{"id":464,"date":"2011-07-19T21:42:00","date_gmt":"2011-07-19T18:42:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.javacodegeeks.com\/2012\/10\/funny-source-code-comments.html"},"modified":"2014-09-04T10:01:34","modified_gmt":"2014-09-04T07:01:34","slug":"funny-source-code-comments","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.javacodegeeks.com\/2011\/07\/funny-source-code-comments.html","title":{"rendered":"Funny Source Code Comments"},"content":{"rendered":"

I recently stumbled upon an awesome Stack Overflow<\/a> thread, entitled “What is the best comment in source code you have ever encountered?”<\/a>.<\/p>\n

As you might have guessed, it is a collection of funny source code comments, provided by developers all over the world. Take a look at it, it could definitely make your day.<\/p>\n

I am reposting here my personal favorites from that long long collection:<\/p>\n

\/\/ sometimes I believe compiler ignores all my comments<\/p>\n

Exception up = new Exception(“Something is really wrong.”);
\nthrow up; \/\/ha ha<\/p>\n

\/\/When I wrote this, only God and I understood what I was doing
\n\/\/Now, God only knows
\n\"Tweet:<\/a><\/p>\n

\/\/ I dedicate all this code, all my work, to my wife, Darlene, who will
\n\/\/ have to support me and our three children and the dog once it gets
\n\/\/ released into the public.<\/p>\n

\/\/ drunk, fix later<\/p>\n

\/\/ Magic. Do not touch.<\/p>\n

return 1; # returns 1<\/p>\n

double penetration; \/\/ ouch<\/p>\n

\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/ this is a well commented line<\/p>\n

\/\/ I am not sure if we need this, but too scared to delete.<\/p>\n

\/\/ I am not responsible of this code.
\n\/\/ They made me write it, against my will.
\n\"Tweet:<\/a>

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\/\/Dear future me. Please forgive me.
\n\/\/I can’t even begin to express how sorry I am.<\/p>\n

options.BatchSize = 300; \/\/Madness? THIS IS SPARTA!<\/p>\n

\/\/ I have to find a better job<\/p>\n

\/\/ hack for ie browser (assuming that ie is a browser)<\/p>\n

} catch (PartInitException pie) {
\n\/\/ Mmm… pie
\n}<\/p>\n

\/\/ John! If you’ll svn remove this once more,
\n\/\/ I’ll shut you, for God’s sake!
\n\/\/ That piece of code is not \u201csomething strange\u201d!
\n\/\/ That is THE AUTH VALIDATION.<\/p>\n

try {<\/p>\n

}
\ncatch (SQLException ex) {
\n\/\/ Basically, without saying too much, you’re screwed. Royally and totally.
\n}
\ncatch(Exception ex)
\n{
\n\/\/If you thought you were screwed before, boy have I news for you!!!
\n}<\/p>\n

\/\/ Catching exceptions is for communists<\/p>\n

\/\/ If you’re reading this, that means you have been put in charge of my previous project.
\n\/\/ I am so, so sorry for you. God speed.
\n\"Tweet:<\/a><\/p>\n

\/\/ if i ever see this again i’m going to start bringing guns to work<\/p>\n

\/\/ The magnitude of this hack compares favorably with that of the national debt.
\n\"Tweet:<\/a><\/p>\n

\/\/ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US<\/p>\n

\/\/ If this code works, it was written by Paul. If not, I don’t know who wrote it<\/p>\n

\/\/You are not expected to understand this<\/p>\n

\/**
\n* If you don’t understand this code, you should be flipping burgers instead.
\n*\/<\/p>\n

‘NO COMMENT<\/p>\n

\/\/Abandon all hope yea who enter beyond this point<\/p>\n

\/\/Mr. Compiler, please do not read this.<\/p>\n

catch (Ex as Exception)
\n{
\n\/\/ oh crap, we should do something.
\n}<\/p>\n

\/\/ TODO make this work<\/p>\n

\/\/ If you delete the credits, I will fucking kill you.<\/p>\n

\/\/ This is crap code but it’s 3 a.m. and I need to get this working.
\n\"Tweet:<\/a><\/p>\n

\/\/ For the sins I am about to commit, may James Gosling forgive me
\n\"Tweet:<\/a><\/p>\n

\/\/ Houston, we have a problem<\/p>\n

\/\/ If I from the future read this I’ll back in time and kill myself.<\/p>\n

Pure awesomeness… Don’t forget to share your own favorites in the comments!<\/p>\n

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