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Apple Intelligence is coming at WWDC. Just don't call it AI
People are turning on AI right when Apple needs them to embrace it.
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Apple is doomed because Google AI doesn't know 2027
AI is crushing it. But not in a good way.
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Maybe Apple should delay Siri just a little longer
It seems like being 'late' to AI has done Apple a world of good.
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Apple is missing the thing that once made it great
It's up to John Ternus to bring some fun to the halls of Apple Park.
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Tim Cook is leaving John Ternus with an AI imbroglio
Apple customers might not alwaysknow what they want, but they definitely know what they don't want.
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Apple is doomed because John Ternus isn't Elon Musk
Let's imagine how badly Apple's CEO transition could have gone.
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John Ternus is not inheriting your father's Apple
The success of the MacBook Neo and the iPhone put Ternus in on top.
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All of a sudden, everyone is doomed except Apple
The MacBook Neo is turning the whole PC world on its head.
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Apple's new AI problems have nothing to do with Siri
Apple faces two new lawsuits stemming from its loose AI rules.
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Even PC users have caught MacBook Neo fever
PC OEMs and Microsoft have a tough nut to crack trying to compete with the MacBook Neo.
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Apple's real intelligence? Winning the waiting game
While its competitors burn cash on AI, Apple is taking its usual slow and steady approach. And it's paying off.
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Don't worry, Apple isn't going all practical
Two cheap products in one week do not represent a fundamental change in company strategy.
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Apple's cheap is better than most companies' good
The iPhone 17e and upcoming MacBook are the gold standard for standard devices.
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Apple's AI products are all doomed. Wanna guess why
A pendant, a doorbell, smart glasses? No one wants that.
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A colorful MacBook is coming to chase away the Siri doom
New Siri gets delayed but while Apple's set to deliver new hardware, are iPhones still selling well?
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If Apple is richer than ever, why does it feel so broke?
Tim Cook's choices may keep the company in the black, but Apple fans are starting to see red.
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Does Tim Cook even care about Apple's image anymore?
Tim Cook rubs elbows with a bad apple at 'Melania' premiere.
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