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Tue February 24, 2026
(The Onion)
 
  
 
 U.S. Tourists Advised To Temporarily Avoid Shootouts With Mexican Drug Cartels
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(photovoltaics magazine)
 
  
 
 Finland produces some serious steam. It just works. *punches Todd Howard*
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
  
 
 Ice Jam on the Susquehanna creates flooding 'round Harrisburg, just when the Trump Administration was planning to reopen the Three Mile Island nuclear power plant
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(KAKE Wichita)
 
 Weeners
 
 "I know it is an emergency, but hear me out... let's take this flight path back"
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(History Channel)
 
  
 
 On this day in history, in 1885, a convicted murderer is spared from death when the gallows malfunction, which is doubly lucky as he was an electrician and could have told them how to fix an electric chair
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(Abergavenny Chronicle)
 
  
 
 Captain KFC introduces Abergavenny Man to a centaur bodyguard who sounds like Jason Statham, proving the real mythological creature was subtlety all along
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(CTV News)
 
  
 
 Illegal drugs, weapons found at 2 convenience stores. Not the kind of convenience I'm looking for
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(MSN)
 
  
 
 BMW, check. Road rage, check. Two pounds of cocaine, check. Half-pound fentanyl, check, quarter-pound crack cocaine, check. Matching backpacks with hundred-dollar bill design, check. Ran from police, check. Crashed car, check. Well, that's the list
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(WCVB Boston)
 
  
 
 Nor'easter pounding Boston raised to blizzard status. Pray for Sully
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Mon February 23, 2026
(Metro)
 
  
 
 You'll never guess how the Mexican authorities found and killed cartel boss El Mencho. His 'lover' ratted him out
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(CTV News)
 
  
 
 We are here at Costco Warehouse, where we've secretly replaced the fine infant formula they usually serve with toxins that cause nausea and vomiting. Let's see if anyone notices
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(BBC)
 
  
 
 If the wing of your plane falls off, it's probably this guys fault
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(Abc.net.au)
 
  
 
 Scientist justifies 11 years of study by finding horses can whistle
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(Some Guy)
 
  
 
 Photoshop this shady pair
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(Local 12 Cincinnati)
 
  
 
 Good things to donate to charity: canned food, clothing, toys. Bad thing: artillery shell. At least it wasn't in someone's butt this time
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(Huffington Post)
 
  
 
 BBC apologises after guest in the audience shouted a racial slur at Delroy Lindo & Michael B Jordan. Fark: The invited guest has tourettes and inspired the film "I Swear". TotalFark: The show was broadcast on a two-hour delay and didn't edit it out
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(BBC-US)
 
  
 
 The city that never sleeps* (unless tucked in under a 27" blanket of snow)
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(AP News)
 
  
 
 Russian bakery owner pleads with Putin to reduce taxes for his war effort. Hopefully for him, his multi-layer cakes don't have windows on the top floors
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(Jalopnik)
 
  
 
 Every word you say, I'll be watching you
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(Huffington Post)
 
  
 
 Mexico concerned about second violence after yesterday's violence
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(Some Guy)
 
  
 
 Photoshop what's being observed here
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(Cleveland 19)
 
  
 
 Her reaction to being found was to ship her pants
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
  
 
 Naked driver runs from serious car crash in East Hollywood. No word on who else was rear-ended
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
  
 
 Tractor trailer had a special delivery
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(Guardian)
 
  
 
 Towns being invaded by wild bassoonists is what I swear I just read
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(Fortune)
 
  
 
 New study shows that for raising two children to be affordable, the family must earn at least $400K per year. Phew. Thank God for that middle class income meme
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(Zillow)
 
  
 
 What a lovely house you think until you recognize the Flowers in the Attic situation shown in picture 72
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(Click Orlando)
 
  
 
 Why is Gen Z flocking to Florida's The Villages? Well, employment numbers are sagging everywhere else
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(Guardian)
 
  
 
 We're all on board with changing underwear every six months. Reads further... oh -replace- every six months
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(Izismile)
 
  
 
 Caption this squirrel reacting
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(LAD Bible)
 
  
 
 Content creator thinks getting hammered makes him look better
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(Daily Mail)
 
  
 
 Great, now I question the existence of Elon Musk and Jesus Christ. Thanks Daily Fail
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(AP News)
 
  
 
 Budapest pizzeria offers time-travel twist with ancient Rome-inspired pie, probably in order to compete with Papa John's attempts to bring back the Vomitorium
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(BBC)
 
  
 
 Coroner calls for better signs at rail crossing, because the klaxon siren and red light were insufficient to stop someone running in front of a train, with their music turned up past the noise warning level
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(Amazon)
 
  
 
 Long-time Farker Toraque's first novel, Reflex, is now available on Amazon. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll probably find a few typos
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
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 Quick-thinking high-rise cleaner catches boy, 7, after youngster falls 80ft from 7th floor windowsill
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(NPR)
 
  
 
 You might want to sit down for this, but it turns out that all those "biohackers" and other online "influencers" hawking peptides as the new miracle way to optimize your health are full of shiat
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(The Takeout)
 
  
 
 Finally, the listicle Farkers have been waiting for: 10 Mountain Dew flavors ranked from bad to worst
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
  
 
 Food delivery robot goes on rampage in suburban LA, terminating woman's garden
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(Vogue)
 
  
 
 Forget about all that fire horse nonsense. 2026 is the Year of the Buttcrack
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
  
 
 Being awoken by a naked woman? Yeah, that's my fetish... no, not like that
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(Yahoo)
 
  
 
 Neurosurgeon's controversial 'Fresno Method' of treating sciatica pain thru a woman's hoo-hah seems way less likely to catch on now
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(14 News Evansville)
 
  
 
 Deer season in Kentucky gets weird
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(Yahoo)
 
  
 
 And this is why I never had children
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(Yahoo)
 
  
 
 Despite being "obliterated", Iran is now a week away from a bomb again according to lackys
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(Some Guy)
 
  
 
 Photoshop this demonstration
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(YouTube)
 
  
 
 It's your Maker Monday thread, "no, not like that" edition. Show off your projects that used another discipline to get the job done (or whatever project you want, Yarr). LGT 3D printing moulds for complex clay projects
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(CNN)
 
  
 
 The trouble with secretly murdering your husband by poisoning him with fentanyl so that you can be with your new lover is that your kids might not shut up about missing him. So why not write a children's book on getting past the death of a parent?
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(Guardian)
 
  
 
 Day 1,461 of WW3: Russia finally finds somewhere to raise banner which won't immediately be torn down by Ukraine: their own embassy in Seoul; and Putin's Hungarian puppets vow to block next EU sanctions package. This is your Monday Ukraine War thread
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(Newsweek)
 
  
 
 Hunter College finally responds to viral video of one of their professors talking racist smack during Zoom vid
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