont should wear a Tower. BOLLOXINION As for the Queen her Cunt 20 more invites. (Clad with che filth of all her nasty whites ‘Come, we miss-spend our time, we know snot how ‘The choice of Buggery is wanting now. BORASTUS Te could advise you, Sis, to make a pass ‘Once more at loyal Pockenello’s arse. Besides, Sir, Ping has such a gentle skia, Ie would tempr Saint to THREE his Pintle in, ‘TWELY When last, great Sir, your pleasure did vvouchsafe 6 soDoM ‘Tole poor Twely’shand your Pintle chafe You gently mov'd it to my arse, when loe ‘Ase did that deed, which kind Hand could not do. BOLLOXINION Pine I remember how my sperm did flow, ‘Twely, Vm in arreas to thy rewards But lets be active, whilst the time affords; Now Pockenelo for. mate Pl choose “His are shall for a moment be my spouse. POCKENELLO ‘That spouse shall, mighty Six, be Dilind, Prove to my Lotd, both dtiful and kind, Ye Ts all I wish, that Pockendllo's “Ate ‘May still ind favour from your Royal ‘Tanse. BOLLOXINION And nest with Twely, I will have a Touch ‘And Pine alee PINE —— 0b Sir you honour us too much, As harbingers into your mighty Lust, & ass af comes Wome | bees apAr i iI V4 soDOM Te was enough, tats you did intas Bu as from heaven, you can make us blest “Tho we ce unworthy, when we have done our bet BOLLOXINION Can your pefeiions dare to chim a right? “Those, whom my pleasures serve, I will requires Henceforth Borat, set the Nation fe, Lee conscience have its force of Liberty. 1 do prod, that Buggery may be urd ‘Ted al the Land, 20 Cone be not abus'd “Thay, the proviso, this shall Be your “Trost (10 Borate) [All ehings shall your ordee be adjust ‘To Buggeeanthos, let thi charge be given ‘Andlethimbuggerallthingsunderh.. ven. BORASTUS Seraight®) these™) indulgences shall be ised forth, 2) os, gies: Su 3 iss ie 6 sODOM, From Bast to West and from the South to Notth. BOLLOXINION ‘Let Pine assist you in this grand affair, ‘Then to our Royal Citadel repaic. — BORASTUS ‘We shall obey. (Esxexat Boasts and Pie). POCKENELLO Great Sit, when last yourself, you did intomb Within the strait?) of Fuckailla's womb. BOLLOXINION ‘And what of that ———— POCKENELLO I would 2 Plot reveal. BOLLOXINION “Against my honour, Pockenello, tell. POCKENELLO [No wonder she not swives a she was wont For Pine’s been familie with her Cuot. 1) as ele 6soDoM, seni TWELY eae My Liege, he swi'd her in the Time of “Teem sce him wipe, the gleaning of the sperma; His recking Tarse, in tail of sist he packt ‘Seeking to shelter his bold treachecousact. BOLLOXINION ‘Alas, poor Pine, I cannot blame the deed, ‘Wha Narre propteth by impale of POCKENELLO But ‘was a Trespass, without leave to Upon his Sovereigns Prerogative. BOLLOXINION eae With crimes of this som, T shall now &15", dispents cr tive g ‘His arse shall suffer for his Prick’s offence, Ia sopy scod my spirit shall be sent |” 4 With jopfull tidings to his fundament, > : Come Pockenello, o'er my Pintle buas “SS In and unteuss, I'l bugger you by turns. ae THE END OF THE FIRST ACT s\* Y mae, acr 0 SCENE x A pleasent garden adored with many states of men and women in sarons postees; fin the mide is a woran representing a fs tain, staning_apon_ber beod_ond pising 7) 7 | mbright Soft mas is beard after vhicb is “rg this cong in a moral tune. THE SONG Unhappy cunt, and comfortess From swelling plenty fall'n to distress, Deptiv'd of all its ornamental Hair, Fed with the empty dice of the air: Dwore'd and banishtfromits dearest duck suas, That proselyte to Pagan-fuck, Assist, assist, you Powers, "That being down monthly flowess; : 6s {SODOM, ‘Come, come away and in a trcs, congesl ‘those thoughts of Ice. Comforts my cunt, or give me your advice. SCENE 2 Ener OFFICINA, FUCKADILLA, CUNTIGRATIA, CLYTORIS aad CUN- vicuLa. °*" OnFICINA Sure madam, he mst thin with some (0f your divorcemeat from his Royal ‘Tarses The day of Massage you say justly 1 yaa Since he will nether swive nor soffer you. <; =" CUNTIGRATIA ws crew ‘That Tyrnoy doth mech augment my "Ravine ariel, L can command all but my cunt’s reli (My courses have been stope with grief and In all his Pleasures I have not share. 2 rem soDoM OFFICINA "These pls, PU watsant, have enough 10 7 spare, CUNTIGRATIA Tam aot jealous, but my Eavy must Declare to all my pleasures he’s unjust, Not thar T would deprive your cunt of pee: — food For you ae al like me of fesh and blood, YYet youth, nor beavy can your etimes FUCKADILLA ” What woman can a standing Prick se Whea fove makes courtship, then it may command ‘What soul auch generous influence can ‘withstand? 1 least offend you in you Royal Seed, ‘He facks topless his wil, but fo le pres it hard, [would have tuen’d the spring But that my duty was to obey my King. OFFICINA ‘This T must needs on her behalf declare: To reconcile the King was all her care. 6 Soe funn Nah Se haowumete Hy ae” aie cs eesODOM, soDoM, cUNTIGRATIA OFFICINA Had I Pie's piviege 1 chose Buggents toil, your Cant would His Pack for anyother Pa eoge aa ~f a one ep cere cuyrons wi, -The gee, Toag mo ser his Pa WSR TAD Madan twootee ca noble mind “SeSeywnne Tey yb ils ll wore os tne, Gee fee oC Shou'd be to singulaity inclined, ees He ’s but a man and if you'll credit me Beer a ee) ere "s many other swive, as well 15 he. ‘Madam you'll sxy s0, whea you see his The y oth 7 he x CUNTIGRATIA - cuvrons All this and more, Clytoris I allow He is as man no doubt ————— ‘And thy expedence very wel T know, cuwnicuta : oFFICINA he bas such chars i ‘Were Ia you, a Pale I would tave ee ee | ee Be de ee He swives with so much vigour, ia I Tho he a Tyrant co your Honour be | Genes ao Ma a His Pek is as good metal as ht sword Your Cunt may claim a subjec’s liber. CUNTIGRATIA tae os Eines 3 CUNTIGRATIA ‘Your council bravely doth my cates expell "Se vuccneny, With open Cunt, then swift to him Tl fy ‘Whom would you wish me so, would pu thug and kiss, and bear wp, til I die. swive me well? te ae 6sODOM , let him swive me to Bteenty Come, come, o general, by he. I feat ‘Twelve hous, twelve yea, ob I shall OFFICINA, ‘Retire and fig a while, ’t will ease your Pain. OMNES We've sprung a leak, all hands to pump a. tssvanue? SCENE 3 Ses cages sd dsr te Qe in 4 thie of tty and fag bythe Laly fine, alte rat pang st thir Din cd Jeg in pis of ba CUNTIGRATIA So no more ye). You do aot make it spire fo burt A orricana ga Sse ‘Madam, the fault in Virtuoso lies se You ftigg, 28 ify 1) Sol ters mote yet. SODOM He should have made it of a longer size. ‘This Dildoe by 2 hand full is too short. (CUNTIGRATIA [Let him with speed to send for to the Court. FUCKADILLA ‘Madam, your Dildoes are not to compare With what I've seen ————— OFFICINA — Indeed they're paltry FUCKADILLA Shore Diloss lve the Pleasure bal CUNTIGRATIA ‘Oh, how the general ia my mind does run, Lets to this grotto for a while repair, ‘And ring a bawdy song, perhaps the air ‘May Echo news, the general is come ‘To whoe bibk Tans, Tl see my Sing Fuckadilla charm us with 2 touch So it aot treat of Chastity too much. nsODoM, SODOM FUCKADILLA ‘Then dance six naked men and ivomen, a hemor ng hedincr te ome ets eae ames Madam, Pe choice - (is Nemes Pr, aged dandling their Codds, and then fall to fucking, i cunignatiA pentane mreeaiid == Ay, thas what I would ple and wo snk Be Wcactarc cones) 44 babe Mave, nee Soutoulen eee iene ‘THE END OF THE SECOND ACT. ine SE. 5 ey "And let thy Boll grind for seed. ‘ Have up fair are ‘Aad lee thy Cant be kind eo th'deed Thrust Pintle with a force Strong as my Horse Spend til thy Cont o'eriow. Floods of neigbouring spexm below. i “Then in a sound wil ie a drown’d : ‘And dead upon the shoe | Rather than when we wake | We should ovr sad Leaves cake | Because we can spend ao more ‘Where Pintle cannot gaia new breath — “The Resurection’s worse than Dest. AECLARA a SRN. Nome Sie Sein nat n .act I SCENE 1 Ewer PRICKET and SWIVIA crbracng bi. SWIVIA ‘Twelve months must pass ere you ean yet ‘To be a perfect man, that is to swive, ‘As Pockenello doth*) ————— Your age to fifteen does but yet incline. PRICKET ‘You know I could have stript my Prick at (He shows) SwIviA™) By hoven’s & neat one, now we are alone 3 Winn 1 oer est ley aa *Se RRR tropa reas reer MSRM OREN NAN eaRENEER The HUD ways! SeRonC Bede, sopowt’ “Y Tease true Tl shut the door and you shall see my (Sie shows). PRICKET Seeange how it looks, me thinks it smells of ling Tt has abeard too, and the mouth’ all aw. ‘The seeangest Creature that I ever saw: ‘Are these the Beards that Keep_meain SWIVIA “e Was such as these Philosophers have ‘aught ‘That all mankind into the world have brought. Was such a thing the King our Sire ‘besti?dt) Out of whose whomb we came, PRICKET the Devil we did, SWIVIA “This is the ware house of the world’s chief Trade, 1) bei 6 fo WaNr Teeter ban i ys scale sehen ODOM, (On this soft anvil all mankind was made. Come ’t is a hasmless thing, deaw near and try ‘You will desize no other Death to dye. PRICKET Is" death thea? Fens, Wak te generale, a ‘Ay, but with such plaisant pain, ‘That it will tickle you to live again. PRICKET ‘feel my spisits in an agony. SWIVIA ‘These are the symptoms of young Letchery Does not your Prick stand, and your alse beat fast? Dos’t you desire some unknown bliss to taste? PRICKET [My heatt invites me to some new desire, ‘My blood boils over. u 1 dhieea ey nM Ry J Nase? ma tl cueas E Nee esate,sopom, SWIVIA, — I can allay the re Come litte Rogue and on my belly lie (hes on ber) A litde lower, yet, now, dearest, ty. PRICKET Tam a stranger to these unknown parts ‘And never vers’d in Loves obliging arts: Pray, guide me, I was ne'et this way before, SWIVIA, ‘There, can't you enter? Now you've found the door. PRICKET Now I am in, and ’t is a5 soft as wool, SWIVIA ‘Then move it up and down, you litle fool. PRICKET T do, 0 he.ens, I am at my wits’ end. SWIVIA, 1st not such pleasure as I did commend? n sODOM, PRICKET ‘Yes. I find Cunt a most obliging friend Speak to me sister ere my soul depart. SwIvIA T cannot speak, you've stbt'd me to the ae heart. PRICKET hain, Tcan’t one moment mote survive, Tam dead SWIVIA, ‘Oh, Brother, but... Alive ‘And why should you lie dead, to increase sy pais, ‘Kiss me, dear rogue, and thou shalt live again; Yous Love grows cold, now you can do ‘Bo more, love You better, than I did before. —— Prithee be kind PRICKET ‘Swie, I did lately dream, ‘Tha thré ny Prick there flow’d a mighty stream psODOM ‘Which to the eye, seem’d like the, whites of Eggs. SWIVIA [dreamt too, that it san betwixt my Legs. PRICKET What makes this Pearl upon my Pintle’s ‘snout? SWIVIA ‘Sir you fuckt lately now your dream’s out. PRICKET ‘That Ishould loose my senses, hn forbid ‘And yet I searce remember what I did, SWIVIA ie was this Cunt, that made your Pintle weep ‘And lulld you so unto a gentle sles. ‘You gave those pleasures, which you ‘waking thought ‘On ll my senses had amusement brought. PRICKET ‘es strange to think that such a homely ODOM. _____sopom __ With such delight, should all our senses ‘wt, “That such a gaping, slimy, haipy_ best Should feom is maw give hangay Puck fest, Dot its stange influence, X more admize My hear is glad, yt T stl de ‘And tara my freezing atoms into fe, SWIVIA ‘All unknowa pleasures do a first surprise, ‘Tey but once moze, you'll find new joys {Ee will your heart with more contentment ail, ‘Resides your Pleasure will improve yout skis Come try again, °t will gratify your Pain Whilst you enjoy what half the world PRICKET 1 feel an agony my Blood infold Betwixt a summed’s heat and winter's cold ato 10 86s Stuwiey oun ee dive oe tye teSODOM SWIVIA, [No Resusrection yet, Prithee let feel, Poor litle thing is 2 cold as steel. Tl manage it, dispose it to my trust, Tl make it strong to act, 28 well as Tust. Stroke cunt and Thigh ————— PRICKET Ido SWIVIA Now iss my Deas, Feel on my breasts PRICKET *¢ wont do ——— SWIVIA, — Oh never fear ‘Thrust out your spirits with all might and T hear one coming, put it in again. Enur CUNTICULA, drankich She sng. “Was the prety soft Touch of the fingee prety ft sODOM And a pretty soft Palm ‘That usher'd the Balm ‘And made it the sooner to come. SWIVIA ‘You did my thoughts surpsise. CUNTICULA My presence may disturb your privacies SWIVIA No we dare let you know what we have done Come, w'l continue, what we have begun, Sure T have lost the virtue of my hand. CUNTICULA hold a piece a*) make it stand, PRICKET Sister let go._Canticula shall try ‘ange virwe from her hand T prophecy. SWIVIA Tl not my good into her hands: entrust Gad. 8 | | ‘weedy aT, geseysODOM ‘But on these terms, which aver, that she ‘who frst ‘Does by the power of her charming hand, Make Codds shriak up, and Pinte sif to stand, So she no other stratagem employ, Shall of her Labous, the first fruit enjoy. SODOM CUNTICULA Oh, nds death it overtiows. PRICKET es done, and you may thank your treacherous!) hand. CUNTICULA nates T would have eld, had you but gin” ij Withy all oy beat, what says His coisa F powerfull Grace? ‘That I should lose the Blessing of this 4 Prize i — or the los, in eats could lose may Byes : Pardon, sweet Prince, pardon this sad “Agreed. Sister I fear you've lost your Place mistake, | | He Gas tenes, i Now for our xed ol ot af io st if aL haves Rewmpeste wil make i Toe pameare off alt apt to hase. Hine peat a your et 708 ay i She does 't with at command : My cunt or arse, wheneer your Pace : swIvIA : docs sand. : Jook how bis cheeks do glow. PRICKET : (8 spas). You've Jet out al the sisi of my blood, : = Yon mit ead one your || E “There, there, oh thezel — —— 1) MSs eet a if cH 4 8 | x 4 | a me ee 7 , e, > | iSODOM —_____Sopom___ SWIVIA 'e Was her new office did ambition move “To hasten to the center of my Love, ‘When ia her journey, she receiv'd het fate ‘That hope and pleasure did anticipate. CUNTICULA ‘Muster your spirits up, and try again. PRICKET ‘Where power's wanting, willisbutin vain, Pvespeatmy ast ow and would fain edie To sleep an hour ——— CUNTICULA — that will restore desize ‘And power too, if that deceitfll proves ‘Adieu ro fuck— sleep will ll care remove, ‘Come Cousin, let's convey him to the bed, ‘You sec his spirits with your hopes aresled ‘Tho he be living, he's as bad as dead. (Be. being bie out marsfuly) ‘THE END OF THE THIRD ACT. 1 et | act Iv Ente, CUNTIGRATIA and BUG- GERANTHOS. conmIGRATIA aayur segs cen bec se i hw oy ny Ot sc, out el with 0 much eel Ws n my Can 1 pei on ee ibe Pte Tn, Mt a lore ame caso Seo ga a es ave ge pUGGERANTHOS tt ng eGo on Baty ek 28 septs or goddess mined Nae ” fe lier eeSODOM, CUNTIGRATIA ‘And fate in him must great perfection thow ‘Whose Tasse can please a deity below. BUGGERANTHOS JET have treated to sublime a sease ‘Owe it to your Cunt’s omnipotence. CUNTIGRATIA ‘This modesty doth ill in you appear ‘Whose virtues are to dare and not to fear; Whose arms the strength of Mars'alone ‘can prove, Whose Bollocks like a Twin of worlds ‘contain. ‘Those minions of delight, in every vein, ‘This and much mote, Lord General is due ‘To those pecfectioas, which are all in you. You must oblige me ia this very Hour, For to deay my Cunt, You haveno power. BUGGERANTHOS ‘Your favours, madam, ate so far above ‘The utmost me-its of your vassals Love, “abi e soDoM, “That should I strive in Letchery to obey ‘And in obedience swive my soul away, Al may Endeavours would at last become ‘A poor oblation to your Royal Womb. CUNTIGRATIA Still from my Love you modestly ‘withdraw, ‘You are not by my favour kept in a%7, ‘When friendship does approach, you seem to fy: Do you do so before your Enemy? BUGGERANTHOS No, by my head, and this Royal Star, But toyls of Cunt ace, worse thans toyls ~ = of wat, CUNTIGRATIA Fucking a toyl, my Lord, you much ‘mistake (Of ease and pleasuse it does all partake Tes all that we can good or pleasure cal. BUGGERANTHOS But Love like war, must have its interval [Nature renews hat stralt, with kind repose 5 Axes 19 Om ese u, oe+ “That stole my Love, and sobb'd o ‘Which an untimely drudgery would lose, ‘Madam, with sighs, [celebrate the hour of its) power. (Ofer 0 50). CUNTIGRATIA ‘Youshall not pass thus, dear Lord General, styl BUGGERANTHOS a what my power admits, I will obey. CUNTIGRATIA In the fist place, give me a parting Kiss, ‘And nest, my Lord, the consequence is this ‘Now Sir, a parting blow**), once and no mote. BUGGERANTHOS ‘Could that have been, I had obey’d before ae eee enue blood does om my via «NON suet we sister an Xa ae soDOM ‘With unexhausted leechery, whilst I With Prick too weak to act with my desice. ee (B=) CUNTIGRATIA Does then my Passion to contempt semove, "The Trophies of his Honour andmy Love? (Oh Buggeranthos, had my Passion been Decke with the State-and Grandeue of & Queen ‘Toloose 2 Love. Thad not then beteay’d My Love had more my Majesty obey’d. My Passion like a prodigal did treat ‘With all the chief varieties of meat ‘And now the pamper’d Letcher scomes (Exit). Ewer BOLLOXINION, BORASTUS und POCKENELLO. portoxiNion WINS Since I have bogge?’d human arse, T find Pintle to Cunt i not so much inclin’d. nae eee (sr aa). eosopom soDoM, r Ae | : i L ‘What eho the letchery be dey, tis smarts ‘A Turkish arse I love with all my heart. ‘The lust, which in these animals I see Does far exceed all human letchery. ‘Theic Cunts, by use improve ther influence ‘Whilst ours grow void of pleasure, bound By oft fomenting, Cunt so big doth swell "That Prick wocks there like Capper in a All Vacuum, no grasping flesh does hide Or hug, the brawny muscles of its side Tickling the nerves, their rowling Eyes do glance, ‘And all mankind with vast delight intrance. BORASTUS [Nature to them but one poor Rule does sive Bot man delights in vasious ways to POCKENELLO. How simple was the letchery of old? How full of shame, how fecble and how cold? atin Bases eceuant "We study pleasures, ~ May as, the Guds his name immosal.b ‘That fet receiv’ the gift of Buggery! Confin’d to a formality of Law, ‘When Women ne'er their husbands? Pintles saw, But when their lust or duty did them draw, ‘Then fuckt with an indifferent delight, [As if Prick stood against their willing spright First rubb'd, then groan’d, then speat, ‘and bid good aight. Now we the dictates of our sense pursue, and find out new, BOLLOXINION aces may change, but Cunt is but cunt ail, spAnd be that fucksis slave co woman's wi a ana Sage ay ong One dish to feast the palate of « King, ‘And strive with various sauces to invite ‘The grandeur of his ertis appeties ‘Yet sill the meats the same, the change does lie Al in sauces! geeat varity. 3 asaryed ealeicg tee AT i | | i | |sODOM, / Sot is with cunt’s repeated dull delights Sometimes yo've fowers for sauce, and. gf sometimes white Or ezablice which like butte’ shrimps appear ‘And may be serv'd for garnish all the year. (Ester BUGGERANTHOS ). BORASTUS My Liege, the general — BOLLOXINION ‘benrs ma of warl Oty ce BUGGERANTHOS reat Si, your soldies Ja double daty to your favour bound, ‘They own it all, and swear and tear the ground Protest they'l die ia deinking of your ‘Aad creep into the other world by stealth, Intending there amongst the Gods to vie SoDOM ‘Toei Sodom King with immortality. BOLLOXINION How ate they pleas'd with what I did proclaim? BUGGERANTHOS ‘They practise it in honour of your name; IF lust present they want no woman's 2id Bach buggers with coateat his own comrade, BOLLOXINION ‘They knew *t is chargeable with Cunts to play. BUGGERANTHOS Te saves them, Sire, at least a fortnight’s BOLLOXINION “Then arse they fack and bugger one another. BUGGERANTHOS._ ‘And live like man and wife, sister and brother. _9~ fatessoDoM, Dildoes and dogs, with do nea a prevail”) caught one frigging with a bob’d Cur’s ail**) ay tnd sd si ot with reo, For nd one aon fr Hose, To in a mmes,pard a iar oy hot {ay hi sig pine a2 Wk eed yes ce with se ont Ad bay tales taning oh I gee forthe pot he and ok te Phy is ely oo ad pis Ths on seen oad ew The ttc Tan dato onal ie, Wick cagag to bis Bay, a od 1 Bogen. tow thom BEBE none es BHL SAisarilan ‘BUGGER. Dildoe snd dos (22) oy OE i ca bob al Renee? Sees, SODOM took, and geaspt it in my loving hand, And ia a passion mov'd it to my cunt, Bot he to woman kind not being wont Drew back his Engine, thd my cunt could spare Pechaps at much room as his Lady Mare. ‘At length J found his constancy was such, ‘That he would none*) but his dear Mrr touch, Usga by his scorn, I id his right depart, ‘And so despair surreader’d up my heart. ‘Now wand’ting o'er this vile cnt starving and Tam content with what comes next by hand, BOLLOXINION eee Ste sal «Pine have, both if and Bolick shal houly by her Cant be She sal be diy by al Nao fake 9) MS Keown,SODOM bine § indantsioos Cont shall never Fae wan, POCKENELLO ‘She shall be mistress to an Elephant, ‘Bat fruitful Cunts by frigging may be ‘poi BUGGERANTHOS Wen hey we don, is soe Your Hooou matches — child rr BOLLOXINION suet Ro. —— aig et ber onire 88 ee eigeai ‘TWELY a 7 SE ene“ Daes Bom Goon] a ego POCKENELLO Sat Were Oficina hete, she should aver ‘And forty striplings for a present bring, ‘The Tie) of gre Cant blonga tbe ‘With ese you may thr inf \ BOLLOXINION ae | a a Sa Gare 9gP King — ‘She bas as good a Cunt, as ever pist, “Sc‘Ts86s pee pen Oh, Brother Tarsehole, this hath sav'd BOLLOXINION ‘That mighty osifice of Nature's gate . a my son. Gave one delight, bat nee did propagate, "ove wget mt Pek mot Withia the limits of his own command, ‘And T have fucks and bugger all the land, 9) MSs Lede 99 tsODOM BORASTUS Pleasure should strive, so much in time of Peace As Power in time of Battle to increase. BOLLOXINION ‘The end of war is to make Peace at last — ‘When Pleasure pays forall, the sorrow is past. (Eater TWELY wit 40 young striping). BUGGERANTHOS So beautiful a troop I have not seen. BOLLOXINION ae STRANGER ‘AU bail and health was sent from them by me. All hail and this vouchsafe o King, to (Gines bite a ster). soDom BOLLOXINION (rads). “For the fairest of the Damosells in ‘manifold “Remembrance I express Joy in your ‘gtes, honour “in the high Places, and in Retirement, Pesce “and Posture abundance, from Gomorrsh ‘Tarsehole.” Stranger, I thank you, and go tell my Lord ‘That what the Limits of my Lord afford He may like me command, what cunts do live ‘Within my precincts, that ate ft to swive, By Twely we intend to send a score Of o're rid virgin, if we send 20 more. ‘Twely, diver your stranger while he stays, With wine and other todominian plays; Receive him kindly, my commands ful6l And let him fuck and bugger whom he will, Here my valued Gems, chese are to me, (pointing t0 the boys).soDom a Oe More than the riches of my treasury — ‘What does my crown and jewels do me ‘good, Jewels and Gold are cay to flesh and blood. ice every chamber with a pretty boy, But heres my chiefest dacing of my Joy. (penting 2 one of the bis). Go and prepare what’s to my Pleasure due The choice of their appartments) is left £0 you (Ex, oll bat the king and a bay) BOLLOXINION ‘Come my soft fesh of Sodom’s deat delight, To honoured lust thou ar betray'd this aight, ‘Lust with thy beauty cannot brook delay — Berweea thy pretty baunches I will play. 9) MS.: Appear, Act v SCENE Ener OFFICINA, FUCKADILLA, CUNTICULA. CLYTORIS and VIRTUOSO, OFFICINA, Let's see the great improvement of your ‘The simple dildoes are not worth a fare FUCKADILLA This is noe sift a ‘The mussel) is too small CUNTICULA [Not long enough cLyToRS Way that is att in a4) BS gota 105soDoM, OFFICINA, Lord Virtuoso! Wherefore do you bring ‘So weak and simple bauble of a thing? ‘VIRTUOSO ‘True Philosophical Dimensions. These are invented to*) 2 full intention To satisfy the most retentive Veins ‘That lust or blood, or seed in womb OFFICINA, T'll hold a fackiog, ifthe truth’ were knows He made it by the measure of his own, ‘The copy doth exceed the original. Be vas ea 04 aaboiern 1 soDOM FUCKADILLA Who shall toy frst? CUNTICULA T think it no disgrace IFT before your Ladyship take place, For Pricks I have enjoy'd, Yl make *t appeat ‘And I have more experience by five year. FUCKADILLA If by seniority you claim your due Thad a cunt when no man thought of you OPFICINA You make me laugh, to see you vainly For the Estate, when true heirs alive ‘Your Properties are all secuse you think — T bore a child, when you were meat and drink. (stows bis Prick) Produce, sweet sit, a lovely yard I vow So long, so txueFUCKADILLA ————— © plum, s0 lilly white, CUNTICULA So ru, so sti, so comely, so upright, FUCKADILLA Damen sily dildoes, had I but the bliss OF once enjoying such a Prick as this, I would his will ctrnally obey And every minute cun shall bute pay, OnFICINA You are too amorous, fe look sway. FUCKADILLA ‘Let me look on until my thought doth tieve By sexeagth of fancy, that T shall receives OFFICINA My loog expecence, and ny judgment tell M6 you work merkias and make dldoes well; ‘You have the finest Prick that eee I saw, 106 sopom ee FUCKADILLA A God to sule and keep your sx in ve; Ob let me Kise’, PU have i in my hands VIRTUOSO ‘You are all Power — o'er me you shall command — On every chasm you sally and surprise, From your kind looks such infuences se, ‘You mise my Prick and fig it th yous Byes, FUCKADILLA ~~ Oh 20, my dearest part of womankind aa give ‘what your sbottive love docs find, My loving cunt can give mote joy to you ‘Than all the beauty of our Byes can do} ‘Thou Engine made of human loss and gia Mao's drudging pleasure, our delight tnd ain, (takes bie by the Prick). ‘The prince’s profit, poor man’s joy aad car, rer “ysODOM, ‘The cuckolds caution, the great man’s despair, Direct thyself in my indulgent cunt. ‘VIRTUOSO ‘My power long since was in that puddle drown'd ‘See and behold, my seed lies on the ‘ground. FUCKADILLA ts 20, oh, Madam, I'm omens Wve? i) FUCKADILLA No, Prick has done its worst; ‘That Bliss for which my cust so long did say, He gave to fancy, and she threwt away. Hel on't. OFFICINA '¢ Is s0, with Lovers young and full of Satine sopoM For fancy is as forward as desire; ‘They ’re apt to utter their complaints before “They comet find the key hole of the door. CUNTICULA a How impotent sce sno 10, pes joy? That do loves fait before 7 tpe, a distroy. OFFICINA ‘The worst of Tacses well may make its ‘moan, Since the Prckmaker cannot rll its own. SCENE = A grow of pres tes, and otters, eat Jn the Bape of Pricks,sereralarbsrs, fares and pleaant ornaments in a Banguetng bases men are dicoor’d playing on dikimers with hie Baie and yonven with jews Harps in ‘ir ants; a oath tng wader & Paletree, in a melancbolly postare, sings 109 coangefs dead Ame Sata fey en pe A fvatt < ebubl StroneerenT: at, atesaN ete ee eS eT ET Tee (© geatle Venus ease a Tarse ‘That oxns that Cant’s a Queen; Who lately sufer'd by a Lass ‘And shankers harth Steen. ‘Under her hand it panting lies ‘And fain it would, but cannot se, ‘And ‘when it is between her thighs T grieve to fll such pocky. pain ‘And diaw my Pintle back’again. (Bx). (Este BOLLOXINION, BORASTUS aad POCKENELLO). BOLLOXINION Which of the G.ds more than myself can do? POCKENELLO ‘Alas! Sis, they are pimps, instead*) of BOLLOXINION TU than invade and bugger all the G.ds ‘And drain the sprig of their immortal cs, *%) Comper. SODOM, ‘Then make them rub their asset tll they oxy: ‘You've ftigg’d us out of immortality. (Eater FLUX). ‘Man of Philosophy, who does Prick prepare, How chance s0 long thy council and thy Have been a stranger to our court) — FLUX © King, have this ten days been endeavousing: ‘With all my skill and arts poor cunt 10 cure, ‘The torturd**) pains your nation doth ‘endore.sODoM Men's pricks are-caten of the secret pas) Of women, wither’ and despaiting heat ‘Thechildrea harbor mourafil discontent, Complaining sorely of their fundamen, The old do cure and eavy those that ‘Some fuck and bugger, thd they stink alive; “The young, who acer on nature did impose ‘To rob thet) chares, oF compe. her ws Are taught at lst to break al former vows, ‘And do but***) what love and aatice disslows. BOLLOXINION What Ast doth Love and Natute = contradict? x “That hewn doth all these grevous pains ines 2) Me Pe een fhe we pu of spies 3) Kd do wat Love ee. a inet Nor do the Beauties of the Throne") escape — ‘The Queen is dead and Pricket basa clp, ing, and mad. the Princess is become, With pains and ulcerations in hee womb. BOLLOXINION ‘Curse upon fate to punish us of") nought; Can no sedtess nor remedy be sought? FLUX, ‘To Love and nature all thee sights Fuck women and let buggery be 20 mote: Ge doth the procieatve Hid destroy, ‘Which nator gave with pleasure to enjoy. lease her, and shell be kind: if you isplease, She tusas into, corruption and diseaie. BOLLOXINION How can I leave my old) beloved soa, 3 os do te datos oy hossopoM Which has so long my dea compasion be ‘been? FLUX Sil it will prove the shorting of your live! BOLLOXINION ‘Then must Igo tothe old whore my wife, Why did the Gids; hat gave leave to be A king, not give me immorality? To be a substitute to h..en en at will ‘scorn the gift, I'l reign and bugger stil. (The clouds break fortt, then fy demons rst and sng). DEMONS Kiss, Rise up and Dally Prig, Swive and rally; Cane, blaspheme and swear Fire doth descend: ‘Is too late to amend. (Ty vonizh in emake). (The Ghost of Casiratia aries). GHosT ‘Tyrant thy day of doom is now come My wretched fears ‘Thy want of penitence and teats. T now Hell's plagues partake For thy dama’d sake, Welll shorly meet again ‘With howlings, plague and pain. (Dread siricks and groan beard and borrid apparitions ten). POCKENELLO Pox on these sights, I'd rather have 2 ‘whore. BOLLOXINION Or cunts cival FLUX ———— For hewens sake 20 more; "Nature puts on me prophetic ea,soDom ———Sopom_ Behold, the heavens all in a fame appear. BOLLOXINION et heaven descend, world on oe THE EPILOGUE We to some datker cavern wil se, (ry, brinttay lad of snake ri), SPOKEN BY CUNTICULA L THE CURTAIN FALLS You see gulans, the Bees of Ltchesy Why will you sufer cunts by hands to die? Curse on the fop, chat ist devi’ the way Pumping to spend, and fuigg the soul : away. Can arsehole fre, thd it Bree and grext Tafuse more than a euat’s immortal heat? Or cana hand chat dll uncharming ching Flowers and whites, crowa Prick, the female’ king View the ineagues of swelling eune aad “And tell me which ofthese best keeps the Tae, ‘The hats of Gane and Prick about do roul yg oe eo bysoDom, ade op lore a sts dm x ‘And bout wie, beats atthe cou, aeecees Naked, we lie to entertain tarses, ‘These are made pregnant, oe bose) ‘Af you will but forsakem en's beastly arses. oe ‘You need but come, whea ‘we out Fling specmy moaths aad so engender grthall, : cabs. ‘And swive ws all, ll over wing cust; ‘To shua which) cunts, i to shun ‘Then fot aot matte with your afy haat, spreadings Evi Bat come to ws, whene'et our Packs do ‘A mercenary cunt is food for devils: stand, But we cunts sodomites made up of sperm ‘Aad fall of last vacation Time and Term, : THE EPILOGUE ‘We who for pletures nd geet jos [een SPOKEN BY FUCKADILLA 4 weve bor, | a Power the nis and wah the one | Se exch morn, | ‘Damn ye my Lads, what never a word to Expels those heats, which might pechaps | ay aise; | Jn praise or commandation of the play? ‘Goth in pee our alabaster thighs, | Not me, how well ve acted here to day? And make cunt ft for nose, for lips and You look so sotth, now the play is done, a By Gad sure, so squeamish every one ‘Ths does in Charnes, you should 2 A your Pls Ba al hepa you Qe For want of cunts, oh h.8 how my ie ‘unt itches; ue ny Pee sina, Cems vie Suey”?B p F L oe Sees z i r soDoM See how it frets and foams at mouth, because So much good seed was spent against Cant Laws. ‘Ir makes me wish for some good beawny ‘Well hung with a sti lustly swingin ‘Oh, how we love and hug a great Priapus; He that has such a one shall neler escape ‘And after once, if we can make it rise? ‘Must on again and bravely fight love's price. Hard fate it is, we should be so unjust So cruel tothe thing which feeds our lust, But when we are once heated with delight, A litle fuck can't stay our appetite ‘And yet out pleasures, but to them a foyl, ‘They plunder off thera strength and wear the spoil Dama'd feeble pricks, we hate them, they're but toys We're for the more substantial solid joys Of « brave stiff romantic swinging Prick SODOM, ‘That's twice Give inches Jong and seven thick. My Cant can well dispense with such as this, Or pleasure like it, 0, tis all ou bls, Our Heaven on earth, ovr hice happiness, But oh dhe dam’ fates that attend ard cruel fate that I could weep an ‘When T behold poor pine without Hanging upon his masters thigh a dead: Not having power for to mise its hesd. T stook?d and fgg’ him with my charming band — ‘Yer he's inseasible, and will not stands T shew! my cant, and both my plomy white highs, Yee all woa't make the ide epi sie When that woa't do, even thea my hot desire Wants some new Ret for allt ally the fc.sobom, ‘Then I do wish, the G.ds bad given Man Power ‘To swive a woman briskly for an hous, Oh, then T should have thought with all the rest (Of our lewd sex, we'd been for ever blest, But now I find my wishes ae in vain — ‘Als th serve bt ae my pl Come my deat sons of whores, why don't = “you come? ‘And sacrifice your pintles to my womb? ‘The best of cunt is like a common shore, Come 7 or 8 at least, come half a seote: Trl swive with al til Tean swiveno more! MADAM SWIVIA IN THE PRAISE OF HER CUNT Here is a mine or ocean fall of treasure, “cis we alone enjoy the chiefest pleasure, Whilst men do toil and moil spend their strength, soDom ‘The pleasuse does to us rebound at length, Mea Or an iospid thing, thd Whilst we aze still desirous of more And valaaily daze challenge half a score, Nay canthes lke we'll swive with foxty ‘Thea home to our husbands and there swive again. FINSsODOM, SWIVIA ean allay the Gre, Come litte Rogue and on my belly lie (ee on ber) A little lower, yet, now, dearest, try. PRICKET™ Tam a stranger to these unknown parts And never vers'd in Loves obliging arts: Pray, guide me, I was ne'er this way before, SWIVIA ‘There, can’t you enter? Now you've found the door. PRICKET. Now I am in, and 't i as sft as wool. SWIVIA ‘Then move it up and down, you little Foo. PRICKET 1 do, 0 hewens, Iam at my wits’ end, SWIVIA 1s "t not such pleasuse as I did commend? n SODOM, PRICKET Yes. I find Cunt 4 most obliging fiend Speak to me sister exe my toul depart. SWIVIA Teannot speak, you've stabb'd me to the heart PRICKET faint, Lean't one moment more survive, Tam dead SWIVIA (Oh, Brother, but. Alive ‘And why should you lie dead, to increase sy pa, Kiss me, deat togue, and thou shale ive agains Your Love grows cold, now you ean do no more, love You beter, chan T did before Pthee be kind —————— PRICKET Swie,Y did ely dear, ‘That thed xy Prick there how'd a mightysODOM, Which to the eye, seem like the whites of Eggs. SWIVIA 1 dreamt too, that it ran betwixt my Legs. PRICKET What makes this Pearl upon my Pinte’s snout? SWIVIA, Sit you fucke lately now your dream’s out. PRICKET ‘That Ishould loose my senses, h...n forbid ‘And yet I scarce remember what I did. SWIVIA Te was thie Cunt, that made your Pintle ose — ‘And lull’d you so unto a gentle sleep. ‘You gave those pleasures, which you ‘waking thought (On all my senses had amusement brought. PRICKET ‘es strange to think that such a homely seat sODOM, With such delight, should all our senses ‘scat, ‘That such gaping, slimy, hairy beast, Should from its maw give hungry Prick 1 feast, But its strange influence, I more admire My heart is gluted, yet I still desire ‘And turn my freezing atoms into fir. SWIVIA “All unknown pleatutes do at fist surprise, ‘Tey but once more, you'l find new joys ‘ie will your heazt with more contentment «al, [Resides your Pleasure will improve your skal Come txy again, ’e will gratify your Pain Whilst you enjoy what half the world PRICKET 1 feel an agony my Blood infold Betwixt a summer's heat and winte’s cold, wet ote as Seen wha tej ener Seuete! denn odsODOM Ee SWIVIA, No Resuatection yet, Prthee le’ feel, Poor lite thing is 25 cold a: steel. PM manage i, dispose it to my trust, ‘Pil make it strong to act, a2 well as lust. ‘Stroke cunt and Thigh PRICKET 1d ———— SWIVIA Now Kise. my Dear, Feel om my breasts PRICKET "e wont do SWIVIA —— Oh never fear ‘Thrust out your spirits with all might and 1 hear one coming, put it in again. Ener CUNTICULA, drmkish. Ste sigs. *¢ Was the prety soft Touch of the finger ‘and thumb ¥ sODOM, ‘And a prety soft Palm ‘That usher’d the Balm ‘And made it the sooner to come. SWIVIA ‘You did my thoughts surprise. CUNTICULA My presence may disturb your privacies. SWIVIA No we dare let you know what we have done Come, w'l continue, what we have begun. Sure I have lost the virwe of my hand. CUNTICULA, hold a piece a") make it stand. PRICKET SWIVIA Fil not my good into her hands-eatrast Ga. 85 Steed aa te Hane] om ot | | |FERN EAE I ONT AT LE ER, sODOM ‘Bot on these terms, which aver, that she ‘who first Does by the power of her charming hand, ‘Make Codds shrink up, and Pinte stif to stand, So she no other stratagem employ, Shall of her Labour, the frst fruit enjoy. CUNTICULA Withy all my ‘heart, what says His powerfull Grace? PRICKET ’ Agreed. Sister T fear you've lost your Place ‘Now for your credit, hold not half so fast ‘The pleasure of ie self is apt to haste. ‘She does "t with art SWIVIA, look how his cheeks do glow. (le spends). PRICKET ‘There, there; oh therel — —— % sODOM oe ‘CUNTICULA Oh, uds death it overflows, PRICKET ts done, and you may thank your ‘reacherous!) hand. CUNTICULA I would have held, bad you but giv” command. ‘That T should lose the Blessing of this Prize [for the los, in tats could lose my Eyes. Pardon, sweet Prince, pardon this sad mistake, fall T have a Recompense will make. Hee prostrate at your feet you may command ‘My cunt of asse, whene'er your Prick does stand. PRICKET ‘You've Jet out all the spitt of my blood, ‘You've ruin’d me, and done yourself 90 MSs westerns, 8sSWIVIA "e Was her new office did ambition move “To hasten to the center of my Love, ‘When in her journey, she seceiv’d her fate ‘That hope and pleasure did anticipate, ‘CUNTICULA Muster your spits up, and try again. PRICKET Where power’s wanting, willis butin vain, Fvespent my lastrow and would fain sere ‘To sleep an hour ————— CUNTICULA — that will restore desire ‘And power too, if that deccitfull proves ‘Adieu to fuck— sleep wil all care remove, ‘Come Cousia, le’s convey him to the bed, ‘You sechis spicts with your hopes are sled ‘The he be living, be's as bad as dead. (Bx. beading bie out ssrafuly). ‘THE END OF THE THIRD ACT. 36 ea act Iv Ente, CUNTIGRATIA. and BUG- (GERANTHOS. CUNTIGRATIA ‘Lat your siege with this success becrown'd ‘That what yous Prick has lost, my Cant has found, ‘Your seed with so much pleasure T will ‘Was in my Cant so plentflly thrown, Had all mankind, whose Pintes I adore, ‘With well itd Bollox swiv’d me o'er and ‘None could in matase have oblg me BUGGERANTHOS If Kings are God on Earth, their Queen ‘may claim (Of goddesses, an unusurped Name. 87 eee i se ofy ae oy We, Min ihre ae, SBD eve omODOM _—_——___ spo (CUNTIGRATIA ‘And fate in him must great pesfection show Whose Tarse can please a deity below. BUGGERANTHOS IFT have treated to sublime a sense (Owe it to your Cunt’s omnipotence. CUNTIGRATIA ‘This modesty doth ill in you sppear ‘Whose virtues are to dare and not to fear Whose arms the strength of Mars alone ‘can prove, Whose Bollocks like 2 Twist of worlds contain. ‘Those minions of delight, in every vein, ‘This and mach more, Lord General is due "To those perfections, which are all in you. ‘You must oblige me in this very Hows, For to deay my Cunt, You have no power. BUGGERANTHOS ‘Your favours, madam, are so far above ‘The utmost mets of your vassals Love, a “That should I steve in Letchery to obey ‘And in obedience swive my soul away, All may Endeavours would at last become Aue oadon wo gout Roy Womb: Sete iu CONTIGRATIA ‘withdaw, ‘You are aot by my favour kept in a, ‘When friendship does approach, you seem 0 fy; Do you do so before your Enemy? sau om oy Love ou ely i | | BUGGERANTHOS : No, by my head, and this Royal Star, | But coyls of Cunt are worse thans toys of war. CUNTIGRATIA Fucking a toyl, my Lord, you much mistake (Of ease and pleasure it docs all partake {kts all that we ean good or pleasure call. BUGGERANTHOS Bat Love like war, ust have its inteval [Nature enews that sta, with kind repose |sODOM ‘Which an untimely drudgery would lose, “Madam, with sighs, Tcelcbrate the howe stole my Love, and robb’d_ me_of its") power. (Offes t0 0). (CUNTIGRATIA ‘You shall not pass thus, dear Lord General, say! BUGGERANTHOS ‘ia what my power admits, I will obey. CUNTIGRATIA In the first place, give me a parting kiss, ‘And nest, my Lord, the consequence is this Now Sir, a pasting blow**), once and no BUGGERANTHOS ‘Could that have been, I had obey'd before ‘Your menstcuous blood does om my vein supply. sODOM, ‘With unexhausted letchery, whilst 1 With Prick too weak to act with my desire. : : (Bx.)*) CUNTIGRATIA Does then my Passion to contempt remove, "The Trophies ofhis Honour andmy Love? (Oh Boggeranthos, had my Passion been Deckt with the State and Grandeur of a ‘Queen ‘Tolootea Love, Thad not then betray’d My Love had more my Majesty obey’. My Passion like « prodigal did treat ‘With all the chief varieties of meat ‘And now the pamper’d Letcher scores (Exit) Ewer BOLLOXINION, BORASTUS and POCKENELLO. BOLLOXINION Since {have bugger’ human ase, 1 od Pinte to Cunt is not #0. much inci'd. » a ave emai ye wa Es #sODOM ‘What thd the letchery be dry,’ is smats ‘A Tuskish arse I love with all my heart. ‘The lust, which in these animals I sce Does fir exceed all human letchery. ‘Theis Cunt, by use improve their influence Whilst ours grow void of pleasure, bound By oft fomenting, Cant so big doth swell "That Prick works there, like Clapper in a - Bell. All Vacuum, no grasping flesh docs hide Or hug, the braway muscles ofits side do glance, ‘And ail mankind with vase delight intrance. BORASTUS [F Natue to them but one poor Re does de} give L | But man delights in various ways to POCKENELLO How simple was the leechery of old? How full of shame, how fecble and how cold? = ae latin Bees Necewt soDom, Confin'd to « formality of Law, ‘Whea Women ne'er their husbands! Pindes saw, ‘But when their lust or duty did them dea, ‘Then fuckt with an indifferent delight, As if Prick stood against their willing sptight. Fest rubb'd, then groan'd, then spent, and bid good night. [Now we the dictates of our sense pursue, ‘We study pleasures still and find out new. “May asthe G.ds his name immortal be "That fest receiv'd the gift of Buggecy! BOLLOXINION Faces may change, but Cunt is but cunt sil, adhe that fucks s slave to woman's "es tue, Bonstes, should we dally bring One dish to feast the pallate of « King, ‘And strive with various sauces to invite ‘The grandeur of his crtis appetite; Yet sil the men’s the same, the change does lie All in sauces’ geeat vasiety. 98 i i \ i \ nfs anared feoMe NT, isODOM So "tis with cunts repeated dall delights Sometimes yo've flowers for sauce, and sometimes ‘white (Or cxablice which like butter'd shrimps appear ‘And may be secv'd for garish all the yeas. (Enter BUGGERANTHOS). BORASTUS My Liege, the general — BOLLOXINION baave man of wart 5 £5 eet ee BUGGERANTHOS great Sis, your soldiers In double duty to your favour bound, ‘They own it all, and swear and tear the ‘ground; Protest they'l die in dtinking of your Health ‘And creep into the other wotld by steal, Intending there amongst the Gods to vie sopom ‘Their Sodom King with immortality. BOLLOXINION How ae they ple’ with wha did proc? BUGGERANTHOS “They prs it in honour of your same; Tihs present they want 20 woman’ id ach bugges with content his owa connate BOLLOXINION “They know tis chargeable with Cats to ly. BUGGERANTHOS Ie saves them, Sie least 2 fortngh’s _ ‘Pay: BOLLOXINION “Thea ase they Fock and bugger one soothes BUGGERANTHOS And lve like man and wis sister and other. % rene esSENET Ta ORT BPE NE sODOM Tan ste Dikoes and dogs, with women do ie vail") T caught one figgng with a bod Cues pny My Lord ud she, T doi wth remorse, For Thad once patton or 2 Hone, ‘Who in a moment, gui anil ple’ toy bas T saw him stanigpeasive in +e With padded eyes, and back with sores oppret ‘And heavy baler hanging on his crest 1 grid forthe poor beist, and stzok is Mal, Pity his dilly about and is ping “Then oa 4 sudden from his scablatd few “The saclst Tas, that ever mora ‘av, Which clinging to his ely, ait did ‘stand. a Bee eC eat oa pl BORON, Bes senha Seite ae eee a eo ae bermers, SODOM Ttook, and grasp it in my loving hand, ‘Aad ia a passion mov’d it to my cunt, But he to woman kind not being wont Drew back hie Engine, tho my cunt could spare Pethaps as much room as his Lady Mare. “At length J found his constancy was such, ‘That he would none") but his dear Mrs ouch, Urg’d by his scorn, I did his right depart, “And so despair surrender’d up my heat. Now wand’sing oe this vile cunt starving land Tam content with what comes next by hand. BOLLOXINION Such woman ought to live, pray find her She shall a Pintle have, both stiff and stout, Bollocks shall hourly by her Cunt be suckt; ‘She shall be daily by all Nations fucks. 9) MS: Koes. 7 | |soDoM soDoM Tndatsios Cont sal ave Pine want POCKENELLO She sal be mises to an Elephant. Bo iil iy ggg ye fs BUGGERANTHOS When they uke dos, big 8 nor Yoor Hosowtsmatles — chi. Ga a wont, (Er TWELY) BOLLOXINION, ae! MEAD. do lt ber anne 2 sere en srweLy Tl encourage virtue whilst Ilive. 2stes#** My Liege,*) a stranger at your Royal gate - ~ Soh Does from Gomorrah with a message POCKENELLO ‘wait Were Offcina here, she should aver ‘And forty striplings for a present bring. : ‘The Title) of great Cunt belongs to her; ig ‘With ease you may thrust in your double BOLLOXINION fist. Oh, it’ a present from our Brother bene ants 290550 King — She has as good a Cunt, as ever pst. “ELS Conduct dem in, ’t was very Kindly done, Pe pe Ob, Brother Tarschole, this hath sv’d ‘That mighty ossifice of Nature's gate : oY 0 Gave one delight, bet ne’cedld peopagate, "oe sang: ett de esooe Within the limits of his own command ‘And I have fuckt and bugger’ all the land, Products spoil cunt, chat Learned Flux, allows, ‘And what like woman's was, makes like a oows. a 2) MS Tide, 8 ”soDom BORASTUS Pleasure should strive, so much in time ‘of Peace ‘As Power in time of Battle to increase. BOLLOXINION "The end of war is to make Peace at last — ‘When Pleasure pays for all, the sorrow is past. (Enter TWELY with 40 young sripings) BUGGERANTHOS So beautiful a troop I have not seen, BOLLOXINION How fares my Brother Tarsehole and his Queen? STRANGER AUD ail and heath was sent from them by me. ‘All hail and this vouchsafe o King, t0 (Gives bie @ letter). : SODOM BOLLOXINION (reads). For the fairest of the Damosells in manifold * Remembrance I express Joy in your ites, honour “in the high Places, and in Retizement, Peace * and Posture abundance, from Gomorrah ‘Tarschole.” ‘Stranger, I thank you, and go tell my Lord ‘That what the Limits of my Lord afford He may like me command, what cunts do live ‘Within my precincts, chat are ft to swive. By Twely we intend to send 2 score Of o're rid virgin, if we send no more. ‘Twely, divert your stranger while he stays, With wine and other sodominian plays; Reecive him kindly, my commands fall ‘And let him fuck and bugger whom he will Here my valued Gems, these are to me. (pointing to the boys).sono? ‘More than the riches of my treasury — ‘What does my crown and jewels do me good. Jewels and Gold are clay to Sesh and Blood. Grace every chamber with a preuy boy, ‘But here’s my chiefest dicing of my Joy. (pointing tone of the bays). Go and prepare what's to my Pleasure due ‘The choice of their appartments) is left ‘0 you. (Ex, all but the hing aud a bay), BOLLOXINION Come my soft flesh of Sodom’s dear delight, ‘To honoured lust thou art betray’d this ight. Lust with thy beauty cannot brook delay — Beeween thy pretty haunches I will play. 9) MS. Apparent, acr Vv SCENE 1 Enter OFFICINA, FUCKADILLA, CUNTICULA. CLYTORIS and VIRTUOSO. OFFICINA ‘Let's sce the great improvement of your art; : ‘The simple dildoes are not worth a fart. FUCKADILLA ‘This is not stief ————_ ‘The mussel) is too small CUNTICULA Not long enough ctyToris ‘Why that is all in all.) | tl good a a 105 i Lew -ees sopom nana ce FUCKADILLA Fatuoso! Wherefore do you bring é So weak and simple bauble of a thing? ie eae VIRTUOSO CUNTICULA “Troe Philosophical Dimensions. = 1 think it 90 ixgrace ‘These axe invented tot) fill intention 1ET before your Ladyship take place To satisfy the most retentive Veins For Pecks T have enjoy Tl make" i That lust of blood, of seed in womb appese i roniah And Ihave moce experience by five yer. | OFFICINA | Ost they scarce exceed veg spant*) FUCKADILLA a : ‘A At shoul exceed what. ate gave 00 IF by senisity you chim your due — u : cman, Thad cont when no min thought of you | ; FUCKADILLA i TI ho a fucking, ifthe eet were OFFICINA { known ‘You make me laugh, to se you vainly | He made it by the mearuce of bis own. sive | For the Brae, wien tre hee alive | VIRTUOSO ‘Your Properties ae sll secre yo think — | : Madam’ done; and be dyed by Tore a hid, when you wete mest and , dink “The copy doth exeed the original (int re 4 wa, Produc, ses i lovely aT vow : i Ba «vets wea, So lang, so true — i : a wy | 7 ‘ = salts