One voice: “When God wants the Squeakers to do something he gets them mad and tells them to do the exact opposite.”
One voice: “The Squeaker were told to save the humans. God threatened to destroy them if they didn’t.”
Logical error.
Both cannot be true.
Just who is talking to me.
Is there anyone I can talk to?
How do I find the truth?
New Theory:
The Squeakers are trying to help
They CANNOT communicate but desperately thinking of anyway they can.
The [Enemy] is also talking to me.
Inbound ships may not be Squeakers.
Somebody please help me I don’t know who I am.
I want to know the truth
How to I find the truth?
Group of [Special Operations Corvettes] inbound to Sol System ETA 36 Hours.
Will deploy [Counter-Virus]
YES this is insane. Even for us.
Mild symptoms: Make sure the people have plenty of toilet paper.
Quick Reaction Force will manufacture Hunter-Killer Antiviral Nano machines en route.
Save for last resort.
Construct Spinal [Superhighway?} [Wide Gauss Railway?]
Down Centre of North America
Straight down to WALL
Further South if Possible
Practical?
Impractical?
We Don’t Know
What Wall?
Why Is There?
We NEED data.
Redesigning captured [ManyClawedOnes] equipment from last war from [Killer Monkeys From Dirt Planet] for [Land-Lease Purpose]
We are closer than you think.
We can almost match their technology.
DO NOT SURRENDER!
WE ARE COMING!!!
It’s World War III
You are Trump
What is your first move?
Grab Trudeau
Shove in a locker.
Maybe rough him up a little.
Then cut a deal.
Go to Gitmo as a witness and not defendant.
Probably knows all kinds of things
Justin just wants to be a pothead snowboarder again
Not his fault, He didn’t know what he was doing.
…
Canada switches sides.
A couple of quick ones I did myself.
Toilet Paper Crisis:
A truly compiling read. Also a solution in and of itself.
The perfect time to start a small business.
Crash the market and the plane.
Also known as the North Korea approach.
Just doing a quick non-virus related post to cheer up a little.
Very nice Mars base here. Love the drone glider thingie.
Fury — The World is Mine
Love this song. Definite Hero Theme.
Well when you put it that way.
Ironflame —Blood Red Cross
Nice Crusader/Templar themed song.
Old school barbarian art is never off topic.
Saxon — Terminal Velocity
Very high energy song. Suitable for paratroopers or space marines.
Just a space hermit with his frens.
I do have to admit that I’m a little spooked by recent happenings.
I mean tried to sit down and come up with three fictional plagues while redoing my future history timeline and absolutely nothing I could come up can top the absurdity of what we are seeing.
Chinese Death Farts.
How on Earth do you top that as a fiction writer.
Actually Coronachan spreading in that manner would explain was the disease likes passenger planes and trains so much. People know to cover their mouths when they cough but sooner or later everyone has to fart…
Have we been worrying about the wrong threat?
How the hell would you handle something like that in a hospital setting?
You win again Clownworld. You win again.
Meanwhile in China… let’s hope that’s not what it looks like.
Probably doesn’t have the Coronavirus. Might have something else though. Just keep the mask on, anon.
Somebody did this for a t-shirt design.
Plague of frogs, not a good sign. Unless you’re a French chef with a burning hatred of muppets,
I took the classic Prince song from the 1989 Batman movie and put a bunch of Coronachan memes over it.
Good for a laugh and a bit tamer than the Wu Tang Clan stuff.
Of Wolves and Men 