{"id":201,"date":"2002-04-07T00:03:22","date_gmt":"2002-04-07T00:03:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.joelonsoftware.com\/?p=201"},"modified":"2002-04-07T00:03:22","modified_gmt":"2002-04-07T00:03:22","slug":"20020407","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joelonsoftware.com\/2002\/04\/07\/20020407\/","title":{"rendered":"2002\/04\/07"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><SPAN><IMG data-recalc-dims=\"1\" height=\"54\" alt=\"\" hspace=4 src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.joelonsoftware.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2002\/04\/happyBirthdayMom.gif?resize=220%2C54&#038;ssl=1\" width=\"220\" align=right border=0 cd:pos=\"3\"><\/SPAN> <P>Whenever I start to read a review for a new &#8220;bloat-free&#8221; MS Office competitor, I know what the script is going to be:<\/P> <OL> <LI>Office is overpriced and &#8220;bloated&#8221; with too many features that you &#8220;don&#8217;t need&#8221;<\/LI> <LI>Luckily, &lt;company X&gt; made a smaller leaner one without all the bloat<\/LI> <LI>But I&#8217;m never going to use it, because it doesn&#8217;t have &lt;insert my favorite feature&gt; or word count.<\/LI><\/OL> <P>It&#8217;s actually quite amusing how often this exact script, including the &#8220;word count&#8221; gripe,&nbsp;recurs.&nbsp; Here&#8217;s one from <A href=\"http:\/\/www.zdnet.com\/anchordesk\/stories\/story\/0,10738,2681437,00.html\">2001<\/A>. And another from <A href=\"http:\/\/washingtonpost.com\/wp-srv\/tech\/reviews\/finder\/rev_1030.htm\">1997<\/A>.&nbsp; Oh, look, it happened <A href=\"http:\/\/www.washingtonpost.com\/ac2\/wp-dyn\/A4988-2002Apr6\">again<\/A>.<\/P> <P>Remember, kids, the trouble with the &#8220;everyone only uses 20% of the features&#8221; myth is that everybody uses a slightly <EM>different<\/EM> 20%, and the journalist who has to review your exciting new BloatFreeWrite has been told to write a 250 word story.<\/P> <P>(For review: <A href=\"https:\/\/www.joelonsoftware.com\/articles\/fog0000000020.html\">Bloatware and the 80\/20 myth<\/A>. No matter how much it bothers you neat freaks, the market always votes for bloatware.)<\/P><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Whenever I start to read a review for a new &#8220;bloat-free&#8221; MS Office competitor, I know what the script is going to be: Office is overpriced and&hellip; <span class=\"read-more\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.joelonsoftware.com\/2002\/04\/07\/20020407\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">Read more <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">&#8220;2002\/04\/07&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-201","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s83KNI-20020407","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joelonsoftware.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/201","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joelonsoftware.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joelonsoftware.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joelonsoftware.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joelonsoftware.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=201"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joelonsoftware.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/201\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joelonsoftware.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=201"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joelonsoftware.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=201"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joelonsoftware.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=201"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}