{"id":501,"date":"2011-08-25T03:30:00","date_gmt":"2011-08-25T00:30:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.javacodegeeks.com\/2012\/10\/funny-computer-programming-quotes.html"},"modified":"2013-02-17T12:21:19","modified_gmt":"2013-02-17T10:21:19","slug":"funny-computer-programming-quotes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.javacodegeeks.com\/2011\/08\/funny-computer-programming-quotes.html","title":{"rendered":"Funny Computer Programming Quotes"},"content":{"rendered":"
I came across a collection of great computer programming quotes at devtopics which is hilarious. My top picks are as follows:<\/p>\n

\u201c<\/i>If Java had true garbage collection, most programs would delete themselves upon execution.\u201d (Robert Sewell)<\/i><\/p>\n

\u201cC++ : Where friends have access to your private members.\u201d (Gavin Russell Baker)<\/cite><\/p>\n

\u201cIf debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.\u201d (Edsger W. Dijkstra)<\/p>\n

\u201cI don\u2019t care if it works on your machine!  We are not shipping your machine!\u201d (Vidiu Platon)<\/cite><\/p>\n

\u201cNo matter how slick the demo is in rehearsal, when you do it in front of a live audience, the probability of a flawless presentation is inversely proportional to the number of people watching, raised to the power of the amount of money involved.\u201d (Mark Gibbs)

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\u201cThe most amazing achievement of the computer software industry is its continuing cancellation of the steady and staggering gains made by the computer hardware industry.\u201d (Henry Petroski)<\/i><\/i><\/i><\/p>\n

\u201cA computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.\u201d  Emo Philips<\/i><\/p>\n

\u201cProgramming can be fun, so can cryptography; however they should not be combined.\u201d Kreitzberg and Shneiderman<\/i><\/i><\/p>\n

\u201cPerl: The only language that looks the same before and after RSA encryption.\u201d \u2013 Keith Bostic<\/i>
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\nThe original post is here<\/a>. Please share your picks as well!<\/p>\n

Reference: <\/i><\/strong>Some Hilarious Computer Programming Quotes<\/a> from our JCG partner<\/a> Aater at the Future Chips blog<\/a>.<\/p>\n

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