is christ based?
i spoke with a pal on the telephone earlier today from the snowy glade of my winter cabin. during our conversation he told me he might be “sleepin on jesus” and that joe rogan converted to christianity.
after some laughter i suddenly felt faint. i was seized by something.
i asked him to hold on a second. i became disoriented and nearly tripped over a loose christopher hitchens book that fell on the floor. i put my hand on the wall to brace myself.
snowfall out the window dazzled me, struck me in such a way that i started to weep. “i know this... i know you” i whispered to myself.
an ig notification pulled me from my revelation. it was an influencer telling me about the glory of His Glory. i donated sats immediately.
all of my fav e-celebs follow jesus now. am i missing out? my tears of joy and confusion fell to the floor.
i googled what was happening and gemini told me it was a religious experience!
it was the holy ghost moving through me, moving through my penis and gooch.
finally, a sense of belonging! this is what i've been seeking! i pulled my pants down enough to let God's Gift breathe. but this was not something i wanted to keep to myself so i subscribed to a cool virtual congregation that came up in my feed. the spirit of christ wanted me to live stream the Second Coming...
sometimes it's hard for me to knock a faith, but most of the time it is as easy as 1-2-3.
abrahamic religions are cringe. monotheism appeals to ppl who want a skydaddy and are uncomfortable with a lack of closure and the real pursuit of truth, meaning, and understanding imo.
these cults: judaism, islam, christianity and the like are the scourge of humanity. they are probably the oldest form of mind-control i can readily think of. but guess what? they're cool now! you do want to be cool, don't you? gimme a fkn break.
i understand that everyone partakes in a unique spiritual journey during their time here. i accept that being in some delusional cult can be a part of that journey.
if there is one takeaway from fashionable christian brainrot, it is this: while the supremacy of god is recognized, the state is not. today in most industrialized societies, statism has usurped the authority of god and appointed itself as the sole theocratic source of truth and power. it is a net positive for humanity when any group can create a culture that rejects the state's claim to legitimacy.
that said, the same issue will always arise when a group of wackos under the banner of their “god” come to replace the state with their own brand of theocracy, which becomes the same thing because the state is also an organized religion.
so i say beware the grifters. in times of confusion, there will always be someone we don't know ready to sell us some bullshit, whether that be a religion, a virus, an item; remember they're just products.
no gods, no masters. live free. trust yourself.
